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So, how many Valentines did you get?

How did you get Valentines cards? I mean, I didn't get any.

I'm cool like that.

You're so fucking annoying.

I'm so sick of you.

Jesus, what are you doing? Chill out.

I'm sick of this. I don't get anything.

I'm sorry. Well, fuck.

You just need to be a little more chill.

Go away.

I don't want to talk to you.

It's all good.

Well, all right. And you got chocolate?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

And a bear, too.

Go away.

I thought I told you to go away.

I thought maybe one chocolate would cheer you up a little bit, huh? What do

think?

Just one.

It's just chocolate.

Alright.

You've got to deal with your mouth, though.

It's like falling for apples.

Yeah?

Alright.

Alright. I promise you, you're going to love it.

What the fuck?

Huh?

What the fuck is that?

Huh? What do you mean?

It's just... Oh my god!

It's totally chill. You're so disgusting!

It's just white chocolate.

Oh my god, you're so disgusting!

That's not white chocolate, that's your dick!

I know, well, you know, since you're not getting any Valentine's dick, you might

as well as, uh... Oh my god!

What's wrong with you?

I mean, look, it looks like you're not getting any dick for Valentine's, baby.

Your dick is like the size of those chocolates. It's so fucking small.

It grows.

It's not like you would get pussy anyways.

I get plenty.

I strongly doubt it.

Well, here.

How about you just suck it then? It's okay. It's just a little... It'll get

bigger for you.

No. Yes, yes.

You're so like... Yes.

There we go.

Oh my God. What are you doing?

It's just my dick. Come on.

Just a little bit. Why don't you just suck it for a little bit? It's not that.

It's already been in your mouth.

Why not?

I just... I don't know if we should do this.

It's Valentine's Day, and, you know, I'm just looking out.

I'm just your stepbrother looking out, Karen.

Just a little bit.

just like 10 seconds or something you know that's fine right how about five

seconds five to ten

Hmm.

Mom.

I still can't believe we got more valentines than me.

I want to fuck you. I think you should do

that right now.

Are you sure?

Yeah, hell yeah. Why not?

I don't know. Maybe...

through step siblings, maybe.

No, not weird at all. I promise it's not.

Look, how about just the tip?

Just the tip.

All right.

I guess so.

Yeah? Just for a little bit.

Are you sure?

Yeah, just the tip. It's okay.

Why not?

It's Valentine's.

It feels like more than the tip.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Mmm!

Oh, shit. Here it comes.

Oh, fuck. Here it comes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Shit.

That was amazing.

That's the best Valentine's Day.

Yeah, I know, right?

By the way, these came in for you.

These are mine?

What the fuck? You're such an asshole.