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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:11,638 [CLICKING AND BELL DINGS] 2 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:25,735 - BUT BATMAN, LAST NIGHT, YOU WORE THE GREEN COSTUME, 3 00:00:25,944 --> 00:00:27,695 AND TONIGHT, YOU'RE WEARING THE RED. WHY? 4 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,322 - I MUST, ROBIN. 5 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:33,368 I MUST WEAR A DIFFERENT COLORED BATMAN COSTUME EACH NIGHT. 6 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,878 [WHIRRING] 7 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,925 [EXPLOSION] 8 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,969 - WE'VE CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED, FIREFLY. 9 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:54,430 - BUT YOU'LL BE BLACK-AND-BLUE IF YOU DON'T GIVE YOURSELF UP. 10 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:58,393 - BATMAN, COLOR ME UNIMPRESSED. 11 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:00,478 - [GRUNTING] 12 00:01:00,687 --> 00:01:04,482 YOUR RED PRISMA RAY IS USELESS AGAINST OBJECTS OF THE SAME COLOR. 13 00:01:04,691 --> 00:01:07,026 THIS RAINBOW RAMPAGE IS OVER, FIREFLY. 14 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,946 - A CLEVER PLOY CHANGING YOUR COSTUME EACH NIGHT 15 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,948 TO NEUTRALIZE MY WEAPONS, BATMAN. 16 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:16,744 BUT YOU FORGET I'M THE MAN OF A THOUSAND LIGHTS! 17 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:21,457 - HOLY NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM. WHAT IS THAT? 18 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:25,878 - DYNAMIC DUO, MEET THE RAINBOW CREATURE! 19 00:01:29,591 --> 00:01:31,175 - UHH! - UHH! 20 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:33,136 [CRACKING] 21 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:36,264 EACH COLOR HAS ITS OWN STRANGE POWER. 22 00:01:39,392 --> 00:01:40,810 WHOA! 23 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:43,938 - YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MY PET, CAPED CRUSADER. 24 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,607 - THEN IT'S A GOOD THING 25 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:49,193 I MADE ANOTHER ALTERATION TO MY COSTUME. 26 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:01,456 UHH! 27 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,625 - NO! 28 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,501 - WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT IN YOUR POCKET, PAL-- 29 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:06,711 UHH! - OOF! 30 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:09,213 - THAT'S WHERE IT STAYS. - UHH! 31 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,174 [POP] 32 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:15,553 - FORTUNATELY, THE EFFECT WAS ONLY TEMPORARY. 33 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:19,766 - BUT FIREFLY'S GOING UP THE RIVER PERMANENTLY. 34 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,019 [DISTANT SIRENS] 35 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:10,191 - JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT ICE. 36 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:15,029 - TOUCH IT, AND YOU'LL BE LOOKING AT 10 YEARS IN BLACKGATE PRISON. 37 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:19,742 - I'VE BEEN ITCHING FOR SOME PAYBACK, BATMAN. 38 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:23,204 [BOTH GRUNTING] 39 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,415 [CLANK] 40 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,208 - AAH! 41 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,086 - THE TEN-EYED MAN? COOL! 42 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,589 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? - UNFORTUNATELY. 43 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:36,300 - BE CAREFUL, BATMAN. ACCORDING TO "WHO'S WHO," 44 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:39,095 THE TEN-EYED MAN, AKA PHILIP REARDON, 45 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,347 WAS A SOLDIER IN THE SPECIAL FORCES. 46 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:43,266 - I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL, BAT-MITE. 47 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:48,229 I DO THE CRIME FIGHTING. YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME DIMENSION. 48 00:03:51,858 --> 00:03:53,234 - HE WAS WOUNDED IN BATTLE 49 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:56,154 AND TOOK A JOB BACK HOME AS A SECURITY GUARD. 50 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:59,323 ONE NIGHT, THIEVES KNOCKED HIM OUT AND PLANTED A BOMB. 51 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:01,951 WHEN BATMAN ARRIVED TO STOP THEM, 52 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,371 REARDON MISTOOK HIM FOR ONE OF THE ROBBERS AND THEY FOUGHT. 53 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:07,331 THE BOMB EXPLODED, BLINDING REARDON, 54 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:12,003 BUT A SURGEON ATTACHED HIS OPTIC NERVES TO HIS FINGERTIPS, 55 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:16,340 AND REARDON BECAME THE TEN-EYED MAN! 56 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:17,300 WEIRD. 57 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:18,885 - BEAT IT, KID. 58 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:22,430 - TRUE FANS APPRECIATE A NOD TO THE MORE OBSCURE VILLAINS 59 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,140 FROM YOUR ROGUES GALLERY. 60 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:27,435 THAT'S ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT YOUR SHOW. 61 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,645 [GASPS] BELT NET! 62 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:31,731 - [GRUNTS] THIS ISN'T A SHOW 63 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,025 FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT, BAT-MITE. 64 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,693 THIS IS REALITY. 65 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:37,069 - TO YOU 3-DS, MAYBE. 66 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:40,448 I LOVE HOW YOU TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY. 67 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,116 HERE! 68 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,160 - TEN-EYE, CATCH. 69 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:45,787 - WHAT? AAH! 70 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,039 MY EYES! MY EYES! [GRUNTS] 71 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,583 - DON'T GET ME WRONG. THAT WAS A COOL FIGHT AND ALL, 72 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,710 BUT IT WAS STRICTLY C-LIST. 73 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:56,464 - I DON'T PLAY FAVORITES. EVERY CRIMINAL MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. 74 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,342 - BUT A HERO IS MEASURED BY THE STRENGTH OF HIS ADVERSARY. 75 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,344 YOU'RE WAY BETTER THAN TEN-EYE. 76 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:05,056 THE WHOLE REASON I'VE COME BACK IS, I WANT TO SEE THE ULTIMATE FACE-OFF! 77 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:09,143 - YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME IS FLATTERING, BAT-MITE, BUT IT'S NOT HEALTHY. 78 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,645 - I MAY BE OBSESSED WITH YOU, 79 00:05:10,812 --> 00:05:13,731 BUT YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SOMEONE, TOO. 80 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,441 [BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYING] 81 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:17,443 - WHAT IS THIS PLACE? - MY SHRINE 82 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:21,531 TO THE GREATEST RIVALRY IN ALL OF HERODOM... 83 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,033 BATMAN VERSUS THE JOKER. 84 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:26,160 - THERE'S NOTHING GLAMOROUS ABOUT FIGHTING THE JOKER. 85 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:30,206 - ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S GOOD VERSUS EVIL, ORDER VERSUS CHAOS, 86 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,417 THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE VERSUS THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT. 87 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,127 NO CLASH IS MORE EPIC. 88 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,587 JUST LOOK! 89 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:40,842 REMEMBER WHEN THE JOKER MADE HIS OWN UTILITY BELT? 90 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,677 "THE LAUGHING FISH"-- 91 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:45,638 THEY DON'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT. 92 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:49,016 THE "DEATH IN THE FAMILY" SAGA-- ON THAT ONE, 93 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:53,980 THE FANS GOT TO CHOOSE WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON TODD. 94 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,524 GUESS HOW I VOTED. 95 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,360 I'M SAVING THIS ONE FOR YOUR NEXT BATTLE, 96 00:05:59,569 --> 00:06:03,155 WHICH I JUST KNOW WILL BE THE BEST ONE EVER! 97 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:04,991 - THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A NEXT BATTLE. 98 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,660 THE JOKER IS LOCKED UP IN ARKHAM ASYLUM. 99 00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:09,370 - HE COULD ESCAPE! 100 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:10,872 THE JOKER ALWAYS ESCAPES! 101 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,709 - NOT THIS TIME. I DESIGNED HIS CELL PERSONALLY. 102 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:17,128 [BEEPING] 103 00:06:17,295 --> 00:06:20,214 - THE JOKER JUST ESCAPED FROM ARKHAM ASYLUM. 104 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,676 - WHAT AN INCREDIBLE COINCIDENCE. 105 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,891 [TIRES SCREECH] 106 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:32,143 [WHISPERING] AWESOME SAUCE. 107 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,061 - MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE THIS TO THE POLICE. 108 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,522 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN TRUST YOU IN THERE. 109 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:38,107 - BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM! 110 00:06:38,316 --> 00:06:40,818 - THEN PROMISE ME YOU WON'T USE YOUR POWERS. 111 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:44,155 - IT STAYS IN THE HOLSTER. 112 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,451 - HA HA HA! 113 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:52,204 AH. CHAPLIN'S CANE, KOVACS' CIGAR, 114 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:55,416 THE STOOGES' SELTZER BOTTLE-- HA HA HA! 115 00:06:55,583 --> 00:07:00,254 OH, I CAN'T CHOOSE! LET'S JUST STEAL EVERYTHING. 116 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:03,049 HA HA HA! 117 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,133 HA? 118 00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:06,177 AAH! UHH! 119 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,095 - I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR BRIEF TASTE OF FREEDOM, 120 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:13,142 BECAUSE I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO ARKHAM, YOU PALEFACE PAGLIACCI. 121 00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:18,356 - BATMAN, WELCOME TO THE PARTY. 122 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:19,690 DESTROY HIM! 123 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,151 - [GRUNTING] 124 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:27,198 - IT'S EVERYTHING I DREAMT IT WOULD BE! 125 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:34,455 WHO IS THAT? 126 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,085 - UHH! HA HA HA! 127 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,755 AAH! 128 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:45,216 - YOU WOULDN'T HIT AN INNOCENT GIRL LURED ASTRAY 129 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:48,469 BY A FIENDISH CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, WOULD YA? 130 00:07:48,678 --> 00:07:50,513 [BOTH GRUNTING] 131 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,515 - HEH. SUCKER. 132 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:55,017 - HA HA HA! HYAH! 133 00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:56,519 [BOTH GRUNTING] 134 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:59,188 - HA! HYAH! 135 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,026 - JUST LOOK AT THEM GO. 136 00:08:04,235 --> 00:08:08,114 - THEY REALLY BRING OUT THE BEST IN EACH OTHER, DON'T THEY? 137 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,657 WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 138 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:12,618 - I'M WITH BATMAN. AND YOU ARE... 139 00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:14,120 - HARLEY QUINN. 140 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,914 - SUCH A PRETTY NAME. 141 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:21,669 - YOU DESERVE A HAND. [POP] 142 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:23,462 HA HA HA! 143 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,464 [RAPID BEEPING] 144 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,091 - UHH! UHH! 145 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,676 - [LAUGHING] 146 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,177 [ALL GRUNTING] 147 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:34,390 - [GASPS] DON'T WORRY, BATMAN! I'LL SAVE YOU! 148 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:37,393 NO POWERS. YOU PROMISED. 149 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,186 YOU CAN'T USE YOUR POWERS. 150 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:42,857 BUT BATMAN DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T GIVE THEM TO HIM. 151 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,735 HE'S GOT A POINT. 152 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,945 [CLICK] 153 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,284 - HA! HA-- 154 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:54,702 - OOPS. 155 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:59,165 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED... 156 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,000 BUT I LIKE IT! 157 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:04,086 HA HA HA! 158 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,718 HA HA HA! 159 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,303 I'M SO TINGLY, 160 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:16,932 LIKE AFTER A NICE, RELAXING ROUND OF SHOCK THERAPY. 161 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:20,728 OH, I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS! 162 00:09:22,772 --> 00:09:26,233 NOW, THIS IS INTERESTING. 163 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:29,195 - [GRUNTING] 164 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:35,284 - AH, MY VERY OWN HAMMER FOR INJUSTICE. 165 00:09:35,493 --> 00:09:37,078 HA HA HA! 166 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,913 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 167 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,123 THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE. 168 00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:42,541 - LOOK AT THIS. 169 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,086 SOMEONE PUT A PIG IN A BAT-SUIT. 170 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,172 - I'M BAT-MITE, AND THOSE POWERS BELONG TO ME. 171 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,840 GIVE 'EM BACK NOW! 172 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:52,301 - SORRY, I THINK I'LL HOLD ON TO THEM. 173 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:57,306 BUT I REALLY SHOULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN... 174 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:03,270 - OH, NO. - YOUR VERY OWN ME. 175 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,272 [CHAIN SAW BUZZING] 176 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:08,150 - AAH! AAH! - HA HA HA! 177 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:09,568 - LET ME ALONE! 178 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,904 BATMAN, HELP! 179 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:14,073 [PANTING AND GRUNTING] 180 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,409 - NOWHERE TO RUN, CHUMP! 181 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,245 I'M GONNA PUT A PRETTY SMILE 182 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,706 ON THAT STUPID FACE OF YOURS! 183 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:24,083 - AAH! 184 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:27,002 I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. YOU CREEP! 185 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,130 [BOTH GRUNTING] 186 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,674 - [RAPID GRUNTING] 187 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:32,842 - HA HA HA! 188 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:33,884 STOP! IT TICKLES! HA HA HA! 189 00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:37,429 - OOF! OHH. [BATS SHRIEK] 190 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:42,226 - THAT'S ENOUGH, JOKER. I WON'T ALLOW YOUR TWISTED MIND TO WARP REALITY ANY FURTHER. 191 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,729 [ELECTRONIC BUZZING] [GROANING] 192 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,189 - FRANKLY, OLD CHUM, 193 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,483 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. 194 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,110 - UHH. 195 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:56,282 - YOU SEE, I'M NO LONGER THE JOKER YOU KNOW AND LOVE. 196 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,703 I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! 197 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,998 HA HA HA! 198 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,334 - UHH. - YOU KNOW, BATSY, I BEEN THINKIN'. 199 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:12,047 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WRONG WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP. 200 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,300 YOU ALWAYS WIN! 201 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,261 TONIGHT, THAT CHANGES. 202 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,263 - YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN ME YET, JOKER. 203 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:23,184 - I KNOW. ISN'T THE ANTICIPATION JUST KILLING YOU?! 204 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,021 - AIN'T YA GONNA TAKE HIS MASK OFF AND FIND OUT WHO HE IS? 205 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:30,649 - AND REDUCE MY PRIMAL ENEMY TO A MERE MAN? 206 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:35,112 HARLEY, MY DEAR, I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 207 00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:38,532 WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? 208 00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:43,787 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 209 00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:55,925 ? YOU CAN BE A GOODY TWO-SHOES TILL THE END OF YOUR DAYS ? 210 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,053 ? YOU CAN LISTEN TO THEM SAY CRIME NEVER PAYS ? 211 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,640 ? YOU CAN FOLLOW EVERY LAW AND BE THE BIG BLACK BAT ? 212 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,184 ? BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? HUH! ? 213 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,479 ? WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? ? 214 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:12,316 ? WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? ? 215 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,945 ? SO, SMILE, DARN YOU, SMILE ? 216 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:19,240 - ? AH... ? - ? EVERYBODY LOVES TO GRIN ? 217 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,368 ? FOLLOW MY LEAD, RECITE MY CREED ? 218 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,828 ? AND SMILE, DARN YOU, SMILE ? 219 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,747 - [CROWD SCREAMS] 220 00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:29,625 [SIRENS BLARING] 221 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:33,504 - ? DON'T LISTEN TO THE DULLETS SAY THAT LIFE IS A BORE ? 222 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:36,715 ? THOSE FUDDY-DUDDIES SPOIL MY FUN! ? 223 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:40,010 ? THAT'S WHY I STRIVE TO ERADICATE GLOOM ? 224 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,472 ? IT'S FROM THAT ITCH I MADE THE SWITCH ? 225 00:12:43,681 --> 00:12:46,600 ? AND CHOSE MY NOM DE PLUME ? 226 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,061 THE JOKER! [BIRDS CHIRPING] 227 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:51,021 ? THERE'S THE FUN IN THAT ? 228 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,147 HA HA HA! 229 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:56,193 ? THERE'S THE FUN IN THAT ? 230 00:12:56,402 --> 00:12:59,238 ? SO, SMILE, DARN YOU, SMILE ? 231 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,533 - ? AH... ? - ? EVERYBODY OUGHT TO LAUGH ? 232 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,535 - OOH! - ? AND SO, WITH GLEE ? 233 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,998 ? I DO DECREE, JUST SMILE, DARN YOU, SMILE ? 234 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:14,086 ? SO, WHEN LIVING GETS A LITTLE ROUGH ? 235 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:17,673 ? AND YOU FIND IT HARD TO COPE ? 236 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,010 ? I'M THE GENT WITH JUST THE STUFF ? 237 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,721 ? TO FILL YOU FULL OF HOPE ? 238 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,640 ? JUST SMILE, DARN YOU, SMILE ? 239 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:30,352 - ? AH... ? - ? EVERYBODY NEEDS A CLOWN ? 240 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:33,897 ? NOW WITH ONE STROKE, THE FINAL JOKE! ? 241 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,649 ? JUST SMILE, DARN YOU ? 242 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,819 ? SMILE, DARN YOU, SMILE ? 243 00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:41,905 - ? AH... ? - ? EVERYBODY LOVES TO GRIN ? 244 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:45,242 ? FOLLOW MY LEAD, RECITE MY CREED ? 245 00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:47,161 ? AND SMILE ? 246 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,162 HA! 247 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:54,710 ? DARN YOU, SMILE ? 248 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,504 HA HA HA! 249 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,839 I LOVE IT. 250 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:00,632 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 251 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:04,511 I GIVE YOU THE DEATH OF BATMAN! 252 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,223 HA HA HA! 253 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,603 [CLINK] - [GRUNTING] 254 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,356 [SQUEAKING] 255 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,608 [HISSING] 256 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,528 - [GRUNTING] 257 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:25,115 [HORN BLASTS] [APE SHRIEKING] 258 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,582 [FLATULENCE] 259 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,128 - [GRUNTS] 260 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,175 - COME ON, BATMAN. YOU CAN GET OUT. 261 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,765 HE GOT OUT! HE GOT OUT! 262 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,184 - NICE TRY, JOKER. 263 00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:53,644 AAH! 264 00:14:57,272 --> 00:15:00,067 [PLAYING HARP] 265 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,194 - [GASPS] 266 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,367 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HE'S... 267 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,078 HE'S ACTUALLY GONE. 268 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,415 LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO REFLECT ON THE PASSING OF A MAN 269 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:18,252 WHO WAS MORE THAN JUST ANOTHER DO-GOODER IN TIGHTS. 270 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:23,257 HE WAS THE BEST ARCHNEMESIS A SOCIOPATH COULD ASK FOR! 271 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,175 [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING] 272 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,177 OK! LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 273 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:28,846 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 274 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,765 [TAPE REWINDING] 275 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:36,145 - BATMAN! HE'S ALIVE! 276 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,729 - BUT NOT FOR LONG. 277 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:41,150 - BOSS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE DORK KNIGHT? 278 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,069 - GO EASY ON THE LITTLE GUY, WILL YA, MR. JOKER? 279 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,071 I THINK HE'S KINDA CUTE. 280 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,282 - MMM, AS YOU WISH. 281 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,076 EVERY KING NEEDS A COURT JESTER. 282 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,288 [HORN HONKS] - AAH. 283 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:56,707 I'M SORRY, BATMAN. 284 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,168 WITHOUT MY POWERS, I'M WORTHLESS. 285 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,670 - THE TRUE MEASURE OF A HERO IS HIS HEART, 286 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:02,880 NOT POWER! 287 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:06,258 [SIZZLING AND BUBBLING] - [GASPS] 288 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,430 - [MUFFLED LAUGHTER] 289 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,270 [LOUD BUZZING] 290 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,814 - UGH. 291 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,651 [THUD] 292 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,113 - HA HA HA! 293 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,407 - [SOBS] 294 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,784 - ONE MORE TIME! 295 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,119 HA HA HA! 296 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,121 [BELL RINGING] [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 297 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,624 HA HA HA! - OHH. WHENEVER BATMAN'S AROUND, 298 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:43,045 THAT'S ALL MR. JOKER CARES ABOUT. IT'S LIKE NO ONE ELSE EXISTS. 299 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,131 - OH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. BATMAN FIGHTS OTHER CROOKS, 300 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,217 BUT ALL HE THINKS ABOUT IS THE JOKER. 301 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:52,137 BOTH: MAYBE I'M BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. 302 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,973 - [GRUNTS] 303 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:59,102 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, JOKER. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. 304 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:02,439 THERE'S NOTHING MORE YOU CAN DO TO ME, 305 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,233 EXCEPT... 306 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,109 TAKE AWAY MY SANITY. 307 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,361 - SANITY... 308 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,614 YOU MEAN, MAKE YOU FALL INTO MADNESS 309 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,449 LIKE YOURS TRULY? 310 00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:15,869 NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN! 311 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,288 HA HA! 312 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,625 I'M GONNA CLIMB INSIDE YOUR NOODLE 313 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,002 AND LOOSEN A FEW SCREWS. 314 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,462 - NO! YOU CAN'T! 315 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,339 SANITY IS ALL I HAVE LEFT! 316 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,633 A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO LOSE! 317 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,804 - YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DROOLING, MINDLESS FOP 318 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,473 WHEN I'M DONE. AND THEN... 319 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:40,978 I'M GONNA KILL YOU SOME MORE! HA HA HA! 320 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,900 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT, MY LITTLE HUGGLE-BUGGY. 321 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,611 I WAS JUST THINKIN'... - YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. 322 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,948 - ARE YOU SURE GOIN' IN THERE IS A GOOD IDEA? 323 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,700 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 324 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,368 YOU TALK TOO MUCH. 325 00:17:56,577 --> 00:18:00,455 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 326 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:04,042 WHILE, I'M GONE, JOKER-MITE'S IN CHARGE. 327 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,210 - GOTCHA COVERED, BOSS. 328 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,255 - LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, SHALL WE? 329 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,674 HA HA HA! 330 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,635 [BATS SHRIEK] 331 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:15,429 OOH! CREEPY! 332 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,848 YOU MAY NOT HAVE FAR TO FALL. 333 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,224 HA HA HA! 334 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,851 - YOU'RE TRESPASSING, JOKER. 335 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,270 - TRY AND STOP ME, OLD POINTY-EARS. 336 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:27,774 SO MANY WONDERFUL, PAINFUL MEMORIES TO PLUNDER. 337 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,902 OH! THIS LOOKS PROMISING. 338 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,238 [GRUNTS] 339 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,199 MUST BE A NICE, JUICY ONE. 340 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,245 IS IT ABOUT HOW MOMMY AND DADDY NEVER LOVED YOU? 341 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,706 [GRUNTING] 342 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,461 YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT FOREVER! 343 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,004 HA HA HA! 344 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,131 - I WAS THINKIN', BOYS. 345 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:55,427 IF WE OFFED BATMAN, THE JOKER WOULD GO WITH HIM. 346 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,597 AND WE'D BE IN CHARGE. 347 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:08,148 - QUICK. SAY SOMETHING ELSE! 348 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,653 [RAPID GRUNTING] 349 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,531 - OOF! - GET HIM, BOYS! 350 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,246 - [GROWLS AND GRUNTS] 351 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,957 [BOTH GRUNTING] 352 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:49,523 [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [GROANING] 353 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,191 UHH! 354 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,196 - THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. 355 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:59,282 IT'S MIND VERSUS MAGIC NOW. 356 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,575 [CLANKING] 357 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:05,247 - OHH. WHERE'S THE WHIMSY, BATMAN? 358 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,792 HUH? 359 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:13,380 - AN ORGANIZED MIND IS A DISCIPLINED MIND, JOKER. 360 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:17,259 AND A DISCIPLINED MIND IS A POWERFUL MIND. 361 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,678 [RUMBLING AND CRACKING] 362 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,638 - [GASPING] 363 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:23,765 WAIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 364 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,017 - YOU'RE ON MY TURF NOW. 365 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,687 - AAH! AAH! AAH! 366 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,397 OOF! 367 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,151 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 368 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,861 - IT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE... 369 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,738 [CRASHING] 370 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,240 [BELL RINGING] A WORLD WHERE BATMAN DOESN'T EXIST. 371 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,868 WITHOUT BATMAN, THE POLICE ARE OVERWHELMED. 372 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,329 CRIME IS RAMPANT. [SIREN BLARING] 373 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:47,789 - MY KIND OF TOWN. 374 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,167 - BUT YOU HAVE NO ONE TO MATCH WITS WITH, 375 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,918 TO SYMBOL OF GOODNESS TO CORRUPT. 376 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,505 WITHOUT BATMAN, THERE CAN BE NO JOKER... 377 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:59,050 NO LOOSE SCREWS, NO LOST MARBLES, 378 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,219 NO BATS IN YOUR BELFRY. 379 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,473 IN THIS WORLD, YOU'RE PERFECTLY SANE. 380 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,349 - NO! MAKE IT STOP! 381 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,059 LET ME OUT OF HERE! I COMMAND YOU! 382 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,187 - YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE. 383 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:15,317 - I-I'LL GIVE IT ALL UP! PLEASE JUST LET ME GO BACK TO BEING ME! 384 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,194 [SOBBING] I--I-- 385 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,571 I CAN'T BE AVERAGE! 386 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,115 [BATS SHRIEKING] 387 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,786 AAH! 388 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,454 OHH. 389 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,206 - MR. JOKER! 390 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,042 HEY. I CAN TALK! 391 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,836 - MY POWERS! HA HA HA! - BAT-MITE, CAN YOU UNDO 392 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:38,006 THE MESS JOKER MADE? - SURE, BATMAN. 393 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:41,551 NO SWEAT. HA HA HA! 394 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,971 WHAT DID THE JOKER SEE IN THERE? 395 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,641 - ONLY WHAT I WANTED HIM TO. 396 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,142 - SO, UH, HARLEY, 397 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,353 YOU WANT TO MAYBE HANG OUT OR SOMETHING? 398 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,606 - SORRY, KID, BUT I'M A ONE-GUY TYPE OF GAL. 399 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,317 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HUGGLE-BUGGY? 400 00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:59,194 - [GRUNTS] 401 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,695 - DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD, OLD CHUM. 402 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,697 BESIDES--YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL CRIME FIGHTER 403 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,617 NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ARCHNEMESIS. 404 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,703 - HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT! 405 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,288 THANKS, BATMAN! 406 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,748 - [PANTING] OHH! 407 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:14,793 - HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE FIFTH DIMENSION? 408 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,253 - NO! I-- - COOL! 409 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:20,048 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN. HEH HEH HEH! 410 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:24,052 - [PANTING] AAH! 411 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,138 ["LOONEY TUNES" THEME PLAYING] 412 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:30,100 THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! 28321

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