Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX
3
00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,080
I hear you're having troubles.
No wonder! Look at you.
4
00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,120
You wanna change your life
so you come to hear the story.
5
00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,160
High school popularity
ain't a contest, it's a war.
6
00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,880
Dizzy Harrison is its greatest casualty.
7
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,600
See, his story is really my story.
8
00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,400
Because behind every so-called hero...
9
00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,240
is a little pissed off dude
that don't get no credit!
10
00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,760
We have to go back a ways.
11
00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:34,160
Even as a small child, Dizzy Harrison
had his own particular style.
12
00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,800
As you can see,
I didn't have a lot to work with.
13
00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,720
I hurt myself!
14
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,600
Things didn't get any better from there.
15
00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,880
As the years went by,
he got taller, whiter, skinnier.
16
00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,760
First day, senior year.
17
00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,840
And we're gonna be the top dogs.
18
00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,200
-I wish I'd drowned this summer.
-We all do, Kirk.
19
00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,760
We'll always be blips.
20
00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,400
-Blips?
-We're barely on the radar!
21
00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:41,240
-Not this year. We're seniors now.
-I'm with Dizzy on this one.
22
00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,000
It's never too late to make a change.
23
00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,920
Full metal jacket.
24
00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,800
Dad, put those away!
25
00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,080
You're such a dork!
26
00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,520
I say we bail. Home schooling?
27
00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,720
-My dad could teach drinking.
-Nobody bails, bands stick together.
28
00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,040
Guys, relax.
Music has the power to transform.
29
00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,640
-There's some pain.
-Good luck, son!
30
00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,600
Yo, Blip? Little help?
31
00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,240
I'll never get used to that.
32
00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,920
Can anyone help me?
33
00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,480
Get out of the way!
34
00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:40,280
-You're not going to talk to her.
-That is Tina Ass-Good, man!
35
00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,640
Like a wood elf versus Al'Kabor.
You'll get power leveled!
36
00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,400
We're not playing EverQuest,
we're on Earth.
37
00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,240
Speak for yourself.
38
00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,120
I'm going in.
39
00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,640
Take that.
40
00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,640
I know I can do this.
41
00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,880
-Tina!
-You are?
42
00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,120
Dizzy.
43
00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,160
-You gonna help me, or what?
-Yeah!
44
00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,880
You got to know your...
45
00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,880
It's very technical.
46
00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,720
A blip is talking to Tina Osgood.
Look at my boy!
47
00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,680
Didn't they tie you up last year
and make you wear rubber breasts?
48
00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,200
You remember! That's really sweet.
49
00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:32,200
I imagine God having an ass like that.
Did that sound gay?
50
00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,240
I've been thinking, we're seniors now...
51
00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,760
and maybe sometime,
if you wanted to drink coffee...
52
00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,360
near me...
53
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,240
I would pay.
54
00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,480
-Truthfully?
-Yeah.
55
00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,240
-You're not my--
-Type.
56
00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:54,040
You know those moments when a man makes
a decision that'll change his life...
57
00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,040
and he steps up to become the hero
he was meant to be?
58
00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,880
This ain't one of those moments.
59
00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,640
I thought about this type thing.
60
00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,360
To be honest, you're not my type either.
61
00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,880
Did you think that'd work?
62
00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,640
No, but I thought it was worth
giving it a shot.
63
00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,760
You know something?
64
00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,800
Yo, freak! What are you doing?
65
00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,800
Talking. Innocent conversation.
66
00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,120
Innocent? Then what's this?
67
00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,520
-Oh, my God! That's disgusting!
-Loser, nice pup tent!
68
00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,280
We need to cover you up.
69
00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,680
What is this?
70
00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,640
Mrs. Whitman! It's my...
71
00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,520
It's mine now!
72
00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,280
Is this a weapon? You can't bring
loaded weapons to school!
73
00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,480
You're tearing the skin!
74
00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,720
My deal!
75
00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,560
I'm showing this to Principal Zaylor.
76
00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,640
Cut it out!
77
00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,680
I know what you're thinking.
It's not medically possible.
78
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,520
But let me ask you this. Are you a doctor?
79
00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:38,640
I have good news.
Your son's condition is treatable.
80
00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,160
What condition?
The fact that I can pee around a corner?
81
00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,560
-Watch your mouth.
-He can't help it.
82
00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,800
What's wrong with Dizzy,
in medical terms...
83
00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,760
it's called Tourette's syndrome.
84
00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,480
Tourette's syndrome?
85
00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,160
-Are you out of your fucking mind?
-Language, son.
86
00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,160
You won't cure him with force, Papa Bear.
87
00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,200
It's going to take a lot of hugs
and a lot of drugs.
88
00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,800
Only take one of these a day. Nice pack.
89
00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,320
There he is.
90
00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,360
Diz?
91
00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,560
They gave me these pills
for my Tourette's,
92
00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,440
but they're not working.
93
00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,120
Come on, it's not that bad.
94
00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,520
Not that bad?
95
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,160
At least as blips...
96
00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,360
we were invisible.
97
00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,480
You break your dick
in front of the whole school...
98
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,880
people remember that.
99
00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,600
His life is ruined.
100
00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,040
I mean, I'm an idiot.
101
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,320
I'll never be able to go back
to school again.
102
00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,360
I need more of these pills.
103
00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,440
How can you be depressed with all this
beautiful church music playing?
104
00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,200
Yes, yes, yes!
105
00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:29,600
Thank you, brothers and sisters
of the Sunshine Gospel Choir.
106
00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,200
Very stirring. Very hip.
107
00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,280
-Amen!
-Yes, yes, yes.
108
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:41,120
Now, do the rest of you young people
know what else is hip?
109
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:44,880
Sexual abstinence.
Can I get an amen on that?
110
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,360
Amen!
111
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,360
-Glory hallelujah!
-Glory hallelujah!
112
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,600
-I said, glory hallelujah!
-Glory hallelujah!
113
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,840
Glory hallelujah!
114
00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,160
Ladies and gentlemen...
115
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,120
brothers and sisters...
116
00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,080
I'd like to talk to you all about sex!
117
00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:09,120
-The devil's middle name, sex!
-Amen!
118
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,880
Do you know what the best form
of sexual abstinence is?
119
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,560
Being me.
120
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,080
-Can I get an amen?
-Amen!
121
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,000
Do you wanna talk about some pain?
Let me hear you!
122
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,400
-That boy's got the spirit!
-He's an idiot!
123
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,520
Has a member of the opposite sex
ever told you you're not her type?
124
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,280
Let me hear you shout "Amen"...
125
00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:38,760
if you ever had duct tape
ripped off your naked buttocks!
126
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,560
Let me hear you shout "Amen"
127
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,240
if you ever had
your manhood right-angled...
128
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,600
in front of the entire congregation!
129
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,480
Now let me hear you shout "Amen" up high.
130
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,480
-Amen!
-Let me hear you shout "Amen"!
131
00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,520
Diz was in pain. He was in trouble.
He needed guidance.
132
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:06,920
He's about to get a lesson in bad,
from the best in the business.
133
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,520
What happened to Paco?
134
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:17,800
-I got no answer to that question.
-Back up. The new man is mine.
135
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,440
Not the crazy eyes, Luther.
I was just messing.
136
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,800
Been looking at my Janet?
137
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,320
No. No way.
138
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,440
Eighteen years and 41 days,
it's me and you, baby.
139
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,760
Okay, I'm scared.
140
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,560
Guard?
141
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,360
Relax, white boy.
142
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,440
What'd you do to get in here?
143
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,600
I'm not really sure.
I've been heavily medicated lately...
144
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:59,280
and the last thing that I remember
is my dad dropping me off at school.
145
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,360
-You in high school?
-Yes.
146
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,360
I still get chills thinking about it.
147
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,400
Fish sticks!
148
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,880
I've officially become
the biggest loser at my school.
149
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,200
I don't think I'll be going back there.
150
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,200
It's okay.
151
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,520
I know what you mean.
152
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,280
-I see that.
-I was the bitch at the last prison!
153
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,080
I remember, they strapped me
to a chair with duct tape...
154
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,360
-in a dress.
-With makeup?
155
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,560
-And fake rubber breasts.
-Rubber breasts!
156
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,600
My brother...
157
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,480
come on over here and sit down.
158
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,520
A high school...
159
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,480
it's a lot like prison.
160
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,320
Bad food, high fences.
161
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,520
The sex you want, you ain't getting.
The sex you getting...
162
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,920
you don't want.
163
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,600
I've seen terrible things.
164
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:07,720
Yesterday, an 80-year-old librarian
broke my penis.
165
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,640
You win.
166
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,520
How did you change things?
167
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:18,000
I got myself thrown out of the last prison
and I started fresh here.
168
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,120
That worked?
169
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,880
Watch this.
170
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,200
Wow!
171
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:34,200
That's what I gotta do.
Switch prisons and start over.
172
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,400
You gotta tell me what you did
to get kicked out.
173
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,360
The first thing I did...
174
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,080
is broke all the rules.
175
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,800
I can break all the rules.
176
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:50,840
-Then I started acting crazy.
-Yeah! I can act all crazy.
177
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,840
I grabbed a broken mop handle
and snapped it across the warden's butt.
178
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,080
I don't have to do this alone.
Let's all get expelled together.
179
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,520
-That's okay. You can go.
-What about you, Glen?
180
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,680
No, I talk big,
but I'm not as tough as I look.
181
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,000
Okay, here we go.
182
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,560
What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison?
183
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,920
You know, you're right.
What am I thinking?
184
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,640
Everybody, the answer
to number 23 is Guam.
185
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,320
-Thanks, Broke-wood.
-Mr. Luberoff?
186
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,040
Plenty more where this came from
at finals time.
187
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:44,200
My Lord, Dizzy! Cheating, bribery?
Those are grounds for expulsion!
188
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,200
Or an obvious cry for help.
189
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,200
What's Broke-wood doing?
190
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,360
That's Principal Zaylor!
191
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,560
You're a fighter!
192
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,560
Try this!
193
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,880
Shit it! Shit it! Say mercy!
194
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,480
You're almost at the head of the class!
195
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,160
And, cut!
196
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,320
This is the part of my job I hate.
197
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,440
Expelling people?
198
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,080
No, silly.
We're going to double your medication...
199
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,320
increase your therapy,
and you may have to stay another year.
200
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,440
Loser, how's it hanging?
201
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,240
That toilet-cam was your best work ever.
202
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,000
Looks like I'm stuck here
for the rest of my life.
203
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,400
Or am I?
204
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:36,240
-Hey! Hey!
-What are you doing?
205
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,560
Halt!
206
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,480
Did you just break that mop? Give me that!
207
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,560
Yes!
208
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,040
You destroyed school property.
You're expelled.
209
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,720
Yes!
210
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,200
-I did it. I busted out.
-I knew you had it in you.
211
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,240
-Ready to be Luthercized?
-Preach, my brother!
212
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,320
I'm gonna take you from bitch to bull.
213
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,440
You wanna get a reputation
at your new school...
214
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,480
you'll have to crack open heads, day one.
215
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,760
Find the biggest, baddest cat
and whup his ass!
216
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:28,640
-Make sure everybody sees him go down.
-Everybody sees him go down. Got it.
217
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,880
You know, some people are born
with that knowledge.
218
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,320
-Like Barclay.
-Who's Barclay?
219
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,360
He's the bully at my last school.
220
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:44,480
He might be born with it
but with my insights, street smarts
221
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,680
and knowledge of every action movie,
we're gonna perfect it.
222
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,160
Don't worry about that. Happens every day.
223
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,400
Same cat. Never gets away. Come on.
224
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,120
First thing you do is gouge
the dude's eyes out
225
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,760
so he can't see to fight.
226
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,080
Hey, this kid's in high school.
227
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:16,400
Then you're going to want to fight dirty.
All right, set your feet.
228
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,480
Spread your palms.
229
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,240
Tiger Claw!
230
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,520
Are you sure it's not Tiger Paw?
231
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,160
Tiger Claw! Now you're ready!
232
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,640
Just watch my hands.
233
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,800
Grab some rope.
You gotta build some muscle.
234
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,360
You act like you can't get up there.
235
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,440
Motivation is on the way.
236
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,360
Yes, indeedy, feed the needy.
There you go!
237
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,600
Luther, what are you doing?
238
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,720
-Get up there! That's it.
-What's that burning? It's me!
239
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,200
Just roll around. You'll be all right.
240
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,920
If you can't act tough,
you gotta look tough.
241
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,160
Butch up, girlie-pants!
242
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,800
-Got a sec?
-What?
243
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,280
Phone call for you, warden.
244
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,640
My wife again?
245
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,680
I'll never get tired of that.
246
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,320
You talk the talk,
you gotta walk the walk.
247
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,840
Otherwise, you'll be lined in chalk.
248
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,480
Let me introduce you to somebody.
249
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,400
The Funkmaster.
250
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,160
Somebody, give me a beat!
251
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,840
Them crazy eyes?
252
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:08,080
Like someone hits you in the head
and your eyes almost jump out your skull!
253
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,000
Try it!
254
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,440
This is the
"Brother, where my money" walk.
255
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,080
Where it at?
256
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,200
About to bust a cap. About to bust a cap.
257
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,440
Flare your nostril up!
You gotta open them up.
258
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,080
So everybody can see the rocks,
the boogers up in there.
259
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,400
Loosen the ass.
260
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,880
That's too loose.
261
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:43,480
They'll play you like a bitch,
you gotta hit them with the bitch first!
262
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,360
Like, "Who's the bitch now?"
263
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,000
Watch this.
264
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,880
Try it. Try it!
265
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,680
Who's the bitch now?
266
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,160
Half Brad Pitt Fight Club,
half Anne Heche If These Walls Could Talk.
267
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,840
For your student ID.
268
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,760
Your new driver's license.
269
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,320
This one's for the Player's Club.
270
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,840
That ain't right.
271
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,720
Really cock it! You know what I'm saying?
Cock it! Fire! Cock it!
272
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,080
Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun!
273
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,920
Tiger Claw!
274
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,120
Dude, pretty nice.
275
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,080
Now you ready for your new prison.
276
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,000
Mascot, you dropped your bagpipe.
277
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,360
-Thank you.
-Suck on that, pal!
278
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,520
Have a nice day!
279
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,120
This place is a zoo!
280
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,520
He did say 12:30.
281
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,200
So where is he?
282
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,760
What the hell is that?
283
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,000
Good luck, kid.
284
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,360
Flip him!
285
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,080
Back in the truck!
286
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,080
Is that...
287
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,280
Diz?
288
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,040
Oh, my God!
289
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,120
He's got kind of a...
290
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,880
Brad Pitt thing going there.
291
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,320
From bitch to bull, baby.
292
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:25,080
I saw a little Anne Heche there too.
Does that sound gay?
293
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,400
"Find the biggest, baddest mother
in the yard, and knock his ass out."
294
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,240
Lift your knees, maggots!
295
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,880
Maybe we'll win
one sorry-ass game this year!
296
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,240
I'm gonna puke.
297
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,560
Use it. Keep looking
at the horse's ass and run!
298
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,040
Biggest and baddest.
299
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,920
More cheer, less pole dance.
300
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,480
Don't want guys stuffing bills
down your panties.
301
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,880
What panties?
302
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,640
Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend?
303
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,200
Make sure everybody sees him go down.
304
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,920
Careful.
305
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,280
You mind if I sit down?
306
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,520
Wrong level, bitch.
307
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,240
Bitch, say what?
308
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,560
I think we got a serious problem here.
309
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,200
If it's you, there's no prob--
310
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,400
Dude, what's with you?
311
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,320
Who's the bitch now?
312
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,760
You guys might want to come
scoop up your friend.
313
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,440
Shit!
314
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,440
Oh, God!
315
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,760
What are you doing?
316
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,600
Knocking you into the hall
and me into the history books.
317
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,040
Who's the bitch now?
318
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,280
You've gotta be kidding me!
319
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,360
Who's the bitch now?
320
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,280
Coming through!
321
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,400
Look out! Coming through!
Take your hat off in school!
322
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,440
Let's have a round of applause
for Conner Maguire.
323
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,520
Everyone?
324
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,920
Come on. Everyone? You!
325
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,360
Come on. Don't be shy!
326
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,600
Stop it, all of you!
327
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,760
Hello, son.
328
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,360
I told you last time, you start something,
you're what? You're gone!
329
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,080
Well, my friend,
looks like it's last call.
330
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,240
Last call?
331
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,240
He didn't start it. I did.
332
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,680
-Who the hell are you?
-I'm the new guy.
333
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,160
-How's the nose?
-Shut up!
334
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,480
Look at that freak,
sitting on top of the tower.
335
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,400
-Move!
-We should unroll the welcome mat.
336
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,400
I should go kick his ass.
337
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,280
I've dreamed of dating the expelled guy.
338
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,320
Expelled guys rock!
339
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,040
Later.
340
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,040
Later.
341
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,400
You're not going over there.
342
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,120
I wasn't.
343
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,320
Now I am. Later.
344
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,720
She just dissed you.
345
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,360
Dude, shut up!
346
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,280
Hey, new guy. Got a name?
347
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,400
Harris, Gil Harris.
348
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,920
I'm Courtney, that's Carmen,
that's Danielle.
349
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,560
How do you like
our little slice of paradise?
350
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,600
I gotta tell you...
351
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,000
it's nice to be somewhere without bars.
352
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,400
You were in jail?
353
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,880
Did they give you
a full body cavity search?
354
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,000
Forgive my friends.
They get shy around strangers.
355
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,400
My fault, I talk too much.
356
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,000
That's hot.
357
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:59,000
There's a party tonight at my house,
if you can come.
358
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,280
I don't make plans.
359
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,480
Not my style.
360
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,480
We love you, Rocky Creek!
We're here all week!
361
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,920
We love Texas and we love you too!
362
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,120
So I'm guessing it went well?
363
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,280
In ten minutes, the first 18 years
of my life completely changed.
364
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,400
-They bought it?
-Things have changed.
365
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,240
You made it to the 50th level of Kunark.
366
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:11,360
Better. I got invited to a party.
Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.
367
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:16,720
-Excuse me while I do the bugaloo!
-Whoa, slow down, funky white boy.
368
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,320
Did they invite you, or Gil Harris?
369
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,640
Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me
in my locker or singed off my ass hair.
370
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,440
-Please.
-No offense.
371
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,800
Are you saying these chicks party
on a school night?
372
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,120
Courtney does.
373
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,080
That is without doubt
the sluttiest girl I have ever seen!
374
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,040
-I know. Isn't it great?
-You have to do her.
375
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:49,680
And while you're with her, think of me.
Okay, that sounded gay.
376
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,920
Courtney is expecting Gil
at the party tonight.
377
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,120
She's right, how would Gil Harris party?
378
00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:00,160
The question is, how would Gil
get jiggy with this chick
379
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,160
and make her say, "Who's your daddy?"
380
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,600
-While respecting her as a woman.
-Diz, you ready for this?
381
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,920
-My dad loves this bike more than me.
-That's not true.
382
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,840
No, it is. He wrote it
in my birthday card.
383
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,040
So please be very careful.
384
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,760
This is a vintage flat track racing bike.
385
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,200
It's very powerful.
386
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,240
You have to know what you're doing.
387
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,200
Stand back.
388
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,480
I'll start it for you.
389
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,600
Remember, I won't always be around
to do that for you.
390
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,440
Courtney got Tony Hawk
to come to her party?
391
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,800
There's nothing cooler than that!
392
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,200
That dude's crazy.
393
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,120
Hey, man! These are Dockers!
394
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,160
I made it.
395
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,080
Bush!
396
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,400
Hey!
397
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:47,480
-Courtney, did you see that Indy 360?
-Tony, please.
398
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,080
Randy, did you see that Indy Three?
I could do it again.
399
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,080
Have any trouble finding the house?
400
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,840
Well, aren't you the strong, silent type?
401
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,920
-Well, I...
-Wanna come upstairs with me?
402
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,280
Wanna make out with me?
403
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,760
Wanna take my clothes off with your teeth?
404
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,080
Okay, you talked me into it.
405
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,720
Aren't you coming?
406
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,080
Almost.
407
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,280
-Courtney is such a slut.
-You dated her for two months.
408
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,680
It was four.
409
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,480
You wanna dance, new guy?
410
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,760
Know why I like it out here?
411
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,040
-The view?
-No, because of all these people around.
412
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,760
Doesn't it turn you on,
knowing we could be caught at any moment?
413
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,440
Yeah, well, that does
make things interesting.
414
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,680
Wanna make out?
415
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,920
Okay.
416
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,400
I forgot something.
417
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,200
Ready for dessert?
418
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,400
Gil?
419
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,520
Hello?
420
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,240
-What's the matter?
-I can't believe it.
421
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,200
-What happened?
-Gil blew me off.
422
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,680
-Sucks to be you.
-Carmen, put it away.
423
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,840
Honey, I knew that boy was trouble.
424
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,240
I know what you're thinking,
"He's too good-looking for me."
425
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,640
¿Hola, habla inglès? Hello!
426
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,080
-Where'd you come from?
-Exercising. Got a problem?
427
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,720
No, it's cool.
428
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:32,680
-What does that hit... lats, tris, bis?
-These are bat-curls, for the abs.
429
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,440
Cool! Did you really blow off Courtney?
430
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,920
You can tell us.
431
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,720
-You blow her off?
-I didn't exactly blow her off.
432
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,480
Stop right there.
433
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,480
Any dude who disses Courtney must date
the most outrageous women on earth!
434
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,200
-Hey, what can I say?
-"What can I say?" You are the man!
435
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,880
You are the man!
436
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,080
I say you're a fraud.
I don't think you've been with anyone.
437
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,520
Yeah, you're right.
438
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,600
She's not just anyone.
439
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,400
-This babe's got it all!
-Yes, she does.
440
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,440
I bet she knows how to make a guy happy!
441
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,240
I'd love to stay and chat...
442
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,160
but Josefina's waiting for me.
443
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,760
You're not going anywhere.
444
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,880
Don't make me do crazy eyes.
445
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,360
Josefina. Exotic! ¡Me gusta Josefina!
446
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,120
Guys! Don't you see what's going on here?
447
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,720
Yeah, to get chicks,
we gotta work on our abs!
448
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,240
Let's go. Come on!
449
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,920
-Come on, up.
-Ready? One, two...
450
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,520
I got it! Check me out, baby! Bat-wings!
451
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,520
-Hey, chump change, get down!
-Bat-wings, baby!
452
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,920
Watch, everyone!
453
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,600
That bike won't even start.
He trashed it when he landed.
454
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,360
Please start.
455
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,240
It's a full-time job
trying to save his butt.
456
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,480
I almost got laid!
457
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,680
Did he say, "brake"?
458
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,040
I almost got laid!
459
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,560
Waiting up for me?
460
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,920
-Yes, we are.
-We?
461
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,120
Hi. Hey.
462
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:30,200
-Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here?
-Kiki's here to help.
463
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,720
-With what?
-An intervention.
464
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,720
We're surrounding you with love.
465
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,880
Now sit.
466
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:47,240
Okay. Dramatic change in appearance,
lack of communication...
467
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,840
altered patterns of behavior.
468
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,000
What're you on?
469
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,240
Is it crystal meth?
470
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,120
Is it the crank?
Are you riding the white pony, son?
471
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,640
No, I'm not on drugs, Dad. I'm happy.
472
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,240
For the first time in
I can't remember when, I'm happy.
473
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:16,040
It occurs to me to tell you
that denial is not just a river in Egypt!
474
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,200
Look, son, it's all my fault.
475
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:25,000
I was so worried about alarms going off
at work, I missed the ones at home.
476
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,840
I'll make it up to you.
477
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,680
I'm quitting my job
so we can be together 24/7.
478
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,040
-How will you pay the mortgage?
-I'll sell the house.
479
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,920
Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that.
480
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,040
There's no way for you to understand this.
But when things get truly bad,
481
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,520
you got to make a drastic change.
482
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,520
Completely revamp everything in your life
to get what you want.
483
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,600
I do understand. I'm not sick.
484
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,880
I'm revamped!
485
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:03,280
It's very sweet.
Underneath the Tourette's and the crank...
486
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,000
he still wants to be like his daddy.
487
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,440
-I'm so on to you.
-You are?
488
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,480
You pretend
you're not part of this school,
489
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,160
but you like being a badass.
490
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,920
-You caught me.
-And that's why I want to use you.
491
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,000
Okay, but only for a couple of years.
492
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,800
Come to the football game
this weekend. Nobody shows.
493
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,560
It's more acceptable to drink and puke
than it is to watch a game.
494
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,040
It's hard work, not caring.
495
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,560
If you show up,
maybe some of these other fools would.
496
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,680
I'm in.
497
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,680
What?
498
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,400
My grandmother's Albanian.
It means, I owe you one.
499
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,600
-What's that about?
-Just asking the new guy a favor.
500
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,840
What could you need from him?
501
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,160
Just things I'm not getting elsewhere.
502
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,760
Come on, East Highlands! Okay, ready?
503
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,640
Danielle finally dragged you to a game.
504
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:54,080
I'm not at the game, I'm with you guys.
I just like to watch her jump around.
505
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,280
Yeah, right!
506
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,520
-Ride him, cowboy!
-Will you shut up?
507
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,640
Man, that's not funny.
508
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:20,080
Come on, East Highland!
Come on, people. Guys?
509
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,640
Hello?
510
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,680
One. One, two, three.
Two. One, two, three.
511
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,000
This is bullshit! We haven't won
in five years. Let's forfeit.
512
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,040
-We're dead anyway.
-Ten, hut!
513
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,120
He's out of his mind.
514
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,240
Dead? Did you say dead?
515
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:19,520
All this hoo-hah about being dead
and not wanting to fight
516
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,760
is a load of crap!
517
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,120
Did we give up
when Pearl Harbor was bombed?
518
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,480
Didn't that movie make money?
519
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,840
We didn't give up then,
and we're not going to give up now!
520
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,360
American high school students
traditionally love to fight!
521
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:42,520
All real football players
love the sting of battle!
522
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,880
The only thing we have to fear is...
523
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,040
fear itself.
524
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,440
What is wrong with you people?
525
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,440
Where's the hunger?
Where is the school spirit?
526
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,520
Washington High? We're gonna beat them!
527
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:09,680
Lincoln High? We're gonna beat them!
528
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,720
Harding High?
529
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,440
We're gonna beat them.
530
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,040
Yes!
531
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,240
-Let's do it.
-Let's do it!
532
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,000
That's my goddamn horse!
533
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,720
Hit them high, hit them low!
534
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:42,320
Break!
535
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,720
-Yes!
-Touchdown! Touchdown!
536
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,320
How about that, Highlander fans?
537
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,360
That's our first victory
since the last Bush was president.
538
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,800
We won a game!
539
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,440
Can you believe it?
We actually won a game!
540
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,720
Go, Highland!
541
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,800
What the hell's going on?
542
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,760
You're insane, but thank you.
543
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,160
-How'd you learn to say "you're welcome"?
-From an Albanian chat room.
544
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:02,240
-You're impressed by a guy on a horse?
-No, because he showed up for me.
545
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,480
Let's go.
546
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,800
-She just dissed you again.
-Dude, do you ever shut up?
547
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:20,200
-Most guys would never go shopping.
-Well, I'm not most guys.
548
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,440
You did say swimsuits, right?
549
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,600
Thank you! Thank you!
550
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,840
Sorry about that.
I've been in prison a long time.
551
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,600
-Now this is real music.
-If I listen to this, I'll get you?
552
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,600
That's what I'm talking about. All right.
553
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,200
Danielle, I didn't see you come in.
554
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,280
Hey, Emily.
555
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,720
How's it going?
556
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,240
-Great. How about you?
-Great.
557
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,360
Hey, do you have the new Creed CD?
558
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,840
Yeah, I'll check for you.
559
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,440
-Who's that?
-Emily. We used to be friends.
560
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,320
-What happened?
-I started dating Conner,
561
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,600
-you know how things go.
-I understand.
562
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,440
Come on, you're not the type
who'd drop your friends.
563
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,280
-Time to go!
-I'm shopping here!
564
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,720
You've been listening to this song
for hours! You're squatting!
565
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:44,320
Listen, bro, I've had a bad day,
so squat on this, pukeface!
566
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,080
-That's it!
-Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore.
567
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,440
-You've moved up.
-Who can toss her better?
568
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,120
-Would you relax?
-Come on, I'm sick of this!
569
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,560
-Diz, you made it!
-Perfect timing.
570
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,880
I thought you never check
the EQ message boards.
571
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,080
Gil, do you know these people?
572
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,000
No.
573
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,320
Let's go.
574
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,800
We've found a pair of balls.
Wait, there's a name here.
575
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,360
Dizzy Harrison,
pick up your balls and scrotum.
576
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,600
That's balls and scrotum, at counter five.
577
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,560
You know what? I have all these.
578
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,920
That's my microphone!
579
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,520
Oh, no. Please don't!
580
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,880
Harris, get your punk ass in here!
581
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:25,000
-What are you doing here?
-You stole my horse, maggot!
582
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,440
You know the penalty in this state
for stealing another man's horse?
583
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:32,880
Death?
584
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,840
This isn't Iraq, son.
585
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,320
But I can tell you,
it's probably a hefty fine!
586
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,440
You know what this is?
587
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,600
It's a bill for manure clean up,
resodding the football field.
588
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:51,160
To top it off, somebody urinated
all over Mrs. Campanella's rose garden.
589
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,000
That was me, sir.
590
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,920
And you wanna know something else?
591
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,560
It was all worth it!
592
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,480
Come here! Come here!
593
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:12,720
That was our first victory in five years,
and it's all because of you!
594
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,000
I love you more than
my own good-for-nothing son.
595
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,200
Sit down, take a load off.
596
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,360
We got a homecoming dance coming up
in a month and it has been the most...
597
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,880
God-awful experience
for everyone involved.
598
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,240
Right, Coach?
599
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,800
You have any ideas on how we might
turn this thing around?
600
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,480
-Good music.
-Music!
601
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,840
Hey.
602
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,480
That is a fantastic idea, son.
You see that? Hey!
603
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,080
What kind of music?
604
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,920
The only music worth being called music.
I'm talking about the funk.
605
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,200
Hello, singing?
606
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,920
We can't play funk without a bass line.
607
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,280
Or black guys.
608
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,680
We'll find someone. We don't need Ditz.
609
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,800
Oh, you don't? So somebody else
is getting you paying gigs?
610
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,640
We headline at homecoming in two weeks.
611
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,760
-Someone talking to us?
-I don't hear anything.
612
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,080
It's Diz. What's wrong with you people?
613
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,720
I was an asshole at the mall.
614
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,880
World-class asshole.
615
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,120
They're scouting me for Asshole Olympics.
I'm carrying the torch.
616
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,080
Come on, you guys, I'm sorry.
617
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,160
I got no good excuse for what I did.
618
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,240
It's not easy being the big bull.
619
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,840
You're the big bullshit!
Gil's the big bull.
620
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,840
-Yeah, but that's me.
-Is it?
621
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,800
So, what makes you any different
from any other high school thug?
622
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,920
-Quit it!
-It wasn't me?
623
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,560
-Then who was it?
-Him.
624
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,360
Hi, guys. Ed Ligget. Tuba!
625
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,720
The marching band is collecting bottles
for the homeless.
626
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,040
Ironically, taking away their only job.
627
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,280
Any donations would be appreciated.
628
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,160
You know what the homeless need?
629
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,120
A midget.
630
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,360
Why would they need a midget?
631
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,760
Shut up!
632
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,600
Hey! Quit it!
633
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,040
What a throw.
634
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,760
Little Ed, are you okay?
635
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,320
Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family.
636
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,640
You remembered my name.
637
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,120
Come on.
638
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,240
-What's Gil doing?
-He's taking him up the tower.
639
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,840
Ed Ligget's gonna get
his little ass kicked.
640
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,000
Who's that little dude?
641
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,720
Hey, Conner.
642
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,840
What did Ed ever do to you?
643
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,560
All right, freak.
644
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,520
We don't call people that here.
645
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,160
Danielle?
646
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,360
She's going down there with the geeks!
647
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,560
-Emily.
-Danielle.
648
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,560
-Look, Emily...
-I know.
649
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,520
-You backed him instead of me?
-Caught that?
650
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,080
Bullshit! My girlfriend's
supposed to back me up!
651
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,200
You're right.
Your girlfriend should back you up.
652
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:07,480
Find one.
653
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,880
I don't need you! I could have anyone!
654
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:16,440
Look, man.
655
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,760
I'm sorry, me and the guys
pissed in your tuba.
656
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,240
You did?
657
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,280
-Yeah.
-I thought it tasted funny.
658
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,280
Another win for the Highlanders!
659
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,600
Mark's gonna help you pass trig.
660
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,080
You don't remember me, do you?
661
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,840
"Stop! Please!
Your ass is crushing my head!"
662
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,400
Oh! Was that you?
663
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,520
Highland wins again!
664
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,400
Damn! That's what I'm talking about!
665
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:16,480
I'd like to introduce you
to a few old buddies of mine.
666
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,440
Hi, I'm...
667
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,560
Hawk.
668
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,040
And I'm...
669
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,400
Apache.
670
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,680
-Hawk, Apache and I--
-Were in prison together.
671
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,120
Mostly in the shower.
672
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,680
Can you just smell the playoffs?
673
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,040
Before I met Gil,
I'd have looked at you and walked away
674
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,920
wiggling my ass to show what you missed.
675
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,680
Yeah, well, the universe is upside down.
676
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,200
And in a few minutes, you will be, too.
677
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,600
I finally understand the song.
678
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,240
Touchdown!
679
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,440
Unbelievable!
680
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,920
We're going to the State Championship!
681
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,240
The Highlanders are on fire!
682
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,800
Little spill.
683
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,480
Remember...
684
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,800
turn, don't burn.
685
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:41,000
I want you to know
that when you go off to college,
686
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,560
me and this house...
687
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,560
-roll with you.
-Dad.
688
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,320
Do not, I repeat, do not do that!
689
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,080
Just roll around, Dad,
you'll be all right.
690
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,080
We're closed.
691
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,200
Hey, it's okay. He's with me.
692
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,680
You're really good!
693
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,840
Best part of working here.
I ride the bull for free.
694
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,480
And I get good tips for wearing
a bandanna as a shirt.
695
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,400
Watch it, hoodlum.
696
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,120
That's Estelle. She must like you.
697
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,440
Hi, Estelle.
698
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,800
Hi.
699
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,800
Don't mind Estelle.
She's like my big sister. She worries.
700
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,280
-What could she worry about?
-That I'll end up like my mom.
701
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,720
Working days here
and raising three kids by myself.
702
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,160
I didn't know that.
703
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,600
It's hard to keep track
of the white trash clichés.
704
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,400
I'm not worried.
705
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,920
-You're not?
-No.
706
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,440
-That's a relief. You want a pad?
-For what?
707
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,560
-Estelle!
-Look.
708
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,240
If I can do what I've done,
you can do anything.
709
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,840
-I wish I had your confidence.
-Don't ever wish that.
710
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,760
Why? You know exactly who you are.
711
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,200
But you don't know who I am.
712
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,880
Before I came to East Highland...
713
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,600
You get good distance
with the skinny ones.
714
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,200
Are you okay?
715
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,520
That's just it.
716
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,840
I'm not--
717
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,680
They killed Paco.
718
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,600
-Paco?
-Paco!
719
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,760
Black Spiders.
720
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,120
-See this tattoo?
-I don't need to hear it.
721
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:39,400
There's things about me I need to tell
that you won't like.
722
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,240
It doesn't matter! Anything in your past,
I don't need to know.
723
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,800
Let's just think about now.
724
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,000
But I'm really Dizzy.
725
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,520
So am I.
726
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,880
She is going to college, punk!
727
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,000
Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her!
728
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,320
That's a buzz-kill. Night, Estelle.
729
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,360
-Ready for State Finals?
-All I do is ride a horse.
730
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,160
I'm worried. Those Drillers can be brutal.
731
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,440
The Drillers?
732
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,120
Rocky Creek High. You know where it is?
733
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,320
I do.
734
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,360
Look, Danielle.
735
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,760
I can't go to that game.
I hate that school.
736
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,040
Wait a minute. How can you not come?
737
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,200
It's complicated.
738
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,840
I hate it, too,
but if you don't show up, nobody will.
739
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,520
Please, don't bail now.
740
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:40,160
Let's welcome our undefeated
defending State Champions...
741
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,840
the Rocky Creek Drillers!
742
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,840
And from East Highland High...
743
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,480
the Highlanders.
744
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,000
I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies
aren't gonna show up.
745
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,480
Hold!
746
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,080
What's going on?
747
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,840
Kirk, you're falling behind.
Come on, hurry! Go, go!
748
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:38,280
What a miraculous, momentous occasion
in Highlander history, sports fans!
749
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:44,560
With eight ticks left on the clock,
the score is tied, 24 all!
750
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,760
The Drillers are at the 50-yard line.
751
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,440
There's only time for one last play!
752
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:55,360
If the Highlanders can stop the Drillers,
we're looking at overtime!
753
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,720
Who's that little dude?
754
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:08,200
-Let's go, Highland!
-Let's go, Highland!
755
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:12,880
This is the biggest day
for Texas Five-A football
756
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,160
since Johnson killed Kennedy!
757
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,560
Come on, Highland!
758
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,280
Highland! Highland!
759
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,160
You understand what's going on?
760
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,040
Their team isn't killing us,
their fans are!
761
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,480
Put your heads in the game
and concentrate!
762
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:47,920
We got a split left quick toss,
29 on one-on-one. Duncan gets the ball.
763
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,720
No way, asshole! Not Duncan!
764
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,520
My team, my game,
my championship, my ball!
765
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,560
Just do your job, and I'll do the rest!
766
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,200
Watch the back!
767
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,240
Red, 71, down!
768
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,360
Go, Rocky Creek!
769
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:22,240
Get out of here, Rocky Creek!
770
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,040
Defense! Defense! Defense!
771
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,280
Fumble!
772
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,320
Go!
773
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:19,440
Highland wins!
774
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,480
This is for you, son.
775
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,640
Thank you.
776
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,240
Go Highland!
777
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,680
No!
778
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:58,680
Is that...
779
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,160
Hi!
780
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,760
Hey, Dizzy dipshit!
781
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,280
Where are you?
782
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:43,840
Yo, dipshit!
783
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:47,720
How you doing, buddy?
784
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,320
How's it going?
785
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:53,160
-Who is he?
-Just an old friend.
786
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,600
A friend of Gil is one of mine. Travis.
787
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:57,000
-Lonnie.
-Pete.
788
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,760
Ed Ligget, tuba. How you doing, man?
789
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:06,160
-Better now.
-What's wrong with you?
790
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,920
-So I tossed a freak.
-We discourage name-calling here.
791
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,160
-What do you want?
-You stole my championship, asshole!
792
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:18,400
If you must talk like that,
I'll have to ask you to leave.
793
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:22,040
I'll leave as soon as I tell
the truth about your leader.
794
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,520
-We know he was in prison.
-Prison? Are you shitting me?
795
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,920
All right, buddy-boy!
That doesn't fly around--
796
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,440
Okay, you guys, back it up.
797
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,520
This is my fight.
798
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,680
Oh, baby! Come on, make my day!
799
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,880
Get him!
800
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,640
I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass!
801
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,080
Take this! And this!
802
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,840
I wanna know what you know.
803
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,400
Someone spread the word about our band.
804
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:26,480
-That was us.
-But half of Rocky Creek is here.
805
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,200
What? How did they hear?
806
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:31,520
-Hey, guys. Check this out.
-Creed?
807
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,040
What idiot would fall for this?
There's a menu on the other side.
808
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:39,560
Anybody know where the VIP room is?
Excuse me, ladies? Hello?
809
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,520
Thank you. Who did that?
810
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,440
-Hey, fat-ass.
-Quiet, Billy.
811
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,920
Hi.
812
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:51,560
I didn't think I'd live to see us win
the State Championship.
813
01:13:58,040 --> 01:13:59,320
Quiet!
814
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,800
Ladies and gentlemen...
815
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:04,680
Suburban Funk!
816
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,160
We can do this.
817
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,600
Ladies and gentlemen, Creed...
818
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:49,120
will not be here tonight.
Repeat, will not be here.
819
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,720
And drop curtain.
820
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:53,680
Cue.
821
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,440
Mrs. Whitman, it's my--
822
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,200
-It's mine, now!
-No--
823
01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:07,400
Yo, East Highland, you know Gil Harris.
824
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:12,760
Hey, Rocky Creek,
you remember Diz Harrison?
825
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:14,920
Guess what, folks?
826
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:18,240
Gil and Diz are the same guy.
827
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:25,320
He made fools of you.
You don't believe me, ask him yourself.
828
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,720
Maybe for once, he'll tell the truth.
829
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,600
This sucks! What's going on?
830
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,440
-Hey!
-Nora, it's all right.
831
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,600
I can handle this.
832
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,040
I can explain.
833
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,200
-Let the brother speak!
-Luther.
834
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,400
Not just Luther. Spiders.
835
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,320
You play my kind of music.
836
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:07,480
Out of the way, Red.
I've been in the pen a while.
837
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:13,560
Everything you saw on that screen
was completely...
838
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,400
true.
839
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,080
They're right. I'm a liar.
840
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,680
I don't know what I was thinking.
841
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,320
Actually, I do know what I was thinking.
842
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,920
I was trying to become something more than
843
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,000
just a blip on the radar screen.
844
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,640
So, I made someone up.
845
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,400
Someone I thought you'd all like.
846
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:43,600
And all because I cared more about
what other people thought of me...
847
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,920
than what I thought of me.
848
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:51,400
But I bet I'm not the only person here
who's ever let that happen.
849
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,240
What is this?
850
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,840
-Broke-dick, Broke-dick!
-Broke-dick, Broke-dick!
851
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:10,400
Better come scoop up your friend.
852
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,480
Move it!
853
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,600
Anybody got a staple gun?
854
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,880
Who's the bitch now?
855
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,880
-Diz! Oh, my God, you're bleeding!
-My nose.
856
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,320
The crowd, they're animals!
857
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:38,640
No, animals are kinder. They don't boo
when they're killing something.
858
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,120
Diz, you are amazing.
859
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:55,080
-What was that for?
-Can't I appreciate you?
860
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:59,680
You're scaring me. What's going on?
861
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,120
You've inspired me.
862
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:05,000
I have to do something
I've wanted to do a long time.
863
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:08,080
I have to let somebody know
how I feel about him.
864
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:11,600
You know, Nora--
865
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,200
Better than PlayStation 2?
866
01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:23,000
Now it is.
867
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:27,120
-Yo, I guess it's me and you.
-And us.
868
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,800
And me.
869
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:37,560
Would you two get a room?
870
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:38,840
I'm sorry.
871
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:44,520
-I don't know what to call you.
-Broke-dick seems to be popular.
872
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,360
You're the biggest liar I've ever met.
873
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:50,440
You're right, I'm a liar.
874
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,920
They called me "Dan the Man."
875
01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,560
What?
876
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,640
That was before I lost the braces
and grew boobs.
877
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:04,920
Then I became "Danielle the Body."
878
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:10,080
I dropped all the friends I had
because they looked like the old me.
879
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,520
And very selfish and mean,
880
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,480
but I just wanted so badly to fit in.
881
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,080
Been there.
882
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,520
Do you even ride the motorcycle?
883
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,000
Yeah, actually I do.
884
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:29,720
But it usually takes a station wagon
or a bush to stop me.
885
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:32,800
So, what do we do now?
886
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:36,520
Don't ask me. The last plan
I had blew up pretty badly.
887
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:37,720
No kidding.
888
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:04,640
So, you see...
889
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,280
I saved his narrow behind.
890
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,600
And he got to kiss the girl.
891
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,880
I hope that inspires you.
892
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,280
It has. It's taught me a lot.
893
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,160
It's easy for a man like me to forget
what most slobs will do to get a woman.
894
01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:29,160
My fault, I talk too much.
That really did burn me, sorry.
895
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:36,440
Oh, God!
896
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:38,240
-You okay?
-No, he clipped it.
897
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:54,520
That's why I wanna use you.
898
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:08,320
-You staring at my Janet?
-No. No way, man!
899
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,680
Can we do that again?
He couldn't understand what I said.
900
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,720
I'm sorry, that sucked!
901
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,360
Look at that!
902
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,160
Don't yell for mercy.
903
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,480
Oh, God, I blew the line.
904
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,200
Check me out! Bat-wings!
905
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,400
Cut! Cut!
906
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,120
I need three gallons of mineral water...
907
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,520
16 martini olives...
908
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:06,040
and enough hummus
to cover this beautiful girl's body.
909
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,400
You got that?
910
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,120
Who's the bitch now?
911
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,560
Hey, man. You got a smoke?
912
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,480
How you doing?
913
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,840
-Better now.
-Okay, cut.
62798
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof