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CHRIS: Every school year,there were always days
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when students had to dospecial assignments.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Some were easy,like Thanksgiving.
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TEACHER:
Your assignment
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is to write a report about
what you're thankful for.
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And Martin Luther King Day.
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Your assignment
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is to report about what
you would dream about
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if you were about to be shot.
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Some were a lot harder.
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This week is my favorite
holiday: Earth Day.
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Or, as you would say, Chris,
"Earf Day."
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If you live on Earth,isn't every day Earth Day?
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What's Earth Day?
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Well, Chris,
people are destroying the planet
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with things like plastic bags
and cans, bottles,
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and indestructible foodstuffs.
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On Earth Day we put forth our
best efforts to save the planet.
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I thought saving the planetwas a waste of time,
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because I was too busytrying to save me.
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I tried saving my face.
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I tried saving my ass.
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I even tried savingmy future kid's ass.
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To this day, I love geography.
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Your assignment is to do
something you think
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will help save the Earth.
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Greg.
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You mean something like building
a solar-powered tanning bed?
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Isn't that what the beach is?
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That's very good, Greg.
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Chris, what would you
like to do?
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I knew my dad had a truckand Bed-Stuy was a mess.
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So I had the perfect project.
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Uh, collect cans
and recycle them?
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That's wonderful.
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Then you could take the money
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and do something
for the environment.
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You could plant a tree.
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Maybe I could plantmy foot in your b--
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( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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� Oh, make it funky now �
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Having my father help mewith my Earth Day project
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seemed like a great ideauntil he found out about it.
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Earth Day?
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It's the day we try
to save the Earth.
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I have a project
to do too.
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Well, Earth Day must
not be too important
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if I still got to go to work.
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Are the banks closed?
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You still got to feed
the parking meters?
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And what are you doing
to save the Earth?
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I'm recycling cans,
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and the money I make
I'm going to use
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to help the environment.
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Just like Bono.
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I don't know, Chris.
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Sounds like it might
take too much time.
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Julius, your son is trying
to save the Earth.
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Are you going
to help him or not?
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My father had been askedthat question before,
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and there was onlyone right answer,
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whether it was something minor:
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Are you going to do
the dishes or not?
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Or something major:
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Are you going
to propose to me or not?
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Here you go, baby.
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Oh!
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Thank you.
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See?
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Sure, I'll help you out.
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Here's your first can.
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I hope you get an A.
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Thanks, Dad.
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What are you doing, boy?
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I have to build a car
out of this piece of wood.
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I want to know what you're
doing with my potatoes.
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That's how I'm going
to power it.
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It's environmentally friendly.
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You wasting my potatoes
is butt-whipping friendly.
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Wait till he finds out Drew'smaking the engine out of steak.
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Listen to this:
"Dear parent,
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"your daughter Tonya
has been cited
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"for a conduct violation,
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"and your presence is being
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requested for a conference."
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What kind of conduct violation?
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She said I was being
rude and belligerent.
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Ain't no damn body
rude and belligerent.
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I'm going to go down there
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and show them what
rude and belligerent is.
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No kidding.
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Rude and belligerent.
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While I had my fatheron my side,
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my mother was going to geta teacher off of Tonya's back.
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I don't see why I have to take
a whole day off of work
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to come down here
for this nonsense.
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I don't think it's nonsense.
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Tonya was exhibiting
aggressive behavior
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toward a classmate.
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I just wanted you
to be aware of it.
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I was just trying to read,
and she wouldn't be quiet.
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Girl, you interrupt me again,
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I'm going to knock
the sound out of your mouth.
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How was she being aggressive?
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Apparently, Tonya turned toward
her study partner and said this:
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You'll get to hearit on the unrated DVD.
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Did you say this?
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Sorta.
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Well, she was trying
to study, right?
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That's not the point.
Oh, well, I think it is.
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This is school, and her behavior
will not be tolerated.
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Her behavior?
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What about the other
little girl's behavior?
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Why don't you have her mother
come down here
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and tell her kid to shut up
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while my baby
is trying to study?
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That's neither here nor there.
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Then please, where is it?
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What I'd like to ask
is do you know where Tonya
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got this language from?
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My mother had two answersto that question.
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Answer A:
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She got it from this knot I'm
about to put upside your head.
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And answer B:
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Well, I don't know,
but it won't happen again.
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Have a nice day.
Tonya, come on.
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I want to get transferred.
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Girl, don't backtalk
me right now.
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Now is not the time.
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At Doc's I was setting out
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on my master plan.
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If you want to save the Earth,
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you better figure out what
to do about them Russians.
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They got bombs.
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My whole family worked
in the fields.
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I hate fields.
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I love concrete.
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You can't grow cotton
on concrete.
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I help the environment
by driving as much as I can.
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You ever ride that train?
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That train is filthy, man.
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You know it's dirty as hell
when rats got footies on.
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You want to save this planet?
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Get rid of them trains.
Get rid of them trains.
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I help the environment
by wearing wigs.
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People put a whole lot
of chemicals in their hair.
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Then they wash it out.
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It goes right into the river.
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People got to drink that water.
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When you done with a wig,
just flush it down the toilet.
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If it ends up in your glass,
well, at least you can see it.
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I use "I Can't Believe
This Is Not Margarine."
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It tastes real great.
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Plus it has paudridridamadra-
hydraglycerin.
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That saves cows.
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If the Earth died,
that would be tragic,
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but I sure like
to sell that coffin.
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So how'd it go with Tonya?
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Her teacher is crazy.
That's how it went.
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What happened?
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I was trying to study and this
girl kept talking so I told her:
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ROCHELLE:
"If you don't shut up
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I'm going to slapthe chatter out of you."
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And she left me alone.
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Wow, you sound just like mom.
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No, she doesn't.
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She does.
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I mean, just a little.
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So you think
that this is my fault?
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Well, you do kind
of always yell.
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Okay, then fine, I'll stop.
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( all laughing )
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What? That's funny?
Yes.
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You're going to stop yelling?
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Yes, I'm going to stop yelling.
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You just watch.
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I got five dollars says
you won't last a week.
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Bet.
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My money's on him.
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My father had promisedto help me collect cans,
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but all he was collectingwas some shut-eye.
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Dad.
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Dad.
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You think we can go out
and get started?
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Started on what?
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Collecting cans.
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What cans?
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For my project.
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What project?
My school project.
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What school project?
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Collecting cans.
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Chris, I'm tired.
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Can't you do it yourself?
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Yeah, I guess I can start
by myself.
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A kid collecting canswith his dad is recycling.
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A kid collecting cansby himself is bum practice.
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Dad?
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Well, Earth, just us.
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CHRIS:
Since my dad wouldn't help me,
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It looked like I'd have tosave the Earth all on my own.
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Unfortunately, you could turnin cans for money,
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and every bumin Bed-Stuy knew it.
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They may be bums,but they're not lazy bums.
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Hey, Chris.
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What are you doing in there?
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Collecting cans.
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Turn in enough,
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get a lot of cash, plus,
it's good for the environment.
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What are you doing, soldier?
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I'm trying to collect cans too.
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It's for my Earth Day project.
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Want to collect cans
around here?
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You got to be quick.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Got to be quicker than that.
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And not mind sittingin garbage.
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( garbage flushing )
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After a few days,
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I could see that my recyclingproject was no can do.
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You've got to be quick
to get the cans.
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That's a big business.
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I thought my dad
was going to be helping me.
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This was supposed
to be easy.
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Maybe you should
switch projects.
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Yeah, now all I have to do
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is come up with
a solar-powered excuse.
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I'd help you, but I ran
into a major problem.
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What happened?
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While I was making
my tanning bed,
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I accidentally invented
an incandescent light bulb
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that won't burn out
for 600 years.
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That's amazing.
Then you'll definitely get an A.
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I can't turn that in.
Why not?
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Are you crazy?
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I'd be a marked man.
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I'm not taking down every major
power company in the nation.
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They'd have me
killed in a minute.
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So I decided to switch projects.
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I'm going with
a dung-powered radar system.
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U.S. patent number D349127.
So what are you going to do?
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Well, I figure there's a bunch
of cans around here somewhere.
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I might as well
just keep looking.
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See these two littlecup-like things?
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Mm-hm?
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MAN ( on TV ):
Put the potatoes in them.
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Take one of theselittle electrodes
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and plunge it intothe potato there,
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and take the other oneand plunge it into
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the other potato.
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CHRIS: Back at home,my mother needed help too.
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Drew, what is all this stuff
on the table?
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Boy, you better clean
this table before I knock--!
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Are you yelling?
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No.
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Sweetie.
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When you get a chance,
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would you mind
putting this stuff away,
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so I-I-I can set the table
for dinner?
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Yeah, I'll do it in a minute.
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Hi, Tonya.
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00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,977
Did Daddy say you could have
ice cream before dinner?
263
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,079
Nope, but I got hungry.
264
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,881
But Tonya,
it's almost dinnertime.
265
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,416
I don't want you
to ruin your appetite--
266
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,517
Mama, don't worry about it.
267
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,786
I'm going to eat my dinner.
268
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,023
This is like watchinga volcano almost erupt.
269
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,699
Outside calm, inside furious.
270
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,336
Tonya, why are you reading
at the table?
271
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,470
Why aren't you eating dinner?
272
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,838
I'm just not hungry.
273
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,306
ROCHELLE:
Hm, well,
274
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,308
maybe it's all that ice cream
you had before dinner.
275
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,044
Yeah, maybe.
JULIUS: Who said you could eat
276
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,378
ice cream before dinner?
277
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,480
Nobody.
ROCHELLE: That's the problem.
278
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,282
What?
Nothing.
279
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,255
So, Chris,
how's your project coming along?
280
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,792
Okay.
281
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,827
Um, me and Dad are just trying
to figure out a time
282
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,629
that's good for us
to go looking for cans.
283
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,464
Yeah, we're working on the time.
284
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,665
Oh, okay, that's nice.
285
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,100
I'm sure you two
will work it out.
286
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,202
I'm not.
287
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,037
Well, I finally figured out
my project.
288
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,806
I hope you figured out
how to clean that mess up.
289
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,076
I-I built a potato clock.
290
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,045
Now all I have
to do is paint it.
291
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,046
Paint?
292
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,414
On my dining room table?
293
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,183
Mm-hm.
294
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,287
Oh, no, you don't.
You're not getting me.
295
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,089
I'm keeping
that five dollars.
296
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,124
Paint all you want.
297
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,625
Paint 20 potatoes
298
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,394
if you have to, Drew.
299
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,428
Are those my good potatoes?
300
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,429
Not anymore.
301
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,664
Yeah, but I'll chop 'em up
302
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,500
and make French fries
after I turn my project in.
303
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,669
Hey, check it out.
I put a calendar on the front.
304
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,037
TONYA:
I thought you were supposed
305
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,405
to be making a car.
306
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,374
I thought you were supposed
to be eating your dinner.
307
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:53,245
I was, but the potatoes
were too weak to run it.
308
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,580
I wonder how many
potatoes we need
309
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,081
to get rid of the light bill.
310
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,784
Enough to make mashed potatoesfor the next million years.
311
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,120
So Dad, you think you could pick
me up after school tomorrow?
312
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,454
For what?
313
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,623
To pick up cans.
314
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:08,060
Yeah, yeah, cans.
315
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,762
No problem.
316
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,463
Work tomorrow? No problem.
317
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,466
Unfortunately for me,if you offer my dad a job,
318
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,335
he forgot abouteverything else.
319
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,303
So Dad, I'm going
to come straight home
320
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:19,805
after school tomorrow, okay?
321
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,974
Oh, I'm sorry, Chris.
322
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,276
I just picked up
an extra shift.
323
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,444
I get paid time
and a half, but,
324
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,112
hey, you're doing
okay, though, right?
325
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,548
Yeah, Dad, I'm fine.
326
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,984
All right, I knew you would.
327
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,452
You're the man.
That's my boy.
328
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,290
We learned the reasonmy mother yelled
329
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,125
wasn't becauseshe liked yelling,
330
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,227
it was becauseif she didn't yell,
331
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,462
no one would hear her.
332
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,530
Drew, wake up.
333
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,731
Hey--
334
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,734
Chris, you're going to be late.
335
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:49,835
I'm coming.
336
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,437
Okay, fine.
337
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,771
Don't go to school.
338
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,040
Grow up stupid.
339
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,078
Tonya, wake up, baby.
340
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,080
All right, all right.
341
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,349
Five more minutes.
342
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,288
( chuckles )
343
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,123
See?
344
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,958
Oh, this is what
I'm talking about.
345
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,960
I try to be nice
346
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,796
and this is the thanks I get.
347
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,332
Yeah, I try not
to be rude and belligerent.
348
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,701
If I wasn't, nothing would
get done around here.
349
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,103
But that's okay.
350
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,673
Oh, okay, I guess I'm supposed
to clean this up too?
351
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,942
Oh, no, no, no problem,
Mr. Potato.
352
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:30,976
I'll clean you up.
353
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,244
I have nothing else
better to do.
354
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,246
No, please,
you sit right there.
355
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,248
I'll be back.
No, really, stay!
356
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,250
No, it's okay.
357
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,852
It's okay, because--
358
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,053
Uh-oh.
359
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,225
Now, that is just nasty.
360
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,762
After searching around,I found a few cans,
361
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:52,031
but what I really neededwas some help.
362
00:13:56,703 --> 00:14:00,673
� Whoa, oh, mercyMercy me... �
363
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,575
There he is, officer.
That's the man.
364
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,678
� Oh, things ain't what... �
COP: Hold it right there.
365
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,646
That's my boy.
366
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,948
If I ever needed my dad's help,I needed it then.
367
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,550
Dad?
368
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,886
Dad!
369
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,956
Dad! Ah, dang it.
370
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:18,891
Wait!
371
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,828
Move, move, move.
372
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,071
Dad?
373
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,639
I'm not your daddy.
374
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,843
( breaks screech )
375
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,111
( truck beeping )
376
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,115
Am I?
377
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,283
No.
378
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,884
Thank you, God.
379
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,397
( crinkling )
380
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,167
To get cans to recycle,first I had to cycle them.
381
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,535
Hey, baby, what you doing?
382
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,005
I looked everywhere
and I couldn't find any cans.
383
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,406
So I figured I'd get my own.
384
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,874
Want a soda?
385
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,142
Yeah, thanks.
386
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,310
You mean to tell me
387
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,045
you and your daddy
couldn't find one can?
388
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,080
I didn't want to tellon my dad,
389
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,516
but I didn't want to lie.
390
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,052
Well, Dad hasn't really
had any time
391
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,520
to come looking
for cans with me.
392
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,455
He's been working.
393
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,025
Really.
394
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,193
My project was on its last leg.
395
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,896
And for my mother,that was the last straw.
396
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,064
Julius, wake up!
397
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,599
Oh, oh, what's going on?
What? What?
398
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,701
I thought you were gonna help
Chris with his homework.
399
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,869
I was. I am.
400
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,137
When?
401
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,673
I don't--
Rochelle, I've been working.
402
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,775
Oh, and I've just been laying
around the house all day?
403
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,976
Is that what it is?
404
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,811
I ask you to help that boy
405
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,480
with one homework assignment,
in what, 15 years?
406
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,315
And you can't even do that!
407
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,919
All I ask you to do is take
the boy and pick up some cans.
408
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,254
I'm sorry.
409
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,189
"I'm sorry." You ought to be!
410
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,824
Your son needed your help
411
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:03,262
with one school assignment,
but no, you were too busy.
412
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,264
But, baby--
413
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,899
But-but-but what?
414
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,467
Are you going
to help him or not?
415
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,803
Mm.
416
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,271
That's exactly what I thought.
417
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,373
Hm.
418
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,774
Take your money.
419
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,479
I'm ba-ack!
420
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,349
After schoolI was in for a big surprise.
421
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,283
Dad?
422
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,455
What's wrong?
423
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,889
What happened?
424
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,091
Whoa, calm down.
425
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,159
I'm here to help you
with your Earth Day project.
426
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,728
I thought you had to work.
427
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,795
I do.
428
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,597
Now, let's go get these cans.
429
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,234
� People, let me tell youAbout my best friend �
430
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:46,939
� He's a warm-hearted personWho loves me to the end �
431
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:50,175
� Now, people, let me tell youAbout my best friend �
432
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,811
� He's a one boyCuddly toy �
433
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,847
� My up, my downMy pride and joy �
434
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,049
� People, let me tell youAbout him �
435
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,650
� He's so much fun �
436
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,586
� Whether we're talkin'Man to man �
437
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,488
� Or whether we're talkingSon to son �
438
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,324
� 'Cause he's my best friend �
439
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,161
� Yes,
he's my best friend... �
440
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,197
( both laughing )
441
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,500
( singers scatting )
442
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,203
Looks pretty full.
443
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,472
Yeah, so you want to take
it to the recycling center?
444
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,341
No, let's take it first thing
in the morning.
445
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,742
Yeah.
446
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,579
( mellow theme playing )
447
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,051
So, Tonya,
448
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,620
I know you heard me
scream yesterday.
449
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,655
Yeah, are you sorry?
450
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,057
No, I'm not sorry
451
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,225
and I'll tell you why.
452
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,662
You can only talk that way
to someone when you love them.
453
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,663
But you have to be nice
454
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,799
to the people
that you don't know.
455
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,968
But that doesn't make any sense.
456
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,403
No, it doesn't make any sense,
457
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,539
but it so happens to be true.
458
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,940
Like when Bush got reelected.
459
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,877
How can it be true
if it doesn't make any sense?
460
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,779
Because that's just
the way the truth is.
461
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,582
Oh.
462
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,584
So this means that
I'm going to go back
463
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,885
to yelling at everybody.
464
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,487
Because you love us?
465
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,622
Exactly.
466
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,524
So I can yell at you too?
467
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,959
Mm, if you want the fillings
468
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,028
knocked out of your face,
go right ahead.
469
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,296
( giggling )
470
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,669
I'd collected cans,now it was time to cash in.
471
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,609
Sorry you had to miss work
for this, Dad.
472
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,211
That's okay.
473
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,612
So how much money
did you make?
474
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,613
One hundred? $200?
475
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,748
Six.
476
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:36,849
Six hundred dollars?
477
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,117
No, six dollars.
478
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,985
I can't do anything with this.
479
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,920
How am I supposed to save
the Earth with six dollars?
480
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,258
You know what, Chris?
481
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,427
To some people
six dollars is a lot of money.
482
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,298
You said you wanted
to help the planet.
483
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,604
I just hope he knowsthis is cash, not a salad.
484
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,172
Hey, Kill Moves.
Konnichiwa!
485
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,340
Oh.
486
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,408
Hey, Chris.
487
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,742
I got something for you.
488
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,144
Uh, what's this for?
489
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,145
Earth Day.
490
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,146
Earth Day, huh?
491
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,681
Hm, thanks.
492
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,083
Hey.
493
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,184
Happy Earth Day.
494
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,952
Let's get you to school.
495
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,890
People talkabout saving the planet
496
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,558
by picking upcans and bottles,
497
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,760
but the one thingI learned from Earth Day
498
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,430
was that saving the planetmeant a lot to me,
499
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,099
but doing it with my fathermeant the world to me.
500
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,667
( engine starts )
501
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:34,807
So, Chris, tell us about
your Earth Day project.
502
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:37,576
Oh, well, me and my dad
collected a truckful of cans.
503
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,611
Chris, that's wonderful.
504
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,480
And I gave the money
to somebody less fortunate.
505
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,482
I mean, there's no reason
to save the Earth
506
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,583
if you can't save the people.
507
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:48,253
Oh, Chris, that's so profound.
508
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,222
Other than the fact
that you can see,
509
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,091
Stevie Wonder's
got nothing on you.
510
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,627
I know in my heart,
511
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:59,665
that money is somehow
going to help us all.
512
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,236
So we have
13 Styrofoam ice chests,
513
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,939
four cans
of aerosol spray paint,
514
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:10,242
one pack of cigarettes,
a gallon of whisky,
515
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,078
and one container of "I Can't
Believe It's Not Margarine."
516
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,882
Would that be paper or plastic?
517
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,518
Plastic.
518
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,086
� Everybody hates Chris �
519
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,022
CHRIS:
Happy Earth Day.
520
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,562
( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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