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Claire, I just heard from that used book
dealer.
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You know, that grubby fellow Malcolm,
the one from Boston?
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Oh, really?
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What does he want?
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He says he has it.
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Oh, really, Gerald? Are you going to
believe that old fraud?
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How many times has he disappointed you?
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I know, I know. But this time I think
he's really on to something. He gave me
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the description over the phone, and it
could be nothing but.
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Imagine. After all the years you've been
looking.
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You know, it's just too much to hope
for.
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Well, in any case, I must go to Boston.
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I'd be a fool not to.
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What are you two talking about?
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Oh, nothing, dear. Just a book. A book
your stepfather's been looking for.
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For my witchcraft course up at the
college.
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Speaking of witchcraft, did you know in
many societies, twin girls are done away
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with?
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They believe that twin girls are the
work of the devil.
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By the way, which one of your mother's
twins are you?
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I'm prudent, stepfather, dear.
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And which of my mother's lovers are you?
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Prudence, please.
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Now, now, Claire, I'm sure she was only
joking. I was joking, too, Prude. You
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and your sister are as different as
night and day.
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I always know which is which.
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Well, it took you long enough to learn.
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You could learn a few things from your
sister, too.
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You could have a damn bit more sense of
humor. You're the most straight -laced
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girl I've ever met.
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You would like for me to be a little bit
looser, wouldn't you, stepfather dear?
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Well, hold your breath.
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And as for my darling sister, Hope, she
could learn something from me, too.
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Not to be such a slut.
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Prudence, that's enough.
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I just don't know what's the matter with
you today.
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It isn't like you.
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By the way, where is Hope? She's not
usually this late without calling first.
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she, Clara?
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No. I can't imagine.
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She's... I don't know where she is.
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How odd.
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Twins always seem to know where the
other one is.
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Are you sure?
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Why, what's the matter, dear?
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Nothing. Nothing's wrong.
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I have lots to do. I've got to go to my
room now. Nothing.
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Now, what's the matter with her?
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I haven't any idea, but she must really
be upset she hasn't even touched her
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food. Damn neurotic college girls.
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Oh, well.
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I have to be catching a shuttle flight
to Boston that leaves in an hour, and I
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almost forgot. You do remember my
colleague, Robert Petrie, don't you?
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Oh, yes. I think I remember Professor
Petrie. I didn't have a chance to cancel
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him out. He'll be coming over this
evening.
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We were going to work translating some
fragments from it, but now that I have a
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chance to get the whole book, I... I'm
sure he'll understand.
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Don't mention to him or mention to
anybody where I'm going until we know
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sure, okay?
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Okay. Bye -bye, Claire.
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Oh, and do be nice to Petrie before you
send him home.
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Good luck with the book, Harold.
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And I'll try to make sure Professor
Petrie isn't too disappointed.
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Thank you.
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slut.
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Oh, really?
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And what do you call lying there finger
-fucking yourself, little sister? You
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whore! What'd you expect me to do?
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Frankly, I couldn't care less. Just stay
out of my life.
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You know it's not that easy when you do
the things that you do.
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I can't help myself. You know that's the
way that I feel.
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Is it really so terrible?
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It's wrong. You know it's wrong.
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What would Mom say?
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What would she do?
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What would she do? She'd probably want
to join in.
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Stop it. Shut up. You shut up, you
goddamn hypocrite. No, I won't shut up.
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You've got to face what you're doing,
and it's wrong.
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And I suppose what you and Jason do is
right?
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Jason's not some big ape I picked up for
a couple hours.
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Oh, really? How long have you known
Jason? Maybe about a month?
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Well, let me tell you something, dear
sister. When that big slob shot his load
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off in my mouth just now, well, it
tasted just the same as when you sucked
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sweet Jason yesterday. Just the same.
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Jay, it's not the same. Why?
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Just because you won't fuck him?
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Because you won't let him in your
precious little pussy?
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Well, you are a whore. You're a
hypocritical whore. Because you'll do
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but fuck.
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I'll show you.
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Damn it, eat me.
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Eat me, I'll show you.
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Taste that trucker and come.
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Taste it, you bitch.
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That's a shame he couldn't contact you,
Professor Petrie, but I do hope you can
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find the study materials you need right
here on Gerald's desk.
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Oh, what wonderful luck, Gerald going
off like that.
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Are you sure he's gone?
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Absolutely. I couldn't be more sure.
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What's he doing up in Boston anyway?
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I promised. I told you he was calling
off unexpectedly on business.
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Oh, yeah, right, right.
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Now, what's he doing up there?
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I promised not to tell.
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But you will tell me, won't you?
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No. Yes, you will. No.
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Never.
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Never.
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Where is Gerald?
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You are a swine.
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It's still a valid question.
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One likes to be sure that the lady's
husband will not walk in while one is
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fucking her.
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Now, where is he?
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Oh, all right. It's about the book.
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The book?
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Yes, the book.
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The Necronomicon.
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You know that grungy Malcolm creature,
the one from Boston?
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Well, he called Gerald and said he'd
actually found a copy of the book.
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So naturally, Gerald went flying off to
Boston to have a look. Do you blame him?
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We've been working on the few fragments
that we have for years.
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Do you know what it means to have a
whole copy of that book?
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Why, it's the most fantastic collection
of... The greatest book on magic ever
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written. I know, Robert. Gerald's been
talking about nothing else for years.
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Yes, but the Necronomicon isn't about
magic, darling.
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It is magic.
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Every single first -hand report on that
book indicates that the spells it
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teaches really work.
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Why, with a whole copy of that book, a
man could... Why, it's staggering.
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Robert. Yeah?
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In the meantime, could you possibly find
something to do with a very hungry
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woman on a couch?
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Yes, of course.
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Hey, Claire.
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Now what?
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Don't you think we ought to start
finding some other places to meet?
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I mean, somebody could walk in on us any
time.
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This is where I love it, Robert.
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Right here.
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In his home.
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If you want me, you'll find me here.
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Do you want me?
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He does.
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I can tell just from looking at him.
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Maybe you should have locked it, if you
didn't want custody, that is.
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But like they say, it's too late now.
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You know, I used to really believe that
so proper front you put on.
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So respectable.
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But you know what, Mother?
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I know better now.
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What are you doing?
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Why, I'm going to fuck your lover, and
you're going to watch.
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Come here. Come here, God damn it.
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Thank you.
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We just want to be able to eat us.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, pardon me.
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Oh, God.
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Would you have believed me?
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No, I guess not.
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I know not.
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It'd just be more hoax craziness.
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What you made them do was exactly
normal.
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Hope, don't you see?
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You drag things down.
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You make things worse.
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What they did, it was wrong. It was
terrible.
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But what you made them get into?
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You fucked up little bitch.
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When are you going to learn? Are you
still no morality kick?
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What's it going to take, a truck rolling
over you?
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You mean a truck driver.
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So funny. I meant just what I said.
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When are you going to learn people don't
live by those pretty rules you learned?
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Nobody does, and you can't make them.
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Oh, really?
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Well, maybe I can't make them, but I can
sure try.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I meant just what I said. I can stop
what Mom's doing.
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Believe me, and I'm going to. How?
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Think about it.
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You wouldn't tell Gerald.
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Why? Gary, why shouldn't I tell him?
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Why shouldn't you tell him? Why would
you possibly want to ruin three people's
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lives? Especially when one of them is
your own.
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What are you laughing about?
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You know what, Prudence? You've come
along a lot further than I realized.
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What the hell are you laughing about?
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You know what, Prudence?
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You know what I just remembered? I just
thought about it.
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It wasn't your boyfriend's face.
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that you were thinking about yesterday
while he was eating you? It was Gerald's
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face. Shut up!
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It was Gerald's face. I said shut up!
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While he was eating you. You want to
fuck your stepfather.
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No, no I don't.
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Bullshit, Prudence. If you want to fuck
him, that's fine.
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That's fine with me because I think I'd
rather enjoy that.
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But so help me, if you pull Mom and
Robert's covers, I'm going to fuck you
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I'm going to fuck you up and good.
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That's the list of times, Mother, but I
really have to go now.
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Where are you going, Prudence?
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Just out.
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Out where?
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Out to the college. I have some studying
to do. Do you mind?
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No, I don't mind at all.
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Well, as long as you're going to be at
the college, try to get a ride home with
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your stepfather.
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He's there too, you know.
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Don't worry.
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She knows.
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Hello, Jason?
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Oh, thank God you're there.
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Oh, Jason, please don't ask. Just come
over here now.
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Please say if you could come over here
now.
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Oh, thank you, Jason. Thank you.
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Well, what's the matter?
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Jason, I need you to trust me. I just
need you to do exactly what I say.
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You name it, within reason.
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Jason, I want you to do me the way you
did yesterday. I mean, with your tongue.
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I want you to do me now. Sure, baby.
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But there's just one thing, Jason. I do
want you to do me.
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But, and just please trust me, just
don't say a word, okay? Don't make a
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I've heard of kinkier things.
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Well, it has to be like if somebody was
listening, they wouldn't know who I was
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with. I'll be quiet as a mouse. A horny
mouse.
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Then do me.
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Come in.
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Hello, Gerald.
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Prudence, a nice surprise.
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You caught me just in time. I was just
clearing up on some work.
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Gerald, do you have a man to spare him?
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Well, I really wanted to finish up and
get home. I have a great deal to do
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today. A mysterious book. You got it?
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Yes, I've got it.
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Prudence, I know I don't have any
control over you, but it's vitally
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that we not talk about this on the
outside.
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Please.
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This mysterious book of yours from
Boston.
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What's the name of it?
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It's called the Necronomicon. It's not
from Boston, Prue.
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Nobody really knows where it's from. Its
translation was written in Sanskrit by
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a man named Abdul Al -Hazrad about 400
years ago.
250
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:43,670
interesting.
251
00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:48,770
But Cheryl, I need to talk to you now.
252
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Well, of course, if it's really
important.
253
00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:53,270
You know how much I've always cared for
you.
254
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Like my own daughter.
255
00:33:56,050 --> 00:33:58,990
It's just that you've always been so
standoffish.
256
00:34:00,630 --> 00:34:02,810
Oh, my sister Hope.
257
00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:04,150
What's the matter?
258
00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:05,190
Who's she with?
259
00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:06,149
What's the matter?
260
00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:07,150
Who is Hope here?
261
00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:10,130
No! Not my cat!
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00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:10,610
Bye.
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00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,940
Jason? Hmm?
264
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,800
I have a terrible confession I have to
make.
265
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:27,360
What could that be, Hope darling?
266
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,040
You knew!
267
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:31,400
You knew it was me!
268
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,100
After about two minutes.
269
00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:34,340
But how?
270
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:39,920
Oh, let's just say glaring stylistic
differences.
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You fucking bastard.
272
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,280
That is correct.
273
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,520
So you're not the Mr. Clean who makes
you out to be. Now that's interesting.
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00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,980
Your sister's very nice.
275
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:54,160
That describes her perfectly, very nice.
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00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,940
Hope. What?
277
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,540
I think the reason why I'm here isn't
because you lusted madly after my
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00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:05,420
beautiful body, so you want to tell me
what this is all about?
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00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,660
You know, I do want to tell you.
280
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:12,680
I can't believe that Prudence actually
found someone that isn't a total creep.
281
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,280
Gee, Hope, thanks a lot.
282
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:15,640
Oh, stop. Now listen.
283
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,900
Gerald, I want to ask you something.
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Go ahead.
285
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,100
What would you do if you found out your
wife was having an affair?
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00:44:23,420 --> 00:44:25,160
Nothing if she was discreet about it.
287
00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:26,960
Nothing? You mean you wouldn't care?
288
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,300
That's about it.
289
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,920
You don't care? I can't believe it.
290
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,020
It's like nobody cares.
291
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,340
You don't even care if your own wife
acts like a tramp?
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00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,940
Oh, really, Prue? Can you be so self
-righteous after what we just did?
293
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:44,840
Well, I wouldn't have done it if I
didn't know what I know.
294
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,800
But besides, I'm still a virgin.
295
00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:49,620
Still a virgin?
296
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,940
Oh, what a cute idea.
297
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:54,820
Stop it. It is important.
298
00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:57,100
Sure it is to a Sicilian farmer.
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00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,700
Say, do you mean... No, impossible.
300
00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,060
What?
301
00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:09,740
Do you mean you never... Oh, I had to be
polite.
302
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,180
Never had intercourse with another man?
303
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:18,500
That is really funny.
304
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:22,820
I just can't believe it. To the Virgin
Harlot, all hail!
305
00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:27,320
Stop it!
306
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,120
Stop it! I hate you! I hate all of you!
307
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:36,280
So that's about it. I guess they're
really, you know, afraid they're going
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00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,280
miss out on the book.
309
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,480
They just, you know, are surprised they
really went along with it.
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00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:41,900
Too much.
311
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:43,740
What did you say the name of the book
is?
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00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,720
Uh, The Necronomicon?
313
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,520
What? The Necronomicon? It needs a whole
copy of it?
314
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:51,900
So what?
315
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,900
Your stepfather is Gerald Wakefield, and
you're Robert Petrie's lover, and you
316
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:56,900
don't know about that book?
317
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,040
What about the book?
318
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:03,160
Well, I took the course that your
stepfather and Petrie give up the
319
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,620
I knew about that book long before
taking that course.
320
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,220
It's the only known book of real magic.
321
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,680
Oh, come on.
322
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:14,720
No, no, look, I'm a skeptic too, but
this is a tradition that goes back
323
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,658
of years.
324
00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:17,400
And all the stories about the book are
the same.
325
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:19,500
The Necronomicon really works.
326
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,400
Really works for what?
327
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,120
Uh, that's not so clear.
328
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:28,120
But they're supposed to be spell
-centered for all kinds of things.
329
00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:30,200
Like summoning up the devil?
330
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,040
The Necronomicon is a whole lot older
than our concept of the devil.
331
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:38,140
But if you mean conjuring demonic forces
and using these forces for your own
332
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,380
purposes, yeah, sure. The book shows you
how to do that.
333
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,500
Jason, you don't really believe that
crap, do you?
334
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,780
Put it this way.
335
00:46:43,950 --> 00:46:45,750
If I hadn't studied it so much, I
wouldn't believe it.
336
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:47,990
But I've learned just enough to know
it's for real.
337
00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:51,030
Oh, Jason.
338
00:46:52,270 --> 00:46:54,070
How would you like me to steal that
book?
339
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:56,990
There's only one slight problem.
340
00:46:57,330 --> 00:46:59,350
You don't by any chance happen to speak
fluent Sanskrit?
341
00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:01,350
Not lately.
342
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:03,330
Yeah, me neither. And that's what the
book's written in.
343
00:47:03,950 --> 00:47:05,670
I couldn't do a damn thing with it.
344
00:47:06,050 --> 00:47:07,050
At least not alone.
345
00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,370
Okay.
346
00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:12,310
Then plan two. How would you like me
to...
347
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,500
Make sure that whatever they do with the
book involves us.
348
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,960
Oh, if you could do such a thing, I'd be
eternally grateful.
349
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,860
If you could do such a thing.
350
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,700
All hail Tutu.
351
00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:28,260
Kanama Kaladurama.
352
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,280
What's that, Father?
353
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,540
Hope. I'm very busy right now. It is
Hope.
354
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:39,440
You weren't too busy for me in your
office this morning.
355
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,200
Prudence?
356
00:47:43,779 --> 00:47:46,240
That's Bob Petrie. He's come to help me
with this thing. Wait just a minute.
357
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,400
I'll get it for you.
358
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,820
Why, Professor Petrie, how nice to see
you again.
359
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,580
Uh, Hope?
360
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,220
You mean you still don't know the
difference after yesterday?
361
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,040
That is insulting.
362
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Hello, Hope.
363
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:12,800
Uh, he's still working on the book.
364
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,800
It seems to be everything that it's
supposed to be. Good, good.
365
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:23,800
Oh, and Robert, you're going to do
exactly what I want you to do, exactly.
366
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,660
Or you'll lose everything.
367
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,220
And just what is it that you want,
madam?
368
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:31,460
You'll know when the time comes.
369
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,620
Well, let's go see the book.
370
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,820
Behold, Petrie, here it is.
371
00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:43,930
After all these years,
372
00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:45,690
the Necronomicon.
373
00:48:46,270 --> 00:48:49,410
The Necronomicon? What does it mean?
374
00:48:49,910 --> 00:48:52,310
It means secrets of the dead.
375
00:48:53,370 --> 00:48:55,670
So tell me, Gerald, have you made any
headway in this?
376
00:48:56,670 --> 00:48:57,770
Well, some.
377
00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:03,250
I started to translate the part we were
talking about. But I do think we're in
378
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,250
for some serious problems.
379
00:49:04,910 --> 00:49:05,910
Really? What?
380
00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:09,850
This leather feels so strange.
381
00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:11,610
What's it made of?
382
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:13,540
Probably human flesh.
383
00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:16,980
Oh, how scary. What a horrible thought.
384
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,760
Then why don't you just stay away from
it?
385
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,500
Why don't you give me what I want first?
386
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,440
I really think there's only one way
we're going to get peace here.
387
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:28,000
I quite agree.
388
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,440
What do you mean?
389
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,140
I think you know what we mean, Hope.
390
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,620
Uh, Petri, sorry to disappoint you.
391
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,060
Understandable mistake, but this is
prudence.
392
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,180
No, I'm not prudence, too.
393
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:48,200
Why, you little brat, you... Gerald,
please don't be mad at me.
394
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,120
After all, I do suck cock so much better
than Curtis.
395
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,420
Imagine, Gerald, a spell for eternal
life.
396
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,720
But this book has a strange effect on
people.
397
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,620
I mean, look what it's done to us
already.
398
00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:20,980
Oh, nonsense.
399
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,900
Do you always go around fucking your
friends' daughters?
400
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:27,960
Yeah,
401
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,560
I see what you mean. Don't worry.
402
00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:35,100
It's affecting us all. I'm not in the
habit of seducing my own stepdaughters
403
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:38,760
either. And don't feel bad about
sleeping with my wife.
404
00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:40,910
You knew about that, too, huh?
405
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,130
Hey, look, Gerald.
406
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:44,890
Enough, Petrie, really.
407
00:55:45,930 --> 00:55:48,390
A lot stranger things are going to be
happening here.
408
00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:52,250
Let's see here.
409
00:55:52,990 --> 00:55:53,990
What does this mean?
410
00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:56,610
Two sets of triplets.
411
00:55:57,170 --> 00:55:58,690
That's six of us to do it.
412
00:55:59,290 --> 00:56:00,290
Well,
413
00:56:00,610 --> 00:56:02,810
there's you and me and her.
414
00:56:03,350 --> 00:56:04,350
That's three.
415
00:56:04,610 --> 00:56:05,690
My wife, of course.
416
00:56:05,990 --> 00:56:06,990
All right, that's four.
417
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,720
Now all we need is another male and
another female.
418
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,200
I can supply the male.
419
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:14,580
Really? Who?
420
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:17,440
Jason, my sister's ex -boyfriend.
421
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,620
Yeah, but are you sure you can get him
to do it?
422
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,640
Trust me, he wouldn't miss us for the
world.
423
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,940
Now we just need one more female to go.
424
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:32,020
It says here that the third female has
to be a virgin
425
00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:35,000
harlot. Now what the hell is a virgin
harlot?
426
00:56:36,490 --> 00:56:40,030
Oh, that was explained elsewhere in the
book. It's a woman that acts like an
427
00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:43,270
absolute slut, but medically and
physically, she's still a virgin.
428
00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:44,870
Oh, shit.
429
00:56:44,930 --> 00:56:47,310
In this day and age, that's a pretty
tall order.
430
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:51,330
Wait, don't you see? She didn't feel it.
She didn't feel it this time.
431
00:56:51,850 --> 00:56:52,950
What are you talking about?
432
00:56:53,990 --> 00:56:55,170
Prudence, don't you understand?
433
00:56:55,470 --> 00:56:56,670
She always feels it.
434
00:56:56,910 --> 00:57:00,130
And when I came just a little while ago,
she didn't feel it. I know it. I can
435
00:57:00,130 --> 00:57:01,130
always tell.
436
00:57:01,190 --> 00:57:04,950
I don't know quite what you're talking
about, but perhaps this book is very
437
00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:07,300
powerful. Maybe this has something to do
with it.
438
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,000
That's it. That's the answer.
439
00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:13,440
Can you be ready to do the ceremony
tonight?
440
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,800
Well, that would mean rushing the
translation a bit.
441
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:18,560
But sure.
442
00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:21,140
Good. Hey, wait a minute. Now what does
all this mean?
443
00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:26,040
It means I think I know how to get you
your virgin harlot. Just leave it to me.
444
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,080
Guess what I did say?
445
00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,380
You goddamn whore. You can have him.
446
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,800
Have who?
447
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,780
You know damn well who I mean.
448
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,100
Jason, I never want to see him again.
449
00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:49,200
Hope, I just can't take it. I can't take
it at things you do.
450
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,920
How would you like it if you didn't know
what I was doing?
451
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,120
Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't you like
that?
452
00:57:55,700 --> 00:58:00,220
Don't tease me. I can't... Please, just
don't. I'm not teasing you. Do you know
453
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:03,020
what happened or what I did after Jason
today?
454
00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:08,270
Nothing dirty, I know. Nothing dirty. I
only sucked off my stepfather while
455
00:58:08,270 --> 00:58:10,090
Professor Petrie fucked me in the ass.
456
00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:11,850
You're lying.
457
00:58:12,410 --> 00:58:13,890
No, I'm not lying.
458
00:58:15,090 --> 00:58:16,550
I'm telling you the truth.
459
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:17,910
But how?
460
00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:23,370
I don't know. I really don't. All I know
is that we did it in front of that
461
00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:25,270
book. The Necronomicon?
462
00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:29,570
Yes. And afterwards, I realized that you
hadn't felt it.
463
00:58:30,010 --> 00:58:33,270
And so I asked her if the book had
anything to do with stopping the contact
464
00:58:33,270 --> 00:58:34,890
between us. And they said it did.
465
00:58:35,110 --> 00:58:36,810
And they said a lot more, too.
466
00:58:37,610 --> 00:58:39,030
What did they say?
467
00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:42,270
They said that there was a ritual for
separating twins.
468
00:58:43,330 --> 00:58:44,330
That's crazy.
469
00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:48,870
Crazy? What about this thing between us?
That's crazy.
470
00:58:49,270 --> 00:58:52,290
If you can believe that, you certainly
can believe this.
471
00:58:52,510 --> 00:58:56,930
If the book stopped the contact between
us today, why not forever?
472
00:58:57,470 --> 00:58:58,770
You sure she bought it?
473
00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:01,670
and sinker.
474
00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:05,630
The only thing is, is she thinks it's
rituals to break the bond between us.
475
00:59:06,030 --> 00:59:10,570
Well, I don't quite understand what goes
on between you two, but whatever it is,
476
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,390
I'm sure this ceremony will make up for
it.
477
00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:14,530
Immortality for real?
478
00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:19,050
That's what the good book says, my dear.
Eternal life, if Professor Petri's
479
00:59:19,050 --> 00:59:20,050
translation is exact.
480
00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:22,350
What about that young man you mentioned?
481
00:59:22,870 --> 00:59:24,090
That's easy for it.
482
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,120
Hello, Jason?
483
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,080
Uh -huh. Tonight at midnight.
484
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,720
At my stepfather's study.
485
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,520
Bye -bye.
486
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:46,920
I invoke now the profane and darkest
names Chitulthu, Nev,
487
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:51,320
Yaksothith, Kanamakalajarama.
488
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:55,440
Kanamakalajarama.
489
00:59:57,620 --> 00:59:58,620
Kanamakalajarama.
490
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:06,580
Let the women prepare her, the virgin
harlot.
491
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,900
Let the Virgin serve the men.
492
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,060
What?
493
01:07:03,140 --> 01:07:04,140
Something's wrong.
494
01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:06,080
Well, look in the book.
495
01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:09,960
Look, look, you idiot.
496
01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:11,180
Where? What?
497
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,360
There, there.
498
01:07:13,260 --> 01:07:15,020
The translation was wrong.
499
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,120
Well, how?
500
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:22,180
How? Look, you idiot. This ritual
doesn't cause eternal life. It causes
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potency. We're doomed, all doomed.
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To an eternity of this?
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