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Hey, everybody.
Welcome back.
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By the way,
I just wanna say
I'm really sorry
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for last week's
snack fiasco.
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I had no idea
that macaroons
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would create such
vitriolic feelings--
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not to mention,
mommy issues.
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I was as surprised
as anybody.
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Before we start,
I've got an
announcement to make.
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This is my
last session ever.
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Turns out, my problem
wasn't anger,
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it's that I wasn't
a famous model.
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But I just booked
my first shoot,
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so I really just came
to make fun of you
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and say goodbye.
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Ed, you cried
over cookies-- ha, ha, ha!
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A model, huh?
In what? A magazine
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behind the counter
in a gas station?
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Or some website
that you have to click on...
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"I'm over 18
and horny"?
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Please,
please, please,
please, please...
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No.
It's for a brand-new
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high-fashion line
called "Montmarte,"
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and as soon as they see
how good my ass looks
in their clothes,
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they're gonna make it
the new face
of their company.
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Lacey, we're all happy
that you got your first
photo shoot.
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And even though models
seem like a healthy
and stable bunch...
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you really should
keep coming to therapy.
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Lacey,
I think I speak
for Charlie, here
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when I say that modeling
isn't gonna solve
your problems.
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- Thank you.
- However, it does lead
to the wealth and fame
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that will
solve your problems.
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- Thank you.
- And thank you again.
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Look, Lacey,
you still have
underlying anger issues.
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Plus... you're too fat
to be a model.
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- I'll kill you.
- Ah, see? Right there.
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And you're not fat.
I only said that to
prove my point.
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And I only said
I'll kill you
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because if you
call me fat again,
I'll kill you.
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- Hey, Charlie.
- Hey, Jen.
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Charlie!
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You know, Canvas,
every time I see you,
you don't have to--
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yeah, I guess
you do.
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Oh, wow, you
smell like...
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fresh trees
at nightfall.
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And you smell like...
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a goat.
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Oh, wow! I was
just hanging out
with my goat.
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You have a goat?
He has a goat?
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Yeah. I was waiting
for that to come up
naturally in conversation.
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And here we are.
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So, anyway,
we came over
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because you asked
Canvas to help you
feng shui your house.
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- I did?
- You 'member,
we talked about it
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when we were riding
horses by that raw
chocolate volcano?
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Aw, wait.
That was a dream.
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Do you remember?
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Yeah, but I'm pretty sure
as I was sliding down
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your LSD rainbow,
I told you to forget
about it.
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You know,
I'm really worried
that you have
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energy blocks
in your house,
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and someone your age--
you don't need that,
you know?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa--
someone my age?
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Yeah, let's face it.
You got 40 in the rear view,
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and you need
all the energy flow
you can get.
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Right?
I'll check it out.
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Now, Jen I know
that you think that
he's the perfect guy.
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I mean,
how could you not?
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You met at a drug
festival in the desert.
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I wish you'd just
give him a chance.
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I think that if you
and everyone else
got to know him,
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you all would
actually like him.
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Well, Jen,
it's not that tough.
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Just have a barbecue,
invite everyone
you know,
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and they'll
get to know him.
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- You'd do that for me?
- Whoa, whoa-- why me?
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You got the grill
in the divorce.
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Jen, if I have
the family over
for a barbecue,
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that means
I gotta invite people
I don't like...
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like my dad.
And Canvas!
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Thank you.
Thank you, Charlie.
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Oh, and remember,
Canvas and I
are vegetarians.
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That's fine,
I'll just lie and say
the hot dogs are vegetarian.
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Thank you.
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Maybe you should
slow down there,
Edward.
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You're the designated
driver tonight.
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- Says who?
- Says I've had four already.
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- Can I try a beer?
- No, you cannot.
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It's against the law.
besides, as of now,
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youare the designated
driver tonight.
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But I only have
a learner's permit.
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The best way to learn
is to practice.
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We're here for you.
Hear, hear.
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Hey, sorry we're late.
We made a kale-dandelion salad.
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And I made
the dressing from milk
I got from my goat.
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Sounds great.
I hope there's enough
for just the two of ya.
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I'm sorry.
Canvas, this is Ed.
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Where's this goat?
If we're gonna eat it,
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I'd better get to
the killin' and skinnin'.
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No, Ed.
My goat has a
beautiful spirit,
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like you have.
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- Come here.
- No!
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Canvas, this is
my dad, Martin.
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He'd hug you,
but you're holding meat.
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And I'm also
a man.
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So, Canvas--that's
a very interesting name.
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Well, I mean, it's open
to interpretation.
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Here's my interpretation--
it's not a real name at all.
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And you should button
that shirt.
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I'll take these out
for you. Be nice.
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Sorry about
my dad.
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Here's something
you don't know
about him--
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he's a horrible
person.
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And you're wearing
a dress.
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You were pretty much
doomed when you walked
into the house.
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Wow. So you're
saying be myself.
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I am?
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Yeah.
That's so wise.
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You gotta be
on the planet a long time
to have that kind of wisdom.
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Well, I haven't
been on the planet
that long.
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Oh, right.
I forget sometimes
people your age
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get sensitive
about how old
they are.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
How old do you think
I am?
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I don't believe in age.
It's just a number.
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I measure people
by their vitality.
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Oh-- I almost forgot.
I made you something.
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A cane!?
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No, man.
It's a walking stick.
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It's meant to keep you
walking strong
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even as your body
starts to grow weak.
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That's for you.
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Thank you.
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Where the hell
have you been?
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I figure it's a barbecue,
we're gonna shoot
some hoops later,
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so I had to go find
my knee brace.
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We're not getting
any younger, Charlie.
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That doesn't mean
we're getting old.
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Chill out,
"Moses."
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Where'd you get
that cane?
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It's a walking stick--
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and I don't need it.
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I don't know.
I've seen some mornings
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where you could use
that thing to get around.
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It's not because I'm old,
it's because I'm hung over.
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Why are you
so upset?
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Brother Charlie,
I meant to ask, do you
need help with anything?
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- What's up, man?
- What's up?
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You never told me
Sam had a boyfriend.
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No, no, this is Canvas,
Jen's new boyfriend.
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Oh, now
I know why.
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You want me to bring
this cooler out?
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I mean,
it looks heavy.
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I can handle the cooler.
I'm in good shape.
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I played
professional baseball.
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What about you, Canvas?
You play any sports?
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And dancing naked
around a fire
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blowing on a pan flute
is nota sport.
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Yeah, actually,
I'm a pretty
natural athlete.
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Oh, really?
What do you say
we go outside
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- and play
a little basketball?
- Cool. I'm in.
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No, not you.
Just me and Canvas.
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One-on-one.
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You wanna borrow
my knee brace?
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I don't need your
stupid knee brace.
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Let's do this.
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Keep it handy,
just in case.
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Please tell me they're done
playing basketball.
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It's been five hours.
They missed the whole
barbecue.
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I don't think
Charlie's gonna quit
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- until he wins a game.
- Has he come close?
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Well, every game starts
at zero to zero,
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so technically,
he's been tied at least
once every game.
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Injured man,
coming through.
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Oh, my God, sweetie.
Are you all right?
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I'm okay, beauty.
I just-- I rolled
my ankle.
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Rolled it?
What does that mean?
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It means he had to
forfeit the game,
so I won.
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Give me
my ball.
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Why you gotta be
so competitive,
Charlie?
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Oh, come on.
He's a kid,
he'll be fine.
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Just stay off it a while
and give him some
Flintstone chewables.
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They've got calcium.
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I'll just put
some ice on it
when we get home.
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We're not going anywhere.
I can't drive a stick,
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and you're not
driving either.
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You're ankle's been
horribly "rolled,"
whatever that means.
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All, right, fine.
You can stay
in the guest room.
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Oh, here.
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Here's a cane--
I mean, a walking stick.
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You need it
more than I do.
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Thanks.
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I gotta hand it
to you.
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You really
hung in there
with that kid.
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Sure did.
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- Chair?
- Chair!
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Yeah.
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- Patrick: Coming.
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- Keep your pants on--
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unless that's you,
Brice.
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- Lacey? Oh, my God,
what happened?
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Aren't you
supposed to be
at the fitting
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for your photo shoot
tomorrow?
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You can't believe
what happened, Patrick.
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It was so
humiliating.
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Sweetie,
I am so sorry.
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I thought it was
a legitimate gig.
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What did they
make you do?
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They made me
wear this.
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Oh, my God.
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They aren't people,
they're monsters.
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I can't believe
Montmarte
would design that?!
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It's not Montmarte,
it's "Mom Mart"!
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It's a catalog
of mom clothes!
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00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,778
So you just ran off
with the clothes?
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- I wasn't thinking.
- Of course not.
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Why else
would you go out
in public like that?
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I could never
go back there.
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Are you sure?
If you blow this off,
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your agent will never
book you again
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and your
modeling career
will be over.
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It can't be over.
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I haven't even
been naked in
a music video
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or thrown a phone
at a maid's head yet.
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If I go back,
will you go with me?
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Not only
will I go with you,
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but I have a plan
to change "Mom Mart"
back into Montmarte,
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become their top designer,
then retire to a mansion
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in South Beach,
where my husband
Brice will worry
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about my increasingly
eccentric behavior.
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Take off those rags,
and let's get started.
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Okay, but
just a warning--
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they made me wear
"granny panties"
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and a brown
comfort bra!
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Savages!
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Maybe it's
because we're in
my ex-husband's house,
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00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,662
but that
was amazing.
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Especially considering
how worn out
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you must have been
after all that basketball.
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00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,669
At least you didn't get hurt
where it really counts.
239
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,850
Most men just start
snoring immediately
after sex,
240
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,330
but not you.
You're the most
amazing listener.
241
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,858
So, you ready
for round two?
242
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,471
Come on,
don't make me beg.
243
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,517
All right.
Please?
244
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,564
Honey,
you're freezing.
245
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:39,481
Here, let's
warm you up.
246
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,744
Canvas...?
247
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,138
Canvas?
248
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,530
Canvas?!
249
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,582
Charlie!
250
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,891
Somebody
better be dead.
251
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,418
Jen's boyfriend died?
My God, what happened?
252
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,334
He and Jen were having sex,
and she thinks that's what
killed him.
253
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,858
Well, she shouldn't.
It's time we women accept
254
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,773
that we're not responsible
for every guy who dies
255
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:15,386
while they're
having sex with us.
256
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,954
How many guys have died
having sex with you?
257
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,739
That's not important
right now.
258
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,741
How's Jen holding up?
259
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,613
How many guys
are we talking about?
Two? Four?
260
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,094
Charlie, I do not
want to talk about this.
261
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:30,097
Wow.
Maybe you should
post a warning--
262
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,142
"Enter at your own risk."
263
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,796
Yeah--
like there's room
264
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,798
for another tattoo
down there.
265
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,324
- Truth is, I'm
the one who killed him.
- What are you talking about?
266
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,152
He kept bringing up
how old I was,
267
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,111
so I challenged him
to a game of basketball,
268
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,722
and I pushed him
and I pushed him
until I finally won.
269
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,376
Well, you shouldn't
blame yourself.
270
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,813
He challenged your identity
as a virile athlete...
271
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,033
and you killed him.
272
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,819
Pickled egg?
273
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,038
Jen and I would go
to the funeral,
274
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,648
but it's
tomorrow morning
and in Delaware.
275
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,129
You know how
you could alleviate
some of this guilt?
276
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:05,088
By having
a memorial service
for him out here.
277
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,308
That is a great idea.
I should do that.
278
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,832
- Can I come?
- You don't even
know the guy.
279
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,487
I know, but it's
a good way to meet a man,
280
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,358
and you know,
maybe hook up
281
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,100
and pray he lives
to see the sun rise.
282
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,149
...what you did
to their clothes.
283
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,803
I don't want
to get in trouble.
284
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,805
Don't worry.
Just remember--
285
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,024
fashion is art,
art is life--
286
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,070
and yes, we might
get in trouble.
287
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,334
Oh, my God, we were
worried to death.
288
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,031
Why, thank you,
but I'm okay.
289
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,990
Not about you,
about the clothes.
290
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,993
They're fine.
She's wearing them,
291
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,516
and they're both
ready to start.
292
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,866
- I'll see if they're
ready for you.
- Okay.
293
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,090
- Okay, Lacey.
- Okay, baby.
294
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,788
You go out there, and
you show 'em who's Mom.
295
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,536
Wait, wait, wait
wait, wait.
296
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,930
What is all this?
297
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,714
It was his idea.
That guy over there.
298
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,456
I love it.
299
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,153
Let's shoot it
and see if we can
sell it to corporate.
300
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,199
Just need
one more thing--
the baby!
301
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,417
Baby?
302
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,943
But the baby doesn't
go with my outfit,
303
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,379
and I don't even know
how to hold a baby.
304
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,772
Just pretend
it's a little dog.
305
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,907
That's perfect.
306
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,485
Okay, I'm here.
Let's do this.
307
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,313
You brought
the goat?
308
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,489
Canvas
was very close
to his goat.
309
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,883
He would have wanted
Stella to be here
for this.
310
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,972
"Stella"?
311
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,931
He named her
after the beer.
She really loves it.
312
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,151
She's a little
buzzed right now.
313
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,720
I've got to be honest.
I feel really uncomfortable.
314
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,288
About meeting
Canvas' surf buddies?
315
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:01,726
No-- about
wearing this.
316
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,990
Oh, my God,
you're wearing
a man-skirt.
317
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,948
Well, I figured
all of his friends
will be wearing one.
318
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,429
Besides,
I used to bust
his balls about it,
319
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,822
which is easy,
'cause they were,
like, right there.
320
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,448
I'm the only one
in a skirt.
321
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,546
I have failed
as a father.
322
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,507
Yes, you did,
and it has nothing
to do with this outfit.
323
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:48,295
Good day, ma'am.
324
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,605
Jen:
Thank you so much
for coming, everybody.
325
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,999
As we all know,
326
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,306
Canvas was an incredibly
special person.
327
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,308
I'd like to share a letter
I wrote to him
328
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,831
the night before he died.
329
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:07,618
"My dear,
beautiful Canvas,
330
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,882
I'll never forget
the first time I saw you.
331
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:14,538
You were a magic man
who cast a spell"--
332
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,325
Charlie, can you please
read this for me?
333
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,640
"You were a magic man
who cast a spell on me.
334
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,469
And it wasn't long
before I was lost
in your green eyes,
335
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,037
your soft, kissable lips,
your young...
336
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,430
muscular body."
337
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:41,217
"I knew then and there
I wanted you so bad--
338
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,438
so, so, so bad..."
339
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,625
"When you ran your hand
down my back,
340
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,323
it was electric.
341
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,586
When you picked me up
and carried me
into your van,
342
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,502
I felt like
a beautiful princess.
343
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,679
And later, you showed me
how to be free with my body.
344
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:12,292
We bathed each other,
we shaved each other..."
345
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,382
Okay, look, I've know Jen
longer than anyone
346
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,558
and I've never heard
her express her feelings
like this before.
347
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:23,694
And I can tell that Canvas
brought more passion
and joy
348
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,653
into her life
in the three months
that she knew him
349
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:29,483
than most people experience
in a lifetime.
350
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,659
And knowing Jen...
351
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:35,097
she brought more
into his life than anyone.
352
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,580
Except maybe
for the goat.
353
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,801
I'm sorry,
I've forgotten your name.
354
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,633
Hi.
355
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:50,765
Hi.
356
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,375
You okay?
357
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,595
I just got off the phone
with Canvas' sister.
358
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,031
He had
a heart condition,
359
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,555
but he didn't believe
in traditional medicine.
360
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,428
- Told you it
wasn't your fault.
- Yeah.
361
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,169
It wasn't
anybody's fault.
362
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,606
Thanks for doing
the memorial.
363
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,173
Sorry I didn't
help clean up.
364
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,652
Ah, that's okay.
365
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,437
It was just
12 dreamcatchers,
366
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830
nine wind chimes
and a couple
of goat droppings.
367
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,703
You were
amazing today.
368
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,532
You're wonderful
to take such
good care of me.
369
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,622
I'm always here
for ya.
370
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,145
Yeah, well,
I'll leave you alone
371
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,799
and let you
get some rest.
372
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,714
I'm not tired.
373
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,195
And I don't wanna
be alone.
374
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,111
Well, Jen--
I would love to,
375
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,677
but don't you think--
376
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,767
I don't wanna think.
Let's not think.
377
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,700
Jennifer?
378
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,878
Michael?
What the hell
are you doing here?
379
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:04,882
Sorry.
I ran out of cereal.
And milk.
380
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,146
And I haven't
washed any spoons
for a long time.
381
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,585
If you're looking for Jen,
she let me in and split.
382
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,152
Did she seem okay?
383
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:16,981
She didn't seem anything.
She just kinda... left.
Why?
384
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:20,028
I-I might have made
a big mistake last night.
385
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,204
What happened?
386
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,426
I think I had
sex with somebody
that I shouldn't have.
387
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,829
They always
look so much better
388
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,788
when you've had
a couple of drinks in you.
389
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,838
Oh-- Jen?!
Are you serious?
390
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,710
I feel horrible.
391
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,103
My divorce was the one
relationship in my life
that actually worked.
392
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:57,631
- What about us?
- I'm not as happy
with this as you are.
393
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,768
It's open.
Come on in.
394
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,860
- Hey.
- Hey, Charlie.
395
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,775
Sorry I left
without saying goodbye.
396
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,124
I didn't wanna
wake you.
397
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,084
I did poke you
to make sure you were alive.
398
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,129
Thanks.
399
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,957
I just wanted to...
400
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,134
talk to you
about what happened
last night
401
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,354
and make sure
that I--
402
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,964
It's okay.
403
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,836
I needed somebody,
you were there for me.
404
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,620
Let's not make
a big deal of it.
405
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,709
- Well, that's great.
- Yeah.
406
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,059
I was afraid
that I'd messed
everything up.
407
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,627
No, you didn't.
You were wonderful.
408
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,325
Thank you.
409
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,023
No, thank you.
410
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,330
You were
wonderful, too.
411
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,332
Had some new moves
I noticed there.
412
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,769
Ahem--
very nice.
413
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,600
Isn't it great
we can talk about it
this way?
414
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:56,255
Absolutely.
415
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,695
I feel really weird.
416
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,307
So do I.
Shall I make
some breakfast?
417
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,178
- Great idea.
- Okay.
418
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,398
We'll eat until
this thing passes.
419
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:13,315
So-- how long
you been manscaping?
420
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,317
Yeah, I'm gonna
go home.
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