All language subtitles for Police Story; Monster Manor (TV Movie - 1988) (480p_24fps_H264-128kbit_AAC)

I really thought we had a situation,
knock, lock, and dead bang.

And look what happens.

Look what happens. I don't know what
you're talking about. You're a clown.

You're always clowning around.

I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, come on. Who opened that mouth? Who

always wants that? It's such a ball.

We had them apart.

I had that sucker settle down. And what?
You had to do it. Oh, God's gift to

women. You had to give this chick to one
soul. Can I help it if she wants to

flip me upside down, drain me of all my
bodily fluids? Chicks dig me, partner.

Dream on, LaBrie.

The blue plague.

That's right.

They all do.

We were lucky to get out of there alive.

You know, for now, you're the one that
totally messed up the report.

You can't even write a simple letter. I
ram -file it. I don't... I do!

You know, I'm trying to do some serious
police work. They got me saddled with

some dumb derelict. Well, you know what
you... That's slick.

What did you just say?

You heard me.

Slick? Nobody calls me that, you froggy
little squirt.

Hey! I'm gonna pretend that I didn't
hear that.

That's too late. Not to mention your
mother.

Now that hair, though.

Oh, who are you kidding with that tan?

You've opened your oversized mouth one
too many times.

I'm surprised you can even lift that.

Hey, Pardinales, wait a minute.

Surprise.

Pardinales, put that thing away.

Come on, man, it was just a joke. Put it
away.

Don't do this. My mother.

Sam. I, uh... I'm sorry. I

just can't have any witnesses.

Up and down!

Parnelli shot him! Lembree got shot!

Up and down!

Parnelli shot him! He got shot!

Okay, now that boy, that boy can run.

I think that was the best I've ever
done. I don't know. I want

to see you

two. My office.

Right now.

I can't believe you.

Look at these packages.

Eugene Partnellis.

Raymond LeBrix.

You two got anything to say for
yourselves?

It's LeBree, sir.

What?

LeBree. Grand Prix.

LeBree.

LeBree.

You know, I've got just the place for
you two jokers.

The mid -watch.

And finally, the hat.

An officer looks good with a hat on.

People don't look at your feet, your
weight, your chest.

They look at you, eye to eye, eye to eye
contact.

Now, if I take off my hat, nobody will
know I'm a policeman.

Hey, the guy so ugly his mother had a
pie pork chop around his neck just to

the dog to lick him. You should know.

Why didn't you look for it in the first
place?

No, no, more bones.

Hey, nice shooting, guys.

Congratulations,

fellas. You guys finally graduated.

Hey, hey, hey, cherry -totter angels.

Sit your butts down.

My name's Dobson.

Some of you are new to Midwatch.

I've seen your ratings and your
packages.

You probably enjoyed the cushy details.

Handing out parking violations.

Maybe even a speeding ticket.

Real crime fighting.

But now you're on the watch nobody
wants.

The one where citizens get hot under the
collar.

Rip off whatever they can get their
hands on.

And they're not beyond blowing each
other or you up for the hell of it.

The fun time.

I hear you can't cut it.

I got a proposition for you.

Go out, bust some bad guys.

Bring me some numbers.

I'll leave you alone.

Do some real police work, and I'll back
you up down the line.

And one thing.

You step on your stick out there, tell
me.

Tell me the truth.

You come clean with me so I can ask the
right questions and cover you.

Now, get the hell out of here.

Oh,

would you look at this.

Now she looks mean.

I could just sort of silver tongue her.
Oh, come on. Can't you ever stop?

Can I help it if she wants to flip me
upside down and drain me of all my

And you're saddled with a dumb downer,
right?

There she goes into the dope capital of
the world.

And look who's here.

TZ. I'd love to nail him.

King of the after -school special.

I wonder what he's up to.

Evening, bye.

Why not?

This way.

Show off.

Serious police work.

Where did you come from, huh?

I'm dying.

Where is he?

It wasn't TZ.

So let's bust him.

What for?

For breaking my leg.

Wasn't his fault, Lick.

Uh, you're owning a talent.

Now maybe next time we'll call for
backup.

I'm gonna get him. I am gonna bust T .V.
Not on foot, you're not.

Oh, God.

It's 2 -8 -35, see the woman, 1986,
Ingerwood, possible 9 -21.

1986,

Ingerwood, not again.

935, that's a Roger.

Again, my better judgment.

Your mother called again?

The 99th time?

Now, sure, you're all right. I wouldn't
want you to get involved in anything too

dangerous, especially the condition
you're in. Would you stow it?

Hello,

Mary.

No one calls me Mary.

Oh. But we're old friends.

You're a nice boy.

All right, what seems to be the trouble?

They're over there again.

They?

They are.

Next door.

All right, we're going to go over and
take a look, Mary, but you stay inside

until we get back, all right?

Here's the key.

Inside.

You chase them away and tell them never
to come back.

She's totally thinking.

She's not so bad, just a little scared
and a little crazy.

You're not going in there. Check the
back, will you?

Maybe I should diagonally deploy.

They're gone, Mary.

Oh, good.

I'm so relieved.

You know, you ought to rent that place
out, and then you wouldn't have to

What a wonderful idea.

Do you know anyone who would want to?

A couple of beautiful boys. That would
be perfect.

That would be unlikely.

We'll keep our eye out for someone. Good
night, Mary.

I

think

there's a fight going on in that
restaurant.

2 -8 -3 -5, we got a 4 -15, Mann,
Rimpar, and Corral.

Put your mop at me.

I don't want to serve you. Over easy and
toast.

Right toast.

Hey, hey, hey, big fella. Put the mop
down.

You got to help me out here.

Put the mop down.

He wants to see the color of my money
before I get any service.

I said down.

Whose side are you on?

He got no money. He takes my mop.

You can have your mop back. We'll take
him.

Muchisimas gracias.

All right, hands on the counter.

You know, you get the easy part of this
every time.

Officer Labrievo.

Wise guy, great.

At least he pronounced it right. What's
your name?

Mike. Where do you live, Mike?

Around the area.

I think what we've got here is a little
more than a simple HBD.

Sounds serious, all right.

Hey, come on, come on, a little
drinking.

What?

How much would it take to cut me loose?

Huh? You've got no dinero, remember,
Mike? And you just attempted to bribe an

officer.

I used to be a cop.

Right. My grandmother used to fly B
-52s. I was.

All right, Slick, let's hear it. What's
code seven? Lunch. Code four.

No further assistance necessary.

C -clamp.

It's illegal.

Bar arm?

What your partner did to me.

Where's home, Mike?

You can't take me home.

It depends on where I live.

You couldn't spare $20.

Get out of here.

Counting down.

Five more minutes, we can take one
right, one left, and hit that station

legitimately. Kiss this eight hours
goodbye.

God bless it.

Chalk up our first mid -watch, huh?

Did you see that violation?

She just ripped through that stop sign.

She just dribbled through that stop
sign. Definite code three. I'm hitting

red. After the smile.

There's no stopping you. Just hit the
red and check the technique.

Huh?

I'm going to need to see your driver's
license, miss.

Were we speeding, officer?

You girls must be stewardesses.

Flight attendant.

We're in from Houston, the last flight.

Those are nice uniforms.

It's hopeless. I can never find anything
in here.

Well, uh... Now, that's a problem
because you're required to have one

need to know your name and address.

My name's Mary Beth Henson.

phone number?

You mean you're not going to arrest us?

No, no, that's not exactly what we had
in mind.

Oh. Well then.

Don't you guys ever quit?

A couple of cops doing our job.

I'm late.

You're late.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I thought midwife was over, too.

It is.

Well, it's supposed to be. We were kind
of shorthanded and had a little run -in.

What happened?

No, no, look.

Don't come near me. It was some turkeys.
They threw a couple of liquor bottles

at us, hit Ray, and he's lucky to be
okay.

But a couple of them broke, and I smell
like a spill.

You smell more like perfume.

Well, here's one of those after dinner
liqueurs.

Oh.

Anyway, I had to do all the reports
myself.

It took forever, and I'm sorry. I should
have called.

Are you sure you're all right?

I mean, I'm fine, yeah.

It's, you know...

What, a shower, breakfast, some sleep?
Yeah.

Well, I'm making eggs. You want some?

You have time?

Sort of.

Oh, look, honey, forget about it, all
right?

You go on ahead, and I'll see you
tonight.

Honey, I'll make breakfast, okay?

Yeah, that's okay. That's fine. Yeah.

feed you.

Give me a break, will you? You know too
much.

Come on, bag.

It's all ready, bud. I gotta go.

What happened to your back?

My back?

Your lovely, lying, scratched back.

The dog did it.

I'm so glad you made the decision to
move in and protect me.

A nice boy like you.

That seemed like a good idea.

And I didn't have much choice.

Now, would $100 be too much?

I really should check with my lawyer.
No, no.

I can swing it.

Well, you be careful now.

Don't let them get you. I'll protect us
both, Mary.

Oh, good.

Are you sure there aren't any other boys
who would like to move in?

It's a big house.

I doubt it.

I really want to be alone.

So anyway, this is the truth.

Two guys, black and white, going down
the street.

No one's hooking me. No one's coming at
me. No,

no, no.

I'm trying to find my car.

Don't believe me. You go.

Oh, God.

If you don't believe me, I won't blow
your ass.

Why so blue?

Libri mentioned that you're

rattling around this big old house. I
was just thinking maybe I could bring my

stump over and squat for a couple days.
What do you think?

One day. One day tops.

When I say the words, do you hear them?

Hello?

What?

Mike, give us everything you've got!

Come on, come on, come on!

Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on, come on,
come on, come on!

Anybody back there?

Come on!

What, is this all? This can't be all!

Hey, man, it's the... Hey, wait a
minute! That's my cash register!

My...

Register! December!

Hey!

Come on, let's go, let's go!

You told me to put my name in there,
Dale! No, I didn't, I did not!

All units in the facility of 21130 and
211 in progress.

Silent alarm.

Your call is calling.

Hi. Yeah!

Yeah! This one's mine!

2828, that's Roger.

211?

2835, that's Roger. This one's mine, you
call him, you tell him! You tell him

this one's mine!

I'm ready.

man it's you not me it is too it's you
where are we dale i don't know where

we're going just get us out of here what
do you think two patties one in

stocking i think that's our boys

that's definitely our boys wait a minute
i

don't like being caboose

news for you, sweetheart. They're not
approaching Rimpar anymore.

Let's boogie our own way.

You keep being horrible.

What are you talking about?

They ought to sell tickets. I tell you
what, let's just wait here and see what

happens. 217 suspects are in green
Mustang.

License plate Mary, Ocean John, 217.
Heading east on 29th.

Correction, south on Manchester.

Your call is 2, code 3.

26 is too soon. 27 says one way, the
wrong way. 28.

Is that...

It's not me, it's him.

It's not me!

It's both of them! What are you doing?
This is our collar. We had him in our

sights! No way! No way! Come on, we
called us in. Did you see that Indy 518?

Hey, hey, hey!

You guys want him so bad, take...

Take his weapon, too.

Oh, man, you stink!

Oh, gee, stink!

Get your hands on your head. Come on.

Ray! This is no dame. We can't hide
this.

Oh, forget the turkeys. We've damaged
one of the department's precious

This is great. Use my side of the car to
run him off the road. What happened?

We chased him for like 80 blocks.

And they finally just crashed?

That's right.

What happened to the black and white?

Whose is it?

This one?

This one's ours.

Yes, LaBrie?

We made...

Contact with the suspect's vehicle.

Yes, LaBrie?

What happened was that they were coming
in the opposite direction, and then we

sort of kind of hit them with one of
those things. Right off, yeah.

Head on?

Well, it would have been head on, but
they chickened out last minute. Boy, we

would have really popped them then.

Let me get this straight.

This was your strategy?

Yes, sir.

All right.

You'll have to fill out a 4 -5.

If you give it to me and I'll take a
look at it, but it's policy.

It has to go to Lieutenant Needles.

Thank you, Sergeant.

Thank you, Sergeant.

Oh, man, that Needles.

Days off, baby, days off. That's what
that is.

Come on, LaBrie!

That's what's going to come out of
there.

He's going to hand it to you, and he's
going to ask you to just sign your

initials.

Days off, no pay.

I mean, a headlight is three, but a
bumper, man, I don't know, that's like

minimum, total eight minimum, days off,
no pay, minimum. Would you stop?

I mean, you know, you got to learn the
rules. I mean, we all got to learn the

rules. We got to know.

You never get involved in any pursuit.

You just shoot them.

$2 ,500 of estimated damage. They did a
tight job to get away with so little.

No recourse.

Unavoidable hit. They should get days
off on principle.

Now they'll probably rack up every
vehicle this department's got.

These guys will do nothing right unless
you lay it to them.

You're blowing through intersections.
People honking their horns.

hand gestures and referring to your
ancestry and raising serious doubts

your origin and then talking about your
mind.

But I love it, you know.

Turn that thing off.

Keep it quiet in here.

Sergeant. Shut up, Libri.

You know why we carry nine millimeters
instead of 38s now?

They pack 15 rounds plus one in the
chamber.

That's right. They give you 16 chances.

But I want to talk about carrying a
second gun.

There are different ones.

They have different characteristics,
capabilities, positive, negative.

They can make a difference.

You should know them all.

Here's the magnum.

By the way, good bust on the 211
suspect.

Writes his job down the line.

Came back entirely in policy.

Now, the magnum.

Not authorized, but you should know
about it.

It's a hunk of a weapon.

Hey, hey, hey.

Careful. Here, watch.

There you go.

What's your name?

Joanne. Joanne.

You were here the other day.

I was not.

We saw you. So?

Whoa.

Looks like you got a pretty good buzz on
there.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about where is TV?

I don't know no TV.

Huh? You already been here?

Why don't we empty the pockets, okay?

I got nothing to hide.

See?

Yeah, I see. Now the arms.

Stay away from my arms.

You know, Joanne, you could be not a bad
-looking squeeze.

Clean yourself up a little bit.

I myself might even take you out to buy
you a nice steak dinner. How about that?

Let me help you with your coat. Don't
kiss it.

Fuck.

Look at that, Joanne. Those are marbles.

They're so fresh, they haven't even
scabbed yet. We hate to do it, but we

going to have to bust you.

Where's TV? He already make his drop?

If you tell us, we'll let you go free.

You ugly kid.

What are you laughing at?

Read her rights.

Ah, you silver -tongued devil.

I cannot continue to live out of the
back of my car because you think that I

not allowed west of the freeway without
visa papers.

I don't know.

Oh, come on, you're lonely.

You look lonely. I look at you, I see
lonely.

I mean, I'm great company.

I don't know.

Come on, man, think about it. Look, it
will cut your rent, okay? To what, $33 a

month?

You wouldn't want to.

You have to slow down and clean up your
act. But that's what I want to do, don't

you understand? This constant capering
is driving me to distraction.

I just need some peace and quiet.

You know the place is haunted?

No. This is me you're talking to. This
is the lean type of zine.

Don't kid me.

There are rules you'd have to follow.
Right.

This doesn't include your friends. No,
no, no, no, no, no.

You and Barney and that's it. That's it.
Nobody else from Midwatch. No, nobody

else.

Maybe.

Maybe we could try it for a month. Yes.
And we could see. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Good.

You're absolutely the last one.

Absolutely.

Is that it?

Yeah, yeah, Gene, don't worry. It's
just, you know, a couple more trucks

How many times have I asked you not to
put your feet up on the furniture?

Look, we got your rent down to $14 .40 a
month.

What more could you ask for?

Yeah, and Mrs. Hathaway loves all of us
beautiful boys. That is because she

doesn't know you.

Great.

It never stops.

Poor, poor Parnali.

All right, gotta stop.

Gotta stop.

The place was uninhabitable.

Filthy, a mess.

I move in and clean it up, and now it's
uninhabitable again. It's even worse.

That's great.

Oh, what's that?

Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but it
looks like a paddy trying to take the

off of a parking meter with an axe.

Yeah, that's what I thought, too.

Correct me again if I'm wrong, but that
looks like our good friend.

Yeah, yeah, Mike Veloce. Mike Veloce.

Hey,

Mike. Whoa.

What you doing there? Just get out of my
way.

You can't be doing that, Mike. I said
get out of my way. Whoa.

Now, there you go.

Now, that's it.

All right.

Let's go.

You got him? We're not going to be
needing the cuffs now, Mike, are we?

I know you.

Watch your head. Watch your head.

Why don't we roll on over there with
Scruggs here and take a look?

Where's mine? There's plenty to go
around.

Oh, she is some sweet -sweaty devil. I
worship her shorts. What

shorts?

I'm staring at you.

I don't know which is worse, this, um,
manor,

or one of you monsters.

I must admit, but I got my second run
and I still got a chance at the

championship.

Yeah.

What, Noli?

Oh, just a record player, yeah.

Uh... What's the matter?

Honey, I can tell... All right, all
right, all right, all right. Don't tell

okay?

Well, sure, sure we can.

Tomorrow's fine.

Yeah.

Um, why don't we make it, um...

Ten o 'clock.

Come over here.

No, that's fine. You're the one with the
car, right?

Yeah, I know you're not talking back and
forth.

Other things.

I met you, too.

Jeannie?

I was just looking.

Are you all right?

Fine.

Jeannie! Hey, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait.

I thought you said you lived alone.

I do.

One of your roomies?

Some of the guys had a party last night,
yeah.

Yeah, some party.

I thought you wanted to talk.

I did.

All right.

Then let me just put on some clothes and
we'll go have breakfast.

Sit and talk?

What do you say?

Gene, there you are. You left me all
alone.

Yes, Gene.

Well, Gene, how about it, Gene, huh?

Shove it, you, Gene.

What a great place.

Freedom.

The girl.

The independence.

The girl.

The monster man.

Stop yelling.

That's it.

Monster man.

Pop my bubble, break my hump, let me
scratch in a hound for help. I love it.

Where's my gun?

Where's my gun? I had to teach that
beauty last night some excellent

interrogation techniques.

Difficult work. Very difficult.

It's a wonder you were ever married.

This to me, I'm not taking this hat off
until you put a smile on my face. Damned

if I didn't make that girl laugh just
like that.

No wonder it didn't laugh. So right
after that, she grabs me.

Look, I don't want to hear anymore,
okay? That's it.

Two units, man with a gun in the parking
lot at 42013.

Over.

2835, copy.

and wants to know what you're doing
here.

Oh, that's nice, yeah.

Very nice.

All right, on your feet. Come on.

What do you think?

I think this calls for some excellent
interrogation technique.

Thank you.

Well? Where are you going?

Well, if it matters, and I don't think
it does, it's none of your business.

Well, you look terrific.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well?

You look terrible.

It was right there in front of me,
Jeannie. This, uh...

This kid with a shotgun, and he had me.

I mean, uh... I mean, he could have
wasted me so easy.

And I could see his eyes, and he was
just as scared as I was, and he didn't

it. See?

He didn't cap off, and, uh... And then
he got blown away.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Were you the shooter?

No.

Gene, you can't just come and go anytime
you want because stuff's not going

right for you.

Or you'll run out of floozies.

She's in there. I can smell her. I know
that.

All right, let's bust it in.

What do you want?

This is Manciano.

Where's Ricky?

He's not here.

How did you find him?

Maybe you should move more than just
down the hall next time. Ricky!

Would you like to see him?

He's a good boy.

Yeah, he might be if you'd let him. No,
come on, please!

No, please!

Listen to me. We can hum him in right
now and you know it. He's under the

influence. He's not. No, he didn't do
nothing. He is. Look at him. How old is

he, huh? He's never been in jail.

How'd you get him started on the stuff?

I tell you what, you tell us where TZ is
and we'll let him fly.

Who's TZ?

See, Helen, we gave you your chance.

I don't know where he is. All right,
then. When does he come?

You'll let Ricky go?

You tell us and we'll talk about it.

He comes, but he doesn't come regular.

There's a girl, you know, who comes
before to make sure everything's good.

What girl?

A white girl with a shiny jacket.

Joanne? She's his main squeeze.

All right.

He'll stay here. You come with us.

Come on.

He'll be taking care of her.

All right, buddy. Keep left.

That's it.

He's going to go through those doors and
into whichever one is his and go to it

again and end up in a drunk.

You got a bottle, Mike, huh?

Where is it?

There aren't any.

Oh, Mike, every good house has got a
stash somewhere, huh?

Underneath the lampshade, maybe under
the seat cushion.

We always find balloons out on the fire
escape.

Okay.

We're off the board. Terrific.

Cops.

Leave me alone, will you? Here, Mike,
whatever you say.

What happened?

How long have you been on the job?

Boy, you're just as friendly sober as
you are drunk, Mike.

Wake up, pal.

We're here to help you.

I was drunk, right?

On duty?

No, but that wasn't it.

What was it, Mike?

You're...

Look, I was the original macho guy.

You wouldn't believe it.

Muscles out to here, the wife, kids,
whole nine yards.

And I get saddled with this lady cop,
Julie, right?

This is a man's job. She couldn't carry
your load. I knew it, and I didn't want

her. Make a fool of me on the street,
right?

Boy, she...

She did her job.

She held her own. I couldn't believe it.

Tough lady.

She had this shape, you know.

All the guys used to kid her. One day my
ex -partner picked her up and he shook

her. You want to see an earthquake?

She just laughed.

I didn't.

I punched him out.

I fell for her all the way.

Left home, my wife, my kids, everything
I believed,

everything I loved, just threw it all
away.

And then Julie left me for a younger
cop.

And nothing went right after that. I
just... I was always a drinker and then

of a sudden I just was drinking like a
fish and I couldn't stop.

Wine and women.

My sad story.

Could you stop now?

If you weren't DOD, there's a chance you
can get back on the job. I mean, maybe

you should have just taken a couple days
off or something. I don't know.

We could make some calls, Mike.

Talk to the protection league.

Maybe something could be done.

If you could stay off the booze.

I'm no good as anything but a cop.

Thanks.

You're Jerry Tapavini, aren't you?

Uh, uh, I'm, yeah.

No, I know who you are.

Oh, you do? God, yes.

Officer Barbara Elton.

I guess you do know who I am. Yeah.

I know who you are, too.

You do? Yeah, yeah, I heard all about
that fight that you had with that sumo

wrestler and how you took him on.

I guess hitting Des must be pretty
boring after that, huh?

Yeah, well, you know, he almost took me.

But I got him, that big doodly. I
mean...

I mean, the other guys, they were doing
the best they could. But this guy was a

giant. I mean, he was just throwing
those guys off. He was. Boom, boom,

Like that. You know, he was splat
against the wall like dog food. I mean,

jumped on his back, right? I'm holding
on to him. I'm riding him like he's some

kind of Brahma bull. I mean, this guy
was huge.

He really was. Yes.

Aren't you one of the guys that live up
at that place?

You know, what do they call it? The
Monster Manor. I am. I am. I was the

to move in.

Well, one of the first.

Well, actually... Are all those stories
true?

I mean, even the half of them. I mean,
I've heard some pretty amazing stories.

They are true.

Every one, every night.

How did it get its name?

Oh, that.

Uh -uh.

No, no, no, no. I don't think I could
tell you that.

No, no, no. I couldn't. Not the way it
really happened.

Okay. Well... Could I see it?

The house. Yeah. I'd love to.

That'd be great.

Oh, well, I would be pleased and honored
and thrilled and delighted to ask you

to come over and I would give you a
personally guided tour.

Ma 'am.

What would be your intentions, sir?

Maharon.

You Officer Eugene Pardonals?

That's right.

And you live at 1988 Ingerwood?

Yeah, that's right.

Good. I've been looking all over for
you. I want to ask you about your

residence. You guys, come on. There's no
more room.

I don't get it.

No, forget it. Nothing.

We've heard some things about the
address.

I understand you were the first one
there, the one in charge.

In charge?

The force behind it.

Wait a minute, you guys. I'm not...

Oh, no. You're not from Internal
Affairs, are you?

No.

Then what kind of an investigation is
this?

I'm Donley.

Vice.

Vice?

They're trying to butt them out, call
massages.

They're smart. They won't go just
anywhere, and they call back to confirm

telephone numbers.

Now, your house.

Monster Manor?

We hear it's been running some of the
business.

Girls are using it in trade.

You're kidding, right?

That's crazy, all right?

It's nuts, Donnelly.

We're giving you a chance here to set
things right.

Pay a little back rent, put a little
good news in your file.

Your house.

Its address and location are a perfect
cover.

Not an apartment, not suspicious.

We'll take it over for the evening.

So the, uh... The girls will just...
Yeah, we'll be there to nail them. It's

perfect.

Okay, Sergeant.

Why not?

Why not?

This is great.

We got front row.

Let the parades begin.

Great night for the Brie to be stuck at
home, huh?

Beginning with the Grand Marshal.

Get some of these cars out of here and
down the block.

Put a couple guys in that row.

It's even better than I thought.

Where is Claude?

Is he there?

Oh, silly.

Daddy, he's in the basket.

Oh, no, silly Carrie. He can't be in the
basket.

Yes, he is. See?

How do you do it? You're right.

That rascal Claude is in the basket
again. Daddy, but it's a big deal. You

that cat always hides in the basket.

She's read that book a hundred times.

It's my turn. Read to me.

Okay, okay, I will. Let me just make one
quick phone call. I'll be right back.

In a flash, and you keep reading about
Claude.

Okay, we're ready. Let's get this show
on the road.

You'll have to vacate the premises, huh?
Come on in.

Good man, but we've been waiting for
this.

Sorry, this is a vice operation now.
Out, scram.

I'm ready.

I've been wondering how Miss Hathaway
is.

Why don't we go over there and say
hello?

Guys,

come on, come on. She's an old lady.

Hey, watch the flowers, will you?

Show a little respect, your police
officer.

Yes, we're a group of businessmen and
we're having a party and we're looking

some ladies.

A dozen at least.

We'll make use of all of them.

Ah, 1988 Ingerwood, near 11th.

We'll be waiting.

Julie, this is Raymond Labrie, Patton
Carey's dad.

Hi.

Thanks.

Listen, I was wondering if you could
come over and babysit for me. I just got

call from the station, and they need me
to come in.

So, oh.

Oh, well, have a great time.

Dad.

Yeah, no, that's fine. Thanks anyway.

Maybe next time. Thanks a lot, Julie.
Bye.

Daddy, come read to me.

Of course.

It's so nice of you boys to drop in.

Just wonderful.

Well, we don't get a chance to see you,
Mrs. Hathaway, nearly as often as we'd

like. That's right.

I saw some strange men over there
through my curtain.

That's the inspection team. They came
out to inspect us to make sure we're

living clean lives.

How ridiculous.

That's not necessary.

Of course you boys do.

Hello?

Yes, right.

We'll be waiting.

Check and double check. The broads are
coming.

I'm telling you, it's three hours tops,
Donna Marie.

All I got to do is go in and file a
report. I'm back. That's it.

Yeah, I know it's short notice.

It's a cop's life for you, huh? I mean,
just when you think you're going to

spend a quiet evening with the kids, out
of the blue comes some paperwork.

No, no, no, no, no.

That's no problem.

Thank you.

I'm off.

I think I'll go take a look and see how
the inspection team's doing.

Oh,

would you look at that.

What is it?

Let's not be too obvious, all right?

The full treatment.

Whatever you say.

Now, that's going to cost you $125.

All right? That's per.

But, um, you know, maybe we can work up
a party rate.

All right.

You're under arrest.

Let's go.

Now, you're going to regret this, and
that's going to be your law.

Yours and hers.

Aren't we getting close?

Man, would you quit fogging up the
windows?

What we need is a pair of binoculars.
Oh, I've got a pair.

Now, what are you boys looking at?

Nothing.

It's not them, is it? No, no, no, no.
They're just watching the inspection

team's methods to learn. Could I get
something to drink?

Oh, I could fix tea.

Thank you. Yes, please. Fantastic.

That's got to be it. Good night, cow
jumping over the moon. Good night, light

and the red balloon.

Good night, bears. Daddy, what's the
protagonist?

I don't know.

We'll look it up tomorrow, okay? Good
night, bears.

Good night, bears.

Good night, chairs.

Good night, kittens.

And good night, mittens.

Come on, Barney, say it, would you?

Come on, man, hurry up. You'll get your
turn.

There you

go.

It's just up ahead.

Three hours maximum.

As I am an officer of the law, you have
my word on that.

Two and a half.

Two.

You will.

Great.

I'll see you in a little while then.

Thank you.

Look, you better go in. I gotta find a
parking place. I'll be right back.

You sure?

Yeah.

Well, hurry up, okay? I hear it's not
very safe to be in there alone.

On the wings of eagles.

Oh, my God! What?

It... This can't be.

It... No.

What? No.

Well boys if I didn't know better I'd
say that's the division iceberg officer

Barbara Altoon Tell

him you've been working hard no one's
coming across with the cash and what's

gonna do about it That oughta get him
down here.

Hey and don't blow it, huh?

Can there be more

Hello, I'm Babs Altoon. I don't think I
know you.

You one of them? Do you live here?

Yes.

This place is great.

Only 20 bucks a head? What a deal.

Yeah, that is a deal, but... You're
under arrest, Babsy, for soliciting.

That's not a funny joke.

And don't call me Babsy. Cuff her. Hey,
I'm a policewoman.

Yeah, sure, sure. Put her in the back of
the restaurant. Hey, this is a...

What's the topazini up to?

He's walking up to the front door. You
told him about tonight, didn't you? I

didn't. I thought you did.

He's going to blow the whole thing
you've got. Come on.

Hey, guys.

Don't you see this?

Hey. Who are you?

Who are these guys, man?

Where's Beth? Beth!

She's one of your string. You're under
arrest.

Oh, man. Don't move. No, no, no.

You run a string on the side?

Thank you.

Hello, ladies.

Well, hello.

Who are you, the side door man?

I like that. What's your name?

Call me Red.

Hi, Red.

Call me Big.

Hiya, Big. Call me anything you want,
darling.

What's he trying to do, blow our whole
deal?

What deal?

And what about the broad? Is she with
him, too?

Where's Babs?

Where is she?

Babs? What are you doing here? Topazini
was going to show me around a little. I

think I know him.

Get me out of here. I can do that. What
about me?

What about us?

Well... Labrie!

Certainly.

Jeannie, could you hold on a minute?

Hi.

I tried to call you.

I did.

Yeah, I know it's kind of a bad thing.

You look great, Babs.

What? I mean, I've never seen you in a
dress before. How do you do that?

Well, do what?

I mean, you sit in a stinking black and
white all day and you eat the junk that

we eat and you hang out with types all
day long and you look like that.

Exercise and diet. I stay in shape.

Well, maybe you can show me how to stay
in shape.

Maybe we should just get out of here,
Ray. Well, maybe later. Maybe I should

just get myself out.

Yeah, I know it's kind of a half -ass
situation, Jeannie, but a lawyer... No!

No!

That's not what I want, Jeannie.

All right? I don't want to... There you
go.

Fine.

Here come the pimp. Tea is served.

Can't we just have that breakfast and
we'll work something out, Jeannie?

Bye.

Oh, excuse me.

Not again.

Okay, Phil, who's in charge of this
house?

I guess I am.

Well, Buster Brown, you bought my girls,
you worked them, now you're going to

pay. No, you're going to pay.

You're Sergeant Doofus.

Ralph, man, what are you doing here?

Oh, you know this guy?

Yeah, Ralph Caron. Yeah?

Yeah, Ralph Caron, D -E -A.

Right, Ralph?

What, is everybody a cop?

It only took us about six months to get
this operation put together.

Congratulations, you just flushed the
major piece of business.

You look good, Mike.

28 dry days now. Still feels like one.

And one not enough.

What did Flowers say?

Well, he says he's got the Protection
League working on it. There's still a

chance.

I may have to go to the academy again
or, I don't know, maybe sign up for some

force in Orange County.

Oh, that's tough. Think you can handle
the cushy life down there?

Hey, just give me a uniform.

No more mop swinging.

Yeah. No more parking meters. Yeah.

Maybe, uh... All right, well, I guess I
better get going.

Do they know you're coming, Mike?

I called. I said I'd stopped.

I was trying. She said she'd open the
door.

Well, if you don't get to the door,
Mike, she can't open it. Right.

Mike, get out of here.

See you guys around.

What am I running from you for?

I got nothing to hide.

My eyes are 5 .0.

We'd seen them when they were 0 .5.

Not now.

Anything else you'd like to see?

When'd you get out?

Not soon enough.

Two questions for you.

What are you doing here?

And where's your boyfriend?

Who's that?

He's nothing to me. We're looking for
him. You always are.

Can I go now?

Stay clean.

Well, another quiet day at the Stratford
Hotel.

Something's not right.

There's no buzz, but she was kinky as
hell.

Two Adam 35 requesting backup at 177
South Purchase.

Move. Solid hit.

Solid hit, baby.

What did you do?

What? This isn't funny, Ray.

Hey, you run your man down your way. I
run mine down mine. Same results.

Days off, baby.

Days off.

Libri. Babs. Yeah.

I'm sorry about your days off.

It was fun.

Worth it.

I never got a chance to thank you for
letting me out of the night.

I know I didn't seem very grateful, but
I am.

Thanks. I don't know.

Did you say grateful?

Yeah. Grateful.

How grateful?

What are your intentions, officer?

I think maybe I should personally
interrogate you.

I think you just don't quit, do you? I
think it's time for an unauthorized use

of a department vehicle.

I think... Right here?

No.

Not now. Not here.

Why?

I'm on duty.

I gotta get going.

Babs.

Beautiful day.

Indeed. Yeah. Nice day to have off.

Yeah.

I love a ball game. You know,

I got one thing to say.

If you're going to play hardball, you
got to step on your stick out there. You

better wear your hat.

So what do you guys think? You'll be all
right?

Yeah, we'll be fine. We'll be fine,
right?

Yeah, sure, sure, you guys.

We got the ice. Yeah, it's in the back,
right? You put it in the back?

Yep. That's good. That's good, isn't it?

Come

on,

have a shooter.

No, no.

No booze for this kid.

I checked the statistics.

Even in the worst case scenario, the
world has a population problem.

And I feel like I've done my share
already.

You know, just when I was going to
explain to you about women and sex. No,

no. You see, the conversation has got to
stay on a serious level.

You know, Ray,

this happened before.

You remember Big K.

Oh, come on.

She was my demise.

Yeah. Now she turned you every which way
but loose.

We managed to develop some whatever
rapport.

Oh, and then there was the red -headed
dancer. Stop, please.

I mean, if I survive this, then never
again.

Lautner, can I have more, please?

Everybody. That's it. Everybody pitch
in.

Nothing to it.

To Babs. To Babs. To Officer Altoon.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

To women everywhere.

To women everywhere.

My doctor says to me, Ray.

My doctor calls me Ray.

He says, just put some ice on it, stay
cool a couple days, and

maybe you'll be as good as new.

Maybe.

Good as new, eh?

Thanks for the ice, fellas.

What happened to you?

Oh,

how did that happen?

She did, huh?

Well,

well,

well, we've only got one skateboard,
don't we? And we've got two little

We've got to take turns, right?

How much did Dad love you guys again? I
forget.

That much.

It was just that much? Last week it was
like... That's what it was. Come here,

you.

Here's your copy.

Here's yours.

Oh.

What are we supposed to do now?

Celebrate.

Maybe it's for the best. I know. In a
lot of ways, we never got along.

It wasn't your look.

Not yours. Definitely not yours.

Not sex.

No. Not sex. Definitely not sex.

It's just you being a cop.

Loved you in your uniform I Loved you
out of your uniform

I

Love being a cop

Attention to duty for excellent,
inventive police tactics in the

apprehension of a notorious illegal
massage and prostitution.

Sergeant Quack Donnelly goes to this
department commendation.

Congratulations.

Outstanding job, Sergeant. You're all
quite proper.

As you know, commendations were handed

out today.

This watch had the best recap, the best
numbers, in fact, more than all the

others combined.

We did not, however, receive
commendations.

I personally have a bit of a problem not
seeing rewarding those who actually go

out and do the dirty work.

Wherever they are, whatever their
attitude,

however they get it done, as long as
it's righteous.

I have a little something here.

When I call your names, I'd like you to
come forward and receive the one and

only outstanding Order of the Midwell.

John Varney, David Luttner, Jerome
Topazini, Eugene

Cardinalis, Raymond Labrie.

No more sumo wrestling. No, sir.

Congratulations.

Thank you, Sergeant.

Way to go.

You must be in love.

I'm just leaving to regain my sanity.

Thank you.

It'll never last.

You'll be back.

Don't worry, fellas.

I'll stop by once in a while.

Not me.

So he thinks.

He's married. He's not dead.

I don't know