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- NOW IT'S TIME FOR GOTHAM'S
FAVORITE GAME SHOW,
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"RIDDLE ME THIS"!
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STARRING THE PRINCE
OF PUZZLERS,
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THE KING OF CONUNDRUMS,
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THE RIDDLER!
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[RECORDED APPLAUSE PLAYS]
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- THANK YOU.
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AND NOW ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE OUR
GUEST CONTESTANT,
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BOOSTER GOLD!
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AND TONIGHT HE'S PLAYING
FOR A BIG PRIZE...
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THE LIFE OF BATMAN!
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HERE'S HOW
OUR LITTLE GAME WORKS.
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I'LL ASK YOU
A SERIES OF RIDDLES,
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AND FOR EVERY
INCORRECT ANSWER,
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BATBOY GETS
A TEENY-WEENY ZAP, LIKE SO.
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[BEEPS]
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[BATMAN GROANING]
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- GET THE PICTURE? NOW,
BOOSTER GOLD, RIDDLE ME THIS.
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WHAT CREATURE IS ON
4 LEGS IN THE MORNING,
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2 IN THE AFTERNOON,
AND 3 IN THE EVENING?
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- A 9-LEGGED UNICORN!
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[BUZZER]
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- I'M SORRY.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "MAN."
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[BEEPS]
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- [GROANS]
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- PANCAKES!
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- [GROANS]
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- SQUARE DANCING!
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- [GROANS]
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- YOU DON'T BURY SURVIVORS!
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- [GROANS]
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- I DO LOVE THIS SHOW.
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- HOW ABOUT
ASKING ME QUESTIONS
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ON A SUBJECT
I KNOW ABOUT, LIKE ME?
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- ALL RIGHT, FUTURE BOY.
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YOUR PARTNER'S ON HIS LAST WING,
SO THINK CAREFULLY.
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RIDDLE ME THIS:
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WHAT IS BLUE AND GRAY
AND TASTES LIKE CHICKEN?
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- UH, HMM...
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[DINGS]
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- WRONG!
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THE CORRECT ANSWER
IS "FRIED BATMAN."
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HA!
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[BUZZER]
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- NO!
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- HA HA!
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YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU
COULD HOLD BOOSTER GOLD
CAPTIVE FOR LONG.
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[GRUNTING]
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UNH!
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UNH!
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- GRR!
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UNH!
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- RIDDLE ME THIS:
WHY ARE YOU LIKE A STOPWATCH
IN A BLOCK OF CEMENT?
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ANSWER: BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH
DOING HARD TIME.
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- I DON'T GET IT.
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- THIS FACILITY IS THE ONLY
TEST LAB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
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EXPERIMENTING IN A COMBINATION
OF BOTH NUCLEAR FUSION
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AND NUCLEAR FISSION THEORIES.
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THE RESULT WILL BE A NEW ENERGY
SOURCE OF INCREDIBLE POWER.
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- BORING!
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CAN'T WE SEE YOU
BLOW SOMETHING UP
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WITH AN ATOM BOMB
OR WHATEVER?
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- IF YOU DON'T MIND,
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THE REST OF US
FIND THIS INTERESTING,
COACH RAYMOND.
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- IT WAS JUST A JOKE, RUSCH.
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DON'T GET YOUR LAB COAT
IN A TWIST.
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[BEEPS]
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- DOCTOR X.
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- [GASPS]
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- YOU'RE ONLY ONE HALF
OF AN EVIL EQUATION.
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WHERE'S THAT ENERGY
DUPLICATE OF YOURS?
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UNH!
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- LOOKING FOR ME?
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- THAT WILL TEACH YOU
TO TRIFLE WITH THE TEAM
OF DOCTOR DOUBLE X.
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[GASPS]
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- SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK.
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I'LL DEAL WITH BATMAN.
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- LOOK, KID,
I DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB,
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BUT WE'RE BOTH
STUCK WITH EACH OTHER.
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WE'RE ALMOST
AT THE END OF THE SEASON.
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- SEMESTER.
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- YEAH, WHATEVER.
LET'S JUST PLAY OUT THE STREAK,
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AND THEN WE NEVER HAVE TO TALK
TO EACH OTHER AGAIN. OK?
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[ALARM]
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COMPUTER: RADIOACTIVE
FUEL RODS EXPOSED.
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- WE BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE.
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- YEAH? WHAT WAS
YOUR FIRST CLUE?
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- UNH!
- UNH!
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COMPUTER: REACTOR CORE
MELTDOWN IN 30 SECONDS.
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- UNH!
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- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
A GENIUS, X.
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CAUSING A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN
ISN'T VERY SMART.
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- THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG, BATMAN.
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ONLY I COULD HAVE CALCULATED
THE EXACT CONDITIONS
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NEEDED TO RELEASE THIS
SUPERCHARGED NUCLEAR ENERGY.
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IT WILL INCREASE THE POWER
OF DOUBLE X TEN-FOLD.
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- UNH! UHH.
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- HE JUST TRICKED YOU
INTO TELLING HIM OUR PLAN...
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YOU OVER-EDUCATED TWIT.
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- OH.
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- BATMAN?
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UNH!
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- HOSTAGES.
JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
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[GRUNTING]
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COMPUTER: CORE MELTDOWN
IN 10 SECONDS.
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- GO!
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- AAH! MY BUM KNEE!
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GO! GET OUT OF HERE, KID!
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- NO CAN DO, COACH.
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COMPUTER:
4...3...2...1...
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- JASON, LOOK OUT!
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[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]
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- UHH...WHOA.
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I FEEL WEIRD.
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- YEAH. ME, TOO.
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- WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU?
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YOU SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME,
BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU.
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- SAME HERE.
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- AAH! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!
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- SO'S MINE!
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- OH, NO!
WAIT, THAT'S OUR HAIR?
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- WE'RE IN THE SAME BODY!
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- THE ENERGY BLAST
FUSED US TOGETHER.
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- THE POWER...
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WHY DON'T I FEEL
THE SUPERCHARGED NUCLEAR POWER?
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- HE STOLE OUR POWER.
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- TIME TO SCRAMBLE, KID. RUN!
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DAH!
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- AAH! [GASPS]
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- [GROWLS]
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- YOUR CONFLICT IS WITH ME,
DOCTOR DOUBLE X.
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I FOILED
YOUR INIQUITOUS SCHEME.
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- WE'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH
FOR A FIGHT RIGHT NOW.
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WE NEED A RECHARGE.
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- INTRIGUING.
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YOUR BODY IS GENERATING
OVER 2,000 MEGAWATTS
OF ATOMIC ENERGY.
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THIS CALLS
FOR FURTHER ANALYSIS.
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TO THE BAT CAVE.
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- UNH!
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THE COWARDS HAVE FLED.
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TO THE BAT CAVE!
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- WHOA...THAT WAS INTENSE.
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GUESS I BETTER GET
TO THE BAT CAVE.
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- I DON'T KNOW, BATMAN.
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ARE YOU SURE
I HAVE TO WEAR THIS?
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- YOUR BODY IS NOW A LIVING
NUCLEAR REACTOR.
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THE SUIT WILL CONTAIN
ANY RESIDUAL RADIATION
YOU ARE EMITTING.
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- WHO CARES ABOUT HE UNIFORM?
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ASK HIM WHAT HE'S GOT
IN THE PLAYBOOK
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TO GET ME MY BODY BACK.
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- WELL, MAYBE IF YOU
STOP INTERRUPTING ME.
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I WAS JUST, UM...
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TALKING TO THE GUY
INSIDE MY HEAD,
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WHO I'M GUESSING
YOU CAN'T HEAR, CAN YOU?
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- NO, I CANNOT HEAR
YOUR FRIEND.
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BUT SINCE PROPER
ANALYSIS OF YOUR DILEMMA
REQUIRES CONCENTRATION,
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I SUGGEST YOU HAVE
YOUR CONVERSATION ELSEWHERE.
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- WHAT'S THE HOLDUP?
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- IT'S NOT EASY WORKING
WITH YOU BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
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- WELL, UNTIL YOU
GET US SOME POWER,
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY
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TO COMPLETELY PHASE OUT
OF YOUR PUNY EXISTENCE
FOR A BODY.
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- THIS INFUSION WILL BE
ONLY A TEMPORARY SOLUTION.
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- I JUST NEED ENOUGH
TO FIND THAT FLAME-HEAD
TWERP FROM THE NUCLEAR LAB.
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- AAH!
- HA HA HA HA HA!
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- THIS PLACE IS SO COOL.
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- FINALLY WE AGREE
ON SOMETHING.
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LET'S GO CHECK OUT
THE WEAPONS SECTION.
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- MMM, MAYBE LATER.
I WANT TO CHECK OUT
THE ATOMIC PILE.
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[GRUNTING]
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- WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO
WHERE YOU WANT TO GO?
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- IT'S MY BODY.
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- IT'S OUR BODY.
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AND I VOTE FOR WEAPONS.
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[GRUNTING]
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- DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE ACTING REALLY FREAKY.
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- SORRY.
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- SO, UH, SOMEBODY
JACKED MY RIDE,
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SO I HAD TO HOOF IT
ALL THE WAY BACK HERE.
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YOU HUNGRY?
I GOT THE MUNCHIES
SOMETHIN' FIERCE.
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- I'M FINE. THANK YOU.
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- OKEY DOKEY.
MI BAT CAVE ES SU BAT CAVE.
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LATER.
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- IS IT JUST ME,
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OR HAS THAT GUY BEEN
MAKING TOO MANY TACKLES
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WITHOUT HIS HELMET?
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- WOW.
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NOT MANY PEOPLE
CAN SAY THEY'VE BEEN
INSIDE THE BAT CAVE.
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- THAT'S BECAUSE TRESPASSING
IS AGAINST THE LAW, PUNK.
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- UNH! UHH.
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[GASPS]
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THE BAT CAVE?
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ARE YOU THE ONE
WHO STOLE MY CAR?
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'CAUSE NOBODY STEALS MY CAR!
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- YOU DROVE ME HERE
IN THE BAT MOBILE, REMEMBER?
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AAH! UNH.
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- WHAT HAPPENED TO
"MI BAT CAVE ES SU BAT CAVE"?
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- BACK OFF.
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- UNH! UHH.
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- HOW DID WE DO THAT?
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- [GROWLS]
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SO YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH, HUH?
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- [WHIMPERS]
- UH, NO, THANK YOU.
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- CEASE THESE HOSTILITIES.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
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- I'M BATMAN.
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- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
I'M BATMAN.
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- NUH-UH, DUDES.
I'M BATMAN.
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[SCANNER BEEPING]
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- [GROWLING]
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- SO THE NUCLEAR BLAST
AT THE LAB
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THAT JOINED JASON AND RONNIE
INTO ONE BEING
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EVIDENTLY ALSO
SEPARATED US INTO 3 PARTS
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REPRESENTING THE 3 BROAD
ELEMENTS OF OUR PERSONALITY.
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I AM THE LOGICAL
AND EMPIRICAL ASPECT.
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- GEEK.
- QUIET.
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- PHYSICAL BATMAN IS
THE EMBODIMENT OF OUR STRENGTH.
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- BULLY.
- I'M NOT KIDDING.
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- AND YOU REPRESENT THE, UH...
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- I'M WHAT'S LEFT WITHOUT
ALL THAT HEAVY PERSONAL BAGGAGE
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AND SCIENCE NERD STUFF.
GROOVY.
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- IN OTHER WORDS, SLACKER.
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- SHUT UP, COACH!
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OH--OH, SORRY.
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PRIVATE FIGHT.
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- HE CANNOT BE A PART OF ME.
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BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!
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[GROWLS]
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- I WILL GET TO WORK
ON FINDING A SOLUTION.
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[BOTH GROANING]
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- AAH!
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- [GRUNTING]
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- [SNORING]
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- WE BELIEVE WE HAVE
DISCOVERED A SOLUTION.
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BY DIVERTING A PORTION
OF THE UNIQUE NUCLEAR ENERGY
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THROUGH THE PROPER CONDUIT,
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00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,860
THEORETICALLY WE CAN REVERSE
BOTH PARTIES' ILL FORTUNE.
238
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,737
THE ATOMIC MATRIX
IS DECAYING, HOWEVER,
239
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,030
SO THERE IS A TIME FACTOR.
240
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,490
- DUDE, DID YOU SWALLOW
A DICTIONARY?
241
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:47,536
- WE THINK WE FIGURED OUT
HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
242
00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:49,413
WHERE'S THE OTHER BATMAN?
243
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,831
- [YAWNS] SPLITSVILLE.
244
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,458
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
245
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,877
- I THINK HE SAID,
"I'M NOT STICKING AROUND HERE.
246
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,129
"I'VE GOT CRIMINAL SCUM
TO PUNISH."
247
00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:58,922
- BUT ALL OF THE BATMEN
MUST BE TOGETHER
248
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,216
FOR THE RECOMBINATION PROCESS
TO BE SUCCESSFUL.
249
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,676
- WHERE DO YOU THINK HE WENT?
250
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,763
- PROBABLY WHEREVER HE COULD
CRACK THE MOST SKULLS.
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00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,765
[CHUCKLES]
252
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,030
- [GROWLS]
253
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,407
LISTEN UP!
254
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:29,411
THIS IS TO ALL THE LAW-BREAKING
BOTTOM FEEDERS IN HERE.
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00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,871
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID,
256
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,664
AND I'M HERE
TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
257
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:37,211
SO WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY,
OR THE HARD WAY.
258
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,172
[ALL SHOUTING]
259
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,681
[ALL GRUNTING]
260
00:14:56,355 --> 00:15:00,109
- DUDE, THAT WOULD BE
SO UNCOOL.
261
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,735
- UNH!
- AHH!
262
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,154
- METHINKS MINE EYES
DECEIVE ME.
263
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,697
BATMAN THRICE?
264
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,284
- SOMEBODY PLEASE
DECK THIS GUY.
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00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,915
- AAH!
266
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,458
- UNH!
267
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,627
- WELCOME TO THE PARTY.
268
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:22,965
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU INSIST ON BRAWLING
WITH THESE THIRD-RATE HOOLIGANS.
269
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,217
- AND YOU CALL YOURSELF BATMAN.
270
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:28,178
[VILLAINS SHOUTING]
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00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,897
[ALL GRUNTING]
272
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,114
- HOW ABOUT IT, KID?
273
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,116
- PUT ME IN, COACH.
274
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:54,913
[BOTH GRUNTING]
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00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,170
- AAH!
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00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,338
- YEAH! TEAMWORK!
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00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:06,800
[BEEPING]
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00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,679
- UNH...AAH!
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00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:16,560
- I'M GOING TO GET MY POWER BACK
EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU.
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00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,689
- HELP!
281
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:33,869
- AAH!
282
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,413
[GLASS SHATTERS]
283
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:37,956
- AAH! OOF.
284
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,544
- WHERE IS HE TAKING OUR LITTLE
SCHIZOPHRENIC CANDLESTICK?
285
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:43,795
- AAH!
286
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,380
- THE ENERGY SIGNATURE
IS UNIQUE.
287
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,508
IT SHOULDN'T BE
DIFFICULT TO TRACK.
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00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,217
- GOOD.
289
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,635
- AAH!
290
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,513
- 'CAUSE I'M JUST
GETTING WARMED UP.
291
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,474
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
292
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,811
- HUH?
293
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,606
[GROANS] WHERE ARE WE?
294
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,401
- YOU'RE THE BRAINIAC.
YOU TELL ME.
295
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,279
- GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE.
296
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,739
I WANTED YOU FULLY CONSCIOUS
297
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,909
WHEN I DRAINED YOU
OF THE ENERGY YOU STOLE.
298
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,954
NOW, THIS MAY TICKLE A BIT.
299
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,586
- AAH!
300
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:28,882
- WITH THIS POWER,
DOUBLE X WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.
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00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,592
- THE ONLY DOUBLE XS
YOU'LL SEE
302
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,762
ARE THE ONES I'M GONNA
PUT OVER YOUR EYES.
303
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,347
- THE BATMEN!
304
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:39,268
YOU'LL BE THE PERFECT TEST
FOR MY NEW POWER.
305
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:45,065
- WHAT? NO ONE SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT A TEST.
306
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,443
- IT'S GOING TO BE A BLACK DAY
FOR THE DARK KNIGHTS.
307
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,404
- WHOA. DUDE GOT BIG.
308
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,532
- DOUBLE X IS FEEDING
OFF THE ENERGY
FLOWING INTO DOCTOR X
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00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,618
TO INCREASE HIS SIZE
AND STRENGTH.
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00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,831
[ALL GRUNTING]
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00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:05,544
- DESTROYING ALL OF YOU
IS GOING TO BE 3 TIMES THE FUN.
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00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,422
- DO WE UNDERSTAND THE PLAN?
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00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,631
- CAUSE PAIN.
314
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,426
- FIND THE OFF SWITCH.
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00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:17,055
[ALL GRUNTING]
316
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,645
- AAH!
317
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,024
- HEY, WE'RE GETTING
OUR BODIES BACK.
318
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,986
- GOOD FOR US,
BUT BETTER FOR THE BAD GUYS.
319
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,997
- BUMMER.
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00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,126
UHH.
321
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:50,172
[BOTH GRUNTING]
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00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,800
- OH, MAN. GAME OVER.
323
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,302
- NO, IT'S NOT.
324
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,304
BUT IT IS FOURTH AND LONG
WITH TIME RUNNING OUT.
325
00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,390
WE CAN TAKE A KNEE,
OR WE CAN GO FOR THE WIN...
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00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,225
AS A TEAM.
327
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,894
- YOU CALL THE PLAY, KID.
328
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,229
[EXPLOSION]
329
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,570
[BOTH GRUNTING]
330
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,619
- STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
331
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,454
- CALLING AN AUDIBLE.
332
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,414
- UNH!
333
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,749
LET ME OUT!
334
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,335
THE ENERGY TRANSFER
IS NOT COMPLETE!
335
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,754
- YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING
TO REGRET THIS, RIGHT?
336
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,130
- PROBABLY.
337
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,639
[ALL GRUNTING]
338
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:45,644
- MY POWER!
339
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,772
[ENERGY HUMMING]
340
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,024
- REMEMBER US?
341
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,776
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
342
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,862
- [GROWLS]
343
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,242
- AAH! UHN.
344
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,464
- HYAH!
345
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:27,310
- [BOTH GROANING]
346
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,187
- NO! I WON'T GO BACK
347
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,191
INTO THIS SPINELESS
EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN.
348
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,696
AAH!
349
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,200
- WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME.
YOU 3 GET IN THE CHAMBER,
350
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,870
AND I'LL USE MY POWER
TO REVERSE THE PROCESS.
351
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,205
- I'LL PASS.
352
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,248
- IT SIMPLY ISN'T LOGICAL.
353
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,791
- SERIOUSLY?
354
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,378
- LOOK, NO ONE IS
SMARTER OR MORE LOGICAL
THAN SCIENCE BATMAN,
355
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,590
NO CRIME FIGHTER
IS AS TOUGH AS
PHYSICAL BATMAN,
356
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,341
AND WITHOUT
SLACKER BATMAN'S HEART,
357
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,802
THE OTHER 2 PERSONAS WOULDN'T
BE ABLE TO WORK TOGETHER.
358
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:04,639
THE WORLD NEEDS
THE ONE AND ONLY BATMAN.
359
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,477
- NICE SPEECH,
360
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,021
BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP UP
WITH THIS HERO STUFF,
361
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,856
YOU'LL NEED A NAME.
362
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,442
I GOT IT--FLAME DUDE.
363
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,818
- I'LL CONSIDER IT.
364
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,695
- THAT'S ALL I ASK.
365
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,947
[BEEPING]
366
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,538
[ENERGY HUMMING]
367
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,513
- NICE WORK, RONNIE AND JASON.
368
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,306
YOU GUYS MAKE QUITE THE TEAM.
369
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,809
- THANKS,
BUT YOU CAN CALL US...
370
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,519
FIRESTORM.
371
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,238
- FIRESTORM? YOU SURE?
372
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,657
I KINDA LIKED FLAME DUDE.
373
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,992
- OH, BROTHER.
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