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I'm a little person.
We always find a way to...

make it work.

What do you mean,
what's dwarfism?

Dwarfism is a...
Gosh.

A skeletal dysplasia that
people are born with.

Dwarfism is, like, me.

Let's get this party started!

I'm John, and I'm bringing all
my single friends

to Palm Springs.

This whole group met

at the Little People of America
Convention,

which is an annual
convention for people

with dwarfism.

We live in
an average-sized world.

We're having, like,
a party party.

Is this lady just
staring at us?

Yeah, she fully is.

So this vacation is our
chance to live without judgment.

Shimmy.

Here, we're all the same,
and it's finally a chance

to feel normal.

We have Stephanie.

She's friends with the entire
Little community.

Everyone knows Steph.

She's single, and I would love

for her to find the man
of her dreams.

- Love.
- Oh, my God.

Sammy is the life
of the party.

- Oh.
- He's a wild card.

- Put the wiener in my mouth!
- Hey, hey, hey.

♪ I've been here
calling the shots ♪

- JJ is a God girl.
- Go, JJ.

- Go, go, go, JJ.
- Go, JJ, go, JJ, go.

I mean, I just farted in front
of her the other day

and she didn't mind.

I really gotta poop.

Sorry, I just farted.
I really gotta poop.

- Whoo!
- ♪ She's a ten ♪

♪ She's a ten.
♪ She's a ten, hey ♪

Krista, she's like
a Disney princess.

- You look like an angel.
- Look, the, uh, the tooth fairy.

The tooth fairy?

Such a cute, innocent woman.

Well, innocent to a point.

You need to step up.
If you're not honest with her,

I will be honest with her.

♪ She's a ten ♪

She has skeletons
in her closet.

Everyone does.

I'm starting to get a little
crush on somebody.

- Oh.
- Ooh.

- Yeah.
- Who is it?

How do you think we're gonna
keep this thing a secret?

I just wanna set some
ground rules.

Everyone has fun.
No one gets hurt.

I've never been with
a little person ever.

There's a first for
everything, right?

I know, there's a first
for everything.

I know my friends will be upset
that I wasn't honest with them.

I mean, if someone's lying,

we all deserve
to know the truth.

I don't give a [bleep].

I care about
a ten-year friendship.

Stop [bleep] playing games.

It's not fair, and it's not OK.

♪ You're up to something ♪

♪ Too bad I can't read
your mind ♪

♪ There's only one thing ♪

♪ I hope you can help me find ♪
- Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Let's go!
I'll grab that later.

I'm John Ferguson.

My friends call me
Fergie, or Ferg.

I'm 28 years old from
Toronto, Canada.

Oh, you can already see
the pool.

I have the most common type of
dwarfism, achondroplasia.

I got small limbs,
regular sized torso like all of

you, a massive ass,
and for some reason,

we have this odd looking hand,
but, I mean, I kinda like it.

I can play with myself in not
a weird way.

Oh, what the [bleep]?
That's actually sketchy.

If the police come right
when I arrive,

that'll be a bit annoying.

This place is sick.

Yes.

Got a hot tub, too?
All right, we got a kitchen.

Might need a couple stools.
That's no worries.

I'm the only little person
in my entire family,

and growing up was quite
a challenge because I was

always made fun of
for how I look.

When I was created,
they decided, let's not only

make this guy short,
but let's also give him

the challenge
of that-- exactly.

Let's also give--
sorry.

So, if you haven't already
noticed, I have a stutter,

which means everybody just
wanted to make fun of me

'cause I was an easy target.

I had to quickly realize that
I'm little.

I make people laugh.

Why am I not using that
to my advantage?

I decided to make
a quick video.

Jesus!

And then I made a few
more videos, and then

that all blew up, and then
I never looked back.

It turned into a career for me.

If you can't change it,
embrace it.

Oh, this one's sick.

My role in this friend group
is, I'd say I'm the glue.

I just love to bring everybody
together, and all my friends

come from average
height families.

So, we make it a point to get
together, escape the average

sized world, and just let
loose, have fun,

and kind of just feel normal
for once.

- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you so much.

- You all good?
- All good.

Uh, I might have
over-packed a little bit.

- Hello?
- No way!

My name is Stephanie.

I'm from Charlotte,
North Carolina,

and I am in marketing for
a scaffolding company.

This place is so cool.

Yeah, we have tequila,
but we'll wait.

- Love tequila.
- I know.

I may be little, but I have
a big attitude,

a big personality.

Oh, and a big ass, too.

Sorry, Dad.

Oh, my God,
you can play chess.

They're almost
as big as us.

I know.

Oh, my God, we could be
the chess pieces.

We could.

When it comes to Stephanie,
she's kind of been like

my older sister.

You did good, John.

I just realized
you haven't even selected

what room you want.

Whoever ends up in this room,
you can't have this room

and not get laid.
- It's an obligation.

But I didn't select it
'cause it's so big,

and I felt bad 'cause of this.

Oh, yeah, the-- there's no boys
staying in here.

And we can go swimming.
You could do laps.

I can do laps in here.

You know, I was in a long-term

relationship, and I got out
of it two years ago.

I would like to be married
with, you know, either a baby

or a thought of a baby
not so distant in the future.

But as I get older,
the dating pool gets smaller,

especially if I see myself
ending up with

another little person.

Oh, my God.

I know.
I think we have--

- Get in this thing.
- Oh, OK.

This is even
before the tequila.

Um, I might go get a lifeguard
if you are gonna go in here.

Growing up with average height
parents, obviously there's

things that, like, my parents
will never understand,

and that's why these
friendships and this vacation

is so important.

Oh, Sammy's here.

Wow.
This place is crazy.

- Hello!
- Oh, my gosh.

- What is up?
- How have you been?

Good.
How are you?

- I'm good.
- Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Hold on.
Just leave those out there?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

- This house is insane.
- Isn't this amazing?

I'm Sammy.

I'm 26 years old.

I'm from
Sacramento, California.

I'm 4'6", but my personality
makes me feel like I'm 7' tall.

I switched to tequila.
Let's get cranked.

I'm the life of the party.

Ooh, a little bar.

- Yeah, little bar.
- We'll party.

Being the only little person
in small town I grew up in

built me into the person
I am today.

My family included me in
everything, but my mom was

the more protective one.

She got me a pinky ring on
the inside of it.

It says, "Don't do
dumb [bleep]."

Love, Mom.

- Where's John?
- I don't know, actually.

This is the room I would
have wanted.

- Well, maybe you can stay here.
- Like, come on.

Oh, nice little bell
you have there.

Look at this tub, though.

It's insane.

John--

I'm the worst.
Oh, my God.

- First of all, hi.
- Hi.

I have to go pee,

and you almost made me
pee my pants.

Good to see you, brother.

I've been friends
with Steph for 13 years.

A few years after that, I met
Sammy, and that's when

the three amigos began.

You're wearing jeans
to Palm Springs?

- Yeah.
- I'm probably
a swamp-ass.

Bro, it's called swag.

Everybody thinks him
and I are brothers

and even twins.

I don't think I look
like you whatsoever.

I don't have that fluffy
alfa-alfa hair.

At least I have
a straight hairline.

I am proud of my hairline.
I love it.

It goes all the way back.

You could land the moon
on that.

Why would you land the moon?

No, I know what you were
trying to say.

I don't know
why I would do that.

At least, have one
[bleep] brain cell.

Shut up.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you able to have fun
after the accident?

Yeah, I can have some fun.

About seven months ago.

Everything in my life
completely changed.

I got in
a life-threatening accident.

I had brain surgery, and now
I have a metal plate in my head.

This trip means even more now,
and I'm so grateful to be here.

Your boy is back.

I kinda look like a Viking,
but he's back.

New man, Sammy 2.0
is coming around.

I'm not gonna pass up on
any opportunity to have fun,

especially with
my best friends.

I'm ready to live life
to the fullest.

This is my room.
It's sick.

- All right.
- This room's
pretty cool.

- That bed is cool.
- I call dibs.

This is actually so sweet.

- Yeah.
- So who else is coming?

- Uh.
- Jordana and Krista.

So we're-- we're outnumbered,
pretty much.

Yeah.

- It's so pretty here.
- It's gorgeous.

- I love all the palm trees.
- I used to live here.

- You used to live here?
- Mm-hmm.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.
It's crazy to be back.

I haven't seen, um, Stephanie
in a long time.

I saw her just a couple months
ago, but.

- Yeah.
- For the LPA.

Yeah.

I met a lot of really
nice guys.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Do you still-- do you talk
to anybody?

Um, every once in a while,
here and there, you know?

Bro, we have so many seats.

There's three places
to sleep up there, too.

I think whoever has sex,
they should be outside so that

no one has to hear inside.
- That's a good rule.

Doesn't it get cold here
at night?

I don't think yours can get
any smaller, so that's fine.

Buddy.

People think just 'cause
we are small,

they think everything's small.

They don't call me tripod
for nothing.

How are we gonna get
on these, though?

- These seem a little--
- I don't know,

but I want those
for my house.

Is there anything we
should have on here?

- This is sim--
- Is that the rule board?

I'm gonna say, "No judgment."

We've all grown up
together, really,

and been there through so many
different phases of our lives,

and I'm a little worried that
this wonderful friendship

dynamic that we have going on
might change because Sammy

and I are keeping a little bit
of a secret from John.

I don't really know
how to cook.

This is why the men should
stay out in the kitchen.

I don't know.
I'll handle cooking.

I'll make a couple meals,
I guess.

I don't trust your cooking.

When have you cooked for her?

Um, when was that?

That's a great question.

I went and visited her
in Houston.

That was it.

- It was like a golf trip.
- Yeah.

Sammy came out to play golf
with me while I was visiting

my parents in Texas.

And one thing led to another,
and we hooked up.

You had to fly to Houston
to play golf.

This whole thing with Sammy
and I has been going on for

around a year.

I don't know.

I don't know if I'm the best
golf instructor.

Before Sammy's accident, it was

just a fun, drunk,
stupid make-out.

But Sammy's accident really
made me realize that

my feelings for him
are pretty strong.

I think this vacation could be
a great opportunity to see

if there could be something more
between me and Sammy.

- Did you bring your clubs?
- Yeah.

- Where are yours at?
- Oh, in my room.

I'm flustered right now.

- You visited her in Houston.
- Yeah.

Not cool, I thought,

we were the three amigos.
That's our thing.

And to find out Steph and Sam
hang out alone, it's weird.

It's strange.

You're, like,
interrogating us.

I'm curious.

I didn't know you went
to Houston.

We've been the three amigos
for so long and have been there

for each other through
so many things in life.

I really don't want this
to ruin that.

I promise you I'm of age.

Will someone give me a tea?

- What, like a huge one?
- Yeah.

Dang.
No, don't break that.

We live in an average-sized
world, so you're gonna

have to climb.

Yes, thank you.

I like where we're at
right now,

and I'd like to stay that way,

but you're not gonna get mad
at me for flirting

with other people at the house?

I mean, it's kinda [bleep] up

if you do it right
in front of me.

Well, I'll try not to do it
right in front of you.

♪ You can have your cake,
you can eat it too ♪

♪ I'll serve it to you
on a silver plate ♪

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

My name is Jordana,
or you can call me JJ.

- Do you need help?
- Yeah, thank you.

- Got you.
- Thanks.

I am just a wild, crazy, sexy,
independent tomboy.

- Hi!
- Hey!

- Great to see you-- holy.
- How are you?

This is all your luggage?

I brought my whole closet.

I am the only little person
in my family.

I didn't understand that
I was a little person

until I was about six years old.

When I saw another little
person for the first time,

I went, "OK,

I'm different."

And then I went, "All right,
moving on."

I've been dancing since
I was three years old.

I was on Broadway.

I did the "Radio City Christmas
Spectacular" for 13 years.

I've been on tour
with Miley Cyrus.

That was freaking amazing.

And now I am a part of a dance
group called Micro Maidens.

Oh, my God, this is so nice.

Oh, my God, look at the bull.

Yeah, and I honestly
didn't even notice that

when I walked in.

- Hi!
- Hello!

- Oh, my God.
- I'm not outnumbered anymore.

- Hi!
- It's been so long.

I met Steph when
I was 17 at LPA,

the Little People of America
Convention.

We both made out with two
different guys

in the same room.

She was my partner in crime.

Good, how are you?
Hi.

I love your top.
You look gorgeous.

Thank you.
So do you.

My name is Krista.

I just turned 30 years old,
and I live in

Detroit, Michigan.

The type of dwarfism I have,

the abbreviation for it is Acro.

But all of my friends
have achondroplasia.

So my type of dwarfism has
different characteristics.

We have smaller, boxier hands,
same as our feet, and we have

bigger booties, which people
seem to love.

So, thought it'd be funny
to put rules on the board, so...

You know what?
I'm not surprised

you put that rule up there,

because I feel like you do
the most crazy things.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

That would warrant judgment,
but I digress.

You guys can select your room
as well.

When Steph told me about
the vacation and it was gonna be

in Palm Springs,
I was a little hesitant,

because I lived here before,

and I was in
a toxic relationship.

So I'm hoping on this vacation
that I'll be able to make

better memories.

This is cute.

- I'm so freaking excited.
- Let's do it.

Yeah, let's unpack.

Oh, my God, this bag is huge,
but I still don't feel like

I packed enough.

You guys wanna swim?

Yeah, let's get
into our suits.

Krista, what color
are you wearing?

Orange.

I'm wearing black.

I'm making another round.
Tequila.

- Let's do it.
- Whoo, we got shots!

Cheers.
Ching-ching.

Cheers.
Hey, let's have a party, OK?

- Yes!
- Let's have some fun.

Let's go.

It means the world to me that
I get to spend a good amount of

time with other little people
because I didn't grow up around

the little people community,
so I want my friends to show me

a new perspective on the world,
especially when the world looks

at us like we're so different.

Let's go!

Swimming to me as a dwarf is
so much more challenging because

we have small fins,

whatever this would be
on a shark.

It looks so great.

I feel like
it's, like, sucking.

- Oh, yeah.
- My ass eats all
the bathing suit.

Mine, too, like, runs out.

- Dwarf butts just, like--
- Eat it.

Yeah.

I'm not gonna lie, your butt

is amazing.

I'm actually jealous
of your butt.

It's insane.

Oh, wow.

- It's nice.
- Yeah, it's really nice.

It's so nice.

- It feels good.
- It's so warm.

I have a question for y'all.

OK, so, because you all, like,

Yeah.

One thing that makes
our experience unique

as a little person is the Little
People of America conventions.

We make lifelong friendships,
meet romantic partners.

It is so much more
than just a yearly conference.

So, like,

people have told me that, like,
it's such a close-knit

community that y'all have
already, like, dated and--

Yeah, honestly,
everyone's hooked up

with everyone.
- Really?

So, like, you guys,
you don't judge each other,

obviously, but do you judge
the women

that you've been with?
- No.

- No.
- No, no, no.

I've never been with a little
person ever in my life.

- Really?
- Yeah, never, not even once.

There's a first
for everything, right?

I know, there's a first
for everything.

Not that I wouldn't,
I just didn't grow up

around little people.

Everyone always asked me,
like, "Would you date,

like, you know, a tall guy?"

And I'm like, "I've only ever
dated tall guys."

We all hung out with Krista

for the first time last year
during the LPA,

the annual convention
for little people.

When I first laid eyes on her,
I was like .

When she's looking at me,
she just leaves me speechless.

Like, that sparkle in her eye
is insane.

And I'm like,
"Hello, gorgeous."

I think you need to find
a small man, then.

I think that it would be nice
to find someone like me.

I've heard I'm a pretty
good kisser.

What about you?

I've never had complaints.
OK.

Neither have I, so.

When I first met Sammy,
I thought that he was

so charming.

I think Sammy is really sweet.

And I'd go out with Sammy
if he asked me.

But he has to be a gentleman
and ask me.

So, John and Sammy,
you guys have never been

with an average-height woman?
- I have.

You have?
OK.

- How was that for you?
- I loved it.

- You loved it?
- Yeah.

I lost my virginity to
an average height woman.

I did lose my little
person virginity,

and I was like, "Whoa!"

After hooking up with
those average heights,

this is physically just
so much easier.

I've been small,
tall, you name it,

I've been there.

You know, we're all the same
height laying down.

When you're hooking up with
a little person and you're also

little, it's a bit
more passionate.

It's a bit more real.
It's at least what I've found.

Have y'all had sex in
a pool before?

When I was growing up,
I would, like, hug the...

- The jet?
- The jet?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

You [bleep] the jet?

No, I didn't [bleep]
the jet, it just--

it hits your area
in an arousing manner.

Oh, you know, I can't even
judge, 'cause, like, I've been

guilty of doing that with
the shower head.

Yeah, I've seen that--

I thought you'd do that
with the shower head.

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah.

I feel like this is like
a blanket.

It's really soft.

- Sammy.
- What?

- You wanna talk over there?
- Yeah, sure.

Oh, God.
You're making me nervous.

Sammy's a flirt.
He's always been a flirt.

It was different 'cause
we were best friends.

And I can't help but notice
that he's been flirting

pretty hard with Krista.

And I just wanna set some
ground rules.

Everyone has fun.
No one gets hurt.

We're all adults, and we can
have a great time.

So what's going on?

I just wanna spend some time
with you.

All right.

How do you think we're gonna
keep this thing a secret?

- Just what we've been doing?
- Mm-hmm.

How do you think John would
feel if he did know about it?

I don't know if it's gonna
break up the three amigos.

And I think he's smart enough
to already see signs of

what's going on.

I mean, it would definitely be
bad if John found out,

but still kind of fun
to make out.

- It has its perks.
- I would hope so.

But what's the goal?

What are we gonna be doing?
Like, what are we?

- What do you want us to be?
- That's the thing.

I don't know.
That's why I'm asking you.

I don't know what I want us,
like, I just...

You think we're gonna
figure it out before the end of

this vacation?
- I would hope so.

It's hard to give you answers.
I don't know any answers.

'Cause I don't know
what we are.

We're still just figuring it
out, but obviously

the feelings are very strong.

Like, we care about each other
a lot, and Sammy's accident

definitely changed him.

I don't know that Sammy is
ready to give me what I deserve

out of a relationship.

I-- I like where we're at right
now, and I'd like to stay that

way, but we can see where this
takes us on this vacation.

Steph's an amazing person,
but I'm a little worried that

she wants more from me
than I'm able to give her.

I think she is looking
to settle down,

find someone to marry.

But the main thing for me,

I've been given a second chance
at life.

Like, I wanna make
the absolute most of

this vacation.

Hope you're not gonna get
mad at me for flirting

with other people at the house.

Krista, are you OK with
saving the sake for when we have

a sushi date night?
- Please, yeah.

- Good.
- Did he just ask me out
on a date?

Wait, I was just about
to say that.

It makes me wanna barf.

I like where we're at right
now, and I'd like to stay that

way, but you're not gonna
get mad at me for flirting with

other people at the house?

I mean, it's kind of [bleep] if
you do it right in front of me.

Well, I'll try not to do it
right in front of you.

It's just...

We're all together
in the house, so it's like,

what am I supposed to do?

Wait till you go to your room
and be mysterious about it?

No, just maybe not be
so obvious about it.

Yeah.

It's not that you can't flirt

with other people.
It's just...

All right.
OK.

I feel like Steph and I are on
the same page, which is good.

We're both free to do
whatever we want.

And we're gonna have a good
vacation because of that.

Blow this popsicle stand.

So, guys, let's go to
the liquor store.

I get to drive, and
all your lives are in my hands.

That's a scary thought.

I've already closed this,
so it's good.

- I wanna sit in
the middle back.
- Middle back?

- Middle back?
- All the way back?

Yeah.
Well, not all the way back.

Oh, yeah.

My fat butt's
not gonna fit.

- Like the middle seat?
- Yes.

You got it.

All right, we're going to
the liquor store.

- I found one close.
- Of course you did.

OK, I'll be honest, guys.

Uh, yeah, this is harder
than it looks.

Please don't tell us that.
Be confident.

- Oh.
- Oh, my God.

You're going right,
and then you're going left.

In order to drive,
I got a pedal extension.

So you just screw it on
the pedal, and it gets you

a little bit more length.

Do you need something under,
behind you?

Oh, for sure I do, yeah.

The extensions that were put on
by the rental company aren't

as long as the extensions
I have at home.

So this is gonna be quite
a hectic drive.

Driving the-- oh, [bleep].

Straight, straight, straight.

Ow.
[bleep]

- You're giving us whiplash.
- I'm sorry, guys.

- I can hardly reach the pedals.
- Oh, yeah.

- Pull right in.
- Thanks, bud.

Oh, yeah, baby.

- Let's unload.
- Oh, sorry.

- Are you good?
- Thank you.

- Oh, yeah.
- I'm such a gentleman.

You're such a gentleman.

Let's get in here.

I promise you I'm of age.

- Will someone give me a tea?
- What, like a huge one?

Yeah.

- No, don't break that.
- No, I want a big one.

We live in an average
sized world,

so we face a lot of challenges.

And one of those challenges is
not being able to reach

something on the top shelf.
So you're gonna have to climb.

- The original?
- Half and half.

It's also quite hard to

climb up on an average height
toilet seat as well.

I actually end up
throwing my feet

on the front of the seat.

If my feet are just hanging
there, it's uncomfortable when

I crap or pee.

Well, I don't pee
when I'm sitting down.

Sorry, that's-- that's a lot of
information to take in.

Yes, thank you.

That was actually
very impressive.

Thank you.

Should we get any more,
like, hard alcohol, or...?

Wait, I need to get Prosecco.

You guys like sake?

- I love sake.
- Sa-- sake.

I feel like we would have
a good time together if we both

drink sake together.
- Yes.

I don't think little people
have the same alcohol tolerance

as the average person.
I mean, think about it.

We have less blood.

Thank you, sir.

- There's way less
space to put the alcohol.
- We are smaller.

It's also why we always get
a boner, because there's not

a lot of other places
the blood can go.

Don't-- don't say it like that.

All right, buddy, we'll see you.

All right, you guys
have a good one now.

I think this will last us,
like, three nights.

- Three nights?
- Maybe two nights.

Like, two and a half hours.

You guys wanna have
another drink?

Yeah.

You wanna take a shot
of Fireball?

Yeah, I don't like
Fireball, guys.

- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm not
drinking Fireball.

Krista, are you OK with
saving the sake

for when we have...
- Mm-hmm, sushi.

...a nice sushi date night?

Please, yeah.

Did he just ask me
out on a date?

Sammy is just very outgoing,
and I'm very attracted

to men like that.

I just, I think that we might
be a good match.

I don't know.

Krista, can
I feed you a cherry?

You can feed me one.
Yeah, you can feed me one.

- I can feed you one?
- Yeah.

I'm really excited to go out
on my first date with an LP man.

Ready?

- Oh, it's good.
- It is good?

- Mm-hmm.
- All right.

The one thing I asked Sammy of
this trip was,

do not disrespect me.

Don't flirt in front of me.

And now he's asked Krista out
on a date right in front of me.

I like it.

I do struggle with being in
public without

an average height person.

I feel like everyone's
staring at me.

Like, I just, I feel judged.

Like, I don't wanna
feel judged.

I wanna avoid that.

♪ And if you like to go fast ♪

We should honestly
get out of here soon,

'cause we have a reservation.
- Oh, gosh.

Wait, are you guys
ready already?

- Yeah.
- [bleep]

This will be fun.

Wow.
Look at you go.

So has anyone checked
on Steph?

She just has to do her makeup.

Are you ready, Steph?

Yeah.

- Holy.
- Ready to go.

I didn't know it was this type
of, uh, evening.

Yeah.

Getting a bit nervous for
what's about to come.

We do.

Are you feeling some type of
way or what?

- Some type of way.
- Holy.

What do you think
you're gonna get?

I don't know.

Do we even know where
we're going?

I haven't looked at the menu,
but it's called Mole.

So I'm guessing, I don't wanna
really guess, but I'm guessing

it's, like, named after
guacamole, so it's gonna be

a Mexican restaurant.
- Oh, OK.

Oh, here it is.

I see what
we're gonna get served.

- Kid's quesadilla.
- Kid's quesadilla.

If you're on a date
and you get handed a kid's menu,

it is not fun.

I get mistaken for being a kid

more often than you guys
would think.

I'm like, "Ma'am,
I'm 26 years old.

"Can you give me the drink
menu or something, please?"

You ready?

- Are we all ready?
- Let's go.

- Let's go to dinner.
- Oh, we're ready.

All right, guys.
It's on the right.

We have to cross here.
Hi.

Hello, people.
You've never seen five dwarfs?

Nope.

Here it is, guys.
Mole.

Mole!

What's up, bud?

I have your table ready.

Oh, amazing.

Why does this feel like
a very little table?

I don't talk about this a lot,
but sometimes I do struggle

with being in public without
an average height person.

I just kind of grew up with it
in the back of my head that

people were always judging me.

My mom's number one comeback
that she had taught me was,

"OK, well, I might be
little in height,

but you're little in mind."

I can't snap 'cause my--
my fingers are too short,

but you-- you get the point.

- Are we really?
- And if we actually have

to order groceries again,
that'll be ridiculous.

I feel like we have to order
groceries, like, every day.

Or just go to
the grocery store.

- Go to the grocery store.
- Yeah, I'm down, yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I've never really been
grocery shopping.

Wait, what?

You've never been
grocery shopping?

You're 30 years old and you've
never been grocery shopping?

Wait.

I mean, my mom has pushed me
in a shopping cart

and everything, but, like,
I've never actually gone into

a grocery store myself
to go grocery shopping.

- To buy something?
- Yeah, no.

- Are you ever hungry?
- Yeah.

- Like, how do you eat?
- I just order--

Yeah, what do you do?

I just order it to my house.

Girl, do you live
under a rock?

Like, what?

That's weird.

Is it a fear or a phobia?

Like, is there a reason
why you won't?

It's the anxiety of it.
It's the anxiety.

I don't wanna have to,
like, ask...

To other people?

Yeah, I don't wanna ask
anyone for help.

You know, my parents
meant well for me.

They were just trying
to protect me,

but I think that it
definitely made me

into an anxious person,

and it's something that I have
been working on

and trying to get away from.

I feel judged.

Like, I don't wanna
feel judged.

I wanna avoid that.

I think there are two ways
to look at life

as a little person.

You can either treat it as
it's something to be ashamed of,

but I believe if you do it
that way,

you're letting those people
in society win.

You can also go out and live
your life and be your hot self

and, like, enjoy it,
as you should.

Like, who cares what other
people think?

Would you go with all of us
if we go?

I mean, yeah, of course.

Could I be your support system
for that, then?

Thank you.

And I'm glad that we're doing
this together.

It feels like Sammy and Krista
are already on

their little date.

It makes me wanna barf.

You lose your grocery shop
virginity with us.

- Yes.
- I love that.

Here's to grocery
shop virginity.

Yes.

Here's to wingmen and women.

- We're all gonna be each
other's wingman.
- Yeah.

That being said,
what is your type of girl?

What kind of girl are you?

Like, what is your type
of girlfriend?

I would say if you're fun
and you're spontaneous.

Yeah.

And you're able to handle
my craziness.

- Hey, JJ, what's your type?
- Emotionally intelligent.

Emotionally intelligent,
all right.

- Really confident.
- Yeah.

- And is proud of what I do.
- Ah, I like that.

Since I'm in the entertainment
world and I do burlesque,

finding love as a little woman,

it's actually really challenging
because right now,

I feel like it's a fetish
in a bucket list.

They don't actually get to see
the real me and who I truly am.

When people ask me who's been
the best lover when it comes to,

like, little men or
average sized men,

has been a little person.
So hot.

Such a good kisser, too.

Like, he looked like
mini Van Diesel.

- Wait, what's your type?
- I honestly don't have a type.

I'm a personality guy.

Like, if you can handle
my jokes and me being

kind of ridiculous, I am,
but funny and also kind of

a sweetheart, I wanna look
for a life partner

that I'm gonna laugh with
till I'm 60 years old.

Yeah, I love a goofball.

I love a goofball.

I'm really good at noticing
when there's, like, tension.

And I'm noticing
with Steph and Sammy,

there's something going on.

Your room probably is the best
smelling room right now.

Well, my--

Well, also you smell good
no matter what.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

The vibe seems really weird
right now between

Steph and Sammy.

What the hell is going on
with these two?

Krista, wanna try some
of this?

- Yes.
- Guac with pomegranate?

Mm.
Ooh.

- First time.
- I love pomegranate.

Oh, my God.

It pisses me off
every time it happens.

What's going on between us?
What am I doing wrong?

I get it.

What do you think
you're doing wrong?

Why do you act like
I don't respect you?

- It's not-- 'cause you don't.
- Yes, I do.

Sammy!

[bleep], I hate this so much.

♪ Every Friday night,
I'm walking how I like ♪

You know what book I've
been reading?

- What?
- "The Subtle Art of
Not Giving a [bleep]"

- That makes so much sense.
- Really?

- Yeah, it does.
- Yo, it is only 7:58.

I know.

Are you guys going out
after this?

I mean, do you have any
recommendations or what?

- Oh, I love Red Barn.
- All right.

They have a different DJ,
and it's really fun.

- OK.
- Are we dancing?

- How are you all feeling?
- Whoo!

- Let's go see it.
- Yeah.

- And play it right here.
- I'm down.

All right.

- Let's go.
- Thank you.

Thank you.
Bye-bye.

- All right, let's go.
- Thank you.

- You ready?
- All right, directions.

- John, you got that?
- Yeah, I got you, guys.

- It's a very red barn.
- Oh, yeah.

- Guys, drinks on me today.
- Oh, yeah.

Let's go.

How are you?

- Oh, it's crowded.
- I need a drink ASAP.

Oh, thank you.
How are you?

Yeah, we don't know any of these
people that are touching us

at all.

Oh, you're gorgeous.

Being a little person
and being with a bunch of other

LPs, everybody flocks to us,

and I think it's because they
have never seen that before.

Cheers.

Oh, my God.

I got you, I got you,
I got you.

I got you, go, go.
Ah!

Oh, it's close!

Oh, my God.

I'm watching John get picked up
and jiggled around.

And I'm trying to hold in
my anger

'cause I don't wanna
start anything.

I know.

And it's really
freaking weird.

It pisses me off every time
it happens.

I do get hit on a lot
by average height guys

when I go out.

It's to the point where
I almost don't wanna go out.

Oh, gosh.

Poor me, right?

Aw.

Wait, wait, wait.

I do, yeah.

Yes!

I'm single, so why should
I not be open to a cute guy

that crosses my path, right?

OK.

If Sammy's gonna be a flirt
two can play this game,

I'm gonna take the night back
for myself.

Where are you from?

State or D.C.?

- OK.
- OK.

What brings you guys out here?

We just wanted to, like,
hang out with our friends,

so we're here for a vacation.

- OK.
- What's up, boys?

How are you guys doing?
Bro, I love the flow.

What's up, brother?

Sammy's out of his mind if
he thinks he can get in the way

of me meeting new cute guys.

I'm Sammy.

Nice to meet you, boys.

Clearly, he cares more
than he is letting on.

You're crazy!

What the hell is going on
with these two?

Why is it all right for Sammy
to flirt with Krista

in front of me, but I'm not
allowed to flirt

with a random guy at a bar?

When he wasn't even
standing there.

Steph and I--
I'm a little confused.

Earlier, I was having
a great time.

Now, I'd say Steph hit the fan.

What's going on between us?
What am I doing wrong?

- I get it.
- You're so--

what do you think
you're doing wrong?

What happened to us always
being, no matter what happens,

we're always gonna
be friends?

- You literally said that.
- What was my one rule?

To tell you the truth.

- No, that wasn't it, actually.
- What was it, then?

Clearly, you don't know,
and that makes so much sense.

It was [bleep] respect.

Why do you act like
I don't respect you?

- It's not-- 'cause you don't.
- Yes, I do.

Sammy!

I'm saying it
from my actual heart.

[bleep], I hate this so much.

I care about our friendship
more than anything else,

and I don't wanna ruin that.
- It's-- it's ruined.

It truly right now [bleep] is.

When Steph and I talked
earlier today, I feel like

we agreed that we were gonna
keep it casual and see

where things go.

I guess I must have been wrong.

Like, I don't know.

I'm-- I'm done.
I'm done, Sammy.

OK.

OK.

Cool.

I don't give a [bleep].

♪ We got everything we need ♪

This season on Little Singles.

Here's to having a
great freaking vacation.

Let's go!

Ready?

Oh! Oh!

It sucked.

The prank
wars are on.

Bring it on.

Bring it on.

It, it's so good.

Oh!

What's everyone's favorite
part about being short?

My butt.

We're all single and
definitely ready to mingle

and we wanna get crazy.

I feel good.

Turn it up, up, up.

Up you go.
- Oop.

Yeah.

I feel like I just
should have fun.

I really like Sammy, but I
also like this new guy Anthony.

I was just kind of
wondering if you were

interested in maybe like
go like on a proper date.

I've just never dated
a little person before.

Yes, I think I am.

Dating now is just
like it's so hard.

Don't make me cry.

♪ Fall fall falling for you ♪

In the little people
community relationships

are very competitive and
jealousy is a huge thing.

I do have
feelings for you.

I really
like you, Sammy.

If you're
happy, I'm happy.

Oh my god, why are
Steph and Sammy kissing?

You made
out with Steph?

- Bro.
- Stop being a [bleep] boy.

Steph, you and I had
no strings attached.

I never asked you
for a [bleep] relationship.

I never
asked you for [bleep]

You guys are just
putting me in this weird

love triangle that
I don't wanna be in.

I didn't put you in [bleep]

I'm just trying to
protect your feelings.

- I, I don't wanna.
- I can protect my own feelings.

I simply don't
give a [bleep] to be honest.

I'm not even
doing this.

But I do. I do care.

OK, you give all
the [bleep] you want.