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Welcome, fellow Batmen
of all nations.
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I call this meeting to order.
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El Gaucho, please review the
minutes from our last gathering.
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Si, Batman.
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Our annual masked charity ball
raised over 100 million euros
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for the retired heroes
foundation.
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And at long last, the
remodeling of our headquarters
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esta completo.
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Excelente. Musketeer.
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As you can no doubt see
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the 6 statues you commissioned
of les Batman sont arrivee.
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I didn't commission any statues.
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(Joker)
Ha ha ha ha!
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The batmen of all nations?
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None of you even
look like bats.
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[boom]
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Let me show you how a real
tribute society works.
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Introducing, the Jokers
of all nations!
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Get 'em, boys!
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[yelling]
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Arrivederci, pagliacco!
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[wham]
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Les jeux sont fait, mon ami!
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[clang]
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[beeping]
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Gracias, Ranger.
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And adios, luchadorjoker de Japones!
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[thud]
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[wham]
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Wingman, look out!
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[boom]
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Almost forgot, Batsy.
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Brought you a little
housewarming gift.
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There. The house feels
warmer already!
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[laughing]
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Aah!
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[beep beep beep]
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[boom]
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[rumble rumble]
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[wham]
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The hammers of justice
will always pound straight
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the bent nails of evil.
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[theme music]
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Cool! Let's jump it
on our bikes.
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I don't know, Chris.
It looks dangerous.
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Don't be such a baby, Kyle.
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- It's Captain Atom!
- It's Captain Atom!
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That's right!
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And those wires would have given
you the shock of your life.
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For a superhero, this downed
power line is child's play.
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But to a child,
it's a death trap.
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- Gee! Thanks, Captain Atom.
- Gee! Thanks, Captain Atom.
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Next time, be a hero
by remembering you're not.
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Saving the youth of the world
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one public service announcement
at a time.
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I didn't think it was possible
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but he's worse than
Booster Gold.
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Since he arrived,
he's proven arrogant
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self-serving, and cocky.
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Sounds like the JLI's newest
member is going to fit right in.
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Quite the team you've
assembled, Manhunter.
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Well, except for Batman here.
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- Say what?
- Excuse me?
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The guy has no superpowers,
not even a lame one.
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And yet, everyone here thinks
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he's the greatest superhero
in the universe.
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'Cause it's true! Huh!
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Boom. You're dead.
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Boom. You're dead again.
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Boom. Boom. Boom.
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That's all it would take.
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Sir, you are crossing a line.
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Even the villains
must buy into it
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'cause otherwise,
he would have been squashed
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the moment he stepped
out of Gotham
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[zap zap]
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[zap]
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Your deluge of destruction
is over, Despero.
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[zap]
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Your wicked winds wane tonight,
Weather Wizard.
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[crackle]
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Your sinister subterfuge
ceases now, Star Sapphire.
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[pew]
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[screaming]
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Your titanic tantrum of terror
terminates tonight, Giganta.
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[wham]
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Guys, don't get me wrong.
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Batman would make
an awesome cop.
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- Thanks.
- But a superhero?
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Come on.
That takes superpowers.
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Who is this guy?
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Former United States
Air Force Captain
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Nathanial Christopher Adams
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a.k.a. Allen Adams,
a.k.a. Cameron Scott.
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He was atomized in a scientific
experiment gone awry
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and acquired the power of
super strength, flight
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and energy blast projection.
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Impressive. But he should
try mixing a little humility
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with those superpowers..
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...like I do.
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[alert beeping]
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- The trouble alert.
- It's Major Force.
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And he's attacking
the Pentagon.
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(Captain Atom)
My old nemesis.
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Looks like I get to show you
guys a real superhero in action.
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Listen up, maggots.
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I know it's here.
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So hand over the quantum vacuum.
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[gunfire]
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You jerks are about to get a
face full of unfriendly fire.
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[rizz rizz]
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At ease, soldiers.
Ha ha ha ha..
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As you weren't.
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(Batman)
Leave those privates alone,
Major Force.
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And that's an order.
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Leave this to the heavy
artillery, Batman.
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[crash crash]
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[wham wham wham]
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[wham]
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Out of the way.
He's mine!
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Battling villains is no excuse
for rudeness, chum.
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[crash wham]
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[rizz]
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Nice recon, captain.
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This is just what
I was looking for.
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[zap]
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Neptune's beard!
He's been reduced to..
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Huh?
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Just a man!
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Make that a dead man.
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[zap]
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You'll get yours later,
Captain.
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I have what I came for.
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We've got to go after him
and get the quantum vacuum back.
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He's got my powers!
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Batman to J'onn.
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Have the rest of the league
intercept Major Force
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before he destroys Washington.
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And beam us up to the tower.
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What? No!
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Easy, Cap. uh, mate.
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Let the league handle this.
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You have bigger fish to fry.
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This is what was stolen.
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A prototype quantum vacuum
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which taps into the same energy
field as you and Major Force.
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He can use it to absorb
any form of nuclear-level power
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until he's virtually
unstoppable.
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I'll prepare the Watchtower
to hold Major Force
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for the authorities, once the
league apprehends him.
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- What can I do?
- In your compromised condition?
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It's best if you
confine yourself to quarters.
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Hey, I can get by
without powers no problem.
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He does it.
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How hard can it be?
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Let me give you a hand with that
lead-lined dampener, Aquaman.
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Careful there, champ.
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These things are heavier
than they look.
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Don't want you
to hurt yourself.
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Okay...dad.
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[both grunting]
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(both)
It's Martian Manhunter.
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Good catch, my chartreuse
shipmate.
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Aquaman is right, Nate.
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You're going to have to learn
to accept your new limitations.
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And like you always say
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"Next time, be a hero
by remembering you're not."
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I've just become my own PSA.
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Now let's see what this
baby can do.
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Booyah.
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They're gonna have to start
calling me General Force now.
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Time to cause a little
collateral damage.
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[rizz]
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[rizz]
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[rizz]
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[rizz]
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And how's Earth's formerly
mightiest mortal doing?
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[scoffs]
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Try to stay positive, old man.
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Why don't you fix yourself
a sandwich?
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Food always puts
me in a better mood.
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[scoffs]
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[grunting]
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Aquaman, we need to, um..
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- Perhaps I..
- I've got it.
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I have the power.
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[Nathaniel sobbing]
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- What's happened to me?
- It's okay, Nate.
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Now I know how you must feel.
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Like a total loser.
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Typical.
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Wait. I need help.
Show me how you do it.
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Please?
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This is the Justice League
training room.
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Here, through holographic
simulations
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you will learn to rely only
on your wits
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and intestinal fortitude.
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To ease you in, we'll start with
the typical level of threat
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I encounter on day-to-day
patrol.
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Good, because I can handle
anything you can dish out.
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Then open wide.
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Oh, yeah. Let's dance, Darkseid.
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[zap]
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Boom. You're dead.
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[groaning]
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I wasn't ready.
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Let's dial it back to something
a little more street level.
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Bring it on.
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Grundy, when I'm
through with you
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you're gonna wish
you never died.
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Unh! Huh?
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[growling]
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Third time's the charm, right?
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Drop the loot, punk. Before I..
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
I'm useless.
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[sobbing]
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- You're up, Aquaman.
- I'm on it.
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Don't let your repeated
and crushing defeats
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get you down, old chum.
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Why, taking a savage beating
is part of being a hero.
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Yeah, a C-list, no-power-having
loser hero, maybe.
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Is Batman a C-lister?
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Is that what you think?
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Poppycock!
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He knows how to take a beating.
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Never giving up until he wins.
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And why?
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Because he has heart.
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And heart is the only superpower
you need.
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♪♪ Super-breath can come ♪♪
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♪♪ In fire frost or
just plain bad ♪♪
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♪♪ Shrinking's a power ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's kind of sad ♪♪
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♪♪ Shifting shape into a snake ♪♪
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♪♪ Can give folks
quite a fright ♪♪
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♪♪ But only your heart
will win us the fight ♪♪
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♪♪ There's portal creation
and astral projection ♪♪
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♪♪ Telekinesis and dead
resurrection ♪♪
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♪♪ With mind control
you're on a roll ♪♪
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♪♪ And if you're lucky, flight ♪♪
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♪♪ But only your heart
will win us the fight ♪♪
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♪♪ Who are you
just a man or a superman ♪♪
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♪♪ The man we turn
to for the plan ♪♪
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♪♪ Who are you
just a man or a superman ♪♪
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♪♪ The man we need to take a
stand ♪♪
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♪♪ There's time travel ♪♪
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♪♪ Stretching and even wall
crawling ♪♪
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♪♪ A sonic scream helps you
with your bad-guy brawling ♪♪
250
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♪♪ Fists of steel
can make you feel ♪♪
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♪♪ An increased sense of might ♪♪
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♪♪ But only your heart
will win us the fight ♪♪
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♪♪ Who are you
just a man or a superman ♪♪
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♪♪ The man we turn to
for the plan ♪♪
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00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:05,382
♪♪ Who are you
just a man or a superman ♪♪
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♪♪ The man ♪♪
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♪♪ We need to take ♪♪
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♪♪ A stand ♪♪♪♪
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What was that?
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I call it..
261
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,948
...Aquaman's rousing song
of heroism. Heh.
262
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,243
You don't look roused.
263
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,078
Aquaman, Nate.
264
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,456
The JLI located Major Force.
265
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,250
I trust he was taken down
without much of a fight.
266
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,961
I'm afraid it's not Force
who's gone down.
267
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,426
[instrumental music]
268
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,275
- I'm coming with you.
- No.
269
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,945
We have an important task
for you on the Watchtower.
270
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,697
Monitor duty.
271
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,784
[rizz]
272
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,161
What about "Your heart will win
you the fight"?
273
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:19,498
That was just a song.
This is real life, man.
274
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,713
[rizz]
275
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:33,428
Your fission-fueled frenzy
is over, Major Force.
276
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:37,599
I'm commandeering the world's
military might, Batman.
277
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:40,435
You grunts can volunteer
to serve my cause
278
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,729
or become casualties of war.
279
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,441
Grunt?
280
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,069
You're talking
to the king of the sea.
281
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,072
[wham]
282
00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,997
[zap]
283
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,720
Ha! That's showing him.
284
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,229
[yells]
285
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,445
Uh-oh.
286
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,201
Ugh. He's mopping the
floor with them.
287
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,123
[instrumental music]
288
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:47,961
[engine whirring]
289
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,673
[groans]
290
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,384
[clang clang]
291
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,238
Time to wave the
white flag, heroes.
292
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,751
Huh?
293
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,679
Not bad. For a civilian.
294
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,722
[rizz]
295
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:47,020
Do you really think you can
defeat me without any power?
296
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:53,735
No, but I can defeat you
with too much power.
297
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,612
You're on overload, major.
298
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,280
[groaning]
299
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,344
Now this is more like it.
300
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:23,056
Walloping white whales!
He's back.
301
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,600
A soldier is supposed
to serve his country.
302
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,978
[wham]
303
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,189
[wham]
304
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,235
You don't deserve to call
yourself "major".
305
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,052
You handled yourself like a real
hero out there, captain.
306
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,512
But I hope you learned a
307
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,723
valuable lesson
from losing your powers.
308
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,477
Boy, did I. And it's a lesson
I'll be passing on to others.
309
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,981
Come on, I'll race you across.
310
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:16,318
I don't know, Chris.
That ice doesn't look too safe.
311
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,945
Don't be such a
scaredy-cat, Kyle.
312
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,033
[cracking]
313
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,409
[yells]
314
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,827
Chris!
315
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,459
(Chris and Kyle)
It's Captain Atom!
316
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,128
That's right. And that water
would have put you on ice.
317
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,257
You don't
have superpowers.
318
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,135
And that makes you
some of the most fragile
319
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,305
and pathetic organisms
in the whole universe.
320
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,767
Trust me, I know.
321
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:55,273
(both)
Gee, thanks, Captain Atom.
322
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:59,486
Next time, be a hero
by remembering you're not.
323
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,498
[theme music]
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