All language subtitles for A Touch of Genie (1975) en

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[SPEAKER_09]: little pause...
and we are back.

[SPEAKER_09]: A little

[SPEAKER_09]: pause...

and we are back.

[SPEAKER_09]: A little pause...
and we are back.

[SPEAKER_09]: A little pause...
and we are back.

[SPEAKER_09]: A little pause...
and we are back.

[SPEAKER_04]: How much is this?

[SPEAKER_04]: That's $35.

[SPEAKER_04]: This one?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's
$31, but it's solid silver.

[SPEAKER_08]: The $31
I could buy to Holy Grail.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it's you, Irv.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, Melvin,
did I see a flick last night.

[SPEAKER_14]: You
see, Tina Russell is this.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I seen it, I seen it.

[SPEAKER_14]: You didn't tell me.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I ain't seen you.

[SPEAKER_14]: But I saw you yesterday.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, you
took a two-hour lunch again.

[SPEAKER_14]: What did
you think of the picture?

[SPEAKER_14]: It was good.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, in that dream sequence.

[SPEAKER_14]: When
Tina's sister and her husband

take off her clothes
and put the boots to her.

[SPEAKER_14]: Especially, especially
when they remove her undergarments.

[SPEAKER_14]: And the sister warms her
up while the guy gets his schmuck ready.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wait a
second, I only got one.

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't
know you were coming.

[SPEAKER_14]: I had breakfast already.

[SPEAKER_14]: Look.

[SPEAKER_14]: How pink.

[SPEAKER_14]: How nice.

[SPEAKER_14]: Looks like Tina Russell's
before the guy poked in his schmuck.

[SPEAKER_14]: Ahhhh!

[SPEAKER_14]: Looks good enough to eat.

[SPEAKER_07]: Aren't you gonna eat it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: After I finish dusting.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, uh, yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: That was
an interesting motion

picture from a purely
intellectual standpoint.

[SPEAKER_14]: Also very horny.

[SPEAKER_14]: Last night when
I got home I crept up the stairs.

[SPEAKER_14]: Nice.

[SPEAKER_14]: Debbie was in bed reading.

[SPEAKER_14]: The first
words out of her mouth, Irving.

[SPEAKER_14]: Don't stop.

[SPEAKER_14]: Don't start already.

[SPEAKER_14]: Today was
my day at the hairdresser's.

[SPEAKER_04]: I may even write a book.

[SPEAKER_04]: Pornography and film.

[SPEAKER_04]: An intellectual study.

[SPEAKER_04]: The impact on modern man.

[SPEAKER_14]: We spent
the whole night under a tent.

[SPEAKER_14]: A tent with
a throbbing center pole.

[SPEAKER_14]: Next time I'll
bring my raincoat to the theater.

[SPEAKER_14]: Wear it in my
lap like all them other guys.

[SPEAKER_14]: That'll show her.

[SPEAKER_14]: It'll show her.

[SPEAKER_14]: You see
how she'll like sleeping under

a tent with a chronically
collapsed center pole.

[SPEAKER_14]: Don't tell me
such movies don't turn you on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Me?

[SPEAKER_02]: With all the action I get.

[SPEAKER_14]: So?

[SPEAKER_14]: So what
did you do last night?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, last night it was...
[SPEAKER_04]: It was June Madigan.

[SPEAKER_04]: Again?

[SPEAKER_04]: June Madigan?

[SPEAKER_04]: That the curva
you picked up at the hopscotch bar?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: June Madigan.

[SPEAKER_04]: The pretty young
housewife from East 73rd Street.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, the one with the
handsome, scrapping steelworker husband.

[SPEAKER_14]: The one who's
irresistibly attractive to me.

[SPEAKER_14]: Married
women are always dangerous.

[SPEAKER_14]: What if that gory, that
steelworker should drop in unexpectedly?

[SPEAKER_14]: A chance that must be taken.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: So his disability
pension would take care of him?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm a
coiled cobra when I'm surprised.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway,
like I told you before...

[SPEAKER_04]: June has been dying to get
me and her together with her friend Agnes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now the three of
us in one bed together, you know?

[SPEAKER_04]: So, last night...

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Agnes'
husband was out bowling and...

[SPEAKER_09]: Cheers.

[SPEAKER_14]: So, who's
watching the dry goods?

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I just
stopped in for a minute, Mrs.

Finkelfarb, to see
how Melvin was doing.

[SPEAKER_10]: You had any customers yet?

[SPEAKER_04]: Mom, I don't start already.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, from
this you earn a living.

[SPEAKER_10]: Buying
dreck and selling haza rye.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mom, I do a good business.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, not a
good business, but a good business.

[SPEAKER_10]: For this?

[SPEAKER_10]: For this you gave up college?

[SPEAKER_10]: Two more years and
you would have been an accountant.

[SPEAKER_04]: Ma, I don't
want to be an accountant.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, you want
to buy dreck and sell haza rye.

[SPEAKER_04]: Look, buying dreck
and selling haza rye, well, it gives

me the few pennies I need and
the time I need to become a writer.

[SPEAKER_10]: A writer.

[SPEAKER_10]: A writer he wants to become.

[SPEAKER_10]: At a time when
people are only reading dirty books

like Poison Roy's Complaint
and the Charlie Chaplin Report.

[SPEAKER_10]: Ah, you've got a customer.

[SPEAKER_10]: Customers, huh?

[SPEAKER_10]: They've
got long hair, patched blue

jeans, and holes in their
undergarments, I betcha.

[SPEAKER_10]: And the one
with the beard is a boy, I hope?

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, Melvin,
take care of your customers.

[SPEAKER_10]: Dinner will be waiting.

[SPEAKER_09]: Alright.

OK.

Could you put this over there?

OK, that full and all of it.

Er, anyway, um... Pajamas.

Oh, the damn when you left them then.

Now I see.

Well, good luck, Ma.

Come on, now!

Shoo, come on!

C'mon!

Well, overall, I'm glad
I found enough room.

A little pause... and we are back.

[SPEAKER_09]: A little pause...
and we are back.

[SPEAKER_06]: A nurse, send in Mrs. Finch.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mrs. Dahlgren and Mrs.
Carpenter are also waiting.

[SPEAKER_06]: There'll be no waiting here.

[SPEAKER_06]: We have three beds.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, we have three
examination tables working at all times.

[SPEAKER_06]: Tell them
to get undressed also.

Oh.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh,
doctor, what an instrument.

[SPEAKER_10]: May I examine it?

[SPEAKER_10]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, pardon me, madam.

[SPEAKER_06]: I have other
patients who I must care...

[SPEAKER_06]: I have other
patients who I must care to.

[SPEAKER_09]: Doctor, hurry back.

[SPEAKER_06]: And what seems to
be your problem, Mrs. Carpenter?

[SPEAKER_05]: It's just that my
little thing runs and oozes all the time.

[SPEAKER_05]: Especially
when I think about you one day.

[SPEAKER_06]: Got some leaky plumbing, eh?

[SPEAKER_06]: Here,
let me plug in the hole.

[SPEAKER_06]: Temporary packing, of course.

[SPEAKER_07]: Pardon me, Mrs. Carpenter.

[SPEAKER_07]: But wait a minute!

[SPEAKER_04]: So, you
got winky plumbing, eh?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let me plug the hole.

[SPEAKER_04]: Temporary packing, of course.

Grrrrrr...

[SPEAKER_11]: Master, Read your wishes.

[SPEAKER_11]: You have five wishes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, gee, I always
thought three wishes was the standard.

[SPEAKER_11]: That was years ago
when three wishes went someplace.

[SPEAKER_11]: There's
been inflation, you know.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I'm waiting, Master,
to grant you the first of your wishes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, wait a minute then.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't rush me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, a guy
can't have the responsibility

of five wishes being pushed
off on him just like that.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, kind and gentle Master.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sorry, Master.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, just
because I'm a kind and

gentle Master, well,
don't get the idea I'm easy.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm
standing patiently, Master.

[SPEAKER_11]: Awaiting your first wish.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm thinking.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, how come
you came out of that jar like that?

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, poof.

[SPEAKER_11]: Five hundred
years ago, Abdul al-Rashid

the Sorcerer condemned
me to imprisonment in that jar.

[SPEAKER_11]: I could only be free to serve
a Master who rubbed the inside of my jar.

[SPEAKER_11]: You succeeded
in rubbing the inside of my jar.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, look, I
don't want you telling people

how I succeeded in
rubbing the inside of your jar.

[SPEAKER_04]: As you wish, Master.

[SPEAKER_04]: Quick, hide.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where?

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyplace.

[SPEAKER_04]: Get back in your bottle.

[SPEAKER_11]: I can't on such short notice.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's a big deal.

[SPEAKER_04]: Some magic genie you are.

[SPEAKER_07]: Don't see the tentacle.

[SPEAKER_07]: He said there was
smoke coming from underneath your door.

[SPEAKER_10]: Who's she?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, your customer, Mama.

[SPEAKER_10]: A customer?

[SPEAKER_10]: In the back room?

[SPEAKER_10]: Where's
the rest of her clothes?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's the way
they dress where she comes from.

[SPEAKER_10]: A foreigner, eh?

[SPEAKER_10]: She looks like somebody
out of the... I wouldn't mention the name.

[SPEAKER_10]: The same nights.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama, why
were you carrying that can?

[SPEAKER_10]: Well,
because when Goldstein called

I thought you had a fire,
so I came to put it out.

[SPEAKER_04]: But, uh,
Mama, that's paint thinner.

[SPEAKER_04]: It burns.

[SPEAKER_10]: Boy, I gotta
get my glasses checked.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama, you don't wear glasses.

[SPEAKER_10]: See, I gotta get
glasses so I can have them checked.

[SPEAKER_10]: A customer, huh?

[SPEAKER_10]: Melvin, listen.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know,
a nice, young, eligible

man like you has
gotta be very careful.

[SPEAKER_10]: Those people,
they believe that a man should

have more than one wife that
his mother should share him with.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, we're alone again.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just, uh, wait a
minute and let me think, huh?

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, Master, your
wildest desires are at your fingertips.

[SPEAKER_11]: You need only command me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Look, my mama's
pushing me from one side.

[SPEAKER_04]: You gotta
push me from the other.

[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, nobody can read.

[SPEAKER_04]: I ain't
got a close sign out there.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, Master,
I must tell you, I'll have

to hang around until your
five wishes are used up.

[SPEAKER_11]: So, if you don't
see me and you want me, just

clap three times or just rub
the inside of my jaw a little.

[SPEAKER_11]: I like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right already.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my
God, it's Janet Geckel.

[SPEAKER_04]: I met her two years
ago up at a singles night at the Concord.

[SPEAKER_04]: Quick,
quick, what's your name?

[SPEAKER_11]: Amara.

Amara.

Amara.

Amara.

Amara.

Amara.

Amara.

Amara.

Amara.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, hi, Melvin.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm so glad I caught you in.

[SPEAKER_12]: Standing here, I feel
like one of your antiques on display.

[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, can't
we go in the back room?

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, Janet, there's
somebody I've always wanted you to meet.

[SPEAKER_12]: Let me
put on my glasses, Melvin.

[SPEAKER_12]: Who'd you
want me to meet, Melvin?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, uh, my Aunt Sophie.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you'd
like my Aunt Sophie.

[SPEAKER_12]: The way you
talked, I thought she was here.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm so glad we're alone.

[SPEAKER_04]: You are?

[SPEAKER_12]: Ah, Melvin,
I've so much to tell you.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's so nice to
have a friend to be intimate with.

[SPEAKER_04]: To be intimate with?

[SPEAKER_12]: Someone...
someone you can feel safe with.

[SPEAKER_12]: Someone
who's not going to make

a pass at you every
time you turn around.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, Melvin, Melvin.

[SPEAKER_12]: I found him!

[SPEAKER_12]: I found him!

[SPEAKER_12]: The man I was born for.

[SPEAKER_04]: Another doctor, right?

[SPEAKER_12]: A gynecologist.

[SPEAKER_12]: Dr. Vladimir Parker!

[SPEAKER_12]: My heart
races when I speak the name.

[SPEAKER_12]: Feel...

[SPEAKER_12]: Feel it racing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's racing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's racing!

[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean it's racing?

[SPEAKER_12]: He's handsome.

[SPEAKER_12]: Distinguished.

[SPEAKER_12]: He charges $40 a visit.

[SPEAKER_12]: No house calls.

[SPEAKER_12]: And he
respects me as a woman.

[SPEAKER_12]: Not as
something to paw and fondle.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he sounds, uh...

[SPEAKER_04]: He sounds, uh...

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Kelvin,
you're such a great friend!

[SPEAKER_07]: I had to tell you.

Oh!

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh!

[SPEAKER_08]: I've got to get back to work.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dr. Vladimir Parker.

[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously a pseudonym.

[SPEAKER_04]:.

.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hi.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where'd you come from?

[SPEAKER_11]: I was hanging around.

[SPEAKER_11]: Boy, do I ever love
the way you rub the inside of my jar.

[SPEAKER_04]: You, eh, mean
you were here all the time?

[SPEAKER_11]: Invisible.

[SPEAKER_11]: And
now, oh, Master, Master,

your wildest desires
are at your fingertips.

[SPEAKER_11]: You need only command.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want
to go to bed with, uh...

[SPEAKER_04]: with, uh... with, uh...

[SPEAKER_04]: three girls.

[SPEAKER_04]: All at once.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I want to be a
doctor and look like Harry Reams.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's your wish?

[SPEAKER_04]: That's my wish.

[SPEAKER_11]: All right.

[SPEAKER_11]: You must close your eyes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why must I close my eyes?

[SPEAKER_11]: You must close
your eyes with a spell to work.

[SPEAKER_11]: You're peaking.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, uh, what's
going to happen so bad I can't see it?

[SPEAKER_11]: Don't you
want to look like Harry Reams?

[SPEAKER_11]: Be a doctor and
go to bed with three girls at once?

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, watch it.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're just spinning, huh?

[SPEAKER_04]: And you'll
sink to my stomach very easily.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're a phony, Jimmy.

[SPEAKER_04]: It didn't work!

[SPEAKER_05]: Harry, what
happened to your voice?

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have a cold?

[SPEAKER_04]: You're a snow-phony, Jimmy.

[SPEAKER_04]: I ordered three girls.

[SPEAKER_09]: Hmm...

[SPEAKER_12]: You pull into your lie-down,
and we'll make you feel like a virgin.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's more like it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Stop!

[SPEAKER_09]: Let's do that voiceover.

[SPEAKER_09]: A little

[SPEAKER_09]: pause...

[SPEAKER_09]: and we are back.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, Evie.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh,

[SPEAKER_09]: easy.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Sandy.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Evie.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, Evie.

[SPEAKER_06]: Melvin!

Melvin!

[SPEAKER_06]: What are you doing?

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm playing doctor
with Susiona and Edna, Mama.

[SPEAKER_06]: Melvin, it's time to go home.

[SPEAKER_06]: I can't, Mama.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm giving
Edna a thorough internal.

[SPEAKER_10]: What kind
of Michigan talk is this?

[SPEAKER_10]: You're going to
give Susan a thorough internal?

[SPEAKER_10]: Mama, how did you get here?

[SPEAKER_10]: I walked.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to
take a subway for one block.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where are the others?

[SPEAKER_10]: Who would be here?

[SPEAKER_10]: Except Edna, Una, and Susan.

Mama,

[SPEAKER_04]: why are
you looking at me like that?

[SPEAKER_10]: You feel all right, Melvin?

[SPEAKER_03]: I feel all right.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the way it was, Sadie.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was on the floor.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what to do.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think I hear him coming.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let's talk about Milkman.

[SPEAKER_10]: So, Sadie.

[SPEAKER_10]: If you're not
satisfied, take on my Milkman.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's young.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's tall.

[SPEAKER_10]: Ooh, and he'll give the
heavy cream like you never had before.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think he's gone now.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm so
worried about my Melvin.

[SPEAKER_10]: I just don't know what to do.

[SPEAKER_10]: What, Sadie?

[SPEAKER_10]: Of course
he knows if he plays with

himself too much his brain
will turn to overcooked kasha.

[SPEAKER_10]: What else could
a mother do but to tell him?

[SPEAKER_14]: Melvin!

[SPEAKER_14]: What's Mark still?

[SPEAKER_14]: What's wrong with you?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's my mother.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think
she's having an affair.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_14]: Your
mother's not an old woman.

[SPEAKER_14]: When we were in high school,
I used to have the roaring hearts for her.

[SPEAKER_14]: Who's the lucky man?

[SPEAKER_14]: Our Milkman?

[SPEAKER_14]: Trotsky.

[SPEAKER_14]: I know him.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's a stalker.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's taking care of
half the gals in the neighborhood.

[SPEAKER_09]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_14]: I know you're not
the only one who's got troubles.

[SPEAKER_14]: I told you
last week my brother-in-law

came over to spend
a few days with us.

[SPEAKER_14]: Such a loafer.

[SPEAKER_14]: He spends
so much time on the sofa

we're thinking of having
him fitted for slipcovers.

[SPEAKER_04]: All these years.

[SPEAKER_04]: A whole
string of plumbers, TV

repairmen, and she
thought I never suspected it.

[SPEAKER_13]: Now it's Petrosky
the Milkman and now she's

already giving references
for him to her friend Sadie.

[SPEAKER_13]: And what an appetite.

[SPEAKER_13]: It was five days before
I knew the guy was growing a beard.

[SPEAKER_13]: He never gets
his face from behind a plate.

[SPEAKER_04]: Petrosky.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's young,
he's tall, he's good looking.

[SPEAKER_04]: And
on top of it all he gives

some heavy cream like
he's never had it before.

[SPEAKER_14]: Petrosky?

[SPEAKER_14]: He's our milkman too.

[SPEAKER_14]: With his
reputation I might be worried.

[SPEAKER_14]: But
he'd find it hard to get a

day when my wife hasn't
been to the hairdresser.

[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, Melvin.

[SPEAKER_14]: My boy, I
gotta get back to the store.

[SPEAKER_11]: What is your desire, master?

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't you
ever get back inside your bottle.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's more fun hanging around.

[SPEAKER_11]: Besides, I can see when
you're going to rub the inside of my jar.

[SPEAKER_11]: Not one of my previous
masters ever rubbed the inside of my jar.

[SPEAKER_11]: With such...

[SPEAKER_11]: such technique.

[SPEAKER_11]: Master?

[SPEAKER_11]: Master,
what is your pleasure?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you
see, there's this milkman.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know,
a plain ordinary milkman.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you mean Petrosky.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, how
do you know Petrosky?

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you
haven't been stooping him too.

[SPEAKER_11]: What kind
of a genie do you think I am?

[SPEAKER_11]: I only know of him
because you've been talking about him.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know you're sneaky.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I
don't mind the idea of you

hanging around watching
everything I'm doing.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, hey you, I
told you not to follow me around.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I have to
hang around with inside of my jar.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, uh, so,
uh, make me into a milkman.

[SPEAKER_11]: What
do you want to look like?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well,
just your, uh, plain,

average, everyday
handsome dog of a milkman.

[SPEAKER_11]: You have to be more specific.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, wait a second.

[SPEAKER_04]: I once
saw a milkman in a film.

[SPEAKER_04]: He stooped
everybody at one apartment building.

[SPEAKER_04]: And by the time he reached the top
floor, I mean, after taking care of all the ladies in

the house, what he was giving at the bottom floor
as heavy cream had already turned into sour cream.

[SPEAKER_11]: But what did he look like?

[SPEAKER_04]: It was, uh, it was
this actor named John Ashton.

[SPEAKER_04]: He made it
with two great looking chicks.

[SPEAKER_11]: So, think about what
he looked like and I can close your eyes.

I'll try and tell you.

[SPEAKER_09]: So, you know, he
looked like he was a taxidermist.

a actually pretty big head.

he was no longer a kid.

a whiff of that, because,

like, A little pause... and we are back.

A

[SPEAKER_12]: little pause...
and we are back.

[SPEAKER_12]: I want your heavy cream.

[SPEAKER_10]: I want some
of your heavy cream too, baby.

[SPEAKER_00]: I have to save
some for my other customers.

There you go.

[SPEAKER_09]: A little pause...
and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

[SPEAKER_10]: And don't forget,
Petroski, I want some heavy cream, too.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mama!

[SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing here?

[SPEAKER_10]: My big boy.

[SPEAKER_10]: Who would
think, looking at him, that he

was valedictorian for his
graduating class of PS768?

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama, you've
got to stay out of my fantasies.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama, don't come near me.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm your son, Melvin.

[SPEAKER_10]: Ah,
Petroski, don't try to fool me.

[SPEAKER_10]: That tushy, that
schmuck, that isn't my Melvin.

[SPEAKER_10]: And wouldn't I now?

[SPEAKER_10]: Haven't I powdered
his tushy and watched his little

schmeckler while he went
tinkle in the potty all these years?

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama, I grew up.

[SPEAKER_10]: Petroski!

[SPEAKER_10]: Give me the heavy cream.

[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Mrs. Finkelbarb.

[SPEAKER_00]: Here it is.

Here it is.

[SPEAKER_10]: Ugh!

[SPEAKER_10]: It's butter!

[SPEAKER_10]: You've been
bouncing and wiggling all day long!

[SPEAKER_10]: You churned
the whole thing into butter!

[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, that's
all the heavy cream I have left.

[SPEAKER_10]: Petroski, I
want you should give me your

heavy cream the way you
do every day from the nozzle.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama, stay away from me.

[SPEAKER_00]: Mama,
you're making me very dizzy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama?

[SPEAKER_04]: You
see, I think I'm going to

get a nosebleed and
it's all your fault, Mama.

[SPEAKER_04]: And besides, that's incest.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama?

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama?

[SPEAKER_04]: You know,
I bet that big mouthed

genie gave her the
address of wherever I was.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, Mama?

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you, uh, ever
thought about, well, since Papa died?

[SPEAKER_10]: Why would I want another man?

[SPEAKER_10]: I always have you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yes,
Mama, but you see, well, other

men can give you, well,
companionship and, uh, and stuff.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, uh, what
kind of companionship could

those men give me that I
don't get from my lady friends?

[SPEAKER_14]: I knew I'd find you here.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's all right, Thomas.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's all right, Shamus.

It's all right, Shamus.

[SPEAKER_12]: You big dick.

[SPEAKER_12]: I hear you're looking for me.

I hear you're looking for me.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're right, Bonita.

[SPEAKER_12]: Well, you've got clive.

Well, you've got clive.

[SPEAKER_12]: But you'll never get me.

Stop!

[SPEAKER_02]: Stop in the name of the law!

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't, don't do that!

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't, it'll blow your
brains out and make an ugly mess.

[SPEAKER_09]: Give it to me, please.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've got
something better for you.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've got
something better for you.

[SPEAKER_14]: Boy, that Tina Russell.

[SPEAKER_14]: And how
about that Mark Stevens?

[SPEAKER_14]: Have you ever
seen a Schwanze like that one?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't had
any complaints, you know.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, come on now, Melvin.

[SPEAKER_14]: This is your old
buddy you're talking to, Irving Stein.

[SPEAKER_14]: I remember
you from the locker room of P.S.

[SPEAKER_14]: 768.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, but that was before,
uh... well, before I got my B-12 shots.

[SPEAKER_14]: You mean, now you've
got a Schwanze like Mark Stevens?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well,
what do you think it is?

[SPEAKER_04]: A June Madigan lightsaber?

[SPEAKER_04]: June Madigan?

[SPEAKER_14]: You mean the
one with the strapping steelwork?

[SPEAKER_04]: Her husband?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that one.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what do
you think it is she goes so crazy for?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it ain't
only my good looks, you know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've got to get back to work.

[SPEAKER_04]: Irving only knew.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, wait a minute.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just rubbed
the inside of her jar yesterday.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why should I stop?

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't spoil that, Jeannie.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll bet she's
had five masters before me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not one of
them had a technique like me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not one.

[SPEAKER_12]: What is your desire, master?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh,
Jeannie, I, uh, command you

to make me such a private
eye like Mark Stevens.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and, uh, Jeannie, I
want, uh, Keena Russell as my partner.

[SPEAKER_11]: Baha' khana,
baha' hay, baha' khana, baha' hay...

[SPEAKER_12]: All right, Mark.

[SPEAKER_12]: Now is the
time for the big showdown.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, dear.

[SPEAKER_12]: And I mean big.

[SPEAKER_12]: You just put
my lips around that thing.

[SPEAKER_12]: Let me
take the tip of my tongue.

[SPEAKER_12]: Put it into the opening.

[SPEAKER_12]: Till the
juices just begin to flow.

Ah.

Come on.

Let's do this.

This is a baby.

Baby.

Ofm.

Noooo.

A little pause.

..

and we are back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mama, what
are you doing here again?

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm watching.

[SPEAKER_10]: I might have
known I'd catch you here again.

[SPEAKER_10]: Listen, I don't
mind a little hanky-panky...

[SPEAKER_10]: but you and
that little blondie out of the...

[SPEAKER_10]: I wouldn't
mention the name Nights...

[SPEAKER_10]: is making
a bad habit out of this.

[SPEAKER_00]: Aha!

[SPEAKER_00]: It was that big-mouthed
genie who told you where I am.

[SPEAKER_10]: Can I ask
you a question, maybe?

[SPEAKER_10]: Who is watching the store
while you're playing the big schtupper?

[SPEAKER_04]: Boy, am I busy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Any minute
now I expect a nosebleed.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's all her fault.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've got to find a
way to keep her out of my orgies.

[SPEAKER_14]: Melvin.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I had to see it.

[SPEAKER_14]: Debbie and I, what a
fight we just had on the telephone.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's a good thing we
were on the phone and not face-to-face...

[SPEAKER_14]: otherwise
I might have hit her.

[SPEAKER_14]: And then she'd have broken
my nose or my collarbone or something.

[SPEAKER_14]: She
can hit her zets, that girl.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I hate to
come to you when I've got troubles.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, who
else would you come to?

[SPEAKER_01]: And what are friends for?

[SPEAKER_04]: I've got
problems with my mother.

[SPEAKER_14]: You heard about the guy
with the iron fist under the velvet glove?

[SPEAKER_14]: Debbie, she's
got brass balls under lace panties.

[SPEAKER_04]: I strongly suspect
that my mother is having an affair with...

[SPEAKER_04]: with some women.

[SPEAKER_14]: At least they can't make it.

[SPEAKER_14]: They can't make her pregnant.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama?

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama, where are you going?

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I'm going out.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have a date.

[SPEAKER_04]: A date?

[SPEAKER_04]: A date with whom?

[SPEAKER_10]: With a girl,
Sadie, and a new girl, Laura.

[SPEAKER_10]: Good night.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama, I was hoping,
well, maybe you'd stay here tonight...

[SPEAKER_04]: and play
some canasta with me.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I can't.

[SPEAKER_10]: I promised Sadie.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Nora.

[SPEAKER_10]: And Nora?

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama, if you go out,
I'm going to do something desperate.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, Melvin,
I know what you'll do.

[SPEAKER_10]: You'll go out.

[SPEAKER_10]: You'll drink too much.

[SPEAKER_10]: You'll be sick.

[SPEAKER_10]: You'll come home.

[SPEAKER_10]: And you'll
kneel in front of the toilet...

[SPEAKER_10]: and you'll
throw your guts up all night long.

[SPEAKER_10]: Good night, darling.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go to Bernstein's.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I won't know when I've
had enough, so I'll take that one more.

[SPEAKER_04]: Five malted instead of four.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then I'll
throw up my kiskas all night.

[SPEAKER_04]: Boy, where
do I always take that fifth one?

Here.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I just knew.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, my goodness.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, what
is your desire, master?

[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, Mel, your Ma called!

[SPEAKER_14]: The elevator
in the building broke down!

[SPEAKER_14]: Pardon me!

[SPEAKER_14]: I didn't
intent to interrupt something.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, you
weren't interrupting nothing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, this is my friend.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let me guess.

[SPEAKER_04]: June Madison?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is my friend Amara.

[SPEAKER_13]: Amara?

[SPEAKER_13]: You never told me about her.

[SPEAKER_13]: You've
been keeping her to yourself.

[SPEAKER_04]: Look, you
think that's a girl, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that ain't any girl.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a guy?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a genie.

[SPEAKER_13]: It's a genie?

[SPEAKER_13]: Well, of course it's a genie.

[SPEAKER_13]: Any fool
could see it's a genie.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, great and kind
master, prince of the universe, command me.

[SPEAKER_11]: I am your slave.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, just one question.

[SPEAKER_04]: If I decide to take my friend
along with me, do I only use up one wish?

[SPEAKER_11]: Only one wish.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, how would you like to
meet John Ashton for a couple of hours?

[SPEAKER_11]: What do you mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: Look, I mean...
[SPEAKER_04]: You like shtupping, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, stick with
me and I'll get you shtupped.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll stick.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll stick.

[SPEAKER_04]: Genie?

[SPEAKER_04]: I, uh, I
want my friend here should

be John Ashton and I
want to meet Harry Reams.

[SPEAKER_11]: You know
what might be a good idea?

[SPEAKER_11]: The two of you
boys with one very horny girl.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, you know,
that would be a good idea.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but
who should the girl be?

[SPEAKER_11]: I only suggested this because
this has been one of my greatest fantasies.

[SPEAKER_11]: Two boys at once.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, wait a second now.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know this girl.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sandy.

[SPEAKER_03]: The one Tina
Russell and I were involved with.

[SPEAKER_13]: Tina Russell?

[SPEAKER_13]: You
made it with Tina Russell?

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, and Sandy.

[SPEAKER_11]: Close your eyes, boys.

[SPEAKER_11]: Bah-ha-ha,
bah-ha-ha, bah-ha-ha, bah-ha-ha.

[SPEAKER_11]: Bah-ha-ha,
bah-ha-ha, bah-ha-ha, bah-ha-ha.

[SPEAKER_07]: The whole game!

[SPEAKER_06]: Melvin, where are we?

[SPEAKER_06]: A place
where they have orgies.

[SPEAKER_06]: Where's it located?

[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's
in the same building I live in.

[SPEAKER_06]: Three
or four flights above me.

[SPEAKER_06]: Wherever it is,
it's easy for my mother to get here.

A little pause.

..

and we are back.

[SPEAKER_10]: A little pause...
and we are back.

[SPEAKER_10]: A little pause...
and we are back.

Oh, yes!

[SPEAKER_09]: So warm!

[SPEAKER_06]: Mama, how did you get here?

[SPEAKER_06]: You even told
me the elevator was busted.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that was something.

[SPEAKER_14]: Now I've done
something I always wanted to do.

[SPEAKER_14]: Ball, you little lady.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I was right.

[SPEAKER_14]: She's hot.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, Melvin, Portugal,
your mommy is some tootsie.

Oh, Melvin, Portugal, your
mommy is some tootsie.

[SPEAKER_14]: It was...
Sandy, it was just like the old days.

[SPEAKER_14]: Remember Ethel Pinsky?

[SPEAKER_14]: You used to take the back.

[SPEAKER_14]: I used to take the front.

[SPEAKER_14]: And then,
just like in that last Harry

Reams picture with Tina
Russell and... what's her name?

[SPEAKER_14]: Your mama and Sandy.

[SPEAKER_14]: They both
dove in each other's mops.

[SPEAKER_07]: Irving, Irving,
one more word and I'll...

[SPEAKER_04]: What, Melvin?

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll never
take you with me again.

[SPEAKER_04]: Never.

[SPEAKER_04]: No place.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, now, wait a minute.

[SPEAKER_04]: Be reasonable.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was only kidding.

[SPEAKER_14]: Look, the next
time you're planning to take a little

trip to that pimp house or
whatever, just give me a little nudge.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, look,
I don't want any stories

floating around Harry's
Delicatessen about my mama.

[SPEAKER_04]: If maybe Demi got wind of it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, I hope I'm not...

[SPEAKER_12]: I hope I'm
not interrupting something.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, come right in.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, what
a mom down the street.

[SPEAKER_12]: In front
of the dry goods store.

[SPEAKER_12]: They're having a big sale.

[SPEAKER_07]: Everything's at half price.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I left
my brother-in-law, that

fish cognac, that rip-off
artist, to watch the store.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, Janet, how's your
friend the gynecologist these days?

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, him.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm through with him.

[SPEAKER_12]: He's only
interested in, well, vaginas.

[SPEAKER_12]: Other girls' vaginas.

[SPEAKER_12]: And anyway, I
met this most fascinating man.

[SPEAKER_12]: Harold Sampson.

[SPEAKER_04]: Harold Sampson?

[SPEAKER_04]: The insurance man?

[SPEAKER_12]: You know him?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Tall, big hands,
and not too good-looking, right?

[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_12]: This one
is very, very handsome.

Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, maybe.

[SPEAKER_04]: If you're
like the big Viking type.

[SPEAKER_04]: But not too many
girls I know like a guy who wears

a hat with horns and is always
holding a weapon in his hands.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, so you do know him.

[SPEAKER_12]: You described him perfectly.

[SPEAKER_04]: You mean
he wears a hat with horns?

[SPEAKER_12]: No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_12]: He always... he's always...
he's always got his weapon in his hands.

[SPEAKER_12]: Goodbye, Melvin.

[SPEAKER_10]: Who is that running
out of the store with such a red face?

[SPEAKER_04]: A customer, Mama.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama?

[SPEAKER_10]: Melvin, I'm
not going to hear any stories

about you when I go into
Harry's Delicatessen, am I?

[SPEAKER_10]: It's enough as
pastrami gives me a heartburn.

[SPEAKER_10]: Why don't
you close the store today?

[SPEAKER_10]: You won't
get any more customers.

[SPEAKER_10]: Stein's Dry Goods
has a huge clearance sale on.

[SPEAKER_10]: The whole
neighborhood's there.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's such a success.

[SPEAKER_10]: Already,
they've given Irving Stein oxygen

and taken him away to the
hospital in an ambulance.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was so overcome
with the way they cleaned out his store.

[SPEAKER_10]: Twice they
had to give him sedatives

when his brother-in-law
passed close to him.

[SPEAKER_10]: I guess
he was so grateful for

the way the young man
ran such a sale for him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, Mama?

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm?

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you
remember my Harold Sampson?

[SPEAKER_10]: Harold Sampson?

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, the
big Viking insurance man.

[SPEAKER_10]: Everybody knows him.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's a big
schmoozer with the ladies.

[SPEAKER_10]: In this building
alone, there must be three children.

[SPEAKER_10]: And they all look like him.

[SPEAKER_10]: Boy, what a heartbreaker.

[SPEAKER_10]: Poor Myra Cluckster.

[SPEAKER_10]: She was ready to
leave Milton until she found out...

[SPEAKER_10]: that Harold was
making Whoopi with her daughter, Joyce.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I heard
down at Harry's Delicatessen...

[SPEAKER_10]: that he has a serious
thing going on with Cynthia Schwartz.

[SPEAKER_10]: Number 10-B.

[SPEAKER_10]: And they say
that she's pregnant now, too.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mama, I think
I'm gonna go to the movies.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, Melvin,
you go to the movies too much.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's bad for your eyes.

[SPEAKER_10]: And your
eyes are not so great.

[SPEAKER_10]: New prescriptions
the past three years for your glasses?

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, they
say that certain things boys do...

[SPEAKER_10]: make their eyes not so good.

[SPEAKER_10]: Melvin, you
don't shake it too much...

[SPEAKER_10]: when you
make pee-pee, do you?

[SPEAKER_01]: Good night, Mama.

[SPEAKER_10]: What
else could a mother do...

[SPEAKER_10]: but to tell him?

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, darling.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mrs.
Petrovich, please restrain yourself.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have my
reputation in the building to consider.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mr. Gordon,
is my policy ready for me yet?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, uh...

[SPEAKER_02]: let's see, that's not yours.

[SPEAKER_02]: And, uh...

[SPEAKER_02]: that's not yours.

[SPEAKER_05]: I want this size.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, I have it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I had your policy
in my pants pocket all along.

[SPEAKER_02]: But my hands are full.

[SPEAKER_02]: Won't you please get it?

[SPEAKER_12]: Mr. Gordon?

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you have my policy ready?

[SPEAKER_02]: Shortly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Shortly, Mrs. Holmes.

[SPEAKER_02]: What's Mrs.
Petrovich doing down there?

[SPEAKER_02]: Reading the small print.

[SPEAKER_02]: Reading the small print.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'll be behind my door...

[SPEAKER_12]: as soon as
you have my policy ready.

[SPEAKER_02]: As soon as
I refill my pen, sweet lady.

[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty,
too, eh, elderly lady?

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_09]: Ugh.

[SPEAKER_09]: Ugh!

[SPEAKER_09]: Uh...
[SPEAKER_09]: N vos chachou, chico.

Who is there with you today?

Nearby.

I am an harnessedin...

harnessed?

[SPEAKER_11]: I am here to take
care of your innermost desires, sire.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you always
have to creep up on me?

[SPEAKER_11]: This is
your last wish, master.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to remind me.

[SPEAKER_11]: After this wish, I
shall disappear from your sight forever.

[SPEAKER_11]: Back into
the dark recesses of my jar.

[SPEAKER_11]: Please, master.

[SPEAKER_11]: Would
you grant me one moment?

[SPEAKER_11]: I face
centuries of loneliness in my jar.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_11]: There's nothing
that you can do about it.

[SPEAKER_11]: But in these last moments
together, may I make a recommendation?

A recommendation?

[SPEAKER_11]: Don't
squander your last wish.

[SPEAKER_11]: Choose
your next partner well.

[SPEAKER_11]: Select someone
who has some tender feelings for you.

[SPEAKER_11]: Someone
who really cares about you.

[SPEAKER_11]: Someone who
could give you the ride of your life.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want
to go to bed with my mother.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not
speaking about your mother.

[SPEAKER_11]: Merciful
master, what is your desire?

[SPEAKER_04]: I, uh...

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to be the
kind of insurance man Eric Edwards is.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I want to be chased by
women like Tina Russell and Lynn Stevens.

[SPEAKER_11]: You shall
have your wish, master.

[SPEAKER_11]: But first there is
something that I must tell you.

[SPEAKER_11]: And it's against
all rules laid down for genies.

[SPEAKER_11]: I like
you, Melvin Finkelfarb.

[SPEAKER_11]: I shall miss you very much.

[SPEAKER_11]: I love you.

[SPEAKER_11]: I love
you, Melvin Finkelfarb.

[SPEAKER_11]: Bahakina,
bahake, bahakina, bahake.

[SPEAKER_05]: Goodbye.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love you.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Amara?

[SPEAKER_02]: Amara?

[SPEAKER_05]: I hope
your pen is really full, baby.

[SPEAKER_05]: You have
really big policy to write.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, baby.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just let
me dip it into the well.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh,

[SPEAKER_15]: oh.

[SPEAKER_15]: Your tongue is good.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now pardon me, Mrs. Kurt.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to go see
your neighbor, Mrs. Svensson.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have
to write out a new policy.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be back shortly.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hurry back, I'll keep
this seat warm for you while you're away.

[SPEAKER_12]: Is my policy ready, baby?

[SPEAKER_02]: I have it right here.

[SPEAKER_12]: Seems to be
a few loopholes in my policy.

[SPEAKER_12]: I'd like
you to plug up all of

my loopholes before
you leave this afternoon.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry, Mr. Svensson.

I'll be back shortly.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Svensson.

And I'd like you to plug up all of my
loopholes before you leave this afternoon.

[SPEAKER_09]: Good luck to you, Mrs.
Svensson.

[SPEAKER_12]: I want more, baby.

[SPEAKER_12]: More.

[SPEAKER_15]: Sorry, darling.

[SPEAKER_15]: I gotta go read-write.

[SPEAKER_15]: This is Kurt's policy.

[SPEAKER_12]: But you haven't
finished plugging all my holes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be back.

Amara?

[SPEAKER_06]: Amara?

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, come on, I
know you're hanging around here.

Amara?

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't realize you cared.

[SPEAKER_04]: You really cared about me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Even though I wasn't tall
and good-looking and richly endowed.

Amara?

[SPEAKER_04]: Amara?

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope you can hear me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love you.

[SPEAKER_10]: How do you
feel this morning, Melvin?

[SPEAKER_04]: I feel all right, Mama.

[SPEAKER_10]: You
know, you've been looking

so pale lately and you've
been moping around.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now there's no fever.

[SPEAKER_10]: But maybe we should
have some chicken soup anyway.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not for breakfast, Mama.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, can I do
something for you, Mama?

[SPEAKER_11]: It's Miss.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, my, what a lovely job.

[SPEAKER_04]: Winning for sale.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, uh, don't I know you?

[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe.

[SPEAKER_11]: I work
down at the dime store.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm a sales girl.

[SPEAKER_11]: You've
probably seen me there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, what
department do you work in?

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I'm in pottery.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, Miss?

[SPEAKER_11]: My name's Pearl.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, Pearl.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, listen,
would you be insulted if, uh...

[SPEAKER_11]: I'd be insulted as
many times as you'd like to insult me.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I mean, uh...

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, look, how would
you like to join me for dinner tonight?

[SPEAKER_04]: See, there's this
delicatessen right down at Sweet Harry's

and, uh, it's a pretty classy
joint, so, uh, we could dine there.

[SPEAKER_11]: Sounds lovely.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'll meet
you here after work.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, you, uh... [SPEAKER_04]:
You remind me of someone I once knew.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: She, uh...

[SPEAKER_04]: She used to love it
when I rubbed the inside of this jar.

[SPEAKER_09]: Ooh.

[SPEAKER_11]: Ooh.

[SPEAKER_11]: Ooh.

[SPEAKER_11]: Ah, well, uh,
I'd better get back to work.

[SPEAKER_11]: Don't forget,
you'll find me in pottery.

Oh.

And, uh, look, I'm over here
with my son, and I'm a good son.

Wow, I see.

Oh?

Yeah.

As soon as I get back home.

I'm going to go get my wife.

Oh, this is just the start of the day.

Oh.

And, uh, I've been thinking
about something really fun lately.

What is it?

There's a request for a...

A present.

Well, I'll have it.