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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,473 --> 00:01:58,687 Alfredo! 2 00:02:00,426 --> 00:02:01,563 Alfredo?! 3 00:02:03,607 --> 00:02:04,599 Alfredo? 4 00:02:04,669 --> 00:02:07,011 He's coming right now! 5 00:02:13,251 --> 00:02:14,454 Alfredo? 6 00:02:15,418 --> 00:02:18,098 Alfredo... It's Morretti. 7 00:02:19,529 --> 00:02:20,888 Moretti! 8 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:23,873 I fixed you some lentils. 9 00:02:24,023 --> 00:02:27,281 Eat them after midnight, they bring good luck. 10 00:02:27,729 --> 00:02:30,431 There's some wine and an orange. 11 00:02:31,053 --> 00:02:34,253 It's small but very sweet. 12 00:02:34,465 --> 00:02:37,019 How do you feel? - What do you think? 13 00:02:37,662 --> 00:02:39,970 Daddy, shall we break the piggy bank? 14 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:45,124 You break it, at midnight. As soon as the year ends. 15 00:02:45,194 --> 00:02:46,837 No, we'll be sleeping. 16 00:02:46,907 --> 00:02:50,737 No, why? Celebrate the New Year without me. 17 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:51,999 Bye. 18 00:02:52,263 --> 00:02:54,662 Alfredo, your bag. 19 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,265 No, we're not celebrating anything without you. 20 00:02:58,335 --> 00:03:01,398 At that time you'll be under ground... 21 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,688 I mean, in the subway. 22 00:03:03,911 --> 00:03:08,226 We'll have some broth and then we'll all go to bed... right, children? 23 00:03:08,526 --> 00:03:12,154 We'll celebrate tomorrow with you. Good night Alfredo. 24 00:03:12,977 --> 00:03:15,511 Bye. - And happy New Year. 25 00:03:16,056 --> 00:03:17,361 Happy ending... 26 00:03:20,028 --> 00:03:22,278 Mother, take the meat off the fire! 27 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:25,095 Assuntina, go down the cafe and telephone... 28 00:03:25,165 --> 00:03:27,821 uncle Francesco, uncle Pasquale and aunt Cesira. 29 00:03:27,891 --> 00:03:31,975 Tell them we're expecting them, and to bring the eel, and plenty. 30 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,277 You, break the piggy bank, so we can play bingo. 31 00:03:35,347 --> 00:03:36,961 It smells so good! 32 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:40,696 Delicious! - Poor Alfredo! 33 00:03:40,766 --> 00:03:44,630 Well! What he doesn't know won't hurt him. - Thank goodness! 34 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,538 Colombini, did you keep count? - Of what? 35 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:52,573 I thought about it at the bus stop. How many are we for dinner? 36 00:03:52,643 --> 00:03:55,056 Well, easy to say. Myself, you,... 37 00:03:55,126 --> 00:03:58,782 Mirabiondi, Frangipane, Amapola... - Michele, Mario, 38 00:03:58,852 --> 00:04:02,643 Baldissarri, Lambertuccia, and Caterina. Keep going- 39 00:04:02,713 --> 00:04:04,813 Giovanni, Pennellone and Neri... 40 00:04:05,711 --> 00:04:07,252 13! - Right! 41 00:04:07,322 --> 00:04:09,281 New Year's eve dinner in 13! 42 00:04:09,351 --> 00:04:11,829 "I'll take care of it, I'll organise it." 43 00:04:11,899 --> 00:04:14,702 An idiot like you can't organise! 44 00:04:14,772 --> 00:04:16,512 Well, I made a mistake! 45 00:04:16,582 --> 00:04:19,266 Even priests make mistakes, no? - So? What do we do? 46 00:04:19,336 --> 00:04:23,067 We'll fix things up somehow, and find a good soul to be the 14th. 47 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,635 So late? It's after 8 o'clock you know? 48 00:04:26,738 --> 00:04:28,283 Let's bring Pannocchia. 49 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:30,470 Give it a try. But he's so ugly! 50 00:04:30,615 --> 00:04:32,695 Will you come to dinner? - No! 51 00:04:32,765 --> 00:04:34,513 Why not to dinner with us? 52 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:37,064 I already have an invitation! Take that! 53 00:04:37,623 --> 00:04:40,965 Listen to that! An invitation! And who invited you? 54 00:04:41,035 --> 00:04:42,616 That's my business, OK? 55 00:04:42,686 --> 00:04:45,377 It's not okay! Well then... work! 56 00:04:45,447 --> 00:04:48,373 It's 8:00, almost 8:05, so I'm leaving! 57 00:04:48,615 --> 00:04:51,567 I don't have time to waste. Goodbye. 58 00:04:52,223 --> 00:04:55,838 He's funny, he makes me laugh. - OK, but what do we do now? 59 00:04:55,908 --> 00:04:59,492 By the way. I have an idea. Let's call Tortorella. 60 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:00,916 Who's that? 61 00:05:00,986 --> 00:05:05,162 Tortorella! Gioia... She's always alert, always available. 62 00:05:05,232 --> 00:05:07,371 I'll call Mimi. She sees her at Cinecitta. 63 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:10,709 But tell her to bring her share, I won't shell out a penny, huh? 64 00:05:28,002 --> 00:05:32,002 Miracle, miracle! 65 00:05:34,677 --> 00:05:36,590 Pediconi! - Damn shoes! 66 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:40,643 Take out the 3rd from the left! Does he look like he's had a miracle? 67 00:05:40,713 --> 00:05:41,951 Me? - Yes, you! 68 00:05:42,021 --> 00:05:45,086 The director is right. This is a mystic scene. 69 00:05:45,907 --> 00:05:49,643 He's even cautioned, boss! - Tortorella, speak for yourself! 70 00:05:49,713 --> 00:05:52,436 Mind your own crap or I'll slug you in the face! 71 00:05:52,506 --> 00:05:54,744 Come on, be quiet! Tortorella is right. 72 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:56,640 Sure, she's always right! 73 00:05:56,710 --> 00:06:00,532 And you all, do like she does... she's gives her whole self. Ready! 74 00:06:00,602 --> 00:06:03,299 But that guy has to stop using his hands! 75 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:09,332 Let's hurry. After this scene we'll all go home to celebrate. 76 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:13,795 Ready then? Look out for the watches. Ready? 77 00:06:14,972 --> 00:06:19,067 Pediconi, good boy, go take St Zeno's place. 78 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:20,653 Damn him! 79 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,145 Engine! 80 00:06:22,318 --> 00:06:23,417 Rolling! 81 00:06:23,624 --> 00:06:26,506 Clapper! - 127, third! 82 00:06:27,989 --> 00:06:29,000 Action! 83 00:06:31,814 --> 00:06:34,303 Look at me, I'm St Zeno. 84 00:06:34,535 --> 00:06:38,720 The lions don't tear me apart. They're moving back. Miracle! 85 00:06:47,455 --> 00:06:50,501 Look at me! I'm St Zeno! 86 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:55,496 Miracle, miracle! - Stop! Okay! 87 00:06:56,887 --> 00:06:59,833 Okay, that's enough. See you tomorrow! 88 00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:02,144 Goodnight everyone. Happy New Year! 89 00:07:09,065 --> 00:07:12,161 Stop! Keep quiet! 90 00:07:16,423 --> 00:07:22,058 That's all. I didn't take the sandals. Here's the tunic. 91 00:07:22,545 --> 00:07:24,145 Gimme a hand! - Here! 92 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,272 Are you in a hurry? - I'll miss my bus. 93 00:07:29,522 --> 00:07:30,885 Darn it! 94 00:07:32,457 --> 00:07:34,698 I've put on weight. - I think so! 95 00:07:35,487 --> 00:07:38,450 What are you doing tonight? - What I'm doing? 96 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:42,228 I have an invitation from whatshisname... 97 00:07:42,454 --> 00:07:43,798 Who? - From... 98 00:07:44,147 --> 00:07:46,223 Then maybe something else too. 99 00:07:46,996 --> 00:07:50,301 I have yet to decide. - You're still with that accountant? 100 00:07:50,371 --> 00:07:55,579 Who? Capecchi? It's over, he wasn't my type. 101 00:07:57,347 --> 00:07:59,651 His wife caught him and beat him up! 102 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:05,180 Say, why did you ask me what I am doing tonight? 103 00:08:05,582 --> 00:08:07,549 Well, just so... - Why? Say! 104 00:08:07,979 --> 00:08:10,279 I wanted to ask you to come with us. 105 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:11,615 Who's "us"? 106 00:08:11,686 --> 00:08:13,680 It's a nice group of people. 107 00:08:18,018 --> 00:08:20,725 But if you're busy... - But I can cancel! 108 00:08:21,357 --> 00:08:24,954 Have you got a nice dress? - I've bought an evening gown... 109 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:29,844 for the inaugration of the film "Night at the Grand Hotel". 110 00:08:30,587 --> 00:08:32,487 What are you wearing on top? 111 00:08:32,611 --> 00:08:34,551 You can't imagine! Foxes! 112 00:08:34,621 --> 00:08:37,819 OK then. Let's meet at 10 at the Esedra fountain. 113 00:08:37,889 --> 00:08:42,266 Look at what they've done to my new fur! - What can you do about! 114 00:08:42,492 --> 00:08:47,059 Where do we meet? - At Piazza Esedra. - At 10pm? - Yes, at 10:00. 115 00:08:47,129 --> 00:08:50,744 Mind you, with one thing and another it's 8,000 lire each. 116 00:08:51,575 --> 00:08:54,053 Well, these are sophisticated people. 117 00:08:54,123 --> 00:08:56,851 I have an idea for tonight... - Say, say! 118 00:08:57,057 --> 00:09:00,107 I want to have my hair.... no, I won't tell you. 119 00:09:00,587 --> 00:09:02,941 New Year, new life! 120 00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:06,055 Good! Maybe tonight you'll find the right man. 121 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:10,755 Maybe my angel will make me grace! I'll go, the "Nuns of Monza" are coming! 122 00:09:10,825 --> 00:09:15,241 They'll make me be late! - Bye! - At 10:00 at Piazza Esedra. Alright! 123 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:28,437 Hi there! 124 00:09:31,907 --> 00:09:33,570 Hi Spizzico. You're punctual. 125 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,608 Spizzico is always punctual. 126 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:38,991 The agreement is clear. Gold and jewels. 127 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:43,163 Stuff that can be melted. No voluminous stuff, I won't take it. 128 00:09:43,494 --> 00:09:47,445 I don't go to ballrooms for mattresses and blankets! 129 00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:49,411 Small size stuff, don't worry. 130 00:09:49,481 --> 00:09:51,188 His work is high class! 131 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,703 Do you have a cigarette? 132 00:09:55,889 --> 00:09:57,537 Give him a cigarette. 133 00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:00,775 Come on. 134 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,438 How do you pay? 135 00:10:04,832 --> 00:10:07,467 Well! Tell him, what did you bring last time? 136 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:10,204 Diamonds so big they looked like peach kernels. 137 00:10:10,274 --> 00:10:11,522 Paid how? 138 00:10:11,763 --> 00:10:13,430 Like peach kernels! 139 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:18,334 Pecori', we're talking business. So don't play the fool, okay? 140 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:21,831 Never mind! Rather, did you find me a supporting man? 141 00:10:22,227 --> 00:10:24,958 Spizzico told me about, but I can't tonight. 142 00:10:25,028 --> 00:10:27,428 I'm having dinner with my sick father. 143 00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:31,413 How's he going to eat if he's sick! Does he have tapeworm? 144 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:36,610 It's not easy, you know? You want someone special, even in black tie. 145 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,085 I snooped around, 146 00:10:38,155 --> 00:10:41,155 there aren't many people suited for high class places. 147 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,238 And those few don't trust you. They don't know you. 148 00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:47,525 Well, I was out of town. - Weren't you in for theft? 149 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,280 They told you not to play the fool! 150 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:55,988 I've been abroad 3 years. 151 00:10:56,077 --> 00:10:58,878 We know it. You're smart! 152 00:10:59,587 --> 00:11:04,080 Making the rounds of the nightclubs on New Year's Eve is a good idea. 153 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,819 Excellent, indeed! 154 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:09,726 Why don't you go alone? So you don't have to split. 155 00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:13,595 I pick up and pass on. I never keep the stuff on me. 156 00:11:13,665 --> 00:11:15,119 It's a nervous thing. 157 00:11:15,189 --> 00:11:18,263 If I don't pass it on immediately, I'm fucked. 158 00:11:18,505 --> 00:11:22,643 Want a personable guy? Clean record, and with a tailcoat? 159 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,070 Umberto Pennazzuto. - Who? "Accident"? - Yes! 160 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,472 Why not? Why not? 161 00:11:29,243 --> 00:11:31,361 "Accident"? Who is that? 162 00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:33,631 A guy who's an extra in Cinecitt�. 163 00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:38,003 And every time, he has an accident, just to get medical insurance. Got it? 164 00:11:38,319 --> 00:11:39,806 Then, he's a beggar. 165 00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:43,430 Who should assist you on the job, Dante Alighieri? 166 00:12:07,029 --> 00:12:08,071 Well? 167 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:10,756 Gotta clear the room! Dancing, tonight! 168 00:12:10,826 --> 00:12:13,709 You won't protest, with 3 months rent late, right? 169 00:12:13,779 --> 00:12:16,857 Pennazzuto, telephone. - There he is! - Coming! 170 00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:26,802 Hello? 171 00:12:27,978 --> 00:12:29,221 Spizzico who? 172 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,361 Oh yes. Cheers. 173 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:35,754 Of course I have a dinner jacket. What sort of job is it? 174 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,534 And you call that a job?! 175 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:46,110 I know, but it's not for me. No, it's not that I'm scared shitless... 176 00:12:46,443 --> 00:12:48,235 Just, it's not my thing. 177 00:12:48,623 --> 00:12:50,629 Besides, I have a commitment. 178 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,436 Yes, a lady. 179 00:12:53,285 --> 00:12:56,123 In short, all considered, it's not worth it. 180 00:12:57,351 --> 00:13:01,707 Sorry. If I change my mind, I'll call. Happy New Year. Goodbye. 181 00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:06,461 Well, well! You're even refusing work now? 182 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,754 30 lire! 183 00:13:28,251 --> 00:13:32,284 I am the great director Cecil B. Demille. 184 00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:36,261 I want to speak to the famous actress Tortorella. 185 00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:40,024 Umberto, Cecil B DeMille is dead, poor soul. Will you stop it? 186 00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:44,034 You recognised me, huh? But you almost fell for it, no? 187 00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:45,530 Yeah, OK. 188 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,510 I had a great idea! Shall we spend the evening together? 189 00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:53,648 Hello? 190 00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:56,668 Tortorella are you there? I mean, are you there? 191 00:13:57,764 --> 00:13:59,061 I was saying... 192 00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:03,824 shall we spend New Year's together, like last year? It brings us luck! 193 00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:07,044 Luck, you say? I've never seen a year like this one! 194 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:10,740 Thinking it over, maybe it was you who gave the jinx! 195 00:14:12,609 --> 00:14:13,696 Don't get mad. 196 00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:16,785 Anyway, even if I wanted, I can't. I'm busy tonight. 197 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,230 Yes, I'm going out with friends. 198 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:20,908 Couldn't I come too? 199 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:25,165 Well, I don't know... yes... maybe. 200 00:14:25,425 --> 00:14:28,404 But I'm warning you, it's 8 to 10,000 lire each. 201 00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:30,633 Are you there? 202 00:14:31,232 --> 00:14:34,190 Well, goodnight, and happy New Year. 203 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,574 'Night. He even made me get cold. 204 00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:44,923 30 lire! 205 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:49,101 Tortorella, get me the hot water bottle. 206 00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:52,703 You're leaving me all alone. - Be patient. 207 00:14:52,773 --> 00:14:56,054 Patient what? Look what you're doing! 208 00:14:56,124 --> 00:15:00,164 Grandpa it's late! I just need the hairdryer. 209 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,590 You see what you've done? - That's it! 210 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:09,541 Watch out for the casserole. Oh, my lentils! 211 00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:11,877 Don't get angry. - Sure, I'm angry! 212 00:15:11,947 --> 00:15:14,000 Darn that Umberto, he made me late! 213 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:17,170 What Umberto! Darn you! - Darn him! 214 00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:21,860 You'd better leave! Go on, go dancing and leave me alone! 215 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:25,373 Damn, how hot! It runs on normal or industrial current? 216 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,401 What happened Tortorella? 217 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,218 Oh, great! 218 00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,368 Did the valves go off? 219 00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:36,379 What do we do now? - Grandpa! 220 00:15:39,949 --> 00:15:41,774 The valves went off, see? 221 00:15:41,844 --> 00:15:43,436 I can't see a thing! 222 00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:45,028 We've got to fix them. 223 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:48,844 I'm not moving! I don't have my slippers. - How, you're not moving! 224 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:52,558 Don't make a fuss! Come on, it's late, I'll take you. 225 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,624 I won't budge! - Come on! 226 00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:58,308 Be good! I'm strong, hold onto me. 227 00:15:58,462 --> 00:16:00,563 Hold onto me! 228 00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:02,430 Damn, are you heavy! 229 00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:11,939 Are you crazy? - Are you idiot? Want to kill us right on New Year's? 230 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:15,380 Go ahead, be funny! - Why, what's up? - We are in 13! 231 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:19,150 Why? Tortorella said she would come. - Yes, but Amapola is not. 232 00:16:19,394 --> 00:16:22,720 She got an infection from an injection. That big! - Got that? 233 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:26,151 Dumb of me to trust you! You shouldn't have invited Tortorella. 234 00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:28,387 Dumb alright! What you saying? 235 00:16:28,457 --> 00:16:31,150 If you hadn't nagged me I wouldn't have called her. 236 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:34,454 Well, Tortorella will stay home. Mim�, go phone her. 237 00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:38,852 Are you crazy? Now? You could've thought of it before. 238 00:16:38,922 --> 00:16:40,650 Why, what time is it? 239 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:43,486 It's almost 10.05. - 10.05? 240 00:16:44,374 --> 00:16:45,377 Hey! 241 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:48,133 So, it's past 10:00. You know what's new? 242 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:59,654 Go! - Let's hurry! 243 00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:30,951 Goodnight. 244 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,337 This isn't the Trevi fountain, you know? 245 00:18:40,561 --> 00:18:42,421 Where is Trevi fountain? 246 00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:45,786 Darn it! How do you say...? 247 00:18:46,532 --> 00:18:51,033 Damn bitch! - Hey! That's not very nice! 248 00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,630 Naughty word? Oh, sorry. 249 00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:10,606 Damn b... now I'm saying it! 250 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,578 Am I at the wrong fountain too? 251 00:19:50,202 --> 00:19:52,563 Good evening, sorry about the delay. 252 00:20:02,399 --> 00:20:04,308 Excuse me, are you Lello? 253 00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:07,405 What are you wearing? 254 00:20:08,024 --> 00:20:11,036 Why? - Look at you! You're asking why? 255 00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:12,606 Of course I say why! 256 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:17,572 When Spizzico called me, he said to wear a dinner jacket. And what's this? 257 00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:21,240 You look like a waiter! - Oh no, dear friend! 258 00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:25,990 At a grand evening, a real gentleman wears a tuxedo if he wants to be noticed. 259 00:20:27,228 --> 00:20:29,128 That's how it is, my friend! 260 00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:32,795 Aside from the fact that you should go unnoticed, almost invisible, 261 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,418 does a real gentleman go out without a coat? 262 00:20:35,488 --> 00:20:39,015 I have one, but it's brown, and it clashes with my tuxedo. 263 00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:43,250 This way I look like a gentleman that's just gotten out of his car. 264 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:47,066 Let me tell you. I am an authority on men's elegance! 265 00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:50,088 Do you know what to do? - More or less. 266 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:54,036 You must stay near me, but without showing that we're together. 267 00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:56,468 I must put what I pick into your pocket. 268 00:20:56,538 --> 00:21:00,388 But how can I if you don't have one? - It's alringt! I have a secret pocket! 269 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,765 I used this tuxedo when I worked with the magician Castelli. 270 00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:05,004 Look that ... 271 00:21:05,074 --> 00:21:08,092 So, I'll leave the club and wait for you outside. Right? 272 00:21:08,162 --> 00:21:12,569 No, it's not right! Go to the bathroom and hide the objects in the flush tank. 273 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:16,350 Clear? Then come back to me. The ticket. - You took care of everything! 274 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:20,313 I'm going ahead. Come in in 5 minutes and stay by the 3rd pillar. 275 00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:23,786 What pillar? - 3rd pillar to the right, got it? 276 00:21:23,856 --> 00:21:26,162 Stay there until I signal you. 277 00:21:26,865 --> 00:21:30,456 In 5 minutes. You got a watch? - No. - Then count to 500. 278 00:21:31,572 --> 00:21:32,788 What manners! 279 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:55,352 Umberto! Umberto! 280 00:21:56,955 --> 00:21:58,159 Go on there. 281 00:22:18,998 --> 00:22:20,935 It's Tortorella. 282 00:22:21,809 --> 00:22:24,354 Tortorella? Are you blonde? 283 00:22:24,424 --> 00:22:27,934 Looks good, huh? - How pretty! You know who you look like? 284 00:22:28,142 --> 00:22:31,483 Kim Novak. - And you look like a crow, instead. 285 00:22:31,553 --> 00:22:34,049 ...58, 59, 60... - What are you doing? 286 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,172 I was saying...you're blonde! - You already said that. 287 00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:39,106 Are you going with your friends? 288 00:22:39,176 --> 00:22:42,765 Yes... no, because of you! - Because of me? 289 00:22:42,835 --> 00:22:45,442 Your phone call delayed me so much... 290 00:22:45,512 --> 00:22:48,370 and I was late to the meeting point. Happy now? 291 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,060 I went to the Hungarian restaurant, but they weren't there either. 292 00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:53,219 I'm glad! 293 00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:57,527 Why, are... are you alone too? 294 00:22:57,597 --> 00:22:58,763 Well, yes. 295 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,957 Then let's go have a good time together. 296 00:23:02,027 --> 00:23:03,615 I could slap myself in the face. 297 00:23:03,685 --> 00:23:06,867 I'd break my head! I could punch myself in the eye. - Why? 298 00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:09,542 I was born with the jinx! - I know this! 299 00:23:09,612 --> 00:23:11,889 How? You're free, and I'm... 300 00:23:12,336 --> 00:23:14,100 I shouldn't tell you... 301 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:16,705 I have an engagement here. 302 00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:20,107 Who with? With a "femme"? - More or less. 303 00:23:20,591 --> 00:23:23,109 And you would kick yourself for that? 304 00:23:23,591 --> 00:23:27,574 If you care to be with me, let's go in anyway, and when comes.. 305 00:23:27,795 --> 00:23:28,959 the lady,.. 306 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:33,046 we'll take turns dancing with you. Come on, hurry! - No! Listen! 307 00:23:33,277 --> 00:23:36,230 Let's go somewhere else. Let's have a pizza, huh? 308 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:38,450 I'm not even supposed to see her? 309 00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,786 What a gem she must be! 310 00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:43,054 I won't throw a jealous fit. 311 00:23:43,826 --> 00:23:46,332 She can't be worse than what I imagine! 312 00:23:46,402 --> 00:23:52,268 Let's go inside and I'll leave you alone when I see all my friends. 313 00:23:52,338 --> 00:23:55,788 I want to have a good time tonight. - Lady! What about me? 314 00:23:57,518 --> 00:23:58,810 Pay the taxi! 315 00:23:59,674 --> 00:24:01,174 Who, me? - Yes you! 316 00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:05,737 How much? - 1,000. 317 00:24:06,248 --> 00:24:07,434 1,000?! - 1,000. 318 00:24:13,972 --> 00:24:16,078 Come on! What's he doing? 319 00:24:21,713 --> 00:24:25,463 It's all the cold I caught at the fountain. Get moving, Umberto. 320 00:24:29,352 --> 00:24:30,999 Go look for a table. 321 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:34,831 Think what you want, but I can't move from here. - Here, where? 322 00:24:34,901 --> 00:24:39,151 From the column. - Are you crazy? - I may be, but I cannot move from here. 323 00:24:39,468 --> 00:24:43,518 Look for a table. When your girlfriend comes, you get up and call her. 324 00:24:43,643 --> 00:24:45,400 I can't. The date is here. 325 00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:48,894 We're not going to stand here like two idiots. Come on! 326 00:24:48,964 --> 00:24:50,876 Then, you look for the table! 327 00:24:50,946 --> 00:24:55,116 How rude! You're sending a lady to look for it? Come on, move! 328 00:24:55,186 --> 00:24:59,411 No, I can't. - Umberto, we're amidst the crowd. Come on, move. 329 00:24:59,481 --> 00:25:02,205 Alright, I'll go, but don't move from here. 330 00:25:02,275 --> 00:25:05,307 Don't move from here, and hold the pillar. - Yes! 331 00:25:05,377 --> 00:25:07,820 Otherwise someone might take it away! 332 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:09,511 What a character. 333 00:25:11,237 --> 00:25:14,685 Ladies and gentlemen, please! Silence! 334 00:25:15,788 --> 00:25:17,711 We continue the lottery. 335 00:25:19,783 --> 00:25:23,326 Please, some silence! In the interest of all! 336 00:25:28,188 --> 00:25:29,660 Silence, please. 337 00:25:31,835 --> 00:25:34,409 We will continue our lottery. 338 00:25:35,161 --> 00:25:38,670 For people who have just arrived, we repeat that 339 00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:42,855 the numbers drawn correspond to the numbers on the entrance tickets. 340 00:25:43,421 --> 00:25:45,821 Excuse me, excuse me. 341 00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:49,577 Did someone come for me? - No, not even the mail. 342 00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,874 But someone arrived for me. 343 00:25:52,054 --> 00:25:54,331 If you're not careful, they'll kidnap me. 344 00:25:54,401 --> 00:25:57,236 Did you find a table? - No, everything's taken. 345 00:25:57,306 --> 00:26:00,252 Because you're a ham! You want to bet I'll find one? 346 00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:01,522 Then find one! 347 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:05,857 Listen, if you want to get rid of me just say so. 348 00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:09,026 I didn't seek you, and I can find plenty of escorts... 349 00:26:09,096 --> 00:26:12,571 Indeed, I found one. He's been staring at me for an hour. 350 00:26:12,641 --> 00:26:15,559 He's younger, and even handsome. You boor! 351 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:18,537 The lovely Miss Ruoppolo,.. 352 00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:23,345 daughter of our esteemed member, Mr Eugenio,.. 353 00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:27,389 is drawing the number for the lucky winner of the 3rd prize! 354 00:26:27,459 --> 00:26:30,054 ...and the lady: "why, do you want it?" 355 00:26:35,482 --> 00:26:37,070 That's too good! 356 00:26:37,373 --> 00:26:40,473 We've got to tell that to Dinetti! Where did he go? 357 00:26:40,794 --> 00:26:42,882 So, the first number drawn, 358 00:26:43,207 --> 00:26:45,507 will be entitled to the third prize. 359 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:49,062 The second number to the second prize, and so on. 360 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:54,845 Is it clear? Is it clear to all? 361 00:26:55,051 --> 00:26:57,102 Pardon me, I'd like to take a look. 362 00:26:57,473 --> 00:26:59,475 Pardon me. Just one moment. 363 00:27:00,239 --> 00:27:03,467 No, I can't see him. Where is he? Dinetti? 364 00:27:04,974 --> 00:27:07,499 The number is... 61! 365 00:27:08,111 --> 00:27:11,165 Where is De Nepi? Go find him. 366 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:15,382 Where has he gone? I don't understand. 367 00:27:20,337 --> 00:27:24,633 Please check your entrance ticket! I repeat: 61! 368 00:27:24,703 --> 00:27:27,763 I got it! Umberto, we have the 61! 369 00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:30,273 Here it is! The 61! 370 00:27:31,253 --> 00:27:34,459 You win a 70% discount coupon for 371 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:38,454 the Notargiacomo leather store. 372 00:27:38,611 --> 00:27:41,135 Please gentlemen, come up here. 373 00:27:41,552 --> 00:27:44,944 And a bottle of champagne of the "Tiraboschi" company, 374 00:27:45,243 --> 00:27:48,145 courtesy of Mr Vincenzo Tiraboschi. 375 00:27:48,215 --> 00:27:51,315 A big round of applause for Mr Vincenzo Tiraboschi. 376 00:27:57,623 --> 00:28:02,112 The lucky winners are none other than Mr & Mrs...? 377 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,773 Umberto Pennazzuto and Gioia Fabbricotti. 378 00:28:05,843 --> 00:28:08,264 I'm Pennazzuto and she's Fabbricotti. 379 00:28:08,488 --> 00:28:10,443 Traders? - No, actors. 380 00:28:10,513 --> 00:28:11,575 Actors?! 381 00:28:13,179 --> 00:28:16,485 How come we didn't know? Then you're guests of honour! 382 00:28:16,555 --> 00:28:20,420 Cinema or theatre actors? - Cinema, theatre, variety, everything. 383 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,638 But soon we'll be on television. 384 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:26,048 Oh! A fortiori, don't you think to get away with just that! 385 00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:28,386 No, we get away with just that. 386 00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:32,466 A little song, a skit maybe... or a duet? 387 00:28:33,601 --> 00:28:36,348 We can't miss such an opportunity, can we? 388 00:28:41,419 --> 00:28:42,971 To her, to her. 389 00:28:43,732 --> 00:28:46,435 Alright, thank you. Thank you. 390 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,167 Silence please. 391 00:28:49,284 --> 00:28:52,542 Mr Buzzicotto and Mrs Fabbricotti... 392 00:28:52,612 --> 00:28:54,226 Miss, please. 393 00:28:54,296 --> 00:28:57,096 ...and Miss Fabbricotti, will now perform...? 394 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,448 We'll decide on it now. 395 00:29:00,518 --> 00:29:02,618 Excuse me, we must talk it over. 396 00:29:02,931 --> 00:29:06,291 There he is! Dinetti, come here! 397 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,660 At last! Listen to this one, it's hilarious... 398 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,602 May I use this little hat? Do you mind? 399 00:29:18,355 --> 00:29:19,708 Ready, maestro? 400 00:29:31,941 --> 00:29:34,428 My pin! Oh God, where is my brooch?! 401 00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:37,502 Look, pull out the brooch! Don't play tricks! 402 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,271 It must have been Riccardo. - Out with the brooch, no tricks! 403 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:48,539 Crazy! - We can't do anything this way. 404 00:29:48,609 --> 00:29:50,238 Lady? Lady! 405 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:53,445 Lady, here is the brooch. It was near the plant. 406 00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:57,259 Silence please, gentlemen. - Gentlemen, we are artists! 407 00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:59,919 There's a lady, it's not nice! 408 00:30:01,517 --> 00:30:02,895 Please, maestro. 409 00:30:13,739 --> 00:30:16,737 # Geppina, smoky girl, # 410 00:30:17,362 --> 00:30:20,622 # Has a head with a turned up nose, # 411 00:30:20,938 --> 00:30:24,309 # Her love is called nobody, # 412 00:30:24,464 --> 00:30:27,922 # and she often goes around in a tutu. # 413 00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:32,077 # Geppina acts like the sun at night, # 414 00:30:32,261 --> 00:30:35,334 # and during the day she paints it blue # 415 00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:39,468 # Geppina, the more she lives and the more she dies, # 416 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:42,803 # You see her... and then no more! # 417 00:30:43,315 --> 00:30:46,433 # Geppina, Gepi, your voice. # 418 00:30:47,105 --> 00:30:50,079 # Geppina, Gepi, your light. # 419 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:53,907 # You are so strange but, I like you. # 420 00:30:54,493 --> 00:30:57,550 # I like you, I like you, the way you are. # 421 00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:10,524 Hey! Where are you? 422 00:31:14,098 --> 00:31:15,274 I want you. 423 00:31:15,947 --> 00:31:17,005 Only you. 424 00:31:17,787 --> 00:31:18,875 Only you. 425 00:31:42,684 --> 00:31:44,449 Oh God, he's here! 426 00:31:46,809 --> 00:31:51,214 Here's to you, with all our compliments and best wishes. 427 00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:56,907 Listen, since you are so kind, could you find us a table? 428 00:31:57,312 --> 00:32:00,324 Don't have a table? - No. - We arrange immediately! 429 00:32:00,394 --> 00:32:03,312 Thank you, you're very kind. - Waiter! 430 00:32:06,138 --> 00:32:10,620 A table for the lady and gentleman... and top service! 431 00:32:10,765 --> 00:32:12,779 For two? - Thank you! 432 00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:17,980 You're hurting me! 433 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:21,453 Hurting? If you don't do as I say I'll hurt you for real! 434 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:24,355 I couldn't leave the lady alone. She's a colleague. 435 00:32:24,425 --> 00:32:27,712 Do as you know. Go put it in the toilet tank right away. 436 00:32:27,782 --> 00:32:29,381 Yessir... but what? 437 00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:31,258 What I put in your tux! 438 00:32:40,653 --> 00:32:41,685 Umberto! 439 00:32:41,755 --> 00:32:43,935 We're invited. We have... - Where is it? 440 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,005 We have a table! - I lost it! 441 00:32:48,336 --> 00:32:52,167 Oh God! - You lost something? - No, nothing... - What happened? 442 00:32:52,237 --> 00:32:55,422 I know what happened, but some day you'll know too. 443 00:32:55,492 --> 00:32:56,778 Let's go away. 444 00:32:57,234 --> 00:33:01,721 Are you crazy? We've got a table now. - Listen to me, let's go. 445 00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:06,295 Listen, don't be a boor. Don't spoil my evening. The waiter is coming. 446 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:08,279 Are you having dinner? - No. - Yes! 447 00:33:08,349 --> 00:33:10,017 Yes. - We dine, yes. 448 00:33:10,441 --> 00:33:13,879 10,000. - What? - 5,000 lire per person, a la carte. 449 00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:17,561 It wasn't an invitation then. 450 00:33:19,778 --> 00:33:22,909 Oh, we...Wait a minute, please. - Excuse us, huh? 451 00:33:22,979 --> 00:33:27,386 Don't you have the 10,000? - No. I paid the taxi. - What a bum you are! 452 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,385 You've ruined my evening. Jerk! 453 00:33:31,128 --> 00:33:34,627 I'm truly sorry, but the gentleman reminded me just now of 454 00:33:34,697 --> 00:33:38,416 another invitation I'd forgotten about. - You know how it is... 455 00:33:38,486 --> 00:33:41,265 Some other time. Please be so kind as to 456 00:33:41,473 --> 00:33:45,481 give my thanks to the organisers, and... it's too bad! 457 00:33:47,116 --> 00:33:48,716 Thank you! - Goodbye. 458 00:33:49,210 --> 00:33:52,403 How could you embarass me like that? Take off that hat! 459 00:33:53,177 --> 00:33:54,359 Shall we go? 460 00:33:54,778 --> 00:33:55,870 Walk! 461 00:34:05,568 --> 00:34:06,890 What manners! 462 00:34:07,739 --> 00:34:09,313 Don't you touch me! 463 00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:17,172 The raincoat please. 464 00:34:17,499 --> 00:34:20,048 Number 94. - What did you say? - 94. 465 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,064 Ninety-four! 466 00:34:22,964 --> 00:34:26,415 You don't even have 10,000 lousy lire on New Year's Eve? 467 00:34:26,978 --> 00:34:30,979 Now tell me where we'll spend midnight, alone in the street. Tell me. 468 00:34:31,910 --> 00:34:34,278 You even pose as gentleman, inviting people! 469 00:34:34,348 --> 00:34:36,233 I was an idiot to fall for it. 470 00:34:36,303 --> 00:34:39,324 Couldn't I stay there? I'd already found company. 471 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,163 What gentleman are you? 472 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:44,733 You're a real party pooper. Everything goes wrong with you! 473 00:34:44,811 --> 00:34:46,231 It's damn cold, too! 474 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:50,033 So the lack of money is a sin? You must blame society, not me! 475 00:34:50,103 --> 00:34:53,434 The society of dogcatchers, that didn't catch you yet! 476 00:34:53,504 --> 00:34:55,588 Your hand off, or I'll chop it! 477 00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:59,402 If I didn't know you, I'd be offended! - Well, you don't know me! 478 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,553 So be offended, once for all! 479 00:35:01,623 --> 00:35:05,503 You're always nervous! - Leave me alone! Come on, let's make peace. 480 00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:07,378 I'll buy you a nice pizza! 481 00:35:07,736 --> 00:35:09,252 You got the money? 482 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,431 What? - Do you have money? 483 00:35:15,034 --> 00:35:17,934 Listen Umberto, I've got to tell you something. 484 00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:19,789 I'm really fed up! 485 00:35:20,045 --> 00:35:23,545 I've been offering you pizzas and cappuccino for 20 years! 486 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,011 What law says I have to do that? 487 00:35:26,081 --> 00:35:30,211 The law of gratitude. - What gratitude? - I launched your acting career. 488 00:35:30,281 --> 00:35:31,856 You... launched me? 489 00:35:32,382 --> 00:35:36,108 Go to... I'd better keep quiet! 490 00:35:36,339 --> 00:35:39,329 Look who's here! Umberto, Colombini! 491 00:35:40,792 --> 00:35:43,184 Look who's there! Hey, you fools! 492 00:35:44,204 --> 00:35:46,961 Come on, we'll have a great New Year's. 493 00:35:49,688 --> 00:35:52,657 Good evening. Good evening everyone! 494 00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:58,170 Didn't you tell me "at the Esedra fountain"? 495 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,033 She's got company. Thank God, we're 14! - Bring your friend too. 496 00:36:02,103 --> 00:36:04,473 May I? Come on! - Me? 497 00:36:05,006 --> 00:36:07,764 Mimi, you know him, introduce him. 498 00:36:07,884 --> 00:36:12,001 Gentlemen, Umberto Pennazzuto. - My pleasure. - We're all friends here! 499 00:36:12,071 --> 00:36:16,775 Good evening everybody! - Ladies head of the table! - Thank you so much. 500 00:36:16,993 --> 00:36:19,986 Well guys, why don't you tell me what happened? 501 00:36:20,186 --> 00:36:24,440 I waited an hour! - How's that possible? So did we! - And how! 502 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:26,865 At piazza Esedra? - No! No. 503 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:29,472 Not exactly at piazza Esedra. 504 00:36:29,718 --> 00:36:33,364 We had said at the entrance, in front of the church. - There! 505 00:36:33,434 --> 00:36:37,401 No, sorry. Mimi had said by the fountain. 506 00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:42,497 Well, church, fountain... - And then I was by the church too, and there was none! 507 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,557 I looked all over for you. 508 00:36:44,684 --> 00:36:47,520 At the Hungarian restaurant, at the Grand Hotel... 509 00:36:47,590 --> 00:36:50,054 Well, all's well that ends well. 510 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:54,048 Okay a fettuccine for you? - Sure! - Two fettuccine, abundant! 511 00:36:54,118 --> 00:36:57,333 Today has been really rewarding, I'm really happy. - Yes? 512 00:36:57,403 --> 00:37:01,742 Oh, didn't I tell you? The director complimented me in front of everyone, 513 00:37:01,812 --> 00:37:05,352 for the miracle scene. A really difficult scene. Very. 514 00:37:05,671 --> 00:37:07,321 All inner sufferings, 515 00:37:07,724 --> 00:37:11,213 with moving words, "Miracle, miracle!". 516 00:37:11,389 --> 00:37:14,301 And then, our eyes were supposed to cry out. 517 00:37:15,038 --> 00:37:16,218 Eyes cry out? 518 00:37:16,288 --> 00:37:21,940 Yes, in short, to have in your eyes a light...a speaking light, there! 519 00:37:25,658 --> 00:37:28,747 They didn't notice the hair. - Right, it's true! 520 00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:32,416 Hey guys, haven't you noticed anything strange about me? 521 00:37:34,466 --> 00:37:35,716 I'm blonde, no? 522 00:37:36,124 --> 00:37:38,736 True! We didn't notice! 523 00:37:41,933 --> 00:37:43,915 How is it? I look good, no? 524 00:37:43,985 --> 00:37:45,484 You're a darling! 525 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:49,358 Look at that cut! - A darling! - Have you seen? 526 00:37:52,843 --> 00:37:55,643 There he is again! - Who? - Don't turn around! 527 00:37:55,713 --> 00:37:58,176 Don't look now, but up at the window, 528 00:37:58,246 --> 00:38:02,191 there's a young man who's been following me all night. 529 00:38:03,678 --> 00:38:04,954 He's cute, huh? 530 00:38:05,832 --> 00:38:08,484 Umberto! Don't look back now. 531 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:12,162 Behind there's a young man who was staring at me at Milleluci. 532 00:38:12,232 --> 00:38:14,428 You expect me to invite him in? 533 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,325 You saw? 534 00:38:18,251 --> 00:38:20,576 Tortorella, I've thought it over... 535 00:38:20,745 --> 00:38:22,915 Outside there's that woman who was looking for me. 536 00:38:22,985 --> 00:38:26,285 I need to go and talk to her. It's not nice on my side. 537 00:38:26,724 --> 00:38:30,537 What? - I have to go. You don't need me, you got good company now. 538 00:38:30,607 --> 00:38:32,684 As you wish, you're free. 539 00:38:33,065 --> 00:38:35,572 Ladies, excuse me. Happy New Year. 540 00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:40,928 Where are you going? - Are you leaving? No, you can't go! 541 00:38:40,998 --> 00:38:43,125 What you doing? You're tearing my tail! 542 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,779 You're not moving from here. Go to your place! 543 00:38:45,849 --> 00:38:48,430 Why? - Cant't you see we're 13?! 544 00:38:53,308 --> 00:38:56,472 That's why you dumped me at piazza Esedra! 545 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:59,678 Tortorella, don't be such a bore! - Oh, even? 546 00:39:02,094 --> 00:39:03,158 Umberto... 547 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:07,223 Umberto, slap him and tell them they are rude and ignorant. 548 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:10,360 At this hour? - Don't do such a fuss now! 549 00:39:11,698 --> 00:39:13,182 Ah, no fuss, huh? 550 00:39:15,993 --> 00:39:18,348 Ignorant boors, that's what you are! 551 00:39:18,418 --> 00:39:21,229 Who cares about you? Who asked you anything? 552 00:39:21,577 --> 00:39:24,256 It was this nitwit who begged me to come. 553 00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:26,999 And as thanks you leave me in the street? 554 00:39:27,069 --> 00:39:30,101 Look, you thing! You'll be the nitwit! 555 00:39:32,433 --> 00:39:36,523 Hey, big horse, you'd better get lower! If you fall you strike oil! 556 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:39,583 Out with the cigarette case! Don't get smart with me! 557 00:39:39,653 --> 00:39:41,362 Where did you put it? 558 00:39:41,432 --> 00:39:45,752 I don't have it, it dropped. - I could break your arm, you know? - I know! 559 00:39:46,767 --> 00:39:48,676 I know! Don't be boorish. 560 00:39:48,946 --> 00:39:52,937 I'm in a delicate situation. I'm with a respectable lady. - Listen! 561 00:39:53,007 --> 00:39:57,126 Spizzico would've given me 10,000 lire! That now you owe me! - Alright! 562 00:39:57,196 --> 00:39:59,506 As soon as I find 10,000 it'll be my care! 563 00:39:59,576 --> 00:40:01,880 And don't push! - Walk! - Who?! 564 00:40:03,612 --> 00:40:05,598 I'm through, my dear friend. 565 00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:10,457 I had fun enough tonight. I haven't even had dinner! 566 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:14,717 I can't replace you at this time at night, and I need a support. 567 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:19,369 So hurry up, and don't drag your feet! - Even! - And tuck your shirt in. Move! 568 00:40:19,627 --> 00:40:20,627 Young men! 569 00:40:21,497 --> 00:40:24,509 Umberto! - Who's that? - What, you leave me alone? 570 00:40:24,579 --> 00:40:25,698 Allow me. 571 00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:30,777 Miss Gioia Fabbricotti, Mr Lello, an acquaintance. 572 00:40:30,847 --> 00:40:32,347 Pleased to meet you. 573 00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:38,406 And you, did you leave those people? - Of course, they're a bunch of boors. 574 00:40:38,734 --> 00:40:41,263 I have never been treated so badly. 575 00:40:41,746 --> 00:40:45,862 Tortorella, why feel bad? After all, they're the ones that should be ashamed. 576 00:40:45,932 --> 00:40:49,651 They're not worthy to kiss the ground you walk on, I tell you! 577 00:40:49,803 --> 00:40:53,353 You're right. And then your friend isn't interested in this. 578 00:40:53,457 --> 00:40:55,703 What are you doing, taking a walk? 579 00:40:55,773 --> 00:40:57,789 I was passing by and we met. 580 00:40:59,032 --> 00:41:00,400 Oh, passing by? 581 00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:04,033 Always passing by, your friend. - So, what shall we do? 582 00:41:04,103 --> 00:41:07,903 Right. We're not going to spend midnight out in the cold, are we? 583 00:41:08,053 --> 00:41:12,214 What's on the gentleman's mind? - Well, since I met him, I'll go along with him. 584 00:41:12,284 --> 00:41:15,313 Well, he's with me, so we'll all go together, no? 585 00:41:15,383 --> 00:41:18,803 How nice! - Tortorella, it's not... - Do you like to dance? 586 00:41:18,873 --> 00:41:21,697 Tortorella, it's not the case! - Umberto... 587 00:41:21,767 --> 00:41:26,314 Umberto, be good. There are 4 cardinal points, you pick one and go that way. 588 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:30,705 Go look for that girlfriend of yours, she's been waiting all night. 589 00:41:30,775 --> 00:41:31,817 How boring! 590 00:41:31,887 --> 00:41:36,017 We're going by ourselves. The two of us, poor derelicts! 591 00:41:36,198 --> 00:41:38,605 Got an idea! Why don't we go to EUR? 592 00:41:38,675 --> 00:41:42,104 Wonderful! They say that last year there were 3 orchestras. 593 00:41:42,174 --> 00:41:44,394 Yes! - Let's go Umberto. Come on! 594 00:41:44,464 --> 00:41:48,341 Just to dance? - Let's take the subway, 3 stops and we're there. 595 00:41:48,411 --> 00:41:51,311 Hurry, or midnight will catch us in the street! 596 00:41:51,381 --> 00:41:53,370 Careful! The fur will drop! 597 00:41:55,970 --> 00:41:59,622 We are on time! - The bottle here is at risk. 598 00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:02,345 Oh my God, how high! 599 00:42:07,446 --> 00:42:08,776 Excuse us! 600 00:42:10,551 --> 00:42:14,851 Get the tickets. - I've got no change! - Each his own. - I won't permit it. 601 00:42:16,442 --> 00:42:17,444 Go! 602 00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:22,283 It took New Year's Eve to see the subway. You know, I'd never seen it before. 603 00:42:22,353 --> 00:42:24,066 What Romans we are! 604 00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:30,408 Will you tell me why you left Milleluci? - What do you think? 605 00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:31,950 Crazy! 606 00:42:36,666 --> 00:42:39,635 Mario! Here is the train! 607 00:42:53,550 --> 00:42:56,635 Have patience. - Have a seat, ma'am. - Thank you. 608 00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:59,631 Calm down! Slowly! 609 00:43:02,870 --> 00:43:03,975 Stop! 610 00:43:05,045 --> 00:43:07,165 Stop, stop! 611 00:43:14,236 --> 00:43:15,604 It was you, huh? 612 00:43:16,077 --> 00:43:18,983 You did it on purpose! Ugly coward! 613 00:43:20,405 --> 00:43:24,448 I've got to get 50,000 lire by tomorrow. Come on, let's go! 614 00:43:24,632 --> 00:43:26,383 Don't push me. - Go on! 615 00:43:26,453 --> 00:43:30,067 Hurry up or you'll be spending New Year's in a hospital bed. 616 00:43:31,523 --> 00:43:32,844 I'm here! 617 00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:36,114 You'll have fun if you come with us to dance tonight. 618 00:43:37,019 --> 00:43:39,226 Shall we take her with us, guys? 619 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:40,604 Quiet! 620 00:43:41,423 --> 00:43:43,805 I'm here, huh? I'm here! 621 00:43:44,305 --> 00:43:45,471 Come with us! 622 00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:48,470 No, I don't get off here! I continue. I go on! 623 00:43:48,777 --> 00:43:51,711 We arrived, guys! Let's get off, let's hurry! 624 00:43:51,781 --> 00:43:53,497 Farewell, my fair lady! 625 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,519 Greetings! - Greetings! 626 00:43:58,742 --> 00:43:59,908 Mr Lello? 627 00:44:00,178 --> 00:44:01,338 Mr Lello? 628 00:44:06,637 --> 00:44:08,519 Open this door, will you? 629 00:44:08,712 --> 00:44:12,904 I say, will you stop, please? Stop! Is it so hard to do? 630 00:44:12,974 --> 00:44:15,482 We can't. - Why? - Did you miss your stop? 631 00:44:15,552 --> 00:44:19,869 I lost my friends, they couldn't get on with that crowd. Stop, will you? 632 00:44:19,939 --> 00:44:22,411 I heard two mean yelling. 633 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:24,684 Oh yes? Did you see? 634 00:44:24,754 --> 00:44:28,739 Excuse me, where do you have to go? - To EUR. 635 00:44:28,809 --> 00:44:31,488 But this train doesn't go to EUR! 636 00:44:31,874 --> 00:44:33,941 We all made mistakes tonight. 637 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:39,053 Poor things! They surely realised that this was the wrong train. 638 00:44:39,482 --> 00:44:42,560 You could've told me they were calling me, no? 639 00:44:42,742 --> 00:44:45,506 But, how could I know they were with you? 640 00:44:45,814 --> 00:44:48,127 Excuse me, I don't want to meddle, 641 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:50,298 but if they had to go to EUR, 642 00:44:50,368 --> 00:44:53,868 the lady can get the train going in the opposite direction. 643 00:44:54,011 --> 00:44:55,588 Right? - No, wrong. 644 00:44:55,658 --> 00:44:59,853 Because this is the last run, and the train goes straight to the depot. 645 00:44:59,923 --> 00:45:03,870 What bad luck tonight. Everything's gone wrong. 646 00:45:04,472 --> 00:45:06,968 Everything's gone wrong. 647 00:45:09,396 --> 00:45:13,678 Excuse me, but can't you stop? Be kind, no? 648 00:45:13,748 --> 00:45:17,232 It's not a matter of kindness. It's that we're underground! 649 00:45:17,302 --> 00:45:20,472 I understand...we're like weasels. 650 00:45:20,542 --> 00:45:24,118 My lady, that's how we're going to end up! 651 00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:27,430 Whew! At least we're among cheerful people! 652 00:45:34,609 --> 00:45:37,939 Have they all gone crazy? - That's the custom. 653 00:45:38,401 --> 00:45:42,602 On New Year's Eve, out the window old things must leave! 654 00:45:47,948 --> 00:45:49,397 Under here, quick! 655 00:45:52,264 --> 00:45:53,369 Damn them! 656 00:45:54,015 --> 00:45:55,969 How shameful! How shameful! 657 00:45:56,039 --> 00:45:58,372 What do the police do?! 658 00:45:58,559 --> 00:46:00,088 We deserve it, though! 659 00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:04,266 It's for the wrong we did to Tortorella. - I say she's better off than us. 660 00:46:04,336 --> 00:46:07,838 She's certainly found good company, and is having fun. 661 00:46:08,090 --> 00:46:10,263 Cheer up madam. Look at us! 662 00:46:13,611 --> 00:46:15,150 Cute... 663 00:46:15,723 --> 00:46:19,523 Happy New Year to you too, my friend. Let's kiss. 664 00:46:30,453 --> 00:46:32,582 Look where I ended up! 665 00:46:33,204 --> 00:46:34,507 May I, ma'am? 666 00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:38,005 If you'd like, there are some lentils in the pan. 667 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:39,847 Oh God, no! 668 00:46:40,654 --> 00:46:43,221 No, thanks. - Try them, my wife made them. 669 00:46:43,291 --> 00:46:48,295 Yes, but I have an upset stomach. - They are really good, with celery, onion... 670 00:46:48,365 --> 00:46:50,365 Thank you, but I really can't. 671 00:46:50,588 --> 00:46:53,573 Not even a taste? - No, thank you so much. 672 00:46:54,889 --> 00:46:57,369 Look where I had to finish the year! 673 00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:00,526 It's crazy! 674 00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,380 Listen, lady. - Yeah... 675 00:47:06,587 --> 00:47:08,473 I wanted to tell you this. 676 00:47:08,543 --> 00:47:12,366 We're going to the depot. There, I have a friend who's a biker. 677 00:47:12,436 --> 00:47:13,938 He lives at the EUR. 678 00:47:14,008 --> 00:47:17,074 If I ask him, he'll take you there in 10 minutes. 679 00:47:17,364 --> 00:47:22,510 Because, if you start looking for a taxi, it will take you at least an hour. 680 00:47:22,580 --> 00:47:26,438 At least! You are very kind! Really kind! 681 00:47:27,236 --> 00:47:31,785 And, tell me, how long will it take before we get to the depot? 682 00:47:33,593 --> 00:47:35,356 We're already there! 683 00:47:38,102 --> 00:47:40,271 Damn it! 684 00:47:46,265 --> 00:47:48,249 Come on, it stopped raining. 685 00:47:49,804 --> 00:47:51,070 It rains again. 686 00:48:03,487 --> 00:48:04,987 What's he doing now? 687 00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:15,031 What's he doing? 688 00:48:16,549 --> 00:48:18,749 When will you arrive, on Easter? 689 00:48:22,071 --> 00:48:24,030 What's he saying? - Dunno! 690 00:48:28,686 --> 00:48:30,960 Come on over! Machine! 691 00:48:32,218 --> 00:48:33,626 Forget it, buddy! 692 00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:38,263 He wants us to crush the shards with the steamroller. - Easier said! 693 00:48:44,332 --> 00:48:47,744 The machine is not ours. Off limits! 694 00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:55,256 Of course, of course. 695 00:49:04,676 --> 00:49:10,653 Sorry! - It doesn't matter, we'll be glad to help you anyway. With pleasure. 696 00:49:10,723 --> 00:49:14,231 Right Umberto? - Are you nuts? - We'll swipe the bundle. 697 00:49:14,444 --> 00:49:17,046 We'll clean everything! 698 00:49:18,891 --> 00:49:20,375 Don't mention it! 699 00:49:31,575 --> 00:49:34,923 Lots of work! Working! 700 00:49:35,768 --> 00:49:37,868 Let's take off our jackets, huh? 701 00:49:38,654 --> 00:49:39,850 Are you mad? 702 00:49:40,172 --> 00:49:43,676 It's cold! - Take off your jacket, so he'll do the same. - OK. 703 00:49:47,966 --> 00:49:50,087 Take off your jacket. 704 00:50:07,914 --> 00:50:11,392 You, no take off ... jacket? 705 00:50:18,870 --> 00:50:20,672 We...take off...jacket. 706 00:50:44,072 --> 00:50:45,393 Hey! Listen. 707 00:50:48,423 --> 00:50:52,857 When we put on the clothes, you make him talk, and I'll slip off his... 708 00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:58,008 Stop! - My jacket! - Thief! 709 00:50:58,078 --> 00:51:01,154 Bastard! You understand? My jacket! 710 00:51:01,694 --> 00:51:03,790 He's an international thief! 711 00:51:09,990 --> 00:51:14,703 Did you see what happened? - What, now it's my fault? I knew it! 712 00:51:20,335 --> 00:51:23,935 I'll catch pneumonia. - What are you doing? - I'm warming up. 713 00:51:24,230 --> 00:51:25,772 Wait, there's more. 714 00:51:34,009 --> 00:51:37,491 Here he is! May you get a stroke! - Come on, amigos! 715 00:51:37,890 --> 00:51:39,943 Everyone to the EUR ! 716 00:52:14,328 --> 00:52:17,364 Are you ready? Come on, wake up! 717 00:52:18,297 --> 00:52:20,594 Now we'll look for a table down there. 718 00:52:20,664 --> 00:52:23,216 In this crowd, I'll take even his pants off! 719 00:52:23,286 --> 00:52:24,489 Cheers! 720 00:52:31,752 --> 00:52:34,157 We'll take a table over there. 721 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,235 How much? 722 00:52:43,099 --> 00:52:44,660 Two bitters. 723 00:52:44,891 --> 00:52:48,496 I forgot my cigarettes in my coat. I'll be right back. 724 00:52:51,044 --> 00:52:53,926 Beautiful lady, dance with me? 725 00:52:55,178 --> 00:52:56,389 Sorry? 726 00:52:56,942 --> 00:52:58,869 You, me, dance! 727 00:53:02,021 --> 00:53:03,178 Excuse me. 728 00:53:12,407 --> 00:53:13,978 Fisherman! 729 00:53:18,257 --> 00:53:21,862 You got that? The wallet's tied with a chain. 730 00:53:22,863 --> 00:53:25,657 It's all foreign propaganda about us. 731 00:53:25,943 --> 00:53:28,892 How embarassing. Poor Italy! 732 00:53:28,962 --> 00:53:30,912 What do you care about Italy? 733 00:53:30,982 --> 00:53:33,530 If he sticks to that nymphet, we're ruined. 734 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,867 So, what can you do? - Must separate them! - And how? 735 00:53:37,491 --> 00:53:39,785 He prefers the nymphet to us. 736 00:53:40,103 --> 00:53:41,403 Call him sucker! 737 00:53:42,196 --> 00:53:44,943 Let's see what her escort thinks about it. 738 00:53:45,249 --> 00:53:48,372 See? There he is. Go tell him. - Me?! 739 00:53:48,442 --> 00:53:50,986 Yessir! Hurry up, go! - But, I say...! 740 00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:06,317 Ah, waiter... - How dare you! Don't you see I'm wearing a white tie? 741 00:54:06,387 --> 00:54:08,843 So? - So, keep yourself up-to-date! 742 00:54:20,754 --> 00:54:22,213 Excuse me, huh? 743 00:54:22,753 --> 00:54:26,856 Forgive me if I'm intruding in matters that shouldn't be my concern, 744 00:54:26,926 --> 00:54:31,282 but, you know, when you see some not-too-orthodox attitudes, 745 00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:35,596 by certain people who are, in a way, considered "guests", 746 00:54:35,748 --> 00:54:38,172 these are things that hurt! Everyone! 747 00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:40,357 They degrade! They hurt! 748 00:54:40,779 --> 00:54:44,020 You understand me? - No. Everybody who? 749 00:54:44,310 --> 00:54:46,228 Us all! Us Italians! 750 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:49,362 Do you see what that man is doing? 751 00:54:50,930 --> 00:54:53,520 If you didn't notice, then look. 752 00:54:55,432 --> 00:54:57,065 But what do you care? 753 00:54:57,502 --> 00:55:00,804 Pardon! If that's the way things are, I make amends! 754 00:55:02,773 --> 00:55:05,963 If things are that way, can it be that ends badly! 755 00:55:06,336 --> 00:55:10,278 That American is our friend, and we don't want him to be tricked. 756 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,123 It seems you guys didn't come to an agreement. 757 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:19,994 I didn't understand if you are with the Americans or the Italians. 758 00:55:20,064 --> 00:55:22,101 I said what I had to say. 759 00:55:23,315 --> 00:55:27,552 And I say, why worry? The girl won't spoil your friend. 760 00:55:27,924 --> 00:55:31,394 In less than an hour she'll give him back to you as such. 761 00:55:32,681 --> 00:55:34,908 How much does your twinkie want? 762 00:55:37,498 --> 00:55:39,223 Fianc�e, please... 763 00:55:40,636 --> 00:55:44,541 Her fare is 20,000, but tonight is a holiday, she might charge more. 764 00:55:44,611 --> 00:55:48,502 That's true. Then let's say, 50,000 for you and the rest for us. 765 00:55:49,774 --> 00:55:52,733 Wait. What do you mean, the rest for you? 766 00:55:53,237 --> 00:55:57,430 Here, if I understand, it's a matter of making a thorough lightening. 767 00:55:58,992 --> 00:56:00,203 Exactly! 768 00:56:00,699 --> 00:56:03,188 Then the normal fee does not apply. 769 00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:08,778 If Milena must achieve full expropriation, it's a different story. 770 00:56:08,952 --> 00:56:11,652 Milena doesn't do these things, it's risky. 771 00:56:11,824 --> 00:56:14,756 Okay, let's do...half and half. 772 00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:22,658 I'm putting the girl. What do you put? - The precedence. 773 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:26,827 But I'm putting the suffering too. - But which? 774 00:56:27,492 --> 00:56:28,947 Listen to that! 775 00:56:29,115 --> 00:56:32,295 Why, you think that what Milena does, pleases me? 776 00:56:32,565 --> 00:56:34,726 If it weren't for necessity... 777 00:56:34,796 --> 00:56:37,667 Everytime I suffer. I even get sick! 778 00:56:38,724 --> 00:56:41,664 Do we take this into account? - Take it or leave it! 779 00:56:41,734 --> 00:56:44,379 Or I'll tell the American to watch out. 780 00:56:47,607 --> 00:56:50,403 Ok, I want to be generous tonight! 781 00:56:51,014 --> 00:56:54,956 But now we've got to advise Milena without alarming the American. 782 00:56:56,494 --> 00:56:58,124 You, come with me. 783 00:56:58,533 --> 00:56:59,589 Go. 784 00:57:43,966 --> 00:57:47,812 Milena, the subject is full of dough. - I know, I can feel it. 785 00:57:47,882 --> 00:57:52,352 Bring him to the 'Romeo and Juliet' pension, complete service. - Complete? 786 00:57:54,608 --> 00:57:56,730 You want a new oven, don't you? 787 00:57:56,868 --> 00:58:00,322 Do as I tell you. Maybe we can get a TV set as well. 788 00:58:04,846 --> 00:58:07,024 Good night! - Good night. 789 00:58:13,429 --> 00:58:15,246 Waiter! Waiter! 790 00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:19,661 Can't you see the white... - For the bill! 791 00:58:20,490 --> 00:58:21,908 Certainly! 792 00:58:26,613 --> 00:58:30,343 Good news! The g..l is alr...y ... move. 793 00:58:30,815 --> 00:58:33,179 The girl is already on the move. 794 00:58:33,249 --> 00:58:36,635 I know, he already told me. - They're leaving. 795 00:59:06,808 --> 00:59:10,317 Here it is. This pays for the cigarette case! 796 00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:27,192 Madam, we have arrived. - One moment, I have to thaw first! 797 00:59:28,442 --> 00:59:31,950 Madam, what's the matter? - I'm ankylosed. - You feel bad? 798 00:59:32,020 --> 00:59:35,005 No, no... - Wait, I'll help you. - I'm all stiff! 799 00:59:35,075 --> 00:59:37,325 Just a moment. Oh God, I'm falling! 800 00:59:37,395 --> 00:59:40,225 Lady! What's the matter? 801 00:59:40,966 --> 00:59:43,301 Come, I'll help you. Careful. 802 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:45,271 It's the cold. - I can see. 803 00:59:46,351 --> 00:59:48,105 Come on, come on! 804 00:59:48,175 --> 00:59:49,767 My dear boy... 805 00:59:52,077 --> 00:59:53,595 Do you feel better? 806 00:59:53,665 --> 00:59:57,642 I'm still cold, just a moment. But please don't hit me again. 807 00:59:57,712 --> 01:00:00,307 Don't worry, I wont. - Please don't! 808 01:00:00,683 --> 01:00:02,543 See? You feel better? 809 01:00:02,909 --> 01:00:05,222 Help me take the newspapers off. 810 01:00:13,635 --> 01:00:16,258 How do you feel... better? 811 01:00:16,967 --> 01:00:20,110 Thank you so much, you are very kind. 812 01:00:20,543 --> 01:00:22,393 Hurrah for life! 813 01:00:37,172 --> 01:00:40,603 What car have you got? - A little station wagon. But it runs! 814 01:00:40,673 --> 01:00:41,810 This way. 815 01:00:48,328 --> 01:00:50,526 Tortorella! And how did she do? 816 01:01:06,592 --> 01:01:08,752 Didn't find the Trevi fountain. 817 01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:12,578 Look who it is! 818 01:01:20,932 --> 01:01:23,260 Hey! Are we going to winter here? 819 01:01:24,425 --> 01:01:26,160 Can you see Tortorella? 820 01:01:30,533 --> 01:01:32,983 No, I can see the American car leaving! 821 01:01:33,053 --> 01:01:34,356 Move, quick! 822 01:01:51,281 --> 01:01:55,425 That bastard! . Where did he go? - What happened? - What do I know? 823 01:01:55,495 --> 01:01:59,117 Some crazy woman showed up, he hugged her, threw her in the car and they left. 824 01:01:59,187 --> 01:02:00,852 A blonde wearing fox? - Yes. 825 01:02:00,922 --> 01:02:03,712 Who the hell is it? - I know who! 826 01:02:03,782 --> 01:02:05,384 Hurry, let's go. 827 01:02:08,015 --> 01:02:09,316 Where did they go? 828 01:02:09,386 --> 01:02:12,083 What do I know? - Put your foot down! 829 01:02:37,904 --> 01:02:39,167 Slow down! 830 01:02:42,872 --> 01:02:45,830 I said slow down! At least close the windows. 831 01:02:58,995 --> 01:03:01,284 I'm afraid we lost him for good! 832 01:03:01,354 --> 01:03:04,721 Goodbye oven! - I'm afraid so. - Where could they be? 833 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:07,533 Go straight then turn left. - Why? 834 01:03:07,752 --> 01:03:11,088 Listen to me, turn left. - Got an idea? - I want to go home! 835 01:03:11,158 --> 01:03:13,512 I want to go to sleep. - You stay here! 836 01:03:13,582 --> 01:03:14,832 And you, drive! 837 01:03:14,902 --> 01:03:16,071 Straight! 838 01:03:19,795 --> 01:03:21,998 Oh God, he's gone crazy! 839 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:23,830 He's gone crazy! 840 01:03:24,090 --> 01:03:25,339 What? - Bathe! 841 01:03:25,409 --> 01:03:28,123 What bath? You've gone crazy? 842 01:03:28,314 --> 01:03:31,980 All Americans bathe in the fountain. - He saw it at the movies! 843 01:03:32,050 --> 01:03:36,042 No, mister, it's not true. A bunch of lies. You mustn't believe it! 844 01:03:36,112 --> 01:03:39,312 If you get wet, you get cold and you'll get a stroke. 845 01:03:39,519 --> 01:03:43,332 Stroke...infarct...heart attack. 846 01:03:43,865 --> 01:03:46,431 Whoever sent him? - Warm! 847 01:03:46,501 --> 01:03:49,815 Warm what?! All I needed tonight was a drunk American! 848 01:03:53,820 --> 01:03:58,095 What good luck? This is not the Ganges! Damn the movies! 849 01:03:58,165 --> 01:04:00,345 Lady! - Who is it? Lello! 850 01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:08,309 Finally! Lady, do you know that we've been chasing you for a half hour? 851 01:04:08,379 --> 01:04:13,030 We saw you in EUR, and then you vanished. We caught the wrong subway. - I know! 852 01:04:13,168 --> 01:04:15,568 But I see you are in good company now. 853 01:04:15,638 --> 01:04:19,638 God forbid! He's a drunk American, and wants to bathe in the fountain. 854 01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:22,634 Wants to bathe! Go on! - I'll take care of it. 855 01:04:22,971 --> 01:04:25,601 Let him do, lady! It's alright! 856 01:04:25,671 --> 01:04:29,171 Foreigners are used to it. - Let's go away. - Do not worry. 857 01:04:31,099 --> 01:04:33,673 Must take off the jacket, first! - Jacket? 858 01:04:33,743 --> 01:04:37,323 Jacket, got it? - That's right! Wet jacket no good! 859 01:04:37,551 --> 01:04:40,750 Ahh, the old man with the tails! 860 01:04:42,078 --> 01:04:44,295 You, me, dive in. 861 01:04:44,365 --> 01:04:45,885 You gotta be nuts! 862 01:04:46,824 --> 01:04:48,376 Bathe, nude! 863 01:04:48,446 --> 01:04:49,732 What nude! 864 01:04:49,802 --> 01:04:52,537 If you get undressed, he will too. - You're out of your mind! 865 01:04:52,607 --> 01:04:53,942 Take it off! - Hands off! 866 01:04:54,012 --> 01:04:56,518 Guys, let's not exaggerate. We're not abroad here! 867 01:04:56,588 --> 01:05:00,632 The Pope lives here, so let's be decent. - It's only a game, lady! 868 01:05:00,918 --> 01:05:04,822 What game! He doesn't even bathe at home! He'll die for sure! 869 01:05:06,725 --> 01:05:09,918 Orangutan, keep your hands off! - What the...? 870 01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:17,343 I do it. - This one is dead drunk, I'm leaving! 871 01:05:17,430 --> 01:05:20,240 Listen, you! I said take off your jacket! 872 01:05:20,310 --> 01:05:22,474 I don't give a damn, understand? 873 01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:25,644 OK! Naked, naked, naked, all naked! - Help, let go! 874 01:05:25,794 --> 01:05:28,398 I'll call the cops! The vice squad! 875 01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:30,879 Yes, him naked too, don't worry. 876 01:05:31,737 --> 01:05:34,253 Pants! - Not the pants! 877 01:05:34,323 --> 01:05:36,742 Pants! - Don't touch my pants! 878 01:05:36,812 --> 01:05:39,879 But you take off your jacket. - No, no, no! 879 01:05:39,949 --> 01:05:42,607 No, first he takes off the pants. 880 01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:44,773 No, I won't take my pants off. 881 01:05:48,449 --> 01:05:50,893 I never got undressed! 882 01:05:55,102 --> 01:05:57,585 Hold it, there! Is he crazy?! 883 01:06:00,959 --> 01:06:04,209 Well? What are you doing? - What the hell do you want? 884 01:06:04,279 --> 01:06:07,726 Ego sum...American citizen! 885 01:06:08,877 --> 01:06:11,348 Well, OK, OK! Put on your pants now! 886 01:06:12,525 --> 01:06:13,925 He's resisting us! 887 01:06:13,995 --> 01:06:17,131 Let's get him to the station where he can sober up. 888 01:06:18,696 --> 01:06:19,913 Move! 889 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,551 So then? 890 01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:50,927 Are you happy now? - Not again! 891 01:06:50,997 --> 01:06:55,911 You ruined my evening! So tell me, are you happy now? - Me? - Yes! 892 01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,405 You and that nitwit. 893 01:06:58,863 --> 01:07:01,605 That's why they call you "accident". 894 01:07:01,675 --> 01:07:05,060 Oh, that's how they call me? - Yes! You bring bad luck. 895 01:07:05,130 --> 01:07:06,730 Yes, I bring bad luck! 896 01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,840 I'm unlucky! Where I walk, not a blade of grass grows! 897 01:07:09,910 --> 01:07:13,348 You know who I am? I'm like Attila! So, stay away from me! 898 01:07:13,418 --> 01:07:15,318 I'll swollen you! - Let go! 899 01:07:15,701 --> 01:07:17,128 I'll kill you! 900 01:07:17,198 --> 01:07:20,530 Young men! Why are are you arguing? 901 01:07:21,027 --> 01:07:23,668 Why did you run off? I fixed everything. 902 01:07:23,847 --> 01:07:26,423 Keep calm and don't worry. 903 01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:29,751 I understood he was a dangerous fool. So I called the cops. 904 01:07:29,821 --> 01:07:34,181 So, it was You? - Sure! - It's a joke, she didn't call anyone. 905 01:07:34,251 --> 01:07:37,241 Of course I did! The police station is near here. 906 01:07:37,311 --> 01:07:41,003 But forget about it, it's still early. What do we do, Lello? 907 01:07:41,167 --> 01:07:44,286 Tortorella, take the night bus and go home! 908 01:07:44,356 --> 01:07:47,556 Umberto, go away, you bored me! So, what we're up to? 909 01:07:47,626 --> 01:07:49,460 What? I'll show you now! 910 01:07:58,256 --> 01:07:59,451 I'm on fire! 911 01:07:59,615 --> 01:08:01,569 Criminals! Delinquents! 912 01:08:01,925 --> 01:08:04,245 Is this the time to launch missiles?! 913 01:08:04,315 --> 01:08:06,384 Behind! Take a look behind! 914 01:08:08,579 --> 01:08:10,029 Oh God, what is it? 915 01:08:10,099 --> 01:08:13,042 They nearly killed me! - It's nothing! - Look there! 916 01:08:13,112 --> 01:08:16,297 Who lives up there? - What do I know? - It's crazy. 917 01:08:16,453 --> 01:08:19,630 What a shock, Lello. - I got an idea. 918 01:08:19,778 --> 01:08:22,532 Yeah, bust their faces! - I have an idea! 919 01:08:22,602 --> 01:08:25,987 It's like winning the lottery. - What lottery? Come on! 920 01:08:26,136 --> 01:08:27,830 Listen, come here... 921 01:08:30,313 --> 01:08:31,822 My God! My ear drum! 922 01:08:31,892 --> 01:08:35,791 Article 117, third-party damage. . My ear drum! - The ear drum! 923 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,780 Burnt fur, injured ear drum. Severe damages! 924 01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:43,850 I want your names, to give to my lawful lawyer, 925 01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:46,164 and have him settle the matter. 926 01:08:46,392 --> 01:08:50,624 We'd keep the fur burned in order to ascertain damage to us. 927 01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:54,503 Terribly sorry. We'd better see injuries and damages immediately. 928 01:08:55,247 --> 01:08:57,570 Hey! They believe it! 929 01:09:02,576 --> 01:09:04,934 I think they won't shell a penny! - So! 930 01:09:05,004 --> 01:09:07,895 Lady injured? - I can't hear, you know? 931 01:09:08,343 --> 01:09:10,941 Have you heard? The lady can't hear! 932 01:09:11,011 --> 01:09:15,065 So shock and damage. - You mind, Professor? Forgive me, dear. 933 01:09:15,135 --> 01:09:18,409 I understand your reaction but keep calm. - Even a headache! 934 01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:23,019 I think the blow just deafened her temporarily. Right dear? - Yes dear! 935 01:09:23,089 --> 01:09:26,379 All she needs is a drink to feel better, and the gentlemen 936 01:09:26,449 --> 01:09:29,944 will certainly be happy to offer a cognac and their apologies. 937 01:09:30,014 --> 01:09:32,648 Don't listen to him, do as I say. 938 01:09:32,718 --> 01:09:36,215 Stop with this farce, we cannot risk that they realize. 939 01:09:36,285 --> 01:09:37,294 Alright. 940 01:09:37,364 --> 01:09:41,006 So, Professor, if you will escort your wife into my house... 941 01:09:41,076 --> 01:09:43,185 My wife? - I'm not his wife. 942 01:09:43,377 --> 01:09:44,809 No, she's my wife. 943 01:09:45,303 --> 01:09:46,703 Kommen Sie, bitte! 944 01:09:47,483 --> 01:09:48,770 Thank you! 945 01:09:59,379 --> 01:10:01,499 Listen, what's on your mind? 946 01:10:01,569 --> 01:10:05,324 Be quiet, and thank me for saving you from the question of damages. 947 01:10:05,394 --> 01:10:08,170 It was a good idea. Let's go away. - You crazy? 948 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:10,524 You go! I've been telling you all night. 949 01:10:10,594 --> 01:10:14,903 With your wretched ideas we did a sorry figure! - You're quite right! 950 01:10:14,973 --> 01:10:16,924 You're a mummer! A mummer. 951 01:10:16,994 --> 01:10:20,899 For once that we can do the lords! Look what a lovely crowd it is. 952 01:10:21,323 --> 01:10:23,164 And what a rich house! 953 01:10:34,675 --> 01:10:37,069 Come here please. Something happened. 954 01:10:38,170 --> 01:10:41,432 But nothing serious. We invited these people. 955 01:10:42,262 --> 01:10:46,606 She's got a crown, must be a former queen. There's lots of them, around. 956 01:10:46,770 --> 01:10:48,716 Do come in, please. 957 01:10:50,444 --> 01:10:52,734 I hope you didn't hurt yourself, 958 01:10:53,319 --> 01:10:54,320 madam. 959 01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,599 This is my wife. 960 01:10:59,322 --> 01:11:01,230 These are our new guests. 961 01:11:01,857 --> 01:11:04,251 Please, will you come in? 962 01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:07,069 Would you like something to drink? 963 01:11:28,770 --> 01:11:29,820 And you? 964 01:11:31,699 --> 01:11:34,426 Champagne for the gentleman. - Yes sir. 965 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:03,661 You must tell me something now. 966 01:12:04,674 --> 01:12:06,771 Why did you say I'm your wife? 967 01:12:06,937 --> 01:12:10,707 There's a slight age difference. I could be your older sister. 968 01:12:11,084 --> 01:12:13,796 But which sister? Let's not say nonsense. 969 01:12:14,801 --> 01:12:16,025 I don't get. 970 01:12:19,925 --> 01:12:21,438 Isn't it clear enough? 971 01:12:23,354 --> 01:12:27,846 In revenge for the bad fireworks, would you like to fire all the flares? 972 01:12:28,034 --> 01:12:29,161 Who's this? 973 01:12:29,524 --> 01:12:33,446 What? Oh, yes! You let me light them all, though, huh? 974 01:12:33,516 --> 01:12:34,519 Well! 975 01:12:34,589 --> 01:12:39,351 Put my purse somewhere, they won't steal it here. I don't think there's any thief! 976 01:12:39,421 --> 01:12:41,721 Thank you. It isn't dangerous, huh? 977 01:12:41,925 --> 01:12:46,575 For the love of God! You know... I already fell for it once... 978 01:12:46,758 --> 01:12:48,908 and if it blows up in my hand...! 979 01:12:52,141 --> 01:12:53,636 Oh, how beautiful! 980 01:12:54,374 --> 01:12:55,810 Listen, you,.. 981 01:12:56,366 --> 01:12:58,303 you came into this house 982 01:12:58,373 --> 01:13:02,932 using as shield a lady who is an esteemed friend of mine. 983 01:13:03,434 --> 01:13:06,890 Be careful, huh? And remember, these are Germans. 984 01:13:07,057 --> 01:13:09,887 I know how terrible the Nazis can be. 985 01:13:10,455 --> 01:13:11,631 Aw, Umberto! 986 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,588 Say...I'll report you! 987 01:13:13,771 --> 01:13:17,082 All I have to do is tell Tortorella one word, and... 988 01:13:17,152 --> 01:13:21,856 What will our friends say, knowing we didn't steal anything in this house? 989 01:13:21,926 --> 01:13:22,951 Who cares? 990 01:13:23,021 --> 01:13:25,556 You know what? You're a fucking bastard 991 01:13:25,737 --> 01:13:29,096 You take advantage of the fact that I can't do it alone. 992 01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:31,350 Yes, I'm taking advantage of it! 993 01:13:31,509 --> 01:13:33,928 I had a stage name, Tortorella. Yes. 994 01:13:34,153 --> 01:13:36,884 But then I left the theater for the cinema. 995 01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:40,702 Now cinema takes up all of my time, so... 996 01:13:41,311 --> 01:13:42,323 so! 997 01:13:42,879 --> 01:13:45,329 Last year I worked in a very nice film, 998 01:13:45,399 --> 01:13:48,862 indeed it's a film you should know, stuff of your country. 999 01:13:48,932 --> 01:13:52,158 I remember they were all tall, like you, long... 1000 01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:54,548 Siegfried! Very beautiful. 1001 01:13:54,817 --> 01:13:56,601 Tonight I quit at 20:00. 1002 01:13:56,671 --> 01:13:59,971 Just the time to remove make-up, put on a dress and go. 1003 01:14:00,339 --> 01:14:04,641 He should be in movies, yes. In fact, I'll talk to the director of my film, 1004 01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:06,788 I think he's got a face... 1005 01:14:07,139 --> 01:14:11,441 a face that goes through the screen. Why are you laughing? Silly! 1006 01:14:11,739 --> 01:14:15,277 I agree with your idea, gentlemen! 1007 01:14:15,925 --> 01:14:21,990 To an actor, great school is "tiater"... theater, not the street. No, no. 1008 01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:28,967 I was on stage at 14 as assistant to a great comedian. 1009 01:14:29,037 --> 01:14:32,087 Then I went on to be a great star for all my life. 1010 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:35,206 Do you know that theatre play 1011 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:38,026 "The wagon-lit controller"? 1012 01:14:38,096 --> 01:14:40,160 "The sleep car controller"? 1013 01:14:40,230 --> 01:14:44,107 Umberto, dear, you think these people are interested in that stuff? 1014 01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:47,961 Pardon, Fr�ulein - This is vaudeville stuff, forget it! 1015 01:14:49,248 --> 01:14:50,803 What a lovely house. 1016 01:14:52,275 --> 01:14:55,995 So many lights! I feel like I'm in the Vatican. 1017 01:14:56,977 --> 01:14:59,563 Really! I feel also...I feel also... 1018 01:15:00,254 --> 01:15:04,354 a strange emotion, madam, because it reminds me of when I saw the Pope. 1019 01:15:04,648 --> 01:15:09,419 If you would like to look around, be my guest! - May we? - Yes. - Thank you. 1020 01:15:09,832 --> 01:15:11,889 Thank you so much. Thank you. 1021 01:15:13,070 --> 01:15:14,209 Shall we go? 1022 01:15:15,407 --> 01:15:16,812 Thank you so much. 1023 01:15:28,905 --> 01:15:32,201 Umberto, it's necessary that you go a tad away, now. 1024 01:15:36,239 --> 01:15:37,338 Again? 1025 01:15:53,537 --> 01:15:55,464 Do you like classical music? 1026 01:15:55,932 --> 01:15:57,574 You know what I like. 1027 01:15:59,852 --> 01:16:01,365 Naughty boy! 1028 01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:14,622 I'm afraid 1029 01:16:14,692 --> 01:16:18,307 that all this champagne on an empty stomach makes me dizzy. 1030 01:16:19,106 --> 01:16:21,722 I've drank almost nothing, but me too... 1031 01:16:22,085 --> 01:16:23,386 I feel dizzy. 1032 01:16:24,045 --> 01:16:25,403 And he insists! 1033 01:16:26,476 --> 01:16:28,336 Look, I've understood you. 1034 01:16:28,882 --> 01:16:30,202 All the better. 1035 01:16:34,327 --> 01:16:36,132 Who would ever imagine... 1036 01:16:36,652 --> 01:16:38,977 to begin the year with a husband... 1037 01:16:40,297 --> 01:16:43,809 in a house filled with princes! 1038 01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:45,613 Mamma mia! 1039 01:16:48,130 --> 01:16:50,880 What a good idea that you had to be invited. 1040 01:16:53,757 --> 01:16:54,759 Look. 1041 01:16:55,905 --> 01:16:58,083 You know that a trifle like this 1042 01:16:58,153 --> 01:17:01,817 is worth a nice bunch of 10,000 bills? 1043 01:17:02,575 --> 01:17:04,021 Oh sure, at least. 1044 01:17:04,761 --> 01:17:06,498 Look at all this stuff! 1045 01:17:06,732 --> 01:17:08,969 The paintings! The stuff! 1046 01:17:14,304 --> 01:17:15,894 Look at this, Lello! 1047 01:17:17,684 --> 01:17:19,753 No, it's too cumbersome. 1048 01:17:29,514 --> 01:17:33,873 There it is, my true passion! Small stuff, and beautiful. 1049 01:17:34,436 --> 01:17:36,229 How I understand you! 1050 01:17:37,688 --> 01:17:39,915 I too like it so much, you know. 1051 01:17:41,084 --> 01:17:43,028 Just because it is useless. 1052 01:17:43,330 --> 01:17:46,130 After all, the true lord stands out for this: 1053 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,349 his passion for useless things. 1054 01:17:49,796 --> 01:17:52,311 You know you're not stupid, after all? 1055 01:17:53,453 --> 01:17:55,750 I want to tell you something else. 1056 01:17:57,214 --> 01:17:58,998 Hey, what are you doing? 1057 01:18:01,919 --> 01:18:03,513 You're going too fast! 1058 01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:06,143 Young man, keep your cool, huh? 1059 01:18:06,825 --> 01:18:09,375 I'm not one of those who deludes herself. 1060 01:18:09,449 --> 01:18:12,153 What kind of talk is that? I like you. 1061 01:18:12,837 --> 01:18:15,719 And you too don't dislike me! It's New Year's! 1062 01:18:16,221 --> 01:18:17,917 Come to my house, huh? 1063 01:18:18,417 --> 01:18:22,446 We'll get drunk, and tomorrow you'll tell me how you feel. 1064 01:18:24,282 --> 01:18:25,723 Cool! And why? 1065 01:18:26,301 --> 01:18:28,518 Because I like you. Isn't enough? 1066 01:18:29,278 --> 01:18:30,808 I'll write it, huh? 1067 01:18:31,004 --> 01:18:33,505 I... like you.. 1068 01:18:33,705 --> 01:18:34,808 very.. 1069 01:18:35,145 --> 01:18:36,371 much. 1070 01:18:40,307 --> 01:18:41,348 Lello! 1071 01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:43,734 Let's go dance, huh? 1072 01:19:04,481 --> 01:19:05,507 Kaputt? 1073 01:19:07,279 --> 01:19:08,297 Kaputt?! 1074 01:19:08,576 --> 01:19:12,413 But, you been in Italy during war? - No! - No? 1075 01:19:13,328 --> 01:19:15,968 And all the men who are in this house? 1076 01:19:16,548 --> 01:19:18,976 No, not made war in Italy! - No? 1077 01:19:19,684 --> 01:19:21,258 And where did they make it? 1078 01:19:21,328 --> 01:19:23,504 Not made! - Not made, huh? 1079 01:19:23,737 --> 01:19:27,318 But, you tell me who the hell fought it, this damn war? 1080 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:38,344 Why? Where are you taking me? - Where it's quieter, I must talk to you. 1081 01:19:46,642 --> 01:19:47,663 Here. 1082 01:19:51,504 --> 01:19:53,394 I must ask you something. 1083 01:19:54,003 --> 01:19:56,302 It's been bothering me all night. 1084 01:19:56,764 --> 01:19:59,681 But I warn you, don't answer right away, 1085 01:19:59,751 --> 01:20:01,841 because I can guess your answer, 1086 01:20:01,911 --> 01:20:03,811 and it would make me suffer. 1087 01:20:04,109 --> 01:20:05,227 Well then? 1088 01:20:05,449 --> 01:20:07,847 First, I'll get some champagne. 1089 01:20:09,015 --> 01:20:10,965 Meanwhile you think about it. 1090 01:20:11,086 --> 01:20:13,233 So when I'm back, you give me your answer. 1091 01:20:13,303 --> 01:20:16,503 And if you say yes, we'll toast to your answer. Okay? 1092 01:20:17,531 --> 01:20:19,924 What can this question possibly be? 1093 01:20:21,303 --> 01:20:23,416 Will you come to bed with me? 1094 01:20:51,505 --> 01:20:54,965 I mean, young man! You're a little too fast, no? 1095 01:20:59,994 --> 01:21:02,783 Young man! Where will we end up like this?! 1096 01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:06,240 Come on, go ahead, idiot! 1097 01:21:06,497 --> 01:21:07,836 Go ahead! 1098 01:21:17,737 --> 01:21:18,817 Bitter! 1099 01:21:19,067 --> 01:21:21,420 What is down there, on that side? 1100 01:21:21,785 --> 01:21:23,665 The toilet. - The toilet? 1101 01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:01,534 Ugly... - What do you want? 1102 01:22:01,604 --> 01:22:04,696 Let me go! Let me go! - Where do you want to go? 1103 01:22:06,649 --> 01:22:09,541 What...? - What do you want to do? Let go! 1104 01:22:11,466 --> 01:22:12,653 Jerk! 1105 01:22:16,310 --> 01:22:20,550 Rascal, scoundrel! Want to send us all to jail? 1106 01:22:20,806 --> 01:22:23,149 What's with you? You should help me. 1107 01:22:23,219 --> 01:22:27,005 I'll report you! - So you'll be involved too! - Then lay off! 1108 01:22:27,228 --> 01:22:30,978 If you don't stop I'll break your head! I'm not kidding, got it? 1109 01:22:42,065 --> 01:22:44,066 Go on. - No! Come on. - No! 1110 01:22:45,017 --> 01:22:46,309 Don't push me! 1111 01:22:55,783 --> 01:22:59,099 Now you even pass me off as an hermaphrodite! 1112 01:22:59,274 --> 01:23:01,520 You know what? Do what you want, 1113 01:23:01,668 --> 01:23:05,399 but after I'm gone with the lady, who honors me with her friendship, got it? 1114 01:23:05,469 --> 01:23:07,879 Leave the lady alone and go away. 1115 01:23:14,591 --> 01:23:16,982 Champagne madam? - Yes thanks. 1116 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,315 Thank you so much. 1117 01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:26,721 Let's get out immediately. Come on, now! 1118 01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:29,379 But where? Where's Lello? 1119 01:23:29,449 --> 01:23:32,559 You don't know him, you never did. He's a hoodlum. 1120 01:23:32,770 --> 01:23:36,688 Jealousy is an ugly thing. I've known you for over 20 years.... 1121 01:23:37,504 --> 01:23:40,899 Every time I liked someone, there he is, the same story. 1122 01:23:40,969 --> 01:23:43,307 Capecchi was schizophrenic, 1123 01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:47,657 Di Pietro was gay, Servadio, a blackmailer, tell me what is this one. 1124 01:23:47,727 --> 01:23:50,909 This one is worse than the others! And if I may... 1125 01:23:52,312 --> 01:23:55,212 I'd tell you that he could be your... - My son! 1126 01:23:55,343 --> 01:24:00,248 Boor! I'll throw this in your face! You're rude! Rude, rude! 1127 01:24:00,318 --> 01:24:04,000 Then I'll tell you, even if he's younger than me, I don't care! 1128 01:24:04,070 --> 01:24:05,995 I don't have to marry him! 1129 01:24:06,065 --> 01:24:09,459 And besides, I like his looks... his physical. 1130 01:24:09,529 --> 01:24:14,135 Yeah? You like him? - Yes! A matter of skin! He's better than you, isn't he? 1131 01:24:14,205 --> 01:24:15,578 In that case, 1132 01:24:15,648 --> 01:24:18,630 come to the toilet with me, I'll show you something. 1133 01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:23,187 Look, calm down, or I'll slap you in front of everyone and spoil the evening! 1134 01:24:23,341 --> 01:24:25,917 What's on your mind, pig? - What did you think? 1135 01:24:25,987 --> 01:24:28,870 It's a matter of life and death! - What? - Come, I'll show you. 1136 01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:31,986 Not to the toilet with you! - Come on! - Don't overdo! 1137 01:24:32,056 --> 01:24:33,388 Where is Lello? 1138 01:24:33,458 --> 01:24:37,471 I only know where he's from and where he will end up. In jail! 1139 01:24:38,483 --> 01:24:40,980 He's a professional thief, I tell you! 1140 01:24:41,050 --> 01:24:45,107 Why are you with him, then? You're the one who introduced him to me. 1141 01:24:45,177 --> 01:24:48,137 I didn't want to. But you were alone, I was broke. - Oh look! 1142 01:24:48,207 --> 01:24:51,753 I'll show you he's a thief and hides the loot in the bathroom. 1143 01:24:51,823 --> 01:24:56,021 But you say! - I hope they don't catch us or they'll believe that it was us! 1144 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,791 Ascertain! Ascertain! Have you ascertained? 1145 01:24:59,989 --> 01:25:01,229 Yes, I have. 1146 01:25:01,541 --> 01:25:05,446 Oh God! - It's over between us now. I swear, it was there before! 1147 01:25:05,516 --> 01:25:08,661 I'm through with you! - Where could he hide it? 1148 01:25:08,731 --> 01:25:11,958 Do me a favor, go see a doctor! - That rascal! 1149 01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:20,050 In what a situation you put me! - Yeah? 1150 01:25:20,220 --> 01:25:23,855 If you knew my situation earlier! - Umbe', you're through with me! 1151 01:25:23,925 --> 01:25:26,743 Go away, disappear! I don't want to see you again. 1152 01:25:26,813 --> 01:25:28,013 You've done... 1153 01:25:28,975 --> 01:25:33,069 You've done everything possible to ruin an evening that was a dream for me! 1154 01:25:33,139 --> 01:25:35,005 But you didn't succeed! 1155 01:25:35,773 --> 01:25:39,284 I'll keep on having fun with him, because I like him. 1156 01:25:39,580 --> 01:25:44,419 You know what? I'll tell him, so he'll break your face, and it's over with. 1157 01:25:44,489 --> 01:25:46,807 There he is! - Lello, listen. 1158 01:25:48,689 --> 01:25:49,881 Lello, come. 1159 01:25:50,433 --> 01:25:55,298 You know what he says about you? That you're a thief and a delinquent. - True! 1160 01:25:55,368 --> 01:25:58,918 He's a thief and a delinquent. Where did you hide the loot? 1161 01:25:59,272 --> 01:26:01,968 What's he saying? - He's crazy, don't heed. 1162 01:26:02,038 --> 01:26:06,729 Anyway, I told him that, even if you're a thief, I couldn't care less. 1163 01:26:06,990 --> 01:26:10,477 Indeed, as for your previous question, it's fine with me. 1164 01:26:10,807 --> 01:26:12,176 We agree, huh? 1165 01:26:12,553 --> 01:26:15,707 If you want, we'll tell you on what we've agreed. 1166 01:26:15,777 --> 01:26:16,791 I know: 1167 01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:20,037 jail for both of you, without parole! 1168 01:26:23,241 --> 01:26:25,310 Oh, what a character! 1169 01:26:25,858 --> 01:26:29,510 If he doesn't spoil the fun, he's not happy, the wretch! 1170 01:26:33,934 --> 01:26:36,482 Here's where he hid the stuff. I knew it! 1171 01:26:36,552 --> 01:26:40,311 Leave it alone, do you want to ruin me? Bastard! 1172 01:26:40,575 --> 01:26:44,566 I'll smash it on your face! - Have you seen? Are you convinced now? 1173 01:26:48,275 --> 01:26:50,925 Franz, Johann, come here! 1174 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:58,182 Franz! 1175 01:26:58,590 --> 01:26:59,625 Johann! 1176 01:26:59,695 --> 01:27:01,549 Put them against the wall 1177 01:27:01,825 --> 01:27:04,871 and do not let them escape! Quick! - Yes, sir. 1178 01:27:04,941 --> 01:27:07,472 Come with me! - What's happening? 1179 01:27:07,542 --> 01:27:09,722 Quick! Up against the wall! 1180 01:27:51,312 --> 01:27:55,342 His Excellency wants to begin the new year with a generous gesture, 1181 01:27:56,410 --> 01:27:59,766 that I don't approve of. Arms up! Please! 1182 01:28:15,531 --> 01:28:16,629 Nothing. 1183 01:28:17,690 --> 01:28:18,708 Raus! 1184 01:28:19,739 --> 01:28:21,571 Raus! Schnell! 1185 01:29:15,001 --> 01:29:16,263 Bastard! 1186 01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:19,502 I'll kill you! 1187 01:29:21,473 --> 01:29:23,977 Throw it! Why don't you throw it? 1188 01:29:24,478 --> 01:29:27,528 You are even capable of hitting a woman. Throw it. 1189 01:29:30,834 --> 01:29:35,655 I may be a wretch, but I'd never happened to be thrown out like this. 1190 01:29:35,725 --> 01:29:37,806 Tortorella! - Leave me alone! 1191 01:29:38,056 --> 01:29:42,335 You know what's new? If the Germans didn't go, I'll go to the police myself! 1192 01:29:42,405 --> 01:29:45,790 Because it does not end here! - Go ahead! Who's keeping you? 1193 01:29:45,860 --> 01:29:47,991 Tortorella, I wouldn't do it. 1194 01:29:49,827 --> 01:29:53,601 Go ahead and steal, if you want. But why act like that with me? 1195 01:29:53,890 --> 01:29:56,808 Why play with my...things...my feelings? 1196 01:29:57,178 --> 01:29:59,762 Why are you such a scoundrel?! - Listen, 1197 01:29:59,832 --> 01:30:02,116 I was being serious when I said it. 1198 01:30:02,186 --> 01:30:06,613 And I say it again! But your friend should've told you I was a thief. 1199 01:30:06,683 --> 01:30:09,459 Because I am a thief, and I'm not ashamed! 1200 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:10,914 You're even proud?! 1201 01:30:10,984 --> 01:30:15,014 It's better than him, who lives on accidents and insurance claims! 1202 01:30:15,084 --> 01:30:17,071 At least I take my risks. 1203 01:30:17,209 --> 01:30:21,966 When I was 10, I was already stealing their materials to the Allies. That's it! 1204 01:30:22,131 --> 01:30:26,453 That's how it is! I was the only one who had a job in my family. - Nice job! 1205 01:30:26,523 --> 01:30:30,254 Was I supposed to starve to death like my father, a wretch like him? 1206 01:30:30,324 --> 01:30:34,835 I started as a child and I'll keep on stealing! I don't want to end up like him! 1207 01:30:34,905 --> 01:30:36,740 Like your father? - Like you! 1208 01:30:36,810 --> 01:30:40,301 Why are some people born rich and others so poor? 1209 01:30:40,371 --> 01:30:44,100 Whose fault is it? - You could've found a job. - Oh, sure! 1210 01:30:44,170 --> 01:30:47,181 "Get a shovel"! You old people always say the same thing! 1211 01:30:47,251 --> 01:30:51,078 But who are you? You are neither a thief nor a respectable person. 1212 01:30:51,148 --> 01:30:53,648 Well, I'm not like you and I salute you! 1213 01:31:02,337 --> 01:31:06,508 What's with you? - It's that he's right! It's that it's true! 1214 01:31:06,980 --> 01:31:10,798 It's our fault too, it's your generation's fault, of people like you, 1215 01:31:10,868 --> 01:31:13,193 if so many young people are failures. 1216 01:31:13,263 --> 01:31:16,327 You never thought about that huh? Poor soul! 1217 01:31:17,117 --> 01:31:20,482 Are you defending him now? - Umberto, leave me alone! 1218 01:31:20,839 --> 01:31:23,889 I understand him, I justify him. 1219 01:31:23,959 --> 01:31:26,555 He's a delinquent. - Yes, he's a delinquent! 1220 01:31:26,625 --> 01:31:28,807 And what are you? Tell me! 1221 01:31:29,617 --> 01:31:32,617 With all the tricks you do with the insurances. 1222 01:31:32,687 --> 01:31:35,843 Not so loud. - Didn't we want to trick those Germans? 1223 01:31:35,913 --> 01:31:36,970 Didn't we? 1224 01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:41,447 But we don't have the courage to be criminals, he at least has it, by God! 1225 01:31:41,517 --> 01:31:42,867 He's a rebel, he! 1226 01:31:42,954 --> 01:31:45,536 Tortorella, let's call things by their names! 1227 01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:48,984 He's a purse-snatcher, a chicken thief. That's what he is! 1228 01:31:49,054 --> 01:31:53,210 You like him, that's why you talk so. - No, what I'm saying is only too true! 1229 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,056 He wasn't born delinquent. 1230 01:31:55,126 --> 01:31:56,607 They made him such! 1231 01:31:56,677 --> 01:31:58,875 How can you not understand, Umberto, 1232 01:31:58,945 --> 01:32:01,562 that, if so many young people have failed, 1233 01:32:01,632 --> 01:32:05,501 it's society's fault because it's rotten. It's rotten! - Oh yeah? 1234 01:32:05,571 --> 01:32:09,369 One shouldn't abandon them. A simple gesture, a kind word 1235 01:32:09,639 --> 01:32:11,246 can save one of them! 1236 01:32:11,316 --> 01:32:15,657 And you'd like to save him huh? - You don't read the papers, Umberto. 1237 01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:18,007 I do. - You don't. Otherwide you'd know 1238 01:32:18,077 --> 01:32:22,629 all the scandals, all the swindles and all the frauds that are around! 1239 01:32:22,699 --> 01:32:27,270 The oi... oi... the oil swindles. - Garlic and oil. 1240 01:32:27,530 --> 01:32:31,158 Lucky you who don't understand anything! - No! I understand too much! 1241 01:32:31,228 --> 01:32:33,228 I see that he's enchanted you. 1242 01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:36,034 No way. I think he was sincere. 1243 01:32:36,409 --> 01:32:39,398 He'd be different if he'd been luckier. 1244 01:32:39,468 --> 01:32:42,768 It's starting to rain. - Trust me... Hey, it's raining! 1245 01:32:42,897 --> 01:32:47,270 Let's go in the church. - Run! At least you'll end the year well! 1246 01:32:47,530 --> 01:32:50,016 So you can pray for all your sins! 1247 01:33:47,541 --> 01:33:48,976 Umberto. - What? 1248 01:33:49,796 --> 01:33:51,020 Lello! 1249 01:33:55,193 --> 01:33:57,246 I did say he was a good guy. 1250 01:33:58,248 --> 01:34:00,498 Evidently, he had a bit of remorse. 1251 01:34:00,728 --> 01:34:02,251 Remorse, him?! 1252 01:34:05,782 --> 01:34:09,982 Then why did he come to church? He came by himself, not dragged like you. 1253 01:34:17,928 --> 01:34:20,995 Wait for me here and don't move. - Who's budging? 1254 01:34:50,375 --> 01:34:52,197 I wasn't expecting this. 1255 01:34:52,553 --> 01:34:53,853 You in a church. 1256 01:34:55,547 --> 01:34:56,568 So? 1257 01:34:57,205 --> 01:34:58,942 Why, are you ashamed? 1258 01:34:59,549 --> 01:35:03,927 Moreover,.. we're Roman Catholic too. 1259 01:35:04,293 --> 01:35:07,672 Maybe begin the year like this, brings good luck. 1260 01:35:07,742 --> 01:35:11,350 Sure, of course. But if you want to talk let's go outside. 1261 01:35:13,023 --> 01:35:15,760 Where are you taking me? To rob a bank? 1262 01:35:16,461 --> 01:35:17,926 Oh I'm sorry... 1263 01:35:19,628 --> 01:35:22,155 I'm not saying that you do well to steal, but... 1264 01:35:22,225 --> 01:35:25,998 Look Tortorella, never mind. Believe me, it's better for you. 1265 01:35:26,909 --> 01:35:30,090 I'm sure of one thing: that you're not a rascal. 1266 01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:33,147 Maybe, you're going through a difficult period. 1267 01:35:33,617 --> 01:35:35,721 Isn't it so? - Yes, indeed. 1268 01:35:36,502 --> 01:35:39,869 If I could help you, I'd gladly do so, believe me. 1269 01:35:40,515 --> 01:35:43,999 See, I was promised a job next week. 1270 01:35:44,654 --> 01:35:45,686 And, if... 1271 01:35:54,479 --> 01:35:55,636 God, Lello! 1272 01:35:57,474 --> 01:35:58,943 What have you done? 1273 01:35:59,013 --> 01:36:02,754 Be quiet. Please, shut up! - You have stolen from the Madonna? 1274 01:36:02,824 --> 01:36:06,270 Let me go. Get away! - You can't steal from the Madonna! 1275 01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:08,440 What do you have in your pocket? 1276 01:36:08,762 --> 01:36:10,762 Put back what you took, Lello! 1277 01:36:10,969 --> 01:36:12,869 I won't let you out of here. 1278 01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:14,603 Oh yeah? Here, then! 1279 01:36:16,585 --> 01:36:18,535 What is it? - What happened? 1280 01:36:18,605 --> 01:36:21,888 Stealing our Lady's necklace! - Oh my God! - God! 1281 01:36:22,042 --> 01:36:25,030 They've stolen the necklace from the Madonna! 1282 01:36:25,290 --> 01:36:27,705 Stop thief! Help! 1283 01:36:28,370 --> 01:36:30,925 They've stolen the Madonna's necklace! 1284 01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:34,689 Close the doors! Thief! Close the doors! 1285 01:36:34,759 --> 01:36:36,355 Miracle! 1286 01:36:36,962 --> 01:36:38,447 Miracle! 1287 01:36:39,588 --> 01:36:41,131 Miracle! 1288 01:36:41,417 --> 01:36:44,470 Miracle! Our Lady made me a miracle! 1289 01:36:44,540 --> 01:36:48,191 But what miracle! - It was her! - You shameless! 1290 01:36:48,261 --> 01:36:52,003 I really saw her. She came down and put it on me. 1291 01:36:52,073 --> 01:36:56,090 She was with a young man! - I saw her, she was so beautiful! 1292 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,549 She is the thief! - It's a trick! 1293 01:36:58,722 --> 01:37:00,722 Let me through. It's not true! 1294 01:37:00,858 --> 01:37:02,731 It's not true! I saw it! 1295 01:37:02,975 --> 01:37:06,317 I am a witness! It was like a great light, 1296 01:37:06,387 --> 01:37:10,695 a beautiful heavenly figure appeared, wrapped in a puff of cloud. 1297 01:37:10,859 --> 01:37:12,433 Miracle! I saw her! 1298 01:37:12,503 --> 01:37:16,827 He's the young man who was with her! - What young man! I've got white hair! 1299 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:20,223 Leave me, this is abuse! 1300 01:37:20,293 --> 01:37:22,793 I will recourse to the Holy Father! 1301 01:37:24,594 --> 01:37:25,948 Umberto! 1302 01:37:28,784 --> 01:37:31,498 Hurry! - Run, come on! 1303 01:37:32,128 --> 01:37:33,830 Hey, look! 1304 01:37:35,862 --> 01:37:37,192 You lecher! 1305 01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:39,873 Quiet, kids, quiet! 1306 01:37:39,943 --> 01:37:43,913 Put down the watermelon! You want to ruin me? Hands off! Go away! 1307 01:37:52,910 --> 01:37:56,283 Hey, look at that madwoman! - Away, kids, go! 1308 01:37:56,353 --> 01:38:00,180 Tortorella! - Umberto. - I heard from the lawyer and I came. 1309 01:38:00,498 --> 01:38:02,147 Well. - But how...? 1310 01:38:02,686 --> 01:38:05,359 But what? - Nothing, I was just saying... 1311 01:38:05,504 --> 01:38:07,667 Listen... - Get away, there! 1312 01:38:08,666 --> 01:38:11,836 Remember the free gift at the traders' party? 1313 01:38:12,174 --> 01:38:14,981 Here, I bought it for you, with a discount. 1314 01:38:15,051 --> 01:38:16,401 Guess what it is? 1315 01:38:16,471 --> 01:38:20,385 An umbrella. Even for men, come to that. - Well, it's polyvalent. 1316 01:38:20,455 --> 01:38:23,211 Couldn't you get something else? - There was only this, 1317 01:38:23,281 --> 01:38:24,972 a thermos, and a polo bat. 1318 01:38:31,290 --> 01:38:34,750 I came also to tell you that I got myself a job at Cinecitta. 1319 01:38:34,820 --> 01:38:36,243 A mythological film. 1320 01:38:36,313 --> 01:38:39,912 I've been working at it since days. I'm a Trireme's slave. 1321 01:38:39,982 --> 01:38:43,562 Yes! I would have liked to work with you again. 1322 01:38:43,632 --> 01:38:47,249 How handsome you will be! Maybe Umberto, who knows... 1323 01:38:47,567 --> 01:38:50,453 My commitments... I know they've sought me... 1324 01:38:50,523 --> 01:38:54,226 Lots of phonecalls at home. It's so hot I can't stand it! 1325 01:38:54,296 --> 01:38:56,339 Why did you dress like that? 1326 01:38:56,567 --> 01:38:59,367 Why? What day is today? - August 15th, right? 1327 01:38:59,469 --> 01:39:03,354 Says who? It's January 1st. The year begins today for me. Yes! 1328 01:39:03,643 --> 01:39:07,131 This is how I went in, and this is how I go out! 1329 01:39:08,447 --> 01:39:12,023 Damn them! Look, they let it be moth-eaten! 1330 01:39:14,203 --> 01:39:17,167 Who cares! - What are you doing?! - Go on, fly! 1331 01:39:17,504 --> 01:39:20,315 Can buy a new one. I'll buy a new one! 1332 01:39:20,864 --> 01:39:23,314 I can sense that things are going well. 1333 01:39:23,990 --> 01:39:26,229 Look at those boys in the boat. 1334 01:39:26,991 --> 01:39:28,456 See those bodies? 1335 01:39:30,121 --> 01:39:34,159 Well, I'd say, they're the ones who should be on a Trireme, not you. 1336 01:39:35,206 --> 01:39:36,206 Come on. 1337 01:39:36,276 --> 01:39:39,782 Walk. Walk, slave! Let's go! New year, new life! 1338 01:39:39,852 --> 01:39:42,418 Damn, how hot it is! - Yes, you're right. 1339 01:39:42,488 --> 01:39:43,960 Down with misery! 1340 01:39:45,194 --> 01:39:49,210 Taxi! - Taxi! Taxi driver! - Taxi! 1341 01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:51,247 Shall we? - Let's spend! 1342 01:39:51,317 --> 01:39:53,632 Yes! - Let's use our last reserves! 1343 01:39:53,702 --> 01:39:58,221 Please lady, sit down. - Oh, thank you! - This way. Here you are. I'm coming. 1344 01:40:27,874 --> 01:40:30,070 So, you're the usual beggar! 1345 01:40:30,783 --> 01:40:33,833 If you don't have any money, why say "Down... 1346 01:40:33,903 --> 01:40:35,455 "Down with misery"? 1347 01:40:35,648 --> 01:40:37,343 I thought you had some. - Me! 1348 01:40:37,413 --> 01:40:40,267 I made a significant expenditure for the umbrella. 1349 01:40:40,337 --> 01:40:42,882 I'll beat you on the head with it! 1350 01:40:43,556 --> 01:40:46,856 Open it, at least we'll protect ourselves from the sun. 1351 01:40:50,803 --> 01:40:52,374 Damn it, Umberto! 1352 01:41:28,205 --> 01:41:32,215 Original English subs by zoneyoutwonk, knappen & edam17 @ KG 1353 01:41:32,285 --> 01:41:35,357 Thorough revision by edam17 @ KG September 2012 106995