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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,540 How do I get him to notice me? 2 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:20,320 I don't really go out with guys my own age. 3 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:21,920 I find that hard to believe. 4 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:28,040 If you need any fatherly advice or just help, you know you can count on me, 5 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,060 right? 6 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:34,550 What the hell? 7 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,930 Let me be here for you. 8 00:00:47,450 --> 00:00:52,510 I don't know what it is. Young guys, they just... They don't know how to... 9 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,370 How to make love. 10 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Oh, no. 11 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:22,360 Oh, fuck. 12 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:24,600 Why did you give these to me? 13 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:27,900 I wanted you to see that I'm grown up. 14 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,500 Here they are. 15 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:41,060 I need a father figure back in my life to punish me when I've been bad. 16 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,039 Hey, Vicki. 17 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,840 I have a question for you. 18 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,839 Hi, Vicki. 19 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,960 Can I ask you something? 20 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,120 Hi, Vicki. 21 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:13,220 Oh, shit. 22 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,460 What are you doing here? Hey, Vicki. 23 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,300 Sorry to bother and come by your house. 24 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:26,820 I kind of have a problem that I was going to ask your help with. 25 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:29,000 Okay, why didn't you just ask me at school? 26 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,560 Well, I was, but it's kind of embarrassing. 27 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,700 What is it? I have shit to do. 28 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,740 Okay, well, Vicki, no offense. 29 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:46,900 but you kind of seem like the girl that kind of sleeps around a lot, especially 30 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:47,900 with older guys. 31 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,600 Are you calling me a slut? 32 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:53,100 Well, yeah, actually, but in a good way. 33 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:55,060 That's kind of what I'm here for. 34 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:58,060 Yeah? 35 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:02,020 Well, there's this guy. Oh, my God. You're trying to get laid, aren't you? 36 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:06,600 With an older guy. You are such a slut. 37 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:22,450 Don't even bother with the younger guys. They're way too fast, and they really 38 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:25,650 don't even know what they're doing anyways, so you're definitely on the 39 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:26,650 track. 40 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:30,930 Thanks, but how do I get him to notice me? 41 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:33,990 He's ignoring you, huh? 42 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:37,090 Yeah. How do you do it? 43 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:39,630 See these? 44 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:40,870 Yeah. 45 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:42,250 Girl got boobs. 46 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:44,630 Guy thinks she's all grown up. 47 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,470 He might need a little more help. 48 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,390 How? 49 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:57,150 Well, obviously he's not seeing you as a woman. 50 00:04:57,890 --> 00:05:01,250 Maybe you should take a couple pics of yourself and show him. 51 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,110 He already knows what I look like. 52 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:04,510 No, not that. 53 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:05,770 I mean this. 54 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:08,089 Nude shot. 55 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,090 What? 56 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:12,190 I don't know. 57 00:05:12,650 --> 00:05:13,730 Always works for me. 58 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:17,730 The first time I figured it out, I was interning for this accountant. 59 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,000 And I was really fucking up work -wise. 60 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,060 So this one day, I notice that even when he's getting pissed off at me, he keeps 61 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,280 staring down at my tits. 62 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,540 Finally, he storms out of the room. 63 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,780 I didn't know what that was all about, but now I have a pretty good idea. 64 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,420 Anyway, about an hour later, I get a phone call. 65 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,540 It's the big bad boss. 66 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,800 And apparently, he left his briefcase and asked me to swing it by his place. 67 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,300 Convenient, right? 68 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:46,580 Yeah. 69 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:47,860 So I go bye. 70 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,240 I gotta go, I gotta go. 71 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:53,680 Uh, yeah, okay, bye. 72 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,460 Hi, uh, thank you so much for bringing that by. 73 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,020 I really appreciate it. 74 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,320 Are you busy right now? 75 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,020 You wanna come in for a bit? 76 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:05,580 Sure. 77 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,200 You know, I was so stupid for leaving this behind. 78 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,440 Thank you. Thank you for bringing it by. 79 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:18,980 No problem. 80 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:22,480 I really apologize for the way I've been acting at work. I've just been in a lot 81 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,480 of stress lately. 82 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:24,620 I understand. 83 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:30,940 So, I really want to keep you. I'm sure a pretty girl like you has a busy 84 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:31,940 evening this evening. 85 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,640 Not really. 86 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,540 I find that hard to believe. 87 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:38,200 I kind of have this thing. 88 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,680 I don't really go out with guys my own age. 89 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,020 That I find hard to believe. 90 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:52,220 I don't know what it is. Young guys, they just, they don't know how to, how 91 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:53,220 make love. 92 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,280 Okay, I really wasn't expecting that. 93 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,580 I'm just speaking frankly. I mean, that's all right. 94 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:04,440 No, no, it's fine. I mean, come on, we're all adults here, right? 95 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,240 I've seen the way you've looked at these. 96 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,240 I don't know what you mean. 97 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,020 Of course you do, Mr. Ziegler. 98 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:36,680 Tell me, why did you rush off this afternoon? 99 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:42,560 Oh, that. Because you were looking at these, weren't you? 100 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,200 Let's see what you've done on Dana, shall we? 101 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,740 You know how to do it? You don't know how to do it, do you? 102 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,440 Pull this piece out. 103 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,900 You learned something new today, didn't you? 104 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,800 I'll sit you up in the shadow. 105 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,740 I'll sit you right there. 106 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:03,260 Now you turn around and get on your knees. 107 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,080 You having trouble with that? 108 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,720 You knew how to do that, huh? 109 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,520 Right around here. 110 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,700 He's rather pretty because he's feeding me. 111 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,020 That was a little sensitive down here, huh? 112 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,180 Come here. 113 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,520 Aww. 114 00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:12,310 Thank you. 115 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:50,770 Huh. 116 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:00,620 Whoa. 117 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,680 Try it. 118 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:03,700 Believe me. 119 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:04,960 It'll work. 120 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,420 Okay. Thanks. 121 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:09,180 Good luck, Riley. 122 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:11,400 Okay. See ya. 123 00:43:25,290 --> 00:43:26,350 Hi, Mr. Crane. 124 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:28,370 On time, as usual. 125 00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:33,710 Except tonight, I don't think we'll be needing a babysitter tonight. 126 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,650 Is everything okay? 127 00:43:40,110 --> 00:43:44,890 Mrs. Crane seems to be having one of her existential female crisis things. 128 00:43:45,270 --> 00:43:46,270 You asshole! 129 00:43:46,310 --> 00:43:49,730 Why don't you let the whole world know that we're having a fight, why don't 130 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:51,010 I am. 131 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:58,640 When women hit 40, it seems like the whole world is ending. 132 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,080 No, it's not. 133 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:03,160 It's just I realize what an asshole you are. 134 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,580 I'm really sorry that you need to hear this. 135 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:12,360 It's all right. I hope everything is okay. 136 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:13,960 Everything is not okay. 137 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:16,460 I'm sorry. 138 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,280 I didn't mean it to happen. 139 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,620 Come out that way. 140 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,720 Listen, I'll just... 141 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,560 I'll just pay you and I'll drive you home. 142 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,560 Oh, thank you, but you don't have to do that. 143 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,020 No, we hired you. We should pay you. 144 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:34,880 Taking the babysitter home. 145 00:45:56,910 --> 00:45:57,990 Well, here we are. 146 00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:01,030 Thank you, Mr. Crane. 147 00:46:03,590 --> 00:46:06,970 Listen, Riley, I'm so sorry you had to hear that. 148 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:11,470 I don't know what to say. I'm embarrassed. 149 00:46:13,410 --> 00:46:14,410 It's okay. 150 00:46:23,550 --> 00:46:24,550 $60. 151 00:46:24,930 --> 00:46:25,930 Thank you. 152 00:46:26,330 --> 00:46:27,390 Mr. Crane. Yeah. 153 00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:32,130 So, next Friday, are we still on? 154 00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:34,390 I don't know. 155 00:46:37,970 --> 00:46:39,110 I'll give your dad a call. 156 00:46:40,210 --> 00:46:41,210 Okay. 157 00:46:42,510 --> 00:46:45,650 Listen, again, I apologize. I'm really sorry about that. 158 00:46:47,050 --> 00:46:49,890 She's got some things going on. 159 00:46:51,170 --> 00:46:52,170 That's okay. 160 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,470 Can I say something? 161 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:56,840 Yeah? 162 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:04,600 I think Miss Cream is really foolish to not think that you're the most 163 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,540 sweetest, kindest person. 164 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:13,540 Okay. 165 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,020 Thanks. 166 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:16,620 You're welcome. 167 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,880 I don't know. I have something for you. 168 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Okay. 169 00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:29,140 Here you go. 170 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,140 Bye. 171 00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:34,580 Riley? 172 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,880 Riley? 173 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,120 Oh, no. 174 00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:08,580 Oh, fuck. 175 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,760 What is she doing? 176 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,320 Oh, my God. 177 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,740 Oh, my God. 178 00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:22,620 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 179 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,040 Why is this happening to me now? 180 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,420 There's copies of these. I can't have these. 181 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,100 What is she doing? 182 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,120 Riley! 183 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,640 Riley? Yeah? 184 00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:12,860 We need to talk. 185 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,300 Is your dad home? 186 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,280 No, he's not here. 187 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,578 What about your mom? 188 00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,580 No, she's gone. 189 00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:25,880 Did they leave you alone in the house? By yourself? 190 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,180 Uh, you leave me alone with your kids. 191 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,920 Listen, 192 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:39,440 um, Riley, these pictures, Riley. 193 00:49:39,930 --> 00:49:41,030 These are not appropriate. 194 00:49:42,310 --> 00:49:43,490 You don't like them? 195 00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:45,770 No, I... Yes. 196 00:49:45,990 --> 00:49:46,990 No. 197 00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:48,110 Yeah. 198 00:49:48,810 --> 00:49:49,810 Okay. 199 00:49:50,270 --> 00:49:53,150 Um... Why did you give these to me? 200 00:49:54,430 --> 00:49:56,470 I wanted you to see that I'm grown up. 201 00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:03,490 Yeah, I mean... Yeah, no, I... 202 00:50:07,950 --> 00:50:09,350 Listen, you know, I'm sorry. 203 00:50:10,770 --> 00:50:13,130 You shouldn't be doing this. 204 00:50:13,570 --> 00:50:15,250 I'm not the right audience for this. 205 00:50:16,490 --> 00:50:18,310 So you don't like them? 206 00:50:18,830 --> 00:50:21,310 No, Riley, I like them. 207 00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:23,490 I like the photos. 208 00:50:24,170 --> 00:50:25,170 Very nice. 209 00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:32,330 But... Let me help you, Mr. 210 00:50:32,570 --> 00:50:33,570 Crane. 211 00:50:33,830 --> 00:50:34,970 I'm a woman now. 212 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,660 I'm starting college next month. 213 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:41,460 Let me help you. 214 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:44,900 Let me be here for you. 215 00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:28,320 I don't want my glasses to get in the way. 216 00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:33,750 Oh. 217 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:23,280 Ugh. 218 01:22:53,110 --> 01:22:56,330 Anna. Hi, Mr. McKenna. Is Jamie home? 219 01:22:57,490 --> 01:23:00,650 She left for college yesterday. I thought everybody knew. 220 01:23:01,530 --> 01:23:02,690 Um, not. 221 01:23:03,310 --> 01:23:06,350 I mean, I had to work yesterday, so I was hoping I was safe. 222 01:23:06,710 --> 01:23:07,710 Yeah, sorry. 223 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:11,610 Yeah. Um, I just wanted to say goodbye before she left. 224 01:23:12,670 --> 01:23:15,850 Well, you know, everyone's connected by their smartphones and Twitter and away. 225 01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:17,470 I'm sure you can reach her. 226 01:23:17,850 --> 01:23:21,710 Yeah, I'm not really into that. I kind of like to say things in person. 227 01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:25,340 Kind of old -fashioned like that. Yeah, me too. 228 01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:31,400 Well... I didn't really know that you and Jamie were that good friends. 229 01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:35,660 Yeah, not real close, but, you know. 230 01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:37,060 Yeah, I know. 231 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:43,280 Um, I just want to say I'm sorry about what happened to your dad. 232 01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:45,420 I know, I know. 233 01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:48,160 I heard it's a trucking accident, right? 234 01:23:48,700 --> 01:23:51,680 Yeah, his dump truck broke down. 235 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:53,900 recline coming down on Mount Magnum Road. 236 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,440 I'm not sure you really had a chance. 237 01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:58,680 I'm really sorry. 238 01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:00,620 You must miss him a lot. 239 01:24:01,780 --> 01:24:02,780 Yeah, I do. 240 01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,760 It's been a few years. 241 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:11,680 Yeah, a void never really goes away, does it? 242 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:13,560 No. 243 01:24:15,060 --> 01:24:19,420 You know, I just want to let you know that if, I don't know, if you need any 244 01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:21,340 partly advice or... 245 01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:22,700 Just help. 246 01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:24,040 You know you can count on me, right? 247 01:24:24,820 --> 01:24:25,820 Okay. 248 01:25:43,810 --> 01:25:44,810 Mm. 249 01:25:55,850 --> 01:25:57,250 Mm. 250 01:26:00,910 --> 01:26:02,310 Mm. 251 01:26:29,340 --> 01:26:30,740 Last one. 252 01:27:17,630 --> 01:27:20,430 um um 253 01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:47,160 Thank you. 254 01:43:39,850 --> 01:43:40,850 Cheers. 255 01:44:50,280 --> 01:44:51,280 Yeah. 256 01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:01,680 Amen. 257 01:54:53,100 --> 01:54:54,280 So where are you from? 258 01:54:55,000 --> 01:54:56,000 Dallas, originally. 259 01:54:56,420 --> 01:54:57,420 Dallas. 260 01:54:57,900 --> 01:54:59,580 What brings you to California? 261 01:55:00,160 --> 01:55:01,160 Well, work. 262 01:55:01,680 --> 01:55:02,740 That's always the way it is. 263 01:55:03,740 --> 01:55:06,760 So here's the guest house, and there's a pool. 264 01:55:07,260 --> 01:55:10,320 It's not heated, but it doesn't need to be. It gets quite warm in the summer. 265 01:55:10,880 --> 01:55:14,160 And there's a barbecue right outside your door, so you're welcome to use the 266 01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:15,440 pool and the barbecue whenever you want. 267 01:55:18,360 --> 01:55:19,360 Do you like it? 268 01:55:19,800 --> 01:55:20,900 It's lovely. 269 01:55:22,060 --> 01:55:23,060 Perfect, actually. 270 01:55:24,700 --> 01:55:27,820 I'll be requiring a six -month lease. Is that a problem? 271 01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:30,120 No, no, it's not a problem at all. 272 01:55:30,800 --> 01:55:31,800 Okay. 273 01:55:33,060 --> 01:55:36,080 So, when would you like to move in? 274 01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:43,780 How about right now? 275 01:55:45,080 --> 01:55:46,080 Great. 276 01:55:47,240 --> 01:55:51,120 I just have a little paperwork for you to sign, and I need the first and last 277 01:55:51,120 --> 01:55:52,760 month in deposit. Is that cool? 278 01:55:53,620 --> 01:55:54,620 I'll go get my bags. 279 01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:56,040 Great. 280 01:56:48,300 --> 01:56:49,300 Who are you? 281 01:56:51,660 --> 01:56:52,920 I'm the new boarder. 282 01:56:54,380 --> 01:56:55,380 Figures. 283 01:57:55,980 --> 01:57:57,340 So what do you say that figures? 284 01:57:58,780 --> 01:57:59,739 Don't know. 285 01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:01,640 My mother is always renting it out. 286 01:58:02,020 --> 01:58:03,460 The older loser type. 287 01:58:04,540 --> 01:58:06,160 I think she's looking for a new husband. 288 01:58:09,360 --> 01:58:13,720 You don't believe in sugarcoating it, do you? 289 01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:15,000 No. 290 01:58:15,240 --> 01:58:16,240 Waste of time. 291 01:58:19,420 --> 01:58:21,580 So how do you know I'm some kind of loser type? 292 01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:25,540 Well, you're renting our cottage. 293 01:58:25,960 --> 01:58:26,960 Aren't you? 294 01:58:27,860 --> 01:58:29,820 And you're, what, 80? 295 01:58:32,340 --> 01:58:33,660 Uh, no. 296 01:58:33,880 --> 01:58:34,880 No, I'm not. 297 01:58:35,340 --> 01:58:37,540 Don't add the years. They come on as quickly as they do. 298 01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:44,460 Like, uh, how do you know I'm not some kind of contract hitman? 299 01:58:45,100 --> 01:58:47,020 Just, like, lay low for a while. 300 01:58:48,160 --> 01:58:49,160 You're funny. 301 01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:50,400 That's funny. 302 01:58:54,640 --> 01:58:56,440 This isn't Mexico, is it? 303 01:58:58,380 --> 01:59:00,680 If a hitman's laying low, that's where they go. 304 01:59:02,240 --> 01:59:03,920 I think you watch too many movies. 305 01:59:06,420 --> 01:59:08,460 You're funny for an old guy. 306 02:00:28,880 --> 02:00:30,540 So what's up with the old guy? 307 02:00:35,720 --> 02:00:37,200 I've rented out the cottage again. 308 02:00:38,020 --> 02:00:39,020 Mom. 309 02:00:39,420 --> 02:00:40,700 We needed the money. 310 02:00:42,000 --> 02:00:44,780 This one's an even bigger loser than the last one. 311 02:00:45,000 --> 02:00:46,000 Sophie. 312 02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:47,440 Don't be mean. 313 02:00:48,680 --> 02:00:49,680 It's true. 314 02:00:50,160 --> 02:00:53,840 That's not true. He's very nice. He just moved down from Stanford. 315 02:00:54,140 --> 02:00:56,500 He's heading up the English department at the community college. 316 02:00:57,280 --> 02:01:00,800 which, by the way, young lady, is where you're going to be going because I can't 317 02:01:00,800 --> 02:01:01,920 afford to send you to UC. 318 02:01:02,960 --> 02:01:03,960 Mom! 319 02:01:04,500 --> 02:01:06,740 Sophie, don't start with me now. 320 02:01:08,320 --> 02:01:09,540 Why do you do this? 321 02:01:11,560 --> 02:01:12,560 Sophie? 322 02:01:12,980 --> 02:01:14,920 You didn't invite him to dinner, did you? 323 02:01:16,900 --> 02:01:18,880 I was just being nice. 324 02:01:20,240 --> 02:01:21,440 You're being embarrassing. 325 02:01:22,580 --> 02:01:23,680 Go get ready for dinner. 326 02:01:24,620 --> 02:01:27,040 It'll be ready in an hour and you will be nice. 327 02:01:28,420 --> 02:01:29,420 Okay. 328 02:02:15,219 --> 02:02:19,600 This is absolutely the most wonderful meal I have ever had. 329 02:02:19,840 --> 02:02:25,760 I cannot even begin to find the words to describe it. Thank you. 330 02:02:26,140 --> 02:02:30,920 And just wait until you try the red velvet cake. 331 02:02:31,900 --> 02:02:33,120 It's amazing. 332 02:02:45,360 --> 02:02:49,480 Excuse me, I don't need to pry or anything, but what happened to Mr. 333 02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:50,720 Larson? 334 02:02:52,720 --> 02:02:57,040 Well, he took off when I was six months old. 335 02:02:58,060 --> 02:03:01,960 He just couldn't really handle it, so it's just been Sophie and I ever since. 336 02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:09,260 The story used to be that he was killed in action during Desert Storm, but he 337 02:03:09,260 --> 02:03:13,220 was never in the army, was he? He was, briefly. 338 02:03:13,960 --> 02:03:18,400 But he was discharged for medical reasons. 339 02:03:18,860 --> 02:03:19,860 Drugs! 340 02:03:22,900 --> 02:03:23,900 It's true. 341 02:03:24,280 --> 02:03:29,120 He did have a drug problem, but it was just because he had a stomach ulcer. 342 02:03:30,220 --> 02:03:33,280 You're always making excuses for him. I am not. 343 02:03:34,320 --> 02:03:39,300 Um, listen, uh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring that up. It's none of my 344 02:03:39,300 --> 02:03:40,300 business to pry. 345 02:03:41,920 --> 02:03:44,200 Oh, where was I? Yes. And salute. 346 02:03:44,540 --> 02:03:49,960 Cheers to the wonderful cook, and I'm sure her equally most wonderful 347 02:03:51,800 --> 02:03:52,800 Salute. 348 02:03:58,860 --> 02:04:00,580 Oh, I'm so full. 349 02:04:00,820 --> 02:04:01,820 I'm just going to turn in. 350 02:04:03,020 --> 02:04:05,580 But you haven't tried the red velvet cupcakes yet. 351 02:04:07,740 --> 02:04:09,880 Uh, you know what? I don't think I've got room. 352 02:04:10,120 --> 02:04:13,380 I've actually been gaining a couple pounds, so maybe I can catch up on this 353 02:04:13,380 --> 02:04:14,440 maybe tomorrow? Be great? 354 02:04:15,260 --> 02:04:16,260 Okay. Yeah. 355 02:04:16,520 --> 02:04:18,040 Well, then have a good night. Right. 356 02:04:18,400 --> 02:04:20,040 Sweet dreams. Right. Thank you. Good night. 357 02:04:25,860 --> 02:04:32,620 I can't believe you did that. 358 02:04:34,250 --> 02:04:38,310 I can't believe you threw yourself at him all night. 359 02:04:39,230 --> 02:04:41,030 I did no such thing. 360 02:04:44,730 --> 02:04:45,730 It's late. 361 02:04:46,270 --> 02:04:47,310 I'm going to bed. 362 02:04:50,970 --> 02:04:53,010 You clean up the kitchen. 363 02:06:02,730 --> 02:06:03,730 What the hell? 364 02:06:05,550 --> 02:06:06,750 This is highly inappropriate. 365 02:06:07,390 --> 02:06:08,930 Please let me stay for a few minutes. 366 02:06:10,210 --> 02:06:11,210 No, you can't. 367 02:06:12,490 --> 02:06:14,130 Everything my mom said is a lie. 368 02:06:15,230 --> 02:06:17,610 My father didn't run away when I was six months old. 369 02:06:18,770 --> 02:06:20,070 It was a few years ago. 370 02:06:21,270 --> 02:06:22,310 He was a good dad. 371 02:06:23,910 --> 02:06:25,090 They just didn't get along. 372 02:06:25,910 --> 02:06:27,430 All these arguing and everything. 373 02:06:28,350 --> 02:06:30,330 And one day he couldn't take any more and he left. 374 02:06:31,210 --> 02:06:32,210 She drove him away. 375 02:06:34,910 --> 02:06:36,210 I'm sorry to hear that. 376 02:06:36,830 --> 02:06:39,550 But this is still very inappropriate. 377 02:06:40,550 --> 02:06:41,570 Why? I like you. 378 02:06:42,230 --> 02:06:43,710 And I'm getting old, too. 379 02:06:45,310 --> 02:06:46,310 Yeah, right. 380 02:06:46,650 --> 02:06:47,650 I'm almost 20. 381 02:06:49,790 --> 02:06:50,790 Yeah. 382 02:06:52,870 --> 02:06:54,230 Stop it. It's not funny. 383 02:06:54,810 --> 02:06:55,810 Yeah. 384 02:06:56,810 --> 02:06:59,150 Yeah, you're almost 20. Like in what, two years? 385 02:06:59,850 --> 02:07:01,550 I didn't mean anything I said before. 386 02:07:02,970 --> 02:07:06,330 It's just, that's how things come out. I don't know why it just does. 387 02:07:09,190 --> 02:07:12,730 Well, maybe you need someone to teach you some manners. 388 02:07:13,890 --> 02:07:14,890 I know. 389 02:07:15,430 --> 02:07:16,810 I need someone like you. 390 02:07:24,550 --> 02:07:28,010 I've been bad, and I need a father figure back in my life. 391 02:07:28,600 --> 02:07:30,220 To punish me when I've been bad. 392 02:07:31,060 --> 02:07:33,660 And tonight, I've been very bad. 393 02:08:10,240 --> 02:08:11,680 Tease me on the fucking pool. 394 02:08:13,960 --> 02:08:14,960 Bullshit at dinner. 395 02:08:16,320 --> 02:08:18,900 This fucking little blouse, your nipple sticking out. 396 02:08:19,840 --> 02:08:20,840 Yeah. 397 02:08:26,720 --> 02:08:27,720 Yeah. 398 02:08:28,220 --> 02:08:29,220 Yeah. 399 02:08:32,580 --> 02:08:33,840 Just make it look pussy. 400 02:08:34,400 --> 02:08:37,720 Oh yeah, look at that. Stick it out there. Stick it out there. 401 02:08:41,360 --> 02:08:42,700 Not that pussy to get some fucking attention. 402 02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:29,740 Oh, yeah, that's fine. 403 02:16:45,290 --> 02:16:46,290 That's it. 404 02:21:04,970 --> 02:21:05,970 speaker. 405 02:22:47,440 --> 02:22:48,440 Huh. 406 02:27:08,140 --> 02:27:09,140 Swollen pussy. 407 02:31:45,480 --> 02:31:46,480 Amen. 408 02:39:23,720 --> 02:39:25,380 You should rather get cleaned out than go back to your room. 409 02:39:25,920 --> 02:39:27,000 Can't I stay the night? 410 02:40:51,150 --> 02:40:52,370 Real lovemaking. 411 02:40:53,130 --> 02:40:54,870 Real orgasm. 412 02:40:59,390 --> 02:41:01,010 We done. 26527

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