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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:09,260 - NOW IT'S TIME FOR GOTHAM'S FAVORITE GAME SHOW, 2 00:00:09,469 --> 00:00:10,512 "RIDDLE ME THIS"! 3 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,765 STARRING THE PRINCE OF PUZZLERS, 4 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:16,601 THE KING OF CONUNDRUMS, 5 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:20,605 THE RIDDLER! 6 00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:24,609 [RECORDED APPLAUSE PLAYS] 7 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,402 - THANK YOU. 8 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:29,739 AND NOW ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE OUR GUEST CONTESTANT, 9 00:00:29,948 --> 00:00:31,658 BOOSTER GOLD! 10 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:37,914 AND TONIGHT HE'S PLAYING FOR A BIG PRIZE... 11 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:41,167 THE LIFE OF BATMAN! 12 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,714 HERE'S HOW OUR LITTLE GAME WORKS. 13 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:48,550 I'LL ASK YOU A SERIES OF RIDDLES, 14 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,635 AND FOR EVERY INCORRECT ANSWER, 15 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:54,722 BATBOY GETS A TEENY-WEENY ZAP, LIKE SO. 16 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:56,516 [BEEPS] 17 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,602 [BATMAN GROANING] 18 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:05,400 - GET THE PICTURE? NOW, BOOSTER GOLD, RIDDLE ME THIS. 19 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,986 WHAT CREATURE IS ON 4 LEGS IN THE MORNING, 20 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:12,282 2 IN THE AFTERNOON, AND 3 IN THE EVENING? 21 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,826 - A 9-LEGGED UNICORN! 22 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,160 [BUZZER] 23 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:20,873 - I'M SORRY. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "MAN." 24 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,166 [BEEPS] 25 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:24,544 - [GROANS] 26 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,551 - PANCAKES! 27 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,635 - [GROANS] 28 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:34,554 - SQUARE DANCING! 29 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,638 - [GROANS] 30 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:37,682 - YOU DON'T BURY SURVIVORS! 31 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,684 - [GROANS] 32 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,561 - I DO LOVE THIS SHOW. 33 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:42,979 - HOW ABOUT ASKING ME QUESTIONS 34 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,023 ON A SUBJECT I KNOW ABOUT, LIKE ME? 35 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,733 - ALL RIGHT, FUTURE BOY. 36 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:50,153 YOUR PARTNER'S ON HIS LAST WING, SO THINK CAREFULLY. 37 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:51,696 RIDDLE ME THIS: 38 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:56,117 WHAT IS BLUE AND GRAY AND TASTES LIKE CHICKEN? 39 00:01:56,326 --> 00:02:00,163 - UH, HMM... 40 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:02,498 [DINGS] 41 00:02:02,707 --> 00:02:03,833 - WRONG! 42 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:07,295 THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "FRIED BATMAN." 43 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,755 HA! 44 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,715 [BUZZER] 45 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:11,633 - NO! 46 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:13,676 - HA HA! 47 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:18,514 YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD HOLD BOOSTER GOLD CAPTIVE FOR LONG. 48 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:33,196 [GRUNTING] 49 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,698 UNH! 50 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:37,784 UNH! 51 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:41,537 - GRR! 52 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:43,706 UNH! 53 00:02:43,915 --> 00:02:48,378 - RIDDLE ME THIS: WHY ARE YOU LIKE A STOPWATCH IN A BLOCK OF CEMENT? 54 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:52,757 ANSWER: BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH DOING HARD TIME. 55 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,468 - I DON'T GET IT. 56 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,637 - THIS FACILITY IS THE ONLY TEST LAB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD 57 00:03:39,846 --> 00:03:43,099 EXPERIMENTING IN A COMBINATION OF BOTH NUCLEAR FUSION 58 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:44,767 AND NUCLEAR FISSION THEORIES. 59 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:48,938 THE RESULT WILL BE A NEW ENERGY SOURCE OF INCREDIBLE POWER. 60 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:51,649 - BORING! 61 00:03:51,858 --> 00:03:54,068 CAN'T WE SEE YOU BLOW SOMETHING UP 62 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,403 WITH AN ATOM BOMB OR WHATEVER? 63 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,196 - IF YOU DON'T MIND, 64 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,615 THE REST OF US FIND THIS INTERESTING, COACH RAYMOND. 65 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:00,992 - IT WAS JUST A JOKE, RUSCH. 66 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,704 DON'T GET YOUR LAB COAT IN A TWIST. 67 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,710 [BEEPS] 68 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,385 - DOCTOR X. 69 00:04:19,594 --> 00:04:21,053 - [GASPS] 70 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:24,891 - YOU'RE ONLY ONE HALF OF AN EVIL EQUATION. 71 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,018 WHERE'S THAT ENERGY DUPLICATE OF YOURS? 72 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:27,810 UNH! 73 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,854 - LOOKING FOR ME? 74 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:34,233 - THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TRIFLE WITH THE TEAM OF DOCTOR DOUBLE X. 75 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,777 [GASPS] 76 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:37,945 - SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK. 77 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:40,740 I'LL DEAL WITH BATMAN. 78 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:45,286 - LOOK, KID, I DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB, 79 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:47,747 BUT WE'RE BOTH STUCK WITH EACH OTHER. 80 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,457 WE'RE ALMOST AT THE END OF THE SEASON. 81 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,083 - SEMESTER. 82 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,461 - YEAH, WHATEVER. LET'S JUST PLAY OUT THE STREAK, 83 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:57,673 AND THEN WE NEVER HAVE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER AGAIN. OK? 84 00:04:57,882 --> 00:04:59,675 [ALARM] 85 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:02,637 COMPUTER: RADIOACTIVE FUEL RODS EXPOSED. 86 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:03,888 - WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 87 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,307 - YEAH? WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE? 88 00:05:06,516 --> 00:05:08,226 - UNH! - UNH! 89 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:13,272 COMPUTER: REACTOR CORE MELTDOWN IN 30 SECONDS. 90 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:15,566 - UNH! 91 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:17,276 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A GENIUS, X. 92 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:20,029 CAUSING A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN ISN'T VERY SMART. 93 00:05:20,238 --> 00:05:22,281 - THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, BATMAN. 94 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,576 ONLY I COULD HAVE CALCULATED THE EXACT CONDITIONS 95 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:30,540 NEEDED TO RELEASE THIS SUPERCHARGED NUCLEAR ENERGY. 96 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:36,337 IT WILL INCREASE THE POWER OF DOUBLE X TEN-FOLD. 97 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:37,797 - UNH! UHH. 98 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:41,175 - HE JUST TRICKED YOU INTO TELLING HIM OUR PLAN... 99 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,553 YOU OVER-EDUCATED TWIT. 100 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,054 - OH. 101 00:05:45,263 --> 00:05:47,515 - BATMAN? 102 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:48,891 UNH! 103 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:52,979 - HOSTAGES. JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. 104 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:56,232 [GRUNTING] 105 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,943 COMPUTER: CORE MELTDOWN IN 10 SECONDS. 106 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,778 - GO! 107 00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:03,698 - AAH! MY BUM KNEE! 108 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,825 GO! GET OUT OF HERE, KID! 109 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:06,951 - NO CAN DO, COACH. 110 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:12,748 COMPUTER: 4...3...2...1... 111 00:06:17,587 --> 00:06:19,714 - JASON, LOOK OUT! 112 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:33,060 [SCREAMING AND SHOUTING] 113 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,444 - UHH...WHOA. 114 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,404 I FEEL WEIRD. 115 00:06:43,613 --> 00:06:44,822 - YEAH. ME, TOO. 116 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:46,866 - WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU? 117 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,244 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME, BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU. 118 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:51,621 - SAME HERE. 119 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:53,289 - AAH! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE! 120 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,665 - SO'S MINE! 121 00:06:54,874 --> 00:06:56,959 - OH, NO! WAIT, THAT'S OUR HAIR? 122 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:58,544 - WE'RE IN THE SAME BODY! 123 00:06:58,753 --> 00:07:00,838 - THE ENERGY BLAST FUSED US TOGETHER. 124 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,423 - THE POWER... 125 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:06,510 WHY DON'T I FEEL THE SUPERCHARGED NUCLEAR POWER? 126 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:09,013 - HE STOLE OUR POWER. 127 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,267 - TIME TO SCRAMBLE, KID. RUN! 128 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,144 DAH! 129 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:17,980 - AAH! [GASPS] 130 00:07:18,189 --> 00:07:19,982 - [GROWLS] 131 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:22,818 - YOUR CONFLICT IS WITH ME, DOCTOR DOUBLE X. 132 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:24,820 I FOILED YOUR INIQUITOUS SCHEME. 133 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:28,783 - WE'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR A FIGHT RIGHT NOW. 134 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,202 WE NEED A RECHARGE. 135 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:36,832 - INTRIGUING. 136 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:42,004 YOUR BODY IS GENERATING OVER 2,000 MEGAWATTS OF ATOMIC ENERGY. 137 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,841 THIS CALLS FOR FURTHER ANALYSIS. 138 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,427 TO THE BAT CAVE. 139 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:53,683 - UNH! 140 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,643 THE COWARDS HAVE FLED. 141 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,603 TO THE BAT CAVE! 142 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,822 - WHOA...THAT WAS INTENSE. 143 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:12,493 GUESS I BETTER GET TO THE BAT CAVE. 144 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:22,128 - I DON'T KNOW, BATMAN. 145 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,672 ARE YOU SURE I HAVE TO WEAR THIS? 146 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,841 - YOUR BODY IS NOW A LIVING NUCLEAR REACTOR. 147 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,219 THE SUIT WILL CONTAIN ANY RESIDUAL RADIATION YOU ARE EMITTING. 148 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:31,929 - WHO CARES ABOUT HE UNIFORM? 149 00:08:32,138 --> 00:08:34,348 ASK HIM WHAT HE'S GOT IN THE PLAYBOOK 150 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:35,933 TO GET ME MY BODY BACK. 151 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:39,061 - WELL, MAYBE IF YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME. 152 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:41,105 I WAS JUST, UM... 153 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,399 TALKING TO THE GUY INSIDE MY HEAD, 154 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:47,528 WHO I'M GUESSING YOU CAN'T HEAR, CAN YOU? 155 00:08:47,737 --> 00:08:49,822 - NO, I CANNOT HEAR YOUR FRIEND. 156 00:08:50,031 --> 00:08:53,242 BUT SINCE PROPER ANALYSIS OF YOUR DILEMMA REQUIRES CONCENTRATION, 157 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:56,871 I SUGGEST YOU HAVE YOUR CONVERSATION ELSEWHERE. 158 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,331 - WHAT'S THE HOLDUP? 159 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,168 - IT'S NOT EASY WORKING WITH YOU BREATHING DOWN MY NECK. 160 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,129 - WELL, UNTIL YOU GET US SOME POWER, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY 161 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:09,300 TO COMPLETELY PHASE OUT OF YOUR PUNY EXISTENCE FOR A BODY. 162 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:12,219 - THIS INFUSION WILL BE ONLY A TEMPORARY SOLUTION. 163 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:18,309 - I JUST NEED ENOUGH TO FIND THAT FLAME-HEAD TWERP FROM THE NUCLEAR LAB. 164 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:22,730 - AAH! - HA HA HA HA HA! 165 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,568 - THIS PLACE IS SO COOL. 166 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:29,361 - FINALLY WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. 167 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,405 LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE WEAPONS SECTION. 168 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:35,117 - MMM, MAYBE LATER. I WANT TO CHECK OUT THE ATOMIC PILE. 169 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:36,535 [GRUNTING] 170 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,954 - WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO? 171 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:40,331 - IT'S MY BODY. 172 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,665 - IT'S OUR BODY. 173 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,751 AND I VOTE FOR WEAPONS. 174 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,128 [GRUNTING] 175 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,176 - DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 176 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,137 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ACTING REALLY FREAKY. 177 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,764 - SORRY. 178 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:59,600 - SO, UH, SOMEBODY JACKED MY RIDE, 179 00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:02,353 SO I HAD TO HOOF IT ALL THE WAY BACK HERE. 180 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,898 YOU HUNGRY? I GOT THE MUNCHIES SOMETHIN' FIERCE. 181 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:07,358 - I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 182 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:11,612 - OKEY DOKEY. MI BAT CAVE ES SU BAT CAVE. 183 00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:12,738 LATER. 184 00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,156 - IS IT JUST ME, 185 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:16,951 OR HAS THAT GUY BEEN MAKING TOO MANY TACKLES 186 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,203 WITHOUT HIS HELMET? 187 00:10:21,247 --> 00:10:23,165 - WOW. 188 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:25,709 NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY'VE BEEN INSIDE THE BAT CAVE. 189 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:29,296 - THAT'S BECAUSE TRESPASSING IS AGAINST THE LAW, PUNK. 190 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:32,216 - UNH! UHH. 191 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,551 [GASPS] 192 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,386 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE BAT CAVE? 193 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,304 ARE YOU THE ONE WHO STOLE MY CAR? 194 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,348 'CAUSE NOBODY STEALS MY CAR! 195 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:42,101 - YOU DROVE ME HERE IN THE BAT MOBILE, REMEMBER? 196 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,853 AAH! UNH. 197 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:48,774 - WHAT HAPPENED TO "MI BAT CAVE ES SU BAT CAVE"? 198 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:52,194 - BACK OFF. 199 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,947 - UNH! UHH. 200 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:57,241 - HOW DID WE DO THAT? 201 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,742 - [GROWLS] 202 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,370 SO YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH, HUH? 203 00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:03,789 - [WHIMPERS] - UH, NO, THANK YOU. 204 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:07,251 - CEASE THESE HOSTILITIES. 205 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,795 - WHO ARE YOU? 206 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,172 - I'M BATMAN. 207 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,090 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. I'M BATMAN. 208 00:11:13,299 --> 00:11:16,468 - NUH-UH, DUDES. I'M BATMAN. 209 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:20,306 [SCANNER BEEPING] 210 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:23,851 - [GROWLING] 211 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,231 - SO THE NUCLEAR BLAST AT THE LAB 212 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,358 THAT JOINED JASON AND RONNIE INTO ONE BEING 213 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,444 EVIDENTLY ALSO SEPARATED US INTO 3 PARTS 214 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,447 REPRESENTING THE 3 BROAD ELEMENTS OF OUR PERSONALITY. 215 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,324 I AM THE LOGICAL AND EMPIRICAL ASPECT. 216 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,909 - GEEK. - QUIET. 217 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,578 - PHYSICAL BATMAN IS THE EMBODIMENT OF OUR STRENGTH. 218 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,496 - BULLY. - I'M NOT KIDDING. 219 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,916 - AND YOU REPRESENT THE, UH... 220 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:51,128 - I'M WHAT'S LEFT WITHOUT ALL THAT HEAVY PERSONAL BAGGAGE 221 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:54,006 AND SCIENCE NERD STUFF. GROOVY. 222 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:55,883 - IN OTHER WORDS, SLACKER. 223 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,344 - SHUT UP, COACH! 224 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,388 OH--OH, SORRY. 225 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,890 PRIVATE FIGHT. 226 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,351 - HE CANNOT BE A PART OF ME. 227 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,354 BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS! 228 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,522 [GROWLS] 229 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:14,318 - I WILL GET TO WORK ON FINDING A SOLUTION. 230 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,884 [BOTH GROANING] 231 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,136 - AAH! 232 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:48,602 - [GRUNTING] 233 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,766 - [SNORING] 234 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,061 - WE BELIEVE WE HAVE DISCOVERED A SOLUTION. 235 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:33,230 BY DIVERTING A PORTION OF THE UNIQUE NUCLEAR ENERGY 236 00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:35,065 THROUGH THE PROPER CONDUIT, 237 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,860 THEORETICALLY WE CAN REVERSE BOTH PARTIES' ILL FORTUNE. 238 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,737 THE ATOMIC MATRIX IS DECAYING, HOWEVER, 239 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,030 SO THERE IS A TIME FACTOR. 240 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,490 - DUDE, DID YOU SWALLOW A DICTIONARY? 241 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:47,536 - WE THINK WE FIGURED OUT HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING, BUT WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 242 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:49,413 WHERE'S THE OTHER BATMAN? 243 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,831 - [YAWNS] SPLITSVILLE. 244 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,458 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 245 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,877 - I THINK HE SAID, "I'M NOT STICKING AROUND HERE. 246 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,129 "I'VE GOT CRIMINAL SCUM TO PUNISH." 247 00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:58,922 - BUT ALL OF THE BATMEN MUST BE TOGETHER 248 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,216 FOR THE RECOMBINATION PROCESS TO BE SUCCESSFUL. 249 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,676 - WHERE DO YOU THINK HE WENT? 250 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,763 - PROBABLY WHEREVER HE COULD CRACK THE MOST SKULLS. 251 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,765 [CHUCKLES] 252 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,030 - [GROWLS] 253 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,407 LISTEN UP! 254 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:29,411 THIS IS TO ALL THE LAW-BREAKING BOTTOM FEEDERS IN HERE. 255 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,871 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, 256 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,664 AND I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU DOWN. 257 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:37,211 SO WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY, OR THE HARD WAY. 258 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,172 [ALL SHOUTING] 259 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,681 [ALL GRUNTING] 260 00:14:56,355 --> 00:15:00,109 - DUDE, THAT WOULD BE SO UNCOOL. 261 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,735 - UNH! - AHH! 262 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,154 - METHINKS MINE EYES DECEIVE ME. 263 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,697 BATMAN THRICE? 264 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,284 - SOMEBODY PLEASE DECK THIS GUY. 265 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,915 - AAH! 266 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,458 - UNH! 267 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,627 - WELCOME TO THE PARTY. 268 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:22,965 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU INSIST ON BRAWLING WITH THESE THIRD-RATE HOOLIGANS. 269 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,217 - AND YOU CALL YOURSELF BATMAN. 270 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:28,178 [VILLAINS SHOUTING] 271 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,897 [ALL GRUNTING] 272 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,114 - HOW ABOUT IT, KID? 273 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,116 - PUT ME IN, COACH. 274 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:54,913 [BOTH GRUNTING] 275 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,170 - AAH! 276 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,338 - YEAH! TEAMWORK! 277 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:06,800 [BEEPING] 278 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,679 - UNH...AAH! 279 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:16,560 - I'M GOING TO GET MY POWER BACK EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU. 280 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,689 - HELP! 281 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:33,869 - AAH! 282 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,413 [GLASS SHATTERS] 283 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:37,956 - AAH! OOF. 284 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,544 - WHERE IS HE TAKING OUR LITTLE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANDLESTICK? 285 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:43,795 - AAH! 286 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,380 - THE ENERGY SIGNATURE IS UNIQUE. 287 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,508 IT SHOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT TO TRACK. 288 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,217 - GOOD. 289 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,635 - AAH! 290 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,513 - 'CAUSE I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 291 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,474 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 292 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,811 - HUH? 293 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,606 [GROANS] WHERE ARE WE? 294 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,401 - YOU'RE THE BRAINIAC. YOU TELL ME. 295 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,279 - GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE. 296 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,739 I WANTED YOU FULLY CONSCIOUS 297 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,909 WHEN I DRAINED YOU OF THE ENERGY YOU STOLE. 298 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,954 NOW, THIS MAY TICKLE A BIT. 299 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,586 - AAH! 300 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:28,882 - WITH THIS POWER, DOUBLE X WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. 301 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,592 - THE ONLY DOUBLE XS YOU'LL SEE 302 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,762 ARE THE ONES I'M GONNA PUT OVER YOUR EYES. 303 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,347 - THE BATMEN! 304 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:39,268 YOU'LL BE THE PERFECT TEST FOR MY NEW POWER. 305 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:45,065 - WHAT? NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A TEST. 306 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,443 - IT'S GOING TO BE A BLACK DAY FOR THE DARK KNIGHTS. 307 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,404 - WHOA. DUDE GOT BIG. 308 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,532 - DOUBLE X IS FEEDING OFF THE ENERGY FLOWING INTO DOCTOR X 309 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,618 TO INCREASE HIS SIZE AND STRENGTH. 310 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,831 [ALL GRUNTING] 311 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:05,544 - DESTROYING ALL OF YOU IS GOING TO BE 3 TIMES THE FUN. 312 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,422 - DO WE UNDERSTAND THE PLAN? 313 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,631 - CAUSE PAIN. 314 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,426 - FIND THE OFF SWITCH. 315 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:17,055 [ALL GRUNTING] 316 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,645 - AAH! 317 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,024 - HEY, WE'RE GETTING OUR BODIES BACK. 318 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,986 - GOOD FOR US, BUT BETTER FOR THE BAD GUYS. 319 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,997 - BUMMER. 320 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,126 UHH. 321 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:50,172 [BOTH GRUNTING] 322 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,800 - OH, MAN. GAME OVER. 323 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,302 - NO, IT'S NOT. 324 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,304 BUT IT IS FOURTH AND LONG WITH TIME RUNNING OUT. 325 00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,390 WE CAN TAKE A KNEE, OR WE CAN GO FOR THE WIN... 326 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,225 AS A TEAM. 327 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,894 - YOU CALL THE PLAY, KID. 328 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,229 [EXPLOSION] 329 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,570 [BOTH GRUNTING] 330 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,619 - STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 331 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,454 - CALLING AN AUDIBLE. 332 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,414 - UNH! 333 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,749 LET ME OUT! 334 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,335 THE ENERGY TRANSFER IS NOT COMPLETE! 335 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,754 - YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS, RIGHT? 336 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,130 - PROBABLY. 337 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,639 [ALL GRUNTING] 338 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:45,644 - MY POWER! 339 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,772 [ENERGY HUMMING] 340 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,024 - REMEMBER US? 341 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,776 IT'S PAYBACK TIME. 342 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,862 - [GROWLS] 343 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,242 - AAH! UHN. 344 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,464 - HYAH! 345 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:27,310 - [BOTH GROANING] 346 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,187 - NO! I WON'T GO BACK 347 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,191 INTO THIS SPINELESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN. 348 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,696 AAH! 349 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,200 - WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME. YOU 3 GET IN THE CHAMBER, 350 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,870 AND I'LL USE MY POWER TO REVERSE THE PROCESS. 351 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,205 - I'LL PASS. 352 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,248 - IT SIMPLY ISN'T LOGICAL. 353 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:49,791 - SERIOUSLY? 354 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,378 - LOOK, NO ONE IS SMARTER OR MORE LOGICAL THAN SCIENCE BATMAN, 355 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,590 NO CRIME FIGHTER IS AS TOUGH AS PHYSICAL BATMAN, 356 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,341 AND WITHOUT SLACKER BATMAN'S HEART, 357 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,802 THE OTHER 2 PERSONAS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WORK TOGETHER. 358 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:04,639 THE WORLD NEEDS THE ONE AND ONLY BATMAN. 359 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,477 - NICE SPEECH, 360 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,021 BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP UP WITH THIS HERO STUFF, 361 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,856 YOU'LL NEED A NAME. 362 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,442 I GOT IT--FLAME DUDE. 363 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,818 - I'LL CONSIDER IT. 364 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,695 - THAT'S ALL I ASK. 365 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,947 [BEEPING] 366 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,538 [ENERGY HUMMING] 367 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,513 - NICE WORK, RONNIE AND JASON. 368 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,306 YOU GUYS MAKE QUITE THE TEAM. 369 00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,809 - THANKS, BUT YOU CAN CALL US... 370 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,519 FIRESTORM. 371 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,238 - FIRESTORM? YOU SURE? 372 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,657 I KINDA LIKED FLAME DUDE. 373 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,992 - OH, BROTHER. 25103

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