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Candy cane pie is so good.
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I wish they served it all year round.
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I think the reason we
love candy canes so much is
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because they give you the same feeling
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as rubbing coke on your gums.
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It kind of does.
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And I won't be up vacuuming
naked at 3:00 in the morning.
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I know what I want for Christmas.
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A videotape of Marjorie on cocaine.
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Well, there wouldn't be videos.
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It'd be chiseled on a cave wall.
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What are you guys
doing on Christmas Eve?
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Anyone want to come caroling
with me and my church group?
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♪ No, no-no, no, no-no, no-no. ♪
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But thanks for asking.
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Ah, I wish we could,
but we've got plans.
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With each other.
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On Christmas. Can you believe it?
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Adam's working, so we're
gonna make gingerbread houses
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and watch movies in matching jammies.
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You don't know how hard it was
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to find footie pajamas in her size.
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Or how easy it was to find 'em in hers.
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Well, if anybody wants to come sing,
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we hit Bluebird Lane around 7:00.
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Oh, it's my sponsee.
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I have to take it. She
totally relies on me.
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Hi, Patty. How can I put my life on hold
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while I help you today?
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She calls her four times a day.
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Well, I'm gonna be calling you
a ton 'cause I'm in free-fall.
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Andy took off to Minnesota to
spend Christmas with his mother.
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Well, why didn't you go with him?
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There's lots of reasons, Tammy.
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The big one being he didn't invite me.
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I mean, if you and I were dating,
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and you were going
home for the holidays,
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you would take me, wouldn't you?
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It depends. Are we exclusive?
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Does every date end in a sleepover?
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Have we taken a bath together?
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Yes to all three.
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Well, then I would
definitely take you home
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and parade you around
the local Applebee's.
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Oh, I don't know what Applebee's is,
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but Tammy's a good boyfriend.
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Patty's going through a rough patch,
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so I invited her to
spend Christmas with us.
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Oh. Well,
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Christmas with me,
my mom and a stranger.
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Not the first time. Mm.
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In fact, why doesn't everyone
come over Christmas Eve?
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It might help cheer Patty up.
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You want to go to this party, baby?
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'Cause if you not, we
can stay home and snuggle.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. What are you doing?
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I'm setting up the coffee.
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But everything's all higgledy-piggledy.
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Look, I didn't go to college.
What does that mean?
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It means the stir sticks go here,
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and the sweeteners go here.
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Talk about higgy-wiggy.
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I mean, most people are right-handed.
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It makes more sense to do it this way.
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Ugh. But we're alcoholics.
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You can't just go changing things,
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'cause we don't like change!
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Look, Bonnie's running a little late.
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She asked me to handle it.
I'm handling it!
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Okay. Marjorie, can you tell Tammy
to stop moving the stir sticks!
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Oh, God, she moved the stir sticks?
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No!
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And this is where we have our meetings.
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It's also where they have
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bingo, country line dancing
and, uh, CPR classes.
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I came on the wrong day once,
and now I can Heimlich a baby.
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My baby's eight years old.
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- I'm not allowed to see her.
- Nice job, Christy.
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Everyone, this is Patty, my sponsee.
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Come meet Patty, my sponsee.
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Patty, this is Marjorie,
Jill, Tammy, Wendy.
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This is my sponsee, Patty,
the woman who I sponsor.
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- Hi.- Hi.
- Welcome.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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I'm gonna sit down.
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If you think she seems sad now,
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you should have seen her before
I started working my magic.
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Okay, what dumb-ass got
creative with the stir sticks?
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I thought I was handling
my boyfriend abandoning me
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at Christmas pretty well.
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But then he sent me a
picture of him and his mom.
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S-Sweet, right?
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But if you zoom in
close on his left arm,
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you can clearly see three fingers
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that belong to a lady who
was obviously cropped out.
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Um, I'm trying not to obsess
over what is probably nothing,
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but... who is she?
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Who is she?
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Who is she?!
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Anyway, if I'm not here tomorrow,
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I'm in Minneapolis with
blood on my hands. Thanks.
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Would anybody else like to share?
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I hated when you did this to me,
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but it's fun doing it to someone else.
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Go ahead.
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Hi. I'm Patty, and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Patty.
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I have 85 days,
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which is the longest I've ever had,
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thanks to my incredible sponsor.
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I called her yesterday
because my mom told me
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that she won't let me see
my daughter at Christmas.
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Aw. It's because of last year.
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I got wasted before lunch,
knocked over the Christmas tree,
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and then I started screaming at my mom.
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My kid spent most of the day crying.
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I thought having 85 days
might buy me a second chance.
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It didn't.
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So, what's the point of having 85 days?
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That's it.
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Hi, I'm Marjorie, alcoholic.
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Hi, Marjorie.
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This time of year just
makes me extra grateful
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for my life and the people in it.
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Take a look at that hand.
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Am I overreacting?
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But now...
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It's a 30-hour drive.
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Wear a diaper, go straight through.
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Thanks for sharing your room with me.
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Mm. No problem.
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This is sort of like we're sisters.
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Oh, my God. That would
make Bonnie my mom.
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Oh, I wish Bonnie was my mom.
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When I was a kid, I
would say the same thing.
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Girls, it's late.
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Keep it down or invite me in.
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- We'll be quiet.
- Come on in!
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Well, how you holding up?
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Well, I'm okay, I guess.
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I'm just sad that when
my daughter looks back
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on this Christmas,
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all she's gonna remember
is that I wasn't there.
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Or worse, she'll
remember the years I was.
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I know it's hard to imagine right now,
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but one day, you guys might be able
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to look back and laugh at this stuff,
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- even the most painful parts.
- We do it constantly.
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Ooh, remember that time when I was 11?
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You're gonna have to be more specific.
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Christmas Eve.
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This one goes out with her
new boyfriend of 48 hours
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to buy a few last-minute presents.
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Oh, come on now. Not that story.
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No, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny.
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Turns out, there's a bar
right next to the Toys "R" Us,
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and I wake up Christmas
morning in an empty house.
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Around noon, the phone rings.
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It's a collect call, so I'm thinking
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she's in jail again, but no.
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No, no. No, she got into a
fight with Dad of the Week,
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and needs me to go pick her up
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at the park where she passed out.
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I'm 11.
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So, I drive over and get her.
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In my defense, she was
an excellent driver.
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- Still is.
- Thanks.
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That's incredible.
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Not done.
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On the way back home, we
stopped at a gas station
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where I bought my own
Christmas presents...
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Two Milky Ways and a Teen Bop magazine
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with a fold-out poster of Kirk Cameron.
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I believe there was
also a Yoo-hoo involved.
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Yes, yes, yes. Yoo-hoo.
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Nothing says Christmas
like chocolate milk
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that doesn't need to be refrigerated.
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Okay, this has been fun,
but if I'm not asleep
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when Adam comes home, he'll
want to talk about his day.
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Oh. Oh, oh. Oh! I forgot the best part.
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That night, she gets drunk
again, eats my Milky Ways
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and then puts her chocolatey
fingers all over my magazine.
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For the record, I didn't
get drunk again. I got high.
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Sweet dreams.
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Hmm.
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Your mom is awesome.
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I feel like everyone who lives
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in my gingerbread house is really happy.
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Now they're all dead.
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I'm thinking they got out okay.
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No, they're all pinned under the rubble,
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and the cell service is bad.
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Something bothering you, Patty?
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My mom won't even let me
talk to Erica on the phone.
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I'm sorry.
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If it makes you feel any better,
my daughter won't talk to me,
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and my son chose to
live with his father.
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That's so sad.
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I know. I was trying to
cheer you up to my level,
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but I depressed myself down to yours.
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Okay, candidate number five... Katie.
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She went to high school with Andy,
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still lives in town, not married.
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Okay, look at the fingers.
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Are they too stubby?
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Enough with the fingers.
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Jill, why aren't you participating
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in this time-consuming,
supposedly fun yuletide ritual?
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I am. But as in real life,
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I hired a contractor to
build my house for me.
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How's it going over there, Tam?
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It's great.
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I'm building an 18th century
English country house.
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I think you're gonna like it.
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I just have to redo these gables.
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What happened to Bonnie?
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She went to get a sweater.
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That was, like, an hour ago.
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It was? Wow. Time sure flies
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when you're building
a historically accurate
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representation of a
house out of cookies.
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Be right back.
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Ooh. Forget stubby fingers.
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Look at candidate number six.
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- Oh, my God, just call him!
- What?
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You've got a great
boyfriend who loves you,
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so stop inventing drama!
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If you got a question, just
call him and ask, or get ready
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to sit home with me every
Saturday night and knit socks!
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I guess I could give him a call.
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Hey, Wendy, if you're making socks,
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I'm a size ten and a
half, and I like the ones
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with little toes like foot mittens.
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I'm prepared to sit here all night.
236
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What do you want me to say?
237
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,629
The holidays are hard for me.
238
00:10:03,654 --> 00:10:05,887
Oh, you're the one.
239
00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:11,106
Christy told an...
240
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:14,565
awful story about me last night.
241
00:10:14,634 --> 00:10:16,522
I've heard it a thousand times,
242
00:10:16,547 --> 00:10:18,713
I've always laughed,
but for some reason,
243
00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:21,873
now I want to punch myself in the face.
244
00:10:21,941 --> 00:10:23,174
I'm just...
245
00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:24,753
suddenly...
246
00:10:27,914 --> 00:10:30,181
very ashamed of who I was.
247
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:32,373
And that is not how I roll.
248
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,031
You're right where
you're supposed to be.
249
00:10:34,187 --> 00:10:36,154
What, hiding in my room
crying about something
250
00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:38,246
that went down 30 years ago?
251
00:10:38,402 --> 00:10:40,168
What's happening to you is very common.
252
00:10:40,193 --> 00:10:41,826
You've got almost five years,
253
00:10:41,895 --> 00:10:44,362
and you're starting to see
your past through sober glasses,
254
00:10:44,387 --> 00:10:46,120
and that can be painful.
255
00:10:46,232 --> 00:10:47,765
Why during Christmas?
256
00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,811
We don't get to
schedule when it happens.
257
00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:52,170
It just, it comes up when it comes up.
258
00:10:53,502 --> 00:10:56,707
I once made a flight to
Detroit very, very uncomfortable
259
00:10:56,732 --> 00:10:58,866
for my seatmates.
260
00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:00,655
Why were you in Detroit?
261
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,246
It's the National Cat Show.
262
00:11:02,359 --> 00:11:03,792
Is that why you were crying,
263
00:11:03,817 --> 00:11:05,983
'cause you paid to go to a cat show?
264
00:11:06,052 --> 00:11:08,519
If you really must know, I was crying
265
00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:11,481
because 15 years earlier I
had cheated on my husband,
266
00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:13,257
and for some reason mid-flight,
267
00:11:13,282 --> 00:11:16,316
the enormity of what I had done hit me.
268
00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:18,096
Oh.
269
00:11:22,402 --> 00:11:23,801
I get it.
270
00:11:23,826 --> 00:11:27,182
Recovery is a never-ending process.
271
00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:29,895
We're slowly peeling
back layers of an onion.
272
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,288
You don't get to see it all
at once, but that's a blessing.
273
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,846
'Cause nobody could handle it.
274
00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,182
Bit of a situation.
275
00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:41,064
Patty has decided to
go kidnap her daughter.
276
00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:42,320
That's not the word she's using,
277
00:11:42,388 --> 00:11:44,655
but I'm telling you that is what it is.
278
00:11:48,094 --> 00:11:50,682
- Hey, what's going on?
- I'm going to get my daughter.
279
00:11:50,707 --> 00:11:51,773
Get out of my way.
280
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,403
But what about your mom?
281
00:11:53,428 --> 00:11:55,061
Gonna wait till she falls asleep,
282
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:56,563
crawl through the doggy door,
283
00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:59,256
grab my kid and find a motel
to celebrate Christmas together.
284
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:02,569
Oh, my God, we're gonna be on Dateline.
285
00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:06,149
Patty... listen to me.
286
00:12:06,174 --> 00:12:07,707
Sometimes when we're angry,
287
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:10,099
we don't really make the best decisions.
288
00:12:10,124 --> 00:12:12,224
I just want to hug my daughter, okay?
289
00:12:12,249 --> 00:12:13,815
C-Come here. Sit down.
290
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,874
Here, have some...
291
00:12:18,053 --> 00:12:19,726
chimney.
292
00:12:21,882 --> 00:12:24,657
I know what you're going
through is really painful...
293
00:12:24,726 --> 00:12:26,526
This is your first sober Christmas...
294
00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:29,629
But like everything in sobriety,
you don't have to face it alone.
295
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:30,786
You have me.
296
00:12:30,811 --> 00:12:31,843
You have all of us.
297
00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:33,368
Yeah. And we're gonna help you
298
00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:34,726
make the best of it.
299
00:12:34,751 --> 00:12:36,302
And as your sponsor, I'm supposed
300
00:12:36,371 --> 00:12:39,038
to give you suggestions
that make you go, "Ugh,"
301
00:12:39,107 --> 00:12:41,174
so here goes.
302
00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:44,177
I want you to text your
mother and say "thank you."
303
00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:47,113
Ugh! Why?
304
00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:49,839
For taking such good
care of your daughter.
305
00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:51,731
Just think about it.
306
00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:55,670
Come on.
307
00:12:55,695 --> 00:12:57,862
Let's get your stuff back upstairs.
308
00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:00,372
Fine.
309
00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:04,063
If you're planning on
making a run for it,
310
00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:06,155
just know that I am
stronger than I look.
311
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,246
- No, you're not.
- No, I'm not.
312
00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:11,371
You handled that beautifully.
313
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,973
Good, 'cause I want to die.
314
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,509
But I'm not gonna
ruin another Christmas.
315
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,978
Who wants to watch It's a Wonderful Life
316
00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:20,493
even though it's not?
317
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,983
You know, it's early...
we could still go caroling.
318
00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:27,353
♪ O holy no. ♪
319
00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:30,490
My God, you have a beautiful voice.
320
00:13:30,989 --> 00:13:34,327
I guess I could do a couple of houses.
321
00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:37,090
And that's how it's done.
322
00:13:39,935 --> 00:13:43,160
So what do we do, just knock
on a door and start singing?
323
00:13:43,191 --> 00:13:46,005
You don't knock on doors...
That's trick-or-treating.
324
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,084
We stand in the yard and sing.
325
00:13:48,109 --> 00:13:51,136
If they like it, they come out
and give us cookies or candy.
326
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,308
So it is
trick-or-treating.
327
00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:57,637
This is a pretty house.
328
00:13:58,386 --> 00:13:59,486
I don't need it.
329
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:05,697
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas,
we wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
330
00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,699
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
331
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,776
♪ And a Happy New Year ♪
332
00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:12,160
- ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪
- ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
333
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,186
- ♪ To you and your kin ♪
- ♪ We wish you... ♪
334
00:14:14,211 --> 00:14:16,044
- ♪ Good tidings for Christmas ♪
- ♪ Christmas ♪
335
00:14:16,069 --> 00:14:18,110
- ♪ And a Happy New Year ♪
- ♪ New Year ♪
336
00:14:18,135 --> 00:14:20,265
- ♪ Now, bring us some figgy pudding ♪
- ♪ Pudding ♪
337
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,058
- ♪ Now bring us some figgy pudding ♪
- ♪ Pudding ♪
338
00:14:22,089 --> 00:14:23,756
♪ Now bring us some figgy... ♪
339
00:14:26,463 --> 00:14:27,686
Were we that terrible?
340
00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:30,122
No. This happens. The important thing is
341
00:14:30,147 --> 00:14:32,362
we leave before they
turn the sprinklers on.
342
00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:36,395
Hey, it's me.
343
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,565
You're not picking up, so I'm
just gonna leave a message.
344
00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:41,091
In that sweet picture you
sent me of you and your mom,
345
00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:43,079
why the hell are there
lady fingers on your arm,
346
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:45,470
and why are they giving
you an affectionate squeeze?
347
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,572
Call me. Who's the hand?
348
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,025
God, I miss having a boyfriend.
349
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,716
I know. It's the best.
350
00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,759
Christy's been cheering
me up with stories
351
00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:58,716
- about what you used to be like.
- Mm.
352
00:14:58,741 --> 00:15:00,638
Did you really steal
wrapped Christmas presents
353
00:15:00,663 --> 00:15:02,337
out of someone's car
and give them to her?
354
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:04,910
Yep. That was the year
Christy got an electric razor
355
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,221
- and a smoking jacket.
- Ah.
356
00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:10,299
Might also have been the
year she started smoking.
357
00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,911
♪ Joy to the world ♪
358
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,797
♪ The Lord is come ♪
359
00:15:17,822 --> 00:15:19,792
♪ Let earth receive ♪
360
00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:21,784
♪ Her King ♪
361
00:15:21,809 --> 00:15:23,275
- Yes!
- ♪ Let every ♪
362
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,486
♪ Heart ♪
363
00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,699
♪ Prepare Him room ♪
364
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,672
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
365
00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:30,615
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
366
00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:31,894
♪ And heaven ♪
367
00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:32,919
♪ And heaven ♪
368
00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:35,120
♪ And nature sing ♪
369
00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:37,333
♪ Joy to the world ♪
370
00:15:37,358 --> 00:15:39,601
♪ The Savior reigns ♪
371
00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:40,626
♪ Let men ♪
372
00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:43,195
♪ Their songs employ ♪
373
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,974
♪ While fields and floods ♪
374
00:15:45,999 --> 00:15:48,120
♪ Rocks, hills and plains ♪
375
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:50,245
♪ Repeat the sounding joy ♪
376
00:15:50,314 --> 00:15:52,481
♪ Repeat the sounding joy ♪
377
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,688
♪ Repeat, repeat ♪
378
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:57,283
♪ The sounding joy ♪
379
00:15:57,308 --> 00:15:59,111
♪ He rules the world ♪
380
00:15:59,179 --> 00:16:01,813
- ♪ With truth and grace ♪
- Bonnie ran away.
381
00:16:01,882 --> 00:16:05,605
♪ And makes the nations prove ♪
382
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:08,097
♪ The glories of ♪
383
00:16:08,122 --> 00:16:10,243
♪ His righteousness ♪
384
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:12,768
♪ And wonders of his love... ♪
385
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,860
Merry Christmas.
386
00:16:14,928 --> 00:16:17,807
♪ Wonders of... ♪
387
00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:20,309
Mom?
388
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:21,833
Bonnie?
389
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:23,802
Here, Bonnie, Bonnie!
390
00:16:23,871 --> 00:16:25,604
Bonnie!
391
00:16:25,672 --> 00:16:27,697
Bonnie Plunkett!
392
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:30,471
Come to my voice!
393
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:33,894
Follow the sound of my voice!
394
00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:36,859
I have great news!
395
00:16:36,884 --> 00:16:37,816
Did you find...
396
00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:38,728
Sorry. Did you find her?
397
00:16:38,753 --> 00:16:40,883
No. But I talked to Andy.
398
00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:43,789
The fingers belong to his
ex-girlfriend from high school.
399
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:47,336
He told me nothing's going
on, and I believe him.
400
00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:48,727
Merry Christmas to me!
401
00:16:48,796 --> 00:16:50,393
I trust a man!
402
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,442
I think we found her.
403
00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:09,041
I got this.
404
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:17,886
Hey...
405
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,471
Look who's away in a manger.
406
00:17:22,504 --> 00:17:24,371
Not funny.
407
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,109
Whatcha doin'?
408
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:29,869
Just hanging out with Mary.
409
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:32,504
She was a good mother.
410
00:17:32,549 --> 00:17:33,881
I mean...
411
00:17:33,924 --> 00:17:36,608
like me, her...
pregnancy was a surprise,
412
00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:39,267
but after that, she
knocked it out of the park.
413
00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:41,890
Where's this coming from?
414
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:44,700
Those stories you told Patty.
415
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:47,719
I was so awful.
416
00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:50,678
I-I don't know how I'm ever
gonna make it up to you.
417
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:53,836
You've already done it.
418
00:17:53,861 --> 00:17:57,629
You may just be feeling
this, but I'm finally over it.
419
00:17:57,878 --> 00:18:00,812
I can tell those stories because
they don't hurt me anymore.
420
00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:03,869
Also, people love them.
421
00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:06,353
They're real crowd-pleasers.
422
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:09,055
They are colorful.
423
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:10,909
Mom...
424
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,713
you've come so far.
425
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:16,114
You're in such a healthy place.
I'm so proud of you.
426
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:17,315
Healthy?
427
00:18:17,384 --> 00:18:20,585
I've got straw in my underwear.
428
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:24,551
But you're wearing underwear.
429
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,604
Are you okay?
430
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,072
Listen,
431
00:18:30,097 --> 00:18:32,497
if you want to find a sponsor
who's a little more together,
432
00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:34,422
I-I certainly would understand.
433
00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:37,156
Are you kidding? They say
you're supposed to want
434
00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:39,181
what your sponsor has.
435
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:42,924
More than anything, I want
what you have with Christy.
436
00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:46,375
Check it out... We're role models.
437
00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,551
I guess we are.
438
00:18:49,727 --> 00:18:51,527
And I did what you said.
439
00:18:51,552 --> 00:18:53,789
I texted my mom and thanked her.
440
00:18:53,814 --> 00:18:55,297
Good job.
441
00:18:55,978 --> 00:18:57,722
All right, come on, let's go home.
442
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,868
Okay.
443
00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:03,115
Christy, remember when
I stole the baby Jesus
444
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,140
from the nativity scene.
445
00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:08,500
Yep. It was the only time
I got a doll for Christmas.
446
00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:21,657
Look how many presents
there are under the tree.
447
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:27,196
Whoa. And there's a stocking for me!
448
00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:29,221
Merry Christmas, girls!
449
00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,127
Can we start opening?
450
00:19:32,152 --> 00:19:35,381
Hold on. Adam! Come on,
we're waiting for you!
451
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,695
I look ridiculous!
452
00:19:44,236 --> 00:19:46,826
Who's a good boy, Gussie?
453
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,351
You're so good.
454
00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:51,287
It doesn't get better than this.
455
00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:53,412
It absolutely gets better than this.
456
00:19:56,432 --> 00:19:57,692
Oh, my God.
457
00:19:57,955 --> 00:19:59,859
My mom's gonna let
me FaceTime with Erica
458
00:19:59,884 --> 00:20:01,383
while she opens presents.
459
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,208
That's fantastic!
460
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:05,267
I'm so happy for you!
461
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,596
Mom, why are you crying now?
462
00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:11,621
I'm the best sponsor ever.
463
00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:16,049
- You kinda are.
- Aw...
464
00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:19,695
- Can I go change yet?
- No.
465
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:24,719
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