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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,438 难道这就是 2 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,756 马 大 便 3 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,910 宿舍里面怎么可能养马啊 4 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,593 理论上当然不可能啊 5 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,511 可是最近男八舍的公共浴室里面 6 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,911 常常出现一条很长…的大便 7 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,911 这种长度不是人类拉出来的嘛 8 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,396 只有马 9 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,277 只有马才能拉出来这种大便 10 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,315 另外 11 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,995 本校还有第二个 校园不可思议 12 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:43,989 传说二 13 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,797 这个男生不管修什么课 14 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,439 总是穿着同一套女生的泳衣去上课 15 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,749 晴天是这样 雨天也一样 16 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,069 夏天是这样 冬天也一样 17 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,351 蛤 真变态 18 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,759 这个我知道 19 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,875 那个男生 20 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,950 就是那个到处出糗的阿拓 21 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,953 而且听说他穿的泳装 22 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,029 还是比基尼 23 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,189 比基尼 24 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,716 那个叫阿土学长的也太变态了 25 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,153 是阿拓 26 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,559 还有更变态的 27 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,118 传说三 28 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,429 最近有一个男的 29 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,954 一直抱着一颗大白菜走来走去 30 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,669 上课也抱 吃饭也抱 睡觉也抱 31 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,875 刷牙也带着 走路也牵着 32 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,711 就连洗澡也带着 33 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,312 简直就把那个大白菜 34 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,117 当做他自己的宠物 35 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:28,916 我觉得 36 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:32,117 刚刚那个穿女生比基尼的比较变态 37 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,157 但这个传说该不会也是那个 38 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,036 就是阿拓 39 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,395 就是那个一直出糗的阿拓学长 40 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,719 因为他打赌赌输了 41 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,995 所以整个学期都要抱着一颗大白菜 42 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,353 那到期末那个白菜 43 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,717 还有传说四 44 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,878 传说四也是变态那种吗 45 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,833 这也算是阿拓学长出糗的新纪录 46 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,752 听说 他交往很久的女朋友 47 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,633 后来竟然被一个拉子给追走了 48 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,675 拉子 49 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,193 女同志啦 50 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,920 女朋友居然被女同志追走 51 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,277 那我们好像念错学校了 52 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,076 好像真的念错了 53 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,832 说了这么多呢 54 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,796 其实还是要跟各位同学讲一下 55 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,392 只要多留心 56 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,312 生活处处都是你们创作的题材 57 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,629 期末我要请每位新加入的成员呢 58 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,551 都要交出一本属于自己的小说 59 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,549 题材不限 60 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,552 不过 请务必写出你们的精彩 61 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,278 写出你的热情 62 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,191 写出我们社团的骄傲 63 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,951 各位菜逼八新成员 64 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,394 妳 妳还有妳 65 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,038 把社窝整理一下 66 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,713 然后到那边把学长姊留下的笔记本 67 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,630 通通丢掉 68 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,868 丢掉 69 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,513 累死了 70 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,073 对啊 71 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,230 为什么不等我们变成学长姊的时候 72 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,390 再让这些学弟妹来搬 73 00:04:52,400 --> 00:05:01,877 Cafe．Waiting . Love 片名：等一个人咖啡 74 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,558 下次小心喔 75 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,910 (Hiring) 76 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,878 听说妳这家店 不管点什么咖啡 77 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,878 都调得出来是吧 78 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,435 喝什么 79 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:10,909 我他妈点一杯 80 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,273 无敌男子汉 81 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:21,917 好 82 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,875 等一下 83 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,509 这什么东西 84 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,795 只有真正的无敌男子汉 85 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,438 才敢喝这一杯 86 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,389 为什么 87 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,116 是蟑螂 88 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,598 我加了蟑螂 89 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,676 喝什么 90 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,714 那就是来应征的啰 91 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:00,311 蛤？! 92 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,515 几岁 93 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,394 上个月刚满十八 94 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,118 有没有当过服务生 95 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,030 没有 96 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,553 有没有做过类似的工作 97 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,353 我在加油站打过工 98 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,998 是还蛮类似的 99 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,277 我有在喇叭店打过工 100 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,039 我们这里比较单纯 101 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,350 其实我是 102 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,918 平常都喝什么豆子 103 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,794 我都喝拿铁 104 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,153 我是指 105 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,913 妳喝什么豆子磨出来的咖啡 106 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,069 什么国家 107 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:35,956 哪个产地 108 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,279 什么庄园 109 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,110 哪个产季 110 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,351 哎呀 反正就是咖啡跟牛奶就对了 111 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,199 听说这家店可以调出任何你想点的咖啡喔 112 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,350 真的假的 113 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,839 想一下要点什么啦 114 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,068 我要点一个 115 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,550 肌肉男与小白菜的邂逅 116 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,310 小姐 117 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,517 小姐 我同学要点一杯肌肉男跟那个 118 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,630 阿拓 119 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,789 难道她是 120 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,109 抢走你女朋友的那个T吧 121 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,039 挖靠 122 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,157 这么巧 123 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,875 妳好… 124 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,438 我是他好朋友啦 125 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,350 好了 不要乱讲 126 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,395 你这样 127 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,316 是怎样 128 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,629 就 还是那样啊 129 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,351 那 她过的怎样 130 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:29,551 很好 131 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,953 那就请妳好好照顾她啰 132 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,310 废话 133 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,839 情敌半路相逢 134 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,671 阿拓屈居下风 135 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,874 一定是屈居下风的 136 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,836 他的老二在情敌面前 137 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,956 完全失去功能 138 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,154 完败 139 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,993 帮我同学点一杯我的老二是空气 140 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,673 点一杯我的情敌没老二啦 141 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,635 那两杯都来 142 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,755 两杯都怎么喝 143 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,512 用吸管喝 144 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,518 很好笑吗 145 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,795 他的女朋友被抢走又怎样 146 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,314 就算他的女朋友是被另外一个 147 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,155 女生给抢走 148 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,115 那又怎么样 149 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,156 你们这些人不安慰他 150 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,309 还这样取笑他 151 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,673 你们算什么样的朋友啊 152 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,430 而且 153 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,908 就算我不是医生好了 154 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,955 一看他这个样子 155 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,520 就知道他失恋之后整个人大崩溃 156 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,353 才会带着这颗烂白菜跑来跑去的 157 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,839 你们这些朋友啦 158 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:29,909 不带他去看医生 159 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,592 还放任他这样到处丢人现眼 160 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,510 你们算什么样的朋友 161 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,396 算不算是人啊 162 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,116 没有啦 其实 163 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,553 阿土学长 164 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,957 千万不要放弃治疗 165 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,150 哦 166 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,758 妳叫什么名字 167 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,557 我叫李思萤 168 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,075 李是那个李 169 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,718 思念的思 170 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,994 萤火虫的萤 171 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,431 李思萤 172 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,513 明天上班 173 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,835 蛤？! 174 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,750 所以妳要去那边打工 175 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,513 对啊 很诡异吧 176 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,995 而且 录取我的人 177 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,389 是等一个人咖啡的老板娘 178 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,358 那个老板娘 常常坐在位子上 179 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,717 呆呆的看着窗外 180 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,272 有时候一个小时都没有动过 181 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,075 我都不知道她在想什么 182 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,989 另外 这间咖啡店最受欢迎的 183 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,833 当然是那个号称 184 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,796 什么怪咖啡都能调配出来的 185 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,553 吧台高手 阿不思 186 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,872 哇 好帅 187 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,713 还有… 188 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,790 那个超级帅的男生 189 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,995 每天都会带着不同的漂亮女生 190 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,399 来到等一个人 191 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,074 我常在想 192 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,957 这些漂亮的女生当中 193 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,155 有没有人真的是他的女朋友呢 194 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:58,990 还是 195 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,316 每一个都是他的女友 196 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,789 我不知道 197 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,033 妳在发什么呆啊 198 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,109 对了 阿不思 199 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,951 为什么我们这间店要叫等一个人啊 200 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,154 等妳待满一个月之后我再告诉妳 201 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,315 小气 202 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,955 妳为什么一定要加入铁头社 203 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,915 怪死了 204 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,039 我从小就觉得铁头功超帅的 205 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,155 不然妳以为 206 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,673 我为什么要那么努力用功读书 207 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,159 考进这间学校 208 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,559 妳进这间学校 209 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,834 就是为了加入铁头社 210 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,075 不然咧 211 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,232 妳再这样敲下去 212 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,878 敲到期末就变智障了 213 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,632 妳才智障勒 214 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,918 妳到底喜欢那个娘炮哪一点 215 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,672 他才不是娘炮 216 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,031 我跟妳说 217 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,838 妳这样子整天帮他擦桌子 218 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,070 我看再擦一百年 219 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,799 也跟他没可能嘛 220 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,119 因为妳们根本就没有 221 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,155 邂 222 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,036 逅 223 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:18,950 过 224 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,393 啊 225 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,114 什么意思 226 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,070 就是 227 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,195 原本 228 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,395 不相识的两个人 229 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,674 忽然之间 230 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,830 不小心撞在一起 231 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,594 嘴巴就 232 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,431 不小心亲亲了 233 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,749 接下来他们一定会 234 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,829 互相讨厌 235 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,432 可是 236 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,237 最后一定也会互相 237 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,912 爱上对方 238 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,558 反正不管怎样 239 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,152 所有的爱情故事 240 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,229 都是从 241 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,150 超级 242 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,115 不 243 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:50,916 小 244 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:51,796 心 245 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,789 的 246 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,835 邂逅 247 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,875 开 248 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,756 始 249 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,670 的 250 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,518 啦 251 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,912 好像很有道理 252 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,350 是妳 253 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,313 阿土学长 254 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,833 阿拓 255 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,239 我叫阿拓啦 256 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,355 妳在跟踪那个男生哦 257 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,793 他欠妳钱吼 258 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,119 什么啊 259 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:56,836 没有啊 260 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,315 没有吗 261 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,590 你干嘛啦 走路不看路的 262 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,114 你不会溜就不要溜啊 263 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,838 你到底有没有认真去看医生啊 264 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:07,710 看医生 265 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,316 不是叫你不要放弃治疗吗 266 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,829 蛤？! 267 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,317 算了 268 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,149 等一下… 269 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,878 我还没有谢谢妳 270 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,713 谢什么 271 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,631 谢谢妳上次在咖啡厅帮我说话啊 272 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:21,995 谢谢妳 273 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,188 那又没什么 274 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,189 那 275 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,713 我改天请妳看电影好了 276 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,914 就当作是谢谢妳 277 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,750 不用 278 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,239 一定要啦 279 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,999 不然我帮妳跟踪那个男生 280 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,672 帮妳把钱讨回来 281 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,429 等一下 不用 282 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,919 改天你请我看电影 283 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,875 好 284 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,029 就这么说定啰 285 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,109 阿土 286 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,597 妳是说阿拓学长吧 287 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,596 对啊 288 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,236 他完全是个神经病 289 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,195 没品 290 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,069 变态 291 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,037 我不准妳说他神经病 292 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,157 蛤？! 293 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,114 阿拓学长 他是这个世界上 294 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,236 除了悟空跟鲁夫之外 295 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,390 我最崇拜的人 296 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,960 排名还在索隆的前面 297 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,154 为什么 298 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,754 七年前阿拓学长 299 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,718 是铁头社第二十一代的社长 300 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,914 他的铁头功 301 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,912 已经到了无坚不摧的程度 302 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,036 据说 他可以用头 303 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:32,158 撞破所有挡在他前面的任何东西 304 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,196 而且除了铁头功以外 305 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,189 一直以来 306 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,679 阿拓学长的人品 307 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,511 也是一流的 308 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,192 他愿赌服输的精神 309 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,555 根本就是本校一代传奇 310 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,718 121 , 122… 311 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,073 阿拓学长 312 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,435 曾经跟游泳社比赛欲气 313 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:53,116 赌输的人就要穿女生泳衣连续上课一整年 314 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,315 比基尼… 315 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,717 什么毛病 316 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,036 还有那坨大白菜 317 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,669 是阿拓学长跟尿尿社的社长打赌 318 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,954 我们学校有尿尿社 319 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,915 嗯 320 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,195 阿拓学长跟尿尿社比赛 321 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,838 谁尿的人比较长 322 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,751 输的人就要 323 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,959 怎么这样 324 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,836 我听说了 325 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,798 他整个学期 都要抱着那沱大白菜跑来跑去的 326 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,676 对吧 327 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,958 还有直排轮 328 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,712 明明就不会溜 329 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,551 还硬要穿着到处撞人 330 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,275 没品 331 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:40,913 不过 最让人津津乐道的 332 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,592 还是七年前 333 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,319 阿拓学长代表铁头社 334 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,392 跟空手道社长断水流的那一场 335 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,789 经典比赛 336 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,034 根据菁英中心新规定 337 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,235 输的就要留级七年 338 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,798 比赛开始 339 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,710 三 340 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,675 二 341 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,351 一 342 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,711 空手道社获胜 343 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,751 你们练铁头功的 344 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,432 都是垃圾 345 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,395 垃圾 346 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:24,751 垃圾 347 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,113 阿拓学长输了 348 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,030 照约定 349 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,952 他要把大学当成医学院来读 350 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,269 所以他一路疯狂的延毕 351 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,114 今年已经是他读大学的第七年了 352 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,951 好白痴 353 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,393 我不准妳再说他的坏话 354 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,628 我要睡了 355 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:53,190 我不准妳再说阿拓学长的坏话 356 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,391 我知道了啦 357 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,874 (Put Shit In Your Heart) 358 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,315 好巧喔 359 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,589 那个男的 360 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,990 图书馆可以带白菜进来吗 361 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,592 不吃就可以啊 362 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,672 我整天都在喷防腐剂是要怎么吃啊 363 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,193 那可以穿直排轮进来吗 364 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,518 门口工读生 是我系上的学弟 365 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,358 对了 妳在看什么 366 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,750 少女思春总是湿 367 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,872 他是不是上次欠妳钱那个男生 368 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,873 他哪有欠我钱 369 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,114 没有欠妳钱 370 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,519 那妳干嘛跟踪他 371 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,512 吼 妳喜欢他喔 372 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:45,999 关你什么事啊 373 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,353 我可以帮妳跟他说啊 374 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,236 如果我喜欢他 375 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,912 我当然会自己跟他说 376 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,989 要你管 377 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,628 也对啦 378 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,755 那妳喜欢他 379 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,398 妳就不要再跟踪他 380 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,197 直接去跟他告白嘛 381 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,718 我是少女 382 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,188 你怎么这样跟少女讲话 383 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,553 而且 384 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,834 我又没有说我喜欢他 385 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,273 你这人怎么那么没品 386 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,190 哦 387 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,439 那我今天请妳看电影好了 388 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,749 顺便庆祝我再过十七分钟 389 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,990 我就不用穿着直排轮到处溜来溜去了 390 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,989 耶 391 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,314 我陪你看电影 392 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,548 然后从今以后 393 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,073 从今以后 394 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,593 你都不要突然出现在我面前 395 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,238 说一些阿沙布鲁的话了 396 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,279 不是妳陪我看电影啦 397 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,157 是我很认真要跟妳说谢谢 398 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,798 都一样啦 399 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,877 好酷喔 400 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,915 酷吧 401 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,676 这里是我打工老板的地方啦 402 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,159 他很喜欢看电影 403 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,435 所以就自己弄了一个小型电影院出来 404 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,997 你在DVD店打工喔 405 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,838 不是啊 我在海产店打工 406 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,716 海产店 407 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,756 对啊 晚一点就开了 408 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,554 这个 409 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,751 怎么会有这个 410 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,034 妳也知道这个喔 411 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,352 我要看 412 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,634 我要看这片 413 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,358 屎就放心中 414 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,632 内行 415 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,834 暴哥 416 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,398 她就是我跟你说的那女生 417 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,071 思萤 418 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,069 他就是我老板 419 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:26,990 叫暴哥 420 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,029 暴 421 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,269 哪个暴啊 422 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,032 暴躁那个暴 423 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,554 暴哥好 424 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,396 对不起打扰了 425 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,833 我先走了 426 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,035 坐 427 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,628 别看暴哥一脸没水准又低级的样子 428 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,029 他以前可是台湾江湖片的大导演 429 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,031 也是第一男主角喔 430 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,636 专心看电影 431 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,669 Sis 432 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,912 Bao , be careful ! 433 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,276 Come . 434 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,556 Well done , my brother ! 435 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,676 I'll reward you . 436 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,795 Thanks bro . 437 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,157 The drug is colorless and odorless . 438 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,071 It'll take three days 439 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,593 for it to Work . 440 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,749 It Won't Show 441 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,318 until the third day . 442 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,754 No one will know . 443 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:28,949 It's truly the best poison in the world . 444 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,838 The fatal poison ! 445 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,510 Bro ! 446 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,790 Sis's nipples are 447 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,598 poisonous. 448 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,874 (The End) 449 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,198 看了十几次 450 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,879 还是忍不住 451 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,551 实在太辛酸了 452 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,276 屎 453 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,396 就只能放心中 454 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,633 哭点是 455 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,916 暴哥那么爱大嫂 456 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,638 甚至为了爱大嫂 457 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,117 不惜一切 458 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,315 忍痛杀了自己的大哥 459 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,678 大嫂…她 460 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:20,071 大嫂却跟那么多小弟私通乱搞 461 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,719 这能不伤我的心吗 462 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,236 还不伤我的心吗 463 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,236 原来阿拓学长 464 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,879 每个礼拜一三五的晚上 465 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,314 都会到暴哥开的海产店打工 466 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,550 负责炒海鲜大杂面 467 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,835 其实 468 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,116 这间海产店也只有海鲜大杂面可以点 469 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,517 不过一点也不奇怪 470 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,513 因为来的客人 471 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,796 都有比吃东西更重要的事情要做 472 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,076 你的手下在我的场子诈赌 473 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,149 手没把它砍断 474 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,434 反而打伤我的人 475 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,396 今天老子没把他整副屌 476 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,310 拿来起泡茶 477 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,117 老子 跟你姓 478 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,797 你嘴巴怎么那么臭 479 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,358 我的小弟在你场子赢钱 480 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,679 赢钱就是赢钱 481 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,590 赢钱代表什么 482 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,669 你无能嘛 483 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,237 你自己无能 484 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,275 还说我们出老千 485 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,190 我操你妈的 486 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,269 谁说我不敢让人赢 487 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,032 就是在说你这种没品味的庄家 488 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:29,916 臭杂碎 489 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,830 兔患子 490 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,670 小痞子 491 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,556 臭卒仔 492 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,356 干 493 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,430 干什么啦 494 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,111 你口口声声说人家诈赌出老千 495 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,439 有证据吗 496 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:46,317 动不动就要把人家整副屌拿出来泡酒 497 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,197 那副屌泡酒你敢喝 498 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,428 不会吧 499 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,079 尿骚味我不敢喝 500 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,079 差不多就好了啦 501 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,795 社会是讲道理的啦 502 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,512 你带的年轻人 503 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,954 长的那个脸一看就是出老千的 504 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,790 这你也敢带出门 505 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,518 笑破人家的嘴 506 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,668 他妈的 507 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,796 怎么就长的一副老千的脸 508 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,392 还敢出来让我丢脸 509 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,594 干 510 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,278 暴哥不是导演吗 511 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,236 怎么会跟黑道混在一起啊 512 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,828 暴哥他自导自演过太多黑道片 513 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,879 所以 很多黑道都喜欢找暴哥聊天调解啊 514 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,954 十几年下来 515 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,632 要不是有那张大桌子 516 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,349 我看 江湖上不晓得要多死几百个人 517 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,789 我才不要勒 518 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,909 怕了 519 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,037 今天在我的场子诈赌 520 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,393 这条一定要处理 521 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,277 愿赌服输 522 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,679 把该付的钱付一付 523 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,396 我就原谅你 524 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,310 这件事情就不计较 525 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,275 妹妹 526 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,508 妳讲 527 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,272 他是不是很没有江湖道义 528 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,190 蛤？! 529 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,269 小姐 530 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,030 举头三尺有神明 531 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,235 妳摸着自己的良心说 532 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,356 谁 没有道义 533 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,229 暴哥 534 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,071 人家问妳就说啊 535 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,874 小姐 536 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,359 眼睛睁大点 537 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,759 再大一点 538 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,715 妳就可以看清楚 539 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,632 谁是好人谁是坏人 540 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,356 说 541 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,554 讲 542 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:24,871 这里 543 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,632 有好人吗 544 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,714 我觉得 545 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,792 大家以和为贵 546 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,358 什么以和为贵 547 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,555 老子不是来这交朋友的 548 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,198 跟你交朋友倒了八辈子楣了 549 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,428 我告诉你钱给我拿出来 550 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,236 不然你有种 551 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,639 拿开山刀从我肚子插下 552 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,517 一拿枪来打这里 一有种来 553 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,509 你打过来… 554 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,270 来啊… 555 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,030 好了 556 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,312 奶子都还没有长出来的小姑娘 557 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,550 都知道要以和为贵了 558 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,152 你要自己修理 559 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,275 还是交给人家处理 560 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,235 赶快决定 561 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:56,990 快 562 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,149 干什么 563 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,996 我自己的狗 我自己处理 564 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,354 妹妹 谢谢 565 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,749 妳真的很不错 赞… 566 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,796 赞…谢谢… 567 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,955 问你哦 568 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,315 你觉得我是一个怎么样的人啊 569 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,629 妳哟 我跟妳讲 570 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,631 如果没有跟妳相处过的人 571 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,516 大概 572 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,636 会觉得妳是个臭八婆吧 573 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,312 但是我跟妳相处过之后 574 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,231 觉得其实妳还蛮可爱的 575 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,229 什么八婆 576 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,639 还臭八婆 577 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,834 所以说那不是嘛 578 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,353 那你干嘛一直讲啦 579 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,112 现在就蛮像的啊 580 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,792 怎样啦 581 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,677 好 不是～ 582 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,879 好啦 跟你说个秘密哦 583 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,596 嗯 584 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,709 其实 585 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,078 我很喜欢那个常常来我们咖啡店的男生 586 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,115 谁啊 587 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,438 就是那个我上次偷偷跟踪那个男生 588 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:57,870 他喔 589 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,192 我跟你讲个秘密了 590 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,679 换你说一个 591 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,875 那个 592 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,154 你干嘛 593 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,234 这件事 594 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,871 妳绝对不能说喔 595 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,108 关于 那四个传说 596 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,554 以前 597 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,594 我真的 598 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,996 真的很喜欢我的前女友 599 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,872 发生什么事啊 600 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,872 没有咚咚咚了 601 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,711 什么是咚咚咚 602 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,550 我跟学姊接吻的时候 603 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:26,348 心跳 竟然没有咚…咚…的加快 604 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,231 竟然没有很喜欢 605 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,753 很喜欢她的感觉了 606 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,116 原来 607 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,555 不是你女朋友被拉子抢走 608 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,712 而是你女朋友变成拉子喔 609 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,389 嗯 610 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,949 天啊 611 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,111 那是什么样的戚觉 612 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,078 以后好好保重 613 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,115 蛤？! 614 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,390 还是兄弟 615 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,514 蛤？! 616 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,755 蛤？! 617 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,155 你难道没有想要追回阿不思吗 618 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,036 追 619 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,230 最可怕的 620 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,196 不是阿不思不喜欢我了 621 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,198 最可怕的 622 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,111 是我也不再喜欢阿不思了 623 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,512 原来我以为可以天长地久的爱情 624 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,875 竟然会在一瞬间消失无踪 625 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,669 两个人之间 626 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,352 不管以前有多好 627 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,078 说没感觉 628 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,832 就真的没感觉了 629 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,992 原来爱情那么可怕 630 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,710 嗯 631 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,599 后来你还有跟阿不思联络吗 632 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,669 没有啊 633 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,238 那天也是突然遇到的 634 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,229 超挫的 635 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,992 所以你那天问阿不思 636 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,309 她 过的怎样的意思是 637 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,439 我总是觉得 638 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,751 那个跟我交往过的女孩 639 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,991 还住在阿不思的心里 640 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,635 我很希望她可以一直一直过得很好 641 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,915 好 642 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,195 我会帮你保管这个秘密的 643 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,750 喝什么 644 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,228 问世间情为何物 645 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,035 这是 646 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,751 色即是空 空即是色 647 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,273 本来无一物 648 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,430 何以为情伤 649 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,036 付钱 650 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,389 妳也来一杯 651 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,030 妳忘了 652 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,956 我没办法喝咖啡 653 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,510 妳不是没办法喝咖啡 654 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,237 妳是没办法开心起来 655 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,156 干嘛 656 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,434 没有啦 657 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,599 我问妳喔 658 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,268 妳跟阿拓 659 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,790 到底是怎么一回事啊 660 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,631 妳要拿去写妳的爱情小说 661 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,834 不是啦 662 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,273 我是好奇 663 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,157 我们只是对自己都很诚实罢了 664 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,756 那妳会有一点点愧疚吗 665 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,993 爱情 不谈愧疚 666 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,309 嗨 667 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,076 嗨 668 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,669 这把伞给你 669 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,079 妳把妳的伞给我 670 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,752 那妳自己怎么办 671 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,678 我有两把 672 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,232 干嘛拿我伞啊 673 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,750 其实这把伞也不是我的 674 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,028 我要去那里 675 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,314 我也是耶 676 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,112 小心 677 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,348 对不起 678 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,954 你是电影研究社的学长吧 679 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,838 为什么妳会这么觉得 680 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:45,077 因为 上次看到你在看一堆奇怪电影的论文啊 681 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,712 我很喜欢看电影 682 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,314 那个 屎就放心中 683 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,912 我有看过喔 684 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,353 妳觉得好看吗 685 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,515 我觉得是一个很奇怪的电影 686 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,757 我很喜欢那个导演 687 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,239 本名叫做陈钟保 688 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:03,956 外号叫做 689 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,915 暴哥 690 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,517 对 暴哥 691 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,238 暴哥的江湖类型的电影风格很独特 692 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,117 他总是喜欢将故事的背景 693 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,553 设立在民国初年 694 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,993 诠释故事的逻辑独树一格 695 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,358 有时候明明就很好笑 696 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,952 可是深究起来 697 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,313 意思却往往很感人 698 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,752 我上次还看到哭 699 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,318 真的很感人 700 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,910 不知道雨会下多久 701 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,028 雨 702 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,553 不会永远一直下 703 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,235 不像 704 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,438 互相并肩作战的时候 705 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,908 男主角把女生公主抱起来 706 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,114 然后开始互看 707 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,872 然后感觉有点传达出 708 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,871 亲爱的我们一起加油吧 709 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,835 然后开始就这样 710 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,831 旋转… 711 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,714 嗨 712 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,438 可以给我一杯热水吗 713 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,509 好啊 714 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,953 你等我一下喔 715 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,199 妳都已经来了一个月了 716 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,838 怎么还那么魂不守舍的 717 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,274 对了我都来一个月了 718 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,915 妳还想知道这间店的由来吗 719 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,272 这是妳欠我的 720 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,079 我也可以一起听吗 721 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,352 从前 有个任性骄纵的女孩 722 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,749 和一个逆来顺受的男孩 723 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,439 上课的时候 724 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,348 女孩总是喜欢偷偷捉弄男孩 725 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,437 但不管女孩做什么 726 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,678 男孩从来不生气 727 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,796 每天中午吃饭时 728 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,753 女孩都很喜欢 729 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,876 跑过去吃男孩便当里的卤蛋 730 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,878 但男孩也从来不生气 731 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,072 渐渐地 不管什么时候 732 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,875 女孩做什么事都跟男孩一起 733 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,111 他们开始无话不谈 734 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,552 直到有一天 735 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,389 你好我叫张家仁 天蝎座A型 736 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,956 大家都叫我仙道 737 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,757 很喜欢打篮球 738 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,635 请问妳这礼拜天有空吗 739 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,869 好啊 740 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,715 那个女孩 741 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,119 就这样跟篮球队那个仙道在一起了 742 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,714 那个男孩一定很伤心吧 743 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:56,996 一定的吧 744 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,991 只有男孩伤心吗 745 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:00,710 蛤？! 746 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,109 所以说 747 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,597 女生真的很难懂 748 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,271 后来勒… 749 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,395 后来 750 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,717 情人节到了 751 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,628 叫你给点意见什么叫都好啊 752 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,679 就没差 753 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,991 只要妳用心挑的礼物 754 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,149 他都会高兴的 755 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,354 我又不是男生 756 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,112 我怎么知道他喜欢什么 757 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,190 一年才一次情人节 758 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,919 而且这是我跟他过的第一个情人节 759 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,518 喂 你干嘛 760 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,718 妳才干嘛勒 761 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,591 妳可以打我骂我捏我 762 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,794 吃我的卤蛋 763 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,028 叫我帮妳写作业 764 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,156 叫我的考卷放下来给妳抄 765 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,435 叫我早上六点钟叫妳起床搭公车 766 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,271 叫我先去补习班帮妳画座位 767 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,759 叫我帮妳买止痛药卫生棉 768 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,557 这些我都无所谓 769 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,994 但妳可不可以不要叫我帮妳 770 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,877 挑情人节礼物 771 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,559 我为什么不能叫你帮我挑情人节礼物 772 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,598 我就不想啊 773 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,915 我有逼你帮我写作业吗 774 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,875 没有 775 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,996 我吃你的卤蛋你是真的不开心吗 776 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,149 没有 777 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,390 我有逼你帮我买止痛药是不是 778 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,037 没有 779 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,429 帮我买卫生棉你觉得很丢脸吗 780 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,032 我有逼你叫我起床吗 781 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,671 那我叫你帮我挑情人节礼物 782 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,636 你是在不高兴什么啊 783 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,079 因为我喜欢妳 784 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,549 那又怎样 785 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,993 我又不喜欢你 786 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,429 我知道啊 787 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,590 但妳不能叫这么喜欢妳的我 788 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,158 去帮妳挑妳男朋友的礼物 789 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:49,789 这样我心都碎了 790 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,878 都碎了妳知不知道 791 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,918 你说你喜欢我 792 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,433 那他在跟我告白的时候 793 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,237 你有说什么吗 794 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,756 你这样叫喜欢我 795 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,196 你根本不喜欢我 796 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,229 不要跑 797 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,039 妳有没有怎样 798 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,398 妳有没有怎样啊 799 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,113 妳有没有受伤啊 800 00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:02,035 你为什么要这样 801 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,510 妳不要吓我好不好 802 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,589 然后呢 803 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,710 你知道要找到一个 804 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:12,678 愿意为你挡子弹的人有多困难吗 805 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,032 我怎么会舍得 806 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,195 错过这么好的男生呢 807 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,869 所以后来 808 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,440 妳就跟那个男孩一起开了这间咖啡店吗 809 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,555 这里原本是我们大学常来约会的地方 810 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,275 后来我们毕业了 811 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,919 原来的老板也退休不做了 812 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,115 我们借了一笔钱 813 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,190 把这里顶下来 814 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,189 好好的翻修了一下 815 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,314 才刚毕业就顶下了一家店 816 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,992 压力一定很大 817 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,955 对啊 818 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,308 说起来很好笑 819 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,709 虽然我们顶了一家咖啡店 820 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:53,314 我也非常喜欢咖啡的香味 821 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,231 但我的胃不好 822 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,708 一杯咖啡都不能喝 823 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,597 一喝就胃痛 824 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,392 他就说 825 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,710 总有一天 他会调配出 826 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,310 我也可以喝的咖啡 827 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,395 所以后来成功了吗 828 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,875 又香 又好喝 829 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,154 肚子一点也不会不舒服 830 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,954 好喝耶 831 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,795 这杯叫什么啊 832 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,995 他说 那是 833 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,991 老板娘特调 834 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,831 那我以后每天都要喝一杯 835 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,159 那有什么问题 836 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,675 谢谢 837 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,999 车来了 838 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:44,915 这放哪边 839 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,150 这个放在这边好了 840 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,752 靠角落一点 841 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,989 椅子… 842 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,036 等一个人 843 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,352 这世界上 844 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,679 每一个人 845 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,508 都在等一个人 846 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,631 你的意思是说 847 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,108 你在等像我这么可爱的女生出现吗 848 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,758 妳还真敢说耶 849 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,079 当然啰 850 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,795 我们的咖啡店那么大 851 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,313 又刚开 852 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,309 会不会 853 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,673 放心 854 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,671 征人启示我已经用好了 855 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,908 我去拿给妳看 856 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,238 老板以前是不是很喜欢写小说啊 857 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,073 怎么会这样问 858 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,278 没有啦 859 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,272 我只是觉得妳们的故事很像小说啊 860 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,750 后来勒 老板勒 861 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,035 后来 862 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,748 没有后来了 863 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,196 到底 后来怎么了 864 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,832 总有一天 865 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,989 我一定会调出那杯 866 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,036 传说中的老板娘特调 867 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,275 (Owner's Special Blend) 868 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,396 完蛋了啦 869 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,994 原来我捡到的那本笔记本 是老板的遗物耶 870 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,274 怎么办啦 871 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,030 想那么多干嘛 872 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,634 就直接还给老板娘就好啦 873 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,836 我当然知道要还给老板娘 874 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,149 可是里面被我画得乱七八糟的 875 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,116 这样我哪敢开口啊 876 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,954 我不敢啦 877 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,038 也是啦 878 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,233 来哟 天然去角质 879 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,639 一次只要二十块 880 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,868 二十块唷 881 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,950 来哟 天然去角质 882 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,554 一次二十块 只要二十块 883 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,198 天然去角质 884 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,519 只要二… 885 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,675 水哦 886 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,556 同学…妳好 887 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,949 我们是设计系的学生 888 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,150 这支多功能原子笔 889 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,513 从创意发想 890 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,239 造型设计到开模制作 891 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,913 都是我们最新的毕业成果 892 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,036 销售所得扣除成本 893 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,792 全部都捐给低能儿 894 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,438 买营养午餐喔 895 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,237 是做爱心喔 896 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,231 一支才卖两百块钱 897 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,834 请问妳要不要一口气买五支 898 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,752 还可以多送妳一支喔 899 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,194 只有妳有喔 900 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:01,557 可是...一支两百块太贵了 901 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,279 同学 可是我刚刚看妳在那边 902 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,748 买一只八十块的烤鱿鱼 903 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,035 妳也没有犹豫那么久 904 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,873 现在只是买一支做爱心的笔就要一直想 905 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,598 妳到底有没有爱心啊 906 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,236 好啦… 907 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:16,673 等我一下啦 908 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,915 不要跟他买 909 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,870 你们不要逼别人买这种烂笔好不好 910 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,915 超讨厌的 911 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,832 关妳什么事啊 912 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,909 那我叫她不要跟你买 913 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,751 又关你什么事啊 914 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,637 你们这种卖爱心笔的最假了 915 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,039 明明都是一些烂笔 916 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,678 还敢用爱心包装下去卖 917 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:36,999 恶不恶心啊 918 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,037 臭三八 妳是不是欠扁啊 919 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,393 你骂谁臭三八 920 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,517 臭三八就是在骂妳啊 921 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,552 肥婆妳想干嘛 922 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,633 喂 妳在干嘛 923 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,150 遇到疯子 924 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,958 妳没事吧 925 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,193 铁头功都还没有练成 926 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,838 就已经那么厉害了 927 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,831 一旦被我练成了 928 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,511 铁头功不是这样练的 929 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,351 阿拓学长 930 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,829 像这样 931 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,275 原来如此 932 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,236 原来你也在这边打工 933 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,639 你怎么打那么多工 934 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,119 没事做当然就打工 935 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:39,189 赚我的旅费啊 936 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,795 旅费 937 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,233 如果存够了钱 938 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,037 我就可以出国到处去看看 939 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,279 是要出国念书喔 940 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,235 不是啊 941 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,438 还是要去澳洲农场打工 942 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,919 最近好像很流行 943 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:55,359 为什么出国就一定要念书或是打工啊 944 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,839 这个世界这么大 945 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,513 不趁年轻的时候到处去乱走乱逛 946 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,192 不是很可惜吗 947 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,553 一定很好玩 948 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,873 反正妳看我这个样子 949 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,154 又不可能变成什么伟人 950 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,718 或是很高级的成功人士 951 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,392 又不像对不对 952 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,834 大家都去追求成功 953 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,193 我呢 954 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,394 我这种失败者 955 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,915 就负责过一些既没有意义又不成功的生活 956 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,035 快乐就好啊 957 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,672 妳刚超帅的 958 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,832 我是不是很三八 959 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,990 为什么他叫我臭三八 960 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,038 我记得你也说过我是三八对不对 961 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,189 到底是为什么 962 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,511 就算妳是一个臭三八 963 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,990 也是一个很有正义戚的臭三八 964 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,117 妳刚刚真的很帅耶 965 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,350 帅 966 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,751 我不要帅啦 967 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,239 我要漂亮啦 968 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,758 什么味道啊 969 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,036 妳要不要吃烤香肠 970 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,109 好啊 971 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,878 你怎么变的 972 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,392 而且还是热的 973 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,510 我也要吃烤香肠 974 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,150 你到底怎么变的啦 975 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,315 香肠摊那么远钦 976 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,753 你到底怎么变的 977 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,113 还是你把机关放在我帽子 978 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,554 没有 我没有藏 979 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,788 藏在哪里 980 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,119 我没有藏 981 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,633 我看一定藏在这里对不对 982 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,958 妳不是要吃吗 983 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,709 没有啦 984 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:17,948 这只手 985 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,075 怎么看 986 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,953 没有 987 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:23,877 吃啦… 988 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,029 告诉我啦 989 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:25,950 一你先告诉我 一不能说啦 990 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:26,437 不要 991 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,555 我想学 992 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,151 不能说 993 00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,195 拜托啦 994 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:29,837 为什么 995 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,909 就说了不能说 996 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,114 什么为什么 什么不能说 997 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,189 为什么啦 998 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,592 我小的时候啊 爸妈常不在家 999 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,510 签名 1000 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,635 所以啊 1001 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:45,914 我的学校联络簿 1002 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,390 都是邻居的叔叔伯伯啊 阿姨大婶啊 1003 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:49,877 签名 1004 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,393 一他们轮流帮我签的 一好 1005 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,795 一尤其是卖香肠的王伯伯 一签名 1006 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,392 每次都会送我烤香肠 1007 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,150 拿去 1008 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,993 一他的香肠 真的很好吃耶 一一百分 1009 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,913 一所以我最喜欢去找他签名了 一真的一百分耶 1010 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,557 一条 1011 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,356 谢谢 1012 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,750 签名 1013 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,396 签名 1014 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,999 但是 1015 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,954 有一天卖香肠的王伯伯死掉了 1016 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,958 我蹲在路边一直哭… 1017 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,119 怎么了 1018 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:22,993 想王伯伯 1019 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,959 我以后再也吃不到烤香肠 1020 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,030 你是想吃烤香肠 1021 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,268 不是想王伯伯喔 1022 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,317 我是想吃烤香肠 1023 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,628 你不是死翘翘了吗 1024 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,437 王伯伯没有死 1025 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,874 只是 变成一只天使 1026 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,029 天使很厉害吗 1027 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,553 当然厉害啰 1028 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,437 那你变出烤香肠给我吃 1029 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,671 好啊 1030 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,192 变啊 1031 00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,234 变好了 1032 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:05,356 从今以后 只要你遇到你真心喜欢的女生 1033 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,588 你就可以 1034 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,558 从她的后脑袋 1035 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,393 变出一支香喷喷的烤香肠 1036 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,916 豆花…好吃的豆花 1037 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,397 豆花 好吃的豆花 1038 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,356 可是我也好想要吃豆花 1039 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:25,555 那这样好了 1040 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:26,834 我们改变豆花 1041 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,068 好难决定喔 1042 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,638 真的好难决定喔 1043 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,198 要不然这样 1044 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,590 如果那个女生 她是真心的喜欢你 1045 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,433 你就可以从她的后脑袋 1046 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,150 摸出一碗豆花 1047 01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:41,149 好啊 1048 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,233 那你要热的还是要冰的 1049 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,310 要热到冒烟还要加姜 1050 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,196 这个好 1051 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,394 王伯伯谢谢你 1052 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:48,389 你可以飞走了拜拜 1053 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:49,276 是的 1054 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:50,269 计程车 1055 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,115 王伯伯心愿还没了 1056 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,872 暂时长不出翅膀 1057 01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,037 王伯伯要走了 再见 1058 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,429 王伯伯 拜拜 1059 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,510 王伯伯 拜拜… 1060 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,878 所以王伯伯就搭着计程车走了 1061 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,394 对啊 我很想他耶 1062 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,875 谢谢喔 1063 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,510 不告诉我香肠怎么变的就算了 1064 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,795 不稀罕啦 1065 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:21,915 真的啦 1066 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,273 我自己也吓一大跳 1067 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,078 原来我不知道什么时候突然喜欢上妳 1068 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,718 还喜欢到可以摸出香肠 1069 01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,438 我人生第一次耶 1070 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,318 你在跟我告白吗 1071 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,435 对啊 1072 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,112 神经病 1073 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:53,873 妳看… 1074 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,271 你到底藏在哪里 1075 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,352 真的没有藏 1076 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,828 我好像真的超喜欢妳的 1077 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:05,749 我猜 1078 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,398 我一定是看妳教训爱心笔 1079 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,152 那些王八蛋的样子 1080 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,229 给电到了 1081 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,433 爱心笔 1082 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,389 怎么好像有什么事情忘记啊 1083 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:41,595 老头子 1084 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:43,835 老家伙 1085 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,353 老屁股 1086 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,317 我来是想告诉你们 1087 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,232 老规矩只适合老骨头 1088 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,993 我们年轻人有自己的活路啦 1089 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,753 要是谁敢再挡我们的路 1090 01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,228 就像这个爱心笔一样 1091 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,594 像那支爱心笔一样掉在地上 1092 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,192 是什么意思啊 1093 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,752 年轻人 1094 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,432 你们在卖爱心笔 1095 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,433 那就是利用人的爱心在偷拐抢骗 1096 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,319 这种失德 丢人现眼的烂事 1097 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,594 别再做了 1098 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,228 听到没有 1099 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,352 你是他们老大 1100 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,510 老大们的老大 1101 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:51,790 坐啦 1102 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,869 坐你… 1103 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,075 要不然现在是什么情形 1104 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,718 拿开山刀很屌哦 1105 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,869 正经一点 1106 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,791 叔叔长大了 1107 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,358 改拿枪 1108 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,351 卖爱心笔 1109 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,355 你叫 1110 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,679 暴哥 1111 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:17,078 残暴的暴 1112 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,512 相遇的到啦 1113 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,839 啾咪 1114 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,634 拜拜 1115 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,431 你应该不忙吧 1116 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,271 我可以问你一个问题吗 1117 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,950 你为什么每次都带不同的女生来咖啡店 1118 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:05,272 我猜 她们应该都不是你的女朋友吧 1119 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,512 为什么妳觉得不是 1120 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,270 看起来不像啊 1121 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:13,431 而且 你们每次都各做各的 1122 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,919 也没有什么话聊 1123 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,638 妳偷偷观察我 1124 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,716 因为你感觉很神秘嘛 1125 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,709 李思萤 1126 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,631 妳还在混什么东西啊 1127 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,756 那边东西收一收啊 1128 01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,711 对不起… 1129 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,709 没关系 1130 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,393 真的很对不起啦 1131 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,310 不然这样好了 1132 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:39,389 你这件衣服给我 1133 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,913 我洗完再还给你 1134 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,552 那就拜托妳了 1135 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,353 你怎么在这啊 1136 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,669 妳在跟踪我 1137 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,318 谁要跟踪你啊 1138 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:03,869 怎么啦 1139 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:08,509 弄脏了 1140 01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,555 对啊 1141 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,551 明明就只是被咖啡泼到 1142 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:14,279 但我不知道怎么洗都洗不掉耶 1143 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,438 这不是男生的衣服吗 1144 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,589 要你管 1145 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,832 你在这里打工 1146 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,356 对啊 1147 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,112 妳就是那个 1148 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,951 骂爱心笔的女生 1149 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,996 对啊 就是她 1150 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,399 晚上要不要一起留下来吃饭 1151 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,515 蛤？! 1152 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,272 很好吃喔 1153 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,514 这个炒面 1154 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,114 跟你在暴哥海产店煮的一模一样耶 1155 01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,554 原来你是在这里学的 1156 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,754 对啊 1157 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,558 老板娘花了一个月才把我教会的 1158 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:55,719 你在这边学的炒面 1159 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,995 现在可是海产店的招牌耶 1160 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,115 什么海产店 1161 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,678 什么招牌啊 1162 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,114 整间店破破烂烂 1163 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,190 只有这个面还可以吃 1164 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,189 想到就觉得 1165 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:07,599 丢脸 1166 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,192 怎么对得起客人 1167 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,634 这种店明天就倒闭了 1168 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:14,713 来…吃… 1169 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,630 来 1170 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,797 妳的奶头有毒 1171 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,435 我的奶头没有毒 1172 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,273 有毒的是那个没良心的王八蛋 1173 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,998 事情是要不要处理而已啦 1174 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,671 有那么困难吗 1175 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:29,999 一老公… 一你说是吗 1176 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,072 试看看我新发明的海鲜炒面 1177 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,593 热… 1178 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,352 我有加干贝唷 1179 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,353 试看看快点 1180 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:46,709 坦白说 1181 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:48,915 前面花园夜市那摊花枝炒面 1182 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:50,831 比这还好吃 1183 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,069 还有啦 七折处理 1184 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:58,392 都不要吃… 1185 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,515 就为了这么一点点小事喔 1186 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,232 什么一点点小事 1187 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,708 妳是不知道整个店从头到尾 1188 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,119 大大小小的事 1189 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:08,996 所有的菜 1190 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,069 都是我一个人在那边弄 1191 01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:11,229 一个人在那煮 1192 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,231 他在客人面前只会批评我的菜 1193 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,958 有没有良心啊 1194 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,752 这真的一点点小事啊 1195 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,996 这样好可惜喔 1196 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,833 暴哥这样就吃不到妳做的菜了 1197 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,430 不然这样 1198 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,032 妳教我这个 1199 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,519 然后我去做给暴哥吃 1200 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,272 看看他会不会想念妳做的菜 1201 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,757 要吃可以啊 1202 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:34,829 叫他来跟我 1203 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,114 道歉 1204 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:37,872 妳就教我嘛 1205 01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:38,915 不要啦 1206 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,353 我一定好好学的 1207 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:41,679 一妳教我嘛 一妳学不来啦 1208 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,999 可以啦 1209 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,195 教我 拜托啦 1210 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,189 不要啦 1211 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,838 我一定会好好学的 1212 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:48,716 不要 1213 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:50,956 好来 看啦 1214 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,552 这个火这样够不够 1215 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:53,356 对不对 1216 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:54,759 这个加下去没有错 1217 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:56,876 把它爆香 爆一爆 1218 01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,630 哇 对了 1219 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:00,595 这样就对了 1220 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,876 这火好大怎么办啊 1221 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:09,759 盖起来… 1222 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:18,033 有钱吃冰淇淋 1223 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,759 怎么没有钱做爱心 1224 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,794 好喝耶 1225 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:03,789 叫什么名字啊 1226 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,915 爱的勇气 1227 01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:07,193 妳调这杯给我干嘛 1228 01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,110 告白需要勇气啊 1229 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,115 来 你的 1230 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:16,870 谢谢姐姐 1231 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,199 两支 1232 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,553 来给你 你的 1233 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,549 来 你的 1234 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,392 谢谢姐姐 1235 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:25,875 阿拓 1236 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,674 好 这个好 1237 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,432 那我调一杯恋爱的运气给你 1238 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,668 好哦 1239 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,912 我调十杯 1240 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,755 喝了就好运十倍 1241 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,115 我要去上课了 1242 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,269 下次再跟你讲 1243 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,235 一拜拜 一拜拜 1244 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:52,916 好巧哟 1245 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,512 你怎么在这儿 1246 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,593 你喷到我了啦 1247 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:15,196 好 1248 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,313 还是当年那个好味道啊 1249 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:22,037 这海胆死在蛋蛋的怀里 1250 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,157 死得真的是心甘情愿啦 1251 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:27,155 好啦 1252 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,634 既然她这么有诚意 1253 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,629 告诉她 1254 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:35,431 只要她愿意来我面前说对不起 1255 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,192 我就让她回来 1256 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,718 你们两个都有毛病耶 1257 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:40,791 蛤？! 1258 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,355 为了这么一点点小事 1259 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,316 竟然可以冷战十六年耶 1260 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,072 不过是不经意在她面前 1261 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,435 讲说夜市的炒面比较好吃 1262 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,556 她可以直接翻脸抓狂十六年 1263 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,595 这不是中邪喔 1264 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:53,669 谁对谁不对 1265 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,591 就算是你老婆错好了 1266 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,192 你是人家老公 1267 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,033 假装是自己的错 1268 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,632 又没有什么了不起 1269 01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:01,959 说对不起会死喔 1270 01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,154 要我跟女人说对不起 1271 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:03,910 我暴哥呢 1272 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,399 我黑社会呢 1273 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,834 拍了几部片就自以为是黑社会喔 1274 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,795 黑社会又怎样 1275 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,109 不用尿尿 反正你就是不敢啦 1276 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,150 我黑社会 1277 01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:15,195 我有什么事情不敢 1278 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:17,668 你根本就是不敢跟自己的老婆道歉啦 1279 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:18,874 你的老婆 1280 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,393 自己一个人开一间洗衣店 1281 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,834 孤孤单单十六年耶 1282 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,319 你这不负责任的男人 1283 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:26,276 跟人家学什么黑社会啊 1284 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:27,998 你最烂了啦你 1285 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:28,989 妳敢说我烂 1286 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,194 不然妳是什么东西 1287 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:30,996 阿拓 1288 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,230 这种疯女人你要追她喔 1289 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,231 莫名其妙哇勒国民学校 1290 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,310 搞什么东西哇勒乱七八糟的 1291 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,197 我等十六年是怎样 1292 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,428 阿拓 你要是追她 1293 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,953 你要等三十六年啦 1294 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,710 海胆死在蛋蛋里死你阿妈 1295 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,948 屎就放心中啦 1296 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,437 到底怎么变的啦 1297 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:01,432 因为 我很喜欢妳啊 1298 01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,794 你终于肯毕业了 1299 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,395 七年啦 终于可以跟大白菜道别了 1300 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:34,437 好畦 晚上一起丢白菜 1301 01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:35,873 我存够钱去非洲了耶 1302 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:37,199 妳要不要跟我一起去 1303 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,633 白痴喔 1304 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,198 我又没有护照 1305 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:41,235 又没关系 1306 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:42,958 而且谁要跟你一起去非洲啊 1307 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,996 好啦 晚上去载妳 1308 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,592 好啦…拜拜 1309 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,270 我们很久以前聊过 1310 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,316 那些跟你一起进来的女孩 1311 01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:07,753 都不是你的女朋友对吧 1312 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:12,070 那 在那之后 1313 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:15,117 你还是跟很多不同的女孩子约会 1314 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,315 但都没有真正的定下来 1315 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,075 可以问你 1316 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:19,830 嗯 1317 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,594 你是同性恋吗 1318 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,911 是也是很好 1319 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,431 但我不是 1320 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,398 那你心目中理想的女孩是什么样子啊 1321 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,038 标准一定很严苛吼 1322 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:41,834 等一个人 1323 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,233 这个世界上 1324 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:46,629 每个人都在等一个人 1325 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:51,232 那你在等什么样的人 1326 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,998 我一直都在等 1327 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,677 像妳这样的女孩出现 1328 01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,555 李思萤 1329 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,718 还不赶快帮我卸货 1330 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:04,358 妳真的把我当男的啊 1331 01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:05,076 喔 1332 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,076 原来他一直都在等 1333 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,150 像我这样的女孩耶 1334 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,675 算了 不要看电影好了 1335 01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:30,114 怎么了 1336 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,553 我跟你说 1337 01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:35,834 前两天那个男生 1338 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,273 跟我告白耶 1339 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:40,795 真的 我就说妳一定行的 1340 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:42,836 但好像是 1341 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,796 又好像不是耶 1342 01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:47,549 我整个人就是被雷打到一样 1343 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,713 后来阿不思就叫我去做事情啊 1344 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:52,358 等我一忙完 1345 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,590 才发现他已经先离开了 1346 01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:56,593 不过幸好 1347 01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,192 他有先走 1348 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,953 不然 我一定不知道该怎么办才好 1349 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,919 妳一直都很喜欢他 1350 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:03,830 他跟妳告白 1351 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,239 妳就答应就好了 1352 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:07,754 其实 从上午到现在 1353 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,354 我都没有办法思考别的事情耶 1354 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,874 一想到他跟我告白 1355 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,029 我就紧张到没有办法思考 1356 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:17,634 蛤？! 1357 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,312 我完全听不懂钦 1358 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,038 如果妳现在跟我告白的话 1359 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:23,679 我一定开心的马上说好 1360 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,318 我又不会跟你告白 1361 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:32,989 靠腰 阿拓 1362 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,115 你真的在喔 1363 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,155 出事情了 快走 1364 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,070 蛤？! 1365 01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:37,559 我是思萤啦 1366 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,118 思萤妳也在啊 1367 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,512 好 妳现在听仔细 1368 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:43,988 卖爱心笔那群小屁孩要过去砍我 1369 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,035 你们赶快离开 1370 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:45,836 快走啦 1371 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:50,752 惨了啦 1372 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,113 外面有人要砍暴哥 1373 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,075 闪 这边 1374 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,274 快点 1375 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:55,430 快 1376 01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:58,232 快点 1377 01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:01,237 人呢 1378 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:02,835 那边 1379 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,236 你们搞错人了 1380 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:32,229 思萤 1381 01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:33,309 妳有没有怎样 1382 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:34,870 阿拓 1383 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:37,829 铁头功 1384 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,558 不是练假的 1385 01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:56,914 小心 1386 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,349 妳拿刀 我拿菜 1387 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,157 我们两个一起冲出去 1388 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,829 我的背交给妳 1389 01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,353 没问题吧 1390 01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,271 你才要顾好我的背啦 1391 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,719 铁头功是吧 1392 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,231 铁头功啊 1393 01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,679 狼牙棒 1394 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,749 暴哥 1395 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,949 江湖 1396 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:34,795 两个字 1397 01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,279 一个字江 1398 01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:40,071 一个字湖 1399 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:46,872 是不是这样说 1400 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:50,990 阿拓 带思萤走 1401 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:51,830 走 1402 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,640 哪有人用狼牙棒的啦 1403 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:20,231 刺刺的 1404 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:21,912 暴哥小心 1405 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,638 妳听到风声 1406 01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,313 特地赶来救我 1407 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:44,871 刚好路过 1408 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,189 老婆 1409 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,713 没有说对不起 1410 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,517 就不要叫我老婆 1411 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:06,509 对不起 1412 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:10,875 老婆 1413 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,195 妳炒的面 1414 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:18,515 真的很好吃 1415 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,875 一直都很好吃 1416 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,230 我早就知道 1417 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,748 我还以为会带那些老骨头来 1418 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,671 没想到只有两个 1419 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,149 好甜蜜 1420 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,069 我是觉得 1421 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,036 有一点恶心 1422 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,758 哪会啊 1423 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:33,438 后来我才知道 1424 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:34,916 暴哥每次看电影 1425 01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:36,717 都哭的那么伤心 1426 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,836 其实不是因为电影很感人 1427 01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:40,876 因为真的超级不感人 1428 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:43,271 暴哥哭 1429 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:44,918 是因为 1430 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,558 他很想念 1431 01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,118 很想念他的老婆 1432 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,075 暴哥跟金刀婶 1433 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,672 终于都等到了 1434 01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,159 他们的那一个人 1435 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:19,595 好了 1436 01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,591 包得好丑 1437 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:25,115 你这个人可不可以分清楚 1438 01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,314 什么是内心话 1439 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:27,878 什么是表面话啊 1440 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:28,596 蛤？! 1441 01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:31,830 就算你觉得我包得很丑好了 1442 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,671 你也假装一下 要说 1443 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,511 什么包得很好啊 1444 01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:37,829 包得很漂亮之类的嘛 1445 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,353 我很感动 1446 01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:42,352 但是真的包得很丑钦 1447 01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:54,032 刚刚谢谢 1448 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:54,756 蛤？! 1449 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:57,436 你的铁头功 1450 01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,156 很帅 1451 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:04,317 我就知道 我的铁头功 1452 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,673 一定不会白练的 1453 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:06,590 一定 1454 01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:08,675 你真好 1455 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:12,029 每次做一些狗屁不通的事情 1456 01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:14,998 最后都可以想出一个很了不起的答案 1457 01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:16,670 才不像我 1458 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:17,954 不像你 1459 01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:19,313 而且 1460 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:20,799 就算你要出国流浪 1461 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,153 这么重要的事情 1462 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,037 你都不需要事先计画 1463 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:27,191 在旅行中会遇到什么样的人 1464 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,952 碰到什么样的事情 1465 01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:31,996 你完全都不知道 1466 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,870 但是你还是勇敢的去做 1467 01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:37,513 哪像我 1468 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,951 平常都没有什么梦想 1469 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,752 比普通还普通 1470 01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:45,113 妳不是梦想 1471 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,156 要跟那个男生在一起吗 1472 01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:52,112 不过那不是梦想 1473 01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:53,839 是做梦 1474 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:55,914 妳一点也不普通啊 1475 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:58,035 如果 1476 01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,314 我要跟别人介绍 1477 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:00,799 我最好的朋友 1478 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:02,719 我会说 1479 01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:03,948 我认识了一个 1480 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:05,791 很有勇气的女生 1481 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,392 她叫思萤 1482 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:08,958 思念的思 1483 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,712 萤火虫的萤 1484 01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,199 她不但救过我 1485 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:13,633 还骂过爱心笔 1486 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,232 甚至还骂过暴哥 1487 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:19,230 如果我突然被一群王八蛋拿刀围攻的话 1488 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:21,037 我会希望 1489 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:22,951 跟我一起并肩作战的 1490 01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:25,199 是这个叫思萤的女生 1491 01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:30,389 天啊 1492 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,754 哪有男生把眼睛闭上的 1493 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,950 天啊…我在干嘛 1494 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,229 天啊 1495 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:53,709 对不起 1496 01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:56,999 要跟它说再见了啦 1497 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,433 你还有什么话要跟它说 1498 01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:03,715 大白菜再见喽 1499 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,071 虽然一开始你很烦 1500 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,389 超烦 1501 01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:11,913 让我超丢脸的 1502 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,633 但是后来我们一起经历过很多很好玩的事 1503 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:21,157 不知道从什么时候开始 1504 01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:24,557 你已经不是一坨大白菜了 1505 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:27,193 而是一坨 1506 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,831 很好的大白菜 1507 01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:32,114 我会永远记住 1508 01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,872 和你在一起的时光 1509 01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:37,999 大白菜 1510 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:39,635 再见了 1511 01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:48,589 再见 1512 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,149 大白菜 1513 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,230 希望你被大鲸鱼吃掉 1514 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:00,676 希望你被海豚吃掉 1515 01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,912 希望你被大章鱼吃掉 1516 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:06,512 被大白鲨吃掉 1517 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:08,711 被大水母吃掉 1518 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:13,237 对 被大水母吃掉 1519 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:19,835 这几个月 1520 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,671 你一直对它喷防腐剂 1521 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:23,636 会不会大鲸鱼吃掉就 1522 01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:25,075 对吼 1523 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,875 一白菜一大白菜 等一下 1524 01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:28,517 大白菜 1525 01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:29,748 白菜快回来 1526 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,591 小心啊 阿拓 1527 01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:54,076 思萤 1528 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:58,832 我原本以为 1529 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:00,190 我可以很大方的 1530 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,156 祝福妳跟那个男生 1531 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:04,429 可是 1532 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:06,911 不知道为什么 1533 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:08,679 我觉得心里好闷 1534 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:10,992 好像快要死掉一样 1535 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:15,074 其实我也蛮好的啊 1536 01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:18,439 我知道你很好啊 1537 01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:22,236 我很认真工作 1538 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,711 又会炒好吃的面 1539 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:26,633 头又很硬 1540 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:28,870 我知道你头很硬 1541 01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:30,154 又会讲笑话 1542 01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:31,275 又不好笑 1543 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,269 更厉害的是 1544 01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:33,713 我还可以一直变出烤香肠 1545 01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:34,835 阿拓 1546 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:42,350 如果 1547 01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:44,433 后来妳发现 1548 01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:46,953 那个男生 1549 01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:48,916 没有妳想象中那么好的话 1550 01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,632 妳也可以考虑一下我 1551 01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:28,111 等你回来台湾 1552 01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:30,270 一定要告诉我香肠藏在哪里 1553 01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:32,514 原来 1554 01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:35,558 妳真的没有喜欢我 1555 01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:44,839 现在我的心里 1556 01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:46,637 好像比较不会比较闷闷的了 1557 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,555 我好怕 1558 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,073 其实妳也喜欢我 1559 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:51,559 但是不敢跟我告白 1560 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:54,635 不然我明天就要出国了 1561 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:57,029 留妳一个人在台湾孤孤单单的想我 1562 01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:58,596 不就太可怜了 1563 01:28:58,600 --> 01:28:59,749 神经 1564 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,598 那你们俩个在一起以后 1565 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:06,999 一定要开开心心的 1566 01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:09,679 那我祝你 1567 01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:12,152 在国外流浪的时候 1568 01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:13,593 可以遇到一个 1569 01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:15,511 让你摸出一碗豆花的女生 1570 01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:17,435 好啊 1571 01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:18,509 好啦 1572 01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:19,635 我要睡了 1573 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,233 要开开心心的哦 1574 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:27,995 晚安 1575 01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:30,958 要快快乐乐哦 1576 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:32,594 晚安 1577 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:34,793 要想我哦 1578 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,958 我成功了耶 1579 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:16,797 李思萤 1580 01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:19,633 再见 1581 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:23,357 那个头上会冒豆花的女生 1582 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,349 虽然我不知道妳在哪里 1583 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:28,268 可是 1584 01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:30,950 我就要去找妳了 1585 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:35,555 我要去找妳了 1586 01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:42,949 嗨 1587 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:45,596 嗯 1588 01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:49,111 上次你跟我说的事情 1589 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,269 我想了一下 1590 01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:51,349 今天 1591 01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:53,952 是一个很特别的日子 1592 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:55,955 蛤？! 1593 01:31:57,760 --> 01:31:58,988 我说过 1594 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,359 我一直在等 1595 01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:03,032 像妳这样的女孩出现 1596 01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:13,629 像我这样的女孩 1597 01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:20,238 妳相信天使吗 1598 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:22,230 蛤？! 1599 01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:24,668 如果有一天 1600 01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:26,591 妳遇到了一个天使 1601 01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:28,917 天使给妳一个愿望的额度 1602 01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,191 妳会许什么愿望 1603 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:36,953 我希望 1604 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,551 我有向我喜欢的人 1605 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,959 告白的勇气 1606 01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:51,155 好 1607 01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:53,113 没问题了 1608 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:56,189 妳可以向妳喜欢的人告白了 1609 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,079 我喜欢你 1610 01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:06,751 其实我会来这里打工 1611 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:08,079 是因为你 1612 01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:12,639 你好像常常来这家咖啡厅 1613 01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:15,950 所以 只要我在这里工作 1614 01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:17,871 就可以常常看到你 1615 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:21,876 不过 虽然我喜欢你 1616 01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:24,670 但我好像连你名字都没有问过你 1617 01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:29,349 不过 这些都没有关系啦 1618 01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:31,396 你叫什么名字都不重要 1619 01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:33,834 我只是有点不知所措 1620 01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:36,951 不知所措什么 1621 01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:41,869 我知道我为什么喜欢你 1622 01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:43,755 但 1623 01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:47,076 我不知道你为什么会喜欢我 1624 01:33:48,160 --> 01:33:50,116 我又没有什么特别的地方 1625 01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:51,717 也没有那些 1626 01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:54,393 跟你一起进来的女生那么漂亮 1627 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:56,590 所以 1628 01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:01,151 你跟我说你喜欢我 1629 01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:03,915 我不知道你是不是在跟我开玩笑 1630 01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:10,715 我 1631 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:14,350 是说我一直在等 1632 01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:17,396 像妳这样的女孩出现 1633 01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:22,317 所以你不是喜欢我 1634 01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:24,549 我 1635 01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:26,997 已经有一个很喜欢的女孩了 1636 01:34:32,440 --> 01:34:34,556 我从小就很喜欢她 1637 01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:37,671 虽然她的脾气很坏 1638 01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:39,639 很任性 1639 01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:44,551 想做什么就做什么 1640 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:48,833 但只要她愿意笑 1641 01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,596 她就是全世界最美的女孩 1642 01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:55,678 她很喜欢吃卤蛋 1643 01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:57,432 自己的吃不够 1644 01:34:57,440 --> 01:34:59,670 就喜欢把我的戳去吃 1645 01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:04,120 我只希望她吃我的卤蛋就好 1646 01:35:04,120 --> 01:35:05,792 不要吃其他人的 1647 01:35:07,280 --> 01:35:09,510 她很喜欢闻咖啡的味道 1648 01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,231 可是她的胃不好 1649 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:13,719 一滴都不能喝 1650 01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:19,068 所以 我花费了好多的时间研究 1651 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,833 才调配出唯一适合她的 1652 01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:25,072 老板娘特调 1653 01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:31,912 你 你是 1654 01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:36,433 我一直在等 1655 01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:38,237 可以看见我的女孩 1656 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:40,549 出现 1657 01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:47,954 看见 1658 01:35:54,440 --> 01:35:56,908 只有经历过生死边缘的人 1659 01:35:56,920 --> 01:35:59,070 才有机会在命运的缝隙中 1660 01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:00,877 看见天使 1661 01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:02,875 尤其 1662 01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:06,118 妳意外的捡到我用过的笔记本 1663 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,710 打开我们相遇的缘分 1664 01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:20,038 嗨 1665 01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:24,392 可以给我一杯热水吗 1666 01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:25,435 好啊 1667 01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:27,192 你等我一下喔 1668 01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:33,558 妳都已经来一个月了 1669 01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:35,039 怎么会那么魂不守舍的 1670 01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:39,358 我们做什么都在一起 1671 01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:41,549 虽然 1672 01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,236 她也喜欢过别的男生 1673 01:36:46,440 --> 01:36:48,590 那是我人生中 1674 01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:50,192 最难过的一段日子 1675 01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:52,915 你要知道 1676 01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:55,718 你喜欢的人 整天在你耳边 1677 01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:57,836 一直说别人 有多喜欢她 1678 01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:59,717 她有多喜欢别人 1679 01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:02,152 是多么痛苦的事 1680 01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:05,957 但是我很幸运 1681 01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:08,152 我很幸运的 1682 01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:10,037 遇到一颗不长眼的子弹 1683 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,798 能够向她证明 1684 01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:16,231 我能够保护她一辈子 1685 01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:19,954 我会 1686 01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:22,798 很努力的 1687 01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:38,553 等一个人咖啡 1688 01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:40,278 喂 我找思萤 1689 01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:41,710 她疯了 1690 01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:46,228 疯了 1691 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,792 我很喜欢她 1692 01:37:50,280 --> 01:37:51,679 喜欢到 1693 01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:55,433 舍不得看到她为我哭泣 1694 01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:56,793 为我难过 1695 01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:59,711 我希望她可以放下我 1696 01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:03,235 重新看看这个世界 1697 01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:06,798 她可以遇到一个为她挡子弹的人 1698 01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:09,072 也一定还会 1699 01:38:09,080 --> 01:38:09,717 遇见 1700 01:38:10,800 --> 01:38:12,552 下一个同样幸运的男人 1701 01:38:17,360 --> 01:38:19,351 她的眼泪太任性了 1702 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,911 让我放心不下她 1703 01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:24,950 我希望她永远 1704 01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:27,996 都不要再为我掉眼泪了 1705 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:32,076 超感人的啦 1706 01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:36,709 妳说 1707 01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:39,519 妳喜欢我 1708 01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:41,033 不要再提了 1709 01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:42,598 好丢脸 1710 01:38:42,600 --> 01:38:44,397 妳说说看 1711 01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:45,753 妳喜欢我什么 1712 01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:48,989 我 1713 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,032 我喜欢你 1714 01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:56,111 总是笑笑的 1715 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:57,633 还有 1716 01:38:58,960 --> 01:38:59,870 还有 1717 01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:02,951 还有很帅啊 1718 01:39:04,880 --> 01:39:08,395 对很多事情都有一套自己的看法 1719 01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:12,233 就像那个黑道电影 1720 01:39:12,680 --> 01:39:15,877 你也可以说出一些奇奇怪怪的论点 1721 01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:19,511 感觉很厉害 1722 01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:23,794 看起来很粗心 1723 01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:26,991 其实很贴心 1724 01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:31,394 不会随便批评别人 1725 01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:36,318 相处起来很轻松很自在 1726 01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:40,152 没有什么内心话 1727 01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:42,037 想说什么就说什么 1728 01:39:43,520 --> 01:39:45,272 妳说的那个人 1729 01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:47,113 好像不是我 1730 01:39:49,320 --> 01:39:52,073 我最喜欢你奋不顾身的帮我挡住公车 1731 01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:53,513 救我一命了 1732 01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:56,110 公车司机看不到我 1733 01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,997 我要怎么奋不顾身 1734 01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:59,638 帮妳挡下公车啊 1735 01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:04,638 那天挡下公车的人 1736 01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:07,200 好像是一个穿着比基尼的变态 1737 01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:26,351 而我 只是趁机把妳拉起来而已 1738 01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:39,037 怎么会这样 1739 01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:48,237 我好怕 再也遇不到一个 1740 01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:52,238 能够为我挡住一把刀的男生 1741 01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:08,555 不对啊 1742 01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:10,758 为什么阿拓 1743 01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:12,955 阿拓也能看见你 1744 01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:14,552 真奇怪对吧 1745 01:41:56,600 --> 01:41:57,316 是妳 1746 01:41:57,840 --> 01:41:59,558 阿土学长 1747 01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:06,156 爱情 1748 01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:09,236 需要的巧合 1749 01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:12,036 比妳想象中的还多 1750 01:42:34,680 --> 01:42:36,033 每一个人 1751 01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:38,672 都在等一个人 1752 01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:41,633 等待一个 1753 01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:44,549 能够看见妳与众不同的 1754 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:46,919 那一个人 1755 01:43:39,520 --> 01:43:40,839 小姐 1756 01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:25,558 有好吃吗 1757 01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:30,395 有 1758 01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:33,992 还是热的 1759 01:44:50,240 --> 01:44:53,312 你一个人跑到全世界去玩 1760 01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:56,312 留我一个人孤孤单单的在台湾 1761 01:44:57,560 --> 01:44:59,710 我好可怜喔 1762 01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:01,955 阿拓 1763 01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:05,870 你快点给我回来 1764 01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:12,355 轮到妳 1765 01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:15,511 帮我做一件事 1766 01:47:17,800 --> 01:47:19,074 那一天 1767 01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:22,630 是等一个人咖啡店 1768 01:47:23,680 --> 01:47:25,238 开张的日子 1769 01:47:26,320 --> 01:47:28,038 妳一定很开心 1770 01:47:29,040 --> 01:47:30,359 看妳整天 1771 01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:36,192 一直笑… 1772 01:47:37,440 --> 01:47:39,431 就知道了 1773 01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:41,959 其实 1774 01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:46,629 我从小到大 没有什么梦想 1775 01:47:47,640 --> 01:47:50,279 也没有什么特别想做的事 1776 01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:54,393 但自从妳吃了我的卤蛋之后 1777 01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:56,228 我就发现 1778 01:47:57,440 --> 01:47:59,078 妳的笑容 1779 01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:02,638 是我这辈子最想得到的宝藏 1780 01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:07,830 我愿意拿我所有的一切 1781 01:48:07,840 --> 01:48:09,273 来交换 1782 01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:13,997 无论如何 1783 01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:17,877 让我再一次看看 1784 01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,192 看看妳的笑 1785 01:48:34,560 --> 01:48:36,039 对不起 1786 01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:39,276 我最大的遗憾 1787 01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:41,952 是没有缘分 1788 01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:43,598 跟妳一起变老 1789 01:49:43,760 --> 01:49:44,954 不哭了 1790 01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:47,553 不哭了 1791 01:49:48,560 --> 01:49:50,391 我们都不要哭 1792 01:49:52,600 --> 01:49:54,113 我们一起 1793 01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:56,318 开开心心 1794 01:50:41,040 --> 01:50:42,359 太棒了 1795 01:50:44,000 --> 01:50:45,115 真的太棒了 1796 01:51:07,520 --> 01:51:08,839 阿拓走了 1797 01:51:09,280 --> 01:51:10,793 又好像没有走 1798 01:51:11,560 --> 01:51:13,039 跟他有关的一切 1799 01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:15,875 都继续留在我的生命里 1800 01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:26,914 暴哥和金刀婶和好之后 1801 01:51:26,920 --> 01:51:30,230 海鲜店终于有了炒面之外的东西 1802 01:51:30,840 --> 01:51:33,559 边用啦 边听听看她怎么说啦 1803 01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:36,393 不管怎样你上人家大嫂就有错 1804 01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:37,719 还有你啦 1805 01:51:37,720 --> 01:51:39,756 把人家房子给烧了会不会太超过 1806 01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:41,113 还烧到隔壁 1807 01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:42,030 你今天带这么多人 1808 01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:42,995 来这个大小声的 1809 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:43,830 其实是心虚吧 1810 01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:56,350 比赛正式开始 1811 01:51:56,360 --> 01:51:57,588 三 1812 01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:58,828 二 1813 01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:00,068 一 1814 01:52:01,240 --> 01:52:02,116 阿珠呢 1815 01:52:02,560 --> 01:52:04,073 终于如愿以偿 1816 01:52:04,080 --> 01:52:05,229 代表铁头社 1817 01:52:05,240 --> 01:52:06,673 赢了空手道社 1818 01:52:07,880 --> 01:52:10,314 不过 阿珠最开心的 1819 01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:13,393 并不是用她的头赢了空手道 1820 01:52:13,400 --> 01:52:14,230 而是 1821 01:52:15,040 --> 01:52:16,951 创社社长 1822 01:52:16,960 --> 01:52:18,313 她终于也等到了那一个人 1823 01:52:18,320 --> 01:52:19,230 恭喜妳了 1824 01:52:26,880 --> 01:52:28,029 所以啊 1825 01:52:28,520 --> 01:52:31,557 这个世界上的爱情真是无奇不有呢 1826 01:52:32,600 --> 01:52:34,955 离开的人不只阿拓 1827 01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:38,032 就连老板娘也跑到全世界去玩 1828 01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:41,919 看着一张张寄回等一个人咖啡的明信片 1829 01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:44,195 老板娘笑得好开心 1830 01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:45,872 我们都超感动的呢 1831 01:52:46,880 --> 01:52:48,438 还记得吗 1832 01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:51,159 我可没有忘记那篇应该完成的小说 1833 01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:53,757 老板跟老板娘 1834 01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:57,036 还有暴哥 金刀婶之间发生的故事 1835 01:52:57,040 --> 01:52:59,110 通通都写在网路上 1836 01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:01,031 这个故事就叫 1837 01:53:01,040 --> 01:53:02,632 等一个人咖啡 1838 01:53:02,640 --> 01:53:05,837 你们有没有听说上学期最新的校园不可思议 1839 01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:06,909 怎样 什么... 1840 01:53:06,920 --> 01:53:08,433 是不是那匹马已经找到了 1841 01:53:08,440 --> 01:53:09,509 不是那匹马 1842 01:53:09,520 --> 01:53:11,909 那匹马不知道为什么已经消失了一阵子 1843 01:53:11,920 --> 01:53:14,229 现在最新的校园传说就是 1844 01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:17,277 听说我们学校出了两个武功高手 1845 01:53:17,280 --> 01:53:18,599 一谁啊一用什么武器啊 1846 01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:20,272 他们一个用刀一个用头 1847 01:53:20,280 --> 01:53:21,110 两个人呢 1848 01:53:21,120 --> 01:53:23,873 就把整个爱心笔集团给干掉了 1849 01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:25,632 现在方圆十公里内 1850 01:53:25,640 --> 01:53:28,438 没有人敢在出来卖那唬烂爱心笔 1851 01:53:28,440 --> 01:53:29,634 太强了啦 1852 01:53:29,640 --> 01:53:31,278 用头真的假的 1853 01:53:31,280 --> 01:53:32,508 当然是真的 1854 01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:33,919 唬烂的吧 1855 01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:46,876 是中邪喔 1856 01:53:46,880 --> 01:53:48,233 嗨 大家 1857 01:53:48,240 --> 01:53:49,912 好久不见 1858 01:54:31,120 --> 01:54:31,791 阿拓 1859 01:54:32,520 --> 01:54:34,556 这是专门为你做的 1860 01:54:34,560 --> 01:54:36,949 香肠豆花特调 1861 01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:40,398 阿拓 去 1862 01:54:55,240 --> 01:54:57,151 一年前 1863 01:54:59,520 --> 01:55:01,033 妳不要不开心了 1864 01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:03,508 阿拓学长又不是都不回来 1865 01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:05,718 就很想他嘛 1866 01:55:12,000 --> 01:55:13,911 这个超好吃的 1867 01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:17,273 好甜喔 1868 01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:19,111 这个白菜太好吃 1869 01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:20,314 真的好入味 1870 01:55:20,320 --> 01:55:23,551 我从来没有吃过这么好吃的白菜 1871 01:55:24,160 --> 01:55:26,515 真的 1872 01:55:26,520 --> 01:55:27,839 神经病呀妳 1873 01:55:39,520 --> 01:55:40,396 喝什么 1874 01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:41,276 意义是什么东西 1875 01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:43,111 老子只听过义气 1876 01:55:49,520 --> 01:55:50,839 嘿 妳好 1877 01:55:50,840 --> 01:55:51,636 喝什么 1878 01:55:51,640 --> 01:55:52,868 我要一杯 马拉桑 1879 01:55:52,880 --> 01:55:55,235 千年传统全新感受 1880 01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:00,869 喝什么 1881 01:56:00,880 --> 01:56:02,518 我要一杯鸡排英雄 1882 01:56:10,080 --> 01:56:10,830 喝什么 1883 01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:12,592 我要点一杯 1884 01:56:12,600 --> 01:56:15,876 金骂没ㄤ 金骂没ㄤ啦 1885 01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:30,632 金骂没ㄤ 1886 01:56:33,360 --> 01:56:34,873 妳现在有没有女朋友 1887 01:56:35,280 --> 01:56:37,157 妳可以选择我 1888 01:56:37,160 --> 01:56:39,355 金骂没ㄤ 1889 01:56:42,760 --> 01:56:43,954 喝什么 1890 01:56:45,920 --> 01:56:46,432 我要一杯 1891 01:56:46,440 --> 01:56:48,908 那些年，我们一起追的女孩 1892 01:56:50,800 --> 01:56:52,153 怎么又是你 1893 01:56:52,720 --> 01:56:55,837 因为 我拍的电影都破亿啊 1894 01:56:55,840 --> 01:56:57,319 出去 1895 01:56:57,320 --> 01:56:59,038 要不要看魔术 1896 01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:14,196 喝什么 1897 01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:18,751 我要一杯小龙女… 1898 01:57:20,800 --> 01:57:22,313 我们只剩这个 1899 01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:28,958 那有酱油吗 1900 01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:31,310 没有 115130

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