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I'm so scared, but I have to do this.
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I've tried my whole life to be good for
other people, but now it's my time to
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grab. Before my clock runs out. Before
the ticker stops and there's nothing
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but the gray. The indeterminate. The
unfulfilled.
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What is this?
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This program, as Serena calls it.
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How did it start?
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Is it as old as me?
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Dear God, I feel my age everywhere.
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On every magazine cover and every
mirror.
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This girl, this stranger's daughter.
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Will she want to meet me when she sees
me? Or will she see me as the old,
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desperate woman that I am and beg her
mother to take her home?
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Will she hold me?
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Touch my face?
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Smooth my hair?
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Tell me it's okay and not to worry?
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Tell me I'm beautiful?
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So I can finally say it about myself?
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I want that.
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I want that more than sex, more than
anything.
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I just want to say I'm beautiful again.
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They're here.
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It's okay, Mom.
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You look beautiful.
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They're here.
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My name is Diane, and this is my
daughter Lydia.
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Hi, I'm Marina, and this is my daughter
Serena.
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Hi. Hello.
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Well, I'd love to tell you about myself,
if you don't mind. Sure.
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I have been a real estate agent for
about 15 years, and I run the Calabasas
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chapter of the Mother -Daughter Exchange
Club.
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I have been a lesbian probably my whole
entire life, as long as I can remember.
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And I had Lydia here through a sperm
donor.
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That was a lot of fun.
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Well, I guess I should ask how this club
got started, actually.
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I think it would be better if I let
Penelope explain this to you.
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Who is Penelope?
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I am.
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Hi. Hi.
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I'm Misty Marina.
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Welcome to MDEC.
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Thank you. So nice to meet you.
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I'm the head of the West Coast Chapter
of Mother Daughter Exchange Club.
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You seem a little nervous.
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Don't worry, that's completely normal.
When I started this, I thought I was
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insane. And then I realized, this club's
a cure for anxiety, not a cause.
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With us, you'll discover freedoms you
never imagined.
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You'll discover yourself reborn.
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As she will.
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You must be Serena.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Come closer, I want to... Your daughter
is a work of
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art.
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Raina, do you mind?
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Do I mind? What?
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I don't want to stop my view.
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I don't easily like them.
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Diane, I envy you.
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You want to touch me?
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Oh, sorry, Lydia. I didn't mean to leave
you out.
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If it's okay with your mother.
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Like you have to ask.
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Thank you.
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Marina, don't be shy. You can touch
yourself, too.
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Oh, no, I'm good.
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Masturbating is just like shaking hands
with yourself.
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A wonderful introduction.
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That's adorable.
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But really, I'm good.
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All right, I understand.
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Taking it slow.
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Well, why don't you tell us a little bit
about yourself while we warm up?
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Sure.
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So I was married to my husband, Daniel,
for about 20 years.
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And I loved him, but I was not really in
love with him.
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I felt like I really couldn't be myself.
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Share my true lesbianism with him.
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Or myself, for that matter.
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I was always attracted to younger
ladies, but I could never act upon it.
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So, I was really thinking that this
whole club thing would be my last
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really find myself.
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Well, you just have to believe it in
yourself.
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It's not a dirty thing.
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It's a good thing.
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The club just had the way of making that
happen.
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So how did the mother -daughter exchange
thing start?
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That's a long story. One that should
probably be told later.
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Diane looks a little hot to trot.
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It's okay.
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Tell it.
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That story always keeps my pilot light
going.
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Well...
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These two mothers, they kidnapped each
other's daughters.
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Sorry, they did what?
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Well, they were the best of friends, but
then soon became mortal enemies.
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They took each other's daughters.
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And months later, when it was time to do
the exchange...
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How's she going to take it?
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I don't know. I mean, she's your mother.
You know her better than I do.
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She was your partner.
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That was years ago. I mean, she hates
me.
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She kidnapped my daughter.
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Then you kidnapped hers.
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Lucky me.
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This might be the last time I'm going to
see you.
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Come on.
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Deborah's not going to shoot us. I
mean...
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She'll be angry. She'll be pissed,
but... She'll be more than pissed.
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So if it is, I want more than a goodbye
kiss to say goodbye.
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What kind of more were you thinking
about?
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Yeah.
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Are they here finally?
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Not that it hasn't been fun.
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In your house, it sucks.
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It's not fun.
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I look crazy.
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I'll fuck that crazy right out of you.
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You're a cocktease, you.
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You know that?
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I kidnapped you months ago.
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If you were going to fuck me, you would
have done it by now.
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So shut up about that, you cocktease.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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The comment.
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See you.
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Boom.
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Hmm.
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No.
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um cool
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Hmm.
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You kidnapped my daughter.
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You slut.
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What? You kidnapped my daughter.
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You kidnapped my best.
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Mom? Hello?
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Not now, Tracy. Can't you see your
mother's talking to a giant whore?
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You're the whore. You let her kidnap me.
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She probably didn't even notice I was
gone like a week.
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Tracy, not now. Can't you wait till we
get home to start attacking me? Now you
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listen, Debra.
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No, you listen.
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You're the fucking whore.
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Deborah has been a better mother to me
as a kidnapper than you ever were as a
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real mom.
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Oh, is that so?
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Yeah, and we're in love.
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Really now?
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Like you care.
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It'll be okay.
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I mean, your mom loves me.
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What?
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Well,
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it was going to be a surprise.
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What surprise?
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We're in wedding rings?
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Surprise.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God.
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Mommy, are you okay?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, this can't be happening.
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Well, it happens.
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I mean, we started hanging out.
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We started bunting.
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And this just happened. You have raised
a really amazing girl, Debra.
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Just.
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some respect.
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Are you kidding me?
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She kidnapped your daughter.
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This is your lifelong enemy, remember?
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Yes. Well, once upon a time ago, we were
friends.
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Best friends. We were like sisters.
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I am really sorry for all the shit
that's happened over the years.
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Stop talking.
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Simone, is this what you really want?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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I know it's a crazy situation.
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But all I want is your blessings.
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Okay, you got it. Oh, are you kidding
me? No way!
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Thank you, Mommy. I'm so happy.
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I love you, baby.
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Now, get the fuck out of here before I
change my mind.
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Grace, are you coming?
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Suck my balls, bitch.
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Whoa.
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My mom is such a bitch. I can't even
believe you. I mean, you guys kidnapped
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each other's daughters, and then now,
out of nowhere, you guys are suddenly
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friends again?
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You know, your mom's not so bad, really.
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If my daughter loves her, then maybe I
can start to love her again, too.
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Besides...
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I have an idea.
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What sort of idea?
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I don't know.
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Well, if your mum and my daughter can
love each other, then other mums and
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daughters can love each other too.
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Kind of like a thing.
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I don't know, maybe like a program.
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An exchange program.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know.
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It's just an idea.
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Anyway, when are you going to go home?
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I'm never going home to that bitch.
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I'm sticking with you.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
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You gave me an idea.
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I think it's about time I showed you all
that fucking tea.
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I'm not coxies now.
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I know.
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Warms up quickly.
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Thank you.
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I like that.
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Thank you, Lord.
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the teeth now
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Amen.
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Alright.
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I hope you like it.
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You do good.
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That's really fascinating.
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How did you get involved?
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I'm sorry, but I think story time's
over.
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I think it's time we induct our newest
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member.
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Lydia?
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Would you do the honors?
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Thought you'd never ask.
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What would my husband think?
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I feel like I'm whoring out my little
girl.
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I mean, he dies, and what, this is the
legacy I leave to him?
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I really can't believe I'm doing this.
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How many mothers and daughters have you
and your mother done this with?
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It's hard to lose track after a while.
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Thank you.
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Moan in her pussy.
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Moan in her pussy. Make it vibrate.
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Sing a song in there.
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Wet little panties.
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Look at that. She's so juicy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, right there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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There we go.
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See all that pretty hair.
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His face, that young face.
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Yeah, there we go.
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Yeah, now I can see a pretty face.
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That's what I want.
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Oh, yeah
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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This puts me off.
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I want some of that. I want some of that
kiss.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God.
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Just like that.
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Just like that. It happened.
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I happened.
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Hello, beautiful.
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How are you feeling?
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Amazing. Thank you.
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No, thank you.
270
01:54:55,560 --> 01:54:57,140
Your daughter's a beautiful woman.
271
01:54:57,800 --> 01:54:59,220
Thanks for letting me enjoy her.
272
01:54:59,640 --> 01:55:00,640
My pleasure.
273
01:55:01,820 --> 01:55:02,820
Ditto.
274
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:05,700
So, do you have a daughter?
275
01:55:06,580 --> 01:55:08,180
Yeah. Would you like to meet her?
276
01:55:09,940 --> 01:55:11,720
Well, she's as beautiful as you.
277
01:55:12,620 --> 01:55:13,940
All daughters are beautiful.
278
01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:16,120
All mothers are, too.
279
01:55:17,180 --> 01:55:18,200
I'll drink to that.
280
01:55:27,630 --> 01:55:31,510
I know I should feel disgusting,
depraved, and immoral.
281
01:55:32,230 --> 01:55:33,370
But I don't.
282
01:55:34,990 --> 01:55:35,990
I'm beautiful.
283
01:55:37,070 --> 01:55:38,510
And so are you.
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