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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,060 I'm so scared, but I have to do this. 2 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:41,380 I've tried my whole life to be good for other people, but now it's my time to 3 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:45,660 grab. Before my clock runs out. Before the ticker stops and there's nothing 4 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:48,540 but the gray. The indeterminate. The unfulfilled. 5 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,500 What is this? 6 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:59,260 This program, as Serena calls it. 7 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,800 How did it start? 8 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:02,980 Is it as old as me? 9 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:08,120 Dear God, I feel my age everywhere. 10 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,900 On every magazine cover and every mirror. 11 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:15,640 This girl, this stranger's daughter. 12 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:20,040 Will she want to meet me when she sees me? Or will she see me as the old, 13 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,420 desperate woman that I am and beg her mother to take her home? 14 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,600 Will she hold me? 15 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,700 Touch my face? 16 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,860 Smooth my hair? 17 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,660 Tell me it's okay and not to worry? 18 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:34,760 Tell me I'm beautiful? 19 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:38,100 So I can finally say it about myself? 20 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:40,680 I want that. 21 00:01:41,870 --> 00:01:44,990 I want that more than sex, more than anything. 22 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:48,930 I just want to say I'm beautiful again. 23 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:53,310 They're here. 24 00:02:55,130 --> 00:02:56,130 It's okay, Mom. 25 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,350 You look beautiful. 26 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:04,310 They're here. 27 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:09,430 My name is Diane, and this is my daughter Lydia. 28 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:12,670 Hi, I'm Marina, and this is my daughter Serena. 29 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:14,450 Hi. Hello. 30 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:18,250 Well, I'd love to tell you about myself, if you don't mind. Sure. 31 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:24,080 I have been a real estate agent for about 15 years, and I run the Calabasas 32 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,240 chapter of the Mother -Daughter Exchange Club. 33 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:33,120 I have been a lesbian probably my whole entire life, as long as I can remember. 34 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,740 And I had Lydia here through a sperm donor. 35 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,600 That was a lot of fun. 36 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:44,780 Well, I guess I should ask how this club got started, actually. 37 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:49,950 I think it would be better if I let Penelope explain this to you. 38 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:52,310 Who is Penelope? 39 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:55,670 I am. 40 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,670 Hi. Hi. 41 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,010 I'm Misty Marina. 42 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:00,610 Welcome to MDEC. 43 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:02,770 Thank you. So nice to meet you. 44 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:06,830 I'm the head of the West Coast Chapter of Mother Daughter Exchange Club. 45 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:09,270 You seem a little nervous. 46 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:10,770 Yeah, a little bit. 47 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:15,860 Don't worry, that's completely normal. When I started this, I thought I was 48 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:21,060 insane. And then I realized, this club's a cure for anxiety, not a cause. 49 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,140 With us, you'll discover freedoms you never imagined. 50 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,560 You'll discover yourself reborn. 51 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,700 As she will. 52 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,340 You must be Serena. 53 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,720 Yes, ma 'am. 54 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:39,660 Come closer, I want to... Your daughter is a work of 55 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:40,660 art. 56 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,110 Raina, do you mind? 57 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:45,650 Do I mind? What? 58 00:04:55,290 --> 00:05:00,210 I don't want to stop my view. 59 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:02,390 I don't easily like them. 60 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:06,690 Diane, I envy you. 61 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,010 You want to touch me? 62 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:16,390 Oh, sorry, Lydia. I didn't mean to leave you out. 63 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:18,650 If it's okay with your mother. 64 00:05:19,630 --> 00:05:20,770 Like you have to ask. 65 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:43,830 Thank you. 66 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,080 Marina, don't be shy. You can touch yourself, too. 67 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,820 Oh, no, I'm good. 68 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,320 Masturbating is just like shaking hands with yourself. 69 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,880 A wonderful introduction. 70 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:43,260 That's adorable. 71 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,180 But really, I'm good. 72 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:49,100 All right, I understand. 73 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,360 Taking it slow. 74 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:55,240 Well, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself while we warm up? 75 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:57,660 Sure. 76 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:05,200 So I was married to my husband, Daniel, for about 20 years. 77 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:11,360 And I loved him, but I was not really in love with him. 78 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,920 I felt like I really couldn't be myself. 79 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:19,150 Share my true lesbianism with him. 80 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:21,210 Or myself, for that matter. 81 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:29,330 I was always attracted to younger ladies, but I could never act upon it. 82 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:37,710 So, I was really thinking that this whole club thing would be my last 83 00:07:37,710 --> 00:07:39,310 really find myself. 84 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:42,830 Well, you just have to believe it in yourself. 85 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:44,510 It's not a dirty thing. 86 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:45,750 It's a good thing. 87 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,220 The club just had the way of making that happen. 88 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:54,260 So how did the mother -daughter exchange thing start? 89 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,980 That's a long story. One that should probably be told later. 90 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,120 Diane looks a little hot to trot. 91 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:03,700 It's okay. 92 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,660 Tell it. 93 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,560 That story always keeps my pilot light going. 94 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:13,820 Well... 95 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:21,930 These two mothers, they kidnapped each other's daughters. 96 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:24,530 Sorry, they did what? 97 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:31,490 Well, they were the best of friends, but then soon became mortal enemies. 98 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:33,890 They took each other's daughters. 99 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:39,770 And months later, when it was time to do the exchange... 100 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,720 How's she going to take it? 101 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,640 I don't know. I mean, she's your mother. You know her better than I do. 102 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,200 She was your partner. 103 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:24,720 That was years ago. I mean, she hates me. 104 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,260 She kidnapped my daughter. 105 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,380 Then you kidnapped hers. 106 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,320 Lucky me. 107 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,740 This might be the last time I'm going to see you. 108 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,320 Come on. 109 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,800 Deborah's not going to shoot us. I mean... 110 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:47,840 She'll be angry. She'll be pissed, but... She'll be more than pissed. 111 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:53,320 So if it is, I want more than a goodbye kiss to say goodbye. 112 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:56,620 What kind of more were you thinking about? 113 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,700 Yeah. 114 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,380 Are they here finally? 115 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:16,850 Not that it hasn't been fun. 116 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,190 In your house, it sucks. 117 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:19,850 It's not fun. 118 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:24,290 I look crazy. 119 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,710 I'll fuck that crazy right out of you. 120 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,470 You're a cocktease, you. 121 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:31,710 You know that? 122 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:34,430 I kidnapped you months ago. 123 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:37,530 If you were going to fuck me, you would have done it by now. 124 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,530 So shut up about that, you cocktease. 125 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,690 I know you are, but what am I? 126 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:46,420 The comment. 127 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,090 See you. 128 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:00,210 Boom. 129 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,420 Hmm. 130 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,920 No. 131 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,600 um cool 132 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,640 Hmm. 133 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,359 You kidnapped my daughter. 134 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,360 You slut. 135 00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,840 What? You kidnapped my daughter. 136 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,060 You kidnapped my best. 137 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,360 Mom? Hello? 138 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,880 Not now, Tracy. Can't you see your mother's talking to a giant whore? 139 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:11,240 You're the whore. You let her kidnap me. 140 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,420 She probably didn't even notice I was gone like a week. 141 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,820 Tracy, not now. Can't you wait till we get home to start attacking me? Now you 142 00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,779 listen, Debra. 143 00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:19,780 No, you listen. 144 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,420 You're the fucking whore. 145 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:28,680 Deborah has been a better mother to me as a kidnapper than you ever were as a 146 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,459 real mom. 147 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:30,560 Oh, is that so? 148 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,780 Yeah, and we're in love. 149 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:35,520 Really now? 150 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:36,980 Like you care. 151 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:38,340 It'll be okay. 152 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,960 I mean, your mom loves me. 153 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,040 What? 154 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,160 Well, 155 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,040 it was going to be a surprise. 156 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:49,940 What surprise? 157 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:55,670 We're in wedding rings? 158 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:56,850 Surprise. 159 00:36:57,390 --> 00:36:58,710 Oh, fuck. 160 00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:00,210 Oh, God. 161 00:37:00,410 --> 00:37:02,070 Mommy, are you okay? 162 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:03,410 Oh, my God. 163 00:37:03,710 --> 00:37:06,350 Oh, this can't be happening. 164 00:37:06,730 --> 00:37:08,670 Well, it happens. 165 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,550 I mean, we started hanging out. 166 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,410 We started bunting. 167 00:37:14,230 --> 00:37:19,310 And this just happened. You have raised a really amazing girl, Debra. 168 00:37:20,050 --> 00:37:21,050 Just. 169 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,040 some respect. 170 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,100 Are you kidding me? 171 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,020 She kidnapped your daughter. 172 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,820 This is your lifelong enemy, remember? 173 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,500 Yes. Well, once upon a time ago, we were friends. 174 00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:49,140 Best friends. We were like sisters. 175 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,700 I am really sorry for all the shit that's happened over the years. 176 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,120 Stop talking. 177 00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:59,980 Simone, is this what you really want? 178 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,300 Yes. Yes, it is. 179 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,600 I know it's a crazy situation. 180 00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:06,950 But all I want is your blessings. 181 00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:17,350 Okay, you got it. Oh, are you kidding me? No way! 182 00:38:18,770 --> 00:38:20,850 Thank you, Mommy. I'm so happy. 183 00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:25,630 I love you, baby. 184 00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:33,190 Now, get the fuck out of here before I change my mind. 185 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,760 Grace, are you coming? 186 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:37,240 Suck my balls, bitch. 187 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,200 Whoa. 188 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:46,800 My mom is such a bitch. I can't even believe you. I mean, you guys kidnapped 189 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,320 each other's daughters, and then now, out of nowhere, you guys are suddenly 190 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,320 friends again? 191 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,780 You know, your mom's not so bad, really. 192 00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,260 If my daughter loves her, then maybe I can start to love her again, too. 193 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,200 Besides... 194 00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:05,330 I have an idea. 195 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,170 What sort of idea? 196 00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:08,770 I don't know. 197 00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:14,070 Well, if your mum and my daughter can love each other, then other mums and 198 00:39:14,070 --> 00:39:15,590 daughters can love each other too. 199 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,350 Kind of like a thing. 200 00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:22,950 I don't know, maybe like a program. 201 00:39:23,830 --> 00:39:25,430 An exchange program. 202 00:39:26,270 --> 00:39:28,410 What are you talking about? 203 00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:30,150 I don't know. 204 00:39:30,550 --> 00:39:31,710 It's just an idea. 205 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,340 Anyway, when are you going to go home? 206 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:41,040 I'm never going home to that bitch. 207 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,280 I'm sticking with you. 208 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,040 What are you doing? 209 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,520 I don't know. 210 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,900 You gave me an idea. 211 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:58,080 I think it's about time I showed you all that fucking tea. 212 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,580 I'm not coxies now. 213 00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:43,130 I know. 214 00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:44,730 Warms up quickly. 215 00:42:55,630 --> 00:42:56,630 Thank you. 216 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,800 I like that. 217 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:36,020 Thank you, Lord. 218 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,560 the teeth now 219 00:53:57,580 --> 00:53:58,580 Amen. 220 00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:25,940 Alright. 221 01:00:35,230 --> 01:00:36,990 I hope you like it. 222 01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:40,730 You do good. 223 01:01:13,690 --> 01:01:15,150 That's really fascinating. 224 01:01:16,350 --> 01:01:17,890 How did you get involved? 225 01:01:18,190 --> 01:01:21,170 I'm sorry, but I think story time's over. 226 01:01:22,810 --> 01:01:29,410 I think it's time we induct our newest 227 01:01:29,410 --> 01:01:30,410 member. 228 01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:32,230 Lydia? 229 01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:35,090 Would you do the honors? 230 01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:37,390 Thought you'd never ask. 231 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,080 What would my husband think? 232 01:02:55,340 --> 01:02:58,360 I feel like I'm whoring out my little girl. 233 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:02,840 I mean, he dies, and what, this is the legacy I leave to him? 234 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,740 I really can't believe I'm doing this. 235 01:03:28,110 --> 01:03:31,570 How many mothers and daughters have you and your mother done this with? 236 01:03:33,970 --> 01:03:36,650 It's hard to lose track after a while. 237 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,160 Thank you. 238 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:22,840 Moan in her pussy. 239 01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:24,840 Moan in her pussy. Make it vibrate. 240 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,560 Sing a song in there. 241 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,860 Wet little panties. 242 01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:47,620 Look at that. She's so juicy. 243 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:50,600 Yeah. 244 01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:00,960 Yeah, right there. 245 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:02,900 Yeah. 246 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:04,760 Yeah. 247 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,320 There we go. 248 01:13:09,820 --> 01:13:12,520 See all that pretty hair. 249 01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:16,140 His face, that young face. 250 01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:04,330 Yeah, there we go. 251 01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:06,730 Yeah, now I can see a pretty face. 252 01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:08,330 That's what I want. 253 01:16:36,190 --> 01:16:38,270 Oh, yeah 254 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:09,240 Oh, yeah. 255 01:19:15,370 --> 01:19:16,688 Thank you. 256 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:10,960 This puts me off. 257 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:15,300 I want some of that. I want some of that kiss. 258 01:29:23,630 --> 01:29:24,630 Thank you. 259 01:30:53,260 --> 01:30:54,260 Thank you. 260 01:34:39,820 --> 01:34:40,820 Thank you. 261 01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:37,840 Thank you. 262 01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:24,080 Oh my God. 263 01:54:20,780 --> 01:54:21,780 Just like that. 264 01:54:22,320 --> 01:54:24,380 Just like that. It happened. 265 01:54:25,680 --> 01:54:26,680 I happened. 266 01:54:47,360 --> 01:54:48,360 Hello, beautiful. 267 01:54:49,580 --> 01:54:50,580 How are you feeling? 268 01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:53,280 Amazing. Thank you. 269 01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:55,200 No, thank you. 270 01:54:55,560 --> 01:54:57,140 Your daughter's a beautiful woman. 271 01:54:57,800 --> 01:54:59,220 Thanks for letting me enjoy her. 272 01:54:59,640 --> 01:55:00,640 My pleasure. 273 01:55:01,820 --> 01:55:02,820 Ditto. 274 01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:05,700 So, do you have a daughter? 275 01:55:06,580 --> 01:55:08,180 Yeah. Would you like to meet her? 276 01:55:09,940 --> 01:55:11,720 Well, she's as beautiful as you. 277 01:55:12,620 --> 01:55:13,940 All daughters are beautiful. 278 01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:16,120 All mothers are, too. 279 01:55:17,180 --> 01:55:18,200 I'll drink to that. 280 01:55:27,630 --> 01:55:31,510 I know I should feel disgusting, depraved, and immoral. 281 01:55:32,230 --> 01:55:33,370 But I don't. 282 01:55:34,990 --> 01:55:35,990 I'm beautiful. 283 01:55:37,070 --> 01:55:38,510 And so are you. 18174