All language subtitles for Ep33Mother&DaughterExchangeClub 33 2014

Hey, Mom. Hi, sweetie.

So, I just got a phone with Billy's mom.

Why was Billy's mom calling you?

Well, you know he likes you and
apparently wanted to take you to the

You said no, and I'm just concerned,
honey.

Concerned about what? I didn't want to
go with him.

Well, why?

They just, they stay out too late. And I
just, I don't know. I don't want to

stay out all night with them.

Isn't that what girls here do?

Your sister.

I'm not my sister.

No, but Sally had, you know, been going
out and having a good time and enjoying

herself. Honey, I'm just concerned for
you.

I want you to be happy.

I am happy.

Can I ask you something, honey?

Have you had sex yet?

I don't want you to take it that way.

No, I haven't had sex yet.

So what?

Do you need to see the doctor, maybe?

Why would I need to see the doctor if I
don't want to have sex?

Well, do you at least? You know, other
people's parents would probably be

thanking them right now.

Well, I'm just thinking you just feel
like it's been longer than,

and I'm just concerned, and I just want
you to be happy, sweetie. I just really

just want you to be happy.

I already told you, Mom. I am happy.

Okay. Well, I guess we're not going to
get very far with this today, and that's

totally okay.

I just want the best for you.

I'll do, you know, some research on the
internet, maybe talk to some friends,

and if that's okay.

Please don't talk to your friends about
this.

I have homework to do.

Okay, sweetie. We'll talk to you later.

I love you.

Yeah, I love you too.

I totally hear you, Dana.

I'm having the same exact trouble with
Shiloh, exactly what you described with

Eva.

Her older sister had no trouble with
boys. She hit puberty and was off and

running. Boy named Billy, you know, down
the street, wants to date her, and she

seems to want to have nothing to do with
him.

I know, I just don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

That, you know, that's why we joined the
mother -daughter exchange.

Thinking that maybe, you know, I could
get support in that area. And you got

your profile suited, you know, seemed to
be the same situation as ours.

Anyway, I'm really glad that we are,
that we've been talking. And I'm really

looking forward to meeting you.
Hopefully, we can help each other help

girls.

So, if anything happens, just kind of,
you know, I don't want you to feel

pressured or anything, but...

If anything shouldn't happen, just kind
of let it happen.

Okay, Mom.

Okay? Okay.

Hi, ladies.

Hi.

You guys look cute in your jammies.

Me too.

Thanks. Yeah.

Well, it should be fun. Eva.

Yeah? I wish your mom were alive. She
would have... handled this much better

than me um just have fun okay you know
right

yeah shall we yeah um okay leave you to

it okay um oh

the there's a yeah book thanks mom

You don't have to use it.

You know, you want some ideas or
inspiration or I don't know.

Have a good time.

Okay. Don't stay up too late.

Or do.

We'll be back in the morning.

Good night.

That was awkward.

Yeah, to say the least.

I can't believe she gave us a book on
lesbian sex position.

Yeah, it seems a little inappropriate.

You can have it.

I'm not going to look at it.

Yeah. Let's put this over here.

I know.

Hmm.

Hey. Morning.

Hey ladies.

Morning.

So what did you guys do last night?

Played games.

Well, what kind of games?

Games on the phone.

Our phones.

That's it?

Looks like you can never take your
pajamas off.

No.

Mom, it's early. Do you have to do this
right now?

Okay, how about that?

You're a real mom.

Maybe... You can privately talk to Eva
and give her some advice.

Motherly advice.

I'm great with that.

Sure.

Why not?

Yeah.

Come on.

It's going to be okay.

I won't bite, I promise.

Ava's so lucky to have you.

My mom is... Totally crazy.

She just wants the best for you, you
know.

Dude, she's crazy.

Come on, just admit it. I know you think
it is.

She's a little crazy.

She is.

She's totally nuts, though. Oh, my God.
I can't live with her, man. I'm just

going crazy.

You know, I mean, that's how moms are,
you know.

That's just how moms are.

Yeah, but you're like this cool aunt.

I don't know. I wish I could live with
someone like you.

It's not always fun. It's hard.

Eva, when my sister died,

it was like all of a sudden, I have a
kid.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I want things to be cool.

I don't have those mom instincts, I
guess. I don't know.

I think you're doing a really good job.
great job.

Ava's really wonderful.

And, I don't know, she's grateful to
have you in her life.

Yeah.

She's pretty lucky to have me.

Yeah, I think so.

Very, very lucky, actually.

You cheer me up.

You cheer me up.

You guys just play games.

That's all you do.

I guess your mom really puts on the
pressure.

Yeah, tell me about it. Gosh, she is
something else.

Well, did you try anything with Eva?

No. No, honestly, I'm kind of attracted
to

her, but I don't know, I just...

Didn't feel like putting the moves on
her, I guess, because I don't know how

do that.

Yeah.

Sort of the blind leading the blind, I
guess.

Yeah, pretty much.

And, you know, I don't know what she's
thinking at all, period. She might not

even. You don't want to feel weird.

Yeah, definitely. Like, hey, my mom told
me to have sex with you.

Yeah. Right? That's so weird.

Definitely. Oh, my God.

Yeah, when you put it that way, it does
seem kind of cuckoo.

So cuckoo.

Especially when she threw that book at
us.

I think it's a pretty cool book,
actually.

I haven't even looked at it, honestly.

There's a lot of good stuff in there.

There is?

Yeah, I mean, when you're ready.

Whenever you're ready, you know. It's
worth a look.

It's natural, you know. Definitely.

Only natural.

If you want it.

I've kind of been thinking about it
lately.

I can't believe I just told you that.
I've been keeping this from my mom

forever. Well, I'm not your mom.

I'll never be like your mom.

Yeah, definitely not my mom.

I think you're cool.

You know?

You think I'm cool?

I think you're cool, you know? I think
you're cool.

You're cool.

you know when it feels right you'll know
you're a really awesome person

too so I'm kind of happy that I got to
meet you

I don't want you to be, you know...

I can't.

Last night.

Nothing that I'm feeling.

Well, I know that.

Yeah, we just, we played games and went
to bed.

Did you guys ever even look at the book?

No.

So, what do you think about Shiloh?

She's nice.

Did she say anything?

Anything about what?

Well, like boys or about her experience
level

or any, I mean any, was there any
interest? Did you feel like she thought

you know, you were?

We didn't get into that topic. We kind
of just like put the book to the side

and just kind of talked about like
school and like games.

That really surprises me.

Why? Well, because, you know, your aunt
told me that she found some lesbian

articles in your room.

So I kind of thought that maybe the
conversation would have kind of

taken that turn.

I mean, that's not something that, like,
I just bring up and talk

to everyone about.

Why?

I don't know. It's private.

So, are you a lesbian?

I mean...

I don't know.

Have you ever been with one of your
friends? Have you ever experimented with

of your friends?

No.

Boys?

No.

Why not?

I don't know. I just am, like, a little
shy, I guess. And it's just

maybe when I, like, leave this town,
it's so small.

You're afraid other people are going to
find out.

Yeah, I would rather it just be more
private, I guess.

Aren't you awful lonesome in the
meantime?

Uh, yeah, a little bit.

So, if you could have an affair and make
sure it stayed quiet,

private, or secret, would you do that?
Would you want to do that?

I think if I knew no one would find out
about it, then I would definitely be

more interested to do it. But it's such
a small town, it's scary to think of

everyone finding out.

I really understand that.

I know you don't know this about me, but
Sharla's dad and I,

we haven't been, well, intimate for the
last...

couple of years it's been a really long
time and I've been kind of lonely and

having to try different things and well

that's awkward but

you know you do if anybody found out it
would be devastating small town like

you said you can't very well be a
married woman Running around, you know.

Yeah.

Girls,

you really are pretty, though.

Thank you.

Do you like older women?

I've never kissed a girl.

I'm always kind of wondering what that
would be like.

It's probably a lot better than kissing
a man.

A lot of crap on their face and it's
civil.

Girls are soft and... Close

your eyes.

Don't close them, keep them closed.

Hmm.

Thank you.

You're ticklish.

Yes. Yes.

I know what you taste like.

Do you want to try?

Thank you.

Hmm.

Maggie, how are you? Great, how are you?
Good.

Come on in. Hi. Hi.

I'm Mia. Hi, Mia. Nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you.

Beautiful home. Thank you. Thank you.
You are so beautiful.

Thank you. So are you.

No, I'm... Please, please come in.
Thanks.

So it's been a really tough year with...

Love my daughter and her mother Sarah.

I'm so sorry.

And how did she die?

A tragic car accident. She was hit by a
drunk driver.

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry.

It was instantaneous.

Yeah, I miss her.

Yeah.

Well, uh... You sound like you're
staying busy. You're in school.

Yeah, I've been, uh...

I've been looking at some clubs to get
involved with, and I've been studying a

lot.

So it's getting preoccupied.

Yeah, I really like college.

Good. I'm doing my best to guide her in
the way that her mother would like, you

know? Yes.

Hi. This is my daughter, Misha.

Nice to meet you. Oh, hi.

This is Maggie, and this is Mia. Hi.
Nice to meet you.

I met them on the MDEC site.

Oh, okay.

Nice to meet you.

What's the MDEC site?

Well, your grandma and I were part of a
women's club.

It's an exclusive club.

Yeah, it's a club where...

Mothers and daughters get to meet each
other and talk about all kinds of things

and I actually thought it would be a
good idea for you to meet Raylene

she actually reminds me a lot of your
mum.

Don't you think? I can see that.

Yeah. I think it would be good for you
to get to know each other.

Mish, will you excuse us?

For just a little while? Yeah.

Thanks, honey.

Nice meeting you. You too.

I've just been really frustrated because
you've been dating all the wrong boys.

I know your mother wouldn't approve.

And, you know, you just pick losers one
after the other.

You know, and you should be focused.

I just thought it would be a really good
idea if you...

Maybe... Let me sit with you guys.

Yeah.

Sit here.

I mean, Sean's on the chest, he doesn't
have the best grades, but...

Well,

I'd love to spend more time with you.

I just thought it would be nice if you
tried something different.

experimented and instead of going with
all these guys and you know and you got

chance of getting pregnant and I know
that's not what your mother would want

you right now because you you know you'd
ruin your life and you need to focus on

school and getting you know your life
together but I think it might be really

good for you to be experimental and have
a relationship with a girl have you

ever thought about that?

What do you mean relationship?

Like, relations?

Um, well, by name, why don't you, uh,
why don't we just spend

more time together?

We get to know each other a little bit.

And keep you kind of away from those
boys. They're kind of

troublemakers, you know?

Really soft hands.

Thank you.

Yeah, I, uh...

I think maybe you could even stay here
if you wanted to.

Yeah, there's been some movies that I've
wanted to watch.

Maybe we can do that too.

Yeah.

I guess you guys mean a little bit

more than what I originally thought.

Yeah, I mean...

What do you think?

Never been with a woman before.

Oh.

Are you open to trying it?

I don't know if I'm ready yet. Maybe

under different circumstances.

I'm gonna go get Misha.

Okay.

Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

Well, Alicia, I was trying to get Mia to
partner with your

mom.

Well,

she's just, I don't know what to do with
you anymore.

She just insists on seeing boys that are
just total losers.

I mean, they just treat her really
badly.

They use you for sex and just, you know,
they don't even call you back.

I can't believe it.

You need to do something different, you
know, and I'm worried that she's going

to get pregnant and that would ruin her
life.

These guys are all losers and I don't
want to end up being a great

I'm going through a lot right now.

Well, yeah, I know.

We've both been going through a lot
right now.

Well, you know, meat was not so perfect
either. Remember Thanksgiving last year?

Tell them.

Tell them what happened with Jane.

My girlfriend at the time.

She wanted to give my girlfriend a
massage while she was drunk and...

And it's off.

Really? I think.

Until I taught you kissing her?

I remember that.

Must have been the booze.

Do you remember your hands across her
breasts?

Do you remember slapping you across the
face and causing a scene in front of the

entire family?

Mom, do you have to bring this up right
now?

Well, you know.

Didn't want them to think they were the
only family in the room with issues.

If you're so attracted to older women,
what do you think of Maggie?

She's pretty.

Mm -hmm.

Can you tell me if those are pantyhose
or if they're stockings?

They look like pantyhose to me. Touch
them.

I want you to feel them.

Come on guys.

Up her dress.

We'll take a look at the next one.

I'll see you watching.

Watch.

Both of you.

Why don't you give me a massage like you
did Jane on Thanksgiving?

Misha?

Misha!

Do what I say.

Like a back massage?

Yeah. You need it. You're too tense.

Relax. See, you're stressing your
shoulders.

I just want to turn to the side.

Get

in

there.

That a girl.

You're gonna have to pull her face over,
Misha.

She's gonna fight you until you just do
it.

I think she wants you too.

Yeah.

Don't go back on me.

Why don't you take her somewhere on his
private?

See you guys later.

Bye.

I ruin all my fun times with my friends.

She thinks she's funny.

She's not.

Yeah, I'm not used to parents usually
being so open about stuff like that.

Your grandma's not usually?

Well, my grandpa is. I mean, lately
she's been more expressive.

I guess it's all cool room.

Thanks.

I can't believe you said that stuff.

Like, that's not even normal.

My grandmother was doing the same thing.

I know.

Like, my mom made me fill up your
grandma while you were watching.

How screwed up is that?

I don't know. It just makes me giggle.
She's, like, nipping her fingers.

She's dirty.

I think she has mommy issues, honestly.

She's always trying to get with older
women.

And that's what your grandma's over, I
guess. Well, maybe it's a good pair for

them. They're both a little twisted and
open.

Yeah.

I did like kissing you.

You're a good back massager.

Well, you want me to finish the back
massage?

I mean... Um, yeah.

Who knows what they're doing?

I don't know. I really need a, like,
split of tongue.

right there yeah

This is really relaxing.

Good.

You just need to relax after all that.

Yeah, you don't hear that coming from
your mom or your grandmother every day.

Maybe you don't.

My mom's got the nose.

Smell good.

My natural mask.

Hmm.

Can I give you a back massage?

Oh, I'm so sore.

I can feel that your tongue's right
here.

You have a lot of strength in your hand.

It feels really good.

That seriously feels so good.

I can feel your back starting to loosen
up a little bit.

Can I sleep on the bed? Let's sleep on
the bed.

Your pen is not your bra.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Mm -hmm

Hmm.

Thank you.

You got a little bit on your chin.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

You're a pussy

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's really nice.

Good.

Are you sure I can take you in the
bedroom?

Of course you can.

I just wanted to take our time.

Breathe away.

Thank you.

Hmm.

What are you doing?

I love you.

um um

Thank you.

Oops.

What are you going to say?