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( Run-DMC's
"You Be Illin'" playing )
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CHRIS: For as long as I can remember,music was a part of my life.
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And in 1986,
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the biggest actin the world was Run-DMC.
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� One day when I was chillin' �
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� In Kentucky Fried Chicken �
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� Just minding my business �
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� Eatin' foodAnd finger lickin' �
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� This dude walked in lookingstrange and kind of funny �
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What you listening to,
young blood?
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Young blood.
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What you listening to?
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Run-DMC.
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What kind of name is Run?
Ha, ha.
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Ain't that a verb,
everybody?
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( men chuckling )
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Going to that concert?
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I wish. It's sold out.
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I've got a guy that's gonna
give me two tickets tomorrow.
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They're yours for 200.
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CHRIS:
I don't have $200.
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I'll take 'em.
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Okay, I'll have them
tomorrow at 6.
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And I'm gonna need cash.
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Now, I don't take check, credit,
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pesos, rubles,
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wampums, ducats
or wherewithal.
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No problem.
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As long as you canalso loan me $200.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, what's going on?
Hey.
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Uh, Manny, you mind
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if I leave these here?
What is it?
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Applications
for my BFD Scholarship.
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BFD?
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Black Funeral Directors.
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What I was thinking
wasn't even close.
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( chuckles )
You too, right?
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So if you know of any young men
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who would like to learn about
the wonderful world of death,
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this scholarship
is worth $250.
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Sounds like ticket money to me.
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I'm interested.
Interested in free money.
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Oh, I didn't know
you were interested
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in the bereaved and deceased.
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I'm not.
Oh, this is a lot easier
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than I thought it would be.
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I was thinkingthe exact same thing.
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All you have to do
is sign right here
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and you're
the new BFD scholar.
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Good.
Now, when do I get the money?
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Oh, as soon as you're done
with the program.
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Will I be done with the
program by tomorrow at 6?
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It's gonna take longer
than that to learn
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all you need to know
about death.
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No, it's not,
because right now
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I'm having a heart attack.
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( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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� Oh, make it funky now �
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While I waitedfor my scholarship money,
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I was researching other waysto get some cash.
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Give you an advance on your pay?
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Yeah, and I'll pay you back
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as soon as I get my
scholarship money.
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That sounds like a good plan.
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But what happens
if you get killed?
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I haven't thought
about that.
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Ain't that nothing.
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You learning about death
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and ain't even thought
about dying.
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Ha. Death can happen
at any moment, son.
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It can happen
when you're happy,
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when you're sad,
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or when you
owe somebody money.
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Translation: no.
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While I was hurting for cash,
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my mother was in pain.
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So the chart says you got pain
in your shoulder.
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How did you do this?
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Oh, I was reaching for something
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and I must have overextended.
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That's one way of putting it.
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Boy, didn't I tell you
about throwing that ball?
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Mama, I didn't mean
to break it, I'm sorry.
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Oh,
your behind gonna be sorry.
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( cracking )
Ow. Ow.
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Went too far back on
the wind-up, didn't you?
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Yeah. You know
that boy broke a $60 lamp
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when I told him,
"Do not throw a ball
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in the house." Ow.
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Next time just stretch first.
Stretch?
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Nothing helps you give betterass whuppings than yoga.
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It's part of
the proper technique.
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There are various techniques
that you can use to avoid injury
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while delivering
an ass whupping.
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There's the Two-Cheek Cross,
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the Roundhouse Booty Buster,
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or my personal favorite:
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the Kunta Kinte Will Breaker.
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In the wrong hands,
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a beating
can be called child abuse.
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In the right hands,
it could be the difference
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between raising
a Bill Gates or a Bobby Brown.
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Read this.
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If you rest your arm in a sling
for a week, you'll be fine.
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A week?
I can't rest for a week.
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I gotta cook and clean.
You're hurt.
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Make those kids do it.
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Strap me up.
Mm-hm.
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My mother had a sling,
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while my father had ch-ching.
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What's this?
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I got a fun project
for you.
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My father was famousfor his fun projects.
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Isn't this fun?
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What is this stuff
anyway?
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Asbestos.
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We're gonna save a lot of
money on heat this year.
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I need you
to roll these quarters.
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Forty in each roll.
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You think you
can handle that, baby?
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Okay, Daddy.
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That's my girl.
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I had a hundred dollars saved,and I had to get the rest
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or my chance to see Run-DMC
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was gonna be G-O-N-E.
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So, Dad, can I borrow
a hundred dollars
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until my scholarship
money arrives?
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That depends. Can I borrow
it back two seconds later?
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For what?
Books.
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But Mr. Omar gave you
a scholarship.
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What, he can't give you
the books?
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I get $250.
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Wow. They got any more
scholarships around here?
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I don't know.
The Future Crackheads
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of America had a scholarship,
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but they used that upon Flavor Flav.
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Well, I guess it's
for a good cause.
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Turn around so
I can get the money.
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Okay.
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I never did find out
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where my father kepthis secret stash.
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Here you go.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Thank you.
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My father held onto cashso tight,
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George Washingtoncouldn't breathe.
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Thirty-nine,
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40.
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According to math,the roll was perfect.
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But according to Tonya,
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39 quarters lookeda lot neater than 40.
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That's better.
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Bam!
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We're going
to the Run-DMC concert.
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Dude, this is incredible.
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I promise I'll pay you back,
$10 a week.
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This is the best thing
anyone's ever done for me
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since my mom took me back
from the foster home.
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Well, we couldn't miss the
greatest concert of the year.
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Where did you get the money?
Oh, my dad loaned it to me.
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I'm gonna pay him back
with my scholarship money.
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What scholarship?
BFD.
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Never heard
of that one before.
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But I'm guessing
acronyms today:
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Black Funeral Directors.
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Yeah, you have
a scholarship?
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Yeah, I've got four:
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Future Physicists,
Future Pharmacists,
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Future Futurists,
and Sons of Izzo.
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Who's Izzo?
It's an Italian thing,
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you wouldn't understand.
Oh.
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So you wanna be
a funeral director?
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No, I just want
to see Run-DMC.
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Duh!
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My motherwas about to win an Emmy
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for best exaggerated injury.
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Get the pillow.
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( moans )
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Now,
I wish I wasn't hurt,
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but I am.
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So I'm gonna need you two
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to pick up the slack
around here, okay?
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What do we
have to do?
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Not a lot.
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All of this?
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Now you can appreciate all the
hard work I do around here.
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Ow. Ow.
Drew, go get my turtles.
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Tonya, put my feet up.
You know my ankles swell.
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Pass me the remote.
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Move out of the way!
You're blocking the TV.
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( applause on TV )
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Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Come on here, girl!
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You can do it, sister.
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Come on, joker.
Come on, joke--
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Yes!
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You should've seen her when
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she watched Card Sharks.
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Now that I was goingto the show,
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I couldn't wait for Mr. Omarto show me the money.
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Hey, Mr. Omar,
I was just wondering
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what I needed to do to finish
up my scholarship work.
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Oh, I appreciate
your enthusiasm, Chris.
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As you know,
death doesn't wait,
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so come on in.
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I'm just finishing up
my preparation
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for the Death Jubilee.
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Sweep that up.
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Death Jubilee?
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Oh, it's only
the biggest event of the year.
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It's like the Auto Show.
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If you drive a hearse.
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Now, look, I need you
to collate these,
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fold these, take both of them,
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slide them into here, okay?
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I need you to iron that shirt,
take the suit to the cleaners,
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shine my shoes,
get me a paper on the corner.
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I got a lot of more stuff
for you to do later.
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Oh, the Death Jubilee is all
day tomorrow, so get your rest.
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You mean getyour rest in peace.
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Now, when do you think
I'll be done?
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Oh, you should be done
by Tuesday.
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Tuesday? But I have somewhere
to go on Monday.
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Go on Tuesday.
I can't.
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Tragic.
Not as tragic
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as missing Run-DMC.
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At the Death Jubilee,
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I was beginning to realizethat the BFD
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was a bunch of BS.
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Hey, Omar,
the scholarship idea? Genius.
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Hey, I could never afford
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to come
to this convention before
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'cause it cost so much
for help.
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But you call
it a scholarship
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and you get help
for less than half the price.
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Hey, did you guys
see the women
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over in the bereavement
hall?
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If you thought
last year was good,
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this year is ridiculous.
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Oh, you think
that's ridiculous?
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Did you see the girl standing
by the hearse?
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Now, she's bad for business.
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Who's gonna die
with her standing around.
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( laughs )
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MAN:
Oh, my God.
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You know Mrs. Eisenberg?
She called me.
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Mrs. Eisenberg,
Mrs. Eisenberg?
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Yeah.
You're kidding.
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MAN: I'm not kidding you.
We went out. She's a firecracker.
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Almost gave me a heart attack.
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I told you not to mess with her.
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Well, her husband
was on bed rest for a year.
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What can you expect?
I didn't expect that.
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( all laughing )
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Hey, tragic.
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( all laughing )
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Uh, Mr. Omar...
259
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,290
I'm done.
260
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,025
What do you want me
to do with this?
261
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,762
Oh. Right here.
262
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,734
You know, you might have
a future in this after all.
263
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,236
Back at home, my mother foundthat taking it easy
264
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,172
was gonna be harderthan she thought.
265
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,843
Hey, Mom,
how do you fold this?
266
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,112
With your hands, dummy.
267
00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:50,322
Hey, Mom, can you clean burnt
spaghetti sauce with bleach?
268
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,890
If you wanna die.
269
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:54,693
DREW:
Hey, Mom!
270
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,597
Tonya:
Mom!
271
00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,832
DREW:
Ma!
272
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,367
TONYA:
Mom!
273
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,836
While my mother's legswere getting stronger,
274
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,406
Mr. Omar's little black bookwas getting fatter.
275
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,449
Oh,
thank you so much
276
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,084
for stopping by.
277
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,887
Now you be sure
and call me now, okay?
278
00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,422
All right?
279
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,928
Hey.
280
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,530
Oh, did you pass out
the pamphlets?
281
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,865
Yeah.
282
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,367
Only to the pretty ones?
Yeah.
283
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,603
So you're supposed to be
telling me about your business?
284
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,771
What do you wanna know?
285
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,639
Well, what made you wanna
286
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,141
work with dead people?
287
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,610
There's something you need to
know about the funeral business.
288
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,812
It's not
about servicing the dead.
289
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,115
It's about comforting
the living.
290
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,718
Some of the living need a little
more comforting than others.
291
00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:55,821
Go out to the truck, get me some
pamphlets. I'll be right back.
292
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,059
Toast?
293
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,160
Toast for dinner?
294
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,494
Tonya can't cook,
295
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,796
and it's the best
that I could do
296
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,431
in the condition
that I'm in.
297
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,566
She's using most of her energyfaking being hurt.
298
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,468
Ow!
299
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,769
Thank you.
300
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:14,106
Chris, why don't you pass
the toast around?
301
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,775
See? I got wheat toast
and white toast
302
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:20,079
and raisin and crust
and crustless.
303
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,180
No pumpernickel?
304
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,182
Mommy also has grape jelly,
305
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,217
strawberry jelly, hot sauce,
306
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,485
Hot sauce?
cinnamon,
307
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,587
Hot sauce?
honey and syrup
308
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,755
to dip your crust in.
309
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,758
Hot sauce?
Um, did you finish up
310
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:33,959
those quarters like I asked?
311
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,327
Yep, 10 rolls.
312
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,695
Good girl.
313
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,297
Hey, Chris, can you pass me
the hot sauce?
314
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,165
Hot sauce?
315
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,500
So, Chris, how was your day?
316
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,869
Did you learn anything
about the funeral business?
317
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,671
I learned it was heavy.
318
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,772
Ah, I bet it is.
319
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:47,940
You enjoying those books?
320
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,142
Yeah, they're great.
321
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,244
JULIUS:
Pass me the big piece of toast.
322
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,581
Oh, honey, how much longer
323
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,815
are you gonna be in that sling?
324
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,217
Until we run out of bread.
325
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,551
I don't know, Julius.
326
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,720
As soon as I'm healed
and fully recovered,
327
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,688
I'll let you know.
328
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,492
Ow.
While my mother
329
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,094
was milking her injury,I was being trained.
330
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,331
Chris, I must say you're
really doing a great job.
331
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,866
Well, what do I have
to do today?
332
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,502
Oh, just polish
a few coffins.
333
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,703
A few?
334
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,172
How long is this gonna take?
I don't know.
335
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,274
Well, you think I'll be done
by tomorrow night?
336
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,176
I have somewhere to go
and it's really important.
337
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,111
Chris, there's nothing
more important
338
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,080
than fulfilling
your responsibilities.
339
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,883
That's what this scholarship
is all about: service.
340
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,384
So do your best.
341
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,020
If you get it done, tomorrow
you can do whatever you want.
342
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,389
Okay, well, how clean
do they have to be?
343
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:41,093
Well, I need you
to make these
344
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,163
look like this.
345
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,230
All right?
346
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,932
So do your best.
347
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,001
I'll see you later.
Lock up after you leave.
348
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,836
You are the best.
349
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:54,973
( blows )
350
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,011
By the time I finishedcleaning those coffins,
351
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,245
I almost needed one,
352
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,881
but it was worth itbecause come tomorrow,
353
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,750
I was gonna havethe time of my life.
354
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,618
What time do you want to meet
and go to the Garden?
355
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,954
You know what? You go without me
and I'll meet you down there.
356
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,122
What?
357
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,057
I have to go by the
funeral parlor after school
358
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,193
to make sure there's nothing
Mr. Omar wants me to do.
359
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,028
I don't wanna have him think
there's any reason
360
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,696
for him not
to give me my money.
361
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,665
I don't know why you took
that scholarship anyway.
362
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,633
Did you have $200
for concert tickets?
363
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,036
No. Here.
364
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,738
Don't be illing, man.
I'll see you at 7:30.
365
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:26,972
All right.
366
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,240
For my father,
367
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,508
coin-cashing day was better
368
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,576
than Christmas morning.
369
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,644
Ninety-seven dollars
and fifty cents.
370
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,946
No, that can't be right.
371
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,614
I-I know I had
a hundred dollars here.
372
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,049
Did you count it?
No.
373
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,650
Well, I did,
and it's $97.50.
374
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,885
Well,
maybe you made a mistake.
375
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,553
No,
maybe you made a mistake.
376
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,922
Think you're the first to tried
to skim a few quarters past us?
377
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,625
Actually, he wasthe first person to try it,
378
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,994
but that was a long time ago.
379
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,565
Back at Mr. Omar's,it was almost quitting time
380
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,235
and I was three minutes awayfrom Run-DMC.
381
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,137
Hey, Greg. Yeah.
382
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,272
So we're still good, right?
383
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,540
Oh, okay.
384
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,575
No, all I have to do
is lock up.
385
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,211
I'm out of here in, like,
two minutes.
386
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,113
So I'll meet you at the Garden?
387
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,349
All right, cool.
388
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,186
I had finished all my dealingswith death,
389
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,455
and now it was time to get ill.
390
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,928
Excuse me.
Can you help me?
391
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:26,398
I can... but I don't want to.
392
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,938
Sorry.
393
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,840
I was just locking up,
but I'm sure Mr. Omar
394
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,108
could talk
to you in the morning.
395
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,309
Oh,
it'll only take a minute.
396
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,977
You see,
my husband passed
397
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,447
and Mr. Omar wanted me
to bring a tie
398
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,781
to go with the outfit,
399
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,184
and I just can't decide.
400
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,486
What do you think?
Blue or green?
401
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,988
Uh, green.
402
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,790
Oh, yeah, green.
403
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,159
Leonard liked green.
Okay.
404
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,361
Well, um,
I'm gonna give this
405
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,629
to Mr. Omar in the morning,
but we can leave.
406
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,630
Yeah.
407
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,699
Maybe blue would be better.
408
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,168
He was an executive,
you know.
409
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,037
Okay.
410
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,772
Blue it is.
411
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,810
No, you're right. Green.
412
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,911
Now, tell me,
413
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,680
do you think
I should get socks
414
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,482
to match the tie?
415
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,350
This will only take a minute
416
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,551
in old people time.
417
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,921
WOMAN:
Wait.
418
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,690
That's perfect.
419
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,860
You remind me of him,
you know?
420
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,229
He used to have that same look
421
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,197
you have right now.
422
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,566
Frustration?
423
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,402
You keep looking
at the clock.
424
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,270
Is there someplace
you supposed to be?
425
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,339
Yeah, I'm supposed
to be meeting a friend.
426
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,008
Oh, that's nice.
427
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,576
I don't mean to hold you up.
428
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,911
Then let me go.
429
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,280
Leonard had friends now.
430
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,282
Yes, there was Earl,
431
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,285
Louis, Zeke, Son--
432
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,355
Sonny. Sonny had one eye,
433
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,957
and he got into a fight
434
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,559
with Chester Jenkins.
435
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,562
He love watching sitcoms,
436
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,631
especially Sanford & Son.
437
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,067
He loved Sanford & Son.
438
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,536
( imitates Sanford ):
I'm coming, Elizabeth!
439
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,971
( laughing )
440
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,407
This man could cook.
441
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,242
You talk about fried chicken?
442
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,145
His chicken was so good,
443
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,880
chickens be
at the table talking.
444
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,549
"Whoa, this some good chicken.
445
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,983
Whoa, whoa, whoa."
446
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,819
Uh-huh. Mm-hm.
447
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,489
Bend it down.
Bend it down. Come on.
448
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,526
Ooh. Oh-- You good.
449
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,395
You good, but you're
not as good as Leonard.
450
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,963
Ow! Stop!
451
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,331
I was missing Run-DMC,
452
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,533
but my father was reallymissing his quarters.
453
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,769
Shouldn't you be
at work, baby?
454
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,139
Rochelle, I think Tonya
may have stolen from me.
455
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,607
What?
456
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,975
Well,
I went to the bank
457
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,443
and the quarters
I had her roll up
458
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,112
for me came up short.
459
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,948
Oh, no, my daughter is not
gonna grow up to be a thief.
460
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,416
We're gonna get
to the bottom of this.
461
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,884
I still got
one good arm left.
462
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,052
No, no, no.
463
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,353
Ow. Ow, ow.
464
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,488
I-I-I'll talk to her.
465
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,423
Y-You just get some rest.
466
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,491
Okay.
All right.
467
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,726
Thank you, baby.
Okay.
468
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,462
My father hated to thinkthat Tonya had stolen again,
469
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,632
but he also hatedbeing short $2.50.
470
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,267
Tonya,
471
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,403
did you roll those quarters
like I told you to?
472
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,105
Yeah. Why?
Well, when I went to the bank,
473
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,708
every one of those rolls
was a quarter short.
474
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,176
What happened to the rest
of my money?
475
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,379
Well, I took one quarter
out of each roll.
476
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,682
You didn't think anybody
would notice that?
477
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,487
What did you do
with the money, Tonya?
478
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,189
Well, I was trying to save
479
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,324
to make you another roll.
480
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,293
Save for another roll?
481
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,063
Yeah. You didn't think I was
stealing from you, did you?
482
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,198
No, of course not.
483
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,700
Well, that's what it sounds
like to me.
484
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,335
No, no, that's not
what it sounds like.
485
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,103
I'm just saying--
Huh?
486
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,872
Wha--? Ye-- Look, your mother,
she needs some help.
487
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,407
Look, here, take that
and buy some candy
488
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,408
or something, okay?
489
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,243
No, Daddy, you keep it.
490
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,411
( moans )
491
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,481
Coming, baby! Coming!
492
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,049
( woman laughing )
493
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,218
Oh,
I'm gonna miss him.
494
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,753
But you know what?
495
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,756
He had a good life.
496
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,790
Yeah.
497
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,926
Sounds like you two
got along.
498
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,562
Oh, no, he was
a pain in the ass.
499
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,230
( laughs )
500
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,873
But he was my pain
in the ass.
501
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,875
Yeah.
502
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:33,178
Young man,
can I tell you something?
503
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,246
What's that?
504
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:41,286
This is the best
I've felt in days.
505
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,287
Thank you.
506
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,922
You're welcome.
507
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,224
Come on.
508
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,427
I know there's someplace
you gotta be.
509
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,236
There was someplaceI wanted to be,
510
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:00,005
but I was right whereI needed to be.
511
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,411
( Run-DMC's "Peter Piper"
playing )
512
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,846
Hey, what happened?
Where were you?
513
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,048
I can't believe you missed it.
514
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,250
Got tied up
at the funeral home.
515
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,552
I told you that scholarship
thing was a bad idea.
516
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,754
It's all right.
I'll catch them next time.
517
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,524
Next time?
There won't be a next time.
518
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,858
It was incredible.
519
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,362
It was Aerosmith and Run-DMC
singing "Walk This Way."
520
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,630
I couldn't believe it, man.
521
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,900
When I saw someone in distress,I gave comfort.
522
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,069
Greg had a different approach.
523
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,871
But my mother pretendingto have a pain in her arm
524
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,974
was becoming a real painin the neck.
525
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,910
( mysterious drum themeplaying )
526
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,551
TONYA AND DREW:
Ma!
527
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,618
( screams )
528
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,855
Okay, okay! I'm fine!
529
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,158
I'm up! okay?
Are you happy now?
530
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,893
I mean,
what does a woman have to do
531
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,930
to get some rest around here,
get shot?
532
00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:01,333
I thought the BFD scholarshipwas gonna be easy money,
533
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,668
but I was dead wrong.
534
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,536
At least I was finallyabout to get paid.
535
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,505
Here you go. A voucher for
536
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,975
$250 worth of books.
537
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,243
Books?
538
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,278
Books?
Books?
539
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,948
Well, you didn't think you
were getting cash, did you?
540
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,116
Good night.
541
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,684
Tragic.
542
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,918
You owe me a hundred dollars.
543
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,689
� Everybody hates Chris �
544
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,397
( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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