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NARRATOR: Previously on Batman:
The Brave and the Bold:
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[RED HOOD SCREAMS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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BATMAN:
The phase oscillator.
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A bridge to parallel Earths.
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Owlman's a parallel me.
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An evil one.
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OWLMAN:
Where you going?
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BATMAN:
To get answers.
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- Red Hood, stay down. I'm here to help.
- You're from the parallel world.
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Whoever he is,
I hope my counterpart on your world...
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...will have a chance to repay you.
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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Hands up, Batman. You're under arrest.
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BATMAN:
This is clearly a mistake.
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I'll just explain.
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Your reign of terror in Gotham
is over, freak.
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BATMAN:
Or maybe not.
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OFFICER:
Hey, uh--
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[OFFICERS COUGHING]
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OFFICER:
What? Huh?
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[OFFICER GRUNTS]
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Batman's heading west on Haney.
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[OVER RADIO] Suspect known to be
armed and very dangerous.
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BATMAN:
I return from the world of opposites...
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...only to find
my own has gone topsy-turvy.
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And according to the date,
I've been gone three weeks.
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Seems the phase oscillator does more
than simply bridge worlds.
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It warps time.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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Of course, looks like I wasn't the only one
playing dress-up on a parallel world.
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[OFFICERS GRUNTING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Welcome home, Dark Knight.
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Owlman.
You beat my fail-safe holding cell.
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A titanium alloy, seven pin, eight cam lock
with only three layers of redundancy?
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That wouldn't have stopped you.
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[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
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Since you're alive, that means you defeated
my friends and freed my enemies.
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Impressive.
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I bet you'd like the keys to your life
back now, such as it is.
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And you'd like the phase oscillator...
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...so you can go home
and prepare an invasion.
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You're a hard bat to pin down, old friend.
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Hero one second, villain the next.
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Green Arrow,
the criminal you're after isn't me.
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He's my evil double from a parallel world.
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Right.
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[BEEPING]
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[GRUNTS]
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BATMAN: I have spider holes like this all
over Gotham, built to surprise my enemies.
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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Never expected to use them
to save myself.
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Bat's knocked out two guards.
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[OVER RADIO] Blew up a lot of cash
and got away from me.
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Whatever his game is,
he's going down tonight.
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And no, O'Brian,
your assistance is not required.
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Bat's in my crosshairs.
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[GRUNTS AND SHOUTS]
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[BATMAN GRUNTS]
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And to think,
all those lectures you gave me...
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...about staying on the straight
and narrow.
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How does he do that?
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BATMAN:
No response from the car.
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Of course, Owlman stole it
and reprogrammed it.
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GREEN ARROW:
Blind alley.
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He's trapped.
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BATMAN:
So this is how it ends.
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Not in battle against criminals,
but taken clown by my own best friends.
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PLASTIC MAN:
How does he do that?
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[GRUNTING]
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MAN:
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Batman, our game was so simple.
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Brooding hero, clashing,
devil-may-care villain.
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I strap you to a drill press,
you lock me in a rubber room.
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And it's fits and giggles
until Aunt Fanny comes home.
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But if you think you can switch sides
and out-criminal the clown prince of crime...
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...it's only fair to warn you...
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...I always blow away the competition.
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Recently, business has been lousy...
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...but I'm about to make a real killing.
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[LAUGHS]
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[LAUGHING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Huh, never could take a joke.
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- But I can deliver a punchline.
- Hold the trolley.
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I don't wanna fight.
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I wanna be partners.
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Assuming you're you
and not that pointy-eared fake-in-a-cape.
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How do you know about my imposter?
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Still wound tighter than a straightjacket,
I see.
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Ah, you're the dull deal, all right.
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And as for your doppel-gangster...
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You see,
he messed with the natural order.
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Not your style at all.
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Batman, a worse threat to Gotham
than the harlequin of hate?
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Why, it's libelous, I say!
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You know it's always been my gift
to bring smiles to others.
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[LAUGHING]
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JOKER:
But inside, I'm one very sad clown.
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So crazy thought.
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You and I team against our common foe.
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Only a twisted diseased mind like yours
could think of such a plan.
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I'll deal with Owlman myself.
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You need me, Sunny Jim.
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If the new you is as good at being bad
as the old you is at being you...
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...then neither of you can
beat the other on your own, see?
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But if Owlman's another you,
he craves control.
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And who better to take down
a control freak than the nemesis of order...
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...the clown prince of chaos, moi.
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Just think about how many times
I've nearly punched your ticket.
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BATMAN: The clown's crazy,
but he's onto something.
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Adding an unexpected element to the mix
could tip things in my favor.
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PLASTIC MAN:
Found him.
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And he's not alone.
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So shall we take your car...
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...or mine?
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[JOKER LAUGHS
AND CAR HORN HONKS]
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That's the clown's car. Stop it.
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So how we doing?
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Did we get them?
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You're an idiot.
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BATMAN: We need to go somewhere safe
to figure out our next move.
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But Owlman has the Batmobile.
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[CAR APPROACHING]
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Stop.
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Good thing I keep a spare.
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We'll make the bestest team ever.
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Joker and Batman.
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Fine, Batman and Joker. Take top billing.
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Why is it always me compromising
for the sake of the act?
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Joker, if we're going to work together,
I need your word you won't hurt anyone.
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Hmm, not really me, but what the heck.
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I'm in. Put her there.
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Oopsy-Batsy, old habits.
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Speaking of old,
they don't build 'em like this anymore.
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- So, what's this one do?
- Don't touch that.
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- What's this do?
- Don't touch that.
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- What's this one do?
- Don't touch that.
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Oh, shiny. What does this one do?
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You really don't wanna touch that.
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[SNORING]
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Told you not to touch it.
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[GAS HISSING]
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[JOKER GROANS]
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[BATS SCREECHING]
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My, what big ears you have.
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Jiminy Christmas, the Batcave!
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[JOKER GASPS]
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Look at all your toys!
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[JOKER GASPS]
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Oh, an entire wing, pour moi?
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I knew you cared.
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[GROWLING]
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We need to find a pattern,
deduce Owlman's next target.
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I combed through Owlman's files,
he searched mine.
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Which means Owlman knows
every hero's weakness.
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What? I'm helping.
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BATMAN:
I keep detailed files on my friends.
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Methods to neutralize them in case any
of us ever fall under a criminal's control.
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Huh?
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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BATMAN: I never dreamed my precautions
would fall into the wrong hands.
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Evil hands.
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Well, Joker, you ready to do this?
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To the Batmobile.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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Ooh, what's this one do?
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[GAS HISSES]
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[JOKER SNORING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Sensing a lack of trust, Batsy.
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I get it. We don't play well with others,
so end of the clay...
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...neither of us can count on anyone
but ourselves.
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Arrow? Beetle? Anyone copy?
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I read you, Bats.
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You two clowns ready
to pay your debt to society...
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...earn a fresh start and a clean slate?
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BATMAN [OVER RADIO] :
O'Brian, you're in danger.
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Stay put. I'm coming to you.
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Nice try, Batman.
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Even you can't get the drop on me
three times in one clay.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SHIVERING]
How does he do that?
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I hope you're hung“!-
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You're about to be served
a heaping double-dip of justice.
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Remember our deal, Joker.
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[GRUNTING]
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OWLMAN: Hey, I got the heroes off
your back. How about a little gratitude?
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Say, a phase oscillator, perhaps?
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Not feeling very gracious right now.
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[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
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So not hurt anyone, hmm.
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Too toxic. Too stabby. Too fruity.
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Say, where's my"?
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[BAZOOKA BEEPING]
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The real one will move.
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He always does.
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[GROANING]
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Ha, ha, oopsie.
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[GRUNTS]
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[CAR APPROACHING]
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[GROANS]
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Joker?
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How absolutely exhilarating.
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I could get used to this hero stuff.
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Besides,
nobody kills my wingman but me.
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OWLMAN [OVER RADIO] :
We all know how this works.
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A fair trade.
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Your buddies for my phase oscillator.
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Everyone goes home happy.
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Listen, you creep in Bat's clothing,
we don't make deals with criminal scum.
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Don't touch my radio.
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We don't make deals with criminal scum,
usually.
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Don't care about your friends? Fine.
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How about the man in the street?
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Brake, choke, throttle.
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Ooh, my kind of fun.
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[SCREAMS]
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Please, don't hurt me, Batman.
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[LAUGHING]
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Huh?
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[GRENADES BEEPING]
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[GROANS]
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Clownface saved me.
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Oh, watch out, Clownface. It's Batman.
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It's okay, kiddo. Bat-breath's with me.
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Bye-bye, Clownface.
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Fess up, Bats.
What made you take a chance on me?
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RED HOOD:
Whoever he is...
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...I hope my counterpart on your world
will have a chance to repay you.
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Something a friend said.
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OWLMAN: Gentlemen, I hope
you're enjoying your accommodations.
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Each was tailored to your special needs.
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[AQUAMAN GROANS]
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Five more minutes under that lamp,
Aquaman, and you'll be fish jerky.
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[PLASTIC MAN GRUNTING]
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Hope you like taffy, Plastic Man.
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You're about to become it.
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My own invention, Blue Beetle.
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Heroes check in,
but they don't check out.
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Atom, at your size...
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...a hit from a single lead particle
will be like a direct shot from a cannonball.
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Speaking of shots...
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Yeah, okay, I get it.
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OWLMAN: When this magnet
tears you apart, Red Tornado...
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...Clock King will get a chance
to see what makes you tick.
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BATMAN:
So you recruited these venomous vipers...
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...to help you with your diabolical scheme.
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Of course, Batman.
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Seems they wanted to see
all of you iced too.
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So I repeat, give me the phase oscillator
or the heroes die.
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And you lose your only ticket home.
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[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
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OWLMAN:
Time out.
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Since Batman's being such a spoilsport,
Joker, maybe you'll wanna play along.
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I knew you were coming,
so I planned a surprise just for you.
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[MACHINE BUZZES]
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Your very own trap, primed and ready
for Batman, if you're interested.
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Joker?
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Oh, Bat-buddy, we shared some laughs...
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...and I really gave the hero thing
the old clown-college try.
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But it's just not me.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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Oh, what fun.
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[GRUNTING]
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Wormholes? Wormholes.
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So that's how he does it.
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[GRUNTS]
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I'll be taking what's mine now.
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When I return with my friends,
we'll take everything else.
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Well, finally a Batman
who's in on the joke.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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BATMAN:
I knew you'd betray me, Joker.
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You said it.
In the end, I'd have to count on myself.
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So in the split second I was gone,
I spent a week visiting parallel Earths.
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Traveling alone is a great way
to get in touch with yourself.
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In fact, I really bonded with me,
myself and I.
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Shall we?
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[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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PLASTIC MAN:
Excuse me.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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Out of the way, you giggling ghoul.
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JOKER:
No way, Bat-fake.
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He's mine. It's my destiny
to take out the caped crusader.
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[MACHINE BUZZES]
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Drat.
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BATMAN:
Funny thing about wild cards, Joker.
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You never know which way they'll fall.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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You know I'll be back somehow
to even the score, Batman.
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And you know
I'll take you down every time.
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[OWLMAN GRUNTS]
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If you ever need anything,
you know where to find me.
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Psst.
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Bats, based on this little adventure...
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...if you weren't the stalwart hero
and I wasn't the homicidal maniac...
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...we could've been friends.
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BATMAN:
Thanks to the Red Hood...
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...I know that somewhere inside the Joker
there is a decent man.
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But next time, Batman,
I'll have the trump card.
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The clown prince of crime
will have the final laugh.
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[LAUGHING]
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BATMAN:
Or maybe not.
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