All language subtitles for ep24mother_daughterexchangeclub_24_2012

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Maddie. How are you doing today?

Good. Can we have a serious
conversation?

Serious? There's something wrong?

Well, no, nothing's wrong, but I've been
trying to find the best way to

tell you this, but I think I'm gay.

Well, how long have you known about
this?

Well, since...

I was 16.

16?

I've been doing a lot of research on
sites like MDEC and... Why haven't you

told me about this sooner?

Well, I wasn't sure. And now that I
know, I was just trying to find the best

to tell you.

Okay, MDEC, netskirts .com type thing?
Yeah, it's like that.

I met this lady named Maggie, and we've
been exchanging messages through the

website. And I think I want to meet her.

You mean?

Yeah, I want to meet her.

Would it be okay if I brought her here?

You want to bring her here to our home?

Well, yeah, I would like for you to meet
her. I mean, I could either bring her

here or take her to a hotel room.

So you're giving me an ultimatum?

Alyssa was actually very busy in high
school, weren't you?

Yeah, I was really huge into sports. I
guess I'd take after my dad on that side

of the family.

No, you didn't take after me.

What is that?

I think I got the books from you, Mom.

But no, I started off with baseball. I
was doing that for about a year in the

outfield. Pretty good at it, but I
desperately wanted to be inland, and

would not give it to me. So I took off
to go to, I think it was wrestling next

for about two years. That was fun. I
didn't quite place in the second season,

I gave up on that one.

Defeated ego.

And I think I finished up with a year of
track.

Oh, and you did. Oh, yeah. It was the
11th grade basketball team. We did the

halftime shows for them. It was pretty
fun.

Maddie, she basically since freshman
year went on a roll. Perfect attendance.

Three days.

Wow. Editor, the yearbook, paper,
everything. She's just been the perfect

daughter.

Wow. Seems like you're not going to have
any trouble getting into college.

I hope my hard work pays off.

I'm sure it will. Yeah.

I probably should have focused more on
the book side of it, I guess.

So, sorry for bothering, but what does
your husband do for a living?

My husband, well, Maddie and Lila, my
husband lost their father two years ago.

I'm so sorry. I didn't know. I should
have told you, sweetie. I'm sorry.

It's okay. I hope I didn't offend you
guys.

No, no. It's quite all right. It's two
years.

We've moved on, you know.

Most importantly, you know, just...
Getting married at school and getting

into a good college.

So are you, are you seeing anybody?

No, she's not, but it's about that time.

Right, Mom?

Uh, if you say so, Maddie.

So, this kind of makes me uncomfortable.

Maybe we should go somewhere else.

Oh, okay.

All right, well, we'll see you in a
little bit. I'll be here.

Sorry. Me too.

You get what you get, right?

I guess.

This bed looks so you.

Right?

Cute.

Your mother looked a little
uncomfortable down there, to say the

Yeah, don't worry about her.

I just pulled her a few days ago.

Oh. Yeah.

She having a hard time with it?

It hasn't been easy, but I think she'll
come around.

Hmm.

Well, why don't we let them get on with
some kind of conversation, and we'll

just have fun.

I think that's a good idea.

I have a good idea.

I'm up in your bed.

I have to always take my skirt with me.

It's the best thing in my life.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Do you want the chair?

Um, I'm gonna go out with them and get a
cup of wine and then I'll be back then.

Okay.

Bye. So long.

Bye. I hope to meet you again soon. It
was a real pleasure.

It was nice meeting you, Alyssa.

We will soon.

Come in.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Maddie. How are you doing, honey?
I'm good.

How was your day?

Awesome. Yeah?

Yeah.

I've been having a really good time with
Maggie.

Good. I just want you to be happy.

I am.

Well, that's good.

I want you to be happy, too.

Anytime.

Well, I think I have someone that's kind
of interested in you, Mom.

I don't know.

Possibly.

Well, I just don't want you to be old
and lonely.

That's not going to happen, Maddie.

So you'll try it?

Sure.

We'll see.

Can you come in here, honey?

Hi, Alyssa.

Remember me telling you I really liked
visiting with you last time?

Yeah. I hoped we'd see each other soon.

Yeah? I, um... I was trying to say a
little bit more than what I actually

But I wasn't sure if you understood.

Uh, no, I don't think I did.

Well, I was hoping... I'm sorry. I was
hoping I

could possibly help you out with your
loneliness.

I don't know.

I mean, I'm very happy for Maddie and
Maggie.

But what's wrong?

I think you should try.

I promise it won't hurt you.

I don't know.

What's holding you back?

Haven't been with anyone for a long
time.

Give me a shot.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Aww.

Thank you.

Wow, you guys really went all out.

You know, we could have just met at a
bar.

Oh, we love cooking. And, you know, a
bar right now in her condition.

I think this is probably. Probably
should be drinking.

Yeah, no, this is better.

I didn't think she had to drink. I just
thought it would be, you know, maybe

more convenient. But I, you know, I am
kind of glad that you guys asked us over

here because, you know, we got out of
the house.

We're happy to have you.

Out of the house?

Yeah, I need kids to get out of the
house these days.

What's going on?

Well, I married Amanda's father four
years ago.

And right about that time is when he
discovered he had erectile dysfunction.

And when I say dysfunction, I mean no
function.

So, yeah.

A little uncomfortable.

Well, on another note, so you're her
stepmom. We have that in common.

I married her dad when she was a teen.

Yeah. Came into my life back then. You
guys seem like you have a lot in common.

You like cooking together. We do. We
love it. What kind of, what are you

cooking? Well, I saw that you like
strawberry rhubarb pie on MDEC.

So I threw some together.

And I'm going to whip up a pumpkin pie
because I love them. I just love them.

My favorite. And you're going to do your
famous green bean casserole. Love when

you make that.

Yeah. So good. But hey, since you guys
like aren't related.

It's fine to kiss each other, right?

Princess.

It's kind of weird.

Not really. You're not related. So it's
like, it's just like me kissing your

mom.

Why don't you guys kiss? I want to see
you.

Yeah, that's funny.

No. You know what? I'll tell you what.
I'll kiss her if you kiss her.

Okay, how about I French kiss my mom if
you guys are really kissed?

Princess, where do you get these ideas?

That sounds like a good idea. You should
kiss your mom. You should French kiss

your mom.

Yeah.

No, that's a peck. That is not a French
kiss. No, that's not. That does not

count. Well, we started, so now it's
your turn.

I'll peck.

That's it.

No, we want to see a real kiss between
the two of you, a real French kiss.

Come on, Mom.

Princess,

princess, honey, we'll be right back.
Excuse us for just one second.

Looks like she's in trouble.

Yeah. So what do you think we're
supposed to do with any of this stuff?

I have no idea. I have no clue.

Let's just eat it.

In here, young lady.

Sit down.

What has gotten into you?

These are new friends and you embarrass
me like that?

Honey, I'm just trying to be cool.

Being cool?

Asking him to kiss?

Kissing me like that?

Tell me we've always been able to talk.
What's happening in that head of yours?

Ever since Dad died, you've never given
me any genuine attention.

The only time we spend together is when
we're cooking.

The only reason I cook, I don't like
cooking.

I thought you liked cooking. That's why
I've been spending all that time in the

kitchen and teaching you all those
awesome meals.

Ever since Dad died, you're like... You
lock yourself in the bedroom unless you

have something to do.

And cooking in the kitchen is the only
time I get, like, to do anything with

you.

We used to, like, hang out and watch
movies and, like, snuggle in bed and

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

I know it's been hard on me, too, and I
guess I've just been a little bit

selfish in not thinking about, you know,
how the losses affected you.

I'm sorry, babe.

I guess I should be a little bit more
sensitive.

Will you hang out with me right now?

Of course I will.

I feel awful.

You know, I always try to put your
feelings first. Come here.

Come up here.

And, you know, I guess,

you know, I didn't know really how to
handle things. And I've been trying to

strong for you.

Keep things above water.

That's okay.

I didn't mean to neglect you, sweetie.

I'll think of some more things that we
can do together.

I like just hanging out in bed and
watching movies.

Yeah?

We'll do some more of that.

Sweetheart.

I just never get any attention.

Will you forgive me?

Yes.

I'll be more aware of your feelings,
sweetheart.

Yeah, well, ever since Dad died, you
don't kiss me like that anymore.

I don't?

No.

I've been so wrapped up in my own... I'm

sorry, babe.

You could do it now.

Would that make you feel better?

No.

See, you put a smile back on my face.

Oh, that's so sweet. There you go.

You know what?

What?

Since you didn't ever give me any pecks
on the lips in so long, you should make

it up to me and give me extra good
kisses.

Extra good kisses?

No, like... Like the ones you do to
Daddy.

Wow, that's a little different, sweetie.

You don't like me.

You're being silly.

Hey, come here.

I know I love you.

I know I do.

Come here.

Make you feel better.

Better? Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. When I was really little, we
used to do Eskimo kisses.

You remember that?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Mmm.

God.

Oh.

We definitely need to spend more quality
time together.

Do you think maybe Jodi and Amanda
should try this?

I don't know. It certainly worked for
us. I know I feel a whole lot closer to

you now.

Maybe you should suggest it.

Let's lay here and kiss a little while,
then I'll go.

Mom, can we just get out of here? This
is really creepy.

Shh. I'm trying to listen. Just another
minute.

This is weird.

No, it's not weird. Just let me listen
for a second. Hold on. I need to feed

baby.

I'm hungry.

This is creepy. Let's go.

I don't think we're going to get any
food here.

Okay, pumpkin, let's go. Okay, good.

Shady, that's a really good look at
that. You are a pumpkin.

Yeah.

It's starting to feel better?

Not really, it's still hurt.

Why'd you lay down here?

I'll just snuggle with you for a little
bit, okay?

No.

When I was pregnant, it always helped me
when my stomach hurt

to have an orgasm.

Really? Mm -hmm.

She thinks maybe that would help you?

Oh, I don't know.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

What do you mean, with you?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'll tell you what.

You can stop me at any time, okay?

Okay.

Are you feeling any better?

Just a little.

It's okay.

Why don't you sit up sweetie?

Let's take this off.

Yeah.

Pretty soon these are going to feed your
baby.

wow wow

It's gonna give you little kisses.

Yeah. That looks like you're feeling
better.

Not really.

Just a little bit, though.

Take your pants off, okay?

Okay.

You know they're going to shave this
when you have your baby.

No, that's okay.

Yeah.

If you don't want to.

That's okay.

If you want to.

I guess I want you to.

No.

you so much amanda i love you too i

don't think we're gonna need billy no

it might be nice to have someone in the

house to have sex with

Yeah,

it feels much better now.

Good.

Don't you lay on your side.

You know I'll always be here when you
need me

I love you too.