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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:14,734 - You and Jackie did not do it. - No. We so did it. 2 00:00:14,972 --> 00:00:17,169 You're always saying that you did it. 3 00:00:19,012 --> 00:00:21,881 Kelso, she wears the pants, and they have never come off. 4 00:00:22,819 --> 00:00:25,722 Look at my face. This is a face that did it. 5 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,132 Holy smokes, I think he did it. 6 00:00:31,601 --> 00:00:35,131 - Kelso did it! - I did it! 7 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:41,576 Yeah. Congratulations, man. 8 00:00:41,653 --> 00:00:44,351 - Plus, you did it in record time. - Yeah, you think? 9 00:00:45,993 --> 00:00:49,362 No, you moron. You've been kissing her ass for over a year. 10 00:00:50,101 --> 00:00:51,626 Yeah, but that's over, man. 11 00:00:52,171 --> 00:00:56,133 It's hard to explain to you kids that have never had sex before... 12 00:00:56,212 --> 00:00:59,912 but when you're with a woman, something chemical happens to her. 13 00:00:59,985 --> 00:01:03,718 Now, Jackie is totally different. She's like my love slave. 14 00:01:05,026 --> 00:01:06,928 Yeah, I'm that good. 15 00:01:08,299 --> 00:01:09,631 Hey, guys. 16 00:01:10,269 --> 00:01:13,173 Hi, sweetie. How are you? 17 00:01:13,509 --> 00:01:17,243 Actually, I'm a little bit chilly. But I left my coat up in the car. 18 00:01:17,315 --> 00:01:19,615 I'll go get it for you. Miss me. 19 00:01:21,189 --> 00:01:23,385 Handy little thing, isn't she? 20 00:01:23,693 --> 00:01:25,491 Okay, that was so cool. 21 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:29,330 - Cool? - And by "cool" I mean "wrong and stupid." 22 00:01:29,403 --> 00:01:31,235 All right, shut up. Wrestling's back on. 23 00:01:31,307 --> 00:01:33,071 I love wrestling! 24 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:40,044 Come on, you're not even fighting back. 25 00:01:40,122 --> 00:01:42,058 Why would he fight back? 26 00:01:42,126 --> 00:01:44,254 Don't forget, this Saturday night... 27 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,422 pro wrestling is coming... 28 00:01:45,498 --> 00:01:47,661 to the National Guard Armory in Kenosha, Wisconsin. 29 00:01:47,735 --> 00:01:50,638 Watch Rocky Johnson take on 20 snarling midgets. 30 00:01:50,707 --> 00:01:52,301 Now, back to the action. 31 00:01:52,411 --> 00:01:55,382 Rocky Johnson's coming to Kenosha? Man, we gotta go. 32 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,612 I'm in. I love midgets, man. 33 00:01:59,857 --> 00:02:03,819 Eric, I need to see you up here. Okay, I'll be right up. 34 00:02:07,303 --> 00:02:08,532 You are not going up? 35 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,404 I'll go up when I'm ready. 36 00:02:13,882 --> 00:02:15,475 So I just said to myself: 37 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:18,921 "I don't care if all I have is dirty laundry and no money. 38 00:02:18,991 --> 00:02:23,021 "I'm going home to see my parents. Because I love them very much." 39 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,334 Oh, my. 40 00:02:29,676 --> 00:02:32,112 Well, will you look at these? 41 00:02:33,850 --> 00:02:36,116 Yeah, Mom, all the girls are wearing them. 42 00:02:37,089 --> 00:02:38,352 Eric, where have you been? 43 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:41,555 - Yeah, Eric, I called you five minutes ago. - I was watching wrestling. 44 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:45,194 Did you take those books back to the library like I asked you? 45 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:46,499 Yeah. I took them back. 46 00:02:46,572 --> 00:02:49,270 Then why did I see them in the backseat of your car? 47 00:02:49,344 --> 00:02:52,373 I took them back to the car. 48 00:02:54,019 --> 00:02:56,922 Which means that they're practically at the library. 49 00:02:58,093 --> 00:03:00,791 You know, Dad, I feel sorry for all the good kids... 50 00:03:00,864 --> 00:03:03,027 who wanted to read those books. 51 00:03:04,671 --> 00:03:06,766 That's who I feel sorry for. 52 00:03:07,343 --> 00:03:11,680 Okay, it's five books. A nickel a book. Big deal, I'm out a quarter. 53 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:14,847 It's not about the money, son. It's about the rules. 54 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:17,720 And without rules, we might as well all be up in a tree... 55 00:03:17,794 --> 00:03:20,094 flinging our crap at each other. 56 00:03:25,842 --> 00:03:27,937 Okay. 57 00:03:29,382 --> 00:03:32,319 The library closes in a half an hour, so get your ass over there. 58 00:03:32,387 --> 00:03:34,584 Dad, you know, all my friends are downstairs so... 59 00:03:34,657 --> 00:03:36,558 Hey, pal, I'm not the bad guy here. 60 00:03:36,628 --> 00:03:39,360 Now, you screwed yourself when you didn't return those books. 61 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:41,334 - Now go. - Okay. 62 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:43,463 No. 63 00:03:50,252 --> 00:03:51,914 Did you say, "no"? 64 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:56,859 Are you telling me, "no"? 65 00:03:56,930 --> 00:03:58,923 Is that what I'm hearing? 66 00:04:01,237 --> 00:04:02,603 Yeah. 67 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,423 Oh, dear. 68 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:22,873 Hanging out 69 00:04:24,045 --> 00:04:26,207 Down the street 70 00:04:27,785 --> 00:04:30,016 The same old thing 71 00:04:31,424 --> 00:04:33,792 We did last week 72 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:38,200 Not a thing to do 73 00:04:38,837 --> 00:04:41,899 But talk to you 74 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:44,272 Whoa, yeah 75 00:04:46,618 --> 00:04:48,645 Hello, Wisconsin! 76 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:53,427 Well, all right! 77 00:04:58,012 --> 00:05:00,208 You know what's interesting? 78 00:05:03,589 --> 00:05:04,955 No. 79 00:05:06,861 --> 00:05:10,095 When you talk to Laurie, you actually have a conversation... 80 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:12,501 but with Eric, you just give orders. 81 00:05:13,907 --> 00:05:15,876 Kitty, he said no to me. 82 00:05:16,845 --> 00:05:18,815 He's getting older, Red. 83 00:05:18,983 --> 00:05:21,476 I think it's time you two developed a friendship... 84 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:24,548 'cause if you don't, he'll move away and we'll never see him again. 85 00:05:24,626 --> 00:05:26,492 Is that what you want? 86 00:05:30,269 --> 00:05:31,328 Red. 87 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:35,907 I can't be friends with Eric. 88 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,212 He's too twitchy. 89 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:44,186 Red, until I see you make some kind of effort... 90 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,990 I'm just gonna keep bringing it up. 91 00:05:46,063 --> 00:05:48,056 Threats aren't gonna work, Kitty. 92 00:05:48,134 --> 00:05:50,604 In the middle of every newspaper you're reading... 93 00:05:50,672 --> 00:05:54,076 every nap you're taking, every football game you're watching... 94 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:57,082 I'll be there talking. 95 00:06:14,046 --> 00:06:16,881 Bob, I'm thinking of starting therapy. 96 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:20,485 Okay, I'm gonna be... 97 00:06:21,158 --> 00:06:22,217 Bye. 98 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,996 Therapy? That's for crazies. 99 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:31,534 You know, the unexamined self is an unfulfilled self. 100 00:06:31,677 --> 00:06:33,772 How can you be unfulfilled? 101 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:38,043 I put a roof over your head, I pay the bills, I take care of you. 102 00:06:38,255 --> 00:06:42,092 - Yeah, but what do I do? - You fill out that sweater real nice. 103 00:06:43,799 --> 00:06:45,825 You are so... 104 00:06:46,237 --> 00:06:47,569 cold! 105 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,271 What? That's a compliment. 106 00:06:54,785 --> 00:06:57,119 Sit down, Laurie, have some ribs. 107 00:06:57,423 --> 00:07:00,417 Mom, you know I'm on my water and yogurt diet. 108 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:04,267 Okay, isn't this nice? 109 00:07:04,335 --> 00:07:07,307 My whole family together. Mostly. 110 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:11,613 Having family fun. Because that's what dinner is for. 111 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,081 Right, Red? 112 00:07:13,986 --> 00:07:15,181 Okay. 113 00:07:17,491 --> 00:07:19,654 So. Eric... 114 00:07:25,406 --> 00:07:27,307 what happened at school today? 115 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:29,174 Why? What'd you hear? 116 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,820 What's wrong with you? I can't ask a simple question? 117 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,983 Red, you need some potatoes. 118 00:07:44,706 --> 00:07:47,108 Good job on returning those books. 119 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:50,374 Yeah, I returned the books. 120 00:07:51,084 --> 00:07:53,179 Even though it was kind of stupid. 121 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:54,280 What? 122 00:07:54,357 --> 00:07:56,417 He said it was stupid, Daddy. 123 00:07:57,862 --> 00:07:59,331 Okay. 124 00:08:02,638 --> 00:08:04,699 Eric, what are you gonna do this weekend? 125 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:08,213 Me and the gang are gonna catch that wrestling match in Kenosha. 126 00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:11,244 Now, isn't that something? 127 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,420 Because a certain Mr. Red Forman used to wrestle in high school. 128 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,158 No. What I did then was real. 129 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:22,399 That stuff on TV, that's all an act. 130 00:08:22,807 --> 00:08:24,207 I don't know. 131 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:27,873 I bet if the two of you went together, you'd really enjoy yourselves. 132 00:08:27,949 --> 00:08:29,350 Right, guys? 133 00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:32,821 - No, Mom, I don't... - I'm really busy... 134 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:35,826 So, you're going. 135 00:08:38,635 --> 00:08:41,162 And I think everyone has room to grow... 136 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,767 but Bob is perfectly satisfied... 137 00:08:43,844 --> 00:08:46,576 and says just being his wife should make me happy. 138 00:08:46,649 --> 00:08:49,142 Midge, let me stop you right there. 139 00:08:50,556 --> 00:08:54,256 I know we've had only one session, but from what I'm hearing... 140 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:57,266 everything you say is completely right... 141 00:08:57,468 --> 00:09:00,496 and everything Bob says is completely wrong. 142 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,842 I think I'm gonna like therapy. 143 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:08,416 I think therapy's gonna like you. 144 00:09:12,628 --> 00:09:14,961 Jackie, what are you doing here? You hate wrestling. 145 00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:18,630 Michael likes it, and anything that Michael likes, I like. 146 00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,671 'Cause I like Michael. 147 00:09:20,876 --> 00:09:23,244 Yeah, that's my girl. 148 00:09:27,054 --> 00:09:28,522 Oh, barf. 149 00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:30,625 Come on, watch your legs. 150 00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:33,863 Taking the gang to the wrestling matches? 151 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:38,034 I guess I'll just sit home alone tonight... 152 00:09:38,106 --> 00:09:40,941 since Midge is going to some therapy thing. 153 00:09:41,879 --> 00:09:43,370 I'll be alone. 154 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:46,850 Get in the car, Bob. 155 00:09:49,627 --> 00:09:52,757 Eric, give me the keys. Why can't I drive? 156 00:09:52,832 --> 00:09:55,462 Because I want to get there in one piece. 157 00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:57,434 Hey, can we get a move on? 158 00:09:57,507 --> 00:10:01,446 If I Miss that 20-midget free-for-all, I'm gonna be super pissed. 159 00:10:03,685 --> 00:10:05,483 Fine. You drive. 160 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:07,315 Red. 161 00:10:09,595 --> 00:10:12,795 You know, on second thought you should drive. 162 00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:17,433 After all, tonight I'm just one of the gang. 163 00:10:22,818 --> 00:10:26,621 This isn't gonna work, you know? We're gonna kill each other. 164 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,794 Fine, kill each other. Just do it together. 165 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,280 Both hands on the wheel, Eric. 166 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,784 10 and two. 167 00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:45,953 - Dad, if you want to drive... - No. That's all right. 168 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:48,019 I'm just one of the gang. 169 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,668 Yield, damn it! That sign says, "yield." 170 00:11:03,858 --> 00:11:05,019 That's better. 171 00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:14,217 Baby 172 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,361 This is ridiculous. 173 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:20,296 When we get home tonight... 174 00:11:20,373 --> 00:11:23,640 you better tell your mother we had a damn good time. 175 00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:25,938 So far so good. 176 00:11:26,449 --> 00:11:27,815 Yeah. 177 00:11:28,119 --> 00:11:31,751 And now, I gotta go and spend $2 for a 10-cent beer. 178 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:36,862 Gee, I'm so glad our dads came. 179 00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:40,436 - At least yours is leaving you alone. - Yeah. 180 00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:42,936 - Poor Fez. - Yeah. 181 00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:46,750 There I was sitting in the kitchen. 182 00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:51,217 Sitting in the kitchen, when, boom! She tells me she needs therapy. 183 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,463 Yeah, Midge and I had a beautiful thing, Fezzy... 184 00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,263 then it all went wrong. 185 00:11:59,107 --> 00:12:01,304 Yeah, Bob, women are hell. 186 00:12:02,981 --> 00:12:06,009 Why don't you grab us all a beer and we'll talk it over? 187 00:12:07,088 --> 00:12:10,219 I could get you sodas, 'cause I know you're underage. 188 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,334 Bob, this isn't about us. 189 00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:16,828 It's about you. 190 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:21,438 And you need friends. And beer. 191 00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:24,612 How stupid do you think I am? 192 00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:28,283 Why don't we grab a beer and we'll talk it over? 193 00:12:31,298 --> 00:12:32,493 No. 194 00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:36,365 Then, Bob, you're on your own. 195 00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:40,039 See how you drive people away? 196 00:12:45,188 --> 00:12:49,219 I'm telling you, after my therapy session, I felt so loose. 197 00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:51,755 Loose is good. 198 00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:55,832 If you ask me, we could all do with a little tightening. 199 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:01,380 And tonight, my therapist is hosting an encounter group... 200 00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:04,013 but I'm too shy to go alone. 201 00:13:07,528 --> 00:13:11,968 Well, too bad. Kitty, please come with me. 202 00:13:12,036 --> 00:13:14,529 I don't think so. No, thank you. No. 203 00:13:15,476 --> 00:13:17,240 You know what this is a lot like? 204 00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:19,976 Like when you asked me to help you host the bake sale. 205 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,577 Only it's different, because I said yes. 206 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,694 All right. Great. 207 00:13:28,532 --> 00:13:32,403 It's a gathering of his souls in progress. Over drinks. 208 00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:34,566 Free drinks? I'm in. 209 00:13:35,511 --> 00:13:38,482 That's nice. That's music to a mother's ears. 210 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,120 Okay, what's going on here? 211 00:13:44,193 --> 00:13:47,824 Okay, you see the guy getting in the ring? That's Rocky Johnson. 212 00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,763 Man, he's the best. 213 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,265 The best? 214 00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:57,579 They're not even fighters. I mean, it's all tricks. 215 00:13:57,783 --> 00:14:00,253 I could get up there right now and... 216 00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:03,918 Goddamn, he dropped that guy right on his head! 217 00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:04,984 Yeah! 218 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:14,106 That's right. I got him. He ain't going anywhere. 219 00:14:46,002 --> 00:14:48,336 One, two, three. 220 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,578 - The winner! - Get off me! I'm the winner here. 221 00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:55,641 Yeah! 222 00:14:56,887 --> 00:14:57,980 Man! 223 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:01,923 - Hot in here. - You poor thing. 224 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,065 - Is that better, sweetie? - Yeah! 225 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,145 - Jackie, can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, sure. 226 00:15:11,213 --> 00:15:12,408 Michael, is it okay... 227 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:18,657 Jackie, what the hell is going on between you and Kelso? 228 00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:22,722 Look, Michael Kelso and I have made beautiful love. 229 00:15:25,371 --> 00:15:27,398 I mean... No. 230 00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:34,247 - Why are you being such a doormat? - Look, I have to be nice. 231 00:15:34,787 --> 00:15:36,689 What if he gets bored now? 232 00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:39,285 Bored? Jackie, he's gonna want to do it again. 233 00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:44,871 So what you're saying is, I'm totally in charge. 234 00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,202 I mean, a partnership... 235 00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:48,973 No. I own him! I am the man. 236 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,045 Jackie... No. Thank you, Donna. 237 00:15:57,328 --> 00:16:00,629 Good evening, sir. I would like a refreshing cola, please. 238 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:05,029 And get me a beer, son. 239 00:16:07,178 --> 00:16:09,876 Okay, Dad, sure. And a beer for my dad. 240 00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:19,464 You're not gonna get me that beer, are you? 241 00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:22,670 What seems to be the problem, son? 242 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,392 What're you doing? Don't just sit there! 243 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,864 Get up, you big moose! Look, he's laughing at you! 244 00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:41,770 I give and I give and I give! 245 00:16:42,907 --> 00:16:45,708 Boo-hoo. Get back in the ring! 246 00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,045 Come on. 247 00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:57,123 Hey, this is fun. 248 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,904 Rocky Johnson. Mr. Johnson, sir, can I get your autograph? 249 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:06,072 Rocky! 250 00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:08,176 Eric, go in there and get your autograph. 251 00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:10,222 No way, Dad. The sign says, "wrestlers only." 252 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,279 So? 253 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,754 So, that's a rule. 254 00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,532 As I remember, a great man once said to me: 255 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,000 "If we were to break the rules... 256 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:21,269 "the world would just be filled with tree-climbing crapflingers." 257 00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:26,408 Yeah. Follow me. You want your autograph or not? 258 00:17:34,199 --> 00:17:35,428 There he is. 259 00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,768 Mr. Johnson, you gave that team of midgets an ass whupping, sir! 260 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,203 You pile drive a little guy and the whole crowd turns on you. 261 00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:45,273 When you're standing there, wondering what they're booing about... 262 00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:47,981 you get bit on the kneecaps. Look at my knees. 263 00:17:48,056 --> 00:17:49,525 Midget bites. 264 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,693 I wonder if you'd mind giving my son an autograph. 265 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,527 No. No autographs. 266 00:17:58,541 --> 00:17:59,839 Look, pal... 267 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:03,575 I might be the only guy in here who's actually killed a man. 268 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:08,555 Give the kid an autograph. And then, no more autographs. 269 00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:13,223 That's really nice. Bringing your kid to a wrestling match. 270 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,530 You know, I've got a son. 271 00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:18,667 And one day, he's gonna become the most electrifying man... 272 00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:20,679 in sports entertainment. 273 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:27,254 Yeah, good luck with that. Wanna make that out to Red Forman? 274 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:32,391 No. I don't think so. It's Eric Forman. Capital E-R-I-C. 275 00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:35,906 - Yeah, but see, his nickname is Red. - No, it's not, it's Eric. 276 00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,069 Stop kidding around, Red! 277 00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:45,188 You know, babe, a soda would taste pretty good right about now. 278 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,191 Yeah, you're right. A soda does sound pretty good. 279 00:18:48,262 --> 00:18:51,234 - I'll have a diet. - Yeah, I'll have a root beer. 280 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,669 Don't you want to go get it for me? 281 00:18:58,413 --> 00:18:59,642 Sweetie? 282 00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:02,318 Okay, let me clear it up for you. 283 00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:07,358 Get me a soda. 284 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,593 Now! 285 00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,401 Did you see that? I'm the man. 286 00:19:34,077 --> 00:19:36,512 It all started about six months ago... 287 00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:40,079 when Midgie got a subscription to Cosmo. 288 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,954 These group sessions... 289 00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:47,589 are about testing your boundaries... 290 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:52,501 losing your inhibitions, and really sharing with the group. 291 00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,705 Kitty, are you ready? 292 00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:00,487 Share a little, Mom. 293 00:20:00,557 --> 00:20:02,754 Tell us how folding the dishtowels just right... 294 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:04,922 makes all our problems go away. 295 00:20:08,671 --> 00:20:10,435 You want me to share? 296 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:12,866 Okay. 297 00:20:16,585 --> 00:20:20,388 Laurie, you're mean to your brother and you're screwing around at college. 298 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,088 We don't even see you unless you run out of clean clothes... 299 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:24,153 or need cash. 300 00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:27,328 The fact is, you're an ungrateful, spoiled brat. 301 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,410 Well, thank you. That was nice. 302 00:20:37,255 --> 00:20:38,848 I love you, honey. 303 00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:43,390 Well, I hope you're all as excited... 304 00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,526 about this journey as I am. 305 00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:47,962 Let's pair off. 306 00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:51,942 Okay, we're leaving. 307 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,848 I don't get it, Kitty. What's going on? 308 00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:57,014 I'll tell you what's going on. He's a bad doctor. 309 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,182 A very bad doctor. 310 00:21:00,596 --> 00:21:04,558 - Dad, thanks for letting me drive home. - Thanks for not killing me. 311 00:21:07,608 --> 00:21:10,545 You know, I just had a lot of fun tonight with you, Dad. 312 00:21:11,181 --> 00:21:12,649 Yeah, me too. 313 00:21:13,853 --> 00:21:15,982 All right, let's go. 314 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,886 - Want some? - Yeah. 315 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,793 I wanna have a piece. 316 00:21:28,044 --> 00:21:31,813 Yes! Who's the king? Who's the king? 317 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:38,624 My neck! Gosh, Dad, I'm sorry. 318 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,893 I'm so sorry. Look, I had no... 319 00:21:46,343 --> 00:21:48,244 Now who's the king? 320 00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:51,513 You are. 321 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,967 And it turned out this therapist was just obsessed with sex. 322 00:22:00,773 --> 00:22:03,335 And this is a really difficult time for me. 323 00:22:03,411 --> 00:22:07,077 The last thing I need is a doctor who doesn't take me seriously. 324 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:11,488 I need to find someone I can talk to, someone who will really listen. 325 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,869 So. Wanna go to a party? 326 00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,000 Okay. 24475

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