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Previously on "Being Human".

Look, I can
deal with this pregnancy.

If you want out, this is the time.

Celine, are you
gonna tell me what's wrong?

I had lung cancer years ago, it's back.

Bishop!

Prepare for what's coming.

A door?

The portal that
takes you to the beyond.

It pops up when it's
time for you to mosey.

It's all so sudden and
I'm not mentally prepared.

You've been waiting for this.

I wish I could take you two with me.

See you in 60 years.

Stay with, come on man.

It's okay Aidan,
it's okay, just stay awake.

Stay awake. I'm right here.

Oh my God, Aidan,
what the hell happened?

Okay, get Jason down
here with a large bore IV.

I need to start a line,
tell Martha to clear an OR.

No, it's just blood.

No, no, sit back, we got you, okay?

Nora, he needs a transfusion.

Go! Now!

Listen, I told you there
are things I can't explain!

This is your secret?

No operating room,
no doctor, just blood.

Please.

This shouldn't have
worked for so many reasons.

But for a little while,
for this excellent moment

in time, it did work, didn't it?

And I felt human, alive.

But you were right.

The secret breaks things down.

It's like bile.

Dark, corrosive.

Hi.

I don't, I don't have any money.

Ah.

Don't bother running, pup,
you know we'll catch you.

Full moon's not for another two weeks.

What is this?

Well, look at that,

you really don't know, do you?

Well, this-

Is how the world works.

You and the other dogs down there,

and all of us way up here.

What are you?

God's little creatures.

Marcus, Marcus.

Aidan, believe this?

Can't even get a cup of coffee

without running into a mutt these days.

So ya him beat him up
two weeks before he turns?

Might as well beat up a little girl.

Bishop would be so proud.

It's a long story
and most of it's unbelievable.

But it's time you knew the truth.

Now that I have nothing left to lose.

♪ Now, now, now, calm down ♪

♪ You don't need to be so ♪

The blood's coming, you'll be okay.

♪ Now now now, calm down ♪

♪ You don't need to get so- ♪

Go, it's just waiting now.

Go to your door.

No way, no way,
I need to know he's okay.

Sally, don't miss it because of me.

If I die, I'm ready.

♪ Now, now, now, who's out ♪

♪ We don't need to leave it out ♪

Aidan?

Go, maybe I'll see you there.

♪ It just shows your weakness ♪

♪ Behind your... ♪

It's okay.

No!

I'm Aidan.

You're one of them?

I guess so.

Yeah, well thanks,

but I gotta go before you
kill me, if that's cool.

Hey, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Come on, let me help get you cleaned up.

I'm a nurse and I can-

Seriously?

You don't bat an eye
at me being a vampire,

but the nurse thing is weird?

Come on.

Now, come on.

Just so you know,

it wouldn't have been exactly
like beating up a girl.

♪ It shows your weakness ♪

When I'm gone, I
at least want you to know

what I was, I want you to
know who you are to me.

Nothing else matters, not anymore.

No, no,

where's my door?

No.

Josh, it's okay. We met last night?

Celine.

Sorry, I'm just a little, um,

I don't know what I am.

Sorry.

Go home, sleep, eat something.

No, I can't leave him.

You'll be more help to him rested.

There are things, it's a thing,

out there that wants to kill him,

something you couldn't
possibly understand.

Bishop and the vampires?

I've understood for
quite a long time, Josh.

But don't worry, I know
how to handle Bishop.

Go home.

Have you been here all night?

I guess I left around two or three,

right around the time it became clear

that you weren't gonna tell me anything.

I'm sorry.

I appreciate what you did.

I know you went against protocol.

Josh, I completely
sent protocol to hell.

God, if anyone found out...

Whatever. It's done.

But if I'm gonna do this,
if I'm gonna put my job and,

I don't know, my life,

if I'm gonna take these kinds of risks,

you gotta tell me if it's worth it.

I don't know what to say.

Really?

I'm keeping this baby.

I wasn't sure, but I am.

Nora, that's great, I think-

I mean, that's amazing.

Yeah, yeah, it would be.

If I felt like I had a partner.

But I'm beginning to
realize that maybe I don't,

which is fine,

but if that's the case,

then I need to prepare myself.

I want to be that person for you.

But you can't.

You wanna be that person, but you can't.

You wanna tell me the
truth, but you can't.

And I wanna keep being
patient, but I can't.

I'm sorry.

He came so close.

That's why it's taking so long to heal.

If you had your fill of life blood,

you'd be healed by now.

Drink me.

No.

Don't be a fool,
Bishop's coming for you.

You can't fight him like this.

Celine, I
would have to drain you.

I'd rather die for you than for cancer.

I will heal.

I just need a little time.

And I need to get home.

LT?

Sully, hey.

You okay?

Been a couple days since
we saw you at the station.

Yeah, it looks like you
caught me sleeping one off.

In your car?

What happened to your face?

Oh.

Right. I'm gonna need a
little help with that.

Is Aidan okay?

I know, I'm here, it sucks.

Why, why aren't you- ?

Above, beyond,
sipping lattes on cloud nine?

I missed it, I came home
and my door just wasn't.

Oh, Sally.

I know, I just,

I sorta can't deal with it right now

or I'm gonna start shooting
people from a bell tower, so.

I get it.

On the other hand.

You're-

Practically a person, except not at all.

My door disappears and I can do this.

Probably not a good thing, right?

No, I don't know, I mean,
it might be a good thing

for your ability to, to
keep up on current events

and the stock market and Sudoku.

No, it's probably not a good thing.

Aidan would know.

Dad, we're coming.
We're coming to get you.

I feel ridiculous.

You'll feel better once you're home

and an old dying lady
isn't pushing you around.

Celine.

How well trained are you?

Can you deliver a simple message?

I...

can't give a, give a message to anyone

because I don't, I don't
know where they are.

Mm-hmm, you know what's funny?

No, I really don't.

All I wanted was for Aidan to

become a better vampire,
to embrace his gift,

and it is a gift, you understand?

Sure.

I selected him to
create a future and he,

well, he hates me now, doesn't he?

Yeah, that never really came up.

You're going to give
Aidan a message for me.

He and I are going to end
this like the very old

and dignified vampires that we are.

You're going to tell him to meet me

at the old garment factory,
eight o'clock tomorrow night.

Who's to say I even know where Aidan is,

or if he's alive?

You are going to give him the message

or I will deliver something
of a very different kind

to your family in Ithaca.

What do you think would
upset your mother more,

your heart or your brain on a platter?

That's new.

That's what Josh said.

It's bad, right?

Yeah, I think it means that-

What?

No, say it.

I think it means that you're
more tethered to the earth.

So I'm stuck here,

like the rest of the one-eyed crazies.

You're still not solid yet,
you're just more charged?

I saw Bishop.

He talked to me for a
disturbingly long time.

Did he hurt you?

I think he would very much like to...

but he, ah-

Hey, so.

You know, when was the
last time the three of us

just got together and
played a really good game

of "Celebrity"?

Josh, just say it.

He wants to meet you.

Like men, like vampire
men, tomorrow night.

Mm hmm.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? Why does he wanna meet you?

He wants to fight me.

You mean kill you.

Aidan, you can barely walk.

This, me and him,

that's what was always going to happen.

Okay, I love you, but
that's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard.

This isn't 1782 or
whenever, you have a choice.

We have a choice.

We aren't choosing anything.

We are a part of this!

Josh and I are your family.

Yes, and Bishop won't stop
until he's torn that apart.

It's not like I borrowed
his car without asking.

I thwarted his plan of taking
over the eastern seaboard.

It's better if I just do this.

Tomorrow's the full moon.

Josh, I saw what you did to
that wolf, what your wolf did.

What?

And, and the
vampires, they were terrified.

You're, you're more
powerful than any of them.

Wait, you want,

you want me to-
- You guys.

It's different, Sally,
it's not controlled.

It's not possible!

It's not possible.

He said he would go after
my mom and dad, he said-

We could, we could leave, we could leave.

You, me, Sally, Nora,
we, we, we, we, I, I,

she hates me right now,
but I could talk to her.

Good, you should talk to Nora

and you should leave with Nora.

That would be good, but
you should forget about me.

Sorry, but no.

This is my battle, okay?

End of story.

So what, we just let you go?

We never see you again?

What, you just go off and die?

I fight.

This should have happened lifetimes ago

and I'm truly sorry that it
had to happen during yours.

The elevator.

Hey.

Whoever says the dedication to dusting

won't lead to a bright future is lying.

I just sailed through HR, flying colors,

and "Fight Club" face? Loved it.

I know you're better than
this, but it's a start.

Well, I'm not that
much better than this.

I mean, working in a hospital
is still some variation

of what my normal life was gonna be.

Broom, scalpel, potato, potahto.

So, thank you.

And a question.

Why the hell are you doing this?

I've been trying to, uh,

you know, be clean for years, decades.

Decades, really?

You know, there are programs.

There aren't really any others like me.

So I slip up, I start all over.

It's isolating, it's frustrating.

So when I saw you, cornered and alone,

I thought, well, it
doesn't have to be that way

for either one of us.

So these, these slip ups,
how often do they happen?

Okay, if we're gonna be friends,

you need to stop thinking
I'm gonna kill you.

Okay.

I know you're scared and I
know you're in a family way,

but we cannot not do something.

I was just thinking the same thing.

So what do we do?

I think you're right.

About the wolf?

That room in the basement.

If we can get Bishop down there
and you can close the door

and lock the two of us inside.

Can you do that now?

I think I can do that now.

Ray was right.

Push comes to shove, I'm a killer.

I don't know what else
we're supposed to do.

This is insane.

And yet it,

it almost seems too easy, doesn't it?

You mean the part where
I transform into a werewolf

and I attempt to murder a 500
year old super angry vampire?

No, that doesn't seem too easy.

You are a really scary werewolf.

Really?

Oh my God.

Like super, super badass scary.

So just, don't say anything to Aidan.

You don't say anything to Aidan.

But seriously, like don't, like, don't,

don't give him special looks

and get all emotional and
whatnot, don't Sally it up.

What does that even mean?

You asked me why I didn't wait for you

all those years ago.

What happened?

I went out for a walk to get some air.

I was gonna go to the train with you.

He had other ideas.

What did he do to you?

I shouldn't have given up
on you, I should have known.

Celine, my god, I am so sorry.

Don't be.

I'm ready to leave, Aidan.

But I can't die until I
know you'll truly live.

Take your life back for both of us.

He'll fight you, but
he wants to do it here.

There's a room in the basement.

No one can hear you down there, same time.

Oh, and just for the record,

the fact that you're in this car

with a "Stay in school" bumper sticker

is just so wrong in so many ways.

Good boy.

You know, you
didn't have to do that.

You know, we don't, uh-

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, just humor me, okay?

I'm turning into a wolf
here, you're going off

to do your big, awful battle,

I feel like it's the night
of a big football game

or something, like state.

Do you even play football?

I went to the games.

- Yeah.
- You know what we should do?

We should join one of
those uh, those like,

local farm delivery programs,
I think it would be good.

I, I'd cook more, be
involved, it'd be good.

Probably just send you a bunch of kale.

Yes, kale's great, it's really good.

It's good for digestion.

What time is it?

It's almost six.

Where are you turning tonight?

In the woods.

And then you're gonna go to Ithaca

and see your family and
make sure that they're okay.

You guys are coming back, right?

After you do whatever
it is you have to do.

- Yeah.
- Sure.

I don't wanna be here without you guys.

We'll be back.

And we're gonna join that farm
thing, it's gonna be awesome.

We should, we should be going.

Yeah.

So I guess we should have
started a little slower

with the whole being normal thing, huh?

Do you need a ride tonight or- ?

No, I'm good, I'm good, you go.

Good luck tonight.

I'll see you on the other side.

♪ Roll me down to the edge of the town ♪

♪ The edge of the town
where the graves are ♪

♪ Swallow the weeds ♪

♪ In the throes of those trees ♪

♪ The throes of those
trees my heart lies ♪

♪ You can be my one if you wanna go ♪

♪ You can be my Juliet, now ♪

♪ And we can drift asleep
in a lover's pose ♪

♪ But never go away ♪

♪ No poison here ♪

♪ We'll see ♪

♪ Follow me down to the kingdom around ♪

♪ To the edge of now
where the tracks are ♪

Nora, this shouldn't have worked

for so many reasons,
but for a little while,

for this excellent moment in
time, it did work, didn't it?

The truth is, I never expected

what I found with you, that possibility

of a future I'd given up so long ago.

But I can't step into that future

without helping my family first.

Not just my parents
and my sister whom I've

hurt for too long, but
my family here in Boston.

They're part of my secret, part of my

survival and I owe this to them.

I don't know if I'll even be here

after tonight, but if I am-

♪ You could be my one if you wanna go ♪

♪ Wanna go ♪

♪ You can be my Juliet yeah ♪

Can I help?

You can stick to the plan.

When Bishop walks through
that door, you shut it.

I'll be fine.

Just remind Aidan to come
let me out in the morning.

Carry me out, you know.

You're a good person,
Josh, a good friend.

And Ray was wrong.

You're not a killer.

You never were.

Be safe.

What?

Darn it, Sally!

Is he okay?

He may never speak to me again

and I may never speak to you
again for making me do this.

And you're sure you told
Bishop the right place?

She did.

Cute thing.

Leave.

No, let me help.

Sally.

Oh, don't worry about
hurting my feelings.

I'll see you later.

You took everything from me, Aidan.

You did this to yourself.

Maybe.

Josh.

What do you mean, "When I'm gone"?

Nora, get out.

Josh?

Please.

Oh, my gosh, Josh, are you okay?

No, don't, no.

I want you to go.

Get out, get out!

Oh my god!

- Get out!
- Josh, stop!

Oh.

No.

I chose you because you were brave.

But you're afraid of the greatness

I could give you, you're afraid to fail.

You're the coward,
hiding behind your army,

never strong enough to stand on your own!

And for your weakness, you ruined my life.

You will hate me no more!

You know you can't do
a damn thing with that.

Hand it over little girl.

I told you to change,
I begged you to change.

It didn't have to be this way.

It did.

It did.

If I'd known this would happen.

I thought the baby was okay.

I was so relieved it was okay.

I'm so sorry.

I should have told you
sooner, prepared you.

I wouldn't have believed you.

And there's no way to prepare for this.

What I saw, you have to go
through that every month?

It looks incredibly painful.

And there's no cure?

I'm trying to find
out, but right now, no.

How did it happen to you?

I was in the mountains with my friend

and we thought it was some kind of animal.

I guess it was but it
killed my friend, Stu.

My God.

And scratched me.

And just a scratch was enough?

After what you saw,
what I put you through,

I can understand if you
don't want to be with me.

This is gonna sound crazy,

but I felt like I was finally seeing you.

And now that I know...

Maybe we'll be okay.

I should get back to the house.

Yeah.

Check on some things.

Is that okay?

I'll, I'll come right
back, I'll come back later.

Okay.

- Get out, get out!
- Oh my God!

We should get cable.

Right?

And paint.

Hell, wallpaper.

What's the landlord gonna say, right?

Exactly.

You two really shouldn't have done that.

It's not that we didn't
think you could take him.

You guys, I totally
could have taken him,

you know that, right?

I do, I do.

So how was your night?

This is a conversation
to be had over kale.

How was your night?

I mean, I mean, God,
congratulations, you're free.

Yeah, what are you gonna do?

I think I wanna learn Krav Maga.

I actually can't believe that
you don't already know that.

Do you wanna come?

You could audit, pick up some skills.

Fight ghost crime.

I like it, I like it.

- Mm.
- Mm.

What are you gonna do?

Oh, now that I'm here forever?

Now look, you don't know that for sure.

Yeah, but since
I am here, no more waiting.

I'm gonna do something
with my time, you know?

I mean, maybe I got closure with Danny,

but I, I never got closure
with my family and my friends.

So you're just gonna
haunt them, basically.

Basically, yeah. Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

That's what it sounds like.

And we're all
gonna be supernatural,

Krav Maga crime fighters.

Did you order a stripper?

Yeah, actually,

since our last party was
so rudely interrupted,

I thought it might be fun
to watch you eat pizza.

Aw.

- Ah, god.
- Oh, this guy.

Hello.

Heggeman, you're looking well.

I have you to thank for that.

You've come a long way

to thank me when there was no need.

But there is.

You've saved us a lot of
trouble by slaying Bishop.

It had to be done.

And you're honorable, so...

It's time.

I'm sorry?

She wants to meet you.

Aidan, do not be foolish.

You are the leader now.

Of course, she wants to meet you.

♪ I am nothing without ♪

♪ Pretend I know now, far... ♪

I just don't see the point.

You know what your problem is?

You don't want to believe
this is your life.

You're very much correct.

But it is your life,

so why are we punishing ourselves?

Think about it, an apartment,
you can have a little yard,

you could barbecue.

You don't even eat.

I like the ritual.

It would never work.

You're very negative.

You're very observant.

What was that?

♪ I don't need another friend ♪

♪ When most of them ♪

♪ I can't barely keep up with them ♪

♪ Perfectly able to hold my own hand ♪

♪ But I still can't kiss my own neck ♪

♪ I wanted to give you everything ♪

♪ But I still stand in awe
of superficial things ♪

♪ I wanted to love you like my
mothers, mothers, mothers did ♪

♪ Civilian ♪

♪ Civilian ♪