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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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JULIA: Q, I think this is it.
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Jules, this is our quest.
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Was there always
a keyhole right there?
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The eye can never be fixed.
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But you can't spy
on me anymore.
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You have a week's sail
back to Whitespire
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to think about
what you've done.
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Alice!
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I'm sorry.
You called me loo late.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He can't.
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No, come on, Pen.
Don't, don't, come on.
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(SUBS) No.
Shit.
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What the fuck is happening?
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We have to do something.
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Do something!
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Kady.
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Kady, he's gone.
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KADY; No.
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Kady. Kady, I'm right...
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You need to hear me.
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I was astral projecting.
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I wasn't in my body
when I died... It died.
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Damn it!
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Damn it.
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(YELLS)
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(THUDS)
Damn it!
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JULIA: Q. Hey.
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Hey, I... What's wrong?
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Um... It's... It's Penny.
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(LAUGHS)
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oh, come on.
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I'm sorry.
Do you ever have, like,
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an inappropriate emotional
response that you just can't...
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Um...
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Why is nobody crying?
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I saved all your asses
so many times.
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Appreciate me!
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Well, I suppose someone
should say some words.
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Yes?
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QUENTIN: Okay, um, yeah.
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We're here today
to remember the life
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of a friend and student.
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William Penny Adi...
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Adi, uh...
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I don't really know how
to pronounce his last name.
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It's Adiyodi. Idiot.
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QUENTIN:
Penny was complicated.
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And I think
he probably hated me.
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But, um...
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None of us really knew him.
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Not even me.
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That's how he wanted it.
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So, uh...
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All I can really say is, uh...
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I am so screwed.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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Okay, come on.
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Damn it.
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Yo.
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SHEP". Bum, you dawn mere'?
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Shep!
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Hound one of them
soft ones you like.
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Don't burn it.
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Oh. The vellum feels nice
on my ass.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I need that.
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I got a surprise
for you, too.
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Fresh meat upstairs.
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What's it been?
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Two weeks since
we caught the librarian?
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Not much left
but gristle.
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You ate a librarian?
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Hi, there.
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Eliot?
Hello, kind strangers.
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We were hoping to warm
ourselves by your fire.
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That's a bad move, Eliot.
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What brought you
to the Neitherlands?
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Family vacation.
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No, I mean...
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We got here
using magic beans.
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We used a magic key.
ELIOT: Right.
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But there's no magic now,
so, um, we're stuck.
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Like you?
That's right.
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Fountains are
all frozen over.
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We haven't eaten in days.
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ELIOT: Right. Um...
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If you had an extra
sandwich or something...
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No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Have a seat.
(SIGHS) Thank you.
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No, no, no.
No, Eliot, don't!
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They're cannibals!
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Oh, God.
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Thank you. PENNY". No,
no, no, nu, no, no, no.
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No, that's... Don't eat that.
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No, don't eat that, please.
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You're eating a dude!
Mmm. It's not bad.
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Man, seriously,
fuck this place!
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I can't believe
that he's gone.
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I mean, we were never
really that close.
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But I don't know, I...
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I loved him, I think.
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It's just... How come
you never really know
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how much you care about
somebody until they're gone?
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I remember he used to let me
ride around on his shoulders.
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What?
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I loved that.
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Were you close
with your dad?
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Oh.
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For fuck's sake.
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QUENTIN: I saw him
a few weeks ago.
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It's crazy. Um...
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The cancer that he had
was sort of
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inherently magical,
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so magic went away, and...
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He's, like, in remission.
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Sorry. l didn’t mean to, uh...
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No, it's good. It's good.
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It's the one good thing
to come out of this.
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L didn’t know when I was
gonna see you again.
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I had nowhere else to go.
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After the burial, I can't be
in the same room as my mom.
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I mean,
we could use your help.
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Finding these keys,
bringing magic back...
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Honestly,
I don't think we should.
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Okay, I don’t really know
where to begin with that.
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But, I mean,
for starters, I mean,
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this is... This is our quest.
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I sort of feel like
we were elected.
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It's magic. Jesus, Alice, I...
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You turn it back on,
what happens to your dad?
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(EXHALES)
Sometimes I want magic back
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more than anything.
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And sometimes I just...
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I look around and see
what a mess we made with it.
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Right now
I just wanna be 23,
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and not know what I want,
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and not know what I'm doing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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I just remembered,
I have to tell
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Eliot and Margo about Penny.
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How? Aren't they in Fillory?
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(MOUTHING)
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What are you doing?
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That was super weird.
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PICKWICK: Your Majesty,
if you would prefer,
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we can put into harbor
at Broken Bay instead.
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When did you get
this sweet boat?
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Man.
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I miss all the cool shit.
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MARGO: We don't have a choice.
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If we sail anywhere
other than Whitespire,
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the Fairy Queen will fly in
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on the back
of some whimsical animal,
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and she'll slit our throats,
or worse.
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A messenger bunny,
Your Majesty.
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Penny's dead. Sorry.
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Penny's dead?
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Was he not already?
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What?
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I can't believe it.
PENNY: Thank you.
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Finally!
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He was my best friend.
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Okay, I mean, all right.
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I guess I always thought
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someday we were gonna bang.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Me, too, girl. Me, too.
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You know, I... I thought
we'd have normal problems.
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Like, I'd look at other girls,
and you'd get mad.
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Or your! tell me a story
for the third time,
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and we'd realize we have
nothing left to say.
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But we don't get
normal problems.
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I know what
you're looking for. Don't.
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This is stupid.
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What do you think
this is gonna solve?
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You can't hear a word I say.
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There is no point in me staying
here and watching you suffer
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if I can't do a damn thing
about it, so...
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I'm gonna go.
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Try and find some way
to fix this.
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Goodbye, Kady.
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Julia.
(GASPS)
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Help her. Now.
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What'?
The hell?
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You're the only one who can.
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What? What happened?
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Oh, fuck.
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Jesus.
Kady!
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Kady, come on!
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Um...
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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Kady...
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Come on!
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Come on.
Please, Kady.
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Wake up.
(GASPS)
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, baby.
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0K3'! -
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Holy shit,
that was gross.
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What?
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You can see me?
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You can see me?
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Hey, what's your deal?
(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
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It's just,
you're talking to me,
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and not through me,
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and that's
kind of huge, Penny.
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How do you know my name?
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Well, I've been watching you
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and your friends
since you got here.
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I'm Hyman. Cooper.
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Hyman?
Mmm-hmm.
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Did that mean something
different when you were born?
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Wait, you haven't
heard of me?
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The Pervert Ghost
of Brakebills?
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L was a student here
in the 1920s.
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A Traveler, like you.
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I would practice astral
projection around the campus.
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You know, pop into lectures,
the dormitories,
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showers, you know how it is.
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Uh... No.
And as a prank,
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someone moved my body
while I was...
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Being a fucking pervert.
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And, yes, in their defense,
I was given several warnings.
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But I never found my body.
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You can't cast a locator spell
without actual fingers, so...
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It must have died
without me in it.
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That's a bummer.
Well, Jake's on them.
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'Cause now I'm a ghost.
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So it's all peeping,
all the time.
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You know you're not
a ghost, right?
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Wha... I'm not?
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You were on the astral plane
when you died.
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So was I.
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Our minds were traveling.
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Now they have no place
to go back to.
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Look, ghosts have some
unresolved shit in this world,
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so they relive their death
over and over.
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Are you doing that?
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People can see ghosts.
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Ghosts can touch things.
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I know' 'cause I've been
touched by a ghost, Hyman,
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and it wasn't great.
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We can't do that
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Okay, Professor,
then how come
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I can sit in a chair?
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Why am I not
just falling forever?
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I don't know.
I don't make the rules.
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Your ass just knows.
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Look, didn't you
figure all this shit out
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100 years ago when you died?
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I mean, haven't you
communicated with anyone?
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I mean, tried to get a message
out that you're alive-ish?
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Believe me,
I tried everything.
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For years.
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It did not end well.
(DOOR OPENS)
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What do you mean,
it didn't end...
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Shh. Shut up.
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Shut up.
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JULIA: Hey.
Hey.
262
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How's Kady?
263
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,760
Sleeping it off
in the infirmary.
264
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,603
How did you know
to knock down her door?
265
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,607
Just a feeling.
Okay.
266
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,302
They're my
favorite pairing.
267
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,935
The tension between them.
268
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,606
Friends for years,
but he's always loved her.
269
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,446
You're in a bit of a research
K-Hole here.
270
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,349
Yeah.
It's cool.
271
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,652
It just reminds me of me.
272
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,355
QUENTIN: So, the second key...
So, the Knight's daughter,
273
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,448
she found it
in a sentient cave
274
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,994
that just kept
asking her riddles,
275
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,585
and wouldn't let her in until
it deemed her worthy.
276
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,994
It was very patronizing.
Wait.
277
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,429
Why does that sound familiar?
278
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:45,799
Because Rupert Chatwin
found the same cave
279
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,168
in the first Fillory book,
The World in the Walls.
280
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,332
He was being chased by
a belligerent cassowary.
281
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,467
I remember.
Right. Um...
282
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,638
So he finds this mountain
of treasure,
283
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,113
but only takes one item.
284
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,513
A golden key.
285
00:13:58,604 --> 00:13:59,708
To bring to his friend.
286
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,342
Right, that he met
during the war.
287
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,648
So, look,
if this story is real,
288
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,656
and he actually did
give him the key,
289
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,816
then I... l...
290
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,382
Jules, I think the key
is here on Earth.
291
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,817
(CHUCKLES)
292
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,328
Seriously?
293
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,555
These two?
294
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,360
You and Kady are great.
295
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,902
I totally ship that.
296
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,832
Alice is okay.
297
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,563
She's a bit of a Mrs. Grundy.
298
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,505
You know? I don't
get that reference.
299
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,210
Oh, Josh is my idol.
300
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,572
That man is a Vagician.
301
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,706
But Quentin, I mean,
302
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:36,651
the outsider let into the inner
sanctum of secret knowledge.
303
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,851
As someone born in 1902,
304
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:42,888
I find a heterosexual white
male hero very relatable.
305
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,365
Anyway, Quentin is
the duck's nuts.
306
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,561
No, that cannot be
a real thing people said.
307
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,364
So we should send
a message to Eliot.
308
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,269
Shit. Eliot.
309
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,703
Oh, my God.
310
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,373
(PANTING)
311
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,746
Cannibals!
They're cannibals!
312
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,075
I told you!
313
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,784
Oh, my God.
314
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,183
They made me
315
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,749
eat a person.
316
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,546
We should make
a deal with them.
317
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,717
No.
318
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,886
You can't negotiate
with cannibals.
319
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,428
You can't give them
what they want.
320
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,929
Well, can't we?
No!
321
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,428
You're grounded.
322
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,227
We need to find
a way out of here.
323
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,565
On the Muntjac, the
key created the door
324
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,105
out of nowhere
when we needed it.
325
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,231
L don’t see any doors
or places a door could be.
326
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,536
Downstairs in the Library!
327
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,469
You lied about the key.
328
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,940
They lied first.
329
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,537
I couldn't risk them
taking the key from us.
330
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,480
No, you lied to me.
331
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,116
You were never
collecting taxes.
332
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,978
Uh, can we have this talk
when we're not being hunted
333
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,953
by cannibals?
What is the key for?
334
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,820
Fray!
What does it really do?
335
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,120
It doesn't fucking matter
if we can't find a door.
336
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,396
Wait, there are doors all over
the downstairs of the Library.
337
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,659
No shit!
338
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,665
I think, there are cannibals
sitting on the only entry point.
339
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,094
Wait, they're coming!
340
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,966
Run, run, run!
341
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,602
Slow down!
I have wooden toes!
342
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,834
Go,go,go,go,go,go.
343
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,773
Hyman, where have you been?
344
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,110
I went with them
to solve the mystery
345
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,808
of Rupert's golden key.
346
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,349
Who cares?
347
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,181
If they find
all seven keys, Penny,
348
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,311
then...
349
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,852
Something good happens?
350
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,517
I missed a bit.
351
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,650
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
352
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,285
So the seven keys
353
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,161
from the story unlock magic?
354
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,460
Oh, that's...
355
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,025
We think that Rupert Chatwin
brought one back to Earth
356
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,038
and gave it to an American
soldier that he served with
357
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,163
in World War ll.
358
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,537
His name was Lance Morrison.
359
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,339
And it turns out that
after the war,
360
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,472
Lance went to a magic school.
361
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,982
Brakebills.
JULIA: Right.
362
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:49,212
So if there are any records
from the late 1940s,
363
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,486
maybe that can help us
find the key.
364
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,047
My assistant's file cabinet,
bottom drawer.
365
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,386
Thank you.
366
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,388
Pardon the interruption.
Can I help you?
367
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,124
Wait a minute.
I know that guy.
368
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,394
I certainly hope you can.
369
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,025
I'm here on behalf
of The Order.
370
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:10,071
At the Library formerly
headquartered in the Neitherlands?
371
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,507
We need to talk about Penny.
372
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,642
Sorry to be blunt,
373
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,808
but did Penny die
a traumatic death?
374
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,987
Dean Fogg said
you were the one to ask.
375
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,250
Yes, it was traumatic.
376
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,318
That explains it.
377
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,354
Penny signed a contract
with The Order,
378
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,420
guaranteeing his services
in this life
379
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,090
and, well, beyond.
380
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,259
Curiously, his soul never
reported for service
381
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,393
to our Underworld branch.
382
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,494
Then where is he?
383
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,006
I'm right here.
384
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,772
Likely in the process
of becoming a vengeful spirit.
385
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,069
Best to nip that in the bud
before his time is up.
386
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,237
What do you mean?
387
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,370
The soul is tethered
to the body
388
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,005
for seven days after death.
389
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,278
We can use that tether to yank
Penny's soul out from wherever
390
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,717
and send him on his way.
391
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,780
How?
Eat him, naturally.
392
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,891
(CHUCKLES) Sweetheart,
I'm not gonna eat him.
393
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,223
I'm a pescatarian.
394
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,092
The Order has retained
the services of a corpse eater
395
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,562
for situations such as this.
396
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,226
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one
is eating my body, okay?
397
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,563
I’m not fucking done
with it yet.
398
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,194
Kind of a ticking clock
on this.
399
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,296
If the tether goes
before Penny's soul passes on,
400
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,566
he's right fucked.
401
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,233
The corpse eater
needs a tick to prepare.
402
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,802
She'll be here tomorrow
at sundown.
403
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,139
Oh, and you're welcome.
404
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,558
The ghost children at the
Plover house couldn't be saved.
405
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,287
But Penny
still has his tether.
406
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,758
I'm not a ghost!
407
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,458
KADY: If he's a ghost,
shouldn't he be,
408
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,957
I don't... I don't know,
haunting us?
409
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,664
What if something else
happened?
410
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,932
Yes, something else
did happen!
411
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,771
ALICE: It can take decades for
a spirit to become malevolent.
412
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,509
Corpse eaters
are a rare creature.
413
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,602
If the Librarians
actually have one,
414
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,912
not just some sicko
who wants a free meal,
415
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,951
you should use it.
416
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,481
But what if there's a way
to fix him?
417
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,750
To bring him back?
418
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,485
ALICE: Without magic?
419
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,288
Julia has magic.
420
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,855
Okay, not much, but I...
421
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,260
It's just, I... I...
I can't wrap my head around
422
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,497
sending him to work for the
Library for a billion years.
423
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,532
I don't trust them.
424
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,505
There you go. Come on, Kady.
425
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,167
The Underworld's not so bad.
426
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,604
Quentin says
there's a bowling alley.
427
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,807
And a billion years surrounded
by books sounds like Heaven.
428
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,142
PENNY: Damn it, Alice.
429
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,841
I thought we were bros.
430
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,978
Ah. Let go, let go, let go!
431
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,785
My God!
432
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,889
I was only trying to follow
the story.
433
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:45,656
No, what Julia does
in the bath is not story!
434
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,562
It is revealing of character.
435
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:52,034
Listen, I need to talk
to Kady somehow today.
436
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,863
Okay?
437
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,565
Now, I don't give a shit
if it didn't end well
438
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,972
for you in the past.
You are going to help me.
439
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,806
Or I will cock block you
for the rest of time.
440
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:04,877
0K3'! -
441
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,018
When I first got stuck
in the Astral Plane,
442
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,923
I spent months
trying to push things.
443
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,388
I never got anywhere.
444
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,689
Until I tried
being the thing.
445
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,593
Uh...
446
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:24,929
(EXHALES)
447
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,700
Okay, focus on a penny.
448
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,330
(LAUGHS)
449
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,608
Get it? 'Cause of your name'?
You get it.
450
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,605
Now, you're not gonna try
to move the penny.
451
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,345
You're gonna try to be it.
452
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:40,207
So pour yourself
into its shape.
453
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,110
Inhabit it
with your whole being.
454
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:44,747
Hmm?
455
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,117
Go ahead.
456
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,852
Be the penny.
Okay.
457
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,625
I got this.
458
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,555
Be the penny.
459
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,727
Just be the goddamn penny!
460
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,788
Penny, just be it!
(STUTTERS)
461
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,265
What does that even mean?
462
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,529
You're getting confused
by the whole Penny thing.
463
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,037
Maybe we should have started
with a nickel.
464
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,095
Wha...
Huh? Be the nickel!
465
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,368
Maybe you shouldn't say
the same dumb shit
466
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,876
over and over!
467
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,606
Oh, I'm sorry,
but you're a dullard!
468
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,644
A real dunce, I say!
469
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,317
You are worth less
than a penny,
470
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,908
and a penny is worthless!
471
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:16,976
(SCREAMS)
472
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,212
Um...
473
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,985
PENNY; This is weird.
474
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,322
(GASPS) You are the penny.
475
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,257
What do I do now?
I can't move.
476
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,230
Well, how could you?
You don't have any feet.
477
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,231
(PENNY GRUNTS)
478
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,968
What are you...
What are you doing?
479
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,129
It sounds like you're pooping.
480
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,633
Holy zerts! You did it!
(CHUCKLES)
481
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,410
(GAGGING)
on.
482
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,078
I still have the taste
of pennies in my mouth.
483
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,949
Wait, why... Why don't l...
484
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,290
Why don't I just project
myself into my own body?
485
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,619
I know how to be that.
486
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,284
The only reason
you're still alive
487
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,919
is because you were astral
projecting when you died.
488
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,358
So if you go back
into your corpse,
489
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,831
you'll just be dead.
490
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,101
I need something bigger.
491
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,498
I need something
that can talk.
492
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,467
Yeah, hey, be careful.
493
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,373
Controlling things with brains
is much harder.
494
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,377
PENNY: Be the bunny.
495
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:20,941
(EXHALES) Be the bunny.
496
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,646
Be the bunny.
MARGO: It won't work.
497
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,282
Fairy Queen bitch
thinks she can break me
498
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,817
with a few days' time
out on Eliot's party boat?
499
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,865
Your Majesty, upon our return
to Whitespire,
500
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:39,460
might I suggest a hot bath
to relax yourself?
501
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:44,167
I can't, because that chalky
twat won't get out of my tub.
502
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,003
Keep waiting for
Eliot to come back.
503
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:49,972
But maybe he never will.
504
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,213
That bunny I sent him
was returned to sender.
505
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,909
For all I know, he's dead.
506
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,021
And him and Penny are blowing
each other in Heaven.
507
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,423
Now, when I get back...
508
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,196
I'm gonna fix this.
509
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:13,360
Benedict, you're gonna
round up the guards.
510
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,335
Tick, you're gonna go to that
fairy-repelling hallway
511
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,205
and you're gonna grind
one of those bricks to dust.
512
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:22,007
You're gonna put it
in the Fairy Queen's bath
513
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,575
and when that knocks her
on her ass,
514
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,374
I'm gonna cutout her heart
and eat it
515
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,683
in front of every goddamn
fairy asshole in the kingdom.
516
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,950
Damn. Girl, you get shit done.
517
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,693
(GROANS)
518
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,032
And I thought
Hyman was a perv.
519
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,411
Bethe Margolem.
520
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,486
Bethe Margolem.
521
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:08,555
Uh, um... Um, announcement.
522
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,719
You guys remember
the Margolem?
523
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,922
Margo's doppelganger
made of living clay?
524
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,922
Since Margo's been gone,
I've been storing it.
525
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,558
You know, for safekeeping?
526
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,563
Ew.
That's problematic.
527
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,933
TODD: It's not like that.
528
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,803
I just dress her up
and pretend she respects me.
529
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,270
Anyways, she's been out of
commission since magic died,
530
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,937
only...
(MARGOLEM GROANS)
531
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,748
She woke up.
532
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,576
Fuck.
533
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,152
(GROWLS)
534
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,314
(QUENTIN YELLS)
535
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,122
(GROANS)
536
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,291
(BOTH YELLING)
537
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,137
I told you
it wouldn't end well.
538
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,701
You know' I wish
you weren't dead
539
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,638
so I could kill you.
540
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,443
DEAN: So, this Margo/em
must've had
541
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,280
some residual magic
left in her.
542
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,321
Or the living clay she was made
of was a magical creature?
543
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,183
Uh, anyway, while we
have you here,
544
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,554
we found Lance Morrison's
Brakebill records.
545
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:18,719
Um... It says that he was only
a student for a semester.
546
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,157
But it also says
in this file that he left
547
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,460
because of a "code seven"
548
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,898
Student suicide.
549
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,831
Or he magically exploded.
550
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:28,064
I don't know why they use
the same damn code for both.
551
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,338
Okay, either way,
he died on campus.
552
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:33,240
So the key might still
be here, right?
553
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,811
But it says he was living
in the West Dorm,
554
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,141
and there is
no such thing, so...
555
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,305
That's because it's buried.
556
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,371
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
557
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,506
DEAN: In the late 1940s,
558
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,052
there was a haunting
in the West Dorm.
559
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,985
At the time,
it was considered bad form
560
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,751
to have a ghost on campus.
561
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:50,355
Unlike today, where we put it
in the goddamn brochure.
562
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:53,397
"That ghost"
is gonna kill them.
563
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:55,060
To death, Penny.
564
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,156
So, the Dean buried
the whole dorm.
565
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,031
Magically protected
the entrances
566
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,365
so that students
couldn't find it.
567
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:03,669
But magic is gone.
So we can walk right in.
568
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:05,831
Right?
569
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,036
What are you gonna do?
570
00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,203
Nothing.
571
00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:10,207
It's not my problem.
572
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:12,715
They' re your friends.
Who I can't help in any way.
573
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,375
You go figure some shit out.
574
00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:17,586
(SCOFFS)
I'm not going down there.
575
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,412
What are you scared of?
576
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:20,581
You're dead already.
577
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:23,123
You're so dumb, Penny.
578
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:26,628
Ghosts can hurt
whatever it is we are.
579
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,595
That one in the West dorm?
580
00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,963
Terrorized me for a week.
581
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,396
Wait a minute.
582
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:36,697
If they can hurt us, then...
Then they can see us.
583
00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,753
Hey. Q.
584
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,793
(DOOR CREAKS)
585
00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:08,827
All right.
586
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,940
Um... Excuse me.
587
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:19,573
Lance Morrison?
588
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:20,839
Who are you?
589
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,444
Did my father send you?
590
00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:24,613
You can tell him I am not
coming home for winter.
591
00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,019
PENNY: Hey, ghost boy.
592
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,682
We need to talk.
593
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:35,121
You need to tell them that Penny
is in the room with them.
594
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,928
What are you talking about?
595
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:38,958
No, lam not a bitch!
596
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,004
Well, we don't think that.
Right, no, of course.
597
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:44,006
Do you know anything
about a golden key
598
00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:47,134
that maybe your friend
Rupert Chatwin gave you?
599
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:48,604
Rupert?
600
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,044
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
601
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,975
This place is quite something.
602
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,982
Nothing compared
to where you've been.
603
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,848
He's in a ghost loop.
604
00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:00,980
He's not even listening to us.
605
00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:02,548
I brought you something.
606
00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:05,054
From Fillory. Here.
607
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,560
Take it.
608
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,225
It won't hurt.
609
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,358
It just reveals the honest
truth of things.
610
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,700
Shows them as they truly are.
611
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,176
I see.
612
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,511
(CHUCKLES) Damn it, Hyman.
613
00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:34,319
This isn't terrifying.
It's just two dudes kissing.
614
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,325
You homophobic pussy.
615
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,223
Lance Morrison.
616
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:41,923
You've been speaking
out of tum
617
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,658
about your mother's family.
618
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,363
You have sullied
the McAllistair name.
619
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,901
LANCE: All I did
was tell the truth.
620
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:51,264
Truth can bury us.
621
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,373
It's the key.
622
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,070
It's ruined everything.
623
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,374
Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt
this little father-son moment,
624
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,007
but could someone please
just say the words,
625
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,450
"Penny is in the room"?
626
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:05,078
Say it isn't true.
Okay.
627
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,716
You can't control yourself.
628
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:11,522
Don't blame the key
for your perversion.
629
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,954
Whoa, dude!
630
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,425
Whoa!
631
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,530
(CHOKES)
632
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:27,140
(SOFTLY) The key's
in the dad's pocket.
633
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,043
L think he just...
634
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,482
Oh, shit.
635
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,646
(GRUNTS)
636
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:42,782
I tried
being nice.
637
00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:44,585
You will say my name.
638
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,755
You say my name,
you ghost dick!
639
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:48,229
What is your name?
640
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,231
That's not a name!
641
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,735
No, it isn't!
642
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,929
Uh, Q?
643
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,932
I think we might have
broken this ride.
644
00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:58,235
No!
645
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:09,183
(ac-mus)
646
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:12,280
The Library has a corpse eater
647
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,119
that can help take him
to the Underworld.
648
00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:17,115
What's she saying?
649
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:19,623
What... What...
Fuck, stop signing!
650
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,631
(OUT LOUD) Burn his body.
KADY: Burn his body'?
651
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:23,122
Oh, hell no.
652
00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,826
Then he'll be stuck there
for eternity,
653
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,794
turning into a ghost,
or worse.
654
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,602
KADY: She says,
"Better than a slave
655
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,471
"to the people who killed him.
656
00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:33,836
"For a billion years."
657
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,705
Am I the only one that
knows that eternity
658
00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,803
is a lot longer
than a billion years?
659
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:40,508
(GROANS)
660
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,710
Lance said his mom
was a McAllistair.
661
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:45,448
Well, that would explain
how he got into Brakebills.
662
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,786
The McAllistairs are
on the board of trustees.
663
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,850
They're one of the oldest
magical families in America.
664
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,155
Lance's father held the key.
665
00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:53,890
I mean, he knew
how powerful it was.
666
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,191
That it would reveal truth.
667
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,289
It would show things
that were hidden.
668
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,858
So, he would have kept it.
669
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:01,699
Except that he would have
died by now, so...
670
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,568
Wait, could you get us
into that house?
671
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,136
Maybe.
672
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,803
Irene McAllistair's been
calling me every day
673
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,742
looking for a lead
on the magic.
674
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,141
Perhaps if we could
give her something
675
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,240
that she really wants...
676
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:19,685
Hey, have you been paying attention
to Quentin's stupid key thing?
677
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,588
Have I?
Yeah, great, shut up.
678
00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:24,250
The ghost said it has
the power to reveal things
679
00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:25,589
that are hidden.
680
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,228
I'm a hidden thing.
681
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,822
GASPS) Twist.
682
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,334
Okay, tonight it'll be
seven days since I died.
683
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,230
If I don't contact Kady today,
684
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,101
she is either gonna
burn my corpse,
685
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,231
or worse,
give it to the Library.
686
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,738
I'm not getting eaten.
687
00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:42,844
You know, Q said Eliot already
found one of those keys.
688
00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:44,870
Okay, simple plan.
689
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:48,042
We use the key to make
a Shadow Bat monster illusion
690
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,551
like that priest did
on that island.
691
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:52,253
We scare away the bad men,
we get to a book chute,
692
00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,051
we find a door,
and we get the hell out.
693
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,250
Okay.
Okay.
694
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,127
(INHALES DEEPLY)
695
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:02,595
Please tell me
you can see me.
696
00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,059
Jesus.
697
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,298
Holy moly.
698
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,135
What have I done?
699
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:15,243
Eliot, what the hell
are you wearing?
700
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,475
Hi, Dad.
701
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,047
Hi, Dad.
702
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,984
This is your father?
Hi, Grandpa.
703
00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:27,555
What is with everyone
and their daddy issues today?
704
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,989
Dressed like that'
everyone's gonna know
705
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,991
you haven't worked
a day in your life.
706
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,117
It's just an illusion.
707
00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:33,389
I didn't think you could make
708
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,261
a sailor's uniform
look gayer.
709
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,266
My God.
It's just an illusion.
710
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:39,893
Eliot, you might be the only
person in the multiverse
711
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,164
more fucked than me.
712
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,397
You're just an illusion.
713
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,000
I wish I could help.
714
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,404
Henry.
DEAN: How are you?
715
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,573
(CHUCKLES)
716
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,673
It is so good to see you!
717
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:56,012
I was so happy
when you called.
718
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:58,815
Yeah. Irene,
these are my students.
719
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,412
Nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure.
720
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,651
Come on in.
721
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:12,431
Okay, there's some real
Beauty and the Beast
722
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,970
kind of stuff happening here.
723
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:16,528
I don't understand.
How is that possible?
724
00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,369
Well, the house's
enchantments run
725
00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:22,434
on a reserve or energy mar my
rather bur“ up over decades.
726
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,946
When he was a child,
there was a blackout
727
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,380
that lasted for months.
728
00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,142
So he wanted to be prepared.
729
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:30,214
Please, come.
Follow me.
730
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:33,288
Unfortunately,
they won't last.
731
00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:36,384
Most of the enchantments
have failed already.
732
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,519
Which is why I was so intrigued
by your call, Henry.
733
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,559
Would you like a martini?
734
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,028
Martini!
(ICE CUBES RATTLE)
735
00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:51,534
Can I get an olive
in mine, please?
736
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,672
Thank you.
737
00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,174
Thank you.
738
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:05,249
So, which one of you
can do magic?
739
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,517
Um...
740
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:10,925
Well, I, um...
741
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:15,922
So, before I knew about magic,
real magic,
742
00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:18,695
I... I used to do a lot
of sleight of hand tricks.
743
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:24,036
So, it turns out that
I wasn't very good at it.
744
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:29,539
I was cheating,
by using translocation spells
745
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,080
without really knowing it.
746
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:36,910
I don't know why, but, um,
those tricks still work.
747
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,219
Or you have a squished olive
in your pocket.
748
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:45,755
(CHUCKLES)
749
00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:47,022
Fascinating.
750
00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:49,059
Not at all useful, but, uh.-.
751
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,258
I can do more.
752
00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:52,392
Um... Do you have
a deck of cards?
753
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,600
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, excuse me.
754
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,272
Where's your restroom?
755
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,591
Holy shit.
756
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:17,416
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
757
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,603
I'm sorry, Penny.
758
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,835
It's been six
and a half days.
759
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,778
Time's up.
760
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,660
Come on.
761
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:02,970
Come on, find it!
762
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,142
Come on!
763
00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:11,507
Damn it.
764
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,046
PENNY: Kady, wait.
765
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,492
L just need more time.
766
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:07,234
ALICE: It's not too late.
767
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:09,898
Corpse eater will be
here any minute.
768
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:13,170
Honestly, why do you care?
769
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:14,942
He was my friend.
770
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,338
He wasn't one of you.
771
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:21,013
You're right.
I barely knew Penny.
772
00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:23,846
I don't know
where he was from,
773
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,387
I don’t know
about his family,
774
00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:28,617
I don't know... I don't know
how he found magic.
775
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,562
But I know what it's like
to be trapped
776
00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:37,295
and to totally lose control
of yourself and your life.
777
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,070
But in the Underworld,
778
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,962
he still gets to be Penny.
779
00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:45,734
Dammit, Alice, I'm still me.
780
00:37:46,231 --> 00:37:50,270
It took everything I had
781
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,608
to try to save his life.
782
00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:55,982
And then
783
00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:58,749
he died anyway.
784
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,817
And then, I...
And then I was relieved.
785
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,585
To be done.
786
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,766
If Penny was here...
787
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,436
If he could tell us
what he wanted...
788
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,300
But he's not.
789
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:19,932
Okay, look, they're both
terrible options,
790
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,602
but if I had to choose,
791
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,576
please don't send me
to the Underworld.
792
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,617
I know you don't want
the responsibility.
793
00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:31,781
So don't take it.
794
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,681
Let me.
795
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,157
No, Kady, please.
796
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,131
Be the candle.
797
00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:49,463
Be the candle.
798
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,029
I'll go get the corpse eater.
799
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,012
Penny...
800
00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:15,658
That's uncomfortable to hold.
801
00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:17,656
It makes me feel like.“
802
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,969
I don't know,
like I'm not really myself.
803
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:24,469
Okay, then I will
804
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,840
pass on touching it.
805
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:31,169
Oh, uh...
I checked the book.
806
00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:33,907
So, you unlocked
chapter three.
807
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:38,181
Um... And it looks like the...
The next key
808
00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:40,186
might be in Fillory, maybe.
809
00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:41,485
(DOOR OPENS)
Um...
810
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,218
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
811
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,361
Dean Fogg.
812
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,656
Good morning.
813
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,198
Yeah. It is the morning.
814
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,557
Irene sent her apologies.
815
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,594
Our little show did not
convince her last night.
816
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,761
We're om oi “me.
817
00:39:56,861 --> 00:39:58,363
As of this morning,
818
00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:01,000
the board of directors
put Brakebills up for sale.
819
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,738
The school will be closed.
820
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,074
I'm out of a job.
821
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:06,038
And I'd say you're evicted,
822
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:10,109
but I have no idea who
actually owns this building.
823
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,550
Quentin, is this scotch
or rye?
824
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,249
Rum.
Excellent.
825
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:21,222
Well, carry on.
826
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,232
I'm going to go lie down.
827
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:30,061
Well, look at it this way.
828
00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:33,735
Now we've both been kicked
out of Brakebills, so...
829
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,535
We've got that in common.
830
00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:37,545
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
831
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,709
Holy shit. (BREATHES HEAVILY)
832
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:44,745
(SIGHS)
833
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,150
Thank Christ.
Eliot?
834
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,887
Hey.
How did you...
835
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,253
Hey.
836
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,755
ELIOT: Can I please
have some water?
837
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:57,129
Yeah, sure.
Sparkling, please.
838
00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:05,603
Gather 'round.
839
00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:09,808
Story time with Uncle Eliot.
840
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:13,240
This story is called,
841
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,582
"Eliot did nothing wrong
but was chased by cannibals
842
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,088
"through the befucked
Neitherlands anyway."
843
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,316
Sorry, who's this?
844
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,824
Oh, right, yeah. Meet Fray.
845
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,121
Our daughter.
846
00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:26,992
I'm sorr... Your...
Wait, your daughter?
847
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:29,656
Please, hold your questions
till the end.
848
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:34,934
So, the cannibals blocked
our only point of egress.
849
00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:37,503
Naturally, I resolved
to use the key,
850
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,871
which, in Fillory,
created illusions
851
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:41,466
of a terrifying monster.
852
00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:42,840
He made his father instead.
853
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,703
No spoilers.
854
00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,114
But, yeah. What she said.
855
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,048
Turns out the key
creates illusions
856
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,312
of what you most fear.
857
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,615
Hence...
858
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,184
My dad.
859
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:56,454
I told my father that
the guys in the tent
860
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,653
didn't know the difference
between a tractor
861
00:41:58,716 --> 00:41:59,888
and a backhoe.
862
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,161
So he went
to set them straight.
863
00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:06,225
You saying you...
You fed your...
864
00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:08,059
Your dad to cannibals?
865
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,803
An illusion of him. But, yes.
866
00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:12,970
It was very cathartic.
867
00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:16,243
There was lots of screaming
on both sides.
868
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,571
But we snuck
right past them.
869
00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:23,208
We found a key, too. Uh...
870
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,056
We've been... We've been
calling it the truth key
871
00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,055
'cause it...
Well, it reveals truths.
872
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:31,093
JULIA: Truths.
I can handle a little truth.
873
00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,060
I don't know.
874
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,601
I don't see anything.
875
00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:41,192
Maybe it doesn't work on me.
876
00:42:41,926 --> 00:42:42,927
Oh, hey, Penny.
877
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,262
Wait.
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