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- You and Jackie did not do it.
- No. We so did it.
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You're always saying that you did it.
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Kelso, she wears the pants,
and they have never come off.
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Look at my face. This is a face that did it.
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Holy smokes, I think he did it.
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- Kelso did it!
- I did it!
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Yeah. Congratulations, man.
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- Plus, you did it in record time.
- Yeah, you think?
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No, you moron. You've been
kissing her ass for over a year.
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Yeah, but that's over, man.
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It's hard to explain to you kids
that have never had sex before...
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but when you're with a woman,
something chemical happens to her.
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Now, Jackie is totally different.
She's like my love slave.
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Yeah, I'm that good.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, sweetie. How are you?
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Actually, I'm a little bit chilly.
But I left my coat up in the car.
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I'll go get it for you. Miss me.
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Handy little thing, isn't she?
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Okay, that was so cool.
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- Cool?
- And by "cool" I mean "wrong and stupid."
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All right, shut up. Wrestling's back on.
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I love wrestling!
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Come on, you're not even fighting back.
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Why would he fight back?
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Don't forget,this Saturday night...
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pro wrestling is coming...
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to the National Guard Armoryin Kenosha, Wisconsin.
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Watch Rocky Johnsontake on 20 snarling midgets.
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Now, back to the action.
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Rocky Johnson's coming to Kenosha?
Man, we gotta go.
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I'm in. I love midgets, man.
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Eric, I need to see you up here.
Okay, I'll be right up.
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You are not going up?
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I'll go up when I'm ready.
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So I just said to myself:
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"I don't care if all I have
is dirty laundry and no money.
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"I'm going home to see my parents.
Because I love them very much."
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Oh, my.
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Well, will you look at these?
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Yeah, Mom, all the girls are wearing them.
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Eric, where have you been?
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- Yeah, Eric, I called you five minutes ago.
- I was watching wrestling.
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Did you take those books
back to the library like I asked you?
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Yeah. I took them back.
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Then why did I see them
in the backseat of your car?
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I took them back to the car.
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Which means that
they're practically at the library.
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You know, Dad,
I feel sorry for all the good kids...
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who wanted to read those books.
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That's who I feel sorry for.
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Okay, it's five books. A nickel a book.
Big deal, I'm out a quarter.
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It's not about the money, son.
It's about the rules.
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And without rules,
we might as well all be up in a tree...
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flinging our crap at each other.
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Okay.
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The library closes in a half an hour,
so get your ass over there.
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Dad, you know,
all my friends are downstairs so...
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Hey, pal, I'm not the bad guy here.
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Now, you screwed yourself
when you didn't return those books.
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- Now go.
- Okay.
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No.
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Did you say, "no"?
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Are you telling me, "no"?
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Is that what I'm hearing?
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Yeah.
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Oh, dear.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Well, all right!
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You know what's interesting?
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No.
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When you talk to Laurie,
you actually have a conversation...
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but with Eric, you just give orders.
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Kitty, he said no to me.
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He's getting older, Red.
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I think it's time you two
developed a friendship...
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'cause if you don't, he'll move away
and we'll never see him again.
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Is that what you want?
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Red.
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I can't be friends with Eric.
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He's too twitchy.
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Red, until I see you
make some kind of effort...
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I'm just gonna keep bringing it up.
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Threats aren't gonna work, Kitty.
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In the middle
of every newspaper you're reading...
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every nap you're taking,
every football game you're watching...
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I'll be there talking.
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Bob, I'm thinking of starting therapy.
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Okay, I'm gonna be...
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Bye.
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Therapy? That's for crazies.
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You know, the unexamined
self is an unfulfilled self.
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How can you be unfulfilled?
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I put a roof over your head,
I pay the bills, I take care of you.
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- Yeah, but what do I do?
- You fill out that sweater real nice.
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You are so...
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cold!
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What? That's a compliment.
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Sit down, Laurie, have some ribs.
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Mom, you know
I'm on my water and yogurt diet.
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Okay, isn't this nice?
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My whole family together. Mostly.
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Having family fun.
Because that's what dinner is for.
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Right, Red?
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Okay.
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So. Eric...
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what happened at school today?
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Why? What'd you hear?
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What's wrong with you?
I can't ask a simple question?
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Red, you need some potatoes.
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Good job on returning those books.
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Yeah, I returned the books.
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Even though it was kind of stupid.
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What?
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He said it was stupid, Daddy.
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Okay.
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Eric, what are you gonna do this weekend?
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Me and the gang are gonna catch
that wrestling match in Kenosha.
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Now, isn't that something?
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Because a certain Mr. Red Forman
used to wrestle in high school.
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No. What I did then was real.
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That stuff on TV, that's all an act.
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I don't know.
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I bet if the two of you went together,
you'd really enjoy yourselves.
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Right, guys?
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- No, Mom, I don't...
- I'm really busy...
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So, you're going.
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And I think everyone has room to grow...
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but Bob is perfectly satisfied...
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and says just being his wife
should make me happy.
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Midge, let me stop you right there.
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I know we've had only one session,
but from what I'm hearing...
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everything you say is completely right...
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and everything Bob says
is completely wrong.
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I think I'm gonna like therapy.
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I think therapy's gonna like you.
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Jackie, what are you doing here?
You hate wrestling.
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Michael likes it,
and anything that Michael likes, I like.
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'Cause I like Michael.
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Yeah, that's my girl.
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Oh, barf.
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Come on, watch your legs.
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Taking the gang to the wrestling matches?
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I guess I'll just sit home alone tonight...
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since Midge is going
to some therapy thing.
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I'll be alone.
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Get in the car, Bob.
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Eric, give me the keys.
Why can't I drive?
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Because I want to get there in one piece.
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Hey, can we get a move on?
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If I Miss that 20-midget free-for-all,
I'm gonna be super pissed.
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Fine. You drive.
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Red.
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You know,
on second thought you should drive.
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After all, tonight I'm just one of the gang.
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This isn't gonna work, you know?
We're gonna kill each other.
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Fine, kill each other. Just do it together.
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Both hands on the wheel, Eric.
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10 and two.
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- Dad, if you want to drive...
- No. That's all right.
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I'm just one of the gang.
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Yield, damn it! That sign says, "yield."
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That's better.
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Baby
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This is ridiculous.
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When we get home tonight...
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you better tell your mother
we had a damn good time.
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So far so good.
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Yeah.
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And now, I gotta go
and spend $2 for a 10-cent beer.
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Gee, I'm so glad our dads came.
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- At least yours is leaving you alone.
- Yeah.
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- Poor Fez.
- Yeah.
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There I was sitting in the kitchen.
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Sitting in the kitchen, when, boom!
She tells me she needs therapy.
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Yeah, Midge and I
had a beautiful thing, Fezzy...
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then it all went wrong.
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Yeah, Bob, women are hell.
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Why don't you grab us all a beer
and we'll talk it over?
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I could get you sodas,
'cause I know you're underage.
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Bob, this isn't about us.
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It's about you.
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And you need friends. And beer.
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How stupid do you think I am?
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Why don't we grab a beer
and we'll talk it over?
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No.
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Then, Bob, you're on your own.
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See how you drive people away?
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I'm telling you,
after my therapy session, I felt so loose.
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Loose is good.
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If you ask me,
we could all do with a little tightening.
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And tonight, my therapist is hosting
an encounter group...
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but I'm too shy to go alone.
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Well, too bad.
Kitty, please come with me.
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I don't think so. No, thank you. No.
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You know what this is a lot like?
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Like when you asked me
to help you host the bake sale.
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Only it's different, because I said yes.
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All right.
Great.
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It's a gathering of his souls in progress.
Over drinks.
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Free drinks? I'm in.
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That's nice.
That's music to a mother's ears.
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Okay, what's going on here?
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Okay, you see the guy getting in
the ring? That's Rocky Johnson.
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Man, he's the best.
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The best?
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They're not even fighters.
I mean, it's all tricks.
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I could get up there right now and...
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Goddamn, he dropped that guy
right on his head!
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Yeah!
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That's right. I got him.
He ain't going anywhere.
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One, two, three.
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- The winner!
- Get off me! I'm the winner here.
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Yeah!
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Man!
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- Hot in here.
- You poor thing.
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- Is that better, sweetie?
- Yeah!
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- Jackie, can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, sure.
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Michael, is it okay...
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Jackie, what the hell is going on
between you and Kelso?
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Look, Michael Kelso
and I have made beautiful love.
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I mean... No.
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- Why are you being such a doormat?
- Look, I have to be nice.
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What if he gets bored now?
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Bored? Jackie, he's gonna
want to do it again.
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So what you're saying is,
I'm totally in charge.
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I mean, a partnership...
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No. I own him! I am the man.
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Jackie...
No. Thank you, Donna.
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Good evening, sir.
I would like a refreshing cola, please.
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And get me a beer, son.
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Okay, Dad, sure. And a beer for my dad.
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You're not gonna
get me that beer, are you?
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What seems to be the problem, son?
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What're you doing? Don't just sit there!
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Get up, you big moose!
Look, he's laughing at you!
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I give and I give and I give!
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Boo-hoo. Get back in the ring!
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Come on.
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Hey, this is fun.
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Rocky Johnson. Mr. Johnson, sir,
can I get your autograph?
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Rocky!
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Eric, go in there and get your autograph.
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No way, Dad.
The sign says, "wrestlers only."
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So?
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So, that's a rule.
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As I remember,
a great man once said to me:
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"If we were to break the rules...
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"the world would just be filled
with tree-climbing crapflingers."
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Yeah. Follow me.
You want your autograph or not?
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There he is.
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Mr. Johnson, you gave that team
of midgets an ass whupping, sir!
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You pile drive a little guy
and the whole crowd turns on you.
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When you're standing there,
wondering what they're booing about...
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you get bit on the kneecaps.
Look at my knees.
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Midget bites.
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I wonder if you'd mind
giving my son an autograph.
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No. No autographs.
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Look, pal...
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I might be the only guy in here
who's actually killed a man.
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Give the kid an autograph.
And then, no more autographs.
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That's really nice.
Bringing your kid to a wrestling match.
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You know, I've got a son.
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And one day, he's gonna become
the most electrifying man...
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in sports entertainment.
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Yeah, good luck with that.
Wanna make that out to Red Forman?
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No. I don't think so.
It's Eric Forman. Capital E-R-I-C.
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- Yeah, but see, his nickname is Red.
- No, it's not, it's Eric.
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Stop kidding around, Red!
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You know, babe, a soda would
taste pretty good right about now.
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Yeah, you're right.
A soda does sound pretty good.
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- I'll have a diet.
- Yeah, I'll have a root beer.
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Don't you want to go get it for me?
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Sweetie?
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Okay, let me clear it up for you.
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Get me a soda.
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Now!
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Did you see that? I'm the man.
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It all started about six months ago...
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when Midgie got a subscription to Cosmo.
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These group sessions...
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are about testing your boundaries...
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losing your inhibitions,
and really sharing with the group.
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Kitty, are you ready?
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Share a little, Mom.
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Tell us how folding
the dishtowels just right...
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makes all our problems go away.
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You want me to share?
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Okay.
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Laurie, you're mean to your brother
and you're screwing around at college.
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We don't even see you
unless you run out of clean clothes...
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or need cash.
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The fact is,
you're an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
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Well, thank you. That was nice.
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I love you, honey.
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Well, I hope you're all as excited...
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about this journey as I am.
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Let's pair off.
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Okay, we're leaving.
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I don't get it, Kitty. What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
He's a bad doctor.
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A very bad doctor.
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- Dad, thanks for letting me drive home.
- Thanks for not killing me.
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You know, I just had a lot
of fun tonight with you, Dad.
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Yeah, me too.
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All right, let's go.
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- Want some?
- Yeah.
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I wanna have a piece.
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Yes! Who's the king? Who's the king?
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My neck!
Gosh, Dad, I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry. Look, I had no...
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Now who's the king?
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You are.
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And it turned out this therapist
was just obsessed with sex.
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And this is a really difficult time for me.
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The last thing I need is a doctor
who doesn't take me seriously.
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I need to find someone I can talk to,
someone who will really listen.
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So. Wanna go to a party?
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Okay.
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