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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,084 --> 00:01:41,084 Coasta de Filde�, Algeria, 2 00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:43,251 China, Israel. Avem totul. 3 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:45,792 Patru ��ri la r�nd, este mult. 4 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,792 Am promis ginerilor no�tri c� vom face aceast� c�l�torie. 5 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:52,334 - Trebuie �i s� nu mai vorbim despre asta. - Asta este! 6 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:54,788 Nu s-ar fi �nt�mplat asta dac� fetele noastre 7 00:01:54,789 --> 00:01:57,167 s-ar fi c�s�torit cu ni�te Tourangeaux. 8 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:59,042 Te rog, Claude... 9 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:04,001 Comunitatea asiatic�, presupus bogat�, este �inta agresiunilor. 10 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,167 Iar o ia de la cap�t. 11 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,626 Aceasta �ar� devine periculoas� pentru chinezi. 12 00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:10,709 Nu, nu, nu! 13 00:02:10,876 --> 00:02:12,001 Karine, ascult�-m�. 14 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:16,334 S�-i spui doamnei Zitouni s� nu m� mai sune Punct! 15 00:02:18,259 --> 00:02:19,992 Am ap�rat o femeie care purta burqa. 16 00:02:19,993 --> 00:02:21,959 De atunci, toate defileaz� prin cabinetul meu. 17 00:02:22,026 --> 00:02:24,171 Burqa, burkini, incadr�ri ca persoane periculoase, 18 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:25,792 parc� e o madrassa din Pakistan. 19 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:30,626 - Nu-i bun rolul? - Ba da, e foarte bun. 20 00:02:30,792 --> 00:02:32,876 �nc� un traficant care are dou� replici. 21 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:34,876 Nu are nici m�car prenume, e "omul negru". 22 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:36,542 Scriitori francezi buni la nimic! 23 00:02:36,709 --> 00:02:38,709 Nu te mai pl�nge. �l ave�i pe Omar Sy. 24 00:02:38,876 --> 00:02:42,709 El este arborele care ascunde p�durea. Pentru ceilal�i este de�ertul. 25 00:02:42,876 --> 00:02:44,001 Nu v-a�i s�turat 26 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:47,542 s-o face�i pe victimele? Vom fi cu to�ii miliardari. 27 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,292 Tu ai b�ncile! 28 00:02:49,459 --> 00:02:51,792 Da. Ne-am �necat �n propuneri. 29 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:53,542 Investitorii se bat 30 00:02:53,709 --> 00:02:54,542 s� ne �mprumute cu parale. 31 00:02:54,709 --> 00:02:55,709 Cine, de exemplu? 32 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:58,251 Cine? Nu conteaz�, nu asta-i important. 33 00:02:58,417 --> 00:03:01,251 - Cum vine asta? - E un detaliu, Chao. 34 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:03,542 M� �ntreb dac� e�ti �ntr-adev�r bancher. 35 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:06,917 �i eu sunt �ngrijorat. Am b�gat fiecare c�te 10.000 �n Reubio. 36 00:03:07,084 --> 00:03:10,334 Am impresia c� nu ave�i �ncredere �n mine. 37 00:03:10,501 --> 00:03:12,876 Dac� nu sunte�i motiva�i, spune�i-mi. Vre�i 38 00:03:13,042 --> 00:03:15,001 s� v� �mbog��i�i sau vre�i s� r�m�ne�i ni�te pr�p�di�i? 39 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:17,417 Eu nu v�d dec�t un pr�p�dit. �i este chiar �n fa�a mea. 40 00:03:17,584 --> 00:03:18,959 Glumesc, David. 41 00:03:19,126 --> 00:03:20,542 Avem �ncredere �n tine. 42 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,584 S� ave�i grij� de Clovis. 43 00:03:23,751 --> 00:03:26,376 Da, mam�, vom avea grija de el ca de un copil. 44 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:28,459 O s�-mi posta�i pe Facebook fotografiile lui? 45 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:29,459 Ai Facebook? 46 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,042 - Da. Mi l-a instalat preotul. Mai am �i 47 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:34,584 Twitter �i Amstra mg ram. - Amstra mg ram... 48 00:03:34,751 --> 00:03:36,667 Sunt o bunic� 2.0, 49 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:38,459 cum se spune acum. 50 00:03:42,126 --> 00:03:43,126 Te sim�i bine, S�golene? 51 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:46,751 Tocmai am primit o ofert� pentru unul dintre tablourile mele. 52 00:03:46,917 --> 00:03:48,709 Dar este minunat! 53 00:03:48,876 --> 00:03:51,959 Cine ar putea s�... adic� cine este fericitul cump�r�tor? 54 00:03:52,126 --> 00:03:53,792 Un chinez. Din China. 55 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:57,334 S-a �ndr�gostit de unul din tablourile mele de pe site-ul meu. 56 00:03:57,369 --> 00:03:59,459 �l �ti�i, b�tr�na sp�nzurat�. 57 00:03:59,626 --> 00:04:01,834 Da!?l �l �n�eleg foarte bine, sigur. 58 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:03,792 Este unul dintre preferatele mele. 59 00:04:03,959 --> 00:04:05,167 S�-l anun� pe Chao! 60 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:07,584 Nu-i nevoie, 61 00:04:07,751 --> 00:04:08,959 �tie deja. 62 00:04:09,126 --> 00:04:10,917 Fetelor... 63 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,001 Chao a pl�tit un v�r Ca s�-i ridice moralul lui S�go. 64 00:04:14,167 --> 00:04:15,917 �n iarna a fost la p�m�nt. 65 00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:18,917 S-a n�scut deprimat�. Tatal vostru m-a dus 66 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,334 s� v�d Exorcistul 67 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:22,084 c�nd eram �ns�rcinat� cu ea. 68 00:04:22,251 --> 00:04:24,292 �Mama ta este printre noi�. 69 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:25,542 - Termin�... - �Vrei 70 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:26,417 "s� vorbe�ti cu ea?" 71 00:04:26,584 --> 00:04:28,001 O sperii. 72 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:32,042 Mi-e dor de tine, drag� Coco. 73 00:04:32,209 --> 00:04:34,334 �i mie �mi este dor de tine, Viviane. 74 00:04:34,501 --> 00:04:37,626 Uite, ai v�zut unde sunt? 75 00:04:38,126 --> 00:04:40,834 Locul unde ne-am �nt�lnit prima dat�. 76 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:42,917 S�rut�-m�. 77 00:04:43,084 --> 00:04:43,876 Acum? 78 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:45,626 Da, chiar acum. Haide. 79 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:52,959 D�-mi calculatorul. Trebuie s� vorbesc cu Verneuil. 80 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,209 Nu-�i vei g�si un so� dac� stai toat� ziua 81 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:58,126 la ma�in�ria asta. 82 00:05:00,209 --> 00:05:03,417 Viviane! Alo? Alo? 83 00:05:03,584 --> 00:05:06,292 Dar wifi-ul... Da�i-mi wifi! 84 00:05:06,459 --> 00:05:08,209 Anti-malarie� 85 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,001 anti-diaree... 86 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:12,667 anti-��n�ari... 87 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,834 Tat�l meu insist� s� vorbi�i pe Skype. 88 00:05:15,001 --> 00:05:17,834 Dac� e vorba tot de jambonul lui, sunt preg�tit. 89 00:05:20,584 --> 00:05:23,792 Ai reu�it s� r�m�i �ns�rcinat�, ar��i splendid. 90 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:26,167 Cinci luni �i e�ti deja foarte mare. 91 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:27,834 Copilul va fi un colos. 92 00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:29,917 A�i g�sit un nume? 93 00:05:30,084 --> 00:05:31,834 Nu, nu am ajuns la un acord. 94 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:35,542 Eu m-am g�ndit la Andr�, ca pe bunicul lui. 95 00:05:35,709 --> 00:05:38,542 - Ce mai vrei? - Nu... 96 00:05:38,709 --> 00:05:41,001 Ajunge�i �n seara asta la ora 23.00? 97 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:42,501 V-am spus deja. 98 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:45,292 Sper c� nu ai uitat jambonul meu. 99 00:05:45,459 --> 00:05:47,417 Uite-l. Te-ai lini�tit? 100 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,126 Trebuie s�-mi termin bagajul. 101 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:53,834 Marie! O s� pierdem trenul pentru Roissy. 102 00:05:54,001 --> 00:05:55,709 V� �nso�esc la gar�. 103 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:56,917 M� bucur, Chao. 104 00:05:57,084 --> 00:05:59,417 Pup�ncurist azi, pup�ncurist �ntotdeauna. 105 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:01,876 V� �nso�esc... 106 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:03,876 Haide! Nu mai avem timp. 107 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:05,959 Nu mai avem... Haide, s� mergem. 108 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,334 Mergem. Rahat! Jambonul! 109 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,709 Jambonul! 110 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:14,792 - Tat�l meu f�r� jambon... - Era sf�r�itul vacan�ei. 111 00:06:18,459 --> 00:06:20,876 Nu, nu pot s� cred! C�inele �sta! 112 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:22,126 Verneuil! 113 00:06:22,292 --> 00:06:25,042 Verneuil... jambonul meu! 114 00:06:25,209 --> 00:06:28,126 Nu te �n�eleg, Kofi. Sunt bruiaje. 115 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,876 O or� �nt�rziere. Eu am un casting. 116 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,167 Nu pare prea �ncurajator 117 00:06:39,334 --> 00:06:40,376 cartierul �sta. 118 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:41,917 Suntem �n arondismentul XVI. 119 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:44,001 Aici se comit cele mai multe agresiuni. 120 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:45,001 vagabonzii 121 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:46,367 nu-i jefuiesc pe vagabonzi. 122 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:49,459 (melodia �Ready for fight" 123 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:59,042 Ai crezut c� joci �n filmul "Adev�rul dac� mint"? 124 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:01,584 Nu, eu sunt "Lupul de pe Wall Street" 125 00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:04,251 Relaxa�i-v�, este un leasing, nu cost� nimic. 126 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:06,417 Doar nu lucrez la Autolib. 127 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:09,084 �l cite�ti pe Donald Trump? 128 00:07:09,251 --> 00:07:11,667 V� asigur c� nu �mp�rt�esc ideile lui. 129 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:15,584 Dar �n afaceri, este �n fruntea topurilor. Este un Harry Potter. 130 00:07:15,751 --> 00:07:17,167 Haide, s� mergem. 131 00:07:19,084 --> 00:07:21,709 Domnilor, sediul central al Reubio! 132 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,667 La naiba, un spa�iu super! 133 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,334 Exista chiar �i un videofon. 134 00:07:25,501 --> 00:07:27,417 E bun pentru securitate. 135 00:07:27,584 --> 00:07:28,667 Chiria e scump�? 136 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:30,792 2000 euro. O buc��ic� de p�ine. 137 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:31,959 Scump� p�ine. 138 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:35,084 V� prezint pe asistenta noastr�, 139 00:07:35,251 --> 00:07:36,459 Gisele. 140 00:07:37,501 --> 00:07:38,542 Da. 141 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,167 Este brazilian�. 142 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:45,209 Planul de afaceri. 143 00:07:46,501 --> 00:07:47,709 Este veri�oara lui Neymar. 144 00:07:47,876 --> 00:07:49,792 Vom avea locuri la meciul PSG-Guingamp. 145 00:07:49,959 --> 00:07:51,167 Except�nd posteriorul, 146 00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:52,126 este competent�? 147 00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:54,459 Sigur. Altfel nu a� fi angajat-o. 148 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:56,917 Are un master �i �n economie 149 00:07:57,084 --> 00:07:59,126 la Universitatea din Guadalajara. 150 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:00,417 Master 2! 151 00:08:00,584 --> 00:08:02,334 Guadalajara nu este �n Mexic? 152 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:03,834 Astea sunt detalii. 153 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:05,209 Deci, domnilor... 154 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:09,042 declar deschis� prima 155 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:10,459 adunare extraordinar� 156 00:08:10,626 --> 00:08:13,501 a Consiliului de Administra�ie al Reubio! 157 00:08:14,751 --> 00:08:15,834 De ce extraordinar�? 158 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:20,251 Nu v� mai pune�i cu mine, este o expresie de afaceri. La munc�! 159 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,334 Deci, �i dau doi ani lui Reubio 160 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:26,792 ca s� ajung� liderul francez pe pia�a halal-bio �i cinci ani 161 00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:28,167 ca s� domine Europa. 162 00:08:28,626 --> 00:08:29,876 �i dup�... 163 00:08:31,501 --> 00:08:35,084 Indonezia e a noastr�. O pia�� de 200 de milioane de musulmani. 164 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:36,253 200 milioane? 165 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,251 Da. Dar trebuie s� ne asum�m ni�te riscuri. 166 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,209 Acum trebuie s� s�ri�i. 167 00:08:40,376 --> 00:08:42,292 Ce �n�elegi prin a s�ri? 168 00:08:42,459 --> 00:08:44,917 Ei bine, s� s�ri�i... Bong! Bong! 169 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:46,917 Bong! Bong! 170 00:08:47,084 --> 00:08:50,251 - A s�ri... a trece peste obstacole. - Alc�tuie�te ni�te propozi�ii veridice. 171 00:08:50,417 --> 00:08:53,667 Nu ne b�ga �n cea��. Vrei s� ne �ngropi �n propozi�ii? 172 00:08:54,376 --> 00:08:55,501 Ei bine... 173 00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:59,459 de fapt, totul s-a n�ruit pu�in. 174 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,084 Investitorii nu au nimic �n pantaloni. 175 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:06,542 Dar afacerea nu-i moart�. Am un pont despre o banc� greac�. 176 00:09:06,709 --> 00:09:08,834 - O banc� greac�? - Da. 177 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:10,251 Banca Papalopoulos. 178 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,834 ��i ba�i joc de noi? 179 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:14,417 La naiba, sunte�i ni�te frico�i! 180 00:09:14,584 --> 00:09:16,171 Nu se �nt�mpl� nimic, doar un mic impediment. 181 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,792 �i dac� ��i trag o palm� 182 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,792 - este tot un impediment? - Calmeaz�-te. 183 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,292 Are videotelefon, ni�te birouri demente, 184 00:09:22,459 --> 00:09:24,917 o secretar�... �i tu vrei sa ma calmez? 185 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:26,334 Nu trebuie s� ne enerv�m. 186 00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:27,834 Va trebui doar b�ga�i 187 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,584 m�na �n buzunar. Asta-i tot. 188 00:09:29,751 --> 00:09:32,167 Vreau s� v� v�d mari, b�ie�i, a la Trump. 189 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:34,751 - Da. - C�t de mari? 190 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:37,209 - Dublu, 20.000 fiecare. - Eu m� retrag. 191 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:40,542 - La fel, nu mai am �ncredere. - Eu a�tept un copil. 192 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:41,709 Am �n�eles. 193 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:44,917 �obolanii p�r�sesc nava. Frumoas� familie! 194 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,917 Ave�i o mentalitate de francezi. 195 00:09:47,084 --> 00:09:48,751 Ce vrei s� spui? 196 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:49,751 Ave�i m�nu�e! 197 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:50,917 Vrei s� vezi 198 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:51,792 m�nu�a mea? 199 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,001 - Nu, Rachid. - Acum ai v�zut-o. 200 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,376 Uit� de banca ta �i d�-mi �napoi banii mei. 201 00:09:58,376 --> 00:09:59,751 Nicio problema, Rachid. 202 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:02,417 O s� �i-i dau. �mi imaginez c� �i voi �i vre�i. 203 00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:05,334 - ��i imaginezi bine. - Eu tot a�tept un copil. 204 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,417 Asta e, c�ra�i-v�! 205 00:10:07,584 --> 00:10:10,501 - Eu am un holding de condus. - Du-te naibii! 206 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,834 - Cu cartea ta cu tot! - Ratatule! 207 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:18,834 �i Steve Jobs a avut la �nceput dificult��i. 208 00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:21,084 IPhone-ul nu a fost f�cut �n 2 zile. 209 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:23,251 Tipul a tras din greut! 210 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:33,542 - Evreii au sim�ul afacerilor? - Nu to�i. 211 00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:36,626 At�ta timp c�t ne d� banii �napoi... Este prost, nu ho�. 212 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:40,376 Ar fi trebuit s�-l ascult pe tat�l meu. F�r� afaceri �n familie. 213 00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:42,626 Rachid! 214 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:43,542 Dac� vrei s� fii 215 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,584 un adev�rat francez, trebuie s� zg�riii. 216 00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:46,792 Franceziul te bag� �n m�-ta. 217 00:10:56,876 --> 00:11:00,001 Nu mai pot, Claude. vreau s� m� �ntorc acas�. 218 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:03,917 Ajungem �n cur�nd. Peste o or� suntem �n Fran�a. 219 00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:07,209 - C�l�toriile sunt un co�mar! - Nu vommai pleca niciodat�. 220 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,126 ��i promit, draga mea. 221 00:11:09,292 --> 00:11:12,834 Ma �ntreb �n ce �ar� a fost cel mai... cel mai... 222 00:11:13,709 --> 00:11:16,501 Nu este o �ntrebare u�oar�. Nu-i u�or s�... 223 00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:20,667 Bine a�i venit la Paris, aeroportul Roissy 224 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:23,834 Charles de Gaulle. - Ce bine, suntem aca�. 225 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:28,167 Nu �nc�, trebuie s� trecem de vam�. 226 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,084 Pardon, scuza�i-m�. 227 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:34,709 Mul�umesc. Hai, hop! La Chinon! 228 00:11:35,209 --> 00:11:36,376 Ce faci? 229 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,251 Postez pe Ttweeter c� ne-am �ntors. 230 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:40,542 - O s� pierdem trenul. - Nu v� gr�bi�i, 231 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:42,501 nu mai sunt trenuri. 232 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,126 Cum adic� nu mai sunt trenuri? 233 00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:46,501 Greva feroviarilor. Va dura trei luni. 234 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:52,042 Nu mai este nicio �ndoial�, suntem �n Fran�a. Este minunat! 235 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:07,584 Uit�-te la c�mpiile alea, Marie! Acest verde, aceasta dulcea��... 236 00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:11,042 La Touraine este livada Fran�ei, gr�dina Edenului. 237 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:14,001 Insectele noastre sunt mai frumoase dec�t oribilii lor 238 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,001 - ��n�ari africani. - Totul este perfect. 239 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,292 Stop! Stop! 240 00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:19,834 Opre�te, te rog. Scuz�-m�. 241 00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:22,828 Bun� ziua, prietenele mele! 242 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,626 Ce pl�cere s� ne vedem din nou. Mi-a fost dor de voi. 243 00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:29,959 Claude, aparatul de taxat �nregistreaz�. 244 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,876 Se rote�te �i se rote�te. 245 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,334 - Haide! - Dou� minute. 246 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:36,209 Nu sim�i mirosul de b�legar? Tr�iesc din nou. 247 00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:39,709 - Mi se face foame. - Vom lua o mas� francez� bun�. 248 00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:42,292 Br�nz�, mezeluri �i un pic Chinon. 249 00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:44,501 Pentru c� ceaiul verde... 250 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:48,126 - D�-mi pateul. - Poftim, o s�-�i plac�. 251 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:51,417 Am �nceput cu �sta, este remarcabil. 252 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:52,792 Cine este? 253 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,126 Cu siguran�� fetele noastre. 254 00:12:54,292 --> 00:12:57,792 - Vor s� �tie dac� ne-am �ntors. - Nu, nu trebuie sa r�spunzi. 255 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:01,834 Ne vor bombarda cu �ntreb�ri despre aceast� c�l�torie �ngrozitoare. 256 00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:03,959 O s� le sun�m mai t�rziu. 257 00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:06,126 Trebuie s� ne revenim. 258 00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:12,584 Remarcabil� emisiunea asta despre Fran�ois 1. 259 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,751 Pasionant�. 260 00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:24,917 Ce s-a �nt�mplat, dragostea mea? 261 00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:28,459 S-a terminat, Odile. 262 00:13:28,626 --> 00:13:29,917 - Cu noi doi? - Nu, nu. 263 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,001 Cu Fran�a. Aceast� �ar� e terminat�. 264 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,167 Moart�! 265 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,876 Ai fost agresat. Un act antisemit? 266 00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:39,667 Deloc. �nt�lnirea a mers prost. Depun bilan�ul! 267 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,709 Nu e nevoie s� urli, l-ai speriat. 268 00:13:42,876 --> 00:13:44,501 Scuz�-m�, dragule. Vino. 269 00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:47,376 Scuze. Tata este furios 270 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,709 din cauza unchiului Rachid, unchiului Chao �i unchiului Charles. 271 00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:53,209 Au cucul mic. 272 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,251 Cam a�a... 273 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,667 V� intereseaz� nunchaku? 274 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,667 Dac� a� fi african, ai propune o macet�? 275 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,292 Pardon, domnule? 276 00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:11,251 De ce m-ar interesa nunchaku? 277 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,751 Poate pentru c� v� uita�i la ele. 278 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:17,292 Poate c� ai dreptate. 279 00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:21,167 O voi lua pe asta �i dou� shurikeni, te rog. 280 00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:25,834 Ce? 281 00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:28,001 Crezi c� sunt un ratat? 282 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,959 Deloc. Dar te ui�i la prea multe filme. 283 00:14:31,126 --> 00:14:33,542 �n via�a real�, este mai complicat. 284 00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:35,251 Eu cred �n tine. O s� reu�e�ti. 285 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,334 �i dac� am pleca din Fran�a? 286 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,917 �i unde s� mergem? 287 00:14:39,084 --> 00:14:40,126 La New York. 288 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:41,126 New York? 289 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:44,792 Este templul afacerilor. �i sunt �i mul�i evrei. 290 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:47,834 Prefer Israelul, Acolo sunt �i mai mul�i evrei. 291 00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:50,251 - Ai fi dispus� s� pleci? - Sigur. 292 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:53,167 Dar mai am trei ani p�n� �mi termin convertirea. 293 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,251 Nu pot s� a�tept trei ani. Nu. 294 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:59,084 Atunci s� mergem. O voi termina acolo, e �i mai bine. 295 00:14:59,251 --> 00:15:02,251 Hevenu Shalom Alechem (v-am adus pacea)... 296 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,792 Hevenu Shalom Alechem 297 00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,251 Hevenu Shalom... 298 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:10,001 Ce dor mi-a fost de tine. Mi-ai lipsit. 299 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,501 Deci, cum a fost vacan�a? 300 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:13,626 P�rin�ii lui Rachid au fost �nc�nta�i 301 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,501 - s� v� vad�. - �i noi, draga mea. 302 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,917 Ne-am distrat de minune. 303 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,417 �i? 304 00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:20,667 �i? 305 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:21,834 Nu-mi poveste�ti? 306 00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,626 Duminic�, cu toata familia. 307 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:27,251 Avem at�t de multe de povestit dup� aceste c�l�torii. 308 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,459 Eu plec. Am un proces la ora 16.00 la Bobigny. 309 00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:34,042 Un caz de h�r�uire sexual�. Tocmai acum �i-au g�sit. 310 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:37,001 - Porcii cad ca mu�tele. - Cu at�t mai bine. 311 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:40,376 - La revedere, draga mea. - La revedere. Tata este pe aici? 312 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,709 - Vreau s�-l �mbr��i�ez. - Nu, nu este aici. 313 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,084 Azi e ziua cea mare. 314 00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:46,459 Semneaz� v�nzarea ac�iunilor lui asociatului s�u. 315 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:50,334 Tata s-a retras? O s� fie cam ciudat. Nu �i-e team�? 316 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:51,917 Ba da. 317 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,959 Vreau s� v� spun c� am fost m�ndru 318 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,501 s� lucrez cu voi. 319 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:57,959 Chiar �i cu tine, Jean-Pierre. 320 00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:00,417 �n ceea ce te prive�te, Guy, 321 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,959 partenerul meu fidel, 322 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:06,292 m� bazez pe tine c� vei conduce firma p�n� �n secolul al 22-lea. 323 00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:08,417 Mul�umesc. 324 00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:11,042 Nu-�i este fric� de pensionare? 325 00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:15,126 Nu. De abia a�tept s� m� bucur de via�� mpreun� cu familia mea. 326 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:17,876 �i mai presus de orice, s� m� dedic spre marii mele pasiuni, 327 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,542 istoria Fran�ei �i a regiunii Touraine. 328 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:23,084 O s� fac o biografie 329 00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,376 al lui Alfred Tonnell�, marele poet, 330 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,292 care a murit la 26 de ani de tifoid�. 331 00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,209 �tiai c� era din Touraine? 332 00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:30,584 Nu, nu �tiam. 333 00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:33,417 Nici m�car nu �tiam cine este Alfred Tonnell�. 334 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:36,292 - Z�u? Ar trebui s� cite�ti din nou istoria, b�iatul meu. 335 00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:39,042 El este o mare figura a pireneismului. 336 00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:40,709 Nici pireneismul 337 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,417 nu-�i spune nimic? 338 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:43,834 - Nu. - Ei bine... 339 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,917 de asta este nevoie de biografia mea. 340 00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:49,917 Apari�ia sa va fi ca un tunet teribil pentru edituri. 341 00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,542 Pentru Tonnell� �i poezie! 342 00:17:00,459 --> 00:17:02,376 Frumos cec, domnule Verneuil! 343 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:06,417 - Ai cu ce s� tr�ie�ti 30 de ani. - �sta s� fie tot r�ul pe care mi-l doresc. 344 00:17:06,584 --> 00:17:08,376 Ies �i ei eu la pensie. 345 00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:11,084 Formidabil. Dar cine te va �nlocui, Bouvier? 346 00:17:11,251 --> 00:17:12,417 Nu s-a decis �nc� nimic. 347 00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:15,292 Se vorbe�te despre o relocalizare la Saumur. 348 00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:17,417 Asta este problema 349 00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:21,501 ora�elor mici cum este Chinon. �n afara de turism, nu exist� nimic. 350 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:26,084 Oamenii pleac�. Mai ales tinerii. Uzina Avilex se va �nchide �n cur�nd. 351 00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:27,251 Avilex? 352 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:28,501 Ce trist! 353 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,292 Aceasta este ultima mare fabric� a aglomer�rii urbane. 354 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:33,251 Totul se duce de r�p�, nu? 355 00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,334 Ce le spunem �n privin�a c�l�toriilor? 356 00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:41,042 Nu vreau s� le r�nesc sentimentele. 357 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:42,251 Las�-m� pe mine. 358 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:46,001 F�r� derapaje. Cuv�ntul de ordine:corectitudine politic�. 359 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,209 Bine�n�eles. 360 00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,334 Sosirea pe aeroportul din Tel Aviv 361 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,542 a fost ceva de neuitat! 362 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:54,626 Patru ore de perchezi�ie corporal�. Am crezut c� voi fi circumcis. 363 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:55,792 - Claude... - Nu, 364 00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,417 glumesc. Eu... 365 00:17:57,584 --> 00:17:58,751 Te �ochez, David? 366 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,834 Nu. M-am obi�nuit deja, Claude. 367 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,001 Pe de alt� parte, 368 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,917 �i nu glumesc, �ara este tensionat�. 369 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:07,084 Cum adic� tensionat�? 370 00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:09,667 Exista tensiuni �n regiune. 371 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,042 Nu �tiai? 372 00:18:11,209 --> 00:18:12,459 Mi-a placut �ara asta. 373 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,501 Biserica Na�terii Domnului, o minune! 374 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,667 Doar c� este �n Cisiordania. 375 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,917 Nu-i �n Israel? 376 00:18:18,084 --> 00:18:18,917 Nu. 377 00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,667 Este �n Palestina. 378 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,084 Ai o problem�, David? 379 00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:24,667 Te deranjeaz� �Palestina"? 380 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,709 Nu, deloc. Am zis Cisiordania. 381 00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:30,251 Adic� �ase Iordanii! 382 00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:31,417 Vede�i? E evident c� sunt tensiuni 383 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,542 Tensiuni? 384 00:18:32,626 --> 00:18:34,209 �i Zidul pl�ngerii? 385 00:18:34,376 --> 00:18:37,417 Noi nu suntem genul care se lamenteaz�. dar �n ziua aceea era 386 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,042 o c�ldur� infernal�. 387 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:40,876 Zidul este ca un ecran. Un cuptor. 388 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:45,167 Am preferat s� �not�m �n Marea Moarta. Am vrut s� m� r�coresc. 389 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:49,334 S� te r�core�ti este un eufemism. Era mai mult� sare dec�t ap�. 390 00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:51,667 Mama voastr� s-a decojit ca pe un castravete. 391 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,084 Scuze pentru figura de stil. 392 00:18:53,251 --> 00:18:55,959 Da. Dar este adev�rat c� ai transpirat. 393 00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:58,167 Am transpirat �ngrozitor. 394 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:02,042 - �i Algeria? - Mi-a pl�cut mult. 395 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,626 Alger este un ora� frumos. 396 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,459 - Da. - Mul�umesc, Marie. 397 00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:08,001 Este exotic, nu? 398 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,626 Nu-i nevoie s� mergi at�t de departe. Un tur �n Barbes 399 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:13,042 este kif-kif (la fel), cum se spune la voi. 400 00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:16,417 Era o glum�, Rachid. 401 00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:18,042 Inofensiv�. 402 00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:19,251 - Bine�n�eles. - Tat�, 403 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,376 dac� ar fi fost o glum�, am fi r�s. 404 00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,834 Pe mine m-a f�cut s� r�d. 405 00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,209 Nu mai suport 406 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:26,167 corectitudinea politic�. 407 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:30,959 Noi nu suntem invada�i de turismul �n masa ca Tunisia sau Marocul. 408 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,376 - Am r�mas autentici. - A�a este. 409 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,376 La catedrala din Alger, eram singuri. 410 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,001 M� surprinzi! 411 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,167 �n afara de catedral�, 412 00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:43,917 ce a�i mai v�zut? 413 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,501 Corni�ele erau magnifice! 414 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,251 Acele cl�diri tip Haussmann 415 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:48,542 cu vedere la mare... 416 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,834 Deci nu au azv�rlit totul dup� colonizare. 417 00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,126 �n materie de arhitectur�. 418 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,084 P�rin�ii t�i ne-au invitat la cin�. 419 00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:59,501 Trebuie s� spun c� ne-au primit ca pe ni�te regi. 420 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,792 Putem spune c� algerienii 421 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,626 au sim�ul ospitalit��ii. 422 00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:05,251 Nu to�i. 423 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,292 Ne-am intersectat cu ni�te b�rbo�i 424 00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:09,626 care nu p�reau prea primitori. 425 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,167 Te asigur Rachid, c� turismul de masa 426 00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,001 nu se va �nt�mpla prea cur�nd �n Algeria. 427 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,376 - �i China? - China, Chao? 428 00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,542 De unde s� �ncep? 429 00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:25,917 - Sunt at�t de multe de spus, nu-i a�a? - China? 430 00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:28,042 Foarte surprinz�toare! 431 00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:30,959 Este... un adev�rat �oc multi-senzorial. 432 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,459 Cum am ajuns la Beijing, 433 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:35,584 am dat peste poluare �i oameni care te scuip�... 434 00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:36,834 V-au scuipat? 435 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,167 Pe pantofi. 436 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:39,792 Tipul nu a f�cut asta inten�ionat. 437 00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:42,376 El vizase trotuarul. Dar a fost nepl�cut. 438 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,126 Altfel, v-a pl�cut? 439 00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:45,667 - Da! - Mult. 440 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:48,334 �n afara de taxiuri, unde miroase foarte tare a usturoi. 441 00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:50,626 Ca s� alunge spiritele rele. 442 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,959 Mai degrab� clientul... Trebuie s� ai un stomac foarte rezident. 443 00:20:55,126 --> 00:20:56,626 �i degetele de la picioare solide. 444 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:58,792 E�ti c�lcat pe picioare din cauza lumii. 445 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,001 Sunt peste un miliard, este ceva opresiv. 446 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,417 Nu-i a�a, Chao? 447 00:21:02,584 --> 00:21:05,042 - Nu-i a�a c� umorul lui Claude este nostim? - Da, da. 448 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,542 Marie s-a �mbolnavit 449 00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,209 �n timpul vizitei �n Ora�ul Interzis. 450 00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:11,876 Un gastronterit� viral�, nu am mai v�zut nimic. 451 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,042 Este din vina 452 00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:14,084 larvelor. 453 00:21:14,126 --> 00:21:15,334 - Larve? - Larvele 454 00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:16,667 din pia�a Wangfujing. 455 00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,542 Au insistat s� le gust. 456 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,501 Asta-i pia�a atrocit��ilor. 457 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,792 Nici toba nu este mai bun�. 458 00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,167 Ba da, e mai bun�. 459 00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:28,417 Din fericire, m-au scutit de ou�le vechi de o sut� de ani. Un miros... 460 00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:32,209 - Scuipatul, ou� vechi de o sut� de ani, �nseamn� China dinainte. 461 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:35,459 Poate, dar �nc� exista, am v�zut-o. 462 00:21:38,459 --> 00:21:40,459 Mie mi-a pl�cut, Charles. 463 00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:42,626 De abia a�tept s� m� �ntorc acolo. 464 00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:45,417 Nu chiar acum, dar din c�nd �n c�nd. 465 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:49,834 Da, nu trebuie s� ne gr�bim. Abidjan este epuizant. 466 00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:51,417 Am dormit prost. 467 00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:52,334 Din cauza petrecerii. 468 00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:53,518 A�i petrecut? 469 00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,001 Nu noi, ivorienii. 470 00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,167 Ce ivorieni? 471 00:21:56,209 --> 00:21:57,209 To�i ivorienii. 472 00:21:57,376 --> 00:21:59,209 Ce-i cu cli�eele astea, tat�? 473 00:21:59,376 --> 00:22:02,709 - Am exagerat inten�ionat, sunt �i unii care dorm. 474 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,001 Dar c�nd e vorba de nouba (petrecere), sunt geniali. 475 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,167 Cu tat�l meu a fost bine? 476 00:22:07,334 --> 00:22:11,084 Foarte bine, s-a purtat ca de obicei. Nu mi-a vorbit trei zile. 477 00:22:11,251 --> 00:22:13,751 Miroase bine. Ce este? 478 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,042 Nu cunosc acest fel de m�ncare. Este orez? 479 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,626 Unchiul mi-a cerut sa fac asta. 480 00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:21,876 �n mod normal, orezul trebuia s� �nso�easc� 481 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:23,459 jambonul. 482 00:22:23,626 --> 00:22:26,876 Nu vom discuta tot� s�pt�m�na despre jambon, nu? 483 00:22:27,042 --> 00:22:29,501 Vom discuta c�t este nevoie. 484 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:33,709 M� duc s� s� cump�r machwakon cu melci kedj�nou. E bun. 485 00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:34,917 Stai acolo. 486 00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:36,792 �i taci. 487 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,001 Servi�i. 488 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:41,501 Dar apoi totul s-a aranjat. 489 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:44,459 Doar c� mama voastr� s-a �mboln�vit din nou. 490 00:22:44,626 --> 00:22:46,001 A fost ceva nea�teptat. 491 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,751 Nu-i de glum� cu bacteriile africane. 492 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,709 Sunt foarte virulente. 493 00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:52,584 Sunte�i �n via��, asta-i esen�ial. 494 00:22:52,751 --> 00:22:54,501 Da, este un adevarat miracol. 495 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:55,459 Ei bine, drag�, 496 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:57,792 trebuie s� ne vedem de drum. 497 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,417 Tabloul �ste e nou! 498 00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:02,459 Pare un vampir. 499 00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:05,001 Sunt eu, este un autoportret. 500 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:06,917 Da... e dr�gu�. 501 00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:08,876 - E dr�gu�. - Foarte frumos. 502 00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:19,459 - De ce te treze�ti a�a de devreme? - Vreau s� scriu. 503 00:23:19,626 --> 00:23:22,334 Un scriitor trebuie s� aib� o disciplin� spartan�. 504 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,876 Merit� sacrificiul s� ie�i la pensie. 505 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,292 Ce este �inuta asta grotesc�? 506 00:23:27,459 --> 00:23:30,126 Este pijamaua mea chinezeasc� pe care am cump�rat-o la Beijing. 507 00:23:31,084 --> 00:23:32,501 Ce zi frumoas�! 508 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:36,001 Haide, Clovis, du-te s� faci pipi! �i s� nu te �ntorci p�n� la ora 11.00. 509 00:23:43,292 --> 00:23:44,959 Acum �ntre noi doi, Alfred. 510 00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:49,084 Capitolul... 511 00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:50,417 unu... 512 00:24:02,834 --> 00:24:04,167 Bine a�i venit �n Israel. 513 00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:09,042 - Dle avocat! - Ce este? 514 00:24:09,209 --> 00:24:10,792 Este o femeie �n biroul dvs. 515 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:12,459 - cu... - Cu? 516 00:24:12,626 --> 00:24:13,834 �ti�i, cu o... 517 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:18,501 Doamn� Zitouni, 518 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:22,084 v-am spus, nu m� mai ocup de cazurile cu burqa. 519 00:24:22,251 --> 00:24:23,291 Nu sunt doamna Zitouni. 520 00:24:23,417 --> 00:24:24,417 Cine sunte�i? 521 00:24:24,501 --> 00:24:27,334 Doamna Belhadj. Dna Zitouni mi-a spus de dvs. 522 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,667 �Nu vorbesc ebraica�. Pentru o doamn�: 523 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:32,542 �Ani lo medaberet ivrit". 524 00:24:34,626 --> 00:24:35,626 �i pentru un b�rbat: 525 00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:42,292 "Nu �n�eleg". Pentru o femeie: 526 00:24:42,459 --> 00:24:44,709 �Ani lo mevina". 527 00:24:46,626 --> 00:24:47,626 �i pentru un b�rbat: 528 00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:53,376 - Ce spune�i... - Este foarte greu. 529 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:56,876 - Nu �n�eleg nimic. - Ai spus c� vorbe�ti pu�in ebraica. 530 00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:59,667 Ebraica antic�, hieroglifele, chestii dintr-astea. 531 00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:03,626 David, vorbesc serios. Facem Aliyah, nu mergem la Club Med. 532 00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:06,542 - �Ma ata omer�. - Ma ata omer. 533 00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:08,084 Mama ta... 534 00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:16,834 Charles Kofi. Am venit pentru probe. 535 00:25:17,001 --> 00:25:18,667 Stai jos, o s� te chem�m. 536 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,876 Pentru ce rol? 537 00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:22,334 Fratele meu, nu te mai obosi. 538 00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:24,334 Este un dresor de c�ini de la Leader Price. 539 00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:27,417 C�nd �ncepe s� se deruleze genericul, 540 00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:30,709 un alb te omoar�. Pentru tine, filmul s-a terminat. 541 00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:32,292 Vino �i stai jos. 542 00:25:34,959 --> 00:25:37,542 Blestemata de febr� tifoid�! 543 00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:42,459 �i-am f�cut o tart� cu prune. 544 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:45,417 Am cerut s� nu fiu deranjat. 545 00:25:45,584 --> 00:25:47,376 Nu trebuie s� �ntrerupi un scriitor. 546 00:25:47,542 --> 00:25:50,334 - �i-am pus-o aici �i te mai deranjez. - Nu mi-e foame. 547 00:25:50,501 --> 00:25:52,334 Spor la treab�, micu�ul meu Balzac. 548 00:26:11,251 --> 00:26:13,084 Hei, chinezule, d�-mi bi�tarii! 549 00:26:13,251 --> 00:26:15,792 - E�ti paranoic! - Sunte�i penibili! Noi, chinezii, 550 00:26:15,959 --> 00:26:19,417 suntem ataca�i pentru c� se presupune c� am avea bani la noi. 551 00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:22,209 Dovada, ai bani la tine, 20 de euro. 552 00:26:22,376 --> 00:26:23,376 �i tu e�ti o penset�. 553 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,501 Sunte�i prea pro�ti. 554 00:26:27,501 --> 00:26:28,501 Haide�i! 555 00:26:30,584 --> 00:26:34,126 - Ai vrut s� ne vezi? - Da. Lua�i loc, domnilor. 556 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:35,751 Ei bine... 557 00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:37,542 Am vrut s�-mi pl�tesc datoriile 558 00:26:37,709 --> 00:26:40,667 �nainte s� plec definitiv �n Israel. 559 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:42,001 �n Israel? 560 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,334 Nu... Vorbe�ti serios? 561 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:46,501 Nu mai pot s� stau �n Fran�a. Aici nu sunt dec�t tr�ntori �i invidio�i. 562 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:49,667 �i ce vei face acolo? O s� vinzi halal evreilor? 563 00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:52,334 Nu. Asta-i de domeniul trecutul, Reubio. 564 00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:54,209 Mi-a venit o idee. 565 00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:55,376 - Da. - O idee? 566 00:26:55,501 --> 00:26:58,376 O idee! Nu vreau s� vorbesc despre ea acum. 567 00:26:58,542 --> 00:26:59,876 Atunci d�-ne un cec �n schimb. 568 00:27:00,042 --> 00:27:02,542 - Da. - Poftim. Du-te. Socotelile corecte 569 00:27:02,709 --> 00:27:04,834 ��i aduc cumna�i buni. 570 00:27:09,334 --> 00:27:11,209 Ce-i asta? Unde-i cecul? 571 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:14,084 Cecul urmeaz�. 572 00:27:14,251 --> 00:27:15,917 Asta este o recunoa�tere 573 00:27:16,084 --> 00:27:16,751 a datoriilor. 574 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:19,667 Ne paseaz� h�rtia lui de rahat �i apoi se refugiaz� 575 00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:21,251 �n Israel. Cu care nu avem acorduri 576 00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:22,251 de extr�dare. 577 00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:24,126 Ce extr�dare? 578 00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:28,417 Eu nu fug, o sa tr�iesc acolo cu familia �i cu copiii mei. 579 00:27:28,584 --> 00:27:32,042 Este un document oficial. "Eu, subsemnatul, David Benichou..." 580 00:27:32,209 --> 00:27:34,042 �i Madoff (broker evreu falit) semnase. 581 00:27:34,209 --> 00:27:36,917 Hei! Sunt eu, David, 582 00:27:37,084 --> 00:27:38,251 cumnatul t�u. 583 00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:39,626 Nu-mi fur familia. 584 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,292 Madoff �i-a furat familia. 585 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,209 A�i devenit antisemi�i. 586 00:27:43,376 --> 00:27:46,501 O lu�m de la cap�t, �antajul cu antisemitismul. 587 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,042 Bun� seara! V� ascult, domnilor. 588 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,459 - O Cola. - Cola. 589 00:27:50,626 --> 00:27:51,417 O bere. 590 00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:52,584 Un pastis. 591 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:54,834 2 Cola, 1 bere �i un galben mic, 592 00:27:55,001 --> 00:27:56,542 pentru domnul. 593 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:57,501 �i se pare amuzant? 594 00:27:57,667 --> 00:27:58,709 - Pardon? - Ai spus 595 00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:01,251 �Un galben mic�, cu un z�mbet mic. 596 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,792 - Deloc. - Ba da, ai f�cut asta inten�ionat. 597 00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:06,209 De ce nu ai spus pastis? 598 00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:08,084 �ti�i ceva... nu am timp. 599 00:28:08,376 --> 00:28:09,959 A�i v�zut? 600 00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:11,792 O s� fac pl�ngere la CRAAF. 601 00:28:11,959 --> 00:28:14,209 - Ce-i asta? - Consiliul reprezentativ 602 00:28:14,376 --> 00:28:16,209 al asocia�iilor asiatice din Fran�a. 603 00:28:16,376 --> 00:28:19,084 - CRAAF sun� ur�t. Parc� e vorba de h�rtie kraft. 604 00:28:19,251 --> 00:28:20,709 Am CRAAF, doctore? 605 00:28:22,376 --> 00:28:24,501 Nu-i mai bun dec�t CRIF sau GRAN. 606 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,417 - CRAN? - Consiliul reprezentativ 607 00:28:26,584 --> 00:28:28,292 al asocia�iilor negrilor din Fran?a. 608 00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:29,459 Uau! 609 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:30,626 CRAN (cran d'arr�t=briceag)? E fierbinte. 610 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,542 Sun� a �briceag�. Voi, negrii, sunte�i irascibili? 611 00:28:34,709 --> 00:28:36,251 �i voi, arabii, cum sunte�i? 612 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:39,376 Nu mai �tiu. Doar c� niciodata nu puteau fi de acord. 613 00:28:42,376 --> 00:28:45,251 - Ai putea p�r�si Fran�a? - Nu �tiu. 614 00:28:45,417 --> 00:28:48,959 Sunt ata�at de �ara mea, dar pentru arabi situa�ia este �ncordat�. 615 00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:52,126 Dac� �mi pun o geac�, sunt v�ut ca un kamikaze. 616 00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:54,126 Las�-�i geaca deschis�. 617 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:58,792 Asta fac. �i de aceea iarna mi se congeleaz� boa�ele. 618 00:29:00,834 --> 00:29:03,417 La naiba, �ncepeploaia! 619 00:29:06,542 --> 00:29:09,001 Ce vreme afurisit� este �n �ara asta! 620 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,334 La Tel Aviv sunt 27 de grade. 621 00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:17,084 Nu? 622 00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:20,126 - L-au pus pe Torreton �n rolul lui Othello. - �i ce? 623 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,959 Othello este negru. Torreton este alb. 624 00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:25,251 Cum fac? �l vopsesc pe fa��? 625 00:29:25,417 --> 00:29:29,167 Nu �tiu cine este Othello. Nu �tiu cine este Torreton. 626 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:30,626 Torreton... 627 00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:33,292 Pentru tine este umbrela �Torreton� pentru c�...? 628 00:29:38,584 --> 00:29:41,042 - �n China? - Da. Am un CV excelent. 629 00:29:41,209 --> 00:29:44,459 Vorbesc franceza, engleza, chineza. Voi g�si o slujb� 630 00:29:44,626 --> 00:29:46,084 - �ntr-o banc�... - Opre�te-te! 631 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:48,417 - Nu am terminat. - Opre�te-te. S� plec�m. 632 00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:51,001 Aici, crea�ia mea este �n�bu�it�. 633 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:54,917 M� simt secat�, liofilizat�. Acolo, ei �n�eleg arta mea. 634 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:08,876 Vreau s� fi�i �n siguran��. 635 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:10,792 S� nu v� mai fie niciodat� fric�. 636 00:30:18,792 --> 00:30:22,501 Aleg suma ofrandei mele. Asta este. 637 00:30:23,876 --> 00:30:25,542 Marie! Ce mai faci? 638 00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:28,292 - Foarte bine, p�rinte. Mul�umesc. - �i familia? 639 00:30:29,417 --> 00:30:30,917 Sunt o bunic� �mplinit�. 640 00:30:31,084 --> 00:30:34,001 Acest amestec, aceste culori... sunt ca mierea. 641 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:38,042 Ve�i putea testa aceasta ma�in� pe care mi-a trimis-o dioceza. 642 00:30:38,209 --> 00:30:39,001 Da�i-mi CB-ul dvs. (Carte Bleu) 643 00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:43,084 - Este pentru chet�? - Sigur. V� percep 10 euro. 644 00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:45,459 Va fi un avans. Este f�r� contact? 645 00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,709 - Marie! Ce mai a�tepta�i? - Eu... 646 00:30:47,876 --> 00:30:50,042 Trebuie s� tr�im �n pas cu timpurile. 647 00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:53,834 Ce este? 648 00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:56,751 A�i v�zut-o pe Fecioara? Nu, nu v� face�i griji, 649 00:30:56,917 --> 00:30:58,626 el este Arash, refugiatul nostru afgan, 650 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:00,042 care a fugit de talibani. 651 00:31:00,209 --> 00:31:01,626 I s-a alocat 652 00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:03,917 o locuin�� social�, dar nu este �nc� reparat�. 653 00:31:04,084 --> 00:31:05,626 A�a c� doarme aici, �n frig. 654 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,376 - S�rmanul! - A�a c�... 655 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:09,959 a�i putea s�-l ad�posti�i �n casa voastr� mare? 656 00:31:10,126 --> 00:31:11,876 - Poftim? - O lun�, nu mai mult. 657 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,084 O s� vede�i, este foarte amabil. 658 00:31:14,251 --> 00:31:16,376 - Da, a�a pare. - Poate s� v� fac� ni�te treburi, 659 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,959 ceva gr�din�rit, asta �l va �ine ocupat. Nu-i a�a, Arash? 660 00:31:19,126 --> 00:31:19,917 Gr�din�rit. 661 00:31:20,084 --> 00:31:21,959 - Nu, eu, profesor. - Da! 662 00:31:22,126 --> 00:31:24,376 Desigur, profesor. 663 00:31:30,001 --> 00:31:32,376 Ce-i cu tipul �sta? 664 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:36,292 El este Arash. Un taliban pe care preotul ne cere s�-l g�zduim. 665 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,376 - Un taliban? - Nu, nu taliban. 666 00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:40,209 Eu fug din talibani. 667 00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:43,209 Scuz�-m�. Nu-i chiar acela�i lucru. 668 00:31:43,376 --> 00:31:44,167 Rezultatul 669 00:31:44,334 --> 00:31:47,626 va fi acela�i. Adic� nu. De ce nu-l g�zduie�te preotul? 670 00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:49,417 De ce a c�zut pe capul nostru? 671 00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:52,626 - Eo problem�, doamn�? - Nu, nicio problem�, Arash. 672 00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:56,542 �l vom g�zdui �n coliba din spatele gradinii. Nu ne va deranja. 673 00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,626 Acum am treab�! 674 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:01,209 �tiu asta. 675 00:32:06,501 --> 00:32:07,959 Frumoas� cas�. 676 00:32:10,959 --> 00:32:12,167 - Pentru noi! - Pentru noi! 677 00:32:13,251 --> 00:32:14,959 E trist s� ciocne�ti cu ap�. 678 00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:17,167 Ei bine... 679 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:21,417 De fapt, mi s-a oferit un post �n Bombay. 680 00:32:21,584 --> 00:32:25,709 �n India? Nu voi supravie�ui. Acolo e mai multa violen�� dec�t �n Africa. 681 00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:29,376 Este o ocazie unic� pentru mine. 682 00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:30,792 �i cariera mea? 683 00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:32,584 Glumeam. Am refuzat. 684 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,334 Nu vreau s�-�i impun a�a ceva. 685 00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:36,709 Ai vazut? 45 de euro 686 00:32:36,876 --> 00:32:39,876 paharul de �ampanie. Din fericire e�ti �ns�rcinat�. 687 00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:47,167 - �i dac� a fost un taliban? - Cine? 688 00:32:47,751 --> 00:32:48,834 Arash. 689 00:32:49,709 --> 00:32:51,542 Am citit un articol interesant 690 00:32:51,709 --> 00:32:55,459 despre terori�tii care preind c� sunt refugia�i. 691 00:32:55,626 --> 00:32:57,834 - Arash era profesor. - Ai dovezi? 692 00:32:58,001 --> 00:33:00,876 Ai luat leg�tura cu rectoratul din Kabul? 693 00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:03,542 Nu te mai g�ndi la �ntotdeauna la r�u. 694 00:33:03,709 --> 00:33:06,084 Mie mi se pare simpatic acest Arash. 695 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:08,917 �i las�-m� �n pace pentru sunt pe Twitter. 696 00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:11,376 Sunt pe ceva... 697 00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:20,959 Haide Clovis, la pipi! �i s� nu te �ntorci p�n� desear�. 698 00:33:52,376 --> 00:33:53,542 Draga mea! 699 00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:56,709 Draga mea! L-am surprins pe tipul nostru. 700 00:33:56,876 --> 00:33:58,917 - Ce tip? - Arash, din caban�. 701 00:33:59,084 --> 00:34:01,417 Se ruga �i tot tac�mul. 702 00:34:01,584 --> 00:34:03,834 A�a se roag� musulmanii. 703 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:05,084 �tiu. 704 00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:09,334 Ar�ta foarte preocupat, de parc� avea o misiune de �ndeplinit. 705 00:34:09,501 --> 00:34:13,834 Du-te la un psiholog pentru c� se pare c� �i-ai cam pierdut busola. 706 00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:16,001 �i scoate pijamaua asta. Am impresia 707 00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:18,209 c� dorm cu Mao. 708 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:20,751 Mi-e somn. 709 00:34:23,292 --> 00:34:24,417 Dle avocat! Dle avocat! 710 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:28,084 - Ce este Karine, iar? - Domnul Martineau a cerut o programare. 711 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:31,376 Martineau? E�ti sigur�? 712 00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:34,001 Martineau, da. Vine �n jurul orei 16.00. 713 00:34:34,626 --> 00:34:35,959 Martineau� 714 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,917 Sunt mort. Am lucrat la ebraica mea toat� noaptea. 715 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,542 - Z�u? - Sunt preg�tit. 716 00:34:47,709 --> 00:34:50,334 Pot s� �in un discurs �i �n fa�a Knessetului. 717 00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:57,584 Po�i s�-mi repe�i rar 718 00:34:57,751 --> 00:35:00,084 �i clar, te rog? 719 00:35:03,126 --> 00:35:04,376 Faci ni�te fraze 720 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:06,709 super complicate ca s�-mi �ntinzi o capcan�. 721 00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:08,667 "Du-te s� iei p�ine" este complicat�? 722 00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:11,459 Asta este. Am �n�eles. "Du-te s� iei p�ine". 723 00:35:11,626 --> 00:35:13,709 E u�or. 724 00:35:13,876 --> 00:35:15,792 �i nici m�car n-am �nceput. 725 00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:20,751 A sosit dl Martineau. Poate s� intre? 726 00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:23,417 Sigur, Karine. S� intre. 727 00:35:32,376 --> 00:35:34,334 Lua�i loc, v� rog. 728 00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:38,751 - V� ascult. - So�ia mea 729 00:35:38,917 --> 00:35:43,001 a fost expulzat� de la Aquaboulevard pentru c� s-a sc�ldat �n burkini. 730 00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:44,876 Vreau s� depun o pl�ngere. 731 00:35:47,334 --> 00:35:50,501 Ne lipsesc ni�te piese la dosar. 732 00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:52,751 Scuza�i-m�. 733 00:35:54,209 --> 00:35:55,376 Trebui s� vorbesc cu tine. 734 00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:59,459 M� sufoc. �apte ani de studii ca s� vorbesc despre c�rpe cu ni�te �napoia�i mintali. 735 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,417 �i eu, m-am s�turat de �ara asta. 736 00:36:02,584 --> 00:36:05,542 Trebuie s� muncesc de o sut� de ori mai mult dec�t b�rba�ii. 737 00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:07,667 - Atunci hai s-o �tergem de aici. - Serios? 738 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,001 - Unde? - �n Algeria, 739 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:13,042 dar pentru tine s-ar putea s� nu fie prea u�or. 740 00:36:13,209 --> 00:36:14,834 Da, nu este u�or. 741 00:36:15,001 --> 00:36:16,959 Spuneai c� m� vei urma oriunde. 742 00:36:17,126 --> 00:36:19,751 - A trebuit s� spun, era noaptea nun�ii. - Ce? 743 00:36:19,917 --> 00:36:21,126 Nu g�ndeai a�a? 744 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:24,667 Ba da, dar totu�i e vorba de Algeria. 745 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,084 Lucrurile se schimb�. 746 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:30,251 �n toat� �ara s-a instalat gustul unei vie�i dulci. 747 00:36:30,417 --> 00:36:32,709 Cei de la ora� o numesc �la dolce vita algerian�". 748 00:36:32,876 --> 00:36:35,417 Dolce vita algeriana. Nu exagerezi? 749 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:38,042 - Exist� chiar �i mi�c�ri feministe. - �n Algeria? 750 00:36:38,209 --> 00:36:41,584 Ai fi mai util� acolo ca s� aperi femeile. 751 00:36:41,751 --> 00:36:43,167 Aici, totul este deja rezolvat. 752 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,292 Sper c� glume�ti. 753 00:36:45,459 --> 00:36:48,709 Exist� o cerere uria�� de avoca�i, �n special avocate. 754 00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:50,417 Vorbesc serios, Isabelle. 755 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:53,751 Nu le ap�r� nimeni pe femeile algeriene. 756 00:36:53,917 --> 00:36:56,667 Ai auzit de revolu�ia bikinilor? 757 00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:59,542 Revolu�ia bikinilor? 758 00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:13,917 Ce mai este? 759 00:37:15,709 --> 00:37:19,584 Am vorbit cu copiii. Vin to�i pentru weekendul de Pa�te. 760 00:37:19,751 --> 00:37:22,834 - To�i? - Da. Dar, Claude, f� un efort. 761 00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:26,126 Pentru mine este important s�-mi v�d nepo�ii. 762 00:37:26,292 --> 00:37:27,084 �i pentru mine. 763 00:37:27,251 --> 00:37:30,001 Dar am nevoie de lini�te pentru aceast� biografie. 764 00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:31,667 Este o lucrare titanic�. 765 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,834 Ce este... 766 00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:38,209 Motorul la tuns iarb� �nc�lzit, 767 00:37:38,376 --> 00:37:41,334 - S-a dus naibii ma�ina de tuns. - S�rmanul... 768 00:37:41,917 --> 00:37:43,917 - Nimic? - Nimic. 769 00:37:44,084 --> 00:37:45,209 Pia�a este calm�. 770 00:37:45,376 --> 00:37:46,667 �i rolul dealerului? 771 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,959 L-au dat unui arab. Eu m� bat pentru tine. 772 00:37:50,126 --> 00:37:53,667 M-a contactat o companie de amatori. Le-am spus nu. 773 00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:56,417 (Muzic� indian� Bollywood) 774 00:38:00,459 --> 00:38:03,042 Le-ai spus p�rin�ilor t�i c� plec�m �n Israel? 775 00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:07,376 O s�-i anun��m to�i �mpreun�, ca un fel de r�zboi fulger. 776 00:38:09,292 --> 00:38:12,001 Va fi un weekend extraordinar. 777 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:16,709 Din fericire, Laure �i Charles r�m�n aici. �i-i imaginezi pe p�rin�ii t�i? 778 00:38:17,376 --> 00:38:20,584 Au fost deja vaccina�i cu nun�ile noastre. 779 00:38:20,751 --> 00:38:22,959 Este doar un vaccin de imunizare. 780 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,917 Unu, doi, trei, tr�iasc� Algeria! 781 00:38:26,084 --> 00:38:29,251 One, two, three, tr�iasc� Algeria! 782 00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:33,126 La Bollywood se fac o mie de filme pe an, de dou� ori mai multe ca la Hollywood. 783 00:38:33,292 --> 00:38:35,667 �i niciun negru. Concuren�� zero. 784 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:38,584 - Poate c� e un motiv pentru asta. - Care? 785 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:41,792 - �n India nu sunt negrie. - Cu mine, va fi unul. 786 00:38:41,959 --> 00:38:45,959 Noi trebuie s� ne impunem, s� ne lu�m destinul �n m�ini. 787 00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:47,542 �i cum o s� te impui? 788 00:38:48,834 --> 00:38:51,876 - Gandhi a spus: "Via�a este un mister care trebuie rezolvat, 789 00:38:52,042 --> 00:38:53,876 �i nu o problem� care trebuie rezolvat�. 790 00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:55,959 Uite, dragii mei, 791 00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:58,334 - am sosit! - La bunica? 792 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:01,042 Cine-i �sta? 793 00:39:05,334 --> 00:39:07,334 La naiba! 794 00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:09,876 - Ce-i cu psihoptaul �sta? - Mi-e fric�! 795 00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:16,459 Ce faci? Nu, nu, nu! 796 00:39:16,626 --> 00:39:19,042 Nu, nu, nu! 797 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:27,167 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 798 00:39:27,334 --> 00:39:29,084 Chinezul agresat pe mine,doamn�! 799 00:39:29,251 --> 00:39:32,084 Chao, de ce l-ai agresat pe s�rmanul Arash? 800 00:39:32,251 --> 00:39:33,042 Arash? 801 00:39:33,209 --> 00:39:37,126 Da. Este un imigrant care face lucr�ri de g�din�rit �n schimbul 802 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,126 unui ad�post �i pentru m�ncare. 803 00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:41,209 M� �ntorc la piciorul meu de miel. 804 00:39:42,251 --> 00:39:43,667 Umbli cu arme la tine? 805 00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:46,626 Ca s� m� ap�r. A devenit prea periculos. 806 00:39:46,792 --> 00:39:48,001 Tu e�ti cel periculos. 807 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:49,292 E timpul s� plec�m. 808 00:39:49,459 --> 00:39:51,626 Haide�i, fetelor! Totul este �n regul�. 809 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:54,876 �i ca desert, bunica a f�cut crem� de...? 810 00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:56,667 Ciocolat�! 811 00:39:59,251 --> 00:40:00,709 - Cine vrea? -Eu! 812 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:04,876 Suntem de acord? Le spunem, dar dup� mas�. 813 00:40:05,042 --> 00:40:07,126 Laure, ne sus�ii? 814 00:40:07,292 --> 00:40:08,084 Sigur. 815 00:40:08,251 --> 00:40:09,876 Mai ales c� �i eu plec. 816 00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:11,834 Cum adic�? Cine pleaca? 817 00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:14,251 Charles �i cu mine. Mergem la Bombay. 818 00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:16,792 Dar... c�nd a�i decis asta? 819 00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:19,001 - Chiar acum, venind aici. - Nu. 820 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,959 Nu le po�i face asta p�rin�ilor. 821 00:40:21,126 --> 00:40:22,584 Are dreptate. 822 00:40:22,751 --> 00:40:23,792 �i vei ucide. 823 00:40:23,959 --> 00:40:26,042 Tu trebuie s� r�m�i cu ei. 824 00:40:26,209 --> 00:40:27,584 V-a�i scr�ntit? 825 00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:32,251 M-a�i z�p�cit deja de cap c�nd am vrut s� m� m�rit cu Charles. 826 00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:34,542 Tu e�ti ultima, cea mai mic�. Asta ��i conferp 827 00:40:34,709 --> 00:40:36,584 privilegii �i �ndatoriri. 828 00:40:36,751 --> 00:40:37,876 Ce �ndatoriri? 829 00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:39,417 S� r�m�i... 830 00:40:42,084 --> 00:40:43,084 La masa, dragele mele. 831 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,334 Sunt fericit� 832 00:40:44,501 --> 00:40:46,626 s� v� v�d. Mi-a fost dor de voi. 833 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,209 �i nou�, mam�! 834 00:40:48,376 --> 00:40:51,376 M� �ntorc la friptur�. Piciorule de miel, am sosit! 835 00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:54,792 Ce? 836 00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:59,042 Deschid plicul �i descop�r cadoul de r�mas bun. 837 00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:01,334 O croazier� pentru doi �n Tahiti. 838 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,459 - L-ai refuzat? - Bine�n�eles. 839 00:41:04,626 --> 00:41:07,084 Mama voastr� nu mai suport� c�l�toriile. 840 00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:10,917 L-a schimbat �n �Smartbooks� pentru cele mai frumoase caz�ri din Fran�a. 841 00:41:11,084 --> 00:41:14,084 Nimic nu se compar� cu Fran�a �n ceea ce prive�te dulcea�a vie�ii. 842 00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:17,834 Orice ar spune sau ar g�ndi cineva, aici suntem r�sf��a�i ai sor�ii. 843 00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:19,959 Da. Nu sunte�i de acord? 844 00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:25,167 Nu o lua personal, Claude. 845 00:41:25,334 --> 00:41:27,209 Eu am o problem� cu Fran�a. 846 00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:29,376 �i vreau s� v� spun c� 847 00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:33,001 eu �i Odile am decis s� ne stabilim �n Israel. 848 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:37,084 - Pleca�i? - Da, mam�, plec�m. 849 00:41:37,251 --> 00:41:39,084 �i noi plec�m. 850 00:41:39,251 --> 00:41:40,709 Dar cine pleac�? 851 00:41:40,876 --> 00:41:42,626 Eu, Isabelle �i Laure. 852 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:44,542 Pleca�i cu to�ii �n Israel? 853 00:41:44,709 --> 00:41:46,917 - Nu! - Eu �i Chao mergem �n China. 854 00:41:47,084 --> 00:41:48,126 �n China? 855 00:41:48,292 --> 00:41:49,126 �i noi �n Algeria. 856 00:41:49,292 --> 00:41:50,667 - Algeria... - �n Algeria? 857 00:41:50,834 --> 00:41:52,334 Dar sunte�i nebuni de-a binelea! 858 00:41:52,501 --> 00:41:55,626 �ara se schimb�. A�i v�zut revolu�ia bikinilor? 859 00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:58,167 - Ce-i asta? - Femeile curajoase 860 00:41:58,334 --> 00:42:00,917 se revolt� purt�nd bikini la plaj�. 861 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,959 Vor avea nevoie de un avocat pentru lupta lor. 862 00:42:04,126 --> 00:42:07,876 - E formidabil... �i tu, Charles, te duci la Abidjan? 863 00:42:08,042 --> 00:42:12,042 Nu. �ntre mine �i tat�l meu trebuie s� fie o distan�� de cel pu�in 5000 km. 864 00:42:12,209 --> 00:42:13,251 Noi plec�m 865 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:14,584 - �n Bombay. - �n Bombay? 866 00:42:14,751 --> 00:42:16,376 Ce leg�tur� ai cu Bombay? 867 00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:20,251 - Mi se ofer� un post formidabil. - Iar eu voi face carier� la Bollywood. 868 00:42:20,417 --> 00:42:23,042 (Un negru �n India!) 869 00:42:23,209 --> 00:42:24,751 Nu �n�eleg. 870 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,792 Afacerea ta cu bio-halal nu a mers? 871 00:42:28,959 --> 00:42:32,626 Nicio banc� nu a dat un �mprumut. Tu �n�elegi cel mai bine, tat�. 872 00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:35,292 Nu-mi voi mai vedea nepo�ii. 873 00:42:35,459 --> 00:42:37,667 Ba da. Vom veni de Cr�ciun. 874 00:42:37,834 --> 00:42:41,251 - O data pe an? Nu-i suficient. - Ve�i veni s� ne vede�i. 875 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:44,084 E �n regul�, mul�umesc. Am terminat cu c�l�toriile. 876 00:42:44,251 --> 00:42:46,334 Sper c� nu pleca�i 877 00:42:46,501 --> 00:42:48,917 sub presiunea so�ilor vo�tri. 878 00:42:49,084 --> 00:42:51,126 - Nu se poate! - Suntem suficient de mari 879 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:54,334 - pentru a decide singure. - Nu este ceva �mpotriva Fran�ei. 880 00:42:54,501 --> 00:42:57,126 Ne g�ndim la viitor. Aici, totul nu este at�t de u�or. 881 00:42:57,292 --> 00:42:58,292 Nu este at�t de u�or? 882 00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:02,084 Cred c� visez! Crede�i c� iarba este mai verde �n alt� parte? 883 00:43:02,251 --> 00:43:04,626 Vino, Marie. Am auzit destul. 884 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:06,876 Noapte bun�. 885 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:09,334 - Nu o lua�i a�a. - Mam�... 886 00:43:09,501 --> 00:43:10,501 Asta-i prea de tot. 887 00:43:10,626 --> 00:43:13,209 Cum a�i vrea s� o ia? 888 00:43:14,001 --> 00:43:16,792 Cu ce �i-am gre�it din nou, Doamne? 889 00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:18,292 Nu �tiu. 890 00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:22,376 Nu este at�t de u�or �n Fran�a... Dac� vor s� plece, nu au dec�t. 891 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:23,542 Nu... 892 00:43:31,584 --> 00:43:33,751 Ai dormit prost? �i eu. 893 00:43:33,917 --> 00:43:37,751 Nu �tiu dac� din vina saltelei sau a reuniunilor familiale. 894 00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:39,417 Nu, am dormit bine. 895 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:42,667 Am probleme la spate pentru c� munce�te foarte tare gr�din�. 896 00:43:42,834 --> 00:43:43,959 Este un lumbago. 897 00:43:44,126 --> 00:43:44,917 Embargo? 898 00:43:45,084 --> 00:43:48,584 M� duc la farmacie, am nevoie de antidepresive. 899 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:49,959 Vino cu mine. 900 00:43:51,667 --> 00:43:53,917 - Poftim. - Mul�umesc. 901 00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,209 Bun� ziua, p�rinte. 902 00:43:57,376 --> 00:43:59,126 - Nu v� sim�i�i bine? - Da, S�golene. 903 00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:03,167 Am v�zut cele 7 sezoane din Game of Thrones �n dou� zile. 904 00:44:03,334 --> 00:44:04,792 Am nevoie de un �nt�ritor, 905 00:44:04,959 --> 00:44:06,876 altfel slujba... 906 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:08,334 - Nu. - Vitamina C? 907 00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:11,334 Mai puternic. Nu este foarte catolic, 908 00:44:11,501 --> 00:44:12,876 dar... 909 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:14,584 Este b�iat. 910 00:44:14,751 --> 00:44:18,126 De fiecare dat�, mergem la slujb�. Cunosc Evanghelia pe de rost. 911 00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:21,501 V� salut, Luc �i Marie, Jean-Luc... 912 00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:25,417 Este important pentru mama mea. Eu m-am convertit. 913 00:44:25,584 --> 00:44:28,292 Te-ai convertit la iudaism? 914 00:44:28,459 --> 00:44:31,251 - S� nu le spui p�rin�ilor. - Mai ales lor. 915 00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:34,501 Ar fi o sinucidere colectiv�. Suntem de acord? 916 00:44:35,751 --> 00:44:37,167 Toat� lumea este aici? 917 00:44:37,334 --> 00:44:39,126 Chao s-a dus s�-i ia pe cei mici. 918 00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:42,834 - Lipse�te Arash. - Este musulman. El nu merge la slujb�. 919 00:44:43,001 --> 00:44:46,959 Vrea s� fie la slujba de Pa�te al�turi de fra�ii s�i cre�tini. 920 00:44:47,126 --> 00:44:48,251 - Z�u? - Da. 921 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:51,001 - Eu? - Haide, du-te dup� el. 922 00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:53,417 Cu fra�ii s�i cre�tini... 923 00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:57,167 Aceasta este ultima noastra slujb� de Pa�te �mpreun�. 924 00:45:07,042 --> 00:45:10,584 Pentru numele lui... O s� se arunce �n aer �n biseric�! 925 00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:19,917 Uita�i-v�! 926 00:45:21,459 --> 00:45:22,542 Ce face? 927 00:45:28,251 --> 00:45:32,209 Chema�i antiterori�tii! Are o centur� cu explozibili �n jurul taliei! 928 00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:33,501 Mi�ca�i-v�! 929 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:35,667 - E un kamikaze! - Nu! Nu! 930 00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:38,042 Are o centura lombar�. 931 00:45:38,209 --> 00:45:40,084 I-am cump�rat-o azi-diminea��! 932 00:45:40,251 --> 00:45:41,584 Are lumbago, tat�! 933 00:45:41,751 --> 00:45:43,667 L�sa�i-m� s� trec, sunt stomatolog. 934 00:45:43,834 --> 00:45:48,292 - E r�nit. Scuz�-m�, b�tr�ne, a fost o teribil� ne�n�elegere. 935 00:45:48,459 --> 00:45:50,209 Aduce�i-l �n�untru. 936 00:45:50,376 --> 00:45:52,626 - O s�-l examinez. - Ea este doctor. 937 00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:57,292 - Domnule, e�ti bine? - Da. 938 00:45:57,459 --> 00:45:58,459 O s� fie bine? 939 00:45:58,626 --> 00:46:01,542 - Cum l-a articulat! - Da... l-a articulat. 940 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:02,876 S�rmanul Arash! 941 00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:06,376 A fugit de bombardamente �i este atacat de un nebun. 942 00:46:06,542 --> 00:46:08,459 Am spus �ntotdeauna c� tata este nebun. 943 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:11,584 �i din cauza asta plec. 944 00:46:11,751 --> 00:46:12,751 Ce leg�tur� are? 945 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:15,459 B�nuiala asta care duce la p�reri gre�ite. 946 00:46:15,626 --> 00:46:19,084 C�nd ai figura lui, evi�i centurile pentru lumbago. 947 00:46:19,251 --> 00:46:20,501 Folose�ti Voltaren. 948 00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:23,251 Ar fi fost mai simplu. 949 00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:31,876 Mul�umesc c� a�i venit at�t de repede. 950 00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:34,042 Slujba s-a terminat deja? 951 00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:36,292 - Da, am fost plin de elan. - O cafea? 952 00:46:36,459 --> 00:46:38,042 Nu, sunt deja foarte... 953 00:46:38,209 --> 00:46:41,417 Unde este Arash al nostru? M� a�teapt� sezonul 3 din Gomorra. 954 00:46:41,584 --> 00:46:42,626 �n sufragerie. 955 00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:46,751 -Nu te mi�ca, m� uit dac� nu ai un dinte rupt. 956 00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:48,334 Nu te mai agita. 957 00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:51,709 - Are nevoie de un detartraj. - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 958 00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:54,751 O gre�eala datorit� unei centuri. Sunt confuz. 959 00:46:54,917 --> 00:46:56,167 Vreau s� m� �ntorc la Kabul. 960 00:46:56,334 --> 00:46:59,251 - Vrea s� se �ntoarc� la Kabul? - Da, vrea s� mearg� acas�. 961 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:02,417 Vezi, tat�? Chiar �i imigran�ii vor s� plece din Fran�a. 962 00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:06,167 Excelent! Da... 963 00:47:06,334 --> 00:47:10,751 Viviane, dragostes la distan�� e pl�cut�, dar pe mine m� umple de draci. 964 00:47:10,917 --> 00:47:13,001 - O s� vin �n cur�nd. - Dar ��i vor da 965 00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:14,667 o viz� de o lun�. 966 00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:18,417 Va trebui s� te �ntorci �n Abidjan. �i o lun� trece prea repede. 967 00:47:18,584 --> 00:47:20,751 - Cum s� facem? - Am o solu�ie. 968 00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:22,709 Ne c�s�torim �i r�m�i �n Fran�a. 969 00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:25,334 S� ne c�s�torim Dar nu este posibil. 970 00:47:25,501 --> 00:47:28,334 - Suntem femei. Ne vor ucide. - Ai auzit despre 971 00:47:28,501 --> 00:47:29,751 c�s�torie pentru to�i? 972 00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:31,251 Datorita legii Taubira 973 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,209 chiar �i femeile se pot c�s�tori �ntre ele. 974 00:47:33,376 --> 00:47:35,251 Legea Taubira? Ce-i asta? 975 00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:36,959 - Mam�, unde e�ti? - Mam�? 976 00:47:37,126 --> 00:47:40,126 - Cred c� este �n camera ei. - A�tepta�i-m�, fetelor. 977 00:47:40,917 --> 00:47:41,917 Mam�... 978 00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:44,167 Nu cobori s� ne spui la revedere? 979 00:47:44,334 --> 00:47:46,417 Nu, ma simt foarte obosit�. 980 00:47:46,584 --> 00:47:49,334 Dar ave�i grij� de v, micu�ele mele dragi. 981 00:47:49,501 --> 00:47:50,917 Nu �tiu c�nd ne vom �nt�lni din nou 982 00:47:51,084 --> 00:47:52,959 sau dac� ne vom vedea din nou... 983 00:47:53,126 --> 00:47:54,792 Sigur c� ne vom revedea. 984 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:56,292 - Sunte�i sigure? - Da. 985 00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:57,792 Nu o s� m� fantoma�i? 986 00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:00,001 Ce �nseamn� �a fantoma�? 987 00:48:00,167 --> 00:48:03,084 - O expresie a tinerilor, s� zipuie�ti. - Da, s� zipuie�ti. 988 00:48:03,251 --> 00:48:06,001 Nu te vom zipui. �i nici nu am plecat. 989 00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:08,042 O s� ne vedem c�nd va na�te Laure. 990 00:48:08,209 --> 00:48:10,084 Doar nu o s� na�ti �n India? 991 00:48:10,251 --> 00:48:12,959 Voi pleca dup� aceea. Vreau ca tu s� fii acolo. 992 00:48:13,126 --> 00:48:14,292 - Nu fi trist�. - Da. 993 00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:15,917 O s� vorbim pe Skype. 994 00:48:16,084 --> 00:48:18,709 - Nu, pe �Vatsapp�. Prefer �Vatsapp�. 995 00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:20,167 �Vatsapp� este bun. 996 00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:22,626 Nici noi nu putem s� ne descurc�m f�r� tine. 997 00:48:22,792 --> 00:48:26,084 Mam�... 998 00:48:26,251 --> 00:48:28,001 M�micu��... 999 00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:32,167 O s� v� fac o asigurare ca s� pot s� v� repatriez. 1000 00:48:32,334 --> 00:48:34,001 Nu va costa o avere. 1001 00:48:34,167 --> 00:48:36,834 - Da. - S�-mi spune�i:�Vrem s� mergem acas�. 1002 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:40,334 O suna�i pe bunica voastr� �i... 1003 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:43,001 Nu �tiu ce le spune copiilor vo�tri, 1004 00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,459 dar fi�i aten�i. 1005 00:48:44,626 --> 00:48:47,542 A�i �n�eles? Hai s� batem palma. 1006 00:48:47,709 --> 00:48:49,209 Da? Facem a�a. 1007 00:48:49,376 --> 00:48:50,834 Batem palmaa. 1008 00:48:51,126 --> 00:48:52,709 C�s�torie... 1009 00:48:53,834 --> 00:48:55,209 pentru to�i. 1010 00:48:55,376 --> 00:48:57,376 Un negru a elaborat aceast� lege! 1011 00:48:58,084 --> 00:49:00,751 Hei, domnule, ne salvezi via�a! 1012 00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:03,959 M� c�s�toresc. M� c�s�toresc! Da! 1013 00:49:04,126 --> 00:49:06,542 M� c�s�toresc! Mul�umesc, mul�umesc, Taubira. 1014 00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:09,834 Datorit� �ie, o s� m� c�s�toresc. Mul�umesc, mul�umesc, Taubira. 1015 00:49:10,001 --> 00:49:12,959 Datorit� �ie, o s� m� c�s�toresc. Mul�umesc, mul�umesc, Taubira. 1016 00:49:13,126 --> 00:49:16,042 Pot s� m� c�s�toresc. Datorit� �ie, o s� m� c�s�toresc. 1017 00:49:16,209 --> 00:49:17,626 O s� te c�s�tore�ti? 1018 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:22,959 Kofi! Fiica ta se c�s�tore�te. 1019 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,501 - Da. - Cine? Viviane? 1020 00:49:24,667 --> 00:49:26,584 Viviane. Ai �i alte fete? 1021 00:49:26,751 --> 00:49:28,709 Sper c� cel pu�in nu-i alb. 1022 00:49:28,876 --> 00:49:29,876 Nu este alb. 1023 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:31,167 Este negru? 1024 00:49:31,334 --> 00:49:32,694 Dac� nu-i alb, este negru. 1025 00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:35,751 Nu neaparat. Uit�-te la s�rmanul Verneuil. 1026 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:41,292 Stai acolo. 1027 00:49:47,459 --> 00:49:48,459 Cine este? 1028 00:49:48,959 --> 00:49:50,584 Este o... 1029 00:49:50,751 --> 00:49:52,001 O...? 1030 00:49:52,167 --> 00:49:54,751 ...o persoan� francez�, dar de origine ivorian�. 1031 00:49:54,917 --> 00:49:57,459 Am cunoscut-o c�nd am fost s�-l v�d pe Charles, la Paris. 1032 00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,126 Cum se nume�te aceast� persoan�? 1033 00:49:59,292 --> 00:50:02,001 - Nicole, ca... - Nicolas? 1034 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:04,334 - Este catolic? - Da, mam�. 1035 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:05,834 �i se roaga mult. 1036 00:50:06,001 --> 00:50:08,209 - Are o situa�ie bun�? - Da, tat�. 1037 00:50:08,376 --> 00:50:10,917 Are bani. Vinde case. 1038 00:50:11,084 --> 00:50:12,501 Imobiliare... 1039 00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:13,834 Foarte bine. 1040 00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:16,834 Acest mic Nicolas �mi place deja mult. 1041 00:50:17,001 --> 00:50:18,042 �i mie. 1042 00:50:18,209 --> 00:50:19,001 Fatou, adu 1043 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:21,542 - �ampanie �i trei cupe. - Da, m�tu��. 1044 00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:25,376 Trebuie s� organizam nunta repede, �nainte s� se r�zg�ndeasc�. 1045 00:50:25,542 --> 00:50:27,292 Sunt de acord cu tine. 1046 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,459 Fiica mea, 1047 00:50:28,584 --> 00:50:30,542 sunt m�ndru de tine. 1048 00:50:30,709 --> 00:50:33,251 Este un apartament frumos, �ntr-un cartier c�utat. 1049 00:50:33,417 --> 00:50:35,167 Ar trebui s� se v�nd� repede. 1050 00:50:35,334 --> 00:50:38,126 Dar daca nu vre�i s�-i face�i pe cump�r�tori s� fug�, 1051 00:50:38,292 --> 00:50:40,876 trebuie s� scoate�i tablourile. 1052 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:42,292 S� v� ar�t etajul? 1053 00:50:42,459 --> 00:50:43,584 S� mergem. 1054 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:46,626 Du-te, dobitocule! 1055 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:48,542 Asta �mi place. 1056 00:50:48,709 --> 00:50:50,376 Imposibil, este �n sens opus. 1057 00:50:50,542 --> 00:50:52,209 �n sens opus fa�� de ce? 1058 00:50:52,376 --> 00:50:55,001 Fa�� de casa mamei mele, ea locuie�te �n Netanya. 1059 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:56,709 Ei bine, un apartament �n Netanya... 1060 00:50:56,876 --> 00:50:58,292 Nu, este prea aproape. 1061 00:50:58,459 --> 00:50:59,251 Prea aproape? 1062 00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:01,501 - De casa mamei lui. - Ne-ar trebui 1063 00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:03,667 ceva nici prea aproape, nici prea departe. 1064 00:51:03,834 --> 00:51:06,001 Echidistant, ca s� spunem a�a. 1,072 1065 00:51:06,167 --> 00:51:08,959 O s� v�d ce pot ca s� v� g�sesc altceva. 1066 00:51:09,126 --> 00:51:10,542 - Mul�umesc. - Este foarte amabil. 1067 00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:13,584 O s�-l trimit la grani�a cu Siria pe t�mpitul �sta! 1068 00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:15,667 (Muzic� indian� Bollywood) 1069 00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:24,459 Charles! 1070 00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:25,376 Da? 1071 00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:27,126 Am g�sit. 1072 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,042 �l vom numi Virgile. 1073 00:51:29,209 --> 00:51:30,001 Virgile? 1074 00:51:30,167 --> 00:51:31,167 Nu-�i place? 1075 00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,251 Nu-i nume de r�zboinic. 1076 00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:33,417 Eu m-am g�ndit la Bob, 1077 00:51:33,542 --> 00:51:35,626 ca Bob Marley, c�nt�re�ul meu preferat. 1078 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:37,626 Bob Kofi? 1079 00:51:38,584 --> 00:51:39,792 Vorbe�ti serios? 1080 00:51:39,959 --> 00:51:40,709 Nu. 1081 00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:43,501 Stai. E tat�l meu. 1082 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:44,917 - Alo? - Laure 1083 00:51:45,084 --> 00:51:46,209 mai este �ns�rcinat�? 1084 00:51:46,376 --> 00:51:49,126 - Ei bine, da. - Am cump�rat biletele de avion. 1085 00:51:49,292 --> 00:51:53,376 Trebuie s� nasc� �ntre zilele de 6 �i 24. 1086 00:51:53,542 --> 00:51:55,959 - OK tat�, facem orice pentru tine. - Perfect. 1087 00:51:56,126 --> 00:51:58,376 �i vom �mpu�ca doi iepuri dintr-un foc. 1088 00:51:58,542 --> 00:52:00,376 - Despre ce vorbe�ti? - Despre bebelu� 1089 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:03,667 - �i nunta surorii tale. - Viviane se m�rit�? 1090 00:52:03,834 --> 00:52:05,167 Nu am timp s�-�i povestesc. 1091 00:52:05,334 --> 00:52:08,667 Trebuie s�-l sun pe Verneuil s� preg�teasc� camera mea. 1092 00:52:12,626 --> 00:52:14,251 Viviane se m�rit�? Grozav. 1093 00:52:14,417 --> 00:52:16,084 Cu excep�ia faptului c� are o problem�. 1094 00:52:16,251 --> 00:52:17,292 O problem�? 1095 00:52:17,459 --> 00:52:18,667 �i plac fetele. 1096 00:52:21,084 --> 00:52:23,834 Gozav. Foarte bine, Andr�. 1097 00:52:24,001 --> 00:52:26,751 O s� vorbesc cu so�ia mea �i te sun. 1098 00:52:27,751 --> 00:52:29,292 N-ai auzit partea cea mai bun�. 1099 00:52:29,459 --> 00:52:32,751 Kofi vrea casa noastr� pentru nunta lui Viviane. 1100 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,292 Se c�s�tore�te? Ar trebui s� te bucuri. 1101 00:52:35,459 --> 00:52:37,626 Sunt fericit. Dar te avertizez, 1102 00:52:37,792 --> 00:52:40,959 nici nu se pune problema s� dorm la mansard�! 1103 00:52:41,126 --> 00:52:44,917 Claude, nu m� simt bine. Nu m� epuiza cu copil�riile tale. 1104 00:52:45,084 --> 00:52:47,959 Ce faci �n �inuta asta �i cu bastoanele astea? 1105 00:52:48,126 --> 00:52:49,917 Mar� scandinav. M� destinde. 1106 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:52,001 Mar� scandinav... 1107 00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:55,334 Din fericire, te am pe tine, micul meu Clovis. 1108 00:52:55,501 --> 00:52:56,792 Mar� scandinav 1109 00:52:56,959 --> 00:52:59,292 �i apoi Kofi... 1110 00:53:03,334 --> 00:53:04,751 Bun� ziua, doamn� Verneuil! 1111 00:53:04,917 --> 00:53:06,834 Sunte�i �n mare form� azi! 1112 00:53:07,001 --> 00:53:08,084 S� fi�i atent� 1113 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:09,626 la v�n�tori. 1114 00:53:09,792 --> 00:53:11,042 �ine-�i gura! 1115 00:53:18,834 --> 00:53:21,126 Scriitorul t�u necunoscut este mai important 1116 00:53:21,292 --> 00:53:22,709 dec�t fetele noastre? 1117 00:53:22,876 --> 00:53:25,751 Este o figur� majora a pireniesmului, Marie. 1118 00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:29,084 Nu-mi pas�. E�ti mul�umit c� pleac�? 1119 00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:33,292 Cum po�i s� spui asta? Sunt �i fiicele mele. 1120 00:53:33,459 --> 00:53:36,376 Atunci de ce nu le opre�ti s� plece? 1121 00:53:36,542 --> 00:53:37,751 �i ce s� fac? 1122 00:53:57,834 --> 00:53:58,834 Domnul Lefranc? 1123 00:54:00,376 --> 00:54:03,417 Viviane, nu po�i face asta. O s�-l omori pe b�tr�nul t�u. 1124 00:54:03,584 --> 00:54:04,751 Ascult�-m�... 1125 00:54:04,917 --> 00:54:06,084 Ce? D�-i drumul de aici. 1126 00:54:07,834 --> 00:54:08,501 Da. 1127 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:11,751 Anuleaz� nunta. Anuleaz�. Te rog. 1128 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:15,792 E timpul de spectacol! Iat�... ideea! 1129 00:54:15,959 --> 00:54:19,334 Asta? �n�eleg de ce nu ai vrut s� vorbe�ti despre asta. 1130 00:54:19,501 --> 00:54:20,626 Domnilor, v� prezint 1131 00:54:20,792 --> 00:54:22,959 r�citorul portabil cu tav�. 1132 00:54:23,126 --> 00:54:26,584 Cu un loc rece de pus carnea, vinul ros�, 1133 00:54:26,751 --> 00:54:27,751 cuburi de ghea��. 1134 00:54:27,876 --> 00:54:30,042 Are o tav� pliabil� inoxidabil�, 1135 00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:32,584 conectat� la un mini... 1136 00:54:32,751 --> 00:54:34,209 rezervor de gaz. 1137 00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:35,751 Aten�ie! 1138 00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:38,542 Totul c�nt�re�te doar... 1139 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,126 15 kilograme. 1140 00:54:40,292 --> 00:54:42,709 Evident, pe rotile. 1141 00:54:42,876 --> 00:54:45,251 - Este enorm! - Va fi un succes! 1142 00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,834 Va fi un masacru. 1143 00:54:47,001 --> 00:54:49,959 Haide�i! R�itorul portabil! Haide�i! 1144 00:54:51,709 --> 00:54:53,084 A sosit b�tr�nul. 1145 00:54:54,209 --> 00:54:55,959 Claude! Cum a fost c�l�toria? 1146 00:54:56,126 --> 00:55:00,084 Este revolt�tor! Ce idee s� �nchizi circula�ia pe maluri! 1147 00:55:00,251 --> 00:55:02,917 - Ora�ul a devenit de nelocuit. - D�-mi voie s� te ajut. 1148 00:55:03,084 --> 00:55:05,209 Mul�umesc. Charles nu a putut s� vin�? 1149 00:55:05,376 --> 00:55:08,292 - Vorbe�te la telefon cu Viviane. - Nimic grav? 1150 00:55:08,459 --> 00:55:09,626 Depinde pentru cine. 1151 00:55:09,792 --> 00:55:12,042 - E vreo problem�? - O mare problem�. 1152 00:55:13,084 --> 00:55:15,417 �ncearc� s� anuleze c�s�toria lui Viviane. 1153 00:55:15,584 --> 00:55:16,959 De ce? 1154 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:20,917 Mirele nu este b�rbat. 1155 00:55:21,959 --> 00:55:23,167 Adic�? 1156 00:55:23,334 --> 00:55:24,417 Este o femeie. 1157 00:55:24,584 --> 00:55:26,792 Mirele este... este o femeie? 1158 00:55:26,959 --> 00:55:29,126 Da, Claude. Viviane este lesbian�. 1159 00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:33,042 - Nu! Nu! - Ba da. 1160 00:55:33,209 --> 00:55:36,542 - S�rmanul Kofi nu �tie? - Nu, �nc� nu. 1161 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:38,069 �i va spune �n ultimul moment. 1162 00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:39,709 Va fi un cataclism! 1163 00:55:39,876 --> 00:55:43,084 A mai primit o lovitur� �i �nainte. N-o s� treac� peste asta. 1164 00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:46,376 Iar acum r�dem, suntem josnici. 1165 00:55:46,542 --> 00:55:47,834 Nu �i-am spus nimic. 1166 00:55:48,001 --> 00:55:49,959 Bine�n�eles. O s� tac ca un morm�nt. 1167 00:55:50,126 --> 00:55:51,792 Uite-l... 1168 00:55:51,959 --> 00:55:54,501 Scuze. Probleme cu slujba. 1169 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,917 �n�eleg. �n�elegem cu to�ii. 1170 00:55:57,084 --> 00:55:58,917 Toata lumea te sus�ine. 1171 00:55:59,084 --> 00:56:02,167 Mul�umesc. Marie cum se simte? 1172 00:56:02,334 --> 00:56:05,292 M� �ngrijoreaz�. Practic� mar� scandinav. 1173 00:56:05,459 --> 00:56:07,959 - Mar� scandinav? - Asem�n�tor cu schiul de fond. 1174 00:56:08,126 --> 00:56:10,542 Dar f�r� schiuri �i f�r� z�pad�. 1175 00:56:10,709 --> 00:56:14,751 Dar nu am venit s� vorbim despre s�n�tatea ei mintal�. 1176 00:56:14,917 --> 00:56:16,917 care, �ntre noi, se deterioreaz�... 1177 00:56:17,084 --> 00:56:18,626 Scuz�-m�. 1178 00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:22,501 Am venit s� v� fac o propunere 1179 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:24,584 pe care nu ve�i putea s� o refuza�i. 1180 00:56:24,751 --> 00:56:28,667 Datorita v�nz�rii ac�iunilor mele de la firm�, sunt gata 1181 00:56:28,834 --> 00:56:32,917 s� investesc o sum�... s� spunem considerabil� la Reubio. 1182 00:56:33,084 --> 00:56:34,459 Cirea�a de pe pe tort, 1183 00:56:34,626 --> 00:56:37,042 fabrica Avilex din Chinon caut� unui cump�r�tor. 1184 00:56:37,209 --> 00:56:39,334 Pentru un pre� de chilipir, este a voastr�. 1185 00:56:39,501 --> 00:56:40,501 Mul�umim, Claude. 1186 00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:42,292 Este... este adorabil. 1187 00:56:42,459 --> 00:56:44,126 Dar este prea t�rziu, suntem deja 1188 00:56:44,292 --> 00:56:46,084 - gata de plecare. - Nu �n�eleg. 1189 00:56:46,251 --> 00:56:48,584 Care-i problema voastr� cu Fran�a? 1190 00:56:48,751 --> 00:56:51,959 R�spunde�i-mi! Doar n-o s� v� m�n�nc. 1191 00:56:53,167 --> 00:56:55,542 Chelnerii sunt foarte dezagreabili. 1192 00:56:55,709 --> 00:56:57,209 - Cheln... - Sensurile giratorii. 1193 00:56:57,376 --> 00:56:58,042 Pardon? 1194 00:56:58,209 --> 00:57:00,667 �tii c� Fran�a este campioana sensurilor giratorii? 1195 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:03,251 - Nu �tiam. - Serialele franceze... 1196 00:57:03,417 --> 00:57:05,792 nu au roluri interesante pentru negri. 1197 00:57:05,959 --> 00:57:07,709 Nici pentru albi nu au. 1198 00:57:09,001 --> 00:57:10,501 V� bate�i joc de mine? 1199 00:57:10,667 --> 00:57:11,959 Nu am parcurs 300 km 1200 00:57:12,126 --> 00:57:13,334 ca s� aud prostiile astea. 1201 00:57:13,876 --> 00:57:15,584 Am venit aici ca s� �n�eleg. 1202 00:57:15,751 --> 00:57:18,917 Vreau s� �n�eleg de ce vre�i s� pleca�i. 1203 00:57:19,459 --> 00:57:21,126 Noi iubim Fran�a, Claude. 1204 00:57:21,292 --> 00:57:23,959 Dar, �n ceea ce m� prive�te, nu m� simt acas�. 1205 00:57:24,126 --> 00:57:25,959 - �i eu. - Suntem francezi, 1206 00:57:26,126 --> 00:57:27,792 dar ne �ntoarcem la originile noastre. 1207 00:57:27,959 --> 00:57:31,876 Nu dau vina pe francezii autohtoni, comunitarismul �mi d� �i mie fiori. 1208 00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:35,417 �i tu David, cauza este antisemitismul? 1209 00:57:35,584 --> 00:57:38,834 Dac� ar fi fost, a� fi plecat de mult� vreme. 1210 00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:41,792 Nu, dar acestei ��ri nu-i plac c�tig�torii. 1211 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:45,876 Da... �i tu te consideri un c�tig�tor, David? 1212 00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:47,959 Asta este prima dat� c�nd... 1213 00:57:48,126 --> 00:57:49,751 dar e o veste bun�. 1214 00:57:50,459 --> 00:57:53,792 O s� reu�esc, Claude, dar cu siguran�� nu aici. 1215 00:57:53,959 --> 00:57:55,001 Pentru c� �n Fran�a 1216 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:58,001 este prea mult� birocra�ie, prea multe taxe �i norme, 1217 00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,376 - prea multe impozite. - Prea multe greve. 1218 00:58:00,542 --> 00:58:02,751 - M-am s�turat de CGT (Confedera�ia Muncii). - Ai dreptate. 1219 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:06,542 Dar sindicatele sunt o pacoste �n toate ��rile. 1220 00:58:06,709 --> 00:58:08,542 - Nu �n China. - Nici �n Algeria. 1221 00:58:08,709 --> 00:58:09,459 De acord. 1222 00:58:09,626 --> 00:58:12,042 A�i devenit reac�ionari. 1223 00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:15,334 Suntem doar lucizi, Claude. Fran�a o ia razna. 1224 00:58:15,501 --> 00:58:17,751 S�ngereaz� din toate col�urile. 1225 00:58:17,917 --> 00:58:19,251 �i rezultatul? 1226 00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:23,501 S�r�cia �i nesiguran�a sunt �n cre�tere. Mie �mi este fric�. 1227 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,376 �i-e fric� la Montreuil, printre burghezii boemi? 1228 00:58:25,542 --> 00:58:27,167 Oricum, suntem 9 la 3. 1229 00:58:27,334 --> 00:58:28,584 Mentalitatea francez� 1230 00:58:28,751 --> 00:58:31,917 m� deranjeaz�. Oamenii critic� prea mult. Sunt negativi�ti. 1231 00:58:32,084 --> 00:58:34,501 Ai votat pentru Macron? Ar trebui 1232 00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:37,084 s� fii fericit, Fran�a s-a redresat. S-a pus �n mi�care. 1233 00:58:37,251 --> 00:58:39,042 - M� rog, a�a se resupune. - Este o �ar� 1234 00:58:39,209 --> 00:58:42,501 de c�rcota�i. Trebuie schimabt poporul, nu pre�edintele. 1235 00:58:42,667 --> 00:58:44,834 Are dreptate. A�a nu se mai poate. 1236 00:58:45,001 --> 00:58:46,542 Am �mp�r�it pr�jitura 1237 00:58:46,709 --> 00:58:48,459 cu cei din Calais, alsacienii, corsicanii. 1238 00:58:48,626 --> 00:58:51,959 La pr�jitur� i-am ad�ugat pe polonezi, portughezi, italieni... 1239 00:58:52,126 --> 00:58:54,751 �i parc� nu ar fi fost suficient, am pres�rat totul 1240 00:58:54,917 --> 00:58:57,626 cu arabi �i chinezi, ca s� nu mai pomenesc de negri. 1241 00:58:57,792 --> 00:58:59,292 De ce s� nu pomene�ti de negri? 1242 00:58:59,459 --> 00:59:02,792 Este un mod de a zice. Charles, nu fi paranoic. 1243 00:59:02,959 --> 00:59:06,001 - �i dac� eu spun �nu pomenesc evrei�? - El nu a vorbit despre evrei. 1244 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:08,001 Ei nu fac parte din pr�jitur�? 1245 00:59:08,167 --> 00:59:11,459 - Ei sunt mai presus de pr�jitur�? - Termina�i am�ndoi! 1246 00:59:11,626 --> 00:59:12,792 Dac� tot a f�cut 300 km ca s� �n�eleag�... 1247 00:59:12,959 --> 00:59:14,042 Pupincuristul 1248 00:59:14,209 --> 00:59:15,917 - nu te-a sunat, nu? - Exact. 1249 00:59:16,084 --> 00:59:17,667 - Mai spune o dat�. - Nicio problem�. 1250 00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:20,667 Dar nu te vei confrunta cu David, ci cu Rachid. 1251 00:59:20,834 --> 00:59:22,126 Haide, cuscus. 1252 00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,334 - Cuscus? Mai spune o dat�. - Cuscus. 1253 00:59:24,501 --> 00:59:27,251 Cum adic� "Nu te vei confrunta cu David 1254 00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:29,376 ci cu Rashid�? Este important. 1255 00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:32,542 - Nu te amesteca, David. - Iar tu du-te s� man�nci o cheese-naan. 1256 00:59:36,542 --> 00:59:38,334 Uite, asta este! 1257 00:59:38,501 --> 00:59:39,709 E formidabil! 1258 00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:41,626 Uita�i-v� la voi. 1259 00:59:41,792 --> 00:59:44,917 Ne cert�m, discut�m, uneori ne �nfl�c�r�m. 1260 00:59:45,084 --> 00:59:48,751 Aceasta este averea acestei ��ri, din care face�i parte. 1261 00:59:49,584 --> 00:59:51,959 Mul�umim c� ai �ncercat s� ne re�ii, dar prea t�rziu. 1262 00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:54,626 Dup� tot ce a f�cut �ara asta pentru voi, 1263 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,334 o calomnia�i, o denigra�i. 1264 00:59:56,501 --> 00:59:58,042 Felicit�ri. Frumoas� mentalitate! 1265 00:59:58,209 --> 01:00:00,959 Dac� vre�i s� pleca�i, pleca�i! C�l�torie spr�mcenat�! 1266 01:00:01,126 --> 01:00:04,751 Nu este �mpotriva ta, Claude, tu nu e�ti Fran�a. 1267 01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:08,251 Pardon, mie nu-mi este greu s� spun c� �mi iubesc �ara. 1268 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:10,542 Eu �i Fran�a suntem totuna. 1269 01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:11,501 �i aici... ave�i 1270 01:00:11,667 --> 01:00:14,917 pentru alune �i acest vin italian care este o infamie. 1271 01:00:15,084 --> 01:00:16,334 Halucinant! 1272 01:00:18,751 --> 01:00:20,167 Este un Chianto. 1273 01:00:20,334 --> 01:00:21,959 Chianto nu exista. 1274 01:00:22,126 --> 01:00:24,709 Te-au tras pe sfoar�. Este Chianti. 1275 01:00:24,876 --> 01:00:28,667 E ca �i cum ai fi cump�rat Bordu �n loc de Bordeaux. 1276 01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:39,917 - Ei bine? - Nu am putut 1277 01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:42,667 s�-i conving. Ei nu ne plac. 1278 01:00:42,834 --> 01:00:44,584 - Nu le-am facut nimic. - Nu noi. 1279 01:00:44,751 --> 01:00:47,626 Fran�a, francezii. Nu ne plac. 1280 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,834 Pe de alta parte, am aflat ceva 1281 01:00:50,001 --> 01:00:52,876 despre Kofi. O s� cazi pe jos. 1282 01:00:54,792 --> 01:00:58,584 - Acest aeroport este frumos. - Francezii �tiu s� construiasc�. 1283 01:00:58,751 --> 01:01:01,001 M�car at�t putem spune despre ei. 1284 01:01:01,167 --> 01:01:03,959 Este bine dispus pentru c� va fi bunic? 1285 01:01:04,126 --> 01:01:06,584 Nu, pentru c� m� marit. 1286 01:01:06,751 --> 01:01:08,501 Nu anulez nimic, Charles. 1287 01:01:08,667 --> 01:01:12,167 Sunt blocat� ca guma de mestecat �n p�r. 1288 01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:15,751 Dupa luni de negocieri, am fost de acord cu numele. 1289 01:01:15,917 --> 01:01:17,542 Se va numi... Nicolas! 1290 01:01:17,709 --> 01:01:19,292 Imposibil! 1291 01:01:19,459 --> 01:01:22,501 Nu pot exista doi Nicolas �n aceea�i familie. 1292 01:01:24,084 --> 01:01:25,417 Puteam g�si ceva mai bun. 1293 01:01:25,584 --> 01:01:26,667 Va fi Nicolas. 1294 01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:28,209 Viitorul meu ginere... 1295 01:01:28,376 --> 01:01:31,667 - so�ul lui Viviane este Nicolas. - Da? 1296 01:01:31,834 --> 01:01:33,584 Adev�rat? Nicolas... 1297 01:01:34,709 --> 01:01:37,584 V-a�i �nt�lnit deja cu acest... Nicolas? 1298 01:01:37,751 --> 01:01:38,751 �nc� nu. 1299 01:01:38,917 --> 01:01:42,001 O s�-l cunoa�tem la Paris, peste o s�pt�m�n�. 1300 01:01:42,876 --> 01:01:47,001 Minunat! Minunat! Suspensul va fi la �n�l�ime. 1301 01:01:47,167 --> 01:01:50,084 - Nu-�i face griji pentru mine, Claude. - Departe de mine... 1302 01:01:50,251 --> 01:01:52,334 Ginerele meu este negru. 1303 01:01:52,501 --> 01:01:54,376 - Grozav! - Ivorian, 1304 01:01:54,542 --> 01:01:58,126 catolic �i are o situa�ie foarte bun�. 1305 01:01:58,292 --> 01:02:00,001 E minunat, Andr�. 1306 01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:01,876 Da, Marie, nu ne-a venit s� credem. 1307 01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:05,376 - E�ti al naibii de norocos, Andr�. - Nu-i vorba de asta. 1308 01:02:05,542 --> 01:02:06,667 - Nu? - Niciun noroc. 1309 01:02:06,834 --> 01:02:10,167 Am educat-o bine pe fiica mea, 1310 01:02:10,334 --> 01:02:12,251 cu adev�rate valori. 1311 01:02:12,417 --> 01:02:13,959 A�a este, a�a este. 1312 01:02:14,126 --> 01:02:16,792 Nicolas... numele lui este Nicolas. 1313 01:02:16,959 --> 01:02:18,251 Mi s-a rupt apa! 1314 01:02:18,417 --> 01:02:19,626 Ce vom face? 1315 01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:22,001 - Suntem departe de Paris! - Charles! 1316 01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:26,292 Nu suntem lumea a treia. �n provincie, avem spitale remarcabile. 1317 01:02:26,459 --> 01:02:28,084 La fel �i �n lumea a treia, 1318 01:02:28,251 --> 01:02:30,501 avem spitale remarcabile. 1319 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:34,917 Datorit� subven�iilor Europei �i �n special ale Fran�ei. 1320 01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:37,459 Nu-i momentul pentru dezbateri despre colonizare. 1321 01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:39,417 - Nu, nu! Nu acum. - Haide�i. 1322 01:02:39,584 --> 01:02:40,709 �mpinge! 1323 01:02:40,876 --> 01:02:41,876 �mpinge! 1324 01:02:42,042 --> 01:02:43,167 Iar! Iar! 1325 01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:45,542 S� nu pl�ngi, nu acum! 1326 01:02:45,709 --> 01:02:46,792 Acum! 1327 01:02:46,959 --> 01:02:49,126 Iart�-m�. 1328 01:02:51,084 --> 01:02:52,376 Termin�! 1329 01:03:09,917 --> 01:03:11,917 Asta este, a sosit Nicolas. 1330 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,459 Deja suge. Este lacom 1331 01:03:17,626 --> 01:03:19,001 ca tine, Andr�. 1332 01:03:20,001 --> 01:03:21,459 - Felicit�ri! - Mul�umesc. 1333 01:03:21,626 --> 01:03:24,834 E negru ca un senegalez! 1334 01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:26,126 Este adev�rat c� este... 1335 01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:29,001 este foarte... 1336 01:03:30,626 --> 01:03:32,084 Ce este, draga mea? 1337 01:03:32,251 --> 01:03:34,042 Ce se �nt�mpl�, Marie? 1338 01:03:34,209 --> 01:03:36,292 Din cauza culorii lui? 1339 01:03:36,459 --> 01:03:40,501 Nu... pentru c� nu-l voi vedea cresc�nd. 1340 01:03:40,667 --> 01:03:43,084 Ei pleac�. 1341 01:03:45,126 --> 01:03:47,709 Laure o s� v� explice totul. 1342 01:03:49,834 --> 01:03:50,876 Ei bine... 1343 01:03:51,042 --> 01:03:52,709 ne mut�m �n India. 1344 01:03:52,876 --> 01:03:54,459 �n India? 1345 01:03:55,667 --> 01:03:58,042 �ara �n care se prosterneaz� �n fa�a vacilor. 1346 01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:01,876 S� evit�m cli�eele. 1347 01:04:04,001 --> 01:04:07,376 - Oricum, este foarte negru. - Te deranjeaz�? 1348 01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:11,667 - Deloc. Doar pentru c� Laure este foarte blond�. 1349 01:04:11,834 --> 01:04:13,584 �i eu care credeam c�... 1350 01:04:13,751 --> 01:04:16,251 Este o constatare. Doar o constatare. 1351 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:19,417 �n �ara asta mai avem dreptul la constat�ri. 1352 01:04:19,584 --> 01:04:22,417 - Da, da, da. - Atunci constat, at�ta tot. 1353 01:04:22,584 --> 01:04:25,209 - �tii ce m-a deranjat cel mai mult? - Nu. 1354 01:04:25,376 --> 01:04:29,459 - Figura lui Kofi c�nd a v�zut copilul. Mi-a aruncat o privire... 1355 01:04:29,626 --> 01:04:31,126 M-a �nfiorat 1356 01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:34,251 Figura lui Verneuil c�nd a vazut copilul... 1357 01:04:36,792 --> 01:04:39,084 S�ngele negru este mai puternic! 1358 01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:42,042 Este puterea african�! 1359 01:04:42,209 --> 01:04:44,417 Ne stresezi. 1360 01:04:44,584 --> 01:04:46,584 Alb, negru, nu-i important. 1361 01:04:46,751 --> 01:04:50,042 Copilul este frumos. El �i mama lui se simt bine, 1362 01:04:50,209 --> 01:04:53,001 slav� Domnului �i �nchide gura ta mare. 1363 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,501 "Ahi Ne Me" (Lindigo) 1364 01:05:08,876 --> 01:05:11,334 O s� fie bine. Va fi bine. Va fi bine. 1365 01:05:50,584 --> 01:05:53,792 Uite! A meritat a�teptarea, nu? 1366 01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:57,626 Am vorbit cu Charles. Nu vrea s� aud� nimic. 1367 01:05:57,792 --> 01:06:01,376 Imbecilul este convins c� va deveni un star �n India. 1368 01:06:01,542 --> 01:06:03,376 Trebuie s�-i bagi min�ile �n cap lui Laure. 1369 01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:05,459 Ce vrei s� fac? 1370 01:06:05,626 --> 01:06:08,501 - Sunt adul�i responsabili. - Dar India... 1371 01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:12,917 Oamenii sunt ciuda�i acolo, negri cu turbane albe. 1372 01:06:13,084 --> 01:06:15,042 M� �ngrijoreaz� so�ia mea. 1373 01:06:15,209 --> 01:06:18,709 Cele patru fiice ale ei pleac�. M� tem c� n-o s�-�i mai revin�. 1374 01:06:18,876 --> 01:06:20,042 Este adev�rat c� 1375 01:06:20,209 --> 01:06:22,459 nu arat� bine. Se �ndreap� spre rai. 1376 01:06:23,251 --> 01:06:24,792 Mul�umesc pentru sprijin. 1377 01:06:25,501 --> 01:06:26,501 Claude... 1378 01:06:26,542 --> 01:06:27,876 am solu�a. 1379 01:06:28,042 --> 01:06:32,292 Ginerii no�tii nu mai iubesc Fran�a. �i vom face s� o iubeasc�. 1380 01:06:43,334 --> 01:06:44,917 - Nu au spus altceva? - Nu. 1381 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:48,584 Doar c� vor s� petreac� un weekend cu voi patru? 1382 01:06:48,751 --> 01:06:51,501 Tat�l tau ne-a pl�tit trenul trenul la clasa �nt�i 1383 01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:54,792 Noi �ntotdeauna 1384 01:06:54,876 --> 01:06:55,917 am c�l�torit la clasa a doua. 1385 01:06:56,084 --> 01:06:57,376 Vrea s� ne duc� de nas. 1386 01:07:01,876 --> 01:07:04,126 Vor s� ne z�p�ceasc� �i s� r�m�nem aici. 1387 01:07:04,292 --> 01:07:08,542 �i doresc baft�. Eu m� v�d deja m�nc�nd un falafel �n Tel Aviv. 1388 01:07:08,709 --> 01:07:09,459 Eu, la Tel Aviv, 1389 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:12,167 nu am nicio �ans�. �i aici mi-am �nchis cabinetul. 1390 01:07:12,334 --> 01:07:15,917 Eu am semnat cu o banc� din Shanghai. 1391 01:07:16,084 --> 01:07:19,834 Crezi ca ar putea investi �n r�citorul meu? 1392 01:07:22,876 --> 01:07:23,959 Ce figur�! 1393 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:28,876 De data asta, nu am nevoie de nimeni. �i tu, Charles? 1394 01:07:29,042 --> 01:07:33,042 Ca �i tine, vom pleca. Doar dac� Audiard m� sun� pentru filmul lui. 1395 01:07:33,209 --> 01:07:34,751 N-o s� te dune, frate. 1396 01:07:38,751 --> 01:07:39,751 Uite-i. 1397 01:07:39,876 --> 01:07:40,584 Bine a�i venit! 1398 01:07:40,751 --> 01:07:43,334 A�i mers bine cu noul tren TGV? 1399 01:07:43,501 --> 01:07:46,251 - O adev�rat� bijuterie! - Uit�m adesea, dar Fran�a 1400 01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:49,334 este �n fruntea tehnologiei �n mai multe domenii. 1401 01:07:49,501 --> 01:07:50,834 V-a�i r�sf��at... 1402 01:07:51,001 --> 01:07:54,167 Nu, am �nchiriat-o pentru acest weekend. Este simbolic�. 1403 01:07:54,334 --> 01:07:56,334 Nu avem ce invidia la nem�i. 1404 01:07:56,501 --> 01:07:59,501 Cele f�cute �n Fran�a sunt denigrate, dar nu avem de ce s� ro�im. 1405 01:07:59,667 --> 01:08:03,209 Pune�i-v� bagajele �n portbagaj, se deschide automat. 1406 01:08:06,376 --> 01:08:08,834 Ce bine c� a�i putut s� v� face�i timp. 1407 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:10,667 V� iubim. Nu-i a�a, Claude? 1408 01:08:10,834 --> 01:08:15,584 Da, mult de tot. Chiar dac� la �nceput nu a fost u�or. 1409 01:08:15,751 --> 01:08:18,209 A fost vina mea. �mi fac mea culpa. 1410 01:08:18,376 --> 01:08:21,501 �i noi v� iubim. nu-i a�a, b�ie�i? 1411 01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:23,084 Da, da, sigur. 1412 01:08:23,251 --> 01:08:26,292 Scuza�i-m�, o s� opresc dou� secunde 1413 01:08:26,459 --> 01:08:29,334 ca s� retrag ni�te bani. 1414 01:08:30,292 --> 01:08:34,417 Ce p�cat c� pleci, Chao. Agen�ia asta caut� un director. 1415 01:08:34,876 --> 01:08:35,876 Mul�umesc, Claude. 1416 01:08:35,917 --> 01:08:36,959 �ntre banca 1417 01:08:37,126 --> 01:08:41,167 din Shanghai �i Cr�dit Mutuel din Chinon, ce a�i alege? 1418 01:08:41,792 --> 01:08:45,042 - Bouvier! Ce mai faci? - De Verneuil! La plimbare? 1419 01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:48,001 Le ar�t�m ginerilor no�tri frumoasa noastr� regiune. 1420 01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:50,209 D�nsul este Chao, �i el lucreaz� �n domeniul bancar. 1421 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,334 Se duce s� lucreze �n China. 1422 01:08:52,501 --> 01:08:53,709 V� place riscul. 1423 01:08:53,876 --> 01:08:56,167 - De ce? - Nu citi�ii presa? 1424 01:08:56,334 --> 01:08:58,834 Economi�tii prezic pr�bu�irea 1425 01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:02,209 - economiei chineze. - Vorbesc despre un tsunami financiar. 1426 01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:05,334 Dar b�ncile franceze sunt puternice, gestionate cu seriozitate. 1427 01:09:05,501 --> 01:09:07,084 Dar... ne place aventura 1428 01:09:07,251 --> 01:09:09,792 - sau nu ne place aventura. - S� ai o zi frumoas�, Bouvier. 1429 01:09:09,959 --> 01:09:10,959 �i voi la fel. 1430 01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:14,209 Privi�i acest peisaj. 1431 01:09:14,376 --> 01:09:16,542 Nu l-a� schimba pentru nimic �n lume. 1432 01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:20,126 Aici avem totul:c�mpie, munte, marea, totul. 1433 01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:22,376 Scriitorul Sylvain Tesson spune: 1434 01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:26,417 �Fran�a este un paradis populat de oameni care se cred �n iad". 1435 01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:28,584 Este relevant! 1436 01:09:28,751 --> 01:09:33,417 Nu suntem departe de fabrica Avilex. V� tenteaz� s� facem un ocol? 1437 01:09:33,584 --> 01:09:36,042 Reubio s-a terminat, Claude. Am �nchis �andramaua. 1438 01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:38,292 Odile ne-a vorbit despre o idee nou�. 1439 01:09:38,459 --> 01:09:41,376 Nu este o idee nou�. Este IDEEA! 1440 01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:43,959 Am inventat r�citorul portabil cu tav�. 1441 01:09:44,126 --> 01:09:47,834 - Ce idee minunata! - Grozav! Vei face o avere. 1442 01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:50,917 S� nu mai ezit�m. O s� ne oprim la Avilex. 1443 01:09:51,084 --> 01:09:53,209 Nu trebuie s� iei nicio decizie. 1444 01:09:53,376 --> 01:09:55,167 Doar de dragul distrac�iei. 1445 01:09:55,334 --> 01:09:58,084 Vede�i, este �ntr-o stare perfect�. 1446 01:09:58,251 --> 01:10:00,501 Transformarea utilajelor de produc�ie 1447 01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:02,876 necesit� un minim de investi�ii. 1448 01:10:03,042 --> 01:10:04,459 Vorbeam �i eu a�a, nu sugerez nimic. 1449 01:10:04,626 --> 01:10:06,876 Pentru un euro simbolic, e mare p�acat. 1450 01:10:07,459 --> 01:10:11,209 - Un euro? Vorbe�ti serios? - Da, David. 1451 01:10:11,376 --> 01:10:14,126 Ale�ii regiunii promoveaz� crearea locurilor de munc�. 1452 01:10:15,501 --> 01:10:17,376 Un euro... e demen�ial. 1453 01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:23,501 Haide�i, mai avem multe minuni de descoperit. 1454 01:10:28,959 --> 01:10:30,792 Ce frumuse�e! Ce m�re�ie! 1455 01:10:30,959 --> 01:10:33,292 Tot spiritul francez este aici. 1456 01:10:33,459 --> 01:10:36,084 Elegan��, rafinament, splendoare. 1457 01:10:36,251 --> 01:10:37,417 �i shrana. 1458 01:10:37,584 --> 01:10:41,417 - Sper c� au o f�nt�n�. - O s� cutreier�m toate castelele? 1459 01:10:41,584 --> 01:10:43,876 Conform Wikipedia, sunt 3.000. 1460 01:10:44,792 --> 01:10:47,167 A� bea un spritz. 1461 01:10:47,334 --> 01:10:50,126 De ce i-au invitat doar pe b�ie�i? Noi ce avem? 1462 01:10:50,292 --> 01:10:50,959 Da. 1463 01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:54,834 Tipic pentru tata, de mod� veche. �i convoac� doar pe b�rba�i. 1464 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:58,292 S� cutreier castelele Loarei, mul�umesc, �mi ajunge. 1465 01:10:58,459 --> 01:11:00,709 �mi vine s� m� �ntorc �nainte s� plec. 1466 01:11:00,876 --> 01:11:02,792 - Termin�. - Ce? 1467 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,084 N-o face�i pe de�teptele. Sunt sigur� 1468 01:11:05,251 --> 01:11:06,792 c� o s� v� fie dor de Fran�a. 1469 01:11:08,209 --> 01:11:09,667 Teatrul a fost construit �n 1864 1470 01:11:09,834 --> 01:11:11,917 de arhitectul Charles Joly-Leterme. 1471 01:11:12,084 --> 01:11:13,709 Este un monument prestigios. 1472 01:11:13,876 --> 01:11:15,792 �i nu a�i v�zut castelul. 1473 01:11:15,959 --> 01:11:18,001 Ei se cred St�phane Bern animator radio �i TV). 1474 01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:20,334 La dracu'! Vor pune �n scen� Othello! 1475 01:11:20,501 --> 01:11:22,876 - A�i v�zut? - Te surprinde, Charles? 1476 01:11:23,042 --> 01:11:25,667 Saumur este �i un ora� cultural. 1477 01:11:27,626 --> 01:11:30,251 A�i venit pentru audi�ie. 1478 01:11:30,417 --> 01:11:32,167 - Da. - Nu mai pleci �n India? 1479 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:33,834 Bada. Dar ca s� m� distrez. 1480 01:11:34,001 --> 01:11:35,834 P�n� la urm�, vor lua un alb. 1481 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:37,001 Pentru Othello? 1482 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,584 Ar fi absurd. Guilaine Montfau, 1483 01:11:39,751 --> 01:11:42,667 regizoare. Nu dau probe dec�t cu negri. 1484 01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:44,292 Ce a�tep�i? D�-i drumul. 1485 01:11:44,459 --> 01:11:47,584 �ncearc�-�i norocul, Charles. Te a�tept�m la cafenea. 1486 01:11:47,751 --> 01:11:49,251 - S� mergem! - S� mergem! 1487 01:11:50,209 --> 01:11:53,167 Ce faci? 1488 01:11:53,334 --> 01:11:56,709 - Vom �nt�rzia. - M� fac frumoas� pentru Nicolas. 1489 01:11:56,876 --> 01:11:58,709 De abia a�tept s� mergem la Paris. 1490 01:11:58,876 --> 01:12:01,834 Nicolas a rezervat o mas� la un restaurant cu stele. 1491 01:12:02,001 --> 01:12:03,834 Vom s�rb�tori. 1492 01:12:04,001 --> 01:12:08,042 Ar trebui unde ��i pui portofelul. Cu ho�ii �tia... 1493 01:12:08,209 --> 01:12:10,292 Nu suntem �n '93. Aici nu sunt furturi. 1494 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:14,084 Regiunea este foarte sigur�. Eu nu-mi �nchid niciodat� ma�ina. 1495 01:12:14,251 --> 01:12:16,126 Niciodat�! 1496 01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:18,376 - Uite-l! Ei bine? - Voi primi r�aspunsul 1497 01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:21,667 foarte repede. M-am descurcat. Guilaine Montfau mi-a spus 1498 01:12:21,834 --> 01:12:23,292 c� am f�cut-o s� se g�ndeasc� 1499 01:12:23,459 --> 01:12:25,876 la t�n�rul Depardieu. 1500 01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,417 Ei bine, m� duc s� aduc ma�ina. 1501 01:12:28,584 --> 01:12:30,084 Vin cu tine. 1502 01:12:32,751 --> 01:12:34,459 Te-ai prostit? G�nde�te-te pu�in. 1503 01:12:34,626 --> 01:12:37,334 - Othello, Depardieu t�n�r... - Este o capcan� 1504 01:12:37,501 --> 01:12:41,292 a b�tr�nilor. �i directorul b�ncii care iese exact c�nd treceam noi. 1505 01:12:41,459 --> 01:12:44,584 Dac� este o capcan�, �nseamn� c� ea nu este regizor. 1506 01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:48,001 Am verificat. Conduce acest teatru de 20 de ani. 1507 01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:50,001 Ce v� imagina�i? 1508 01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:53,417 - C� b�tr�nul a cump�rat-o? - Da. 1509 01:12:53,584 --> 01:12:55,792 De ce l-a�i comparat cu Depardieu? 1510 01:12:55,959 --> 01:12:57,667 Mi-a�i spus s�-l fac s� viseze. 1511 01:12:57,834 --> 01:13:02,084 �n ni�te limite credibile. Esen�ialul este ca el s� accepte rolul. 1512 01:13:02,251 --> 01:13:04,626 Va accepta. L-am v�zut �n ochii lui. 1513 01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:07,584 �i este mult mai bun dec�t credeam. 1514 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:08,751 Vom vedea. 1515 01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:11,834 Ne-am �n�eles c� ve�i p�stra piesa �n repertoriu timp de �ase luni. 1516 01:13:12,001 --> 01:13:13,209 Chiar dac� nu merge? 1517 01:13:13,376 --> 01:13:14,868 Chiar dac� sunt doar doi spectatori. Pl�tim. 1518 01:13:14,869 --> 01:13:16,626 Exist� ni�te limite. 1519 01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:18,001 Pl�tim, am spus. 1520 01:13:18,667 --> 01:13:20,292 Bine. Foarte bine. 1521 01:13:20,459 --> 01:13:25,001 S� nu te pl�ngi dac� o s� m�n�nci numai sup� p�n� la sf�r�itul zilelor. 1522 01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:27,792 Acesta este vinul meu alb! 100% Chenin. 1523 01:13:27,959 --> 01:13:30,334 Maturat �i puternic ca un r�zboinic massai. 1524 01:13:30,501 --> 01:13:33,709 Este foarte digerabil, cu o mentalitate frumoas�. 1525 01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:36,584 - Vre�i s� spune�i mineralitate? - Exact, 1526 01:13:36,751 --> 01:13:39,626 asta am spus, mineralitate. 1527 01:13:39,792 --> 01:13:43,334 - Am impresia c� l-am mai v�zut. - Ascult�... 1528 01:13:43,501 --> 01:13:45,167 Sim�i�i parfumul citricelor? 1529 01:13:45,334 --> 01:13:46,501 Se simte grapefruitul. 1530 01:13:46,667 --> 01:13:47,876 Nu are �i cu mango? 1531 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:49,834 Nu este o salat� de fructe. 1532 01:13:50,001 --> 01:13:53,626 ��i place vinul, Rachid? V�d c� �l apreciezi. 1533 01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:55,292 �mi place foarte mult. 1534 01:13:55,459 --> 01:13:57,459 Cum v� �n�elege�i cu autohtonii? 1535 01:13:57,626 --> 01:13:59,876 - Auto... cum? - Localnicii. 1536 01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:01,751 - Sunt amabili. - Localnicii? 1537 01:14:01,917 --> 01:14:04,584 Da. Foarte amabili. 1538 01:14:04,751 --> 01:14:07,417 �n special femeile, sunt foarte amabile. 1539 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:08,834 Micu�ele fran�uzoaice 1540 01:14:09,001 --> 01:14:12,292 sunt foarte amabile acolo unde trebuie �i cum trebuie. 1541 01:14:13,709 --> 01:14:15,542 Un vinificator african este ceva rar. 1542 01:14:15,709 --> 01:14:19,334 La �nceput, a fost greu. Au fost surprin�i 1543 01:14:19,501 --> 01:14:21,167 s� m� vad�. Dar m-au acceptat. 1544 01:14:21,334 --> 01:14:22,792 M-au adoptat. 1545 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,751 Problema mea nu sunt galii, 1546 01:14:25,917 --> 01:14:27,626 - ci str�inii. - Str�inii? 1547 01:14:27,792 --> 01:14:29,709 Nu str�inii ca voi. 1548 01:14:29,876 --> 01:14:31,876 Str�inii din str�in�tate 1549 01:14:32,042 --> 01:14:37,126 Sud-africanii, chilienii... care copiaz� vinurile noastre franceze. 1550 01:14:37,292 --> 01:14:41,042 V� da�i seama c� eu, un mic produc�tor francez, 1551 01:14:41,209 --> 01:14:43,376 am fost o victim� a contrafacerii. 1552 01:14:43,542 --> 01:14:44,542 Trebuie s� v� ap�ra�i. 1553 01:14:44,626 --> 01:14:48,459 - Cine s� m� apere? - Avem un avocat cu noi. 1554 01:14:48,626 --> 01:14:50,501 Avem �mpotriva noastr� multina�ionalele, 1555 01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:52,792 cu firme americane de avocatur�. 1556 01:14:52,959 --> 01:14:58,042 Trebuie s� te ba�i! Nu americanii fac legea aici. 1557 01:14:58,209 --> 01:15:01,292 - Asta, niciodat�! Niciodat�. - Este mo�tenirea noastr�. 1558 01:15:01,459 --> 01:15:03,501 S� ciocnim. Pentru ap�rarea patrimoniului! 1559 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:04,834 Pentru patrimoniu! 1560 01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:08,417 Acesta este un exemplu bun 1561 01:15:08,459 --> 01:15:11,376 de integrare. Dovede�te c� �n campaniile noastre, 1562 01:15:11,542 --> 01:15:14,292 oamenii sunt mai deschi�i dec�t credem. 1563 01:15:15,001 --> 01:15:17,376 M� simt implicat�, Rachid. 1564 01:15:17,542 --> 01:15:20,751 - Am spus bine textul? - Ai fi putut s� te ab�ii 1565 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:23,042 de la comentariile obscene despre femei. 1566 01:15:23,209 --> 01:15:25,792 Am vrut s�-mi condimentez personajul. 1567 01:15:30,417 --> 01:15:31,792 20 de minute �nt�rziere. 1568 01:15:31,959 --> 01:15:36,001 El este un ivorian adev�rat. 1569 01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:40,042 Uite-i! 1570 01:15:44,334 --> 01:15:46,501 Cine este? Cea care se ocup� de parcare? 1571 01:15:48,292 --> 01:15:51,126 Nu este cea cu parcarea. Este Nicolas. 1572 01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:03,167 Tat�, mam�, ea este Nicole. 1573 01:16:03,626 --> 01:16:04,626 Bun� seara. 1574 01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:16,084 Iisuse Hristoase... 1575 01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:18,084 Haide, profita�i. 1576 01:16:18,251 --> 01:16:19,584 Bucura�i-v�. 1577 01:16:21,292 --> 01:16:23,667 Nu ve�i mai m�nca a�a ceva �n noile voastre ��ri. 1578 01:16:23,834 --> 01:16:27,376 Ne vor lipsi m�ncarea �i vinul. 1579 01:16:28,876 --> 01:16:30,417 Ce tare vorbe�te! 1580 01:16:30,584 --> 01:16:32,667 Asta nu-i ebraic�, David? 1581 01:16:32,834 --> 01:16:36,251 Ebraic�... da, a�a pare. 1582 01:16:39,126 --> 01:16:43,334 Este ebraic�, dar nu pot s�... Tipul are un accent puternic. 1583 01:16:43,501 --> 01:16:45,209 - Nu pot s� traduc. - De unde este? 1584 01:16:45,376 --> 01:16:46,876 Israel, dup� parerea mea. 1585 01:16:47,042 --> 01:16:49,792 Sigur c� Israel. Dar din ce regiune? 1586 01:16:49,959 --> 01:16:52,042 Ar trebui s�-l �ntrebi. 1587 01:16:52,709 --> 01:16:55,876 Este doar un mic disconfort vagal, datorit� stresului. 1588 01:16:56,042 --> 01:16:57,876 O noapte de odihn� �i va fi bine. 1589 01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,084 - OK? Ne vedem mai t�rziu. - Mul�umesc, dn� doctor. 1590 01:17:00,751 --> 01:17:03,001 Du-m� imediat �napoi la Abidjan. 1591 01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:04,876 Nu putem schimba biletele. 1592 01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,376 De ce? 1593 01:17:07,542 --> 01:17:10,167 Pentru c� �ntotdeauna vrei s� pl�te�ti mai pu�in. 1594 01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,251 Da... 1595 01:17:12,417 --> 01:17:16,334 Cel mai bun sfat pe care �i-l pot da este s� pleci. 1596 01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:18,959 Acum 10 ani, mi-am �nfiin�at o firm� �n Israel. 1597 01:17:19,126 --> 01:17:21,167 Da? �n ce domeniu? 1598 01:17:21,334 --> 01:17:22,626 Ad�posturi antiatomice. 1599 01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:25,709 �i vinzi multe? 1600 01:17:25,834 --> 01:17:29,542 Ies bani frumo�i! E o �ar� �n r�zboi, sub amenin�are. 1601 01:17:30,251 --> 01:17:32,584 - Dar e�ti fericit acolo? - Fericit? 1602 01:17:32,751 --> 01:17:36,751 Eu sunt cel mai fericit dintre b�rba�i. Dar mentalitatea lor este special�. 1603 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:40,126 - �tiu, mi s-a mai spus. - At�ta timp c�t nu ai fost acolo, nu �tii. 1604 01:17:40,292 --> 01:17:43,042 - Ai fost vreodat� �n Israel? - Sigur. 1605 01:17:43,209 --> 01:17:47,292 - Fetel petreceri, plaj�... o nebunie! - Asta �n vacan��. 1606 01:17:47,459 --> 01:17:50,959 Eu ��i vorbesc despre via�a real�, c�nd stai permanent. E jale! 1607 01:17:51,126 --> 01:17:55,042 �n Fran�a sunt nemul�umi�i, dar �n Israel sunt... 1608 01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:56,417 Vorbe�ti ebraica? 1609 01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:59,001 Sigur, f�r� probleme. 1610 01:18:03,626 --> 01:18:06,209 Da, �n Netanya, de 20 de ani. 1611 01:18:06,376 --> 01:18:07,416 - Poftim? - M� �ntrebi 1612 01:18:07,501 --> 01:18:09,251 dac� mama mea locuie�te �n Israel? 1613 01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:11,167 Da... las-o balt�. 1614 01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,834 M�car vorbe�ti engleza? 1615 01:18:14,001 --> 01:18:15,459 C�teva cuvinte, de baz�. 1616 01:18:15,626 --> 01:18:18,876 De baz�? Daca nu vorbe�ti nici ebraica, nici engleza, 1617 01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:21,126 o s�-�i vin� greu s� reu�e�ti. 1618 01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:23,334 Tu vorbe�ti franceza? 1619 01:18:24,126 --> 01:18:26,959 Nu, vei vedea... Israelul 1620 01:18:27,126 --> 01:18:29,042 este magic, este divin. 1621 01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:31,542 Eu sunt acolo de 10 ani �i vezi tu... 1622 01:18:31,709 --> 01:18:34,084 �n fiecare noapte visez la Fran�a. 1623 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:38,376 Ei bine, ��i doresc o frumoas� Aaliyah, fratele meu. 1624 01:18:41,167 --> 01:18:42,917 L-ai stresat bine? 1625 01:18:43,084 --> 01:18:44,584 Am pus tot pachetul. 1626 01:18:44,751 --> 01:18:47,292 - �i cheltuielile mele? - Ce cheltuieli? 1627 01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:50,709 Trenul, hotelul, m�ncarea, nu sunt sarcina mea. 1628 01:18:50,876 --> 01:18:52,959 Bine. C�t? 1629 01:18:53,126 --> 01:18:54,292 Mul�umesc. La revedere. 1630 01:18:55,292 --> 01:18:57,584 E bine. Viermele este �n fruct. 1631 01:18:59,542 --> 01:19:03,042 - M�ine, batem cuiul mai tare. - Stai pu�in... 1632 01:19:03,209 --> 01:19:04,584 - 650... - Ce faci? 1633 01:19:04,751 --> 01:19:07,334 Conturile mele. �n ritmul �sta, sunt ruinat. 1634 01:19:07,501 --> 01:19:09,751 C�t de m�runt po�i s� fii uneori! 1635 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:12,437 Nimic nu este prea scump pentru familie. 1636 01:19:12,438 --> 01:19:15,084 - C�t face un plin de benzin�? - 82,14. 1637 01:19:15,251 --> 01:19:17,209 82,14, a�a mi-am zis �i eu. 1638 01:19:21,501 --> 01:19:23,167 Nu po�i s� dormi? 1639 01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:26,292 Imposibil. Nu �tiu de ce, dar sunt nelini�tit. 1640 01:19:26,459 --> 01:19:28,834 �i eu. Parc� presimt c� o s� mor. 1641 01:19:29,001 --> 01:19:32,042 - Trebuie s� fie stresul datorat plec�rii. - Cu siguran��. 1642 01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:33,709 La fel �i pentru mine, frate. 1643 01:19:33,876 --> 01:19:36,417 - Bine, domnule. - Hei, b�ie�i! 1644 01:19:36,584 --> 01:19:40,376 Nu ave�i o pastil� de dormit? M� tot �nv�rt �n pat. 1645 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:44,126 Un whisky este mai s�n�tos. La fel �i pentru fratele nostru. 1646 01:19:45,209 --> 01:19:47,001 Sunte�i to�i fra�i? 1647 01:19:47,167 --> 01:19:48,584 E o poveste lung�. 1648 01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:57,167 - �i el este fratele vostru? - Este cel mai mic. 1649 01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:00,167 - Nu dormi? - Nu, fac footing. 1650 01:20:00,334 --> 01:20:02,001 - Noaptea? - Nu am de ales. 1651 01:20:02,167 --> 01:20:04,042 �n Bollywood sunt sportivi. 1652 01:20:04,209 --> 01:20:08,251 - Noapte bun�, fra�ilor! - Crezi c� va reu�i �n India? 1653 01:20:08,417 --> 01:20:10,667 Sigur c� nu. 1654 01:20:12,876 --> 01:20:14,792 Mi se pare ciudat c� nu o s� v� mai v�d. 1655 01:20:14,959 --> 01:20:16,084 �i mie. 1656 01:20:16,251 --> 01:20:18,167 O s�-mi lipsi�i, vorbesc serios. 1657 01:20:22,876 --> 01:20:26,084 - A fost Apocalipsa �i acum asta. - Va fi bine. 1658 01:20:26,251 --> 01:20:29,209 �i cu p�rin�ii mei a fost complicat la �nceput. 1659 01:20:29,376 --> 01:20:30,501 �i tu? 1660 01:20:30,667 --> 01:20:34,459 C�nd tatal meu a aflat, m-a urm�rit cu o macet�. 1661 01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:36,959 - Macet�? - Acum este mai bine. 1662 01:20:37,126 --> 01:20:40,376 M� rog, e un mod de a spune. �i-a preg�tit maceta. 1663 01:20:40,542 --> 01:20:41,876 Nu-i nimic grav. 1664 01:20:42,042 --> 01:20:43,459 Tat�l t�u este puternic. 1665 01:20:43,626 --> 01:20:46,001 Mi-a fr�nt curtea. Pot s� vorbesc cu el? 1666 01:20:46,167 --> 01:20:47,709 Nu, este prea devreme. 1667 01:20:48,251 --> 01:20:49,251 Scuze, Nicole, 1668 01:20:49,376 --> 01:20:50,917 pentru aceast� sear�. 1669 01:20:51,709 --> 01:20:53,959 Avem nevoie de energie. Programul 1670 01:20:54,126 --> 01:20:56,626 din aceast� ultim� zi este �nc�rcat. Vom �ncepe 1671 01:20:56,792 --> 01:21:01,084 - cu o vizit� la castelul Azay-le-Rideau. - O s� v� uimeasc�. 1672 01:21:01,251 --> 01:21:02,834 Acesta este unul dintre castelele... 1673 01:21:03,001 --> 01:21:05,917 Tat�l meu estebolnav. Nimic serios, dar... 1674 01:21:06,084 --> 01:21:07,626 m� �ntorc la Chinon. 1675 01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:10,834 Ce p�cat! C�nd �ncepusem s� avem rezultate. 1676 01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:12,917 Chiar nu avem noroc. 1677 01:21:15,417 --> 01:21:17,209 - De ce r�zi? - M� g�ndeam 1678 01:21:17,376 --> 01:21:19,626 - la Kofi. Mi-ar fi placut s� fiu acolo. - Unde? 1679 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:21,792 La restaurant, s� v�d ce figur� face. 1680 01:21:21,959 --> 01:21:25,417 - Vei fi amabil cu el? - Bine�n�eles. 1681 01:21:25,584 --> 01:21:28,834 - Doar c� mi-ar fi pl�cut s�-i v�d figura. - Termin�, Claude. 1682 01:21:29,001 --> 01:21:32,459 Dar ��i imaginezi figura lui c�nd le-a v�zut? 1683 01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:34,334 �n cele din urm�... a v�zut-o. 1684 01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:36,209 Opre�te-te! Hai s� mergem. 1685 01:21:45,751 --> 01:21:47,542 Bietul meu Andr�! 1686 01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:51,292 Cum te sim�i? 1687 01:21:51,459 --> 01:21:52,834 R�u, foarte r�u. 1688 01:21:53,001 --> 01:21:55,834 - Trebuie s� fi fost un �oc. - Groaznic. 1689 01:21:56,001 --> 01:21:59,792 Aten�ie, Claude, nu am nimic �mpotriva homosexualilor. 1690 01:21:59,959 --> 01:22:02,834 �n familia so�iei mele sunt c��iva. 1691 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,792 Nu te justifica, Andr�. 1692 01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:07,917 �tiu c�t e�ti de tolerant, de deschis. 1693 01:22:08,084 --> 01:22:11,042 Problema este c� lumea se schimb� prea repede 1694 01:22:11,209 --> 01:22:14,167 �i noi, b�tr�nii, avem probleme s� �inem ritmul. 1695 01:22:14,334 --> 01:22:16,376 Exact, asta este. 1696 01:22:16,542 --> 01:22:18,417 Merge prea repede. 1697 01:22:18,584 --> 01:22:20,959 Poate chiar pu�in prea departe. 1698 01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:25,167 Ei bine... presupun c� anulezi nunta. 1699 01:22:25,334 --> 01:22:28,501 Madeleine refuz�. Nunta sau m� p�r�se�te. 1700 01:22:28,667 --> 01:22:30,792 - Nu... - Femeile astea! 1701 01:22:31,334 --> 01:22:33,417 Mi-am pierdut puterea. 1702 01:22:36,667 --> 01:22:38,709 Chiar dac� a fost o �mecherie, a fost frumos. 1703 01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:41,459 - Oricum, Fran�a este frumoas�a. - E grav. 1704 01:22:41,626 --> 01:22:43,501 �mecheria a fost bine f�cut�. 1705 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:46,376 Director la Cr�dit Mutuel este ceva real. 1706 01:22:46,542 --> 01:22:48,709 Israelul era mai real dec�t natura. 1707 01:22:48,876 --> 01:22:50,792 �i fabrica exist� cu adev�rat. 1708 01:22:50,959 --> 01:22:53,042 - Sper. - Vre�i s� pleca�i sau ce? 1709 01:22:53,209 --> 01:22:56,126 - Sigur, da. - Ne punem doar ni�te �ntreb�ri. 1710 01:22:56,834 --> 01:22:58,584 Un rol frumos de vinificator. 1711 01:22:58,751 --> 01:23:00,667 Am ucis pentru asta. 1712 01:23:00,834 --> 01:23:02,709 - Uite cine este. - Va fi un film frumos. 1713 01:23:02,876 --> 01:23:04,542 Cine erau actorii? 1714 01:23:04,709 --> 01:23:08,251 �n afar� de mine, ceilal�i erau praf, ni�te necunoscu�i. 1715 01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:09,542 Dar realizatorul este 1716 01:23:09,709 --> 01:23:13,667 Claude Verneuil, din familia cineastului Henri Verneuil. 1717 01:23:13,834 --> 01:23:16,209 El este cel care a creat Fort Boyard. 1718 01:23:18,251 --> 01:23:21,084 Halucinez! Au pl�tit figuran�i. 1719 01:23:21,251 --> 01:23:24,292 Este emo�ionant. Dovede�te c� le pas� de noi. 1720 01:23:24,459 --> 01:23:25,459 E�ti frumoas�. 1721 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:29,209 Dr�gu�� ca o lumin�. Ar��i ca un tunel sub Sena. 1722 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:31,709 Pu�in la st�nga. Asta este. 1723 01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:33,001 Perfect. 1724 01:23:33,584 --> 01:23:35,334 Te las s� te odihne�ti. 1725 01:23:35,501 --> 01:23:37,667 Stai. Po�i s�-mi aduci 1726 01:23:37,834 --> 01:23:40,126 jambon �i un mic pahar cu vin... 1727 01:23:40,292 --> 01:23:42,876 - Vin �n starea ta? - Am nevoie 1728 01:23:43,042 --> 01:23:44,167 de un �nt�ritor. 1729 01:23:44,334 --> 01:23:45,626 O s�-�i aduc. 1730 01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:48,876 Dac� nu te superi, dac� te duci �n ora�, 1731 01:23:49,042 --> 01:23:51,042 po�i s�-mi aduc presa? 1732 01:23:51,209 --> 01:23:52,459 - Presa? - Da. 1733 01:23:52,626 --> 01:23:55,376 Da, sigur. Asta-i tot? 1734 01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:00,834 Ce are? 1735 01:24:01,001 --> 01:24:04,542 - A primit rolul. - Av�nd �n vedere c�t m-a costat... 1736 01:24:07,251 --> 01:24:09,334 Dar ceea ce ne dorim se va produce. 1737 01:24:09,501 --> 01:24:11,834 Acest weekend mi-a deschis ochii. 1738 01:24:12,001 --> 01:24:15,001 Nu am vrut s� fug din Fran�a, ci din Paris. 1739 01:24:16,376 --> 01:24:17,376 M� ascul�i? 1740 01:24:17,501 --> 01:24:18,167 Da. 1741 01:24:18,334 --> 01:24:21,042 Am fi mai ferici�i �n provincie, s� am curtea mea. 1742 01:24:21,209 --> 01:24:25,626 Am deschide un cabinet. I-am ap�ra pe produc�tori �i produc�toare. 1743 01:24:25,792 --> 01:24:27,792 Ce produc�toare? 1744 01:24:27,959 --> 01:24:29,917 De vin, br�nz�, din regiune. 1745 01:24:30,084 --> 01:24:31,417 �i feministele mele algeriene? 1746 01:24:31,584 --> 01:24:35,459 Interferen�ele externe nu sunt niciodata bune. Uit�-te la Libia. 1747 01:24:37,167 --> 01:24:40,001 ��i ba�i joc de mine! Mi-am cump�rat chiar �i bikini. 1748 01:24:40,167 --> 01:24:44,626 Ofer�-i unei femei algeriene. A�a vei face ca lupta s� dureze mai mult. 1749 01:24:44,792 --> 01:24:48,001 Anul�m? Cu trei zile �nainte de nunt�? De abia a�teptam 1750 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:50,917 Am dansat a�a de mult la nunta lui Laure �i Charles... 1751 01:24:51,084 --> 01:24:53,542 Ve�i putea s� dansa�i, petrecerea r�m�ne. 1752 01:24:53,709 --> 01:24:56,042 A�i ales alt� biseric�? 1753 01:24:56,209 --> 01:24:59,959 Nu, p�rinte. Doar c�... Cum s� v� spun... 1754 01:25:00,126 --> 01:25:02,667 C�s�toria religioas� nu este posibil�. 1755 01:25:02,834 --> 01:25:04,751 Nicolas nu este catolic? 1756 01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:06,459 Ce religie are de data asta? 1757 01:25:06,626 --> 01:25:09,167 P�rinte, fiica mea este lesbian�. 1758 01:25:11,376 --> 01:25:15,834 Da... da... Nu pot face nimic pentru voi. 1759 01:25:16,001 --> 01:25:17,292 Familia dvs. este 1760 01:25:17,459 --> 01:25:19,209 mereu plin� de surprize. 1761 01:25:19,376 --> 01:25:21,834 Scuza�i-m�. 1762 01:25:33,584 --> 01:25:34,834 Nu? 1763 01:25:40,959 --> 01:25:42,459 Totu�i... 1764 01:25:42,626 --> 01:25:44,792 - Cine �i-a dat scaunul? - So�ia ta. 1765 01:25:44,959 --> 01:25:46,751 E mai practic dac� fac un colaps. 1766 01:25:46,917 --> 01:25:48,334 Te-ai sim�it r�u? 1767 01:25:48,501 --> 01:25:50,126 Nu, dar simt un gol. 1768 01:25:50,292 --> 01:25:53,209 Domnului �i este foame. Ce v-ar face pl�cere? 1769 01:25:53,376 --> 01:25:55,126 O m�ncare african� bun�. 1770 01:25:55,292 --> 01:25:59,209 P�cat, �n Chinon nu exist� un restaurant african. 1771 01:25:59,376 --> 01:26:00,834 Du-te la Tours. 1772 01:26:01,001 --> 01:26:04,792 L�ng� gar� este unul camerunez foarte bun. S�-mi aduci 1773 01:26:04,959 --> 01:26:08,417 un ndol� cu miondo �i un ardei antilez. 1774 01:26:08,584 --> 01:26:10,876 Treci printr-un moment dificil, 1775 01:26:11,042 --> 01:26:12,501 dar nu abuza. 1776 01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:14,084 Exist� ni�te limite! 1777 01:26:16,126 --> 01:26:17,876 Cine �i-a dat pijamaua mea? 1778 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:21,292 Tot so�ia ta. E amabil�, nu? 1779 01:26:25,209 --> 01:26:27,667 O s�-l otr�vesc pe acest Bokassa. 1780 01:26:33,917 --> 01:26:36,709 F� �i tu un efort! Se pare c� nu e�ti motivat. 1781 01:26:37,501 --> 01:26:41,459 Am vrut s�-�i vorbim. Nu mai sunt mai sigur c� vreau s� plec. 1782 01:26:41,626 --> 01:26:43,459 - Cum asta? - M� �ntreb 1783 01:26:43,626 --> 01:26:46,417 dac� nu facem o prostie. Aici ne sim�im buni. 1784 01:26:46,584 --> 01:26:47,376 Ai spus 1785 01:26:47,542 --> 01:26:50,376 - c� nu mai po�i s� stai. - Este ca �i �ntr-un cuplu. 1786 01:26:50,542 --> 01:26:53,042 Ne iubim �i, uneori, ne sprijinim reciproc mai mult. 1787 01:26:53,209 --> 01:26:56,334 - Asta-i o glum�? - Vorbesc foarte serios. 1788 01:26:56,501 --> 01:26:59,751 R�citorul meu portabil cu plac� va fi un mare succes �n Fran�a. 1789 01:26:59,917 --> 01:27:01,542 Suntem regii cocktailului. 1790 01:27:06,209 --> 01:27:09,001 (Accent ebraic) Deci? Nu-l a�tept�m pe David? 1791 01:27:14,209 --> 01:27:15,042 Ce faci? 1792 01:27:15,209 --> 01:27:17,459 �nc�lzesc ndolul lui Kofi. 1793 01:27:17,626 --> 01:27:20,167 A sunat David. Vrea s� vad� din nou fabrica. 1794 01:27:20,334 --> 01:27:22,792 Mai vrei s� investe�ti 30.000 de euro 1795 01:27:22,959 --> 01:27:26,042 - �n afacerea lui cu r�citorul? - Adic� s� pierd 30.000 de euro. 1796 01:27:26,209 --> 01:27:27,959 Nu! David va reu�i. 1797 01:27:28,126 --> 01:27:31,751 - Sigur... - Iar Rachid �i Isabelle au 1798 01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:33,501 multe �ndoieli cu privire la Algeria. 1799 01:27:33,667 --> 01:27:35,584 Nu glume�ti? �i chinezul? 1800 01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,959 Chao, Claude. Chao! 1801 01:27:38,126 --> 01:27:39,542 Da, scuz�-m�, Chao. 1802 01:27:39,709 --> 01:27:41,751 El este cel mai hot�r�t. 1803 01:27:41,917 --> 01:27:43,834 A v�ndut apartamentul, �i-a dat demisia 1804 01:27:44,001 --> 01:27:48,001 dar s� nu-�i faci griji, nu mi-am spus ultimul cuv�nt. 1805 01:27:50,126 --> 01:27:53,251 - Nu este posibil! - Aten�ie la limbaj, domnule. 1806 01:27:53,417 --> 01:27:55,792 - Calmeaz�-te, dragule. - Bine. Scuze. 1807 01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:58,209 De ce �mi refuza�i viza? 1808 01:27:58,376 --> 01:28:00,001 Trebuie s� fie un motiv. 1809 01:28:00,167 --> 01:28:01,667 Nu primim 1810 01:28:01,834 --> 01:28:02,834 du�manii poporului. 1811 01:28:02,959 --> 01:28:05,709 Du�manii poporului? Dar ochii �tia ce �nseamn�? 1812 01:28:05,876 --> 01:28:07,709 Sunte�i activist tibetan. 1813 01:28:09,417 --> 01:28:10,751 Nu am niio leg�tur� 1814 01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:12,917 - cu tibetanii. - Ce facem? 1815 01:28:13,084 --> 01:28:16,042 �i-ai p�r�sit slujba, am v�ndut apartamentul... 1816 01:28:16,209 --> 01:28:18,334 O s� fac o mini criz� de nervi. 1817 01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:21,959 - Ie�i�il - De ce �mi vorbe�te ur�t? 1818 01:28:22,126 --> 01:28:24,042 Ne �ntoarcem. Revenim! De fapt... 1819 01:28:24,209 --> 01:28:26,709 Cine este regina fotografiei? 1820 01:28:26,876 --> 01:28:30,209 Cazul este solu�ionat pentru al patrulea ginere al nostru. 1821 01:28:30,376 --> 01:28:34,126 E�ti diabolic�, Marie. O s�-l sun pe Bouvier la banc�. 1822 01:28:50,667 --> 01:28:52,542 Cr�dit Mutuel din Chinon, da. 1823 01:28:52,709 --> 01:28:54,209 - Da... - Parc� visez. 1824 01:28:54,376 --> 01:28:56,792 Dac� mi s-ar fi spus c� voi reveni 1825 01:28:56,959 --> 01:28:58,626 unde nu am vrut s� mai locuiesc... 1826 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:01,626 �i eu preiau cabinetul Dr. Maertens. 1827 01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:04,334 Maertens? Dentistul copil�riei noastre? 1828 01:29:04,501 --> 01:29:06,084 Cel care ne-a m�cel�rit. 1829 01:29:06,251 --> 01:29:08,959 Suntem gata! 1830 01:29:10,751 --> 01:29:11,917 Ce frumoas� e�ti! 1831 01:29:12,084 --> 01:29:13,876 Rochia ta este splendid�! 1832 01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:16,709 - Adev�arat? - Eu am un feti� cu picioarele. 1833 01:29:16,876 --> 01:29:19,292 Oh la la, ce bombe! 1834 01:29:23,042 --> 01:29:24,626 Ce-i cu claxonul? 1835 01:29:36,417 --> 01:29:38,042 Nu pl�nge. 1836 01:29:42,376 --> 01:29:43,376 So�ul meu refuz� 1837 01:29:43,417 --> 01:29:44,126 s� vin�. 1838 01:29:44,292 --> 01:29:46,209 Duce�i-v�. M� ocup eu de el. Pleca�i! 1839 01:29:51,876 --> 01:29:53,167 Inutil s� insi�ti. 1840 01:29:53,334 --> 01:29:55,417 Este mai presus de puterilei mele. 1841 01:29:55,584 --> 01:29:58,042 Termin� cu teatrul �sta, Andr�. Ridic�-te! 1842 01:29:58,209 --> 01:30:00,376 Starea mea se agraveaz�. 1843 01:30:00,542 --> 01:30:04,209 Fiica ta se c�s�tore�te �i nu vei fi acolo ca s� asi�ti? 1844 01:30:04,376 --> 01:30:05,376 Asta este �i basta. 1845 01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:07,334 Vei regreta toat� via�a. 1846 01:30:07,501 --> 01:30:10,792 Asta este �i basta. S� nu-mi dai lec�ii. 1847 01:30:10,959 --> 01:30:12,709 Aminte�te-�i de ultima c�s�torie. 1848 01:30:12,876 --> 01:30:14,459 Exact, dar apoi 1849 01:30:14,626 --> 01:30:16,876 am acceptat �i a ie�it totul bine. 1850 01:30:18,126 --> 01:30:20,334 Nici nu pot s� merg. 1851 01:30:20,501 --> 01:30:22,834 Doctorul a spus c� nu ai nimic. 1852 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:25,501 E un �arlatan! �la-i doctor? 1853 01:30:25,667 --> 01:30:27,584 E�ti la fel de �nc�p��nat ca �i mine. 1854 01:30:27,751 --> 01:30:30,042 Te comp�timesc sincer, Andr�. 1855 01:30:30,209 --> 01:30:32,417 Nu vei merge la banchet? 1856 01:30:32,584 --> 01:30:35,209 Asta-i h�r�uire. Sunt pe moarte. 1857 01:30:35,376 --> 01:30:38,542 P�cat, pentru c� se serve�te m�ncarea ta preferat�. 1858 01:30:39,917 --> 01:30:41,084 Tournedou Rossini? 1859 01:30:41,251 --> 01:30:43,126 Da, tournedou Rossini. 1860 01:30:43,292 --> 01:30:45,001 Viviane l-a cerut pentru tat�l ei. 1861 01:30:45,167 --> 01:30:48,167 - A f�cut ea asta? - Da, a f�cut asta. 1862 01:30:48,334 --> 01:30:50,167 �i las meniul ca suvenir. 1863 01:30:54,042 --> 01:30:57,542 Tart� Tatin la desert! 1864 01:31:02,251 --> 01:31:03,417 O s� fie bine. 1865 01:31:07,084 --> 01:31:08,417 Stai acolo. 1866 01:31:12,334 --> 01:31:15,626 - Ce se �nt�mp�? - Am schimbat chestia din interior. 1867 01:31:15,792 --> 01:31:17,626 - Nu? - A �nceput s�-mi plac� Harissa. 1868 01:31:19,792 --> 01:31:21,876 Sunt foarte ocupat. 1869 01:31:22,042 --> 01:31:24,167 Am alt� c�s�torie dup� asta. Trebuie s� merg acolo. 1870 01:31:24,334 --> 01:31:25,334 Chiar merge�i? 1871 01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:30,667 Putem a�tepta cinci minute? 1872 01:31:30,834 --> 01:31:32,334 Ceea ce �nseamn� 45 de minute de a�teptare. 1873 01:31:32,501 --> 01:31:34,876 Trebuie s�-i d�m drumul. Dar o s� fie bine. 1874 01:31:35,042 --> 01:31:36,959 Doamnelor, v� rog. 1875 01:31:37,126 --> 01:31:40,709 - Noi... vom �ncepe. - Mai �ncet! Era c�t pe ce 1876 01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:44,084 - s�-mi strive�ti piciorul! - Fac ce pot, b�tr�ne. 1877 01:31:44,251 --> 01:31:46,126 Nu sunt brancadier. 1878 01:31:55,042 --> 01:31:56,042 Fiica mea! 1879 01:31:56,126 --> 01:31:58,751 Tat�... 1880 01:32:08,126 --> 01:32:12,167 - �mi place de familia Verneuil. - Francezii, to�i bolnavi. 1881 01:32:12,334 --> 01:32:14,876 - Deloc, Arash. - Ba da, bolnavi la cap. 1882 01:32:15,042 --> 01:32:16,042 Termin�, Arash! 1883 01:32:56,209 --> 01:32:58,917 Este din nou �n form�l tata Kofi, nu? 1884 01:32:59,084 --> 01:33:00,167 Pentru ce bem? 1885 01:33:00,792 --> 01:33:03,292 Pentru Fran�a! Cea mai frumoasa �ar� din lume! 1886 01:33:03,459 --> 01:33:04,584 �mi place. 1887 01:33:04,751 --> 01:33:06,292 Atunci... pentru Fran�a! 1888 01:33:11,917 --> 01:33:14,126 Un cadou? Cu ce ocazie? 1889 01:33:14,292 --> 01:33:16,751 Ca mul�umire. Era s� face cu to�ii o prostie. 1890 01:33:16,917 --> 01:33:17,709 Nu �tim 1891 01:33:17,876 --> 01:33:21,501 ce-ai pus la cale, dar suntem ferici�i s� r�m�nem aici. 1892 01:33:21,667 --> 01:33:25,792 Mi-am f�cut datoria de patriot �i de cap al familiei. 1893 01:33:27,501 --> 01:33:29,042 Un kepi (chipiu)? 1894 01:33:30,876 --> 01:33:32,417 Nu oricare. 1895 01:33:32,584 --> 01:33:34,667 A apar�inut generalului de Gaulle. 1896 01:33:35,376 --> 01:33:36,792 Da... 1897 01:33:36,959 --> 01:33:38,417 Da! 1898 01:33:42,126 --> 01:33:43,459 V-am �n�eles! 1899 01:33:46,917 --> 01:33:47,959 Yvonne! 1900 01:33:48,126 --> 01:33:49,584 Unde e�ti? Yvonne? 1901 01:33:49,751 --> 01:33:51,959 Nu-i niciodat� c�nd am nevoie de ea. 1902 01:33:54,584 --> 01:33:56,251 Pentru Fran�a! 1903 01:33:56,417 --> 01:33:59,709 (�Le Temps� - DJ Kerozen) 1904 01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,876 Stai, vreau s� depun cecul lui David. 1905 01:34:12,042 --> 01:34:13,042 Nu, �nchid. 1906 01:34:13,209 --> 01:34:15,626 Un cec de la David se depune repede. 1907 01:34:15,792 --> 01:34:18,292 - M� ocup de el luni. - Stai, stai. 1908 01:34:18,459 --> 01:34:20,542 Depune-l �i pe al meu. Mul�umesc. 1909 01:34:24,251 --> 01:34:26,501 C�nd vorbim despre Lupul de pe Wall Street... 1910 01:34:26,667 --> 01:34:29,667 V�d c� domne�te �ncrederea. �i v-am dat cecurile acum un sfert de or�. 1911 01:34:29,834 --> 01:34:31,667 �ncepe�i f�r� mine, 1912 01:34:31,834 --> 01:34:33,501 Trebuie s� trec pe la fabric�. 1913 01:34:33,667 --> 01:34:36,292 Te duci dup� aceea. �n Fran�a, aperitivul este sacru. 1914 01:34:36,459 --> 01:34:38,751 �Ready for the Fight� (The Young Punx) 1915 01:34:49,501 --> 01:34:50,876 Iat�-i! 1916 01:34:51,042 --> 01:34:52,334 Ce frumo�i sunt! 1917 01:34:53,751 --> 01:34:56,042 - V-am dat un autograf pe cartea mea. - Ce amabil. 1918 01:34:56,209 --> 01:34:57,251 Mul�umesc, Claude. 1919 01:34:57,417 --> 01:34:59,501 Tonnell� cel uitat, nici m�car nu �ti�i cine este. 1920 01:34:59,667 --> 01:35:02,959 �i mai ales s�-mi spune�i sincer ce p�rere ave�i. 1921 01:35:03,126 --> 01:35:05,376 El este micul meu Balzac. 1922 01:35:05,542 --> 01:35:07,376 S� a�tept�am a doua carte. 1923 01:35:07,959 --> 01:35:09,376 Bunicule! 1924 01:35:11,584 --> 01:35:13,376 - Uite-l pe bunicul! - Bunico! 1925 01:35:13,542 --> 01:35:16,709 Toat� familie este acolo. Este perfect, perfect! 1926 01:35:16,876 --> 01:35:19,626 Ce frumos... suntem r�sf��a�ii. Suntem r�sf��a�ii sor�ii. 1927 01:35:19,792 --> 01:35:22,917 Cu ce �i-am gre�it, Doamne? 147526