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Previously on "Being Human."

Hey, it's me.

I need your help.

You're a vampire.

You had no right to turn her.

We just wanted to see for
ourselves what was so special.

I feel like a goddess.

Once the high wears
off, it is more gruesome

than you can realize.

I'm lonely.

Me too.

You can move with your thoughts.

Shut up.

- Where are we?
- Danny's old place.

- Danny?
- My fiance.

Danny?

Bridget?

Quick,
what's the world's

most rapidly evaporating resource?

- Oil.
- What is that?

- Water?
- In the bushes?

Fresh air?

Hey.

Not even close.

♪ Seven or eight days ♪

♪ She gone where I don't even know ♪

♪ Clock like a steam drill,
tearin' up the wall ♪

When's the
last time you were truly alone?

Do you remember the guy who
took your picture in that one?

Yeah.

When you
didn't think to yourself.

- Classic.
- Yeah.

Classic shot.

Somebody's watching me.

A man could wander for
an eternity these days

before finding a place
where he can be himself.

Let go.

Sorry.

Howl at the moon.

How did we let this happen to us?

♪ Life was livin for the heart ♪

♪ I'm stumbling to- ♪
- Um, yeah.

Goodnight.

♪ That beer I know I hid, and laughin ♪

♪ "Ain't love just like
fumbling in the dark" ♪

♪ So, seven ♪

♪ Seven or eight days ♪

♪ She gone where I don't even know ♪

Why
do we insist on looking

when our every impulse tells us.

♪ Gone seven ♪

Look away
♪ Seven or eight days ♪

♪ She's gone where I don't even know ♪

[RAY VOICEOVER} Maybe it's Because

we all have something to hide.

♪ At dusk the kids are playing, saying ♪

♪ "Mama, can we stay out" ♪

That
thing buried down deep.

♪ The dog's under the porch-light ♪

♪ Sleeping with his one eye open ♪

♪ Hopin for some leftover from lunch ♪

Beat
back into the darkness

with everything we have.

We're secretly hoping to see

that the monster inside
each of us is inside us all.

There it is, look hard
enough, you'll see it.

You will be seen.

It's okay.

Just some clothes.

Go ahead.

You was over a mile north of here.

Who are you?

Seriously, Chief, just get dressed.

You're not the only one
who's uncomfortable now.

You know you suck at being a werewolf.

It's almost offensive.

What are you talking about?

I told you it's okay.

Name's Ray.

I'm a werewolf too.

Come on man, don't be like that.

You took my clothes.

Least you can do is talk to me.

Sorry, don't talk to delusional people.

You know I'm telling the truth.

It's only been a couple of
hours since your last change.

Your your senses are still blazing.

You can smell what I am.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Josh!

How do you know my name?

I've been like this a while, you know.

I can help you.

How?

Once a month I'm an animal, a killer.

I have to run away from my
home, my friends, everyone.

I have to protect the world from myself.

And I can help you with that.

We can look out for each other
where we keep everyone safe.

What do you say?

Thanks for the clothes.

Ah, come on Josh.

We'll wait, shower up.

Why are you dressed like a douche?

Because a douche gave me these clothes.

No, sorry, a werewolf douche
gave me these clothes.

- Seriously.
- Oh, I'm dead serious.

Yeah, Ray the werewolf.

He's been watching me.

- No.
- Yes.

Just when I start to
think that there's hope,

like real hope for me to be
just like everybody else,

I wake up and I'm in hell.

I'm in hell.

I died and now I'm actually in hell.

What happened to you?

Aidan and I were just
talking about how I'm in hell,

but whatever, let's talk about you.

I just spent my night
watching Danny and Bridget

simper and swoon over each other.

If I had bodily fluids, I'd
spew all them right now.

- Who is Bridget?
- My best friend,

who I've known since third grade,

who I now realize is also a brutal whore.

You can come and go as you
please though now, right?

Yeah, why didn't you just leave?

But that's just it,
I didn't have control.

Apparently I go wherever my mind goes.

So I didn't wanna watch
Danny and Bridget together,

so I left,

but then I couldn't stop
thinking about them together.

Next thing I know, wham.

You're watching them together.

It's a vicious cycle.

Why are you dressed like a douche?

Josh met another werewolf.

- Aw.
- Who's stalking him.

Ew.

I'm gonna shower.

What do I do?

Well, I'll, I'll tell you what you do.

You, you be strong and
you focus on other things.

Maybe I'll have your willpower

after I've been around
for a century or two.

Need blood 34, 27 blood.

34, 27.

Hold up. What are you doing?

Transferring Mr. Shaw.

Really? Where?

There aren't any beds here.

Are, are you sure?

I was sent by Dr. Prendar.

Maybe you could check.

Robin, would you get this
gentleman's paperwork started?

We'll get you all squared away, Mr. Shaw.

You think, I dunno how
many beds I have available.

No, no. It's just that Dr. Prendar...

Dr. Prendar is what's clinically known

as a jackass and a coward.

I already informed Dr. Prendar

that I don't have any space for Mr. Shaw.

That's why he had a dopey
doe-eyed, sad looking orderly

bring him down here.

He thought I'd have mercy on you

because you doe-eyed and-
- Sad looking.

I get it.

Go.

I don't know, man.

But it's one of the, it's one of the,

it's one of the drawbacks of...

Hey, there he is.

What are you doing here?

You ready to talk, Chief?

- Ray?
- Yeah, thanks.

You have to leave.

All I'm asking for is one cup of coffee.

You know what, Ray-

Ray, can we have a minute?

He knows where I work,
that we're roommates.

Can I just say something?

What, you want to hang
out with this lunatic?

Seriously?

Josh, you're a rare breed.

But don't you think it might be good

to spend a little time
with someone like you?

- How's that?
- No, not really.

See, the one thing that I've
been able to do with this thing

that I carry around with
me is keep it small.

Okay, I deserve to contain
my own private hell

and now this guy pops up and
suddenly there's two of us.

If I let him in, Aidan,
as, it all gets bigger.

You may only change once a month,

but your anxiety about who you are,

what you are, it consumes you.

It is not small.

Please call 7428.

Dr. Smith, please call 7428.

One cup of coffee, tomorrow.

Sweet, it's awesome, bro.

We're not bros.

Are you rough with all the girls

or is it just a thing with me?

- What do you want, Rebecca?
- I just wanted to talk.

I know you hate me, but
you're the only one,

you're the only one who would understand.

What?

Just try to remember for a second

that you gave a damn about me.

I need you to get me out.

Or just, God, just end this now.

So you want to get away
from Bishop just like that.

Bishop is just the tip
of the whole nasty pile

of blood-lusty garbage

'Cause the last I remember,

you were having the time of your life

tearing through innocent people.

I thought it made me strong, invincible.

I'm the weakest thing on earth.

But the, the rush, the fantasy
of how I kill when I'd kill.

It's, it's gone.

It's like I snapped out
of twilight sleeping.

Now I can hear people whimper,
see the fear in their eyes.

I hate what I am, what I've become.

I, I can't stop, I can't fight it.

Not by myself.

It's, it's not your fault.

You didn't choose.

No, I didn't.

But everything I've done since turning,

I could stop.

You've stopped.

- It's not that easy.
- But you could help me.

I don't know.

You wanted to help me.

Doesn't better late than never

count for anything anymore.

Time's the game start?

7:30.

They should be done just in time.

Ugh. Vomit.

Do you have a strainer?

Yep.

Bottom right cabinet.

You know, we could have
just ordered in some pizza.

You didn't have to cook.

I love cooking.

No, please.

I never knew you were a baseball fan.

- Oh yeah.
- That's because she's not.

And you like to cook?

- No, she really can't.
- You should tasted it

before you judge though.

Oh, Danny, I love baseball and cooking

and being a slut and lying.

Will you please do me.

Look, what is this?

What are we doing here?

It's dinner and baseball.

Yeah, I don't care about dinner.

I don't care about the Red Sox game.

All I keep thinking about is
what happened the other night.

God, I was wondering
if we were just gonna-

Want to know what's happening?

I'll tell you what's happening.

Well, no, that's what
I was planning on doing.

But then you came over

and it hit me.

And you're about to make a huge mistake.

Why do it?

Because of Sally.

Sally, yes.

Thank you for caring.

What about us?

I mean we're still here.

And so am I!

Holy crap.

- Oh, nope, let me get-
- Holy crap.

I did just do that.

I don't know what happened.

I happened.

That was weird.

- Stop.
- Wait.

I can't do this.

Don't you ever, I don't know.

Don't you ever feel like she's watching?

Well, I, I don't know about that.

Maybe this is a bad idea.

I think I should go.

Hey Josh, how
about a cup of coffee

and a 10 mile hike through the woods?

Sounds great, Ray.

I couldn't do this in a coffee shop.

We need to be out here.

- For what?
- Your education.

You're a dangerous man
to yourself and others.

Think, I don't know that?

So we're gonna teach
you to transform safely.

Rule number one, no one gets hurt.

All right, we don't want to
kill anyone or turn them.

Am I right?

So what's rule number two?

Well, normally you, you
steer clear of vampires,

but, you've already cramped
the bed on that one.

What's the deal there anyway?

Anytime I've ever been around vamps

they're breaking their foot off in my ass.

No, Aidan's not like that.

He's one of the good ones.

I'm sure he must be part of that soft

and cuddly sect of vampires
I've been hearing about.

Hey, how'd you find me, anyway?

Same way I find any of us.

Papers, websites.

I, I look for patterns, clusters
of strange animal deaths.

You tore up a lot of deer
in these woods, my friend.

Have you, are there others?

Not in these woods.

This is it.

This is what?

School.

You change into a werewolf in here.

Nah, somebody stumbles
across this place.

You both be screwed now.

This place is just somewhere

to keep your stuff dry and safe.

Now the key to an easy and
simple werewolf transformation

is preparation.

First thing to pack needs a
change of clothes, naturally.

Next up, we have wet wipes
to clean yourself off.

I, I prefer fresh scent.

You look like a citrus guy.

Disposable cell phone for emergencies.

Water for before and after.

I found that the change
goes a little smoother

if you're hydrated.

Pb and J, in case you don't
eat while you're changed.

Is your stomach adjusted yet?

Adjusted to what?

A wolf's stomach processes
food different than a person's.

First few times after changing,

I found myself throwing up all
the animals that I'd eaten.

Wolf would chow down on some crazy stuff.

That ever happen to you.

I think the wolf eats its own poo.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the worst.

Are you sure this isn't safer than,

than running around out there?

I mean, no one's safe with
us roaming the forest.

That's where this guy comes in.

What is that, a steak?

Rump roast to be exact.

Now we have about a couple
hours or so after sunset

before we change, right?

Yeah.

So we use this time to
take our little friend here

for a walk, right?

Using this place as a center point,

we walk around in a circle
about a mile or so in diameter.

That night he change, wolf
will pick up the scent

and spend his evening
hunting down this delicious

bit of prime beef.

So the wolf just walks
around in the circle.

No strayin', no running into Bambi.

Huh?

What's rule number one?

No one gets hurt.

That's right.

Did you bring it?

God, I'm starving.

That's not as potent
as what you're used to.

It works for you, doesn't it?

It's not the same
rush as the live stuff.

It's methadone, it's powdered milk.

- It's blood
- Also, it tastes not...

Just take some getting used to.

Rebecca?
- I, I can't.

- That was...
- I can't do this.

- All I brought.
- No, I, I gotta, I gotta go.

I gotta...
- Hey, hey, hey.

- No.
- Come here.

Come here, come here, come here.

Listen, you're gonna be okay.

Okay, you're gonna be all right.

I haven't eaten in days.

Okay, I can get more.

I just need to go back to the house.

I know.

Stay.

Oh, please, Aidan.

- Don't do this.
- Please, Aidan.

Just this one.

Vampire blood ain't much
better than hospital blood.

It's good.

You taste good.

Oh, that was good.

That, that can't happen again.

Why?

It's not like we killed anybody.

Rebecca, I wanna help you, I do,

but I, I've been here before.

Blood leads to blood lust.

Blood lust leads to blood.

Your head.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We have to nip it in the bud.

So that's it?

I'll have to live like an anorexic nun.

I think this might be too much for me.

The longer that you abstain,

the more that you'll appreciate the reason

why you're doing it.

You're so full of it.

You know, it felt good to bite into flesh,

drank it until you can't see straight.

I needed to feed,

but I think maybe you needed this more.

Oh.

And I think maybe, you
might still be hungry

And they're picking up
the glass I knocked over

and then he gives her the,

I'm gonna make out with you look.

No, he didn't.

Actually he didn't
'cause I was all "No!"

and then they heard it or they felt it

because then they just stopped.

- You pencil jammed him.
- From beyond the grave.

It was the death star of pencil jams.

Hey, there he is.

Hey man, what's shaking?

Hey Ray.

You split Danny and your friend up.

Yeah, yeah.

And I broke a wine glass with my brain.

Who's ready for crepes.

Oh, hell yeah.

So you guys really hit it off.

Yeah, man knows his
way around a rump roast.

He knows his stuff.

Hey, you all right?

You look a little off.

- Um.
- I know that look.

Someone got some stink last night.

Did you?

Did get some stink.

I'm not pulling that off.

You wanna crepe?
- Nope.

Hey, you were right, actually,
Ray's a pretty decent guy.

Um, he doesn't have a place to stay.

I was thinking maybe he
could crash here for a while.

Really, because we hardly know him.

You're the one who told
me to give him a chance.

So what?

Worried about having more than
one werewolf in the house?

Of course not.

Good.

Wait, hold on.

Can you talk this over with Sally?

- Just think, those two.
- Oh my God, seriously?

Getting all up on each other.

If not for you,

there definitely would've
been digital manipulation.

Ugh, yeah.

She's cool with it.

♪ I feel like selling my things ♪

♪ I feel like bein' alone ♪

♪ Can't tell if I'm all confused ♪

♪ After I hung up the phone ♪

♪ Glad to hear you're feelin' stronger ♪

♪ And that you're ready to go ♪

♪ Did you know that I was in your way ♪

♪ Thanks for sayin' it, now I know ♪

♪ So this is how these things go ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ So this is how these things ♪

♪ Shake out in the end ♪

We need another round.

I wanna make a toast to my
favorite time of the month.

Moon's almost right.

Everything we are is just under the skin.

Strength is there.

Senses are heightened.

You smell that?

What, what?

Women?

You ever have sex around this time?

Nope.

It's crazy train.

I haven't had any relationships
since this happened to me.

You know, I don't want anyone to get hurt.

Rule number one, right?

I'm not asking about relationships.

I'm asking about banging.

Women love the wolf.

You guys hungry?

You wanna see some menus?

- Um...
- I'm hungry,

but what I want ain't on the menu.

Well, that's original.

I'm sorry if that was crass,

but I'm just trying to
cut through all the bulls.

I'm telling the truth.

I think you're drop-dead beautiful.

Well go on.

I wanna buy you a drink.

Maybe two and see what happens.

But I'm willing to bet that
after a drink, maybe two,

we end up in bed.

Well, I don't drink.

Here's my number, I get off at one.

I take some potato skins.

Is that the wolf or was that you?

Does it matter?

Day before the day

we're a little of both, aren't we?

You should try it sometime.

That's not really my style.

It's not just about getting laid.

It's about grabbing life by
the throat and makin' it sing.

That's why they hate us, you know?

Vampires are dead and we're alive.

So they beat us and they kick
us every day until our friend,

the moon gets nice and fat.

Then it's our turn.

We get to sit on the throne

and shove their faces into the street.

Do you have any idea
what the two of us can do

to them this time of the month?

Not all vampires are bad.

Aidan's different.

Aidan is different.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

To the wolf

To the wolf.

♪ Yeah, 'cause you wanted to before ♪

♪ And don't you slowly blink, baby ♪

♪ You wanna tear me up ♪

Ray.

Where's my blood?

I'm sorry, man.

I had make room for those beauties.

Where is it?

It was an emergency man.

You know, I, I didn't
want my rumpers to go bad.

- Where?
- It's right over there.

I figured you can get some
more down at the hospital,

you know or just jump
someone down an alley.

Full moon's coming soon.

Yep, can't wait for it.

Yeah, it's been great,
the help you've given Josh.

But you will be moving on after this moon.

Yeah, I bet you like that, huh?

Might be for the best.

Your welcome's wearing a bit thin here.

Well, maybe Josh might
have something different

to say about that.

Josh will do what's right.

Who's to say what's right, huh?

Some guy who's actually
showing him how to survive,

how to thrive

or some undead thing that
lets him tag along like a pet.

Only a matter of time before he realizes

and sees you for the leach you are.

Oh, you picked the wrong
time to screw with me, Ray.

What you gonna do?

Rip me the shreds in this kitchen

and prove to your friend Josh

what a murderous scum
we both know you to be.

Is a bagel good for a hangover?

Aidan?

Aidan?

Uh, what?

Hi.

Doe-eyes, how are you?

Fine.

I haven't been screamed at by
any nurses in a month or so.

Yeah, I'm, I'm sorry about that.

It was a monster of the day.

And honestly, it wasn't your fault.

It's really fine, let me buy
you a, let me buy a coffee.

- Oh, that's okay.
- No, please, I insist.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

I'll get the next one.

All right.

So are you hungry

'cause I am, but what I
want ain't on this menu.

What menu?

Listen, I know you're
as busy as you are hot,

so I'm gonna make this
work short and sweet.

What time do you get off?

Why?

'Cause I wanna o take
you out, buy you a drink.

Maybe two, maybe three and four,

and just see what happens

And what do you think's gonna happen?

Well, I'm willing to
bet that after that drink,

before who we end up in sex

in bed, sexing in bed

or whatever.

Wow, that's pretty, just, wow.

What's your name?

- Josh.
- Josh, right, yeah.

I'd like to continue this conversation.

Really?

But I'm incredibly busy.

So busy in fact that I don't have time

to go to human resources

and tell them what a
disgusting harassing cretin

they have working here as an orderly.

So let's just say you talk
to me again, it's your ass.

Mmmhmm, mmmhmm.

What was that?

What, I's channeling my inner wolf.

Okay.

So the wolf never wants
to have sex again either.

Who taught you this crap, Ray, because...

Ray, my friend Ray, yeah, he did.

He taught me a lot of things.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I don't know, I don't
know, tell you what,

when you're off tonight, wherever
you've been for the past,

who knows how many nights?

Maybe it'll come to you.

You commit dating suicide
and suddenly it's about me.

Am I a jerk?

Why would I think that?

I use my other worldly powers
to destroy relationships?

I'm a jerk, right?

Denny?

Why did it have to be Bridget?

You loved Danny, right?

And Bridget.

When she's not rubbing
her bits all over my fiance.

Yeah, she's the best.

So what could be better
than two people that you loved

coming together over the
love that they share for you?

They're not sharing
the love, Mr. Hallmark,

They're dancing on my grave,

Sally.

This life gets bitterly cold,

sometimes you just need
to cling to the person

that you can claw your
way out of the dark with.

Danny and Bridget, they may not be kismet,

but we all deserve a
shot at a normal life.

They do, you do.

You do.

Maybe

Bridget.

Okay.

Bridget, I know you
probably can't hear me,

but I dunno what else to do.

I need you to know that it's okay.

I get it.

Please, go to him.

Hello.

Is someone there.

This place is really nice.

Yeah, it's been around forever.

I think they redecorated.

Food looks good.

Really colorful.

Aidan?

Just, just try.

So how was your day, anyway?

♪ All alone in the city ♪

♪ Think I found the night ♪

♪ Broken bottles lookin' for ♪

♪ I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go ♪

School is over.

You have absorbed every morsel
of knowledge I have to offer.

Thanks Ray, I mean that.

What do you say we celebrate?

Hey?
- Yeah, all right.

Where are we?

See that place?

They gorge themselves in there.

Who?

Who do you think?

They get so stuffed with blood

they actually get stoned.

Filthy pigs.
- Vampires,

There are vampires in there?

See, this is the kind
of stuff your boy Aidan

is not gonna be telling you about.

Come on.

That's why I want you to know everything

that these leeches are capable of.

Quit walking.

I really don't think we should be here.

This is absolutely where
we need to be tonight.

while we're strong.

I'm proud of you, boy.

And follow my lead, enjoy the party.

Ready to pop some ticks?

Excuse me.
- Ray, wait.

Excuse me, sir.

No thanks, I'm full.

Ray!

♪ I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go ♪

Ray, he's...
- What?

He's dead, he died a long time ago.

How can you just stand there?

Don't you want some payback?

A little retribution for
all the crap we had to take

from pieces of garbage like this,

day in, day out, six.

Eat this.

Four.

Well, look at this.

Couple of strays.

You want a piece of this?

Ray, let's go.

I think I have a little room left.

Well that just leaves you and-

Ray, we need to get
the hell out of here now.

Hey, you're not the only one that bites.

♪ City turns to run ♪

Wait, wait!

Get outta here now!

Aidan!

Come on, we gotta go.

Come on.

T- hat's it Josh, show him the power!

- Hey.
- Hi.

It's okay.

All right, well what's-

This, us.

We don't have to feel guilty.

I think Sally tried to tell me.

- Tell you what-
- I, I guess, I don't know.

I felt something, a feeling of, of peace.

Wait, wait, what?

I think it was her.

Can't do this anymore.

- Hey, sweetheart-
- I can't.

It's OK, it's okay.

I brought you something.

I am not a monster, neither are you.

But we are, we are.

Every day is gonna make us
wanna rip our fingernails out

if we have to keep living like this.

I can't go to a restaurant

and pretend to be human
when all I wanna do

is eat the table next to me.

I'm not that strong.

I will be strong for both of us.

I've been here before.

When you wake up in the
morning, you will feel better.

Hey guys, it's Danny.

Sally?

♪ Everyone's raining ♪
- Are you here?

♪ Everyone's pouring ♪

♪ Everyone's hailing,
everyone's storming ♪

Sally, are...

♪ Everyone's raging, everyone's roaring ♪

Are you here?

♪ Everyone's raining, everyone's pouring ♪

♪ My love ♪

You should have seen the look
on his face when I bit him.

I mean, you know, there's surprise.

and then there's this guy
almost bit my cheek off.

kind of surprise.

I can't believe I just did that.

You need a beer, my friend.

Seriously, I don't, I
don't do things like that.

I don't, I don't beat men in alleys.

Those weren't, men.

Be honest though.

Felt good, didn't it?

Hey, look at me.

Hey, hey.
- Oh!

It's all right.

You all right?

I have been watching you, Josh,

and what I saw tonight

that look on your face when
you were tearing that leech up,

there was joy in there.

You enjoyed it, deep, deep
down where the wolf lives.

You know it felt good.

♪ Wolves and werewolves, baby ♪

♪ They're scratching at your door ♪

♪ Say there's wolves and werewolves ♪

♪ They're just scratching at your door ♪

♪ I think I found earlier ♪

♪ I don't know what they're here for ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Say that you wanna be the werewolf ♪

♪ Everything I got to do ♪

♪ I look out and see snow tracks ♪

♪ Leavin' my walkin' shoes ♪

♪ Ah ♪