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[cheering]
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(Jimmy)
Welcome to the final moments
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of the event they said
could never happen.
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This is Jimmy Olsen,
and if you're just tuning in..
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...gee whiz,
where the heck have you been?
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Let's look at the highlights
of the greatest event
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in the history of any sport ever
played any place, ever.
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The Justice League
International
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versus the Legion Of Doom.
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The JLI took an early lead
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due to heavy hitters
Superman and Wonder Woman.
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We just got word
that Supes' first hit
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passed the moon, Titan.
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Luthor looked like
an easy strikeout
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but had a surprise
up his sleeve.
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[baseball bat beeping]
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[whooshing]
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Joker hit a foul ball,
ugh, literally.
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He turned it
into the tying run.
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[all coughing]
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Which brings us
to the bottom of the ninth.
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Heroes coming up to the plate
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with the villains
leading by three.
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Should be an exciting finish.
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(Batman)
I know it's not looking good
right now.
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But those stands
are full of people.
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Kids, like little Julie Schwartz
and Franky Miller
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from Gotham City
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who are depending on us
to show that
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even in baseball,
good always triumphs over evil.
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So let's go out there
and give it our all.
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(Jimmy)
The heroes start the inning
with their heavy hitters.
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- Merciful Minerva.
- Out.
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Uh-oh, it looks like
Amazo's playing
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favorites for the villains.
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[whirring]
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Safe.
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(Jimmy)
But the truth prevails.
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Luthor's not taking any chances
on the Man of Steel.
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He forces him to
take a stroll to first.
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Robin, the boy bunter,
loads the bases for the heroes.
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Luthor's calling time..
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...and I'm willing to bet he's
calling his team a few things
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while he's at it.
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(Luthor)
Imbeciles!
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You couldn't catch a cold.
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What we need is a pitcher,
not a belly itcher.
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No.
What we need is magic.
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Thanks to Faust's spell..
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...they'll have better luck
swinging a wet noodle.
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The game is as good as ours.
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The heroes have the bases
loaded with no outs.
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This game is as good
as theirs.
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Strike one.
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Strike two.
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Three strikes. He's out.
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Another out and what looked
like a promising inning
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has turned into
a real nail-biter.
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It all comes down to Batman.
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Hey, mister,
I won three
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Little League championships
with this.
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It's my lucky bat.
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I want you to have it.
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Doesn't matter.
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He's still no match
for my arm.
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[beeping]
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Great Scott!
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Luthor's been cheating
the whole time.
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(Jimmy)
Strike one.
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Strike two.
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He swings.
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Batman's done it.
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I can't believe my eyes.
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JLI wins! JLI wins!
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Say what you want
about the Dark Knight
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but today he truly
is a "Bat" man.
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[grunting]
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This is Jimmy Olsen
signing off.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[dramatic music]
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(Joker)
Ladies and gentlemen
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today we present
a modern twist
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on a true clown classic.
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A staple of harlequin humor.
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Our unwilling participant,
the Dark Knight himself.
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And a surprise guest,
a nosy reporter
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who got a little too
close to her story.
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I hope this doesn't
dissuade you
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from a life of
journalism, Miss Vale.
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It's still a noble calling.
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(Joker)
Without further ado,
I give you
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that time-honored,
staple of comedy
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a pie in the face.
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The abridged version.
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[chuckles]
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[whirring]
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[explosion]
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Disappointing.
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I expected a bit more
fanfare to usher in
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the worldwide reign
of Lex Luthor.
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[gunshots]
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[all screaming]
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[both gasp]
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(Superman)
Hold it, Luthor.
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[groans]
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[groans]
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[groans]
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Surrender now, Cheetah
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and spare yourself
another humiliating defeat.
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But, Wonder Woman, darling,
what fun would that be?
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[swishes]
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[grunting]
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[whooshing]
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[whirring]
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[beeps]
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[pew pew]
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Hold tight, Miss Vale.
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[explosion]
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[whirring]
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[tearing]
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But it was foolproof.
Foolproof!
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(Luthor)
I've won, Superman.
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Proven myself superior.
Admit it.
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Have to know. How?
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A perpetual energy
source, Superman.
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Enough to counter any degree
of power, even yours.
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Thanks for the info.
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Unh! You've ruined everything.
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But I can still ruin you.
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Here it comes.
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[grunting]
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The city's lead sewer pipes
will take care of that.
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But it was foolproof.
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Foolproof!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[whirring]
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[groans]
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(Cheetah)
But it was foolproof!
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Foolproof!
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Couldn't have done it without
your help, Major Trevor.
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[earring beeps]
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- So are we still on?
- I'm in.
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- Batman? You coming?
- Wouldn't miss it.
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[music playing]
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[both laughing]
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Okay, here's one from my
Smallville days.
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Disgusting.
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It's in my palm. See?
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I meant the tabletop.
It's hideous.
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Are these cows?
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It's not the venue.
It's the company.
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Double-bacon cheeseburger
with fries.
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Make it two.
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I'll have the tuna club
on whole wheat and a salad--
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(Superman)
Make it three.
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And shakes all around.
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You'll work it off, princess.
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Now, have either of you given
any thought to the time capsule?
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Oh, right,
the Superhero Memorial.
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So we give them a personal
item..
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...they bury it and dig it up
again in 50 years? Why?
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A message to future
generations of heroes.
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Did you see
their suggestions?
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Your tiara, my cape,
Batman's Batarang?
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Please. As if those things
were all that defined us.
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Agreed. But then, what?
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To be continued, I guess.
Food's here.
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When I'm fighting for the
American way, this is what I'm
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really talkin' about.
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We need a victory
and we need it now.
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Oh, face it, Lexy,
the act's gone stale.
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Our respective nemesi
know all the punch lines.
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Like Kryptonite. Can't you do
anything creative with it?
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I don't need advice
from a cut-rate Catwoman.
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Crazy thought.
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Maybe it's time we changed
dance partners, hmm?
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You scratch my foe's back,
I'll scratch yours.
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Yes, if each of us takes on
a different hero
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it's a whole new game.
Advantage, us.
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Dibs on the swimsuit model.
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A mere mortal for a change.
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But that leaves Cheetah with..
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The Man Of Steel?
Ha.
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Steel or flesh, no man can
resist the claws of this cat.
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[swish]
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[laughing]
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And this time,
we bring the battle to them.
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[all laughing]
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[whooshing]
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[whooshing]
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[swords clanking]
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Mother, I really don't
have time for this.
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Oh, please.
It's just one little contest.
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Which can last for days.
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I only came to
Paradise Island today
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to find something to donate
for the time capsule project.
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Something that
signifies heroism.
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I need to find..
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I haven't seen such a battle
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since my own daughter's
historic victory.
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Who are you?
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(Joker in woman's voice)
Just a humble warrior,
My Queen.
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Call me Maniaque,
if it pleases you.
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Come forward and be
honored, Maniaque.
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[women laughing]
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Maniaque?
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Mother, look out!
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[both groan]
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The Joker.
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Well, it ain't Helen of Troy.
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[laughing]
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No man sets foot
on Paradise Island
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let alone
an insane psychopath.
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I am what I am,
Wonder Wench.
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And you're about to be
ancient history.
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[laughing]
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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So this is how
the other half lives.
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Time to find out
how the other half dies.
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[laughing]
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[instrumental music]
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Hmm. Kandor City.
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Filled with
Kryptonian artifacts.
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(Cheetah)
Sorry, big boy.
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Your message in a bottle
will have to wait forever.
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[grunting]
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- How did you..
- This charming little bauble.
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[shimmering]
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The Amulet of Urzkartaga
channels the full mystic
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powers of my feline namesake.
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Magic, Superman.
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Something to which you are
particularly vulnerable.
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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Impressive, but you
still won't win
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so you might as well
surrender now!
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Kryptonite-laced nail polish.
Isn't it too divine?
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Under all that steel,
just a man.
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[groans]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[groans]
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Now to claim my prize.
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[Cheetah laughs]
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(Alfred)
Are you sure this is the right
approach, Master Bruce?
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Of course, Alfred.
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By feeding all the requirements
of the time capsule ceremony
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into the Bat-Computer, length of
time, posterity, heroics..
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it'll tell me the perfect
item to donate.
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- "A Batarang."
- Genius.
263
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:13,437
And you are officially late
for your dinner with Miss Vale.
264
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,065
Will you have any further
need for me then, sir?
265
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,900
That will be all
for tonight, Alfred.
266
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,362
[whirring]
267
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,989
(Luthor)
Our tracking devices
worked as planned.
268
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,658
Leading us straight to
our enemies.
269
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,539
Caught with your trunks down,
Dark Knight?
270
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,214
Hair, black. Muscular frame.
271
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,553
Who are you?
272
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,598
(Alfred)
Did you come here to fight me,
Luthor, or my janitor?
273
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:50,891
[arming weapon]
274
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,520
Oh, dear.
275
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,813
[bombs beeping]
276
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,859
[grunting]
277
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,111
[whirring]
278
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,530
[Alfred grunting]
279
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,781
[Alfred groans]
280
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,534
Good job, Alfred.
I've got it from here.
281
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,160
Bash that bald blighter.
282
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,040
[swishing]
283
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,295
What's the matter, Luthor?
284
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,589
Superman proved too much
for you?
285
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:26,051
Years of fighting
an almost God-like being
286
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,345
now it's just man against man.
287
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,058
[grunting]
288
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,856
This is almost too easy.
289
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,149
[whirring]
290
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,321
[beeping]
291
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,618
[grunting]
292
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,579
[groans]
293
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,041
Delightful.
294
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,130
Now then, where were we?
295
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:07,134
Ah, yes, your secret identity.
296
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,855
Manners, Batman.
297
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,357
Always look a visitor
in the eye.
298
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:23,609
[clinks]
299
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,862
Very clever, Dark Knight.
300
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,071
No matter.
301
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,324
As we speak,
Joker is finishing
302
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,784
off Wonder Woman,
and Cheetah, Superman.
303
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,703
Then go ahead, Luthor.
304
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:38,290
Better to die here with dignity
than face the world in disgrace.
305
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:40,584
The world, you say?
306
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,880
Now that's an idea.
You're not as dumb as you look.
307
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,592
Slave all teleporters
to my command.
308
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,885
[whirring]
309
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,389
[Joker chuckles]
310
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:58,977
You know me.
I love to beat a joke to death.
311
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,729
[whirring]
312
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,022
[whirring]
313
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,655
You always had lousy
timing, Lexy.
314
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,950
I was about to deliver
a killer punch line.
315
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,411
You cretinous chrome dome!
What's the meaning of this?
316
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:19,331
Wouldn't you rather finish off
our captive audience..
317
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,875
...before a captive audience?
318
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,383
[whirring]
319
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,195
Now the whole world can see.
320
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,323
But this time,
the world is not enough.
321
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:59,538
Attention all sentient beings
in the known galaxy.
322
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,374
It is I, Lex Luthor.
323
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,878
And I, the Cheetah
in the adorable fur.
324
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,214
And last but never least, me
325
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,049
the mountebank of menace
326
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,595
the lord of laughs,
the clown prince of.. Unh!
327
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,847
Joker.
328
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,057
We, Earth's greatest villains
329
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,895
hereby declare final victory
over Earth's greatest heroes
330
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,481
the big three, the trinity.
331
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:30,402
Behold, Superman, Batman
332
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,821
and Wonder Woman.
333
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,615
This was your idea?
334
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,659
Why bring us to the heart
of the enemy stronghold itself?
335
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,953
Remember, it's not the venue..
336
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,789
(all)
It's the company.
337
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,500
So, Luthor, since you tricked us
by switching opponents
338
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,919
I assume you'll divvy up
the spoils accordingly.
339
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,756
You'll get Gotham City,
Joker gets Paradise Island
340
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,549
and Cheetah gets Metropolis.
341
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,176
Are you mad?
342
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:58,555
Lex Luthor give Metropolis
to this freakish furball? Never.
343
00:18:58,764 --> 00:18:59,973
[Cheetah hisses]
344
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,809
You dare deny me
your precious Metropolis?
345
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:07,272
It was I who beat the last son
of Krypton, not you, little man.
346
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,858
She's right, Lexy.
A deal's a deal.
347
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,026
[indistinct arguing]
348
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,277
(Joker)
Stop it.
349
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,237
(Luthor)
Don't you tell me what to do!
350
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,532
Enough. Metropolis is mine
and that's final.
351
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,662
Oh, rats.
352
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,498
Now it's time we thank our hosts
for their hospitality.
353
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,500
Shall we trade dance partners
again?
354
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,627
Let's keep 'em guessing.
355
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,920
[grunting]
356
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,506
[Joker laughs]
357
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,682
[cheering]
358
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,974
(all)
Yeah!
359
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:45,936
[groans]
360
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:52,943
[grunting]
361
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:57,823
[chuckles]
362
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,866
[laughing]
363
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:03,787
[cheering]
364
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,208
[whooshing]
365
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,378
[hisses]
366
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:12,546
[grunting]
367
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,464
[grunting]
368
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,429
[crackling]
369
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,058
[groans]
370
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,025
[groans]
371
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,779
Three on one? Where's your sense
of sportsmanship?
372
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:42,868
[Joker grunts]
373
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,496
And that's a wrap.
374
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:47,789
[cheering]
375
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,584
[sighs]
376
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,877
[cheering]
377
00:20:58,175 --> 00:21:00,010
There's still one major problem.
378
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,344
The time capsule.
379
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,554
It's the deadline
and none of us
380
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:03,889
have anything to put in it.
381
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,682
I'm sure we'll figure
something out.
382
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:11,897
[instrumental music]
383
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:18,236
As we open this time capsule
after 50 years..
384
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,072
...we finally get our answer
to the question
385
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,201
What does it mean to be
a superhero?
386
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,581
[music playing]
387
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,961
Well, that's heroic.
388
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,881
[explosion]
389
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,174
[laser firing]
390
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,218
[whirring]
391
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,557
You take the one on the left,
I'll take the right.
392
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:51,645
Works for me.
393
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,104
[whirring]
394
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,653
You coming or what?
395
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,154
Wouldn't miss it.
396
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,744
[grunting]
397
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,170
[theme music]
398
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:37,190
[music continues]
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