All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [L9eZccpXSiv] Thats Outrageous (360)

Outrageous, outrageous.

That's outrageous, outrageous.

That's outrageous, outrageous.

That's outrageous, outrageous.

Love a woman, you're the lion.

Love another.

Thank you.

Hey, Rick, I'm going down to the train
station to pick up Martine, all right?

Take care of things.

Hey, Paul, you know, you've proven your
point that you can pick up women without

money. So why don't you come on back to
work?

Rick, let me try to explain this to you
once more, all right?

The girl I picked up when I was dressed
like the starving writer turns out,

coincidentally, to be the sister of my
girlfriend, all right? Now, I've got to

keep them separate. I want them both. I
don't want them to be mad at each other.

I don't want them to be mad at me.

At the same time, I want us all to get
together, eventually have a little

a trois.

You got all that now?

No. You going to the train station?

Yeah. Not in those pants.

Those are my favorite pants and I don't
want them ruined.

Yeah, yeah, you're getting better.

In French, la pratique fait la
perfection.

Yeah, practice makes perfect.

But that's enough for today, huh?

I've got some work to do.

Aren't you supposed to meet Gerta?

You come to meet Michel?

Yeah.

We go to my mom.

Honey, I have work to do.

Too bad.

When do you finish the book?

I'll never finish the book if you don't
get out of here.

Get in here. Get in here. Come on. Get
in here. Get in here. Come on.

Great shoes. Yeah?

Great, great.

Beautiful. She's beautiful. She's
modern, modern woman. Yeah, you like

see what I can do for you. You will? You
can do it, too. I know you can do it.

You got the manuscript?

Yeah. I got two chapters from a hooker
that wants to be a writer. It's good,

juicy stuff. Okay, good, because
Martine's getting on me, you know,

haven't shown her any of my work.

Yeah. I don't know how you can do it,
man.

You got two personalities, two
apartments, two women, and you can have

any time you want.

Probably got two dicks, huh?

Yeah, I picked that already.

I was just kidding about that.

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Thank you.

And all night long Sweet sensation

There's no illusion So divine

And I'm into your loving Stay

I just surrender.

I can feel your body. Good vibrations
all night

long. Sweet sensation.

It's no fantasy.

We joke.

Next time, I was a prostitute and

you a sailor. Okay. No? Okay?

Oh, wow.

I like it.

What you are doing?

It's dark outside.

I know, honey. I got an early shoot. I
got to go to work.

It's all right.

I can help you.

No, honey. Come on. I'm going to hurry.

Where is my sexy stranger?

Honey, please.

Please.

You know my sister comes here?

Yeah, I know.

What? Well, I mean, I'm sure she's a
great kid. Maybe I'll...

Take that away for the weekend.

Thank you all. Oh, get out of the film!

You're a sissy!

Thank you.

Oh, you and Philippe, you can make a
good pair.

You know, he can be so hard.

I don't know. You've never brought it to
me. I have to believe you.

I've never met Paul.

I'm sure you'd like him.

He's really not like the others.

And yet, I know him.

Oh, yes, you know him.

Last time at school, you had half the
boys running after you.

And the teachers too.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to go see Paul.

I'm going to make myself pretty.

I don't know, take a shower, clean my
body and everything.

He's lucky. I don't know why he deserves
that, but you can do it.

See you later. See you later.

Hmm.

Oh, really?

Quel sujet?

Religion, politique, le temps.

Philippe.

Pourquoi Philippe?

Comment c 'est, vous deux? Est -ce que
tu es contente?

Je ne vois pas pourquoi tu me poses
cette question.

Tu es ma petite soeur.

Je veux savoir si tout est bien entre
vous. Si Philippe faisait bien son

travail, tu n 'aurais pas à faire ça.

Tu passes tout le temps à lui.

Et quand il n 'est pas là, je me sens
mal.

Oui, mouillée et excitée.

Je n 'ai jamais ressenti une telle chose
avec un autre homme.

J 'éprouve le besoin de me masturber
quand il n 'est pas là.

Je vois.

Faut que je trouve quelque chose pour te
faire oublier.

Quel est son secret?

Il est très fort.

He's just fine.

Why are you asking me this question,
Michelle?

Because all women ask themselves these
questions.

Maybe Paul.

He's not the best I've ever met, but
he's not bad.

Philippe is like a hole in a French
breadcrumbs.

He's twice as strong as Paul.

You're mean, Michelle.

You're really mean, aren't you? Yes.

So why don't you live with him all the
time?

I work.

If you really want him for you and for
him, I don't see why you don't try your

luck.

No?

I work.

If I didn't work, I could go out all
day.

Mmm. Je vais tenter ma chance.

Okay. Bien.

Bonjour, Philippe.

What's going on here? What are you
doing?

I want to stay.

You mean you moved in?

What about your sister? What did she
say?

It was her idea.

You happy?

We

go

out tonight?

Oh, honey, I'm kind of tired.

I think I can move a muscle.

You say

you

couldn't move a muscle.

Hey. You look like shit.

Thanks.

You know something?

You know, I'd just settle with one of
those girls and be happy.

No, I want them both together at the
same time.

Right. And you want to die young.

Now, very soon now, I'm going to
convince them of what a unique and

experience it's going to be.

Right.

Myself, I'd just settle for one in my
bed.

So now working out with Nicole?

I'm waiting for your master plan.

Well, I have one.

Shoot see those clothes over there Yeah,
put them on No way

no way. Yeah, trust me. It's gonna work
out. I'm telling you Hi,

sweetheart We got a problem this morning
baby a male model I hired didn't show

up Well, I'm gonna take the pictures we
got Rick to do the

model job How you doing today?

You look good.

Let's go get dressed, Rick, so we can
get started.

You look nice today. You're beautiful.

Just get dressed.

You have got to be kidding.

Have you ever noticed he's a good
-looking guy? You've got to be kidding.

Make sure you're having a good time
here. You're doing a great job, Rick.

I got it.

Get into the champagne a little, you
know, smile.

Very exciting.

Okay.

I'll tell you what. Why don't you kids,
you know, just get acquainted. I'll go

out and have a smoke, and I'll come
back, you know, and you're a little more

relaxed together.

How's that?

No,

I'm all right. You can stay if you want.
You can stay. I'm going to be all

right. I'm all right.

You don't like me much, huh?

I don't know.

Yeah, I know. I understand.

Well, do you want to try to practice
some poses?

You know?

Something with, you know, maybe just
smiles and stuff. I won't touch you.

That'd be better, maybe. Then you could,
you know, relax.

Or drink some more champagne.

How's that?

You want a glass of champagne?

Yeah.

I'm not a bad guy, really. I just get
nervous, you see.

If I like somebody, I have a hard time.

Talking to someone, I like you a lot.

I have a hard time.

I finally said it.

I like you a lot.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I didn't give you much of
a chance.

No, I guess not, but I'm here now.

Yeah, you are.

Well, to our new friendship?

Here, why not?

The words they say, just how I feel.

I dream of you and I hope to find a way

to show my love is real.

Thank you so much.

I'll be disguised. We'll keep them
separate.

You got it? Right. Yeah.

We'll get them all together.

It'll work out beautifully. You got it?
Masquerade for us. It's a good idea.

He's on YouTube.

Thank you.

Hold the ladder I'm coming down in our
if this works tonight, it'll go down in

the annals of seduction history.

That's right. Hold the ladder You just
make sure my teens drunk enough when you

bring her up leave it up to me I'll take
care of it. How do you want I go call

the girls put the thing in motion?

Nothing's coming out today.

That's good good Yes, you can do it.

Practice. Oh, practice.

Good.

Go to the party.

A party?

What kind?

When? Well, every year I have a big
custom party in my studio.

You must have a disguise, you know. You
have to be disguised.

Yes. There are certain rules you have to
follow if you want to come to the

party. What rules?

They must not know it is you, you know.

What did you say?

You have to be disguised.

Of course.

You have to be a bandit.

Oh, I have to go to the hairdresser to
get my nails done, to choose a costume.

Oh, that would be great!

Hello. Hello.

Where is Philippe? Oh, Philippe, but
he's in the back.

Ah. Okay, I'll be a few minutes. Why
don't you walk around with me? Okay.

You want to stay here?

I don't know.

All right.

Say a thing.

hour before.

Oh,

yeah.

How'd your two dicks work out?

Oh, oh.

Yeah, I'm getting married.

Didn't work, huh? I'm getting married.

Oh. Nicole, we're getting married.

We just met.

Yeah, but we're getting married.

Congratulations. I want you to
photograph my wedding.

What happened to these two girls? Oh, I
think they figured it out. Yeah, you're

the master. You fooled them, huh?

I know you've got them good.

They almost punched me out going down
the stairs.

you depressed.

That didn't work.

That place could never have worked,
right?

Yeah, I'm getting married.

That's nice.

Yeah, it worked out great.

It really did work out. Yeah, yeah.

I thought she hated you.

Well, I don't know. She likes me now a
little bit. Yes. She says she'll marry

me. That's nice.

Yeah.

You seem a little down.

Well, you know, it's just I really
fucked up because this thing didn't work

at all.

We put on a big party and nothing
happened, you know what I mean? I mean,

found, they figured it out. It had to
happen that they would figure it out,

right? I'm sorry for you. That's too
bad.

I mean, I did my best, you know what I
mean? Yeah, yeah. I did everything I

fucking could.

Yeah, they thought like they were
screaming like you were a pig or

like that.

That's sleaze. I fucked it up. I'm a
sleazy guy, right?

That's what they think, though. Yeah,
yeah.

Can I use your bed when you go to New
York?

Very pretty.

Okay, let's come to the office.

Paul, you've done it again. Those girls
are gorgeous.

What's wrong, Paul?

You don't seem to be yourself.

I don't know.

I know what you need.

Yeah? I'll do you a favor.

Choose between the two of them.

Oh, thanks.

Paul, what's wrong?

Paul! What's the matter with you?

Crazy? Just want to get a job out there.

Hmm. I wonder what's the matter with
Paul today.

He's so cold.

So different.

Oh, who knows? You know all
photographers are a little bit strange.

Now, Michael, he's something else.

Oh, I don't know. I've always found
something very special about Paul.

Oh, there we go.

That looks good. Ready? Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Okay, good. That's it.

Very pretty.

That's it.

That's it, girl.

That's it.

Okay, throw your head back. Very pretty.

Very pretty.

Okay.

That's it. Very sweet. Let's do better.

Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Thank you.

Okay, Paul.

See you later.

You mean you moved in?

You happy?

You know something? You ought to just
settle for one of those girls and be

happy.

But why do women do so much nonsense
with men?

I don't know.

My men are all assholes.

I can't believe it.

Philippe was so nice.

I mean, Paul.

Maybe Paul was Philippe.

Maybe it was nobody.

Oh, shit.

How could he do so many things outside
of us?

Mais je ne peux pas m 'imaginer
ailleurs.

Qu 'est -ce que nous faisons ? Nous
sommes en train de pleurer sur lui.

Alors que Paris est plein d 'hommes.

On pourrait sortir, avoir du bon temps.

Je ne crois pas.

Vas -y, Michel.

Moi, je ne veux pas rencontrer d 'autres
hommes.

Peut -être jamais.

Elle a raison.

Well, I think what I like best to do is
go to bed.

That's a good idea.

I have too many goals to go out.

Martine.

Martine, I understand why he loves you.

Tu as de beaux yeux.

Tu as une belle bouche.

Tu as des cheveux si beaux, si fins,
soyeux, lumineux.

Ton corps est si souple, ta peau si
douce.

Tes jambes sont magnifiques, sont
longues, fines.

Tu es si sensuelle.

Je comprends pourquoi il avait envie de
te caresser.

Je comprends qu 'il avait envie de toi,
qu 'il avait envie de ton corps.

Touché par ta beauté.

Tout ton visage m 'attire.

Ta bouche qui appelle le baiser.

Moi aussi j 'ai envie de t 'embrasser
des fois.

Je comprends qu 'on puisse faire l
'amour avec toi.

Je comprends qu 'un homme ait envie de
toi.

qu 'il puisse se prendre dans ses bras,
je comprends si bien Paul.

Michel, I understand that Philippe can
love you. You are so beautiful.

You have beautiful eyes, a beautiful
mouth, a flexible body,

long and fine legs.

You are blonde, different from me.

I love you both.

You are so beautiful.

When I see you, I admire you.

I admire your beauty.

Your smile, your charm.

With you.

I love you, Philippe, and I love you,
Michel.

I love you both.

Merci. Au revoir.

Est -ce qu 'il est de lui?

Évidemment.

Écoute, chère Martine et Michel, je
réalise que je dois vous avoir rendu

malheureuse toutes les deux.

Ce n 'était pas mon intention.

Je n 'ai pas pu contenir mes impulsions.

Je n 'ai pas d 'excuses pour ce que j
'ai fait.

Je vous aime sincèrement toutes les
deux.

Arriverez -vous à me comprendre ou m
'oublierez -vous?

Signé Paul.

Qu 'il m 'énerve.

C 'est trop grand d 'impulsion.

Tu parles à mon cul.

C 'est un impulsif, mais après tout, il
ne nous a jamais menti.

Oh, il a juste pensé à ne pas nous le
dire et à nous avoir toutes les deux.

You were going to make him go crazy when
you rubbed yourself against him,

weren't you?

That bastard, I'm sure he can't even
write.

He thinks he can kiss us, yes.

We were lucky not to have killed him,
that bastard.

I think I'm really going to forget him.
You too?

It's a fantastic love.

You were doing things.

Like that, maybe.

No?

Maybe our charm is losing us.

After all, it's not hard to share it, is
it?

Don't say that.

I don't know if it's good, but I have to
forget it.

Do you think you'll never see it again?

Hello. Hello, Rick.

Hello, Rick.

Where is Paul?

Oh, yeah.

Paul's in New York.

Moved away.

But where?

He's out in New York City. He lives in
the city. Where?

Don't shake the ladder, all right? Don't
shake the ladder no more, I'll tell

you, all right? All right? All right?

I'm going to tell you now, okay?

All right?

36 West 46th.

Okay, thank you.

Now we go to New York.

Just a minute.

Hello, I'm Shannon.

Michelle said I should see you when you
come to New York.

Michelle? Yes. Her and I went to school
together in France until they threw me

out.

We were like sisters.

It's just what I need, a third sister.

And the best of all.

What can I do for you?

Do you think that maybe I could become a
model?

Maybe.

Will you help me?

I'm busy.

I think

my

breasts are too big.

Get away from on it. Big Ernie's girl.
Hey, what's going on? Hey, shut up your

clothes on. Let's go.

Get back in there. Get back in there and
go back upstairs. Get back in there.

Sit up.

Look, I just want you guys to know that
I don't know this girl at all. I never

saw her before.

She came into the office.

She came into the office and, you know,
she just took her clothes off. I mean,

she was naked. She had a raincoat on. I
mean, she's a nice kid. I know what she

was up to.

I told her I was busy, you know.

I told her I was busy. I didn't want to.

you know, do anything with her, and then
she just, she was naked underneath the

coat, I don't know why she was pushing
me, you know, she came on to me, you

what I mean, she's a beautiful girl, you
know, if she's one of, you know, if

she's one of your girlfriends, you know,
I mean, she's a nice kid, she's very

sweet, but I don't, you know, it
doesn't, you know, she's a total

me, you know, I never, I don't, you know
what I'm saying, I apologize, I know

it's a little late, you know, but I
didn't, you know, from my point of view,

didn't, you know, I didn't do anything,
you know what I mean, I've been loving

these two girls, I mean, well, well, It
sounds funny, but I am. There's two

girls in Paris that I'm nuts about, too.
As a matter of fact, they're sisters,

you know. She said she was a friend. She
went to school with one of them in

Paris, you know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.