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Hey, move!
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Hairspray?
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Woke up today
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♪ Feeling the way I always do
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hungry for something
that I can't eat
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♪ Then I hear that beat
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♪ That rhythm of town
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♪ Starts calling me down
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♪ It's like a message
from high above
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Pulling me out
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♪ To the smiles
and the streets that I love
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♪ Good morning, Baltimore
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♪ Every day's
like an open door
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♪ Every night is a fantasy
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♪ Every sound's
like a symphony
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♪ Good morning, Baltimore
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♪ And someday
when I take to the floor
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♪ The world's
gonna wake up and see
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♪ Baltimore and me
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Look at my hair
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♪ What "do" can compare
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♪ With mine today?
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ I've got my hairspray
and radio
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♪ I'm ready to go
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♪ The rats on the street
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♪ All dance 'round my feet
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♪ They seem to say,
Tracy, it's up to you
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♪ So, oh, oh
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♪ Don't hold me back
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♪ 'Cause today all my dreams
will come true
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CHORUS:
♪ Good morning, Baltimore
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♪ There's the flasher
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♪ Who lives next door
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♪ There's the bum
on his barroom stool
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♪ They wish me luck
on my way to school
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♪ Good morning, Baltimore
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♪ And someday when
I take to the floor
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♪ The world's
gonna wake up and see
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♪ Baltimore and me
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♪ I know every step
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♪ I know every song
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♪ I know there's a place
where I belong
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♪ I see all those
party lights shining ahead
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♪ So someone invite me
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♪ Before I drop dead
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♪ Before she drops dead
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♪ So, oh, oh
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♪ Give me a chance
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♪ 'Cause when I start
to dance I'm a movie star
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Something inside of me
makes me move
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♪ When I hear that groove
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♪ My ma tells me no
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♪ But my feet tell me go
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♪ It's like a drummer
inside my heart
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♪ So, oh, oh
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♪ Don't make me wait
one more moment
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♪ For my life to start
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♪ Good morning
Good morning
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♪ Waiting for my life
to start
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♪ I love you, Baltimore
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♪ Every day's
like an open door
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♪ Every night is a fantasy
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♪ Every sound's
like a symphony
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♪ I promise, Baltimore
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♪ That someday when
I take to the floor
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♪ The world's
gonna wake up and see
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♪ Gonna wake up and see
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♪ Baltimore and me
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♪ On this we all agree
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♪ Baltimore and me
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♪ Someday
the world is gonna see
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♪ Baltimore and me ♪
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Hey there, Teenage Baltimore!
Don't touch that dial!
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It's time for
The Corny Collins Show,
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brought to you by
Ultra Clutch Hairspray!
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Hair so strong
it even holds up
in a NASA wind tunnel!
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♪ Oh, every afternoon
When the clock strikes four
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♪ A crazy bunch of kids
crash through that door
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♪ Well, they throw off
their coats and leave
the squares behind
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♪ And then they shake it,
shake it, shake it
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♪ Like they're losing
their mind
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♪ You'll never see them frown
'Cause they're
the nicest kids in town
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♪ Oh, every afternoon
You turn your TV on
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♪ And we know
you turn the sound up
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♪ When your parents are gone
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♪ And you twist and shout
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♪ For your favorite star
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♪ And when you've
practiced every step
that's in your repertoire
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♪ You better
come on down and meet
the nicest kids in town ♪
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TRACY: I'm here.
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Sorry. I got detention
for speaking
in speech class.
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Tracy, the show
already started.
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Oh, no. Run, Penny, run!
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Can I just walk fast?
My mother says
I'm not allowed to perspire.
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Edna. Is my laundry ready?
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EDNA: Who wants to know?
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Sure it is, hon.
Come on in. Got it ready
for you right there.
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That'll be $3.00
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$3.00
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Well, that's pretty pricey
for a few pairs
of pettipants.
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Well, I'm sorry,
Prudy Pingleton, there were
some extra charges.
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Some of your personal stains
required pounding on a rock.
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Mama, turn it on!
Turn on the TV!
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What in heaven's name...
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4:00, I guess I don't
have to ask who got
detention again.
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Oh, come on,
stupid Philco!
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Tracy Turnblad,
mind your manners.
Say hello to our guest.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Pingleton.
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And you, Penny?
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Hi, Mrs. Pingleton.
I mean, Mother.
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Teenagers.
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Delinquents!
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It ain't right dancing
to this colored music.
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Oh, don't be silly,
it ain't colored.
The TV's black and white.
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♪ Nice white kids
who like to lead the way
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♪ And once a month
we have our Negro Day!
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♪ And I'm the man
who keeps it spinning 'round
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♪ Mr. Corny Collins
With the latest, greatest
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ALL: Whoo!
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♪ Baltimore sound!
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♪ So every afternoon
drop everything
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♪ Who needs to read and write
when you can dance and sing
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♪ Forget about your
algebra and calculus
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♪ You can always
do your homework
on the morning bus
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♪ Can't tell a verb
from a noun
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♪ They're the nicest kids
in town
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ALL:
♪ Roll call!
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♪ I'm Amber!
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♪ Brad!
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♪ Tammy!
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♪ Fender!
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♪ Brenda!
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♪ Sketch!
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♪ Shelley!
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♪ IQ!
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♪ Lou Ann!
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♪ Kooks!
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♪ Belle!
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♪ Corey!
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♪ Jon!
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♪ And I'm... Link! ♪
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TRACY: Oh, Link,
kiss me again and again.
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Turn that racket down.
I'm tryin' to iron in here.
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♪ So, if every night
you're shaking
as you lie in bed
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♪ And the bass and drums
are pounding in your head
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♪ Who cares about sleep
when you can snooze in school
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♪ They'll never
get to college
but they sure look cool
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♪ Don't need a cap and a gown
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♪ 'Cause they're
the nicest kids in town
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♪ They're the nicest, nicest
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♪ They're the nicest, nicest
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♪ They're the sugar
and spicest
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♪ The nicest kids in...
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ALL:
♪ Kids in town ♪
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And we'll be right back!
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And we're off!
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All right, people,
how many times do
I have to tell you?
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We do not touch
ourselves anywhere
while on camera.
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Tammy, lose the padding.
You too, Fender.
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Link, stop hogging
the camera.
You're not Elvis yet.
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Amber, hog the camera.
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Yes.
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I did not bribe that man
to shoot
the back of your head.
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Yes, Mother.
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And you, Mr. Collins!
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We shall have
none of that
Detroit sound today.
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The kids are over the moon
for rhythm and blues, Velma.
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They love it.
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They're kids, Corny.
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We must steer them
in the white direction.
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What have you got
against Connie Francis?
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Amber.
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Yeah.
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I've, uh,
got something for you.
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Oh, yeah?
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I figured,
we've been going together
sort of steadily and, uh...
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Maybe we ought to
make it official.
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Oh, Link,
your school ring?
How precious.
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Oh, and, look,
it matches my new
hair color exactly.
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Uh-uh, uh.
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We'll have none of that!
Save your personal lives
for the camera.
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And we're back in five,
four, three, two...
Dave, Dave.
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CORNY: Now don't forget,
guys and gidgets,
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our very first prime-time
television spectacular
is coming up on June 6th.
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My birthday!
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We'll be broadcasting
live nationwide.
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That's almost everywhere.
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Talent scouts will be
on hand from all the major
record labels.
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Sponsoring the event will be
none other than our own
Ultra Clutch Hairspray.
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So, let's give a great big
fawning Baltimore salute
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to the President
of Ultra Clutch,
Harriman F. Spritzer.
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Hey there, pal.
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Ultra Clutch is happy to
bring you fine youngsters
to national attention.
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ALL: Our big break!
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Also, live on our special,
we'll be crowning
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your choice for
Miss Teenage Hairspray 1962.
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My big break!
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Well, isn't she
a lovely slim girl.
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I guess Amber's pretty
but she can't dance.
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She's nothing
but a shadow of
her former self!
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Oh, my God.
I'm going to kill myself.
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Look, Amber's wearing
Link Larkin's ring.
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And now a special
announcement from our own
Amber Von Tussle.
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What? Oh!
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Hey. Gang.
Next Thursday
is Mother-Daughter Day.
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So, grab yours,
and watch Mom and me
right here on WZZT.
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That's right...
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Oh! And I want to be
Miss Teenage Hairspray.
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So, remember,
a vote from you for me
is a vote for me. Okay?
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What an unexpected
ad-lib, Amber.
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And speaking of
expecting the unexpected,
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our own fun-loving,
freewheeling Brenda
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will be taking
a little leave of absence
from the show.
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How long will you
be gone, Brenda?
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Nine months.
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So, it seems we'll have
an opening for a girl who
is just as fun-loving,
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but maybe not
as freewheeling.
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How would you like
to be one of
the nicest kids in town?
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Cut school tomorrow
and come on down
to WZZT to audition.
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Oh, my God.
It's a dream of a lifetime.
I have to audition.
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It's a dream of a lifetime.
I have to watch you audition.
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All right! That'll be enough
of that Corn-hole Collins
for one day.
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No one is auditioning
for anything.
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There will be no
cutting school in this house.
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But, Mrs. Turnblad...
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Penny.
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Go tell your mother.
She wants you.
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She does?
I better hurry.
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Bye, Mrs. Turnblad.
Bye, Tracy.
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Bye.
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Whoa!
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Sorry, Mr. Turnblad.
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Must be rush hour traffic.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hi, baby.
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I'm telling you,
since I got that new shipment
of exploding bubble gum,
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business down at
the Har-Dee-Har Hut
is booming!
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00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,369
How are my two
funny honeys?
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Oh, stop, Wilbur.
You're the funny one.
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Aw.
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Daddy,
tomorrow I'm auditioning
to dance on a TV show.
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00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:11,510
You're going to have to go
further than that to get
around me, young lady.
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No one's auditioning
for anything.
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00:12:13,212 --> 00:12:15,347
And what did I tell you
about that hair?
251
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All ratted up like
a teenaged Jezebel.
252
00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:18,851
Oh, Mother, you're so '50s.
253
00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:20,786
Even our first lady,
Jackie B. Kennedy,
rats her hair.
254
00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:23,656
Yeah? Well,
you ain't no first lady,
are ya?
255
00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:25,958
No. She's a hair-hopper.
That's what she is.
256
00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:28,194
And it got her put
in detention again!
257
00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:28,227
Tracy...
258
00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:29,829
Wilbur.
259
00:12:30,996 --> 00:12:33,799
Wilbur, talk to her.
260
00:12:33,832 --> 00:12:37,436
Girls like Tracy,
people like us...
261
00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:39,171
Oh, you know
what I'm saying.
262
00:12:39,204 --> 00:12:41,607
They don't put people
like us on television
except to be laughed at.
263
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,642
Okay, yeah.
264
00:12:45,143 --> 00:12:46,145
Tracy,
265
00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:48,080
sweetheart,
266
00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:52,418
this television thing...
267
00:12:52,451 --> 00:12:53,452
You really want it?
268
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,589
It's my dream, Daddy.
269
00:12:57,489 --> 00:13:00,092
Then you go for it!
270
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,762
This is America, babe!
You gotta think big
to be big.
271
00:13:03,795 --> 00:13:06,365
Being big is not
the problem, Wilbur.
272
00:13:06,398 --> 00:13:07,733
You know,
when I was your age,
273
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:11,003
my parents begged me
to run away with the circus,
274
00:13:11,036 --> 00:13:14,273
and I said,
"No. That's your dream."
275
00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:17,210
My dream was to own
a chain of
joke shops worldwide.
276
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:20,479
All right, yes, granted,
I just have the one.
277
00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:22,214
But someday,
if I can figure out
278
00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:25,084
how to keep the air from
leaking out of my sofa-sized
Whoopee Cushion,
279
00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:27,519
I'm going to make a noise
heard around the world.
280
00:13:27,552 --> 00:13:27,552
I give up.
281
00:13:29,054 --> 00:13:31,423
You go for the gold, baby.
282
00:13:31,456 --> 00:13:35,461
I'm gonna grab me
a Coca-Cola and head back
to the Har-Dee-Har Hut.
283
00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:39,965
I've got my dream
and I wuv it!
284
00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:42,534
Wilbur, stop it!
285
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,671
Thanks, Daddy.
286
00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:48,407
Tracy Turnblad,
you get back here
and help me.
287
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,877
I'm facing hampers of
laundry and my diet pill
is wearing off.
288
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,512
But, Mama,
I want to be famous.
289
00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:56,315
You want to be famous?
Learn to get blood
out of car upholstery.
290
00:13:56,348 --> 00:13:58,651
Ooh, that's a skill
you can take
right to the bank.
291
00:13:59,618 --> 00:14:00,953
You just don't understand.
292
00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:03,122
Tracy.
293
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,790
You think I wanted to
spend my life
294
00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:07,826
washing and ironing
other people's
unmentionables?
295
00:14:07,859 --> 00:14:08,861
No.
296
00:14:09,628 --> 00:14:11,597
I wanted to design them.
297
00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,933
I thought I'd be
the biggest thing
in brassieres.
298
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:17,936
Careful what you wish for.
299
00:14:17,969 --> 00:14:21,440
But, Mom, all I was doing
was watching Corny Collins
over at Tracy's.
300
00:14:21,473 --> 00:14:25,411
Did I not forbid you
from listening to
race music?
301
00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:30,749
Oh, if the police ever
locate your father,
he'll punish you good.
302
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,452
Amber, your dancing today
was atrocious.
303
00:14:33,485 --> 00:14:35,321
I'm willing to lie,
cheat and steal
304
00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:36,922
to help you win that
Miss Hairspray crown,
305
00:14:36,955 --> 00:14:38,791
but you've got
to work with me.
306
00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:40,559
Here, put these
in your bra.
307
00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:42,328
But...
308
00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:43,696
Mother, these are
shoulder pads.
309
00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,464
They're shoulder pads
to Shelley Fabares.
310
00:14:45,497 --> 00:14:45,497
To you,
they're a future.
311
00:14:45,497 --> 00:14:47,833
I...
312
00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:52,705
Tracy Mary Turnblad,
one day you will own
"Edna's Occidental Laundry."
313
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:52,738
Will you be ready?
314
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:54,907
I hope not.
315
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:56,975
Don't contradict me!
316
00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:58,143
Don't disobey me!
317
00:14:58,176 --> 00:15:00,179
Don't even think about
going to that audition.
318
00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:00,212
GIRLS: Please!
319
00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:01,780
MOTHERS: No!
320
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:01,813
GIRLS: ♪ Mother!
321
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,282
MOTHERS: ♪ Stop
322
00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:07,286
♪ Stop telling me what to do
323
00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:08,454
MOTHERS:
♪ Don't!
324
00:15:08,487 --> 00:15:11,890
♪ Don't treat me
like a child of two
325
00:15:11,923 --> 00:15:12,991
MOTHERS:
♪ No!
326
00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:16,528
♪ I know that
you want what's best
327
00:15:16,561 --> 00:15:17,596
MOTHERS:
♪ Please!
328
00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:19,598
♪ But, Mother, please
329
00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:23,569
♪ Give it a rest!
330
00:15:25,036 --> 00:15:27,039
♪ Stop! Don't! No!
331
00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:28,440
♪ Please!
332
00:15:28,473 --> 00:15:30,409
♪ Stop! Don't! No!
333
00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:31,844
♪ Please!
334
00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:33,746
♪ Stop! Don't! No!
335
00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:36,882
♪ Please!
Mama, I'm a big girl now!
336
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:41,453
♪ Once upon a time
when I was just a kid
337
00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:44,890
♪ You never let me do
just what the older kids did
338
00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:48,360
♪ So lose that laundry list
of what you won't allow
339
00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:50,596
♪ 'Cause,
Mama, I'm a big girl now
340
00:15:51,963 --> 00:15:55,067
♪ Once upon a time
I used to play with toys
341
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,370
♪ But now I'd rather
play around
with teenage boys
342
00:15:58,403 --> 00:15:58,403
♪ So, if I get a hickey
please don't have a cow
343
00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:04,143
♪ 'Cause,
Mama, I'm a big girl now
344
00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:08,380
♪ Ma, I gotta tell you
that without a doubt
345
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:12,184
♪ I get my best
dancing lessons from you
346
00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:15,154
♪ You're the one
who taught me
how to "twist and shout"
347
00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:19,324
♪ Because you shout non-stop
and you're so twisted too
348
00:16:21,026 --> 00:16:24,196
♪ Once I used to fidget
'cause I just sat home
349
00:16:24,229 --> 00:16:27,099
♪ But now
I'm just like Gidget
and I gotta get to Rome
350
00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:28,801
♪ So say, arrivederci!
351
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:29,868
♪ Toodle-oo!
352
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,136
♪ And ciao!
353
00:16:31,169 --> 00:16:33,105
GIRLS:
♪ 'Cause,
Mama, I'm a big girl now
354
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:34,840
♪ Oh, oh, oh
355
00:16:34,873 --> 00:16:36,642
♪ Stop! Don't! No!
356
00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:38,210
♪ Please!
357
00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:40,112
♪ Stop! Don't! No!
358
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:41,647
♪ Please!
359
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,549
♪ Stop! Don't! No!
360
00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:44,650
♪ Please!
361
00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:46,518
♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now
362
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,153
CHORUS:
♪ Hey, Mama, say, Mama
363
00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:51,290
♪ Once upon a time
I was a shy young thing
364
00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:54,626
♪ Could barely walk and talk
so much as dance and sing
365
00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:55,994
♪ But let me hit the stage
366
00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:57,963
♪ I wanna take my bow
367
00:16:57,996 --> 00:17:00,199
♪ 'Cause,
Mama, I'm a big girl now
368
00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:01,667
♪ Oh-o-o-o-o
369
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,868
♪ Once upon a time
370
00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:04,870
♪ I used to dress up Ken
371
00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:08,340
♪ But now that I'm a woman
I like bigger men
372
00:17:08,373 --> 00:17:11,710
♪ And I don't need
a Barbie doll to show me how
373
00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:15,112
♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now
374
00:17:15,145 --> 00:17:18,216
GIRLS:
♪ Ma, you always taught me
what was right from wrong
375
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,653
♪ And now I just
wanna give it a try
376
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:25,223
♪ Mama, I've been in the nest
for far too long
377
00:17:25,257 --> 00:17:26,658
♪ So please give a push
378
00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:29,194
♪ And, Mama, watch me fly
379
00:17:29,227 --> 00:17:30,896
♪ Watch me fly
380
00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:32,264
CHORUS:
♪ Hey, Mama, say, Mama
381
00:17:32,297 --> 00:17:35,601
♪ Someday I will meet a man
you won't condemn
382
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:39,037
♪ And we will have some kids
and you can torture them
383
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:42,307
♪ But let me be a star
before I take that vow
384
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,409
♪ 'Cause,
Mama, I'm a big girl now
385
00:17:44,442 --> 00:17:45,844
♪ Oh-o-oh
386
00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:47,779
♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now
387
00:17:47,812 --> 00:17:49,281
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
388
00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:52,584
♪ Mama, I'm a big girl
389
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:52,617
ALL: Whoo!
390
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:54,686
♪ Oh, such a big, big girl!
391
00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:58,257
♪ I'm a big girl now
392
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:03,228
♪ Stop! Don't! No! Please!
393
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:06,298
♪ Stop! Don't! No! Please!
394
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:09,601
♪ Mama, I'm a big girl now! ♪
395
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,074
+++
396
00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:25,957
Go, shoo!
397
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,760
Thank you for coming.
Don't do it again.
398
00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:32,764
That was the last candidate,
Mrs. Von Tussle.
399
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,232
Really?
400
00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:37,903
Who knew
all the girls in Baltimore
were such skags?
401
00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:39,805
This town certainly
has taken a dive
402
00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:42,941
since I wore the crown
of Miss Baltimore Crabs.
403
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,143
I may have to just
fill this slot myself.
404
00:19:46,678 --> 00:19:48,480
Something funny?
405
00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:52,684
Oh, I thought we'd
never make it.
Stupid six-car pile-up!
406
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:55,788
All my life I wondered
what this place would
look like in person.
407
00:19:56,354 --> 00:19:57,622
This isn't it.
408
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,992
Oh, hey. Hi there.
Am I too late to audition?
409
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,128
Not too late, dear.
Just too much.
410
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:07,432
Tracy, look.
It's Link Larkin.
411
00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:11,870
Link Larkin.
So near and yet so gorgeous.
412
00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:13,638
No, those girls were
all over me.
413
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,474
I don't know how
Rock Hudson stands it.
414
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:20,379
Excuse me, little darling.
I hope I didn't dent your do.
415
00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:26,918
♪ I can hear the bells
416
00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:29,121
Tracy, are you all right?
417
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:32,416
♪ Well,
don't you hear 'em chime?
418
00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,693
I don't hear anything.
Maybe it's the altitude.
419
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:37,596
♪ Can't you feel my heartbeat
420
00:20:37,629 --> 00:20:41,600
♪ Keeping perfect time?
421
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:48,273
♪ And all because
he touched me
422
00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:52,544
♪ He looked at me and stared
Yes, he bumped me
423
00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:56,915
♪ My heart was unprepared
when he tapped me
424
00:20:56,948 --> 00:20:59,217
♪ And knocked me off my feet
425
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,752
♪ One little touch
426
00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:02,754
♪ Now my life's complete
427
00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:05,357
♪ 'Cause when he nudged me
428
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,192
♪ Love put me in a fix
429
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,628
♪ Yes, it hit me
430
00:21:09,661 --> 00:21:13,665
♪ Just like a ton of bricks,
yes, my heart burst
431
00:21:13,698 --> 00:21:15,634
♪ Now I know
what life's about
432
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:17,803
♪ One little touch
433
00:21:17,836 --> 00:21:20,372
♪ And love's knocked me out
434
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,707
♪ And I can hear the bells
435
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,676
♪ My head is spinning
436
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:27,045
♪ I can hear the bells
437
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,181
♪ Something's beginning
438
00:21:29,214 --> 00:21:30,782
♪ Everybody says
439
00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:33,452
♪ That a girl
who looks like me
440
00:21:33,485 --> 00:21:34,953
♪ Can't win his love
441
00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:37,422
♪ Well, just wait and see
442
00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:39,858
♪ 'Cause I can hear the bells
443
00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:42,027
♪ Just hear them chiming
444
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,829
♪ I can hear the bells
445
00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,931
♪ My temperature's climbing
446
00:21:45,964 --> 00:21:47,933
♪ I can't contain my joy
447
00:21:47,966 --> 00:21:49,901
♪ 'Cause I finally
found the boy
448
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,737
♪ I've been missing
449
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:59,144
♪ Listen,
I can hear the bells
450
00:21:59,177 --> 00:22:03,115
CHORUS:
♪ Ah
451
00:22:03,715 --> 00:22:05,350
♪ Round one
452
00:22:05,383 --> 00:22:07,118
♪ He'll ask me on a date
453
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,654
♪ And then round two
454
00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:11,790
♪ I'll primp,
but won't be late
455
00:22:11,823 --> 00:22:13,658
♪ Because round three's
456
00:22:13,691 --> 00:22:16,127
♪ When we kiss inside his car
457
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,929
♪ Won't go all the way
458
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,198
♪ But I'll go pretty far
459
00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:22,567
♪ Then round four
460
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,269
♪ He'll ask me for my hand
461
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,838
♪ And then round five
462
00:22:26,871 --> 00:22:28,406
♪ We'll book the wedding band
463
00:22:28,439 --> 00:22:30,575
♪ So by round six
464
00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:33,278
♪ Amber,
much to your surprise
465
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:37,516
♪ This heavyweight champion
takes the prize and
466
00:22:37,549 --> 00:22:39,885
CHORUS:
♪ I can hear the bells
467
00:22:39,918 --> 00:22:41,987
♪ My ears are ringing
468
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,189
CHORUS:
♪ I can hear the bells
469
00:22:44,222 --> 00:22:46,358
♪ Bridesmaids are singing
470
00:22:46,391 --> 00:22:46,391
♪ Everybody says
471
00:22:46,391 --> 00:22:47,826
CHORUS:
♪ Ah
472
00:22:47,859 --> 00:22:49,928
♪ That a guy who's such a gem
473
00:22:50,562 --> 00:22:52,130
♪ Won't look my way
474
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,366
♪ Well, the laugh's on them
475
00:22:54,399 --> 00:22:56,801
♪ 'Cause I can hear the bells
476
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,204
♪ My father will smile
477
00:22:59,237 --> 00:23:00,572
CHORUS:
♪ I can hear the bells
478
00:23:00,605 --> 00:23:03,108
♪ As he walks me
down the aisle
479
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:05,043
♪ My mother starts to cry
480
00:23:05,076 --> 00:23:09,781
♪ But I can't see
'cause Link and I are
French kissing
481
00:23:09,814 --> 00:23:15,420
♪ Listen,
I can hear the bells
482
00:23:15,453 --> 00:23:20,659
CHORUS:
♪ Ah, ah
483
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,827
♪ I can hear the bells
484
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,963
♪ My head is reeling
485
00:23:24,996 --> 00:23:26,798
CHORUS:
♪ I can hear the bells
486
00:23:26,831 --> 00:23:29,234
♪ I can't stop the pealing
487
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,602
♪ Everybody warns
488
00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:33,238
♪ That he won't like
what he'll see
489
00:23:33,271 --> 00:23:37,776
♪ But I know that he'll
look inside of me, yeah
490
00:23:37,809 --> 00:23:39,544
CHORUS:
♪ I can hear the bells
491
00:23:39,577 --> 00:23:41,846
♪ Today's just the start
492
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,515
♪ 'Cause I can hear the bells
493
00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:46,117
♪ And till death do us part
494
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,819
♪ And even when we die
495
00:23:47,852 --> 00:23:50,255
♪ We'll look down
from up above
496
00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:50,288
CHORUS:
♪ Ooh
497
00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:52,490
♪ Remembering the night
498
00:23:52,523 --> 00:23:54,626
♪ That we two fell in love
499
00:23:54,659 --> 00:23:56,428
♪ We both will shed a tear
500
00:23:56,461 --> 00:24:01,299
♪ And he'll whisper
as we're reminiscing
501
00:24:01,332 --> 00:24:02,500
♪ Listen!
502
00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:04,703
♪ I can hear the bells
503
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:07,038
CHORUS:
♪ She can hear the bells
504
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,274
♪ I can hear the bells
505
00:24:09,307 --> 00:24:12,143
CHORUS:
♪ She can hear the bells
506
00:24:12,176 --> 00:24:19,151
♪ I can hear the bells ♪
507
00:24:26,124 --> 00:24:27,859
What are you doing here?
508
00:24:27,892 --> 00:24:29,794
I came to audition
for Corny.
509
00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,329
I've seen you at school.
510
00:24:31,362 --> 00:24:32,597
Yeah, well,
who could miss her?
511
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:38,303
Aren't you usually
in detention by now?
512
00:24:38,336 --> 00:24:40,271
Well, I cut class
to come down here.
Isn't that just too cool?
513
00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:43,675
I'm sorry,
I'm just a little nervous.
514
00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:45,343
Can I start over?
515
00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:47,145
I assure you, I'll calm down,
right after I have
a heart attack!
516
00:24:47,178 --> 00:24:49,147
What is wrong
with her?
517
00:24:49,180 --> 00:24:50,215
Everything.
518
00:24:50,248 --> 00:24:51,716
I brought my 45s,
519
00:24:51,749 --> 00:24:53,018
so if you want to put
them on, I'll show you
my stuff.
520
00:24:53,051 --> 00:24:56,488
Oh! I think that you've
shown us quite enough.
521
00:24:57,855 --> 00:24:59,524
♪ Oh, my God
522
00:24:59,557 --> 00:25:01,292
♪ How times have changed
523
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:04,229
♪ This girl's either blind
or completely deranged
524
00:25:04,262 --> 00:25:06,164
♪ Ah, but time seemed to halt
525
00:25:06,197 --> 00:25:10,402
♪ From when I was
Miss Baltimore Crabs ♪
526
00:25:10,435 --> 00:25:12,470
It's always been my dream
to dance on this show.
527
00:25:12,503 --> 00:25:15,173
Oh, well, maybe
you ought to go back
to sleep!
528
00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:18,309
♪ Childhood dreams
for me were cracked
529
00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:21,713
♪ When that
damn Shirley Temple
stole my freaking act
530
00:25:21,746 --> 00:25:23,748
♪ But the crown's
in the vault
531
00:25:23,781 --> 00:25:27,486
♪ From when I won
Miss Baltimore Crabs
532
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,655
♪ Those poor runner-ups
533
00:25:30,688 --> 00:25:32,323
♪ May still hold some grudges
534
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,192
♪ They padded their cups
535
00:25:34,225 --> 00:25:35,794
♪ But I screwed the judges
536
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,395
♪ Those broads thought
they'd win
537
00:25:37,428 --> 00:25:41,733
♪ With a plate they would
spin in their dance
538
00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:42,801
♪ Not a chance
539
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,703
♪ So I hit the stage
540
00:25:44,736 --> 00:25:46,505
♪ Batons ablaze
541
00:25:49,907 --> 00:25:51,376
♪ While belting high C's
542
00:25:51,409 --> 00:25:53,445
♪ And preparing
cheese souffles!
543
00:25:53,478 --> 00:25:56,514
♪ Oh
544
00:25:56,547 --> 00:25:58,283
♪ But that triple somersault
545
00:25:58,316 --> 00:26:02,821
♪ Was how I clinched
Miss Baltimore Crabs! ♪
546
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:02,854
Thank you.
547
00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:04,956
It's almost dinner time.
548
00:26:04,989 --> 00:26:06,925
Shouldn't you be
waddling along?
549
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:10,028
Amber, haven't I taught you
not to judge a book
by its cover?
550
00:26:10,495 --> 00:26:11,529
No.
551
00:26:11,562 --> 00:26:13,331
Well, this is America,
darling,
552
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:16,434
where everyone deserves
a separate but equal
chance to fail.
553
00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:17,902
I'll handle this.
554
00:26:17,935 --> 00:26:19,304
♪ Are you scared
we're on live?
555
00:26:19,337 --> 00:26:21,272
♪ No, I'm sure I can cope
556
00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:23,208
♪ Well, this show
isn't broadcast in
557
00:26:23,241 --> 00:26:24,309
GIRLS:
♪ CinemaScope!
558
00:26:24,342 --> 00:26:26,377
♪ I never drank
one chocolate malt
559
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:31,349
♪ No desserts for
Miss Baltimore Crabs
560
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,118
♪ How many sweaters
do you own?
561
00:26:33,151 --> 00:26:34,853
♪ Well, I'm sure
I've got plenty
562
00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:34,886
♪ Let me see, I have three
563
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,556
♪ Five, wait,
I have 20!
564
00:26:38,589 --> 00:26:40,058
♪ I would say oy gevalt!
565
00:26:40,091 --> 00:26:41,292
♪ But I can't
566
00:26:41,325 --> 00:26:43,361
♪ I'm Miss Baltimore Crabs
567
00:26:45,296 --> 00:26:47,232
♪ You're too wide
from the back
568
00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:47,265
♪ Oh, honey,
look at her front!
569
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,502
♪ Are we on Candid Camera?
570
00:26:50,535 --> 00:26:52,203
♪ Okay, where is Allen Funt?
571
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:53,938
♪ Do you dance
like you dress?
572
00:26:53,971 --> 00:26:55,707
Girls, there's no need
to be cruel.
573
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:55,740
Would you swim
in an integrated pool?
574
00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:02,581
I sure would.
I'm all for integration.
It's the new frontier!
575
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,951
Not in Baltimore it isn't.
576
00:27:07,385 --> 00:27:08,787
Um...
577
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:10,889
Can I audition
for Corny now?
578
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:14,225
I'm his producer,
and may I be frank?
579
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,194
♪ First impressions
can be tough
580
00:27:16,227 --> 00:27:17,896
♪ And when I saw you
I knew it
581
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,564
♪ If your size
weren't enough
582
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,466
♪ Your last answer
just blew it!
583
00:27:21,499 --> 00:27:25,069
♪ And so, my dear,
so short and stout
584
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:26,371
♪ You'll never be "in"
585
00:27:26,404 --> 00:27:28,239
CHORUS:
♪ So we're kicking you out!
586
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,141
♪ With your form
and your face
587
00:27:30,174 --> 00:27:31,876
♪ Well, it isn't your fault
588
00:27:31,909 --> 00:27:34,312
♪ You're just down
with a case of Miss
589
00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:37,615
♪ Baltimore
590
00:27:37,648 --> 00:27:44,523
♪ Crabs
591
00:27:47,391 --> 00:27:48,493
You may go.
592
00:27:49,093 --> 00:27:50,728
Um... Thank you?
593
00:27:50,761 --> 00:27:52,597
I can tell
they really liked you.
594
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,399
Take this.
Let's go.
595
00:27:57,001 --> 00:27:58,937
Hello, ma'am.
I want to audition.
596
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,840
And I want to be 18 again.
597
00:28:01,873 --> 00:28:03,308
♪ How 'bout you bow
and exalt
598
00:28:03,341 --> 00:28:08,880
♪ For I am
Miss Baltimore Crabs!
599
00:28:08,913 --> 00:28:10,215
♪ Crabs!
600
00:28:10,248 --> 00:28:12,083
♪ Crabs!
601
00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:13,185
♪ Crabs! ♪
602
00:28:17,378 --> 00:28:19,085
Tracy Turnblad!
603
00:28:19,124 --> 00:28:24,463
Once again your monumental
hair-don't is obstructing
the view of the blackboard.
604
00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:28,386
Your coif is quashing
this child's
constitutional right
605
00:28:28,419 --> 00:28:31,256
to a substandard
public education.
606
00:28:31,289 --> 00:28:35,260
Thereby and hereby,
forthwith,
I am condemning you
607
00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:37,963
to three more days
of detention!
608
00:28:44,869 --> 00:28:46,772
Why are they all against me?
609
00:28:46,805 --> 00:28:47,873
I wear the latest fashions.
610
00:28:47,906 --> 00:28:50,208
I keep up
with all the styles.
611
00:28:50,241 --> 00:28:52,878
I'm teasing my hair
as high as I can.
612
00:28:52,911 --> 00:28:56,047
Is there no pity
for a teenager
just trying to fit in?
613
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,883
Maybe you oughtn't
try so hard?
614
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,218
I don't know why
you're so happy.
615
00:29:00,251 --> 00:29:01,520
You're the smartest kid
in our class,
616
00:29:01,553 --> 00:29:03,455
and you get detention
just as much as I do.
617
00:29:03,488 --> 00:29:04,790
I've never
heard you complain.
618
00:29:05,657 --> 00:29:08,126
Oh, but I do.
619
00:29:08,159 --> 00:29:08,159
This is my way
of complaining.
620
00:29:12,463 --> 00:29:15,567
Huh. See, I found
a way to use my blues.
621
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,803
Yeah,
use those blues, brother.
Use them or lose them!
622
00:29:17,836 --> 00:29:17,836
Look.
623
00:29:17,836 --> 00:29:19,037
That move's swift.
624
00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:21,406
The man can dine me
on a diet of detention,
625
00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:23,942
so long as he don't
starve me of my tunes.
626
00:29:24,642 --> 00:29:26,044
Come on, baby.
627
00:29:26,077 --> 00:29:29,414
Here's a little
something-something
signified to say.
628
00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:29,447
Hello, my name
is Seaweed J. Stubbs.
629
00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:34,986
STUDENTS: Ooh.
630
00:29:35,019 --> 00:29:36,121
What's yours, baby?
631
00:29:36,154 --> 00:29:38,390
That's unbelievable.
Can I do that?
632
00:29:38,423 --> 00:29:39,658
I don't know.
Can you?
633
00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:41,226
Hello.
My name is Tracy Turnblad!
634
00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:45,564
Ooh. Oh!
635
00:29:46,598 --> 00:29:47,999
She got moves
for a white girl.
636
00:29:48,032 --> 00:29:49,835
Naw, naw, naw.
Ain't no black and white
up in here.
637
00:29:49,868 --> 00:29:52,404
Detention is
a rainbow experience.
638
00:29:52,437 --> 00:29:54,239
Come on.
639
00:29:54,272 --> 00:29:55,373
What's that move?
640
00:29:55,406 --> 00:29:59,277
Now this one I call,
"My Place or Yours?"
641
00:29:59,310 --> 00:29:59,310
"My place or yours?" Yeah.
642
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:01,413
"My place..."
643
00:30:01,446 --> 00:30:05,250
See, I use it to attract
the opposite sex.
644
00:30:05,283 --> 00:30:07,085
Fearless, girl.
You really got it going on.
645
00:30:07,118 --> 00:30:07,118
This program is joining you
already in progress.
646
00:30:10,221 --> 00:30:11,857
Who...
647
00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:14,192
Oh, my God!
I just realized
who you are.
648
00:30:14,225 --> 00:30:15,861
Your mom is
Motormouth Maybelle
the DJ.
649
00:30:15,894 --> 00:30:17,596
You dance on Negro Day.
650
00:30:20,231 --> 00:30:21,800
Well, did I say
something wrong?
651
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:24,336
Will someone please
enlighten this child?
652
00:30:24,369 --> 00:30:26,071
Look, we are grateful
for the gig,
653
00:30:26,104 --> 00:30:28,673
but we could do
without the nomenclature.
654
00:30:28,706 --> 00:30:29,741
That's one way to put it.
655
00:30:30,441 --> 00:30:31,910
I'm sorry.
656
00:30:31,943 --> 00:30:33,378
It's just that Negro Day
is my favorite.
657
00:30:33,411 --> 00:30:35,247
I wish every day
was Negro Day.
658
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,215
At our house it is!
659
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:38,583
Oh, I said it again,
didn't I?
660
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:39,918
Yes, you did.
661
00:30:41,052 --> 00:30:43,955
Well, at least
you get to dance on TV.
662
00:30:43,988 --> 00:30:47,025
Hey, Corny Collins is hosting
the sophomore hop
tomorrow night.
663
00:30:47,058 --> 00:30:49,160
If he saw me dancing
like this with you,
664
00:30:49,193 --> 00:30:50,462
maybe he'd put me
on his show.
665
00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:51,730
If you two dance
together in public,
666
00:30:51,763 --> 00:30:53,565
the only show
you'll be on is 11:00 news.
667
00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:58,737
Tracy Turnblad!
668
00:30:58,770 --> 00:31:01,006
Laughing! Smiling!
669
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:02,841
Dancing in detention!
670
00:31:02,874 --> 00:31:06,678
You can kiss all hopes
of a higher education
goodbye.
671
00:31:06,711 --> 00:31:10,115
From now on,
I'm placing you
in special ed
672
00:31:10,148 --> 00:31:12,484
with the rest of
these characters!
673
00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:14,419
Special ed?
674
00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:18,623
With them?
675
00:31:18,656 --> 00:31:22,294
Yes! I'm a bad, bad girl
who needs to be punished!
676
00:31:22,327 --> 00:31:22,327
You ain't got no sense, girl.
677
00:31:30,101 --> 00:31:31,870
CORNY: Hey, sophomores
and sophomores at heart.
678
00:31:31,903 --> 00:31:35,040
I'm honored to be hosting
tonight's Spring Fling
here at PPHS.
679
00:31:36,474 --> 00:31:38,009
Everybody come follow me now!
680
00:31:38,042 --> 00:31:40,045
We'll have
the girls on the inside,
the boys on the outside.
681
00:31:40,078 --> 00:31:43,548
Let's all get ready,
without further a-do-do,
we're about to do
682
00:31:43,581 --> 00:31:44,983
the ladies' choice!
683
00:31:46,951 --> 00:31:48,720
♪ Hey, little girl
with the cash to burn
684
00:31:50,755 --> 00:31:53,291
♪ Well, I'm selling something
you won't return
685
00:31:54,826 --> 00:31:56,628
♪ Hey, little girl,
take me off the shelf
686
00:31:58,496 --> 00:32:01,266
♪ 'Cause it's hard having fun
playing with yourself
687
00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:04,836
♪ Once you've browsed
through the whole selection
688
00:32:04,869 --> 00:32:06,838
♪ Shake those hips
in my direction
689
00:32:06,871 --> 00:32:08,707
♪ A prettier package
you never did see
690
00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:10,608
♪ Take me home
and then unwrap me
691
00:32:10,641 --> 00:32:12,277
♪ Shop around,
little darling
692
00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:14,646
♪ I've got to be
693
00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:16,448
♪ The ladies' choice
Hey!
694
00:32:16,481 --> 00:32:18,116
MAN:
♪ Ladies' choice
695
00:32:18,149 --> 00:32:19,985
♪ The ladies' choice ♪
696
00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:23,822
ALL: Whoo!
697
00:32:23,855 --> 00:32:25,423
No, no, no, no, Inez. No.
698
00:32:25,456 --> 00:32:27,559
Why do we always have to
dance in the back?
699
00:32:27,592 --> 00:32:29,294
Look, I don't know.
There's them and there's us.
700
00:32:29,327 --> 00:32:30,829
That's just the way it is.
701
00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,764
♪ Hey, little girl
looking for a sale
702
00:32:32,797 --> 00:32:34,833
CHORUS:
♪ Hey, little girl
looking for a sale
703
00:32:34,866 --> 00:32:36,801
♪ Test drive
this American male
704
00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:38,670
CHORUS:
♪ Test drive
this American male
705
00:32:38,703 --> 00:32:40,672
♪ It's gonna take cash
to fill my tank
706
00:32:40,705 --> 00:32:42,574
CHORUS:
♪ It's gonna take cash
to fill my tank
707
00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:44,743
♪ So let's crack open
your piggy bank
708
00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:46,811
CHORUS:
♪ Let's crack open
your piggy bank
709
00:32:46,844 --> 00:32:48,813
♪ Hey, little girl,
going window shopping
710
00:32:48,846 --> 00:32:50,715
♪ I got something
traffic stopping
711
00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,584
♪ Hey, little girl
on a spending spree
712
00:32:52,617 --> 00:32:54,719
♪ I don't come cheap
but my kisses come free
713
00:32:54,752 --> 00:32:57,989
♪ On closer inspection
I'm sure that you'll agree
714
00:32:58,022 --> 00:33:00,191
♪ I'm the ladies' choice
715
00:33:00,224 --> 00:33:02,060
MAN:
♪ Ladies' choice
716
00:33:02,093 --> 00:33:04,229
CORNY:
♪ I'm the ladies' choice
717
00:33:04,262 --> 00:33:05,830
I can't believe my eyes.
718
00:33:05,863 --> 00:33:07,899
A dance. With dancing.
719
00:33:07,932 --> 00:33:09,201
Oh, there's Seaweed.
720
00:33:11,269 --> 00:33:12,470
Hey, Seaweed.
721
00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:14,105
Let's show Corny
your new moves.
722
00:33:14,138 --> 00:33:15,874
No, no, no.
You got to dance
with your crowd,
723
00:33:15,907 --> 00:33:17,075
I got to dance with mine.
724
00:33:17,108 --> 00:33:18,810
Why?
725
00:33:18,843 --> 00:33:19,945
Wait for my cue.
726
00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:22,781
All right?
727
00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:22,814
Yeah.
728
00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:24,349
It's gonna be all right.
729
00:33:26,784 --> 00:33:27,886
ALL: Whoo!
730
00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:29,154
Now.
731
00:33:31,923 --> 00:33:34,192
Everything
you've got, all right?
732
00:33:46,938 --> 00:33:49,107
SEAWEED: Hey, hey, hey!
Go check her out, y'all!
733
00:33:50,074 --> 00:33:50,074
Hey!
734
00:33:50,074 --> 00:33:51,976
Crazy!
735
00:33:52,009 --> 00:33:54,079
That girl's as free
as the wind.
736
00:33:54,112 --> 00:33:56,347
What's your name,
little darling?
737
00:33:56,380 --> 00:33:59,617
I'm Tracy Turnblad!
738
00:34:02,086 --> 00:34:03,889
Oh, here's one I learned
in detention.
739
00:34:07,158 --> 00:34:09,061
Show him
how it's done, girl!
740
00:34:11,195 --> 00:34:13,198
Put some soul into it!
741
00:34:15,266 --> 00:34:16,801
That's right, girl!
742
00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:20,171
All right, kids,
let's take it home!
743
00:34:20,204 --> 00:34:24,242
Everybody,
stop liking her!
744
00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:26,344
♪ Hey, little girl
on a spending spree
745
00:34:26,377 --> 00:34:28,179
♪ I don't come cheap
but my kisses come free
746
00:34:28,212 --> 00:34:30,849
♪ On closer inspection
I'm sure that you'll agree
747
00:34:31,549 --> 00:34:32,684
♪ Oh
748
00:34:32,717 --> 00:34:34,319
♪ Hey, little girl,
listen to my plea
749
00:34:34,352 --> 00:34:36,354
♪ I come with
a lifetime guarantee
750
00:34:36,387 --> 00:34:38,623
♪ One day maybe we'll find
that baby makes three
751
00:34:38,656 --> 00:34:39,791
CHORUS:
♪ Baby makes three
752
00:34:39,824 --> 00:34:39,824
♪ It's the ladies choice
753
00:34:43,394 --> 00:34:45,864
♪ It's the ladies choice
754
00:34:47,632 --> 00:34:49,634
♪ It's the ladies choice
755
00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:51,603
♪ Yeah, yeah
756
00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:53,772
♪ It's the ladies' choice ♪
757
00:35:37,181 --> 00:35:39,116
Hey there,
teenage Baltimore.
758
00:35:39,149 --> 00:35:41,552
Welcome to
The Corny Collins Show.
759
00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:43,921
Brought to you
by Ultra Clutch.
760
00:35:43,954 --> 00:35:45,823
And it tastes good, too.
761
00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:48,091
PENNY:
Hurry, Mr. Turnblad!
762
00:35:48,125 --> 00:35:49,961
Mrs. Turnblad,
come see what's on TV!
763
00:35:49,994 --> 00:35:51,529
Penny Pingleton,
this better be important.
764
00:35:51,562 --> 00:35:51,562
It is!
765
00:35:51,562 --> 00:35:52,930
Oh, no.
766
00:35:52,963 --> 00:35:55,566
Don't tell me
Khrushchev has
his shoes off again!
767
00:35:55,599 --> 00:35:57,435
And let the party begin!
768
00:35:57,467 --> 00:35:59,202
Hey!
769
00:35:59,236 --> 00:36:00,738
ALL: Roll call!
770
00:36:01,972 --> 00:36:03,741
♪ I'm Amber!
771
00:36:03,774 --> 00:36:05,109
♪ Brad!
772
00:36:05,141 --> 00:36:05,141
♪ Tammy!
773
00:36:05,141 --> 00:36:06,509
♪ Fender!
774
00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:06,543
♪ Brenda!
775
00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:07,845
♪ Sketch!
776
00:36:07,878 --> 00:36:07,878
♪ Shelley!
777
00:36:07,878 --> 00:36:09,180
♪ IQ!
778
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:09,213
♪ Lou Ann!
779
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:10,748
♪ Kooks!
780
00:36:10,781 --> 00:36:10,781
♪ Belle!
781
00:36:10,781 --> 00:36:12,149
♪ Corey!
782
00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:12,181
♪ John!
783
00:36:12,181 --> 00:36:13,884
♪ Link!
784
00:36:14,551 --> 00:36:16,554
♪ And I'm Tracy
785
00:36:18,022 --> 00:36:20,791
♪ So, if every night
you're shaking
as you lie in bed
786
00:36:20,824 --> 00:36:22,994
ALL:
♪ Go, Tracy! Go, go, Tracy!
787
00:36:23,027 --> 00:36:26,898
♪ And the bass and drums
are pounding in your head
788
00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:31,669
♪ Who cares about sleep
when you can snooze
in school?
789
00:36:31,702 --> 00:36:34,238
♪ They'll never
get to college
but they sure look cool
790
00:36:34,271 --> 00:36:35,973
♪ Don't need a cap
and a gown
791
00:36:36,006 --> 00:36:38,009
♪ 'Cause they're
the nicest kids in town
792
00:36:38,042 --> 00:36:40,077
ALL:
♪ Ooh
793
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,014
♪ They're the nicest, nicest
794
00:36:43,047 --> 00:36:45,650
♪ They're the nicest, nicest
795
00:36:45,683 --> 00:36:47,518
♪ Well, sugar and spicest
796
00:36:47,551 --> 00:36:49,454
♪ The nicest kids in...
797
00:36:52,456 --> 00:36:54,592
ALL:
♪ Kids in town ♪
798
00:36:57,594 --> 00:36:59,697
And that was our
new dance of the week,
"Your Place or Mine,"
799
00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:01,232
introduced by our
new council member,
800
00:37:01,265 --> 00:37:01,265
Miss Tracy Turnblad!
801
00:37:01,265 --> 00:37:02,901
Hi!
802
00:37:05,536 --> 00:37:08,673
Tracy! Live in our own
living room.
803
00:37:08,706 --> 00:37:10,374
I think I've seen her
here before.
804
00:37:10,407 --> 00:37:11,976
And she's going
to be a regular.
805
00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:16,380
Imagine,
my little girl, regular.
806
00:37:16,413 --> 00:37:20,151
Tracy. Hi!
It's me, Penny.
807
00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:20,184
Hi.
808
00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:22,119
She can't hear you, hon.
809
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:22,152
It's just
a television.
810
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,522
Oh.
811
00:37:29,326 --> 00:37:31,529
Hello?
812
00:37:31,562 --> 00:37:34,966
Yes, this is her
childhood home.
813
00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:37,101
No, I'm not her father.
814
00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:39,270
So, tell us
about yourself, Trace!
815
00:37:39,303 --> 00:37:41,806
Well, I go to
Patterson Park High,
816
00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:43,274
I watch your show,
817
00:37:43,307 --> 00:37:45,076
and I do
absolutely nothing else.
818
00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:46,911
Love that.
819
00:37:46,944 --> 00:37:49,213
Oh, but someday
I hope to become
the first woman president.
820
00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:52,416
Or a Rockette.
You got to think big
to be big!
821
00:37:52,449 --> 00:37:53,951
Hi, Daddy.
822
00:37:53,984 --> 00:37:56,687
And as president,
what would your first
official act be?
823
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,656
Well, I'd make every day
Negro Day!
824
00:37:58,689 --> 00:37:59,857
Ah!
825
00:37:59,890 --> 00:38:01,759
CORNY: I read you like
tomorrow's headlines.
826
00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:04,228
Looks like we might just have
a hot new candidate for
Miss Teenage Hairspray.
827
00:38:04,261 --> 00:38:06,063
What? No!
828
00:38:06,096 --> 00:38:09,000
You can't.
I mean, she's the "before"
and I'm the "after."
829
00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:10,434
And "afters"
always win, so...
830
00:38:10,467 --> 00:38:12,069
So, what do you say,
Tracy?
831
00:38:12,102 --> 00:38:14,772
Would you like Link Larkin
to sing a song
just for you?
832
00:38:14,805 --> 00:38:16,273
Would I?
833
00:38:16,306 --> 00:38:17,808
Would I?
834
00:38:17,841 --> 00:38:20,845
You people are ignoring
the laws of nature!
835
00:38:20,878 --> 00:38:22,113
Link Larkin,
our own budding Elvis,
836
00:38:22,146 --> 00:38:24,615
will now dedicate a song
to the equally blooming
837
00:38:24,648 --> 00:38:24,648
Miss Tracy Turnblad,
with It Takes Two.
838
00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:31,656
Mother!
839
00:38:38,962 --> 00:38:41,265
♪ They say it's a man's world
840
00:38:41,298 --> 00:38:45,569
♪ Well, that cannot be denied
841
00:38:45,602 --> 00:38:47,938
♪ But what good's
a man's world
842
00:38:47,971 --> 00:38:52,309
♪ Without a woman by his side
843
00:38:52,342 --> 00:38:53,978
♪ So I will wait
844
00:38:54,011 --> 00:38:59,550
♪ Until that moment
you decide
845
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:01,385
♪ That I'm your man
846
00:39:01,418 --> 00:39:02,953
♪ And you're my girl
847
00:39:02,986 --> 00:39:04,622
♪ That I'm the sea
848
00:39:04,655 --> 00:39:06,090
♪ And you're the pearl
849
00:39:06,123 --> 00:39:08,993
♪ It takes two, baby
850
00:39:09,026 --> 00:39:11,162
♪ It takes two
851
00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:15,299
♪ A king ain't a king
852
00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:20,538
♪ Without the power
behind the throne
853
00:39:20,571 --> 00:39:22,940
♪ A prince is a pauper, babe
854
00:39:22,973 --> 00:39:26,977
♪ Without a chick
to call his own
855
00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:29,013
♪ So, please,
darling, choose me
856
00:39:29,046 --> 00:39:34,051
♪ I don't want to rule alone
857
00:39:34,084 --> 00:39:36,287
♪ Tell me I'm your king
858
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,955
♪ And you're my queen
859
00:39:37,988 --> 00:39:41,192
♪ That no one else
can come between
860
00:39:41,225 --> 00:39:43,794
♪ It takes two, baby
861
00:39:43,827 --> 00:39:46,530
♪ It takes two
862
00:39:46,563 --> 00:39:48,232
♪ Don't you know
863
00:39:48,265 --> 00:39:50,835
♪ Lancelot had Guinevere
864
00:39:50,868 --> 00:39:53,704
♪ Mrs. Claus
has old St. Nick
865
00:39:54,838 --> 00:39:57,942
♪ Romeo had Juliet
866
00:39:57,975 --> 00:39:57,975
♪ And Liz,
she has her Dick
867
00:40:01,545 --> 00:40:04,348
♪ They say
it takes two to tango
868
00:40:04,381 --> 00:40:07,952
♪ Well, that tango's
child's play
869
00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:10,855
♪ So, take me
to the dance floor
870
00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:15,392
♪ And we'll twist
the night away
871
00:40:15,425 --> 00:40:21,232
♪ Just like Frankie Avalon
has his favorite Mouseketeer
872
00:40:22,132 --> 00:40:24,502
♪ I dream of a lover, babe
873
00:40:24,535 --> 00:40:27,705
♪ To say the things
I long to hear
874
00:40:28,705 --> 00:40:31,208
♪ So, come closer baby, oh
875
00:40:31,241 --> 00:40:35,946
♪ And whisper in my ear
876
00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:35,979
♪ Tell me
that you're my girl
877
00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:38,015
♪ I'm your girl
878
00:40:38,048 --> 00:40:38,048
♪ And I'm your boy
879
00:40:38,048 --> 00:40:39,650
♪ You're my boy
880
00:40:39,683 --> 00:40:39,683
♪ That you're my pride
881
00:40:39,683 --> 00:40:41,352
♪ I'm your pride
882
00:40:41,385 --> 00:40:41,385
♪ And I'm your joy
883
00:40:41,385 --> 00:40:43,287
♪ You're my joy
884
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,889
♪ I'm the sand
885
00:40:44,922 --> 00:40:46,190
♪ And you're the tide
886
00:40:46,223 --> 00:40:47,625
♪ I'll be the groom
887
00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:47,658
♪ If you'll be my bride
888
00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:49,627
♪ I'll be your bride
889
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:52,163
♪ It takes two, baby
890
00:40:52,196 --> 00:40:55,133
♪ It takes two
891
00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:56,333
♪ It takes two, baby
892
00:41:02,873 --> 00:41:08,913
♪ It takes two
893
00:41:08,946 --> 00:41:15,052
♪ Two ♪
894
00:41:20,123 --> 00:41:20,123
And we're off!
895
00:41:25,596 --> 00:41:28,732
Mrs. Von Tussle,
we must speak!
896
00:41:28,765 --> 00:41:29,833
Shall we?
897
00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:31,402
Mrs. Von Tussle!
898
00:41:31,435 --> 00:41:32,703
Negro Day?
899
00:41:32,736 --> 00:41:34,605
Every day!
900
00:41:34,638 --> 00:41:37,575
That chubby communist girl
just kissed that boy
901
00:41:37,608 --> 00:41:40,177
on his possibly parted lips!
902
00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:43,514
Ultra Clutch
and controversy do not mix.
903
00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:45,749
Chubby girls and Negros
buy hairspray too,
Mr. Spritzer.
904
00:41:45,782 --> 00:41:47,351
Collins, you're fired!
905
00:41:47,384 --> 00:41:49,420
You can't fire
Corny Collins from
The Corny Collins Show.
906
00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:51,989
Why not? They do it
all the time on Lassie.
907
00:41:52,022 --> 00:41:53,257
Mr. Spritzer,
to keep your audience,
908
00:41:53,290 --> 00:41:54,992
you've got to keep up
with the times.
909
00:41:55,025 --> 00:41:56,994
Bringing Tracy on
is just one of my ideas.
910
00:41:57,027 --> 00:41:59,129
Since when do you have ideas?
911
00:41:59,162 --> 00:42:00,798
It's time the kids
who're on the show
912
00:42:00,831 --> 00:42:03,968
start to look like the kids
who watch the show.
913
00:42:04,001 --> 00:42:05,469
Hmm?
914
00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,338
You're insane!
915
00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,173
You and I should have
a chat of our own.
916
00:42:17,247 --> 00:42:19,016
♪ Oh, my God
917
00:42:19,049 --> 00:42:21,385
♪ That snake that sings
918
00:42:21,418 --> 00:42:22,586
♪ He's a puppet
919
00:42:22,619 --> 00:42:25,889
♪ But I hold the purse
and the strings
920
00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:28,192
♪ God, I knew Negro Day
921
00:42:28,225 --> 00:42:30,661
♪ Would bring chaos
and change
922
00:42:30,694 --> 00:42:32,663
♪ Now he's pushing
this pinko
923
00:42:32,696 --> 00:42:35,733
♪ Who might
give us all mange
924
00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:38,969
♪ She's a blemish,
a blackhead
925
00:42:39,002 --> 00:42:40,371
♪ That must be expelled
926
00:42:40,404 --> 00:42:42,006
♪ There's a standard
of beauty
927
00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:43,874
♪ That must be upheld
928
00:42:43,907 --> 00:42:45,943
♪ People say I'm a bigot
929
00:42:45,976 --> 00:42:47,311
♪ But it just isn't true
930
00:42:47,344 --> 00:42:49,313
♪ Look, I love Sammy Davis
931
00:42:49,346 --> 00:42:51,482
♪ And he's black and a Jew!
932
00:42:51,515 --> 00:42:53,083
♪ They better get set
933
00:42:53,116 --> 00:42:54,985
♪ For a full out assault
934
00:42:55,018 --> 00:42:56,687
♪ They should
never have boiled
935
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:03,628
♪ Miss Baltimore Crabs ♪
936
00:44:19,974 --> 00:44:21,777
Hello?
937
00:44:21,810 --> 00:44:23,345
Yes, well,
thank you very much.
938
00:44:23,378 --> 00:44:27,716
I'm sure that Tracy
appreciates your vote for
Miss Teenage Hairspray.
939
00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:29,718
And she loves you, too.
940
00:44:29,819 --> 00:44:31,020
Very much.
941
00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:32,481
Whoever you are.
942
00:44:32,514 --> 00:44:33,716
Goodbye.
943
00:44:35,784 --> 00:44:38,021
Oh, this is crazy.
944
00:44:38,921 --> 00:44:40,456
Hello?
945
00:44:41,657 --> 00:44:43,159
What am I wearing?
946
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,997
A housedress,
scuffies, and supp hose.
947
00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:49,198
What are you wearing?
948
00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:53,002
Hello? Hello?
949
00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:54,570
Mama, did you see?
Did you see me?
950
00:44:54,603 --> 00:44:57,273
Of course I saw you,
it was on TV. I had to.
951
00:44:57,306 --> 00:45:00,343
Oh, Tracy,
the phone's been ringing
like we was a telethon.
952
00:45:00,376 --> 00:45:04,113
To think, a beloved TV icon
the fruit of my womb.
953
00:45:04,146 --> 00:45:04,146
So you're not mad?
954
00:45:04,146 --> 00:45:05,348
Mad?
955
00:45:05,381 --> 00:45:07,583
How could I be mad?
You're famous!
956
00:45:07,616 --> 00:45:09,919
But, hon, if you'd only
told me you was going
to get on the show,
957
00:45:09,952 --> 00:45:11,888
I never would have
said you couldn't.
958
00:45:11,921 --> 00:45:14,624
But come.
Sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit.
959
00:45:14,657 --> 00:45:16,025
Tell me,
960
00:45:16,058 --> 00:45:18,728
is fame everything
you thought it would be?
961
00:45:18,761 --> 00:45:20,162
Are you happy, hon?
962
00:45:20,195 --> 00:45:21,864
Yes, Mama.
963
00:45:21,897 --> 00:45:23,733
And I think I'm in love.
964
00:45:23,766 --> 00:45:26,002
I know.
I've been following.
965
00:45:26,035 --> 00:45:28,771
You and I are
gonna have to have
a talk about crooners.
966
00:45:28,804 --> 00:45:33,075
Or we could all learn
a lesson from the mistakes
of Miss Debbie Reynolds.
967
00:45:33,108 --> 00:45:35,211
There it goes again.
968
00:45:35,644 --> 00:45:37,380
Hello?
969
00:45:37,413 --> 00:45:40,149
Yes, this is Tracy Turnblad.
970
00:45:40,182 --> 00:45:41,784
Hi, Mr. Pinky.
971
00:45:41,817 --> 00:45:43,586
Mr. Pinky?
The Mr. Pinky?
972
00:45:43,619 --> 00:45:47,356
Of "Mr. Pinky's Hefty
Hideaway, Quality Clothes
for Quantity Gals"?
973
00:45:47,389 --> 00:45:48,424
That Mr. Pinky?
974
00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:49,859
You want to hire me
as your exclusive
975
00:45:49,892 --> 00:45:49,892
spokesmodel and
fashion effigy?
976
00:45:51,527 --> 00:45:51,527
What's an effigy?
977
00:45:53,028 --> 00:45:54,597
Well,
that's very flattering,
978
00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:54,630
but of course all business
must go through my agent.
979
00:45:56,865 --> 00:45:58,434
It'll be our pleasure.
980
00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:00,703
We'll be right over.
Goodbye.
981
00:46:00,736 --> 00:46:02,405
Ooh. I don't know
any agents.
982
00:46:02,438 --> 00:46:04,674
How about
a nice bail bondsman?
983
00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:04,707
Well, you, Mother.
984
00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:06,609
Me?
985
00:46:06,642 --> 00:46:10,146
Oh, Tracy Turnblad,
fame has gone to your head
and left you wacky.
986
00:46:10,179 --> 00:46:13,883
You need
a top-shelf professional.
987
00:46:13,916 --> 00:46:16,419
Now, who handled
the Gabor sisters?
988
00:46:16,452 --> 00:46:17,987
Well, who didn't?
989
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:21,023
Mother, there's
a great big world out there
that I know nothing about.
990
00:46:21,056 --> 00:46:23,526
And when things get rough,
a girl needs her mother.
991
00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:25,995
And I will be
right at your side
if that's what you want.
992
00:46:26,028 --> 00:46:28,597
And together
we will claw your way
to the top.
993
00:46:28,630 --> 00:46:30,399
Only, can't we do it
over the phone?
994
00:46:30,432 --> 00:46:32,301
Oh, hon, I haven't been
out of this apartment
995
00:46:32,334 --> 00:46:36,005
since Mamie Eisenhower
rolled her hose
and bobbed her bangs.
996
00:46:36,038 --> 00:46:39,041
♪ Hey, Mama, hey,
Mama, look around
997
00:46:39,074 --> 00:46:41,978
♪ Everybody's grooving
to a brand-new sound
998
00:46:42,011 --> 00:46:45,014
♪ Hey, Mama, hey,
Mama, follow me
999
00:46:45,047 --> 00:46:47,616
♪ I know something's in you
that you want to set free
1000
00:46:47,649 --> 00:46:50,720
♪ So let go,
go, go of the past now
1001
00:46:50,753 --> 00:46:53,689
♪ Say hello to
the love in your heart
1002
00:46:53,722 --> 00:46:56,759
♪ Yes, I know
that the world's
spinning fast now
1003
00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,061
♪ You got to get yourself
a brand-new start
1004
00:46:59,094 --> 00:47:01,664
♪ Hey, Mama,
welcome to the '60s
1005
00:47:01,697 --> 00:47:04,667
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1006
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,737
♪ Oh, Mama,
welcome to the '60s
1007
00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:10,673
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1008
00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:12,808
♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go
1009
00:47:14,576 --> 00:47:14,576
♪ Welcome to the '60s
1010
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,715
♪ Hey, Mama
1011
00:47:19,748 --> 00:47:22,718
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1012
00:47:22,751 --> 00:47:24,286
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1013
00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:25,821
♪ Hey, Mama, hey, Mama
1014
00:47:25,854 --> 00:47:27,256
♪ Take my hand
1015
00:47:27,289 --> 00:47:30,292
♪ First let's make a pit stop
at the wiener stand
1016
00:47:30,325 --> 00:47:31,794
♪ Hey, Mama, hey, Mama
1017
00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:33,362
♪ Take a chance
1018
00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:36,032
♪ Oh, Tracy, it's been years
since someone
asked me to dance
1019
00:47:36,065 --> 00:47:37,900
♪ So let go, go, go
1020
00:47:37,933 --> 00:47:39,035
♪ Of the past now
1021
00:47:39,068 --> 00:47:41,971
♪ Say hello to
the light in your eyes
1022
00:47:42,004 --> 00:47:44,607
♪ I know that
the world's spinning fast now
1023
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,376
♪ But you got to run
the race to win the prize
1024
00:47:47,409 --> 00:47:50,012
♪ Hey, Mama,
welcome to the '60s
1025
00:47:50,045 --> 00:47:52,948
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1026
00:47:52,981 --> 00:47:56,052
♪ Oh, Mama,
welcome to the '60s
1027
00:47:56,085 --> 00:47:58,954
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1028
00:47:58,987 --> 00:48:01,391
♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go
1029
00:48:02,825 --> 00:48:04,427
♪ Welcome to the '60s
1030
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:06,128
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1031
00:48:06,161 --> 00:48:08,064
♪ Hey, Mama
1032
00:48:08,097 --> 00:48:11,033
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1033
00:48:11,066 --> 00:48:13,336
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1034
00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:17,106
Free jelly donuts
while they last.
1035
00:48:17,139 --> 00:48:19,809
Eat them up, girls,
I've got tons of
taffeta inside.
1036
00:48:19,842 --> 00:48:21,310
Hi, Mr. Pinky.
1037
00:48:21,343 --> 00:48:22,511
I'm Tracy.
1038
00:48:22,544 --> 00:48:24,380
There's my shining star.
1039
00:48:24,413 --> 00:48:26,949
Television doesn't capture
half of you.
1040
00:48:26,982 --> 00:48:29,218
Oh, Mr. Pinky,
you certainly picked
a lovely girl
1041
00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:31,087
to put the plus
in your plus sizes.
1042
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,655
Now, Tracy, who is this?
1043
00:48:32,688 --> 00:48:34,123
Your gorgeous big sister?
1044
00:48:34,156 --> 00:48:35,624
Mr. Pinky, stop!
1045
00:48:35,657 --> 00:48:37,793
I'm not her gorgeous
big sister. I'm...
1046
00:48:37,826 --> 00:48:39,528
54 double D?
1047
00:48:39,561 --> 00:48:39,561
Triple E.
1048
00:48:39,561 --> 00:48:40,863
Oh, mama!
1049
00:48:40,896 --> 00:48:41,964
I hit the motherlode!
1050
00:48:41,997 --> 00:48:43,900
Step inside
and let's make a deal.
1051
00:48:47,736 --> 00:48:50,339
CHORUS:
♪ Your mama's welcoming
the '60s
1052
00:48:50,372 --> 00:48:53,709
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1053
00:48:53,742 --> 00:48:56,479
♪ Oh, your mama's
welcoming the '60s
1054
00:48:56,512 --> 00:48:58,647
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1055
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,983
♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go!
1056
00:49:01,016 --> 00:49:03,586
♪ Welcome to the rhythm
of a brand-new day
1057
00:49:03,619 --> 00:49:05,054
♪ Take your
old-fashioned fears
1058
00:49:05,087 --> 00:49:06,922
ALL:
♪ And just throw them away
1059
00:49:06,955 --> 00:49:09,692
♪ You should have some color
and a fresh new "do"
1060
00:49:09,725 --> 00:49:12,928
♪ 'Cause it's time for a star
who looks just like you!
1061
00:49:12,961 --> 00:49:14,297
♪ Who? Me?
1062
00:49:16,131 --> 00:49:18,667
♪ Don't you let nobody
try to steal your fun
1063
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:22,004
♪ 'Cause a little
touch of lipstick
never hurt no one
1064
00:49:22,037 --> 00:49:24,607
♪ The future's got
a million roads
for you to choose
1065
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,010
♪ But you'll
walk a little taller
in some high-heeled shoes
1066
00:49:28,043 --> 00:49:30,646
♪ And once you find
the style that makes you
feel like you
1067
00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:32,181
♪ Something fresh,
something new
1068
00:49:32,214 --> 00:49:33,949
ALL:
♪ Step on out, hear us shout
1069
00:49:33,982 --> 00:49:36,052
♪ Mama, that's your cue!
1070
00:49:40,222 --> 00:49:41,657
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1071
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,125
♪ Hey, Tracy,
hey, baby
1072
00:49:43,158 --> 00:49:44,660
♪ Look at me!
1073
00:49:44,693 --> 00:49:48,164
♪ I'm the cutest chickie
that you ever did see
1074
00:49:48,197 --> 00:49:50,633
♪ Hey, Tracy, hey, baby
Look at us
1075
00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:53,369
♪ Where is there a team
that's half as fabulous?
1076
00:49:53,402 --> 00:49:55,004
♪ I let go, go, go
1077
00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:56,338
♪ Of the past now
1078
00:49:56,371 --> 00:49:59,375
♪ Said hello to
this red carpet ride
1079
00:49:59,408 --> 00:50:02,811
♪ Yes, I know
that the world's
spinning fast now
1080
00:50:02,844 --> 00:50:04,780
♪ Tell Lollobrigida
to step aside!
1081
00:50:04,813 --> 00:50:07,183
ALL:
♪ Your mama's welcoming
the '60s
1082
00:50:07,216 --> 00:50:08,885
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1083
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,722
♪ Your mama's
welcoming the '60s
1084
00:50:13,755 --> 00:50:16,325
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1085
00:50:16,358 --> 00:50:18,961
♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go
1086
00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:23,832
♪ Welcome to the '60s
1087
00:50:23,865 --> 00:50:25,601
♪ Open the door for the girl
1088
00:50:25,634 --> 00:50:27,169
♪ Who has more, she's a star
1089
00:50:27,202 --> 00:50:29,038
♪ Tracy, go, go, go!
1090
00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:30,206
♪ Tracy!
1091
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,807
♪ Mother!
1092
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,510
ALL:
♪ Hey, Mama,
welcome to the '60s
1093
00:50:34,543 --> 00:50:38,080
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1094
00:50:38,113 --> 00:50:40,549
♪ Mama, welcome to the '60s
1095
00:50:40,582 --> 00:50:43,419
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1096
00:50:43,452 --> 00:50:45,454
♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go
1097
00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:45,487
♪ Your mama's hip
1098
00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:46,522
♪ Hip!
1099
00:50:46,555 --> 00:50:46,555
♪ Your mama's in
1100
00:50:46,555 --> 00:50:47,823
♪ In, Mama!
1101
00:50:47,856 --> 00:50:49,892
♪ Your mama's looking
at herself and wondering
1102
00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:49,925
♪ Where you been?
1103
00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:51,393
♪ Where you been?
1104
00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:51,426
♪ Your mama's lit
1105
00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:52,661
♪ Lit!
1106
00:50:52,694 --> 00:50:52,694
♪ She's all aglow
1107
00:50:52,694 --> 00:50:53,829
♪ Glow, Mama!
1108
00:50:53,862 --> 00:50:55,564
♪ Your mama once
was looking back
1109
00:50:55,597 --> 00:50:57,866
♪ But Mama's got
to let go, go, go
1110
00:50:57,899 --> 00:51:01,670
♪ Welcome to
the "6" to the "0"
to the apostrophe "s"
1111
00:51:01,703 --> 00:51:05,407
ALL:
♪ Hey, Mama,
welcome to the '60s
1112
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,475
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1113
00:51:06,508 --> 00:51:07,843
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1114
00:51:07,876 --> 00:51:10,746
ALL:
♪ Hey, Mama,
welcome to the '60s
1115
00:51:10,779 --> 00:51:12,214
♪ Yeah
1116
00:51:12,247 --> 00:51:13,749
♪ Yeah
1117
00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:16,352
♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go!
1118
00:51:16,385 --> 00:51:19,688
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1119
00:51:19,721 --> 00:51:24,227
♪ Go, Mama, go, go, go ♪
1120
00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:40,879
What is wrong
with your head?
1121
00:52:41,645 --> 00:52:43,381
It's called "The Tracy."
1122
00:52:43,414 --> 00:52:44,783
Everyone who's anyone
has one.
1123
00:52:45,349 --> 00:52:46,951
What? Why?
1124
00:52:49,053 --> 00:52:53,658
You know, I actually heard
that they put Tracy
in special ed!
1125
00:52:53,691 --> 00:52:55,460
I heard she was caught
in the back of a car
1126
00:52:55,493 --> 00:52:57,762
playing tonsil hockey
with two boys at once.
1127
00:52:57,795 --> 00:52:57,795
Okay, that is true.
1128
00:52:59,196 --> 00:53:02,434
Tracy Turnblad
is fast and slow
at the same time!
1129
00:53:03,567 --> 00:53:05,369
Link Larkin,
1130
00:53:05,402 --> 00:53:09,240
how could you kiss that
little bee-hived buffalo
right on the air?
1131
00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:11,676
Cool it, Amber.
It was just a swift way
to end the song.
1132
00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:12,810
Here they come now.
1133
00:53:12,843 --> 00:53:14,479
Special ed!
1134
00:53:14,512 --> 00:53:17,415
Hey, knock it off, Fender.
Try to act like a grown-up.
1135
00:53:17,448 --> 00:53:19,417
Special ed!
1136
00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:20,818
Come on, everybody.
1137
00:53:20,851 --> 00:53:20,851
Get ready to play
Scatter Dodge Ball.
1138
00:53:23,954 --> 00:53:25,957
What is Scatter
Dodge Ball, anyways?
1139
00:53:25,990 --> 00:53:27,525
It's sort of like
a protest rally.
1140
00:53:27,558 --> 00:53:28,626
We all gather together.
1141
00:53:28,659 --> 00:53:30,094
When the police show up,
1142
00:53:30,127 --> 00:53:30,127
scatter and dodge!
1143
00:53:32,329 --> 00:53:33,598
Hi, Tracy.
1144
00:53:33,631 --> 00:53:36,801
I'm so sorry about
your special ed-ness.
1145
00:53:37,701 --> 00:53:38,803
Oh.
1146
00:53:38,836 --> 00:53:38,836
Hello.
1147
00:53:38,836 --> 00:53:39,871
Oh. Seaweed,
1148
00:53:39,904 --> 00:53:41,572
this is my best friend,
Penny Lou Pingleton.
1149
00:53:41,605 --> 00:53:43,574
Yeah, I've seen you before.
1150
00:53:43,607 --> 00:53:45,810
At the gum machine
getting your hit
of Wrigley's.
1151
00:53:45,843 --> 00:53:47,912
I do two packs a day.
1152
00:53:47,945 --> 00:53:50,515
All that chewing must make
the muscles in your mouth
mighty strong.
1153
00:53:50,548 --> 00:53:53,585
Not really,
they're probably
just average.
1154
00:53:56,587 --> 00:54:00,324
Well, well, well.
If it isn't
Ms. Tracy Tugboat.
1155
00:54:01,992 --> 00:54:03,494
Knock it off, Amber.
1156
00:54:03,527 --> 00:54:05,663
Well, I see you
finally found a title
that you can win.
1157
00:54:05,696 --> 00:54:08,332
Miss Special Ed!
1158
00:54:08,365 --> 00:54:11,869
Amber Von Tussle,
you have acne of the soul.
1159
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:16,341
Students, commence!
1160
00:54:21,145 --> 00:54:23,481
Hey, thunder thighs,
dodge this!
1161
00:54:23,514 --> 00:54:24,949
You throw like a girl!
1162
00:54:31,755 --> 00:54:33,858
Hey, hey, hey!
No fair throwing
at the 'fro!
1163
00:54:33,891 --> 00:54:35,560
Yeah, aim for his nuts!
1164
00:54:41,699 --> 00:54:43,367
Dodge this,
thunder thighs.
1165
00:54:46,270 --> 00:54:47,705
Game over, kids!
1166
00:54:47,738 --> 00:54:49,206
Back to class.
1167
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,543
Boys, anybody wanna
take a shower? Huh?
1168
00:54:52,576 --> 00:54:54,845
Extra credit? Boys?
1169
00:54:54,878 --> 00:54:58,583
Amber, that wasn't necessary.
1170
00:54:58,616 --> 00:55:00,918
Come along, Link.
Oh, um...
1171
00:55:00,951 --> 00:55:04,355
I will be waiting for you
underneath the bleachers,
if you're lucky.
1172
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:10,361
Tracy? Are you dead?
1173
00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:12,730
LINK: Gee, you're beautiful
when you're unconscious.
1174
00:55:16,567 --> 00:55:19,003
I can hear the bells.
1175
00:55:19,036 --> 00:55:20,471
Where am I?
1176
00:55:20,504 --> 00:55:23,107
Oh, for a second there
it looked like
Teen Angel time.
1177
00:55:23,140 --> 00:55:26,010
Well, wherever I am,
no one change the channel.
1178
00:55:26,043 --> 00:55:28,879
You got
a funny way of
putting things.
1179
00:55:28,912 --> 00:55:30,582
Oh, Link,
this is my friend Seaweed.
1180
00:55:32,049 --> 00:55:32,049
How you doin'?
1181
00:55:32,049 --> 00:55:34,852
How you doin'?
1182
00:55:34,885 --> 00:55:36,554
How you doin'?
1183
00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:39,256
Oh, how do you think?
I got creamed in front of
the entire school.
1184
00:55:39,289 --> 00:55:41,993
You know, I got just
the thing to fix you up.
1185
00:55:42,026 --> 00:55:44,028
My mama's pitchin'
a platter party
1186
00:55:44,061 --> 00:55:45,863
up at the record shop
up on North Ave.
1187
00:55:45,896 --> 00:55:47,498
You wanna come check it out?
1188
00:55:47,531 --> 00:55:49,934
I, too, feel not good.
1189
00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:49,967
May I also come
check it out?
1190
00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:53,537
Oh. Oh, you surely may.
1191
00:55:53,570 --> 00:55:56,707
No. I, Penny Lou.
1192
00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:58,676
I've never been to
North Avenue before.
1193
00:55:58,709 --> 00:56:00,077
Would it be safe
up there for us?
1194
00:56:00,110 --> 00:56:01,646
Take it down a notch,
my cracker man.
1195
00:56:01,679 --> 00:56:04,615
I got more to
worry about down here
than you do up there.
1196
00:56:04,648 --> 00:56:06,250
So, what do you think, Link?
1197
00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:08,786
I think getting to know you
is the beginning of
a whole lot of adventure.
1198
00:56:08,819 --> 00:56:11,956
Well, I'm glad you think so,
because not everybody does.
1199
00:56:12,623 --> 00:56:13,991
♪ Hey
1200
00:56:14,024 --> 00:56:16,460
♪ I can't see why
people look at me
1201
00:56:16,493 --> 00:56:20,031
♪ And only see
the color of my face
1202
00:56:20,064 --> 00:56:23,000
♪ And then there's those
that try to help, God knows
1203
00:56:23,033 --> 00:56:26,404
♪ But always have to
put me in my place
1204
00:56:26,437 --> 00:56:29,240
♪ Now I won't ask you
to be colorblind
1205
00:56:29,273 --> 00:56:32,910
♪ 'Cause if you pick
the fruit then, girl,
you're sure to find
1206
00:56:32,943 --> 00:56:35,646
♪ The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice
1207
00:56:35,679 --> 00:56:39,216
♪ Now, I could say
it ain't so, but, darlin',
what's the use?
1208
00:56:39,249 --> 00:56:42,386
♪ The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste
1209
00:56:42,419 --> 00:56:43,588
♪ Now that's where it's at
1210
00:56:44,955 --> 00:56:46,924
♪ Now run and tell that
1211
00:56:46,957 --> 00:56:48,192
♪ Run and tell that
1212
00:56:48,225 --> 00:56:49,794
♪ Run and tell that
1213
00:56:49,827 --> 00:56:51,896
CHORUS:
♪ Run and tell that
1214
00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:54,999
♪ Hey, I can't see
why people disagree
1215
00:56:55,032 --> 00:56:58,469
♪ Each time I tell them
what I know is true
1216
00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:01,272
♪ And if you come
and see the world I'm from
1217
00:57:01,305 --> 00:57:04,842
♪ I bet your heart
is gonna feel it too
1218
00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:08,079
♪ Now, I could lie,
but, baby, let's be bold
1219
00:57:08,112 --> 00:57:11,215
♪ Vanilla could be nice,
but if the truth be told
1220
00:57:11,248 --> 00:57:14,118
♪ The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice
1221
00:57:14,151 --> 00:57:17,555
♪ Now, I could say
it ain't so, but, darlin',
what's the use?
1222
00:57:17,588 --> 00:57:20,891
♪ The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste
1223
00:57:20,924 --> 00:57:22,760
♪ And that's where it's at
1224
00:57:22,793 --> 00:57:26,464
♪ Now run and tell that!
1225
00:58:02,132 --> 00:58:05,670
♪ Run and tell
1226
00:58:08,272 --> 00:58:12,243
♪ Run and tell
1227
00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:45,009
Hey, you're Tracy.
1228
00:58:45,042 --> 00:58:46,710
You're my favorite dancer
on The Corny Collins Show.
1229
00:58:46,743 --> 00:58:48,712
This is my sister,
Little Inez.
1230
00:58:48,745 --> 00:58:49,780
Oh, I saw you
at the auditions.
1231
00:58:49,813 --> 00:58:51,048
Yeah, and you got
on the show.
1232
00:58:51,081 --> 00:58:52,616
But good for you,
'cause they kicked me out
1233
00:58:52,649 --> 00:58:54,385
on my young,
gifted and black behind!
1234
00:58:54,418 --> 00:58:56,854
Show me
a little something, baby.
1235
00:58:56,887 --> 00:59:00,057
♪ I'm tired of
coverin' up all my pride
1236
00:59:00,090 --> 00:59:02,793
♪ So give me five
on the black-hand side
1237
00:59:02,826 --> 00:59:06,330
♪ I've got a new way
of movin' and I got
my own voice
1238
00:59:06,363 --> 00:59:09,300
♪ So how can I help
but to shout and rejoice?
1239
00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:12,803
♪ Oh, the people 'round here
can barely pay their rent
1240
00:59:12,836 --> 00:59:15,973
♪ They're tryin'
to make a dollar
out of fifteen cent
1241
00:59:16,006 --> 00:59:19,276
♪ But we got
a spirit money just can't buy
1242
00:59:19,309 --> 00:59:22,680
♪ It's deep as a river
and soars to the sky!
1243
00:59:24,147 --> 00:59:27,017
♪ Oh, I can't see
the reason it can't be
1244
00:59:27,050 --> 00:59:30,187
♪ The kind of world
where we all get our chance
1245
00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:31,722
♪ The time is now
1246
00:59:31,755 --> 00:59:33,190
♪ And we can show 'em how
1247
00:59:33,223 --> 00:59:37,027
♪ Just turn the music up
and let's all dance
1248
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:39,964
♪ 'Cause all things are equal
when it comes to love
1249
00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:43,534
♪ Well, that ain't quite true
'cause when
push comes to shove
1250
00:59:43,567 --> 00:59:46,103
♪ The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice
1251
00:59:46,136 --> 00:59:49,673
♪ Now, I can say it ain't so,
but, darlin', what's the use?
1252
00:59:49,706 --> 00:59:52,910
♪ The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste
1253
00:59:52,943 --> 00:59:54,178
♪ That's where it's at
1254
00:59:54,211 --> 00:59:56,714
♪ That's where it's at
You better run and tell that
1255
00:59:56,747 --> 00:59:56,747
ALL:
♪ Run and tell that
1256
00:59:56,747 --> 01:00:00,117
♪ Run and tell that
1257
01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:01,685
ALL:
♪ Run and tell that
1258
01:00:01,718 --> 01:00:03,854
♪ Run and tell you, you, you
1259
01:00:03,887 --> 01:00:05,756
♪ You better run
and tell that
1260
01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:19,904
♪ That ♪
1261
01:00:24,808 --> 01:00:24,808
Yeah! Yeah!
1262
01:00:24,808 --> 01:00:26,377
Yeah, baby!
Come on.
1263
01:00:33,736 --> 01:00:35,738
MOTORMOUTH: Hmm. Hey, now.
1264
01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:39,053
There's platters
of tunes and food
on the table.
1265
01:00:39,086 --> 01:00:41,022
What else would
you expect from...
1266
01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:43,157
ALL: Ms. Motormouth Maybelle!
1267
01:00:44,758 --> 01:00:46,961
Mama, uh,
I brought some friends home.
1268
01:00:46,994 --> 01:00:49,730
Well, for the love of music,
y'all come on in.
1269
01:00:49,763 --> 01:00:54,335
Now, if it isn't
the ever-sparkling
Sir Link Larkin!
1270
01:00:54,368 --> 01:00:56,637
It's always
a pleasure, Ms. Motormouth.
1271
01:00:56,670 --> 01:00:59,974
Hi, I'm Penny Lou Pingleton
and I'm very pleased
and scared to be here.
1272
01:01:00,007 --> 01:01:01,842
Well, aren't you a cutie.
1273
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:03,744
This is just so Afro-tastic.
1274
01:01:03,777 --> 01:01:05,079
Hi,
I'm Seaweed's friend, Tracy.
1275
01:01:05,112 --> 01:01:07,214
And may I just say
how thrilled I am to meet you?
1276
01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:08,449
I never miss your show.
1277
01:01:08,482 --> 01:01:10,651
I enjoyed you on Corny's.
1278
01:01:10,684 --> 01:01:11,819
Well,
it's all thanks to Seaweed.
1279
01:01:11,852 --> 01:01:13,688
Isn't that nice of you to say.
1280
01:01:13,721 --> 01:01:15,556
Now, y'all come on in now.
1281
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,491
Let's start to spin.
1282
01:01:20,994 --> 01:01:23,464
MAN: Hmm...
1283
01:01:23,497 --> 01:01:25,333
PENNY: This is interesting.
1284
01:01:26,567 --> 01:01:28,536
TRACY: It's the dirty boogie!
1285
01:01:36,410 --> 01:01:39,146
Why can't we
all dance together
like this on TV?
1286
01:01:39,179 --> 01:01:40,881
Honey,
wouldn't that be something?
1287
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,217
Well? Why not?
1288
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:44,952
Oh, you think
we haven't tried?
1289
01:01:44,985 --> 01:01:47,621
We done talked to the station,
we done pressured the Mayor,
1290
01:01:47,654 --> 01:01:49,757
we even
petitioned the Governor.
1291
01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:51,492
And what did we get?
1292
01:01:51,525 --> 01:01:52,760
ALL: Negro Day!
1293
01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:54,929
And that's just once a month.
1294
01:01:58,832 --> 01:02:00,501
Oh.
1295
01:02:00,534 --> 01:02:01,836
Link?
1296
01:02:01,869 --> 01:02:03,104
Link?
1297
01:02:03,537 --> 01:02:04,539
Hello.
1298
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,043
What are you doing
in this huge
group of minorities?
1299
01:02:09,076 --> 01:02:11,612
Wha...
I'm trying to fit in.
1300
01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:12,713
What are you doing here?
1301
01:02:12,746 --> 01:02:14,348
Why... Why are you here?
1302
01:02:14,381 --> 01:02:16,350
Well, when you didn't show up
under the bleachers,
1303
01:02:16,383 --> 01:02:16,383
I followed you here
inside my new car.
1304
01:02:16,383 --> 01:02:18,986
Oh.
1305
01:02:19,019 --> 01:02:21,622
Well, I'm glad you came.
Uh, jump on in.
1306
01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:25,192
Amber! Amber, my baby.
1307
01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:25,225
Has anyone touched you?
1308
01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:26,527
No.
1309
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,131
Too late to hustle.
We've been seen by Von Tussle.
1310
01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:32,099
Motormouth!
What's going on here?
1311
01:02:32,132 --> 01:02:34,068
Are you the one
brainwashing these children?
1312
01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:34,101
We're only dancing.
1313
01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:36,303
Ew!
1314
01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:39,907
I should have known
you'd be at
the bottom of this barrel.
1315
01:02:41,074 --> 01:02:44,145
Ah! Tracy!
That was you I saw!
1316
01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:47,114
Wilbur! Wilbur!
It was the kids I seen.
1317
01:02:47,147 --> 01:02:48,415
Mama, what are you doing here?
1318
01:02:48,448 --> 01:02:51,051
I had a sudden craving
for chicken and waffles,
1319
01:02:51,084 --> 01:02:53,788
so we drove up
to Ruby's Take-out
across the way.
1320
01:02:53,821 --> 01:02:56,423
Hi, everyone. I'm Tracy's mom.
1321
01:02:56,456 --> 01:02:57,658
Hmm.
1322
01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:57,691
Ah...
1323
01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,593
Oh...
1324
01:02:59,626 --> 01:03:03,564
So, you're...
What spawned that!
1325
01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:08,169
Excuse me?
1326
01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:09,670
I guess you two
are living proof
1327
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,606
that the watermelon
doesn't roll very
far from the vine.
1328
01:03:15,075 --> 01:03:20,047
Tracy, be a dear,
hold Mommy's waffles.
1329
01:03:22,282 --> 01:03:22,282
All right! A party!
1330
01:03:24,318 --> 01:03:24,318
WILBUR: Anyone for
chicken and waffles?
1331
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:29,523
If we get any more
white people in here,
it'll be a suburb.
1332
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:32,359
Motormouth,
I'll deal with you later.
1333
01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:34,528
Amber, let's get back to the
right side of the tracks.
1334
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:34,561
If our cars are still there.
1335
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:37,131
AMBER: Yes.
1336
01:03:37,164 --> 01:03:37,164
Link, come along.
1337
01:03:37,164 --> 01:03:39,767
Amber,
1338
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,468
you're being rude
to these people.
1339
01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:41,501
Amber, come.
1340
01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:43,037
Link, come.
1341
01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:45,273
Amber, just go.
1342
01:03:48,175 --> 01:03:50,177
Whatever happened
to the spiceless,
1343
01:03:50,210 --> 01:03:52,480
spineless boy that
I fell in love with?
1344
01:03:55,949 --> 01:03:57,852
Mother, come.
1345
01:03:57,885 --> 01:03:59,921
With pleasure.
1346
01:04:05,325 --> 01:04:06,694
I didn't care for them.
1347
01:04:06,727 --> 01:04:06,727
No.
1348
01:04:07,861 --> 01:04:09,697
Are all white
people like that?
1349
01:04:09,730 --> 01:04:09,730
No, no. Just most.
1350
01:04:12,466 --> 01:04:15,669
Well, I know how we can start
changing things.
1351
01:04:15,702 --> 01:04:19,273
If kids saw us all
dancing together on TV,
1352
01:04:19,306 --> 01:04:21,809
they'd realize
that we're not so
different after all.
1353
01:04:21,842 --> 01:04:23,177
So you saying that
you and Link would be
1354
01:04:23,210 --> 01:04:24,879
willing to dance
with us on Negro Day?
1355
01:04:24,912 --> 01:04:24,912
Tracy...
1356
01:04:24,912 --> 01:04:26,614
No.
1357
01:04:26,647 --> 01:04:29,683
We're not going to
dance on Negro Day.
1358
01:04:29,716 --> 01:04:32,019
You're going to
crash White Day!
1359
01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:37,091
Hold up.
White Day is every day.
You gotta be more specific.
1360
01:04:37,124 --> 01:04:41,028
It's Mother-Daughter Day
on the show.
How's that for specific?
1361
01:04:41,061 --> 01:04:42,830
Think! Ms. Motormouth,
you work for the station.
1362
01:04:42,863 --> 01:04:45,132
They could never turn you
and Little Inez away.
1363
01:04:45,165 --> 01:04:46,834
And once the two of
you break the barrier,
1364
01:04:46,867 --> 01:04:48,469
we'll all be
free to dance on TV.
1365
01:04:48,502 --> 01:04:50,638
That thinking's
downright revolutionary.
1366
01:04:50,671 --> 01:04:52,439
We'll set off
sparks like Rosa Parks.
1367
01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:54,942
Hold on now,
children. Think it through.
1368
01:04:54,975 --> 01:04:56,443
What if they call the cops?
1369
01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:57,912
Well, then we'll walk
off the show together.
1370
01:04:57,945 --> 01:05:00,147
There's Link and me
and I'm sure we
can get others.
1371
01:05:00,180 --> 01:05:01,782
No dancers, no show.
1372
01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:03,951
That daughter of
yours is a pistol.
1373
01:05:03,984 --> 01:05:06,420
Well, we've always taught her
to do what's right.
1374
01:05:06,453 --> 01:05:08,355
And give correct change.
1375
01:05:08,388 --> 01:05:09,924
Tracy, you can't.
1376
01:05:10,924 --> 01:05:12,726
They'll fire you for sure.
1377
01:05:12,759 --> 01:05:14,495
Well, if it's just me.
But if it's all of us?
1378
01:05:14,528 --> 01:05:15,529
I can't.
1379
01:05:16,463 --> 01:05:17,865
I'm sorry.
1380
01:05:17,898 --> 01:05:18,933
I like these people.
1381
01:05:18,966 --> 01:05:21,001
But whether or
not they dance on TV
1382
01:05:21,034 --> 01:05:23,004
won't get me
a recording contract.
1383
01:05:25,205 --> 01:05:27,007
I'm not like you.
1384
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,711
You've got brains and
personality and talent.
1385
01:05:31,411 --> 01:05:33,080
Me?
1386
01:05:33,113 --> 01:05:37,351
The Miss Hairspray contest
is my one chance to
be seen nationwide.
1387
01:05:38,352 --> 01:05:40,621
I'm not throwing away my shot.
1388
01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:44,892
So you don't think
segregation is wrong?
1389
01:05:47,127 --> 01:05:49,497
Sure, I guess.
1390
01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:53,133
But why is it my problem?
1391
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:55,102
Come on. I'm leaving
and you should, too.
1392
01:05:55,135 --> 01:05:56,570
Link,
1393
01:05:56,603 --> 01:06:00,074
you and me together...
I was just
starting to think...
1394
01:06:00,107 --> 01:06:00,107
Me, too.
1395
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:06,447
But I don't know.
It's getting too complicated.
1396
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,915
And then there's Amber...
1397
01:06:09,282 --> 01:06:11,519
I'm sorry, little darlin'.
1398
01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:15,156
Tracy, I'm so sorry.
1399
01:06:16,757 --> 01:06:19,393
Oh, Mama.
1400
01:06:19,426 --> 01:06:21,128
How could I think
that Link Larkin
1401
01:06:21,161 --> 01:06:22,796
would ever care
about someone like me?
1402
01:06:22,829 --> 01:06:24,665
Now why wouldn't he?
1403
01:06:24,698 --> 01:06:27,001
You're a beautiful girl.
1404
01:06:27,034 --> 01:06:31,906
It's just that boys
are not the brightest things.
1405
01:06:32,839 --> 01:06:34,808
Still, you give him time.
1406
01:06:34,841 --> 01:06:38,779
I'm sure he'll figure
out he's crazy about you.
1407
01:06:38,812 --> 01:06:40,514
You have to say that.
You're my mother.
1408
01:06:40,547 --> 01:06:43,951
I'm more than your mother.
I'm a woman in love.
1409
01:06:43,984 --> 01:06:45,853
We know this stuff.
1410
01:06:45,886 --> 01:06:49,590
But, Tracy, is he right?
Should you be
risking your career?
1411
01:06:49,623 --> 01:06:52,493
I never would have
gotten on the show
without Seaweed.
1412
01:06:52,526 --> 01:06:54,094
So this is payback time!
1413
01:06:54,127 --> 01:06:55,229
That's my girl.
1414
01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:56,730
Okay. So,
this is how it's going to go.
1415
01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:56,763
Tomorrow, everyone
bring your mothers...
1416
01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:58,966
And daughters...
1417
01:06:58,999 --> 01:07:00,434
...and meet us
around the corner
from the studio.
1418
01:07:00,467 --> 01:07:01,535
And make signs!
1419
01:07:01,568 --> 01:07:03,070
And put words on them!
1420
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,938
Ms. Motormouth,
you and Little Inez
will walk in first.
1421
01:07:04,971 --> 01:07:06,340
Me and Mama will
be right behind you.
1422
01:07:06,373 --> 01:07:08,175
Excuse me?
1423
01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:10,978
Well, they'll never be able
to shove them out the door
with us blocking it!
1424
01:07:11,011 --> 01:07:12,646
Tracy, dear, I'm sorry,
1425
01:07:12,679 --> 01:07:15,349
but no one said anything
about my having
to appear on television!
1426
01:07:15,382 --> 01:07:20,354
I'm sorry, dear,
I simply cannot appear on TV
at my present weight.
1427
01:07:20,387 --> 01:07:22,589
Uh, what's weight got
to do with it now?
1428
01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:26,527
Ain't nobody ever tossed
this sofa to the curb
for being too comfortable!
1429
01:07:28,061 --> 01:07:32,166
Oh, but, Mrs., uh, Motor-boat,
you're a celebrity,
1430
01:07:32,199 --> 01:07:35,202
while I am a simple housewife
of indeterminate girth.
1431
01:07:35,235 --> 01:07:38,572
Hmm. The bigger the girth,
sweetheart,
the more you're worth!
1432
01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:40,273
Now, Mr. Turnblad,
come on over here.
1433
01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:42,509
Uh-huh.
1434
01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:44,244
Now, tell me this.
1435
01:07:44,277 --> 01:07:47,815
You don't mind that the missus
is an ample American,
now, do you?
1436
01:07:47,848 --> 01:07:49,516
Oh, not at all.
1437
01:07:49,549 --> 01:07:49,549
I think of her as
prime real estate!
1438
01:07:49,549 --> 01:07:52,519
Oh!
1439
01:07:54,888 --> 01:07:58,559
All right, now, you're
preaching to the choir!
1440
01:07:58,592 --> 01:08:03,197
♪ Once upon a time,
girl, I was just like you
1441
01:08:03,230 --> 01:08:07,968
♪ Never let my extra large
largesse shine through
1442
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:12,639
♪ Hair was brown and nappy
Never had no fun
1443
01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:12,672
♪ I hid under a bushel which
was easier said than done
1444
01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:22,015
♪ Then one day my grandma
who was big and stout
1445
01:08:22,048 --> 01:08:26,253
♪ She said you
gotta love yourself
from inside out
1446
01:08:26,286 --> 01:08:31,325
♪ And just as soon as
I learned how to strut
my funky stuff
1447
01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:33,827
♪ I found out that
the world at large
1448
01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:37,131
♪ Can't get enough so
1449
01:08:37,164 --> 01:08:40,300
♪ Bring on that pecan pie
1450
01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:45,639
♪ Pour some sugar on it
Sugar, don't be shy
1451
01:08:45,672 --> 01:08:50,444
♪ Scoop me up a mess
of that chocolate swirl
1452
01:08:50,477 --> 01:08:54,448
♪ Don't be stingy
I'm a growing girl
1453
01:08:54,481 --> 01:08:59,453
♪ I offer big love
with no apology
1454
01:08:59,486 --> 01:09:04,291
♪ How can I deny
the world the most of me?
1455
01:09:04,324 --> 01:09:08,962
♪ I am not afraid to
throw my weight around
1456
01:09:08,995 --> 01:09:08,995
♪ Pound by pound by pound ♪
1457
01:09:11,932 --> 01:09:13,167
Come on, guys.
1458
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:18,472
♪ Because I'm big,
blonde and beautiful
1459
01:09:18,505 --> 01:09:23,210
♪ There ain't nothing 'bout me
that's unsuitable
1460
01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:27,281
♪ No one wants a meal
that only offers the least
1461
01:09:27,314 --> 01:09:30,851
♪ When, girl,
you're serving up
the whole damn feast
1462
01:09:30,884 --> 01:09:30,884
Come on.
1463
01:09:32,786 --> 01:09:37,191
♪ Slice me off a piece
of that hog head cheese
1464
01:09:37,224 --> 01:09:41,895
♪ Then take a look
inside my book of recipes
1465
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:46,867
♪ Now, don't you sniff around
for something fluffy and light
1466
01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:46,900
♪ I need a man who brings
a man-sized appetite
1467
01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:56,210
♪ I'll use a pinch of
sugar and a dash of spice
1468
01:09:56,243 --> 01:10:00,948
♪ I'll let you lick the spoon
because it tastes so nice
1469
01:10:00,981 --> 01:10:00,981
♪ I'll keep it in my oven
till it's good and hot
1470
01:10:05,285 --> 01:10:05,285
♪ Keep on stirring
till it hits the spot
1471
01:10:09,823 --> 01:10:14,928
♪ Because I'm big,
blonde and beautiful
1472
01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:19,566
♪ And, Edna, girl,
you're looking so recruitable
1473
01:10:19,599 --> 01:10:19,599
♪ Why sit in the bleachers
timid and afraid?
1474
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:27,274
♪ When, Edna,
you can be your own parade
1475
01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:28,809
So, how about it, Mama?
1476
01:10:28,842 --> 01:10:32,179
Well, I am big. I am blonde.
1477
01:10:32,212 --> 01:10:34,381
And if you say
I'm beautiful...
1478
01:10:34,414 --> 01:10:36,550
You're beautiful.
1479
01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:36,583
All right, I'll do it.
1480
01:10:41,521 --> 01:10:46,360
ALL:
♪ Look out, Old Baltimore
We're marching in
1481
01:10:46,393 --> 01:10:49,863
♪ And we ain't shufflin'
through that old back door
1482
01:10:49,896 --> 01:10:54,401
♪ Tracy,
I will join your fight
if I can keep up this pace
1483
01:10:54,434 --> 01:10:56,837
WILBUR:
♪ And, girls,
I'll be right by your side
1484
01:10:56,870 --> 01:10:56,870
♪ If I can find some space
1485
01:10:59,272 --> 01:11:04,511
♪ So they can gaze in wonder
as you're spreadin' your wings
1486
01:11:04,544 --> 01:11:09,383
♪ You know that it ain't over
till the fat lady sings!
1487
01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:13,920
ALL: ♪ Tomorrow,
side by side we'll show
the world what's right
1488
01:11:13,953 --> 01:11:13,953
♪ We're having
chicken parmigiana tonight!
1489
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:21,028
♪ Then we'll be big, blonde
1490
01:11:21,061 --> 01:11:23,297
♪ And beautiful
1491
01:11:23,330 --> 01:11:28,035
♪ It's time to face the fact
It's irrefutable
1492
01:11:28,068 --> 01:11:32,272
♪ Can't ya hear that rumbling?
That's our hunger to be free
1493
01:11:32,305 --> 01:11:36,610
ALL: ♪ It's time to
finally taste equality
1494
01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:41,515
ALL: ♪ On Mother-Daughter Day
where thin is in,
we're white as wool
1495
01:11:41,548 --> 01:11:43,216
♪ Well, baby, big is back
1496
01:11:43,249 --> 01:11:46,353
♪ And as for black,
it's beautiful
1497
01:11:46,386 --> 01:11:48,889
♪ All shapes and sizes,
follow me
1498
01:11:48,922 --> 01:11:49,923
EDNA:
♪ Let's bust their chops
1499
01:11:49,956 --> 01:11:51,291
♪ Call the cops
1500
01:11:51,324 --> 01:11:54,961
MOTORMOUTH:
♪ We're gonna dance
our way to victory
1501
01:11:54,994 --> 01:11:58,932
PROTESTERS: Stay away!
This isn't Negro Day!
1502
01:11:58,965 --> 01:12:03,603
Two, four, six,
eight, TV's got to integrate!
1503
01:12:03,635 --> 01:12:08,374
Two, four, six,
eight, TV's got to integrate!
1504
01:12:08,408 --> 01:12:08,408
♪ We're here to dance!
1505
01:12:11,044 --> 01:12:12,746
EDNA: ♪ We're here to stay!
1506
01:12:12,778 --> 01:12:14,147
Arrest her!
1507
01:12:15,648 --> 01:12:19,353
♪ Big, blonde and
beautiful lead the way!
1508
01:12:20,954 --> 01:12:25,693
♪ Tracy! Oh, Tracy! ♪
1509
01:13:30,258 --> 01:13:32,093
Hello?
1510
01:13:32,126 --> 01:13:35,897
Oh, why, yes, Mr. Pinky.
Well, yes.
Well, of course I understand.
1511
01:13:35,929 --> 01:13:37,664
You have an empire to protect
1512
01:13:37,697 --> 01:13:40,334
and you can't possibly have
a jailbird for a spokesmodel,
but I...
1513
01:13:40,367 --> 01:13:44,404
No, but I...
Yes, but I... Oh, but I...
Oh...
1514
01:13:44,438 --> 01:13:47,175
Yes, I'll return the outfits.
1515
01:13:47,208 --> 01:13:51,212
The pettipants, too.
I scarcely wore them twice.
1516
01:13:51,245 --> 01:13:54,682
Once for Mr. Turnblad,
and he for me.
1517
01:13:54,715 --> 01:13:57,519
Oh, but, Mr. Pinky,
she's just a little girl.
1518
01:13:57,552 --> 01:13:59,754
And little girls
make mistakes.
1519
01:13:59,787 --> 01:14:03,125
If they didn't,
where would other
little girls come from?
1520
01:14:04,659 --> 01:14:07,328
Yes. It is too bad, Mr. Pinky.
1521
01:14:07,361 --> 01:14:12,567
Perhaps we'll speak again
once Tracy has paid
her debt to society.
1522
01:14:13,467 --> 01:14:16,204
Goodbye, Mr. Pinky.
1523
01:14:19,639 --> 01:14:23,177
Oh, Wilbur.
This is a real Mydol moment!
1524
01:14:23,211 --> 01:14:23,211
WILBUR: Calm down, sweetheart.
1525
01:14:23,211 --> 01:14:25,580
Calm down?
1526
01:14:25,613 --> 01:14:28,449
There are names for women
who abandon their daughters
1527
01:14:28,482 --> 01:14:30,185
who've gotten
themselves arrested for
trying to integrate
1528
01:14:30,218 --> 01:14:32,954
an after-school
sock-hop type television show.
1529
01:14:32,987 --> 01:14:34,756
Yes, there are names.
1530
01:14:34,789 --> 01:14:38,459
And Hallmark
does not make a card
for any of them!
1531
01:14:38,492 --> 01:14:41,396
You can't worry about
people calling you names.
1532
01:14:41,429 --> 01:14:44,165
You know how many times
I've been called crazy?
1533
01:14:44,198 --> 01:14:48,870
Yeah, and you know what I say?
I say, "Yeah.
Crazy. Crazy as a loon."
1534
01:14:48,903 --> 01:14:51,506
And anyway,
we're not abandoning her.
1535
01:14:51,539 --> 01:14:53,808
In fact, I've got
just what Tracy
needs right here.
1536
01:14:56,444 --> 01:14:58,313
What do ya think?
Isn't it a doozy?
1537
01:14:58,346 --> 01:15:01,082
Wait and see.
This little baby's
gonna save the day!
1538
01:15:01,115 --> 01:15:04,719
Oh, sure!
You're a visionary inventor,
off saving the day.
1539
01:15:04,752 --> 01:15:07,922
And Tracy's a teen idol,
off reshaping the world.
1540
01:15:07,955 --> 01:15:10,425
And what am I?
1541
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,794
I had a dream, too, you know.
1542
01:15:12,827 --> 01:15:15,563
I used to make
all my own clothing,
you remember?
1543
01:15:15,596 --> 01:15:17,966
Well, until I wandered
beyond the boundaries
1544
01:15:17,999 --> 01:15:20,802
of the last
McCall's pattern size.
1545
01:15:20,835 --> 01:15:23,304
Still,
I always dream that one day
1546
01:15:23,337 --> 01:15:27,141
I'd put out my own line
of queen-sized dress clothing.
1547
01:15:27,174 --> 01:15:27,174
You were good, Edna.
1548
01:15:27,174 --> 01:15:29,777
Yeah, so where's it gotten me?
1549
01:15:29,810 --> 01:15:31,813
Twenty years later,
I'm still washing and
1550
01:15:31,846 --> 01:15:33,915
ironing and mending
other peoples' clothing.
1551
01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:33,948
Someday, Edna.
1552
01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:36,484
No day, Wilbur.
1553
01:15:36,517 --> 01:15:38,453
My time's come and gone.
1554
01:15:38,486 --> 01:15:42,624
I'm a worn out
pair of bobby socks,
the elastic all stretched.
1555
01:15:43,824 --> 01:15:48,162
Oh, Wilbur,
I suddenly feel so old.
1556
01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:48,195
Oh, nonsense, doll.
You're as spry as a slinky.
1557
01:15:52,266 --> 01:15:56,671
Whenever I'm near you,
it's like grabbing hold
of a giant joy buzzer.
1558
01:15:58,272 --> 01:16:02,110
♪ Styles keep a changin'
The world's rearrangin'
1559
01:16:02,143 --> 01:16:06,681
♪ But, Edna,
you're timeless to me
1560
01:16:06,714 --> 01:16:06,714
♪ Hemlines are shorter
A beer costs a quarter
1561
01:16:10,351 --> 01:16:14,789
♪ But time cannot
change what comes free
1562
01:16:14,822 --> 01:16:14,822
♪ You're like
a stinky old cheese, babe
1563
01:16:14,822 --> 01:16:18,293
Huh?
1564
01:16:18,326 --> 01:16:18,326
♪ Just gettin' riper with age
1565
01:16:18,326 --> 01:16:22,897
Ah...
1566
01:16:22,930 --> 01:16:25,933
♪ You're like
a fatal disease, babe
1567
01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:27,335
What?
1568
01:16:27,368 --> 01:16:27,368
♪ And there's no cure
So let this fever rage
1569
01:16:30,671 --> 01:16:32,573
♪ Some folks can't stand it
1570
01:16:32,606 --> 01:16:34,509
♪ Think time is a bandit
1571
01:16:34,542 --> 01:16:38,446
♪ But I take the opposite view
1572
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:42,850
♪ 'Cause when I need a lift
Time brings a gift
1573
01:16:42,883 --> 01:16:45,453
♪ Another day with you
1574
01:16:46,687 --> 01:16:49,057
♪ A twist or a waltz
1575
01:16:49,090 --> 01:16:54,662
♪ It's all the same schmaltz
with just a change
in the scenery
1576
01:16:54,695 --> 01:16:57,899
♪ You'll never be old hat
That's that
1577
01:16:57,932 --> 01:16:59,734
♪ You're timeless to me ♪
1578
01:17:00,201 --> 01:17:01,336
Wilbur!
1579
01:17:03,404 --> 01:17:07,041
♪ Fads keep a fadin'
Castro's invading
1580
01:17:07,074 --> 01:17:11,379
♪ But, Wilbur,
you're timeless to me
1581
01:17:11,412 --> 01:17:15,183
♪ Hairdos are higher
Mine feels like barbed wire
1582
01:17:15,216 --> 01:17:19,454
♪ But you say
I'm chic as can be
1583
01:17:19,487 --> 01:17:23,491
♪ You're like
a rare vintage ripple
1584
01:17:23,524 --> 01:17:27,428
♪ A vintage
they'll never forget
1585
01:17:27,461 --> 01:17:27,461
♪ So pour me
a teeny weeny triple
1586
01:17:31,599 --> 01:17:31,599
♪ And we can toast
the fact we ain't dead yet!
1587
01:17:35,903 --> 01:17:39,874
♪ I can't stop eating
Your hairline's receding
1588
01:17:39,907 --> 01:17:43,578
♪ Soon they'll
be nothing at all
1589
01:17:43,611 --> 01:17:45,880
♪ So, you'll wear a wig
1590
01:17:45,913 --> 01:17:47,515
♪ While I roast a pig
1591
01:17:47,548 --> 01:17:51,519
♪ Hey! Pass the Geritol
1592
01:17:51,552 --> 01:17:55,623
♪ Glenn Miller had brass
That Chubby Checker's a gas
1593
01:17:55,656 --> 01:17:59,594
♪ But they all pass eventually
1594
01:17:59,627 --> 01:18:01,662
♪ You'll never be passe
1595
01:18:01,695 --> 01:18:03,064
♪ Hip hooray!
1596
01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:05,733
♪ You're timeless to me
1597
01:18:05,766 --> 01:18:07,802
Dance with me, Edna!
1598
01:18:09,870 --> 01:18:10,939
Ah!
1599
01:18:11,739 --> 01:18:13,341
Ah!
1600
01:18:13,374 --> 01:18:14,376
Show 'em the Copa!
1601
01:18:18,512 --> 01:18:18,512
It's illegal in
many states, you know.
1602
01:18:18,512 --> 01:18:20,381
A-ha!
1603
01:18:20,414 --> 01:18:22,350
Look what I can do.
Look, look, look.
1604
01:18:24,752 --> 01:18:28,022
♪ You're like
a broken-down Chevy
1605
01:18:28,055 --> 01:18:32,193
♪ All you need is
a fresh coat of paint
1606
01:18:32,226 --> 01:18:36,697
♪ And, Edna, you got
me goin' hot and heavy
1607
01:18:36,730 --> 01:18:36,730
♪ You're fat and old,
but, baby, boring you ain't!
1608
01:18:40,901 --> 01:18:44,839
♪ Some folks don't get it,
but we never fret it
1609
01:18:44,872 --> 01:18:47,542
♪ But we know that
time is our friend
1610
01:18:48,676 --> 01:18:50,745
♪ Yeah, it's plain to see
1611
01:18:50,778 --> 01:18:57,018
♪ That you're stuck
with me until the bitter end
1612
01:18:57,051 --> 01:19:00,588
BOTH: ♪ And we got a kid
who's blowin' the lid
1613
01:19:00,621 --> 01:19:04,725
♪ Off the Turnblad family tree
1614
01:19:04,758 --> 01:19:07,829
♪ You'll always hit the spot,
big shot!
1615
01:19:07,862 --> 01:19:10,832
♪ You're timeless to me
1616
01:19:12,566 --> 01:19:16,504
♪ You'll always be
du jour, mon amour
1617
01:19:16,537 --> 01:19:20,008
♪ You're timeless to me
1618
01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:29,884
♪ You'll always
be first string
1619
01:19:29,917 --> 01:19:33,221
♪ A ring-a-ding-ding
1620
01:19:34,121 --> 01:19:38,426
BOTH: ♪ You're timeless to me
1621
01:19:40,928 --> 01:19:43,898
♪ You're timeless to me
1622
01:19:44,932 --> 01:19:47,068
♪ You're timeless to me
1623
01:19:51,005 --> 01:19:54,609
BOTH: ♪ You're timeless
1624
01:20:00,347 --> 01:20:06,754
♪ To me ♪
1625
01:21:08,451 --> 01:21:10,287
Hello?
1626
01:21:10,576 --> 01:21:13,280
Tracy? Hello?
1627
01:21:13,313 --> 01:21:14,348
Mama, over here!
1628
01:21:14,981 --> 01:21:16,449
EDNA: Oh, my baby!
1629
01:21:16,482 --> 01:21:20,186
To think I'd live
to have a daughter
with a rap sheet.
1630
01:21:20,219 --> 01:21:22,956
If my mother was alive,
she'd be so proud.
1631
01:21:22,989 --> 01:21:24,891
You know,
Grandma was a suffragette.
1632
01:21:24,924 --> 01:21:26,693
Mama, what are you doing here?
1633
01:21:26,726 --> 01:21:28,128
Oh, I brought you dinner.
1634
01:21:28,161 --> 01:21:31,298
I made your favorite,
grilled cheese on white.
1635
01:21:31,331 --> 01:21:34,034
I may have nibbled
a little on my way over.
1636
01:21:34,067 --> 01:21:36,236
But there's some fries
in the bottom of the bag.
1637
01:21:36,269 --> 01:21:39,005
Thanks, Mama.
You better get going.
1638
01:21:39,038 --> 01:21:41,308
You're here all alone?
Where are the guards?
1639
01:21:41,341 --> 01:21:44,878
Oh, the Governor's
budget cuts. Hire guards
or give himself a raise.
1640
01:21:44,911 --> 01:21:47,080
Oh...
Are you gonna be all right?
1641
01:21:47,113 --> 01:21:49,916
Well, they can't
keep me in here forever.
1642
01:21:49,949 --> 01:21:51,551
Besides, I've got
a lot to think about.
1643
01:21:51,584 --> 01:21:53,119
I might as well do it
in solitary refinement.
1644
01:21:53,152 --> 01:21:55,989
All right, well,
I'll be back in the morning
with breakfast.
1645
01:21:56,022 --> 01:21:58,859
You, um,
keep the faith, baby.
1646
01:22:02,462 --> 01:22:05,499
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1647
01:22:06,466 --> 01:22:09,202
♪ I'm all alone
1648
01:22:09,235 --> 01:22:14,841
♪ My heart has grown,
but it's broken, too
1649
01:22:16,175 --> 01:22:22,549
♪ This morning life
was a Baltimore fairy tale
1650
01:22:23,249 --> 01:22:25,752
♪ Now I can't make bail
1651
01:22:25,785 --> 01:22:27,621
♪ My mother's in shock
1652
01:22:28,488 --> 01:22:31,358
♪ My father's in hock
1653
01:22:31,391 --> 01:22:38,164
♪ I much prefer
Link's arms to jailhouse cells
1654
01:22:38,197 --> 01:22:42,168
♪ So, Link,
please rescue me now
1655
01:22:42,201 --> 01:22:49,042
♪ 'Cause I love you
and this prison smells
1656
01:22:49,742 --> 01:22:54,514
♪ Link, hear the bells
1657
01:22:54,547 --> 01:22:59,686
♪ And get ready, Baltimore
1658
01:22:59,719 --> 01:23:05,191
♪ There's a bright,
brand-new day in store
1659
01:23:05,224 --> 01:23:10,764
♪ Let me out so
this dream's unfurled
1660
01:23:10,797 --> 01:23:16,336
♪ I'll eat some breakfast
then change the world
1661
01:23:17,336 --> 01:23:22,342
♪ And I promise Baltimore
1662
01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:27,514
♪ Once I cha-cha
right out of that door
1663
01:23:27,547 --> 01:23:33,754
♪ The world's
gonna wake up and see
1664
01:23:35,488 --> 01:23:40,794
♪ Link's in love with me ♪
1665
01:23:50,570 --> 01:23:52,172
Who's there?
1666
01:23:52,205 --> 01:23:54,741
You'd better not try anything.
I've got...
1667
01:23:54,774 --> 01:23:56,543
I've got half
a grilled cheese on white.
1668
01:23:56,576 --> 01:24:00,280
Trace? It's me, Link.
1669
01:24:00,313 --> 01:24:01,614
Gee...
1670
01:24:01,647 --> 01:24:03,583
You look
beautiful behind bars.
1671
01:24:03,616 --> 01:24:06,353
Well, it must be
the low-watt
institutional lighting.
1672
01:24:07,086 --> 01:24:10,790
Trace, can you forgive me?
1673
01:24:10,823 --> 01:24:14,861
I was wrong.
I was wrong about everything.
1674
01:24:14,894 --> 01:24:16,796
Of course I care
about our friends,
1675
01:24:16,829 --> 01:24:20,500
and I'll do anything
I can to help.
1676
01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:24,437
When I thought
I'd lost you, I couldn't eat,
I couldn't sing...
1677
01:24:24,470 --> 01:24:26,039
You couldn't eat?
1678
01:24:26,072 --> 01:24:28,274
I even went
down to the station
to tell Mrs. Von Tussle
1679
01:24:28,307 --> 01:24:30,477
I was through with the
Miss Hairspray broadcast...
1680
01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:31,645
You didn't!
1681
01:24:32,578 --> 01:24:34,914
You're right.
1682
01:24:34,947 --> 01:24:39,118
Because when I got there,
I overheard her telling
Mr. Spritzer
1683
01:24:39,151 --> 01:24:42,288
the talent scouts
were only coming
to see Amber.
1684
01:24:42,321 --> 01:24:43,823
It was never me they wanted.
1685
01:24:43,856 --> 01:24:47,961
They were using me
to make Amber look popular.
1686
01:24:47,994 --> 01:24:50,730
I've been such an idiot,
while you...
1687
01:24:51,931 --> 01:24:53,834
You've been so brave.
1688
01:24:54,678 --> 01:24:57,214
I know a palooka like me
1689
01:24:57,247 --> 01:25:02,386
isn't worthy of
a groundbreaking radical
like you, but...
1690
01:25:06,089 --> 01:25:08,258
It's a little scuffed from
Amber throwing it in my face
1691
01:25:08,291 --> 01:25:12,463
when I told her...
I'd rather
be with you.
1692
01:25:12,496 --> 01:25:13,497
You didn't!
1693
01:25:14,197 --> 01:25:14,197
I did.
1694
01:25:14,197 --> 01:25:15,533
Oh.
1695
01:25:16,867 --> 01:25:19,937
So, would you
consider wearing my ring?
1696
01:25:21,338 --> 01:25:23,841
Would I?
Would I?
1697
01:25:23,874 --> 01:25:26,510
"To lose thee
were to lose myself."
1698
01:25:26,543 --> 01:25:29,146
Some kid named Milton
wrote that in the third floor
boy's room.
1699
01:25:29,179 --> 01:25:32,449
Oh, I have a wonderful life.
Great parents, my own room,
1700
01:25:32,482 --> 01:25:35,652
stacks of 45s plus
a learner's permit
that's good through August.
1701
01:25:35,685 --> 01:25:37,721
But you know what
I've been missing, Link?
1702
01:25:37,754 --> 01:25:39,523
I think I do.
1703
01:25:42,859 --> 01:25:45,996
Trace, they can
keep us from kissing,
1704
01:25:46,029 --> 01:25:49,066
but they can't
stop us from singing.
1705
01:25:50,467 --> 01:25:55,072
♪ Once I was a selfish fool
who never understood
1706
01:25:55,105 --> 01:26:00,344
♪ I never looked inside myself
Though on the outside,
I looked good
1707
01:26:00,377 --> 01:26:04,815
♪ Then we met and you made me
the man I am today
1708
01:26:04,848 --> 01:26:09,353
♪ Tracy, I'm in love with you
no matter what you weigh
1709
01:26:09,386 --> 01:26:10,988
♪ 'Cause without love
1710
01:26:11,021 --> 01:26:14,024
♪ Life is like
the seasons with no summer
1711
01:26:14,057 --> 01:26:15,859
ALL: ♪ Without love
1712
01:26:15,892 --> 01:26:18,996
♪ Life is rock 'n' roll
without a drummer
1713
01:26:19,029 --> 01:26:24,001
♪ Tracy, I'll be yours forever
'cause I never wanna be
1714
01:26:24,034 --> 01:26:27,871
ALL: ♪ Without love
1715
01:26:27,904 --> 01:26:29,406
♪ Tracy, never set me free
1716
01:26:31,007 --> 01:26:35,612
♪ No, I ain't lyin'
Never set me free, Tracy
1717
01:26:35,645 --> 01:26:38,115
ALL: ♪ No, no, no
1718
01:26:39,549 --> 01:26:41,385
♪ Once I was a simple girl
1719
01:26:41,418 --> 01:26:41,418
♪ Then stardom came to me
1720
01:26:43,987 --> 01:26:46,156
♪ But I was still a nothing
1721
01:26:46,189 --> 01:26:49,259
♪ Though 1,000 fans
may disagree
1722
01:26:49,292 --> 01:26:53,497
♪ Fame was just a prison
Signing autographs a bore
1723
01:26:53,530 --> 01:26:58,402
♪ I didn't have a clue
till you came
banging on my door
1724
01:26:58,435 --> 01:27:00,070
ALL: ♪ Without love
1725
01:27:00,103 --> 01:27:00,103
♪ Life is like my
dad without his bromo
1726
01:27:02,939 --> 01:27:05,108
ALL: ♪ Without love
1727
01:27:05,141 --> 01:27:08,045
♪ Life's just
making out to Perry Como
1728
01:27:08,078 --> 01:27:10,814
ALL: ♪ Darling,
I'll be yours forever
1729
01:27:10,847 --> 01:27:13,016
♪ 'Cause I never wanna be
1730
01:27:13,049 --> 01:27:16,487
ALL: ♪ Without love
1731
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:16,520
♪ So, darling,
throw away the key
1732
01:27:19,856 --> 01:27:24,495
♪ I'm yours forever
Throw away the key
1733
01:27:24,528 --> 01:27:26,964
ALL: ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
1734
01:27:28,698 --> 01:27:32,069
Penny Lou Pingleton,
you are absolutely,
1735
01:27:32,102 --> 01:27:35,239
positively,
permanently punished.
1736
01:27:36,907 --> 01:27:40,844
Why is it every time
you tie your daughter up,
the phone rings?
1737
01:27:42,612 --> 01:27:42,612
Hello? What am I wearing?
1738
01:27:46,483 --> 01:27:47,518
Psst. Penny!
1739
01:27:47,551 --> 01:27:47,551
Seaweed!
1740
01:27:47,551 --> 01:27:48,619
Shh.
1741
01:27:48,652 --> 01:27:50,254
Don't let my mother hear you.
1742
01:27:50,287 --> 01:27:52,589
She's punishing me for leaving
without her permission.
1743
01:27:52,622 --> 01:27:55,459
I've come to
rescue the fair maiden
from her tower.
1744
01:27:55,492 --> 01:27:57,194
Oh, Seaweed, you do care.
1745
01:27:57,227 --> 01:28:00,197
I was worried it
was just a lonely
forbidden teenage fantasy.
1746
01:28:00,230 --> 01:28:02,065
From the first
moment I saw you,
1747
01:28:02,098 --> 01:28:04,935
I knew that even
the colors of our skin
couldn't keep us apart.
1748
01:28:07,237 --> 01:28:10,207
Damn, these knots
are something else.
1749
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,577
Hurry! Seaweed!
1750
01:28:13,610 --> 01:28:18,448
♪ Living in the ghetto
black is everywhere ya go
1751
01:28:18,481 --> 01:28:20,951
♪ Who would've
thought I'd love a girl
1752
01:28:20,984 --> 01:28:23,287
♪ With skin as white
as winter's snow
1753
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:27,991
♪ In my ivory tower
life was just a Hostess snack
1754
01:28:28,024 --> 01:28:32,462
♪ But now I've
tasted chocolate
and I'm never going back
1755
01:28:32,495 --> 01:28:34,364
ALL: ♪ Without love
1756
01:28:34,397 --> 01:28:34,397
♪ Life is like a beat
that you can't follow
1757
01:28:37,467 --> 01:28:39,136
ALL: ♪ Without love
1758
01:28:39,169 --> 01:28:42,439
♪ Life is Doris Day
at the Apollo
1759
01:28:42,472 --> 01:28:44,808
ALL: ♪ Darling,
I'll be yours forever
1760
01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:47,311
♪ 'Cause I never wanna be
1761
01:28:47,344 --> 01:28:50,581
♪ Without love
1762
01:28:50,614 --> 01:28:53,183
♪ So, darling,
never set me free
1763
01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:56,453
ALL: ♪ I'm yours forever
1764
01:28:56,486 --> 01:28:58,956
♪ Never set me free
1765
01:28:58,989 --> 01:29:02,159
♪ No, no, no
1766
01:29:02,192 --> 01:29:04,595
♪ If you're locked up
in this prison, Trace
1767
01:29:04,628 --> 01:29:07,364
♪ I don't know what I'll do
1768
01:29:07,397 --> 01:29:12,235
♪ Link, I've got to break out
so that I can
get my hands on you
1769
01:29:12,268 --> 01:29:17,040
♪ And, girl,
if I can't touch you now
I'm gonna lose control
1770
01:29:17,073 --> 01:29:19,476
♪ Seaweed,
you're my black white knight
1771
01:29:19,509 --> 01:29:21,912
♪ I've found my blue-eyed soul
1772
01:29:21,945 --> 01:29:24,548
ALL: ♪ Sweet freedom
is our goal
1773
01:29:24,581 --> 01:29:26,617
♪ Trace, I wanna kiss ya!
1774
01:29:26,650 --> 01:29:26,650
♪ Then I can't
wait for parole
1775
01:29:26,650 --> 01:29:29,519
Whoa!
1776
01:29:29,552 --> 01:29:29,552
Oh!
1777
01:29:29,552 --> 01:29:31,655
How did you do that?
1778
01:29:31,688 --> 01:29:32,923
More budget cuts.
1779
01:29:32,956 --> 01:29:35,592
It was either get new bars
or get a gas chamber.
1780
01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:37,227
They made me promise
to stay inside,
1781
01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:39,430
but I crossed my
fingers behind my back.
1782
01:29:40,030 --> 01:29:41,231
Oh, Trace!
1783
01:29:42,599 --> 01:29:44,334
Oh, Link!
1784
01:29:44,367 --> 01:29:44,367
Oh, Seaweed!
1785
01:29:44,367 --> 01:29:46,436
Oh, Penny!
1786
01:29:46,469 --> 01:29:47,571
Oh, God!
1787
01:29:47,604 --> 01:29:50,607
A black boy's got my daughter!
1788
01:29:55,712 --> 01:29:58,882
Oh, there goes
the neighborhood!
1789
01:30:00,617 --> 01:30:02,486
ALL: ♪ 'Cause without love
1790
01:30:02,519 --> 01:30:02,519
♪ Life is like
a prom that won't invite us
1791
01:30:05,822 --> 01:30:07,457
ALL: ♪ Without love
1792
01:30:07,490 --> 01:30:10,594
♪ It's like getting my
big break and laryngitis
1793
01:30:10,627 --> 01:30:12,129
ALL: ♪ Without love
1794
01:30:12,162 --> 01:30:15,565
♪ Life's a 45
when you can't buy it
1795
01:30:15,598 --> 01:30:17,267
ALL: ♪ Without love
1796
01:30:17,300 --> 01:30:20,303
♪ Life is like
my mother on a diet
1797
01:30:20,336 --> 01:30:25,242
ALL: ♪ Like a week
that's only Mondays
Only ice cream never sundaes
1798
01:30:25,275 --> 01:30:27,511
♪ Like a circle with no center
1799
01:30:27,544 --> 01:30:30,180
♪ Like a door
marked "Do not enter!"
1800
01:30:30,213 --> 01:30:35,052
♪ Darling,
I'll be yours forever
'cause I never wanna be
1801
01:30:35,085 --> 01:30:38,588
ALL: ♪ Without love
1802
01:30:38,621 --> 01:30:40,457
BOTH: ♪ Yes,
now you've captured me
1803
01:30:40,490 --> 01:30:42,859
ALL: ♪ Without love
1804
01:30:42,892 --> 01:30:45,328
BOTH: ♪ I surrender happily
1805
01:30:45,361 --> 01:30:48,331
ALL: ♪ Without love
1806
01:30:48,364 --> 01:30:50,801
♪ Oh, Seaweed,
never set me free
1807
01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,402
SEAWEED AND PENNY:
♪ No, no, no
1808
01:30:52,435 --> 01:30:53,870
TRACY AND LINK:
♪ I ain't lyin'
1809
01:30:53,903 --> 01:30:55,739
BOTH: ♪ Never set me free
1810
01:30:55,772 --> 01:30:58,642
ALL: ♪ No, no, no
1811
01:30:58,675 --> 01:31:00,243
BOTH: ♪ No, I don't wanna
live without
1812
01:31:00,276 --> 01:31:02,212
♪ Love, love, love
1813
01:31:04,013 --> 01:31:07,651
ALL: ♪ Darling,
you had best believe me
1814
01:31:07,684 --> 01:31:11,188
♪ Never leave me
without love! ♪
1815
01:31:44,404 --> 01:31:46,055
MOTORMOUTH:
It's a mess out there.
1816
01:31:46,079 --> 01:31:48,582
LORRAINE: Ms. Motormouth,
look! Now it's on Channel Two!
1817
01:31:48,767 --> 01:31:50,036
Turn it up!
1818
01:31:51,503 --> 01:31:53,939
ROB:
This is Rob Barker
for the WZZT News Team
1819
01:31:53,972 --> 01:31:56,876
coming to you live
with an update on
that jail break.
1820
01:31:56,909 --> 01:31:59,445
Just moments ago,
teenage TV personality
1821
01:31:59,478 --> 01:32:01,947
and radical extremist,
Tracy Turnblad,
1822
01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:04,583
escaped from the Baltimore
Women's House of Detention.
1823
01:32:04,616 --> 01:32:06,218
Authorities say she
may have been aided
1824
01:32:06,251 --> 01:32:10,423
by once-wholesome,
formerly promising
teen heartthrob, Link Larkin.
1825
01:32:10,456 --> 01:32:13,993
If sighted, citizens are asked
to notify police immediately.
1826
01:32:14,026 --> 01:32:14,026
And in some
entertainment news...
1827
01:32:14,026 --> 01:32:16,095
Lord have pity.
1828
01:32:16,128 --> 01:32:17,296
Eva Marie is...
1829
01:32:22,534 --> 01:32:22,534
Who's out there?
1830
01:32:22,534 --> 01:32:24,270
SEAWEED: It's us, Mama.
1831
01:32:24,303 --> 01:32:27,273
Ms. Motormouth.
Is it okay if we come in?
1832
01:32:27,306 --> 01:32:28,674
I broke Tracy out of jail.
1833
01:32:28,707 --> 01:32:30,543
We know. It's been
on all three channels.
1834
01:32:30,576 --> 01:32:33,212
Well, the jailbreak was easy
compared to getting a taxi
to this side of town.
1835
01:32:33,245 --> 01:32:36,782
As long as you're safe.
Now, you're Penny, right?
1836
01:32:36,815 --> 01:32:39,218
Seaweed's got a girlfriend.
1837
01:32:39,251 --> 01:32:41,454
Look, is it all right
if I brought her home?
1838
01:32:41,487 --> 01:32:43,289
I had to get her away
from her nasty ass mama.
1839
01:32:43,322 --> 01:32:44,457
Hush, now. Don't explain it.
1840
01:32:44,490 --> 01:32:46,025
I saw the sparks
between the two of you
1841
01:32:46,058 --> 01:32:47,693
first time I saw
you dancing together.
1842
01:32:47,726 --> 01:32:49,395
And you don't mind?
1843
01:32:49,428 --> 01:32:52,565
Only a fool turns their back
on the gift of love.
1844
01:32:52,598 --> 01:32:54,667
And this world is filled
with a mess of fools,
1845
01:32:54,700 --> 01:32:56,736
so you two better
brace yourselves
1846
01:32:56,769 --> 01:32:58,471
for a whole lot of ugly
comin' at you
1847
01:32:58,504 --> 01:33:01,040
from a never-ending
parade of stupid.
1848
01:33:01,073 --> 01:33:03,209
It's okay. My mother's gonna
kill me anyway.
1849
01:33:03,242 --> 01:33:04,877
No, she won't.
She'll kill him.
1850
01:33:04,910 --> 01:33:06,079
Inez!
1851
01:33:07,012 --> 01:33:08,714
All right.
1852
01:33:08,747 --> 01:33:10,916
And now that
we're all together,
we got to get busy.
1853
01:33:10,949 --> 01:33:12,585
You're not talking about
going back to the TV station.
1854
01:33:12,618 --> 01:33:14,353
When will we get
another chance like this?
1855
01:33:14,386 --> 01:33:16,021
Miss Hairspray will
be on national TV.
1856
01:33:16,054 --> 01:33:16,054
But last time...
1857
01:33:16,054 --> 01:33:17,456
But this time,
1858
01:33:17,489 --> 01:33:19,125
we've got Corny and the
studio guards backing us up.
1859
01:33:19,158 --> 01:33:20,593
No.
1860
01:33:20,626 --> 01:33:22,027
I'm going to turn myself in
and go back to jail.
1861
01:33:22,060 --> 01:33:23,262
What?
1862
01:33:23,295 --> 01:33:26,165
I have to before I get
anyone else in trouble.
1863
01:33:26,198 --> 01:33:28,601
Ms. Motormouth,
you could lose your job.
1864
01:33:28,634 --> 01:33:30,903
Link, you could go to prison
for what you did tonight.
1865
01:33:30,936 --> 01:33:33,405
And, Penny, your mother
is going to kill you.
1866
01:33:33,438 --> 01:33:35,241
Does nobody hear me?
She will kill him!
1867
01:33:35,274 --> 01:33:36,742
No disrespect, Ms. Motormouth,
1868
01:33:36,775 --> 01:33:39,311
but I almost got arrested
for backing up the white girl.
1869
01:33:39,344 --> 01:33:41,113
Truth. Don't mind
sitting this round out.
1870
01:33:41,146 --> 01:33:42,882
Exactly. We tried.
Nothing happened.
1871
01:33:42,915 --> 01:33:45,951
And didn't old lady Von Tussle
say something about
hiring armed guards?
1872
01:33:45,984 --> 01:33:47,253
With arms!
1873
01:33:47,286 --> 01:33:48,754
Someone could get shot.
And for what?
1874
01:33:48,787 --> 01:33:50,723
Just so we can dance
on some oh-fay show?
1875
01:33:50,756 --> 01:33:53,392
You think all this
is about dancing?
1876
01:33:53,425 --> 01:33:54,627
Isn't it?
1877
01:33:55,627 --> 01:33:57,263
I don't know.
1878
01:33:57,296 --> 01:33:59,765
Let's ask.
1879
01:33:59,798 --> 01:33:59,798
Tracy, what made you start
this mess in the first place?
1880
01:33:59,798 --> 01:34:03,135
Hmm.
1881
01:34:03,168 --> 01:34:04,470
Was it to get on TV?
1882
01:34:04,503 --> 01:34:05,805
No.
1883
01:34:05,838 --> 01:34:07,173
Was it for the boy?
1884
01:34:07,206 --> 01:34:08,574
I almost lost him
because of it.
1885
01:34:09,842 --> 01:34:11,511
So this is about dancing?
1886
01:34:12,544 --> 01:34:14,013
Together!
1887
01:34:18,116 --> 01:34:22,688
I want us all dancing together
and I think it's wrong
that we can't.
1888
01:34:25,457 --> 01:34:27,727
What do we do when we think
something's wrong?
1889
01:34:28,427 --> 01:34:29,529
Hmm?
1890
01:34:30,829 --> 01:34:32,165
We fix it.
1891
01:34:33,765 --> 01:34:34,767
Children,
1892
01:34:37,736 --> 01:34:40,139
my children,
1893
01:34:40,172 --> 01:34:45,211
you are not the first to try,
and you won't be the last.
1894
01:34:45,244 --> 01:34:49,582
But I'm here to tell you
that I'm gonna keep on trying
1895
01:34:49,615 --> 01:34:52,852
until someday,
somebody breaks through.
1896
01:34:52,885 --> 01:34:54,720
'Cause Lord knows,
1897
01:34:54,753 --> 01:34:57,690
I done had my eye on that door
a whole lot longer than you.
1898
01:34:57,723 --> 01:34:57,723
What door?
1899
01:34:57,723 --> 01:34:59,292
The front door.
1900
01:35:00,259 --> 01:35:03,929
♪ There's a light
1901
01:35:03,962 --> 01:35:08,100
♪ In the darkness
1902
01:35:08,133 --> 01:35:14,207
♪ Though the night
is black as my skin
1903
01:35:16,141 --> 01:35:20,679
♪ There's a light
burning bright
1904
01:35:20,712 --> 01:35:25,685
♪ Showing me the way, ooh
1905
01:35:26,685 --> 01:35:30,656
♪ But I know where I've been
1906
01:35:32,224 --> 01:35:34,327
♪ There's a cry
1907
01:35:36,261 --> 01:35:39,832
MOTORMOUTH:
♪ In the distance
1908
01:35:39,865 --> 01:35:46,071
♪ It's a voice that
comes from deep within
1909
01:35:48,173 --> 01:35:52,311
MOTORMOUTH:
♪ There's a cry asking why
1910
01:35:52,344 --> 01:35:56,315
♪ I pray the answer's up ahead
1911
01:35:58,750 --> 01:36:04,023
♪ 'Cause I know
where I've been
1912
01:36:04,056 --> 01:36:04,056
♪ There's a road
we've been travelin'
1913
01:36:12,097 --> 01:36:17,737
♪ Lost so many on the way
1914
01:36:19,705 --> 01:36:23,642
♪ But the riches
1915
01:36:23,675 --> 01:36:28,013
♪ Will be plenty
1916
01:36:28,046 --> 01:36:34,820
♪ Worth the price,
the price we had to pay
1917
01:36:36,521 --> 01:36:42,662
♪ There's a dream
in the future
1918
01:36:44,196 --> 01:36:50,336
♪ There's a struggle
we have yet to win
1919
01:36:52,304 --> 01:36:56,342
♪ And there's pride
in my heart
1920
01:36:56,375 --> 01:37:00,613
♪ 'Cause I know
where I'm going
1921
01:37:02,180 --> 01:37:08,087
♪ Lord, I know where I've been
1922
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:14,159
ALL: ♪ There's a road
we must travel
1923
01:37:14,192 --> 01:37:16,161
♪ We must travel, y'all
1924
01:37:16,194 --> 01:37:18,297
ALL: ♪ There's a promise
1925
01:37:18,330 --> 01:37:20,532
♪ There's a promise
1926
01:37:20,565 --> 01:37:21,834
ALL: ♪ We must make
1927
01:37:21,867 --> 01:37:23,102
♪ That we must make
1928
01:37:24,036 --> 01:37:26,939
ALL: ♪ But the riches
1929
01:37:26,972 --> 01:37:28,307
♪ But the riches
1930
01:37:28,340 --> 01:37:29,808
ALL: ♪ Will be plenty
1931
01:37:29,841 --> 01:37:32,311
♪ I said,
the riches will
1932
01:37:32,344 --> 01:37:33,379
ALL: ♪ Worth the risk
1933
01:37:33,412 --> 01:37:34,480
♪ Worth the risk
1934
01:37:34,513 --> 01:37:39,551
ALL: ♪ And the chances
that we take
1935
01:37:39,584 --> 01:37:44,223
♪ There's a dream
1936
01:37:44,256 --> 01:37:44,256
♪ In the future
1937
01:37:48,026 --> 01:37:49,428
♪ There's a struggle
1938
01:37:49,461 --> 01:37:50,662
ALL: ♪ Struggle
1939
01:37:50,695 --> 01:37:53,399
♪ We have yet to win
1940
01:37:53,432 --> 01:37:56,568
ALL: ♪ We have yet to win
1941
01:37:56,601 --> 01:37:56,601
♪ Use pride
1942
01:37:56,601 --> 01:37:58,270
ALL: ♪ Pride
1943
01:37:58,303 --> 01:38:00,539
♪ In our hearts
1944
01:38:00,572 --> 01:38:05,310
♪ To lift us up to tomorrow
1945
01:38:05,343 --> 01:38:12,218
♪ 'Cause just to sit
still would be a sin
1946
01:38:14,186 --> 01:38:15,788
♪ Lord
1947
01:38:15,821 --> 01:38:21,827
♪ Said I know
1948
01:38:21,860 --> 01:38:26,899
♪ Where I've been
1949
01:38:29,568 --> 01:38:33,138
♪ Said I know where I've
1950
01:38:33,171 --> 01:38:39,612
♪ I know where I've been ♪
1951
01:38:53,632 --> 01:38:55,768
This is Rob Barker
coming to you live
1952
01:38:55,801 --> 01:38:58,971
from the certified
up-to-code WZZT studios
1953
01:38:59,004 --> 01:39:01,340
in beautiful
downtown Baltimore.
1954
01:39:01,373 --> 01:39:04,777
And presenting to you, live,
on nationwide television,
for the first time,
1955
01:39:04,810 --> 01:39:08,047
it's The Prime Time
Corny Collins Spectacular,
1956
01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:10,883
where we'll be crowning
your Miss Teenage Hairspray
1957
01:39:10,916 --> 01:39:14,219
and hosted by the one and only
Corny Collins.
1958
01:39:14,252 --> 01:39:15,788
GIRLS: He's Corny!
1959
01:39:15,821 --> 01:39:19,258
ROB: All brought to
you by Ultra Clutch!
1960
01:39:19,291 --> 01:39:22,161
♪ What gives
a girl power and punch?
1961
01:39:22,194 --> 01:39:23,963
♪ Is it charm, is it poise?
1962
01:39:23,996 --> 01:39:25,831
♪ No, it's hairspray
1963
01:39:25,864 --> 01:39:29,201
♪ What gets a gal
asked out for lunch
1964
01:39:29,234 --> 01:39:31,003
♪ Is it brains, is it dough?
1965
01:39:31,036 --> 01:39:33,138
♪ No, it's hairspray!
1966
01:39:33,171 --> 01:39:33,171
♪ If you take a ride
with no can at your side
1967
01:39:36,274 --> 01:39:39,945
ALL: ♪ Then your flip will
be gone with the wind
1968
01:39:39,978 --> 01:39:41,680
♪ But if you
spray it and lock it
1969
01:39:41,713 --> 01:39:43,215
ALL: ♪ You can take off
in a rocket
1970
01:39:43,248 --> 01:39:47,386
♪ And in outer space
each hair will be in place
1971
01:39:47,419 --> 01:39:50,522
♪ Why take a chance
when you get up and dance
1972
01:39:50,555 --> 01:39:54,593
♪ If you twist
I insist you use hairspray
1973
01:39:54,626 --> 01:39:57,763
♪ And tell your mother
her head she should smother
1974
01:39:57,796 --> 01:40:01,300
ALL:
♪ With Ultra-Clutch faithfully
1975
01:40:01,333 --> 01:40:04,737
♪ So if you're a redhead,
a blonde or brunette
1976
01:40:05,470 --> 01:40:06,739
♪ Just take my advice
1977
01:40:06,772 --> 01:40:08,674
♪ And you might just get
1978
01:40:08,707 --> 01:40:11,577
♪ The only thing
better than hairspray
1979
01:40:11,610 --> 01:40:12,911
♪ That's me
1980
01:40:14,413 --> 01:40:15,981
♪ Forget the milkman
1981
01:40:16,014 --> 01:40:18,984
♪ The only thing
better than hairspray
1982
01:40:19,017 --> 01:40:20,519
CHORUS: ♪ Hairspray
1983
01:40:20,552 --> 01:40:21,954
♪ That's me!
1984
01:40:28,593 --> 01:40:32,131
ALL: ♪ What makes a man
reach out and touch?
1985
01:40:32,164 --> 01:40:33,699
♪ Ultra Clutch!
1986
01:40:35,634 --> 01:40:40,472
♪ So if you're a redhead,
a blonde or brunette
1987
01:40:40,505 --> 01:40:44,043
♪ Just take my advice
and you might just get
1988
01:40:44,076 --> 01:40:45,244
CHORUS: ♪ You might just
1989
01:40:45,277 --> 01:40:48,047
♪ The only thing
better than hairspray
1990
01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:48,080
♪ That's me
1991
01:40:51,483 --> 01:40:53,018
GIRLS: ♪ He's Corny Collins!
1992
01:40:53,051 --> 01:40:56,789
♪ The only thing
better than hairspray
1993
01:40:56,822 --> 01:40:58,357
CHORUS: ♪ Hairspray, wow!
1994
01:40:58,390 --> 01:41:00,959
♪ That's me!
1995
01:41:04,062 --> 01:41:06,499
♪ Hey, baby, you look
like you could
use a stiff one ♪
1996
01:41:17,776 --> 01:41:17,776
And we're off for
network commercial.
1997
01:41:22,714 --> 01:41:27,019
Uh, excuse me, excuse me.
1998
01:41:27,052 --> 01:41:27,052
What the heck is this?
1999
01:41:27,052 --> 01:41:29,822
Oh, uh... Uh...
2000
01:41:30,206 --> 01:41:33,576
Product placement.
The sponsor insists.
2001
01:41:33,798 --> 01:41:35,962
Say, don't I know you?
2002
01:41:36,275 --> 01:41:36,275
Honest, Velma,
I'm a total stranger.
2003
01:41:39,679 --> 01:41:41,447
Oh! Corny, get the guards!
2004
01:41:41,480 --> 01:41:42,463
Guards, come on!
2005
01:41:42,471 --> 01:41:44,573
What is this?
Some kind of Trojan horse?
2006
01:41:44,606 --> 01:41:47,543
Who is hiding?
Your jailbird daughter?
2007
01:41:47,558 --> 01:41:49,094
Not at all.
2008
01:41:49,127 --> 01:41:52,797
Well,
if she's hiding in that can,
she can rot in that can!
2009
01:41:53,862 --> 01:41:56,970
You! Anyone so much
as touches this thing,
open fire!
2010
01:41:57,212 --> 01:41:59,674
You heard the lady! Go
on, now. Do your duty!
2011
01:42:01,105 --> 01:42:03,708
You win this time, Von Tussle.
2012
01:42:03,748 --> 01:42:06,624
You're one clever cookie,
I'll give you that.
2013
01:42:06,672 --> 01:42:08,351
Get him out of here!
2014
01:42:08,367 --> 01:42:11,671
And we're back to
Corny on camera three
in three, two, one. Go.
2015
01:42:11,704 --> 01:42:13,172
Dave, Dave.
2016
01:42:14,246 --> 01:42:16,382
And now comes
the talent portion
of our competition
2017
01:42:16,415 --> 01:42:19,519
where the frontrunner gals
will present a dance
of their own creation.
2018
01:42:19,552 --> 01:42:21,387
Presently, it appears
that Amber Von Tussle
2019
01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:23,189
and Tracy Turnblad
are neck and neck.
2020
01:42:23,222 --> 01:42:25,491
But since, according to
the latest police bulletins,
2021
01:42:25,524 --> 01:42:25,524
Miss Turnblad is
still at large...
2022
01:42:25,524 --> 01:42:28,194
At very large.
2023
01:42:28,227 --> 01:42:30,563
Miss Hairspray just might be
a foregone conclusion.
2024
01:42:30,596 --> 01:42:33,533
Still,
our rules say contestants
have to dance for it.
2025
01:42:33,566 --> 01:42:35,101
So, are you ready, Amber?
2026
01:42:35,134 --> 01:42:36,402
Ready as a rabbit on Easter.
2027
01:42:36,435 --> 01:42:36,435
Okay.
2028
01:42:36,435 --> 01:42:37,537
Okay.
2029
01:42:39,071 --> 01:42:42,042
Tracy Turnblad,
this song is for you!
2030
01:42:44,774 --> 01:42:48,611
♪ They came from way
far out in outer space
2031
01:42:48,644 --> 01:42:51,681
♪ She's hard to miss,
and so they landed on her face
2032
01:42:51,714 --> 01:42:53,983
GUYS: ♪ She's got cooties
2033
01:42:54,016 --> 01:42:55,818
♪ They found a place to nest
2034
01:42:55,851 --> 01:42:57,554
GUYS: ♪ She's got cooties
2035
01:42:57,587 --> 01:43:00,023
♪ If I were her
I'd be depressed
2036
01:43:00,056 --> 01:43:04,160
♪ Long-tailed, sharp-nailed
fuzzy legs, laying eggs
2037
01:43:04,193 --> 01:43:04,193
♪ Come on, everybody,
let's stamp them out!
2038
01:43:07,630 --> 01:43:09,198
CHORUS: ♪ She's got cooties
2039
01:43:09,231 --> 01:43:11,301
♪ In science class
she's like
a walking show and tell
2040
01:43:11,334 --> 01:43:12,802
CHORUS: ♪ She's got cooties
2041
01:43:12,836 --> 01:43:15,204
♪ You know she's
coming down the hall
from just the smell
2042
01:43:15,237 --> 01:43:17,173
GUYS: ♪ She's got cooties
2043
01:43:17,206 --> 01:43:19,409
♪ Nobody wants to sit by her
2044
01:43:19,442 --> 01:43:21,110
♪ She's got cooties
2045
01:43:21,143 --> 01:43:23,446
♪ Don't need a coat
'cause she's got fur
2046
01:43:23,479 --> 01:43:25,815
♪ Circle, circle
Dot, dot, dot
2047
01:43:25,848 --> 01:43:27,650
COUNCIL MEMBERS:
♪ Hurry, get your cootie shot!
2048
01:43:27,683 --> 01:43:29,385
♪ Dresses like a circus clown
2049
01:43:29,418 --> 01:43:31,688
COUNCIL MEMBERS: ♪ Somebody
ought to hose her down
2050
01:43:31,721 --> 01:43:33,056
♪ Grew up in a cootie zoo
2051
01:43:33,089 --> 01:43:37,927
♪ I bet her two-ton
mama's got 'em too! ♪
2052
01:43:37,960 --> 01:43:39,062
And that's for you!
2053
01:43:50,206 --> 01:43:51,674
Oh!
2054
01:43:51,707 --> 01:43:54,510
Thank you, America.
Thank you, children.
2055
01:43:54,543 --> 01:43:58,147
I am now ready
to consume the title of
Miss Teenage Hairspray.
2056
01:43:58,180 --> 01:44:00,249
Uh, just to be sure,
why don't we check
the scoreboard, shall we?
2057
01:44:00,282 --> 01:44:00,282
Oh!
2058
01:44:00,282 --> 01:44:01,985
May we see a tally?
2059
01:44:05,588 --> 01:44:06,956
Yes!
2060
01:44:06,989 --> 01:44:09,892
Amber Von Tussle
just squeaks in
as the winner.
2061
01:44:09,925 --> 01:44:11,594
What did I tell you?
2062
01:44:11,627 --> 01:44:13,963
Give me the crown,
give me the flowers,
and everybody start bowing!
2063
01:44:13,996 --> 01:44:15,698
TRACY: Not so fast, Amber.
2064
01:44:15,731 --> 01:44:15,731
What?
2065
01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:17,500
Look who just walked
through the front door.
2066
01:44:19,769 --> 01:44:21,671
CORNY: Right on schedule!
2067
01:44:21,704 --> 01:44:24,841
I mean, I know nothing
about this very complex plan.
2068
01:44:24,874 --> 01:44:26,275
Ladies and gentlemen,
2069
01:44:26,308 --> 01:44:30,613
I give you
the never to be counted out
Miss Tracy Turnblad!
2070
01:44:30,646 --> 01:44:35,818
♪ You can't stop an avalanche
as it races down a hill
2071
01:44:35,851 --> 01:44:41,424
♪ You can try to
stop the seasons, girl,
but you know you never will
2072
01:44:41,457 --> 01:44:46,996
♪ And you can try to
stop my dancin' feet,
but I just cannot stand still
2073
01:44:47,029 --> 01:44:50,266
♪ 'Cause
the world keeps spinning
'round and 'round
2074
01:44:50,299 --> 01:44:53,169
♪ And my heart's keeping time
to the speed of sound
2075
01:44:53,202 --> 01:44:57,707
♪ I was lost till
I heard the drums,
then I found my way
2076
01:44:57,740 --> 01:44:59,542
BOTH: ♪ You can't stop
the beat
2077
01:44:59,575 --> 01:45:01,544
♪ Ever since this
whole world began
2078
01:45:01,577 --> 01:45:04,580
♪ A woman found
out if she shook it
she could shake up a man
2079
01:45:04,613 --> 01:45:09,052
♪ So I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
the best that I can today
2080
01:45:09,085 --> 01:45:11,621
♪ You can't stop
the motion of the ocean
2081
01:45:11,654 --> 01:45:12,889
♪ Or the sun in the sky
2082
01:45:12,922 --> 01:45:15,792
♪ You can wonder if you wanna,
but I never ask why
2083
01:45:15,825 --> 01:45:17,260
♪ And if you try
to hold me down
2084
01:45:17,293 --> 01:45:20,563
♪ I'm gonna spit in
your eye and say
2085
01:45:20,596 --> 01:45:23,900
♪ You can't stop the beat!
2086
01:45:27,570 --> 01:45:28,705
Oh!
2087
01:45:28,738 --> 01:45:30,473
So,
what d'ya have to say, Penny?
2088
01:45:30,506 --> 01:45:30,506
I am now a checkerboard chick!
2089
01:45:33,542 --> 01:45:33,542
♪ You can't stop a river
as it rushes to the sea
2090
01:45:38,714 --> 01:45:44,320
♪ You can try to
stop the hands of time
But'cha know it just can't be
2091
01:45:44,353 --> 01:45:47,223
♪ And if they try
to stop us, Seaweed
2092
01:45:47,256 --> 01:45:50,059
♪ I'll call the NAACP
2093
01:45:50,092 --> 01:45:52,929
♪ 'Cause
the world keeps spinning
'round and 'round
2094
01:45:52,962 --> 01:45:55,832
♪ And my heart's keeping time
to the speed of sound
2095
01:45:55,865 --> 01:46:00,536
♪ I was lost till
I heard the drums,
then I found my way
2096
01:46:00,569 --> 01:46:02,271
♪ You can't stop the beat
2097
01:46:02,304 --> 01:46:04,340
ALL: ♪ Ever since we
first saw the light
2098
01:46:04,373 --> 01:46:07,410
♪ A man and woman
liked to shake it
on a Saturday night
2099
01:46:07,443 --> 01:46:12,048
♪ And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
with all my might today
2100
01:46:12,081 --> 01:46:13,382
♪ You can't stop
2101
01:46:13,415 --> 01:46:15,952
♪ The motion of the ocean
or the rain from above
2102
01:46:15,985 --> 01:46:18,821
♪ You can try to
stop the paradise
we're dreaming of
2103
01:46:18,854 --> 01:46:23,426
♪ But you
cannot stop the rhythm
of two hearts in love to stay
2104
01:46:23,459 --> 01:46:26,095
♪ You can't stop the beat!
2105
01:46:26,128 --> 01:46:26,128
Get her!
2106
01:46:26,128 --> 01:46:27,530
Get her!
2107
01:46:28,364 --> 01:46:29,566
What?
2108
01:46:32,201 --> 01:46:34,704
This is my dance,
and it's for everybody!
2109
01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:04,300
TRACY: ♪ So come on!
2110
01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:07,236
TRACY AND DANCERS: ♪ Come on!
2111
01:47:07,269 --> 01:47:09,539
♪ Come on!
2112
01:47:09,572 --> 01:47:14,777
The Corny Collins Show is now,
and forever more,
officially integrated!
2113
01:47:16,011 --> 01:47:17,947
ALL: ♪ Ever since we
first saw the light
2114
01:47:17,980 --> 01:47:20,716
♪ A man and woman
liked to shake it
on a Saturday night
2115
01:47:20,749 --> 01:47:25,588
♪ And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
with all of my might today
2116
01:47:25,621 --> 01:47:28,257
♪ 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean
2117
01:47:28,290 --> 01:47:29,859
♪ Or the rain from above
2118
01:47:29,892 --> 01:47:31,994
♪ You can try to
stop the paradise
we're dreaming of
2119
01:47:32,027 --> 01:47:36,966
♪ But you
cannot stop the rhythm
of two hearts in love to stay
2120
01:47:36,999 --> 01:47:42,572
♪ You can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!
2121
01:47:42,605 --> 01:47:47,076
♪ You can't stop the beat!
2122
01:47:49,812 --> 01:47:51,114
♪ Tracy! ♪
2123
01:47:55,084 --> 01:47:57,053
That was incredible!
2124
01:47:57,086 --> 01:48:00,256
Hey, everyone!
Everyone,
look at that scoreboard!
2125
01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:08,965
Tracy Turnblad,
I now declare you
Miss Teenage Hairspray 1962!
2126
01:48:12,234 --> 01:48:14,904
This is wrong!
This is just so wrong!
2127
01:48:14,937 --> 01:48:16,339
Let me see the bling.
2128
01:48:16,372 --> 01:48:18,541
You're gonna have to pry this
from my cold, dead body.
2129
01:48:18,574 --> 01:48:18,574
Shouldn't be a problem.
2130
01:48:19,675 --> 01:48:21,010
Cool it, Action.
2131
01:48:21,043 --> 01:48:21,043
You can keep
the stupid crown, Amber.
2132
01:48:21,043 --> 01:48:22,879
AMBER: Oh.
2133
01:48:22,912 --> 01:48:25,181
I have my heart set on
something a lot
more important.
2134
01:48:25,214 --> 01:48:27,216
Would that, uh...
2135
01:48:27,249 --> 01:48:29,018
Would that happen to be me?
2136
01:48:29,051 --> 01:48:30,953
Actually,
I want a graduate degree
in Musicology
2137
01:48:30,986 --> 01:48:30,986
with a minor in
Ethnic Studies.
2138
01:48:30,986 --> 01:48:33,589
Oh.
2139
01:48:33,622 --> 01:48:33,622
And, of course, you, Link.
2140
01:48:35,524 --> 01:48:38,327
This is marvelous.
2141
01:48:38,360 --> 01:48:40,529
The phones are going crazy.
2142
01:48:40,562 --> 01:48:42,498
The whole country is watching.
2143
01:48:42,531 --> 01:48:44,967
Even the Governor called.
2144
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:48,571
He's granted Tracy a pardon
because he's
enjoying the show so much
2145
01:48:48,604 --> 01:48:53,676
and a full scholarship
to Essex Community College.
2146
01:48:58,013 --> 01:49:00,550
You just can't buy
this kind of publicity.
2147
01:49:01,350 --> 01:49:04,620
Velma, you're a genius.
2148
01:49:04,653 --> 01:49:04,653
I am?
2149
01:49:06,188 --> 01:49:08,891
Ultra Clutch is
about to launch
a new line of products
2150
01:49:08,924 --> 01:49:12,495
and I want you to
head the campaign.
2151
01:49:12,528 --> 01:49:14,330
I don't know what to say.
2152
01:49:14,363 --> 01:49:18,334
It comes with offices,
a company car
and a multifigure salary.
2153
01:49:18,367 --> 01:49:21,671
I just don't know what to say.
2154
01:49:21,704 --> 01:49:24,640
Velma Von Tussle,
you are the newly appointed
2155
01:49:24,673 --> 01:49:24,673
president of Ultra Glow...
2156
01:49:24,673 --> 01:49:26,876
Ah!
2157
01:49:26,909 --> 01:49:26,909
...beauty products
for women of color!
2158
01:49:31,380 --> 01:49:35,318
And I think America would love
to hear you kids
sing our new theme song.
2159
01:49:35,351 --> 01:49:36,819
My big break.
2160
01:49:38,721 --> 01:49:41,324
You...
2161
01:49:41,357 --> 01:49:43,225
You give me back my daughter!
2162
01:49:43,258 --> 01:49:46,696
I know you have her.
I seen it on TV!
2163
01:49:48,597 --> 01:49:50,633
Penny.
2164
01:49:50,666 --> 01:49:54,170
I hardly recognize you
all done up like that.
2165
01:49:54,203 --> 01:49:55,905
I'm a pretty girl, Mama.
2166
01:49:57,206 --> 01:49:59,575
And you look so happy.
2167
01:49:59,608 --> 01:50:00,977
Well,
2168
01:50:01,010 --> 01:50:04,146
I can't say it's
what I'd planned,
2169
01:50:04,179 --> 01:50:08,784
but if this fine-looking
cat-like black boy...
2170
01:50:08,817 --> 01:50:12,521
If he's restored
the light in your eyes,
2171
01:50:14,957 --> 01:50:17,293
Then how can I object?
2172
01:50:19,495 --> 01:50:21,931
Live television.
Nothing like it.
2173
01:50:22,398 --> 01:50:23,599
Tracy,
2174
01:50:23,632 --> 01:50:27,203
this may not be
the right moment,
2175
01:50:27,236 --> 01:50:29,438
but if I don't
kiss you right now,
2176
01:50:29,471 --> 01:50:31,340
I might just bust a gut.
2177
01:50:31,373 --> 01:50:34,143
Well, we wouldn't want
you to hurt yourself,
now would we?
2178
01:50:34,176 --> 01:50:34,176
WILBUR: That's my girl!
2179
01:50:38,814 --> 01:50:42,051
Before I completely lose it,
2180
01:50:42,084 --> 01:50:44,020
can someone
please explain to me,
2181
01:50:44,053 --> 01:50:46,288
if Tracy came in
through the front door,
2182
01:50:46,321 --> 01:50:48,758
then who the hell is
hiding in that can?
2183
01:50:49,958 --> 01:50:52,028
Seaweed, would you
give me a hand, please?
2184
01:50:54,430 --> 01:50:56,466
May I present
2185
01:50:57,199 --> 01:50:59,335
my masterpiece.
2186
01:51:00,235 --> 01:51:01,304
Fire!
2187
01:51:15,851 --> 01:51:16,952
So?
2188
01:51:16,985 --> 01:51:18,888
What'd I miss?
2189
01:51:18,921 --> 01:51:22,091
Well, I been stuck in
that can since lunch.
2190
01:51:22,124 --> 01:51:25,327
And I wouldn't
rush right in after me
if I was you.
2191
01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:28,197
Mama, we did it.
We're on national TV.
2192
01:51:28,230 --> 01:51:29,565
National television?
2193
01:51:31,233 --> 01:51:33,069
America...
2194
01:51:37,673 --> 01:51:39,909
I made this myself.
2195
01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:45,076
♪ You can't stop my happiness
'cause I like the way I am
2196
01:51:45,084 --> 01:51:50,560
♪ And you just can't
stop my knife and fork
when I see a Christmas ham
2197
01:51:50,623 --> 01:51:56,330
♪ So if you don't
like the way I look
Well, I just don't give a damn
2198
01:51:56,363 --> 01:51:59,566
ALL: ♪ 'Cause
the world keeps spinning
'round and 'round
2199
01:51:59,599 --> 01:52:02,235
♪ And my heart's keeping time
to the speed of sound
2200
01:52:02,268 --> 01:52:06,807
♪ I was lost till
I heard the drums,
and I found my way
2201
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:08,909
♪ 'Cause you
can't stop the beat
2202
01:52:08,942 --> 01:52:10,978
♪ Ever since this
whole world began
2203
01:52:11,011 --> 01:52:13,680
♪ A woman found
out if she shook it,
she could shake up a man
2204
01:52:13,713 --> 01:52:17,978
♪ And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
the best that I can today
2205
01:52:17,986 --> 01:52:20,822
♪ 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean
2206
01:52:20,855 --> 01:52:23,592
♪ Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
2207
01:52:23,625 --> 01:52:26,561
♪ But I never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
2208
01:52:26,594 --> 01:52:29,097
♪ I'm gonna spit
in your eye and say
2209
01:52:29,130 --> 01:52:31,533
♪ That you can't
stop the beat! ♪
2210
01:52:31,566 --> 01:52:34,002
Wilbur, be a dear and
call for backup. Now!
2211
01:52:34,035 --> 01:52:36,137
Backup!
2212
01:52:36,170 --> 01:52:41,576
Step aside, Miss Buttercup.
It's time to
wrap this mutha up!
2213
01:52:41,609 --> 01:52:43,845
♪ Oh, oh, oh
You can't stop today
2214
01:52:43,878 --> 01:52:45,013
CHORUS: ♪ No!
2215
01:52:45,046 --> 01:52:46,915
♪ As it comes
speeding down the track
2216
01:52:46,948 --> 01:52:48,650
CHORUS: ♪ Oo-oo-oo, child, yes
2217
01:52:48,683 --> 01:52:48,683
♪ Yesterday is hist'ry
2218
01:52:48,683 --> 01:52:50,819
CHORUS: ♪ Be gone
2219
01:52:50,852 --> 01:52:50,852
♪ And it's never coming back
2220
01:52:50,852 --> 01:52:53,488
CHORUS: ♪ Look ahead
2221
01:52:53,521 --> 01:52:56,558
ALL: ♪ 'Cause tomorrow
is a brand-new day
2222
01:52:56,591 --> 01:52:58,493
♪ And it don't
know white from black
2223
01:52:58,526 --> 01:52:59,628
CHORUS: ♪ Yeah!
2224
01:52:59,661 --> 01:53:01,196
♪ 'Cause
the world keeps spinning
2225
01:53:01,229 --> 01:53:03,465
♪ 'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
2226
01:53:03,498 --> 01:53:07,002
♪ To the speed of sound
I was lost till
I heard the drums
2227
01:53:07,035 --> 01:53:09,337
♪ And I found my way
2228
01:53:09,370 --> 01:53:11,439
♪ 'Cause you
can't stop the beat
2229
01:53:11,472 --> 01:53:13,508
♪ Ever since we
first saw the light
2230
01:53:13,541 --> 01:53:16,278
♪ A man and woman
liked to shake it
on a Saturday night
2231
01:53:16,311 --> 01:53:20,649
♪ And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it
with all of my might today
2232
01:53:20,682 --> 01:53:23,551
♪ 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean
2233
01:53:23,584 --> 01:53:26,721
♪ Or the rain from above
You can try to
stop the paradise
2234
01:53:26,754 --> 01:53:29,224
♪ We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
2235
01:53:29,257 --> 01:53:34,596
♪ Of two hearts
in love to stay
You can't stop the beat!
2236
01:53:42,570 --> 01:53:44,339
♪ Go on, you Von Tussles,
go and shake your
fanny muscles
2237
01:53:44,372 --> 01:53:45,774
AMBER AND VELMA: ♪ We can't!
2238
01:53:45,807 --> 01:53:45,807
♪ Yes, you can!
2239
01:53:45,807 --> 01:53:47,275
AMBER AND VELMA:
♪ No, we can't!
2240
01:53:47,308 --> 01:53:47,308
ALL: ♪ Yes, you can!
2241
01:53:47,308 --> 01:53:48,576
AMBER AND VELMA:
♪ Yes, we can!
2242
01:53:48,609 --> 01:53:51,279
ALL: ♪ Hallelujah
Halle-you can't stop the beat
2243
01:53:51,312 --> 01:53:53,782
VELMA AND AMBER:
♪ Ever since
we first saw the sun
2244
01:53:53,815 --> 01:53:57,052
♪ We're always
tryin' to please someone
But now we're gonna
2245
01:53:57,085 --> 01:54:00,922
♪ Shake and shimmy it
and have some fun today
2246
01:54:00,955 --> 01:54:03,525
ALL: ♪ 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean
2247
01:54:03,558 --> 01:54:06,561
♪ Or the rain from above
You can try to
stop the paradise
2248
01:54:06,594 --> 01:54:09,431
♪ We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
2249
01:54:09,464 --> 01:54:12,400
♪ Of two hearts
in love to stay
2250
01:54:12,433 --> 01:54:14,235
♪ You can't stop the beat!
2251
01:54:14,268 --> 01:54:16,705
♪ You can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!
2252
01:54:16,738 --> 01:54:20,609
♪ You can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat! ♪
2253
01:55:00,815 --> 01:55:03,218
♪ Baby, baby
2254
01:55:07,488 --> 01:55:13,294
♪ Hey,
old friend, let's look back
on the crazy clothes we wore
2255
01:55:13,327 --> 01:55:19,134
♪ Ain't it fun to look back
and to see it's
all been done before?
2256
01:55:19,167 --> 01:55:24,205
♪ All those nights together
are a special memory
2257
01:55:24,238 --> 01:55:27,408
♪ And I can't
wait for tomorrow
2258
01:55:27,441 --> 01:55:30,512
♪ Just as long as
you're dancing next to me
2259
01:55:30,545 --> 01:55:35,016
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause it's so
clear every year
we get stronger
2260
01:55:35,049 --> 01:55:36,451
CHORUS: ♪ Stronger
2261
01:55:36,484 --> 01:55:36,484
♪ What's gone is gone
2262
01:55:36,484 --> 01:55:39,120
♪ The past is the past
2263
01:55:39,153 --> 01:55:40,622
BOTH: ♪ Turn the radio up
2264
01:55:40,655 --> 01:55:42,757
♪ And then hit the gas 'cause
2265
01:55:42,790 --> 01:55:48,596
♪ I know we've come so far,
but we've got so far to go
2266
01:55:48,629 --> 01:55:53,701
♪ I know the road seems long,
but it won't be long
till it's time to go
2267
01:55:53,734 --> 01:55:56,638
♪ So most days
we'll take it fast
2268
01:55:56,671 --> 01:56:00,175
♪ And some nights
we'll take it slow
2269
01:56:00,208 --> 01:56:05,947
♪ I know we've come so far,
but, baby, baby,
we've got so far to go
2270
01:56:09,217 --> 01:56:11,819
♪ Baby, baby
2271
01:56:11,852 --> 01:56:16,925
♪ Hey, old friend, together
Side by side and year by year
2272
01:56:16,958 --> 01:56:19,761
♪ The road was filled
with twists and turns
2273
01:56:19,794 --> 01:56:23,097
BOTH: ♪ Oh, but that's
the road that got us here so
2274
01:56:23,130 --> 01:56:28,803
♪ Let's move
past the bad times,
but before those memories fade
2275
01:56:28,836 --> 01:56:31,839
♪ Let's forgive but
not forget and learn
2276
01:56:31,872 --> 01:56:34,842
♪ From all the mistakes
we made 'cause
2277
01:56:34,875 --> 01:56:38,746
BOTH: ♪ It's so clear
every year we get stronger
2278
01:56:38,779 --> 01:56:40,048
CHORUS: ♪ Stronger
2279
01:56:40,081 --> 01:56:40,081
♪ So don't give up
2280
01:56:40,081 --> 01:56:43,318
♪ And don't say when
2281
01:56:43,351 --> 01:56:46,688
BOTH: ♪ Let's get back on
the road again 'cause
2282
01:56:46,721 --> 01:56:51,092
♪ I know we've come so far,
but we've got so far to go
2283
01:56:51,125 --> 01:56:52,794
MOTORMOUTH: Take y'all bows.
2284
01:56:52,827 --> 01:56:57,498
♪ I know the road seems long,
but it won't be long
till it's time to go
2285
01:56:57,531 --> 01:57:00,835
MOTORMOUTH AND PENNY:
♪ So most days
we'll take it fast
2286
01:57:00,868 --> 01:57:04,138
♪ And some nights
we'll take it slow
2287
01:57:04,171 --> 01:57:06,407
♪ I know we've come so far
2288
01:57:06,440 --> 01:57:09,877
♪ But, baby,
baby, we've got so far to go
2289
01:57:09,910 --> 01:57:11,146
♪ Baby, baby
2290
01:57:12,813 --> 01:57:12,813
♪ Baby, baby
2291
01:57:15,416 --> 01:57:16,884
ALL: ♪ Hey, old friend,
come along for this ride
2292
01:57:16,917 --> 01:57:18,519
PENNY: ♪ Along for the ride
2293
01:57:18,552 --> 01:57:18,552
ALL: ♪ There's plenty of
room so jump inside
2294
01:57:18,552 --> 01:57:21,522
♪ Jump inside
2295
01:57:21,555 --> 01:57:23,825
ALL: ♪ The highway's
rocky every now and then
2296
01:57:23,858 --> 01:57:27,128
♪ But it's so much
better than where I've been
2297
01:57:27,161 --> 01:57:29,597
♪ Just keep
movin' at your own speed
2298
01:57:29,630 --> 01:57:29,630
♪ Your heart is all
the compass you'll ever need
2299
01:57:32,767 --> 01:57:35,370
ALL: ♪ Let's keep
cruisin' the road we're on
2300
01:57:35,403 --> 01:57:40,475
♪ 'Cause the rearview mirror
only shows what's gone,
gone, gone
2301
01:57:43,044 --> 01:57:45,247
♪ Got so far to go
2302
01:57:50,718 --> 01:57:50,718
ALL: ♪ Oh, it's so clear
2303
01:57:50,718 --> 01:57:54,555
MOTORMOUTH:
♪ Every year we get stronger
2304
01:57:54,588 --> 01:57:56,090
ALL: ♪ Stronger
2305
01:57:56,123 --> 01:57:56,123
PENNY: ♪ Don't give up
2306
01:57:56,123 --> 01:57:58,960
MOTORMOUTH: ♪ Don't give in
2307
01:57:59,827 --> 01:58:02,330
Hey, y'all, sing it! Let's go!
2308
01:58:02,363 --> 01:58:04,632
ALL: ♪ I know
we've come so far
2309
01:58:04,665 --> 01:58:06,768
♪ But we've got so far to go
2310
01:58:08,336 --> 01:58:10,204
ALL: ♪ I know
the road seems long
2311
01:58:10,237 --> 01:58:13,975
♪ But it won't be long
till it's time to go, so
2312
01:58:14,008 --> 01:58:16,544
MOTORMOUTH: ♪ So most days
we'll take it fast
2313
01:58:16,577 --> 01:58:19,714
♪ And some nights
we'll take it slow
2314
01:58:19,747 --> 01:58:22,283
PENNY: ♪ I know we've
come so far but, but
2315
01:58:22,316 --> 01:58:23,818
ALL: ♪ Baby, baby
2316
01:58:23,851 --> 01:58:25,787
♪ We've got so far to go
2317
01:58:25,820 --> 01:58:28,456
♪ Baby, baby
2318
01:58:28,489 --> 01:58:31,392
♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go
2319
01:58:31,425 --> 01:58:34,228
♪ Baby, baby
2320
01:58:34,261 --> 01:58:37,298
♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go
2321
01:58:37,331 --> 01:58:40,301
♪ Baby, baby
2322
01:58:40,334 --> 01:58:43,004
♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go
2323
01:58:43,037 --> 01:58:45,773
♪ Baby, baby
2324
01:58:45,806 --> 01:58:48,943
♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go
2325
01:58:48,976 --> 01:58:51,646
♪ Baby, baby
2326
01:58:51,679 --> 01:58:54,615
♪ Baby, baby, got so far to go
2327
01:58:54,648 --> 01:58:57,485
♪ Baby, baby
2328
01:58:57,518 --> 01:59:01,089
♪ Baby, baby,
got so far to go ♪
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