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Forman, man. It's a tiny, little scratch.
And Red's never gonna see it.
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No, Red sees everything.
He sees when I put cheap gas in the car.
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I got it.
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We'll put my "gas, grass, or ass"
bumper sticker over it.
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Listen, Forman, whatever happens,
we'll all take the rap.
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Yeah.
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How'd you scratch the car, Eric?
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Have fun. Later.
See you, Forman.
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Well?
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Well...
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Sir, I was pulling out of this parking space.
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Creeping is more like it. I was creeping...
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You were screwing around,
backed into a hydrant.
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- I see the paint marks.
- No!
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And by "no," I mean "exactly."
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Yeah, but it wasn't my fault, sir.
Kelso was giving me a...
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A what?
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Kelso was giving me a purple nurple.
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It's when you grab
somebody's nipple through their shirt...
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and twist it really hard...
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until it becomes purple.
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Give me the keys.
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Dad, I...
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Your driving privileges are suspended
until you learn some responsibility.
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- Dad, I'm very responsible.
- No, you're not.
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Responsible people don't go around
getting their nipples twisted.
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See, when you say it though,
it just sounds weird.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Love!
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Oh, my God.
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"Hair Do's and Don'ts
of Olympic Gold Medalists."
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Oh, my God, is that Dorothy Hamill?
She's a virgin.
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Speaking of...
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You know, those girls at school
who do it, like, all the time?
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Yeah.
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All right, is it just me,
or do they seem more relaxed?
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Hi.
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What are you guys doing?
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They are talking about sex.
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Come on, Fez,
chicks don't talk about sex, man.
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It's dirty.
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Yes, we do.
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Especially when it involves
Michael Kelso, my dreamboat.
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Great. Now we have to talk about
Jackie and Kelso's sex life.
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This is my worst nightmare.
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All right, you know what?
Before you guys got here...
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Jackie and I were actually
having a pretty good time.
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I know. I was surprised, too.
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- Donna, you wanna go to my house?
- You know what? Okay.
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- So what do you guys wanna do?
- We could walk to The Hub.
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Too far.
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- We could walk to...
- Too far.
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Man, this sucks.
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I just can't believe
that Red took away my car...
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because of one stupid little scratch.
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I know, man.
Who would think Red would overreact?
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I did.
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I have noticed Red is a real hard-ass.
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One toe over the line,
sweet Jesus, you are clobbered.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Hey, guys. Check it out.
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Did you get a car?
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Yeah. My cousin Sully
loaned me his wheels.
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Yes.
So where to?
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You just want to hang?
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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Snookums?
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Yes, Pookie?
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Do you want turkey or tuna sandwiches
tonight for dinner?
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Tonight? Tonight's meatloaf night.
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Right, but I have my class...
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at the community college
in Kenosha tonight.
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- I told you about it last week.
- You most certainly did not.
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Yes, I did, remember?
You were watching Baretta.
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Midge, you can't tell me anything
while I'm watching Baretta.
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It's complicated.
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Bob, I've been telling you for months
how I've needed to expand my mind.
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Is this about jewelry?
'Cause I'll buy you jewelry.
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No, sweetie.
It's about me becoming a whole person.
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Midgie, don't take this the wrong way,
but that's just stupid.
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I don't think it's your decision.
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I'm the man of the house...
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and I say you're not going
to community college.
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You can't tell me what to do, you big ass!
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What are we looking at?
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That scratch.
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What scratch?
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The scratch that Eric put in the car.
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I got most of it out
with rubbing compound...
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but you should have seen it before.
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It was a doozy.
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That must have been quite an accident.
Was he killed?
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See, that's where
his smart mouth comes from.
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Driver safety is serious business, Kitty.
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You're right, Red.
We should teach him a lesson.
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So when he comes home,
I'll hold him down...
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and you burn him with a cigarette.
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Just so you know, Donna, when I
finally decide to do it with Michael...
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I have the whole thing planned out.
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First...
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I'll be wearing a very sexy Renoir.
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Don't you mean peignoir?
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Yeah, okay, whatever.Stop ruining this, Donna.
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Okay.
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And thenthere'll be candles everywhere.
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And also, there'll be a gigantic banner.
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And then Michael will come in.
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And the wind will be blowing...
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and then we will havethe most magical night of our lives.
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So, if you have it all planned out...
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why are you still waiting?
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I want it to be really special.
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I mean,
how could it not with a gigantic banner?
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Exactly.
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Bob doesn't want me to take this class,
but it sounds so exciting.
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It's all about female empowerment.
It's called, "The Woman Warrior:
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"Fighting Female Stereotypes."
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That's the professor. Isn't he cute?
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Darling.
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So you want to come?
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I can't say I'm not tempted.
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Yes, I can. I'm not tempted.
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Don't you want to become
an empowered woman?
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You know, I just... I don't have time
to be an empowered woman.
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I'm too busy running this household.
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You're so lucky, Kitty. You have it all.
A great family and a great career.
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How did you talk Red into
letting you work?
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Okay, well, one day we sat down,
we did all our bills...
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and we realized we were
going to lose the house.
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This backseat sucks.
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Plus it's too small.
Fez's leg is touching mine.
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No. Your leg is touching mine.
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I shouldn't even be in the back seat.
You know, I should be driving my own car.
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The reason you're not
driving your own car, Forman...
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is because you're irresponsible,
and you scratched it.
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Yeah. That's a good one.
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I'm trying to drive the car here, man!
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No. Put it back, I like that song.
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Pipe down, now, back seat Charlie.
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All right.
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The back seat sucks.
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Welcome to my sad little world.
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When youdrive home tonight...
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please remember to drive carefully.
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Great, no pickles. Now we gotta go back.
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Shut up!
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Why does Sully have a statue
of the Virgin Mary on his dashboard?
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Maybe he's, like, religious or something.
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Wasn't Sully in prison for arson?
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Yeah.
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People who burn stuff
believe in God, too, Hyde.
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Why does his key chain say, "I love Bingo"?
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Sully must love Bingo.
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All right, I'm starting to think
that maybe this isn't Sully's car.
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Then whose car is it?
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Yeah
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This is great. I'm dead.
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When we were in my car,
and I was running the show...
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I don't remember
one single time we all got arrested.
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That's true.
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Eric, will you just relax?
We're all in trouble here.
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No.
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We're not all in trouble here.
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Your parents have seven kids.
They won't even notice you're gone.
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Your parents don't even
live in this country.
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And your mom, probably one cell over.
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So, that just leaves me.
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I'm the only one
who's really in trouble here.
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Look, Forman, I'll be
in as much trouble as you as are...
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as soon as Edna sobers up.
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I will be deported.
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They're gonna send me back to my
homeland, the beautiful island of...
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Okay, who's the ringleader here?
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He is.
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- You get one phone call.
- To anywhere?
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One local phone call.
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So who should we call?
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I'd call Red, but I feel safer in jail.
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I don't know my phone number.
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I can't call Edna, man. It's poker night.
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No offense, but isn't every night
poker night for Edna?
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I know. I got it. I'll call Jackie.
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Her dad's a lawyer,
and she's got a checkbook.
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Hello?
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Jackie! Thank God you're home.
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I was driving a stolen car
and I got arrested.
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Michael, this is
just like the book Prisoner of Love...
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where Cliff, the rugged yet sweet
motorcycle mechanic was thrown into jail.
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And then his true love, Tasha,was forced to be a slave girl...
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for this really rich, mean guy.
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Jackie, I'm not kidding around.
I'm really in jail.
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My God. Are you okay?
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Yeah, I guess. But I'm a little cold.
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It's lonely in the joint, Jackie.
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My God. You're really in jail.
What if you never get out?
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That would really suck.
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Yes, it would, Michael. And I promise...
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the minute you get out of prison,
I'm gonna prove my love to you.
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Cool. Thanks.
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Michael, do you even know
what I'm saying to you?
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Yeah.
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No.
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We're gonna make love, you idiot.
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All right!
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You two have a nice little talk?
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Yeah.
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- You know what's funny?
- What?
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Nothing! Because you forgot
to ask her for help, you moron!
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My God, you're right.
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Give me another dime.
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We only had one dime.
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We only got one phone call.
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My God.
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Somebody give me a spoon.
I'm gonna dig my way out of here.
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Look at this.
Here we are sitting down to dinner...
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and Eric's not even home yet.
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Honey, you took away his car.
He has to walk everywhere.
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Walking is good for him.
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Red, why do you have to be
so hard on him?
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Same reason my old man was hard on me.
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To prepare me for the world.
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You know, Kitty, when I was his age...
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I could have parachuted
onto a deserted island...
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with nothing but a Swiss army knife,
and I would've survived.
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Okay, then we've learned something.
No skydiving for Eric.
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I'll tell you, Kitty,
the world is a tough place.
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You drop your guard for one second...
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and it'll kick you right in the ass.
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Well, you're right.
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Red, the world is hard.
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So wouldn't it be nice if Eric
came home to a place that wasn't?
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All right, Kitty, when you win the lottery...
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you can buy him Disneyland.
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I can't believe she went to that class.
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Married women do not
abandon their families.
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Sure they do, Dad. It's the '70s.
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I know what decade it is.
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Doesn't change the fact I'm eating
a sandwich instead of a hot meal.
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You want me to microwave it for you?
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I just don't understand why she needs this.
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- I've given her a great life.
- Dad, that's not the issue.
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The whole point of the
Equal Rights Amendment...
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is so that women don't have
to define themselves by a man.
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Donna, is this about clothes?
'Cause I can buy you clothes.
252
00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:14,552
This is pointless.
253
00:16:15,489 --> 00:16:18,324
While you're up,
you wanna get daddy a beer?
254
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Honey?
255
00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:26,706
Eric, you've gotta do something, man.
256
00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:29,537
Me? What about you, Kelso? Or Hyde?
257
00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:33,450
I can't talk to cops, man.
I go insane with rage.
258
00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:38,456
And me, too. Nuts.
259
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,432
Eric, you gotta help us.
260
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,601
So now I'm back in charge?
261
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This is so typical.
262
00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:52,408
Okay, you know what? Fine.
263
00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:57,016
Once again, I'll suck it up, be the
man and save all your sorry asses.
264
00:17:01,935 --> 00:17:04,302
Officer, I need to talk to you, please.
265
00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,577
You gotta let me go!
266
00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:13,753
Please, God. My dad's gonna kill me.
267
00:17:15,123 --> 00:17:16,716
You stole a car, kid.
268
00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:19,797
What kind of cop would I be
if I just let you go?
269
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My best friend the cop?
270
00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:26,872
Look, it really wasn't my fault.
We borrowed it from a friend.
271
00:17:26,943 --> 00:17:29,914
Yeah, haven't heard that one before.
Guess what?
272
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They didn't really steal the car.
They borrowed it from a friend.
273
00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:37,692
Actually, they did. Turns out this guy
Sully borrowed it from his grandmother...
274
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and she forgot and called it in stolen.
275
00:17:40,332 --> 00:17:42,598
Nice old lady, though. She plays Bingo.
276
00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:48,104
- My God, this is great. So, we're free to go?
- Yeah. Which one are you?
277
00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:49,340
Eric Forman.
278
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Forman? Is your dad Red Forman?
279
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Yeah.
280
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You poor bastard.
281
00:18:03,406 --> 00:18:05,398
- Well, thank you.
- Here.
282
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- So?
- So call a cab. We're sprung.
283
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,938
What? We're free?
284
00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:24,932
All charges dropped.
285
00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:28,471
Wait, that is what you wanted, right?
286
00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:36,391
Let's get the hell out of here.
Yeah.
287
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,711
Hi, Bob.
288
00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:53,349
Midge, I've been thinking.
289
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:58,321
If taking that class made you happy,
then I guess I'm happy.
290
00:18:58,399 --> 00:19:02,361
Sweetie, it means so much to me.
And it's only twice a week, so it's not...
291
00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:03,428
Whoa.
292
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,239
I thought this was a one-time deal.
293
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:11,419
Bob, you can't learn total
female empowerment in one night.
294
00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:13,620
It takes 10 nights.
295
00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:18,523
Wait. Midge, you are not going back.
296
00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:22,036
Aphrodite, the Goddess of War
wouldn't take this...
297
00:19:22,105 --> 00:19:23,539
and neither will I!
298
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:34,291
Hey, Dad.
Hold it.
299
00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:41,368
About the car.
300
00:19:44,276 --> 00:19:45,767
I know it was...
301
00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:50,784
And I...
302
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,819
You see, when I was a kid...
303
00:20:02,741 --> 00:20:04,505
Maybe I came down...
304
00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:08,840
Here's the keys.
305
00:20:11,221 --> 00:20:12,746
Thank you, sir.
306
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:15,656
- So where you been all night?
- Prison.
307
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,358
Yeah, okay.
308
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:26,970
- Jackie.
- Michael, you've been sprung.
309
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,223
You don't know what it's like
on the inside, Jackie.
310
00:20:34,662 --> 00:20:36,028
Did they beat you?
311
00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:38,860
Yeah.
312
00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:41,996
Damn those police.
313
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,704
No. It was Hyde. But he really frogged me.
314
00:20:46,381 --> 00:20:48,111
Poor baby.
315
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,284
Thanks, Jackie.
316
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:56,921
- Okay, so let's do this thing.
- This is so perfect.
317
00:20:56,999 --> 00:21:00,836
I don't even miss the peignoir,
the pirate shirt, or the wind.
318
00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:02,803
What about the banner?
319
00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:04,337
It's okay.
320
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,149
The important thing is, I'm here with you.
321
00:21:09,954 --> 00:21:12,652
And I'm prepared to give myself to you...
322
00:21:14,462 --> 00:21:16,329
body, mind, and soul.
323
00:21:19,604 --> 00:21:23,338
Michael, this is going to be
the most magical night of our lives.
324
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,020
Yeah, and one more thing.
325
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:35,030
My parents are at the A&P,
so we only have, like, 15 minutes.
326
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,466
You guys enjoying your burgers?
327
00:21:58,537 --> 00:22:01,474
Got enough pickles on them?
That's how Fatso Burger does them.
328
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,704
Lots and lots of pickles. Yes, yes.
329
00:22:05,081 --> 00:22:07,745
Yeah. It's great.
Got enough room back there?
330
00:22:07,819 --> 00:22:09,685
Actually, it's a little bit crowded.
331
00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:12,522
Good. That's the way it should be. Yes, yes.
332
00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,393
I feel like going to the movies.
Where do you guys wanna go?
333
00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:19,927
- Let's go to the reservoir.
- Movies it is. Yes, yes.
334
00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,612
I kind of feel like going to the reservoir.
335
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,549
Reservoir it is. Yes, yes.
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