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Yeah, that's a good sound.
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Now, coming up in the second half-hourof American Bandstand:
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Shields and Yarnell,Elton John and Kiki Dee...
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and now, The Spotlight Dance.
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This is Mr. Lou Rawls.
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Jackie! Door! Knock!
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Sorry. I didn't know you'd be
doing anything so embarrassing.
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- Is Donna here?
- No.
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Look, I need to talk to someone.
I can really use a friend right now.
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Okay, then. Good luck with that.
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Eric, can I talk to you?
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Look, I've always been able to trust you
and you're such a nice guy.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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Okay.
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What happened?
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Did Kelso forget your birthday
or something?
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I'm pregnant.
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Eric, you're like a million miles away.
What's going on?
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I have to tell you something,
but you have to promise...
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you won't tell anybody else.
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Dirt! I swear. Now tell me.
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Not here.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Of course I support the Wolverines.
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I have to.
I'm a cheerleader, not a cheer-liar.
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And then, in the dream, two of
The Three Stooges fed me grapes...
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while I played them a beautiful song
on my accordion...
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In the nude.
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Somehow the accordion part
bothers me more...
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than the nude part.
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- Michael, stop it!
- What'd I do?
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Look, I just need all the food
I can get right now.
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Hi.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Jackie?
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My God.
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Donna, you have never asked me
to go to the bathroom with you before.
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Yeah, it's a big day.
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Man, she has been acting so weird lately.
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I'm telling you, guys,
I think it's time I break up with her.
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That's real nice. Why don't you grow up?
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So, is it true?
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Yes, Donna, it is true.
I am carrying Michael Kelso's child.
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Jackie, you're a sophomore.
How can you be so stupid?
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I'm a sophomore.
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Why didn't you, like, you know,
use something?
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Look, I would have...
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but my cousin Carla told me
that I could not get pregnant...
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for eight days after my period.
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Okay.
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Eight days after your first day
or your last day?
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I don't know. Carla never called me back.
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My God, Donna, having this child
is gonna ruin my whole life.
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Yeah.
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I'll have to wear flats, I'll gain weight,
I'll be too fat to cheer.
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Not to mention the fact
you'll have a baby to take care of.
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Donna, what am I gonna do?
I'm in such trouble.
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Jackie, it's all right. We'll get through this.
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What does Kelso say about all this?
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No! I cannot tell Michael.
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- It's way too embarrassing.
- Jackie!
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- You had sex with him.
- I know I did. But we didn't talk.
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You have to tell Kelso.
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If you don't, I will.
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Thank you, Donna.
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Jackie, I don't want to tell him.
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I think he knows.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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We're just a little surprised
that you're home, that's all.
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It's no big deal.
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You know, I just didn't feel like
going away for spring break.
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Honey, is there a warrant out for you
in Fort Lauderdale?
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Now, Kitty, I'm sure she's just home...
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to spend time with us and Eric.
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Why are you home?
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Daddy, it was just
a very, very tough quarter.
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I'm sure you'll come through
with flying colors.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You know, the whole concept
of grades is so subjective.
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It's really the experience of college
that's important.
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No, it's not.
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Mail's here.
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Nothing.
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Sorry I was late. We were at The Hub.
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Then I had to drive everyone home,
then Kelso says...
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Blah, blah. You're late.
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Be responsible for your own actions.
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That's real easy for you to say, pal!
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That kid's on dope.
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Don't want to miss Sanford and Son.
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Mom?
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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
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Okay.
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A friend of mine, and it's not me...
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is pregnant.
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Is it you?
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- No, Mom, not me.
- Thank God.
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I just had the most horrible flashback
to when I was 16 and...
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You were saying, honey?
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The whole pregnancy thing
is just so scary and overwhelming.
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Jackie, I mean...
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my friend.
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It is you, isn't it?
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No.
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She had one night of fun
and now her whole life is out of control.
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Are you worried about you and Eric?
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No.
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Maybe.
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Yes.
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Honey, let me just tell you what I think.
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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment,
things happen.
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And the backseat of a car is no place
to be worrying about birth control.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Sanford thinks he's having a heart attack.
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It looks like the big one. Come watch.
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So, I've been thinking about it...
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and I'm gonna do the right thing.
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I'm gonna be responsible. I mean,
I have to. I'm going to be a father.
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Yeah, and on the plus side...
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you walk into a liquor store
carrying a baby, man...
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they'll sell you beer.
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Yeah, and I like kids.
I still have some of my Legos.
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It's gonna be great.
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And Jackie's mukatots will get huge.
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Fez, for those of us who only speak
English, what exactly is a "mukatot"?
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Feet. They will get long as well as wide.
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Very gratifying.
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You foreign freak.
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I mean, this is scary, man.
I might have to get married.
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Not just married. Married to Jackie.
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That's freaking terrifying.
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- Okay, I am never having sex again.
- Yeah, good one.
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No, I'm serious, man.
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It's just not worth it. Just wait, Eric.
This could so easily happen to you.
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I don't think so.
I'd probably have to have sex first.
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- It's just not fair.
- You're telling me. I want to have sex.
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Laurie, I sure have noticed you
hanging around the mailbox a lot.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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What could be so important...
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that you'd give up a week
of whoring around Fort Lauderdale?
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I know. It's your grades, right?
You're flunking out.
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Bingo! Forman scores! Right?
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Okay, Eric. You know what?
Dad likes me and he doesn't like you.
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Can I help you?
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Sure. Pictures for Forman.
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I'll be right back.
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Hey, there, Eric. You okay?
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I was just...
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How are you?
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Here you go. Can I help you?
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Yup. Prescription for Pinciotti.
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Trying on cologne for Donna?
That is so darn cute.
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Thank you, sir.
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Here you go. That'll be $21.50.
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That's a little pricey for cough medicine.
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Pinciotti, Donna.
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Ortho-novum.
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Ortho what?
Ortho-novum.
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Birth control pills.
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Midge!
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Midge?
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Meet Bob.
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He's a typical American who works hard...
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loves his familyand has never cheated on his tax return.
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Life is good...
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but lately,he's noticed some slight changes...
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in his daughter Donna.
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"Hi, honey. How was school today?"
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"Great, Dad.
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"I got an A on a test...
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"and tonight I'm having cocktailswith the principal.
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"Will you excuse us, Dad?
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"We have to study."
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Bob realizes his daughter is growing up.
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Now that Donna's on the pill...
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she's what medical professionals call:
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Open for business.
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Come on, Bob.
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I want to show you something.
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You see, Bob, the pill meansDonna can have lots of sex...
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with many different partners.
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Not just Eric.
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"Hi, Mr. Pinciotti.
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"Boy, is your daughter something!"
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So. Do you get it, Bob?
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She's open for business.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm next.
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Eric, you're not eating. Are you sick?
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Yeah, Eric, you seem upset. Did
something happen at the pharmacy?
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What happened at the pharmacy?
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Nothing.
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Shut up.
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Eric, be nice to your sister.
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Kitty, what happened to the mail?
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I checked the mail, Dad. Nothing. No mail.
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You know, the mail keeps disappearing.
I think we have a little mail thief.
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Speaking of.
Laurie, I could've sworn I saw...
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a University of Wisconsin
envelope sticking out of your bra.
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What's that all about?
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What?
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Donna's on the pill.
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What did you do?
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Nothing.
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Dinner's over! You. Kitchen. Now.
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I know you're 17...
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and we can't stop you
from doing what you want to do.
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- Yes, we can.
- Red!
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All I'm saying is, have respect for her.
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You respect her
by keeping your hands off of her.
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You are a dirty boy, Eric.
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Okay, now, let's talk about birth control.
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Birth control?
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Don't do it! That's your birth control.
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I'm gonna pray for you, Eric.
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You're the devil.
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And did you know that Laurie's
flunking out of college?
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Don't change the subject.
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You've got strange thoughts
in your little head...
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and that Donna's a nice girl.
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Red, you are giving him
the wrong idea about sex.
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- It's not dirty.
- But it's not clean, either.
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Okay, cleanliness.
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Now, that reminds me, always make
sure your nails are trimmed and clean.
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Foreplay is very important.
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No, it's not.
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Yes. It is.
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Personally, I'm very proud
to have a daughter...
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who acted so mature and responsible.
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I'm her father.
You should've told me, Midge.
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Can you imagine how I felt
standing there with Eric...
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when the pharmacist handed me
birth control pills?
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Eric knows? Thanks a lot, Dad!
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- You know, she and Eric are dating.
- All the more reason.
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You'd rather she got pregnant?
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That is not gonna happen to Donna.
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It happened to us.
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Sure, throw that in my face again.
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Hey, Laurie. Is Eric around?
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No, he's at The Hub. Watch the door.
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- What are you doing?
- My grades.
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I gotta make some Fs into Bs
before Red sees them.
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You're fine.
Red and Kitty are watching Bonanza.
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- I gotta go.
- Smart move going on the pill.
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That was the best thing I ever did.
Just wait 'til you get to college.
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Bye.
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Donna!
256
00:16:44,514 --> 00:16:46,380
Guess what?
257
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You're having twins?
No.
258
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I'm not pregnant.
259
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,627
My God. Jackie, thank God.
260
00:16:53,697 --> 00:16:56,635
My God, I can forget about
this whole ugly thing...
261
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put it behind me, and never ever...
262
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I am not gonna let you forget about this...
263
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all right?
264
00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:05,647
You got really lucky. And as your friend...
265
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I'm not gonna let you be stupid about this.
266
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,561
We're friends?
267
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Shut up.
268
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Jackie, I went on the pill.
269
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My God...
270
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you are gonna be so popular!
271
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Jackie, I didn't do it to be popular.
272
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I did it because I am not gonna
get stuck in this dinky little town.
273
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Okay, you know they're building
a Kmart on Franklin.
274
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Jackie, when this ERA passes,
I'm gonna be able to do whatever I want.
275
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And so will you
if you don't screw it up now.
276
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,934
So, Donna, tell me more about this pill.
277
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Does it do anything weird to your hair?
278
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Only above your lip.
279
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I still don't understand
why Donna has to take this pill.
280
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Is she sick?
281
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No, Fez.
282
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She takes the pill so that she can have
all the sex she wants...
283
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and not get pregnant.
284
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With such a useful product available...
285
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what the hell were you thinking, you idiot?
286
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Forman, you know
what you should do, man?
287
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:28,429
You should probably break up with Donna.
288
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Because the pressure
of that much worryfree sex...
289
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that could kill you.
290
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Yeah, that would be Plan B, Hyde.
291
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:39,947
I wish Jackie would've thought
about going on the pill.
292
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You know, if I had the chance,
I'd do it all different.
293
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:48,501
No, you wouldn't.
Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't.
294
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I should've broken up with her
when I had the chance.
295
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So, Eric, can I talk to you? Alone.
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Sure.
Cool.
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Michael...
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I'm not pregnant.
299
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Yes!
300
00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:13,543
Yes!
301
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,784
- So, you feel tons better, right?
- Oh, yeah!
302
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My God, that's so great.
'Cause you know what?
303
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I'm breaking up with you.
304
00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:26,440
What?
305
00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:31,116
Look, Michael, this whole experience
has opened my eyes...
306
00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:33,916
and nothing will stand
in the way of my dream...
307
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:36,585
of becoming a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
308
00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:46,302
Did she just break up with me?
309
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Yup.
310
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I am so sad for you.
311
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May I please have her phone number?
312
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:08,114
My God, Eric. So your parents
know I'm on the pill, too?
313
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Yeah.
314
00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:13,455
I had a nice conversation
with Red and Kitty about foreplay.
315
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,795
Sorry.
316
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:20,863
Yeah. Me, too.
317
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:27,817
Eric, I don't want you to think
this changes anything between us.
318
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I don't.
319
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:33,662
But it could...
320
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,631
right?
321
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,872
I suppose.
322
00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:42,841
I mean, who knows, it might even be you.
323
00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:49,485
Might?
324
00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:52,794
All I'm saying is,
we have to wait for the right time.
325
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Okay.
326
00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:57,372
How about now?
327
00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:02,477
- No.
- Okay.
328
00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:03,910
How about now?
329
00:21:03,986 --> 00:21:05,352
- No.
- Okay.
330
00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:07,751
- Now?
- Yes.
331
00:21:07,826 --> 00:21:08,816
Really?
No.
332
00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:09,954
Okay.
333
00:21:12,735 --> 00:21:14,135
Now, right?
334
00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:19,844
I'll be waiting.
335
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,707
Shut up.
336
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,521
I got a birthday coming up so...
337
00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:50,226
It's for your own good, son.
338
00:21:58,355 --> 00:22:00,291
Okay, who dealt?
339
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:07,268
I bid three hearts.
340
00:22:13,283 --> 00:22:15,309
I'll go with three spades.
341
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,926
This is fun.
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