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[crows cawing]
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[wind whooshing]
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[tick]
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Right on time.
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[wind howls]
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You sure you don't want
any help?
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Thanks, Vigilante,
but Gotham is my turf.
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I can respect that.
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Man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
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[cling]
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[guitar music]
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♪♪ There was a man from Gotham ♪♪
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♪♪ In the Batmobile he rode ♪♪
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♪♪ Defending the defenseless ♪♪
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♪♪ It's to him I sing this ode ♪♪
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♪♪ With his hammers of justice ♪♪
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♪♪ He struck down every foe ♪♪
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♪♪ Safety for our families ♪♪
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♪♪ It's this to him we owe ♪♪
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♪♪ Grey and blue ♪♪
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[grunting]
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♪♪ Grey and blue ♪♪
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♪♪ The man from Gotham ♪♪
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♪♪ Wore the grey and blue ♪♪
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[groaning]
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♪♪...the vilest villains ♪♪
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♪♪ Too numerous to list ♪♪
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♪♪ Rendering his verdict ♪♪
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♪♪ With Batwing-covered fists ♪♪
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[groans]
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♪♪ Descending
from the night sky ♪♪
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♪♪ His scalloped cape
would flow ♪♪
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♪♪ Those who broke
the law deserved ♪♪
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♪♪ The punches he would throw ♪♪
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♪♪ Grey and blue ♪♪
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[gunfire]
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♪♪ Grey and blue ♪♪
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♪♪ The man from Gotham ♪♪
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♪♪ Wore the grey and blue ♪♪
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♪♪ But beneath the mask
was just a man ♪♪
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♪♪ Same as you and me ♪♪
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[grunts]
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♪♪ His true face
he could never share ♪♪
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♪♪ A secret identity ♪♪
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♪♪ But why endure
this lone crusade ♪♪
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♪♪ Fight a fight
you just can't win ♪♪
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♪♪ If asked
the Bat would tell you ♪♪
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♪♪ Someone's gotta stand up
to all this sin ♪♪
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♪♪ Grey and blue ♪♪
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[grunting]
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♪♪ The man from Gotham wore
the grey and blue ♪♪
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♪♪ Grey and blue ♪♪
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♪♪ Grey and blue ♪♪
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[groans]
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♪♪ The man from Gotham ♪♪
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♪♪ Wore the grey and blue ♪♪
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♪♪ The man from Gotham ♪♪
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♪♪ Wore the grey and blue ♪♪
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[tires screeching]
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[engine revving]
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♪♪ Hyah ♪♪♪♪
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[theme music]
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[dramatic music]
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[pew pew pew]
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[kaboom]
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[grunting]
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[kaboom]
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
Holy moley!
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Since when does
a space pirate like Kanjar Ro
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have firepower like this?
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Maybe we should call
in some backup?
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[kaboom]
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[grunting]
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Worry not.
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I have a feeling
the tide is about to turn.
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[dramatic music]
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[kaboom]
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How does he always seem to
take out more bad guys than us?
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How does he do it
without any powers?
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Easy. He's Batman,
that's how.
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Huzzah!
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[pulsating]
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[kaboom]
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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Even I can't get
through his energy shield.
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Well, someone better
because he's about
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to blow up the planet.
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Now, J'onn.
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[grunts]
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That never gets old.
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Reminds me of the time
I infiltrated the Legion of Doom
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disguised as a deodorant bar.
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The look on Luthor's--
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J'onn, the shield!
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Oh, right.
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[bang]
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Uh.
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[pulsating]
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[grunts]
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Marvel, Manhunter,
stop that ship.
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Aquaman, Arrow,
drive off the remaining forces.
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[whirring]
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[grunts]
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[kaboom]
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[grunts]
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[beeps]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[kaboom]
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[groans]
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Craters of Phobos.
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No.
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There!
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[groaning]
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The good news is you survived.
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Bad news, that's all
you'll be doing for a while.
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Give it to me straight, J'onn.
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You're going to be out of
commission for a few weeks.
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- Weeks?
- Never fear.
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I'll be here to maximize every
minute of your rehabilitation.
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[grunts]
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Biometric repositioning
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slashes healing time by
as much as three percent.
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I don't have time to heal.
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[grunts]
If the criminal underworld
learned I was out of commission
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it would be disastrous
to Gotham.
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(Captain Marvel)
Don't worry.
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News hasn't left
our little circle.
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Indeed.
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We're as mum as an oyster.
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I called as soon as I heard.
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How you feeling, Bats?
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Who told you?
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Oh, I read about it
in Aquaman's latest memoir
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"The one
where Batman almost died."
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[instrumental music]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Heh. Heh-heh.
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Ha ha ha.
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[groaning]
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Must protect Gotham.
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[grunting]
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No way, pal.
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Those bones
don't set properly
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you'll be fighting crime
with a Bat-cane.
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I'm sure Nightwing
and Batgirl can--
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You don't understand
what Batman means to the city
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a symbol of hope to the people
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an omen of terror to criminals.
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Gotham needs a Batman.
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But for now
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we must worry
about what Batman needs.
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And that's his rest.
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[instrumental music]
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[thinking]He's right.Gotham needs a Batman.
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[thinking]And even though the originalmay not be available.
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A Batman
that fair city will have.
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[alarm blaring]
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[kaboom]
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[dramatic music]
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[gunfire]
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[siren wailing]
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[engine revving]
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[tires screeching]
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[siren wailing]
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[gunfire]
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[screams]
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[thud]
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[tires screeching]
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Amazing how losing one hero
can make a city so..
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...inviting.
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[gunfire]
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Huh?
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I am vengeance.
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I am the knight.
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I am Batman!
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[thinking]Until further notice, that is.
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Surrender, criminal scum
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or face my hammers of justice.
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You won't take me alive.
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[thinking]Being Batman ain't so tough.
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[grunts]
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Was that meant for me?
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[thinking]How does he hitanything with these?
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[gunfire]
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Better stick with what I know.
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Aww. Stupid cape.
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[gunfire]
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[grunting]
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Have at thee, thou dankish,
foul-born ratsbane.
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- Ah!
- Oh, brother.
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[grunting]
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I see thou hast embraced
more noble weaponry.
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Bow versus blade!
Ha ha!
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Thanks.
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[grunts]
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Oh-oh, yeah.
Got this whole Bat thing down.
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(male #1)
Nyah. That's
what you think, see.
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[intense music]
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How does Batman do this alone?
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[groaning]
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J'onn, is this really necessary?
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I may be from Mars
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but I've had
my share of injuries.
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Why, this is just like the time
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shaggy man
bit my entire arm clean off.
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How terrible.
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Took a debilitating ten seconds
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for it to grow back.
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Whoops. Almost forgot.
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[beep]
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[groaning]
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Have to get to Gotham.
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[grunting]
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What am I thinking?
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We must keep
that rapier mind of yours
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running at peak efficiency.
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(Batman)
Crossword puzzles.
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Thrilling.
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[instrumental music]
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[quacking]
Pockets and purses, please
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my panicked patrons.
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[gasps]
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Your Antarctic anarchy
ends here
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you antagonistic albatross.
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Hm, your famed fractures
were mere fabrication, eh?
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Feckless fool.
Finish him!
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Your gaggle of goons is going
over the gangplank
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you, uh..
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Oh, the Halibut.
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[grunting]
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Time to make my exit.
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[grunts]
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Huh?
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[groaning]
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Yes! Thank you, Neptune.
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Escape by sea
would be unwise, Penguin.
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Surely, you're aware, Batman
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penguins spend
most of the time on land.
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[engine revving]
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[horn honking]
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[glass shattering]
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Suffering sand dollars.
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How does Batman do this alone?
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[Batman grunting]
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[metal clanking]
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[grunts]
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My, Batman, you are persistent.
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I can see it's not worth trying
to fight you over this.
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Which is why
I'll be administering
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this powerful sedative to you.
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[groans]
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I'm sorry, Batman, but tough
love is the best medicine.
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You know what they say
about doctors..
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Cure the disease,
kill the patient.
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[groans]
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[engine revving]
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[intense music]
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[groaning]
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And to think this whole thing
covered in gold plate
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ours for the taking.
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[mumbling]
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Ahh, you said it, Grundy.
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Now, push!
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[grunting]
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[gasps]
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[metal creaking]
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[screaming]
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[thud]
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[grunting]
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[instrumental music]
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Now, villains,
you shall meet your doom.
275
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,923
How you do that?
276
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,426
I have
a Bat statue-stopper gizmo
277
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,802
on my utility..
278
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:04,845
...sash.
279
00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:06,096
[mumbling]
280
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,515
[grunting]
281
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,559
[groaning]
282
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,608
Now you just bought yourself
a world of hurt, mister.
283
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,651
[grunting]
284
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,072
[groaning]
285
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,074
Huh?
286
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,494
Been workin' out.
287
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,787
Hmph.
288
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,210
[grunting]
289
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,214
[groaning]
290
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,010
[kaboom]
291
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,888
[instrumental music]
292
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,683
Holy moley.
293
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,727
How does Batman do this alone?
294
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,481
Don't worry, pal.
295
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,775
I won't let Gotham
go without a Batman.
296
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,735
After all, who better to embody
297
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,695
the many faces
of the Dark Knight?
298
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,988
Now, let's see.
299
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,574
Brooding..
300
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,202
Broodier..
301
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,248
Broodiest..
302
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,375
Can't fail
with the classic look.
303
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,964
[elephant trumpeting]
304
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,715
[growls]
305
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,136
Sit tight, pretty kitties.
306
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,139
You're going home with moi.
307
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,724
Hope they fill the Blackgate
litter box, Catwoman
308
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:33,767
because you'll go..
309
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,394
Whoa, ha ha, hey..
310
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,437
Hi..
311
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,189
[purr purr]
312
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,191
[thinking]Come on, Plas,hold it together.
313
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,068
Get broodiest.
314
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,112
Surrender, you tawdry tabby.
315
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,823
Plastic man.
316
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,491
I get a brand-new outfit..
317
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,534
[grunts]
318
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,743
Ow!
319
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,370
To attract
the Caped Crusader..
320
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,788
[grunting]
321
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,542
And instead,
I get the bendable buffoon.
322
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,420
Ow! But I'm just like
the real Batman! Ow!
323
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,922
You know, adaptable? Ow!
324
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,760
[grunting]
325
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,391
My, you are flexible,
aren't you?
326
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,227
Maybe we got off
to the wrong start.
327
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,646
Tempting, but I'm really
more of a dog person.
328
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:20,939
[kaboom]
329
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:22,733
[metal creaking]
330
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:23,901
[kaboom]
331
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,987
[explosion]
Ow.
332
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,280
[kaboom]
333
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,116
[kaboom]
334
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:39,082
(together)
Surrender, criminal scum!
335
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,044
I'm Batman.
336
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,588
Outrageous! I'm Batman.
337
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,258
Hey, I'm more Batman
than Batman, man.
338
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,843
O'Brien, please.
339
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,179
You're as un-dark
and un-knight as they get.
340
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,640
And I'm pretty sure
Batman wears pants.
341
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,850
Thanks for the fashion tip,
Bat-Elvis.
342
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,477
- Hey, there's no reason--
- Ah-ah.
343
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,229
Oh, yeah, well,
I'm rubber, you're glue--
344
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,774
I knew there was
a phony Bat-jerk at work.
345
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,067
But four?
346
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,861
[screaming]
347
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,780
[groaning]
348
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,699
It must be Christmas.
349
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,743
[laughing]
350
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,499
[inaudible dialogue]
351
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:28,090
Must get to transporter.
352
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,424
[door opens]
Huh?
353
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,307
[metal clanking]
354
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,064
[grunting]
355
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,611
[groans]
356
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,697
J'onn, I must
get back to Gotham city.
357
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,115
Never you mind.
358
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,200
What you need is rest.
359
00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,621
[yawning]
360
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,039
Tired.
361
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,332
So tired.
362
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,514
[instrumental music]
363
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:20,100
I write my own prescriptions,
Manhunter..
364
00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:22,561
[glass clanking]
For justice.
365
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,937
[beep]
366
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,404
[groans]
Huh?
367
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,197
[electricity buzzing]
368
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:35,449
[metal clanking]
369
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,908
(Joker)
You know, lately
370
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,702
Gotham's gotten to be a bit..
371
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,370
...confined.
372
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,373
I'm tired of being
a one-town clown.
373
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,001
So I pilfered
every lab in Gotham
374
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,170
for the techno-goodies
to produce..
375
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,463
...this.
376
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,426
[thud]
377
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,932
Let me run you
through the features.
378
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,393
This baby comes fully loaded.
379
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,396
Joker gas, lasers
380
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,273
air-to-air missiles..
381
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,399
...floor mats..
382
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,318
...even a moon roof!
383
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,611
[glass shatters]
384
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,284
[hissing]
385
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,494
That's right.
386
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,579
Once I gas Gotham for good
387
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,414
I'm going mobile.
388
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,458
[rumbling]
389
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,836
[dramatic music]
390
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,630
(Joker)
I'm taking this show
on the road
391
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:36,510
to deliver my signature insanity
to every major city on earth.
392
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,969
[Joker laughing]
393
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,305
What would
the real Batman do?
394
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,765
Everything he could.
395
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,141
Then let's do it.
396
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,434
For Gotham!
397
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:45,519
[grunting]
398
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,651
[electricity crackling]
399
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,902
[grunting]
400
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,320
[laughing]
401
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:56,613
[groans]
402
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,991
[groaning]
403
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,331
[groaning]
404
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,626
Farewell, Bat-similes.
405
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:10,919
[laughing]
406
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,757
[kaboom]
407
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:19,720
(Batman)
This caravan of chaos
is making an unexpected stop
408
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,430
at Arkham Asylum.
409
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,683
Batsy! It's really you.
410
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,814
Nice entrance,
but you're plum out of time.
411
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,692
There's always time
for justice.
412
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,068
[electricity crackling]
413
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,154
What else you got?
414
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,238
[electricity crackling]
415
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:39,531
[kaboom]
416
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,371
Clown overboard.
417
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,298
[grunts]
418
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,386
[thud]
419
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:05,015
[splash]
420
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:06,850
[kaboom]
421
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,563
You took down
the entire ship..
422
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,733
- With nothing but a Batarang.
- Of course.
423
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,944
(Joker)
Now, that's the Batman
I know and love.
424
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,323
A little help?
425
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,658
Don't do it, Bat-buddy.
It's a trick.
426
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,787
[electricity crackling]
427
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,663
[screams]
428
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:29,790
[groaning]
429
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:35,212
A good comedian knows when
to get off the stage, Joker.
430
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,089
Thanks for looking after Gotham
while I was indisposed.
431
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,383
This makeshift exosuit
will allow me
432
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,469
to remain in action
while my body heals.
433
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,389
Speaking of healing, how did
you get away from Manhunter?
434
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,185
[whirring]
435
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,980
And that's how I prevailed in
the third campaign of Horodnear.
436
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,066
But the fourth? Oh, oh-oh.
437
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:59,986
Now, that is a real humdinger.
438
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,364
(Batman)
I appreciate the gesture,
my friends
439
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,991
but for Gotham,
there is only one Batman.
440
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,993
[thunder rumbling]
441
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,540
Heard you needed some help.
442
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:12,791
Would have been here sooner
443
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,293
but wormholes are
tricky business.
444
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,215
[sighs]
445
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,133
Okay, but just for tonight.
446
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,053
[instrumental music]
447
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:30,141
[theme music]
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