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ALICE: Previously
on The Magicians...
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FRIAR JOSEPH: As a Niffin,
you made enemies.
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One of them seeks you...
The Lamprey.
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You're down to
an early warning device.
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An alarm, if you will.
What is that, a joke?
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Cancer.
Call it cancer plus.
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Every time
you leave this branch,
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you go where
time moves normally,
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and where time progresses...
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So does my super cancer.
I know.
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I wanna do a spell.
A cheat day.
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I'm just putting it all
together.
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Just tell me what you think,
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and could you maybe try
a Russian accent?
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Mayakovsky.
That's a battery.
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That holds magical current.
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How many of those do you have?
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My people need help.
They sure do.
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I'll send you
on an epic quest.
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JULIA:
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Jules, this is our quest.
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And we're already on it.
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QUENTIN".
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Chapter one.
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"Long ago,
in a far-of! kingdom,
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"lived the daughter
of a brave knight.
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"The knight
had always wanted a son
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"to whom he might
pass on his skills.
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"So, while father and daughter
loved one another,
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"she often felt herself
a disappointment to him.
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"One day, a witch
kidnapped the knight.
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"The daughter pleaded
with her to return him.
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"The witch said no,
but he could be rescued
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"if the gm could complete
a quest.
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“There are seven keys,'
said the witch.
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“Find them, and you can
open your father's prison...
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“The Castle
At The End of the World
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"The witch told the daughter
the first key was to be found
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"on an island
beyond her kingdom,
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"so she sailed
past the Outer Islands.
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"And while the voyage
was treacherous,
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"he: destination was more so,
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"For nothing was as it seemed
on After lsland."
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Wow. Okay.
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So, then...
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QUENTIN:
Then...
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Jesus.
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This book is more withholding
than my last girlfriend.
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Right, so the first quest
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is in Fillory.
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Eliot's taking point.
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Yeah, but we should
be there with him.
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JOSH:
Hell, yeah, we should.
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Quests are not a solo op,
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and thanks to Dean Fogg and the
world's biggest FedEx bill,
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we've got the clock.
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So all we need is magic.
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Which is where you come in,
right?
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Wrong. I mean,
that would be like trying
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to power a Ferrari
on a drop of unleaded.
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So we power this puppy how?
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Mayakovsky.
Yes.
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Can I focus on something I
don't wanna punch in the face?
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He had four batteries
in Brakebills South.
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He said
that's all he had, but...
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He's a lying drunk,
so of course he had more.
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And he's been MIA
since magic got shut down.
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And if he's roaming the earth,
he's using them.
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If only to scam chicks.
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Any ideas where?
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No.
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I mean, magic might be dead,
but...
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Google isn't.
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Son.
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We're out of dough.
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Moolah.
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Chedda.
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Money, people.
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Maggie's gone.
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We can't even control the
gold-shitting beetles anymore,
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and now they've
declared themselves free
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and disappeared.
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We're about to be
a third world country
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on a planet with
two and a half countries.
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Yes, which is why the
Council and I are wondering
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why we're spending
so much money
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on a very old ship.
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Thank you for asking,
Queen Margo.
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The Muntjac is the fastest boat
in our ancient, leaky fleet,
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and the best way
to reach the Outer Islands,
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where taxes haven't
been collected in...
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46 years' 3 months,
and 7 days.
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So let's just be clear here
about how government works.
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We can't do anything
without money.
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Now, if there are
any dissenting opinions
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as to my royal order,
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I will remind the Council
that this is not a democracy.
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Truer words never spoken.
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And this meeting
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is to inform all assembled
here what I intend to do.
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We'll see.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Me, either.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(UTENSILS CRASHING)
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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Guys?
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Is that a hedge witch bar?
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Caught my eye-
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What...
Where'd you find this?
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YouTube. Urban Freakfest.
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Was just posted.
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(BEAR ROARS)
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WOMAN:
Stop it, Mischa, no!
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Okay, that's cool.
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Point one,
Mayakovsky's first name...
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Mischa.
Right.
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The "Joe" of Russia.
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Point two,
the symbol of Russia...
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A brown bear.
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Point three...
Recognize that?
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Yeah, that does kinda
look like...
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Yep. And point four...
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
(BEAR ROARS)
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That bear is a dick.
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Da.
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(CRASHING)
(SHOUTING)
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(CATS MEOWING)
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ALICE:
How old is this one?
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Moses is eight months.
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That's too old.
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What about.“
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First, I... Need to know
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whether you have
fully accepted Jesus
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as your savior.
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Pardon?
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ALICE: What about this one?
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MAN:
Hester is five months.
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I'll take her.
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(PURRING)
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MAN:
I do need you to swear to me
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that you'll protect
this animal,
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and Hester shall see no evil.
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(DRILLING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CLICKING)
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(HISSING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(BEAR GROWLING)
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So, wait, Mayakovsky
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uses the last drops of magic
anywhere for a bar trick?
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Or maybe
someone did it to him.
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Or the bear
could just be a bear.
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Look, do you recognize
this place?
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(SCOFFS)
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You said you had
something else to show me?
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(STAMMERING)
Wait... How?
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I don't know,
but it's all I can do,
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which is almost worse
than nothing at all.
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But if Mayakovsky
was in New York City
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with a battery big enough
to turn himself into a bear,
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maybe there are more.
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And if Julia
could get her hands
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on one of those batteries...
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Then maybe
we could help Penny.
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That is a hedge bar.
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L was 86-ed,
so just get us in.
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Yeah, well, recent history doesn't
do much for your credibility
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when it comes to you, me,
and a plan.
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How sick is Penny?
Fuck you.
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Look, if Penny
doesn't need magic, go.
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D, Hey.
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Hey.
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It's good to see you, K.
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Yeah, you too.
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So, the bear?
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Yeah, that was weird.
I mean...
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I've seen weirder, but
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not in a while.
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It kinda gave me hope.
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Yeah.
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Do you remember
what happened right before?
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Yeah, you could smell
it first, then feel it.
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I mean,
everyone in here could.
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You know, it's like,
you're starving for two months
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and all of a sudden, steak's
on the grill, you know?
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The whole room
started buzzing
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and everyone zeroed in
on this drunk Russian guy
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and the girl he came in with.
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QUENTIN: Uh, is...
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Was that, um...
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Was that the guy?
DONOVAN: Yeah.
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Jeez, that guy's a prick.
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JULIA:
Wait, I'm sorry,
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are you saying
that it's possible
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he turned himself
into a bear?
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You know what?
That guy was so wasted.
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L don’t think he knew
what he was doing.
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And the girl was
trying to control him,
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but she wasn't exactly sober,
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so it was a lot at once.
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Anything else
you can remember?
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She was way too young
for that guy.
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Wait, was that her?
Is that the girl?
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Yeah, that's her. Yep.
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All right, hey, I should
probably see her alone.
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Well... Emily,
even at her best,
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which she's probably
not right now, is a little...
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Crazy'?
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Vulnerable.
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(PILLS RATTLING)
(SIGHS)
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(BELCHES)
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Wow, that
did not help at all.
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Maybe just give it a sec.
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I've given it a day.
(LAUGHS)
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'Course, I've been drunk
for about a week...
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So there's that.
Do you want a beer?
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Oh...
You do.
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You want one. Come on.
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So, how did you guys
end up at that bar?
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Oh, good story.
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Well, last week,
Mischa just showed up
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at my door...
Very dramatic,
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telling me how he was
free of the bond, he said,
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and that
he'd always loved me
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and he always would.
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Oh.
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Well, that's great.
Yeah!
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So after, you know,
a couple hours in bed...
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Just, like...
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We decided to celebrate.
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I remember the first
five or six bars,
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a hotel, I think,
or, some kind of room.
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Maybe it was an Uber.
Anyway.
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We got married.
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You...
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Wow.
Do you like'? (LAUGHS)
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Congratulations.
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L...
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Yeah, I think after
how bad it was before,
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he felt like he had
to prove his love, you know?
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He had to... He had to...
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(Mm RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Make it permanent.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Right.
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So how did he
become a bear?
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Oh, you know,
I don't know.
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I mean, 'cause that's some
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really powerful magic.
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Considering
that magic is dead.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we met someone...
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At a bar, someone he owed...
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Something to.
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Maybe a battery?
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I don't know. Honestly.
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It was a woman.
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Yeah, I really had to pee,
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00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:42,173
so I hit the ladies', and I
heard all this screaming.
260
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,540
Next thing, he is...
He is...
261
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,049
He's hulking
out of his clothes,
262
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,211
and he's getting all hairy.
263
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,812
And he's now...
He's full bear, and he's...
264
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,890
Just tearing
the place apart.
265
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:59,054
Right, but... So you think
it was that woman that...
266
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,063
If it was,
and you find her,
267
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,065
could you rip
her fucking face off?
268
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:06,834
Because now I am married
to a zoo animal.
269
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,542
This better be good, Tick.
270
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,842
Majesty,
271
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,512
I know something
of this vessel,
272
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,749
and I feel obligated
to, uh,
273
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,390
warn YOU.
274
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,262
Can I please
just enjoy the fact
275
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,800
that I have a beautiful boat
and I'm setting off
276
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,869
on a fabulous adventure
for just one second?
277
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,131
Of course, Sire.
278
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,028
ELIOT: Good.
279
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,200
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
280
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,307
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
281
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,705
Parade in my head complete.
282
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,143
Make it rain.
283
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,542
PICKWICK:
First and foremost,
284
00:12:55,708 --> 00:13:00,316
never forget this boat
is made from sentient trees
285
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,883
and therefore has, well,
286
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,593
a personality.
287
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,461
And, uh...
288
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,959
Your Majesty.
289
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,466
Admiral Lacker.
290
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,997
Admiral.
291
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,136
Welcome
to the Muntjac, Sire.
292
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,836
There's no faster boat
in all of Fillory
293
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,844
and certainly none more wise
in the ways of seafaring.
294
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,811
Fast. Wise.
295
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,238
You hear that, Tick?
296
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,951
LACKER:
If you'll follow me.
297
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,093
Nice trick.
298
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,018
The Muntjac
designed herself
299
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,791
to explore, do battle,
and deceive.
300
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,691
She can carry threescore
most comfortably.
301
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,605
I sense she's most excited
for this journey.
302
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,472
(LOW RUMBLING)
303
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,306
Her heartwood, Sire.
(RHYTHMIC BEATING)
304
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,145
Happy to see us,
I think.
305
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,479
ELIOT: I don't know, Tick.
306
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,684
Off your storm warning,
307
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,555
I was expecting
a Kanye-level diva,
308
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,686
but I’m not even getting
a whiff of atty-patty.
309
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,127
Don't be fooled, Sire.
310
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,893
To use your parlance,
311
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,558
this boat can be
a bit of an...
312
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,500
Ass-ditch.
(CHUCKLES)
313
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,700
Ass-ditch?
314
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,803
Ass-trench?
315
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,338
Grave?
No.
316
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,074
Hole. Asshole!
317
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,580
(SCREAMS)
on!
318
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,641
(PICKWICK EXCLAIMS)
319
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,084
You all right there, Tick?
320
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,212
Fine, Majesty.
321
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,181
ELIOT: We'll require
a master swordsman.
322
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,249
Bingle should be
more than adequate, Sire.
323
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,052
The one who won't talk?
324
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,562
My understanding is he feels
325
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,723
any conversation impedes
concentration,
326
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,028
which, as a swordsman,
is unmatched,
327
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,570
with 72 kills
and never a scratch on him.
328
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,003
Well, you can't argue
with success.
329
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,237
Or a swordsman who won't talk.
330
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,839
Going somewhere, dear wife?
331
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,579
On the voyage with you.
332
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,116
After all, I found the boat.
333
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,446
And I'm forever grateful,
334
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,214
but I do not think
this is a good idea.
335
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,117
Why?
336
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,723
It's perhaps a concept
you're a little
337
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,765
too distracted to get.
338
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,465
It's an excellent idea.
339
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,037
I should know.
It was mine.
340
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,974
Any particular reason?
341
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,303
Yes.
342
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,436
But I don't actually
need one, do I?
343
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,378
It'll be wonderful, won't it?
344
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,943
The sea, the sky. Us.
345
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,610
So romantic.
346
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,655
Additionally...
oh, Jesus.
347
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,726
I require someone I trust
to accompany you.
348
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,789
We call her Frail Human.
349
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,230
Fray for short.
350
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,166
Say hello, Fray.
351
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,635
I'd like you to meet
your daughter.
352
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,595
What?
No.
353
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,097
ELIOT: Mmm-mmm.
FEN: No.
354
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,601
No.
Our child is a baby.
355
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,276
In the fairy realm,
356
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,837
time folds in on itself
and accelerates.
357
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,177
Fray, I'd like you to meet
358
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,082
your father and mother.
359
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,317
I think it's best
that you both know
360
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,290
I serve and am devoted
only to my queen.
361
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,260
And I feel nothing
for either of you.
362
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,265
(LAUGHS)
(LOG CLATTERS)
363
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,808
Ugh. God.
364
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,315
What a cliché.
365
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,180
The baby
that becomes a teenager
366
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,343
practically overnight?
367
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,784
Right?
368
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,344
Angst
Twilight.
369
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,787
Buffy.
Technically,
370
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,552
Buffy's sister
was never a baby.
371
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,785
She just appeared
out of nowhere
372
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,521
and oh, my God.
373
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,619
Two months without dick,
I sound like Quentin.
374
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,221
The point is,
375
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,857
only a creature from
the land TV forgot
376
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,367
would think
anybody would fall
377
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,699
for how shocking
and original this is.
378
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,835
So you don't think
Fray is your daughter?
379
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,142
(SCOFFS)
Do you see any resemblance?
380
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,570
I see your wife swooning.
381
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,015
Three hours ago,
my wife was burping a log.
382
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,215
Still.
383
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,143
She has a quality.
384
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,147
Called unearned
imperiousness.
385
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,426
Your defining characteristic.
386
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,161
Until you earned it.
387
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,424
Don't tell me you're
falling for this shit.
388
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,590
I mean, look,
I'm just saying.
389
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,258
On the off chance
she is yours,
390
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,596
you're not gonna strand her
391
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,735
or lock her up
or throw her overboard.
392
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,837
I will do any of the above
and worse if she disobeys me.
393
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,236
Disobeys what, Father?
Jesus fuck!
394
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,707
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
395
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,074
Never do that.
396
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,843
Mmm! Bingle.
397
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:57,684
You take good care of
your king and his crew, okay?
398
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,348
Mmm-hmm.
399
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,788
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
400
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,955
Now, one last thing.
401
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,635
What you're doing
is very heroic.
402
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,766
Now, I mean that.
403
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,408
But what's the difference
between a live hero
404
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,274
and a dead moron?
405
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,543
Food tasters?
406
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,048
No.
407
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,423
One dumb decision.
408
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,658
So when it's be brave
409
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,558
or be smart...
410
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,625
You know which one, okay?
411
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,576
A woman.
That's not a lot.
412
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,315
Except someone
has big magic, so...
413
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,576
Or had.
414
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,312
It could've all got
used up on Mayakovsky.
415
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,575
No, I don't think so.
416
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,916
The hedges,
417
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,614
they're all going crazy
with rumors
418
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,181
that magic is happening
all over the city.
419
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,285
Central Park sex magic make-out
sessions devolving into orgy.
420
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,126
Fuck. Why didn't I
ever do that?
421
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,759
And at St. Brennan's,
422
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,029
someone conjured
a dinosaur.
423
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,361
Yeah, I mean,
424
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,701
both places, the rumor is,
it's a female Magician.
425
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,767
White, 30s, a little off
her rocker.
426
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,839
Okay, well we should
split up and cover both.
427
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,646
Yeah.
428
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,185
You're taking sex magic,
aren't you'?
429
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,647
Let's go.
430
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,489
BOY: It was awesome.
Wait. What was, hon?
431
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,528
What magazine do you
write for again?
432
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,893
National Geographic.
433
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,865
A dinosaur, right there
in the courtyard.
434
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,692
You wouldn't happen to know
435
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,532
what kind of dinosaur,
would you?
436
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,869
One of the kids drew a picture
of what we all wanted.
437
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,306
We made it up,
and she made it real.
438
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,008
And how big?
439
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,842
And how hungry...
440
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,546
Medium.
And it's a herbivore.
441
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,242
That's good to know.
442
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,876
We named it Androsaurus.
443
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:13,380
So it looks like half man,
half dinosaur?
444
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,549
How'd you know?
445
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,990
Well, andro,
it's Greek for...
446
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,721
I think I need
to see some credentials.
447
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,886
(DISTANT ROARING)
448
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,020
CHILD: Dinosaur!
449
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,766
CHILD 2: There it is!
WOMAN: Wait, wait. Stop.
450
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,332
Get away
from the window!
451
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,066
(ROARING)
452
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,733
Come on.
453
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,434
Come on.
What?
454
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,771
Maybe it'll go
to whoever conjured it.
455
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,606
Come on.
Slow down!
456
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,408
KADY: Let's go!
457
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,609
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
458
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,390
I honestly wake up
in the morning and pretty much
459
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,519
nothing I think
is going to happen, happens.
460
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,460
Shh! Shut up.
(ROARING)
461
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,527
(FAINT SNARLING)
462
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,069
JOSH:
Okay, just don't go so fast.
463
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,469
Better?
464
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,980
Well,
465
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:15,644
I have nothing left to puke,
so technically I'm...
466
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:16,879
Aye, aye.
467
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:21,952
You should get some rest.
468
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:23,619
In a bit.
469
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,127
Fen.
470
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,633
I know you have
your doubts, but...
471
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,624
She has your eyes.
472
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,636
In that she has
two facing forward,
473
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,570
YES, she's got my eyes.
474
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,465
She's ours.
475
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,406
I feel it.
476
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,234
You don't?
477
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,009
I want to. I do.
478
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,811
But all I know is that
479
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:55,356
she is huge
for a two-month-old.
480
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,829
Look, she is a spy
for the Fairy Queen.
481
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,799
It's probably better
if she's not our daughter.
482
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,663
All my life, I've wanted
a family of my own.
483
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,774
And I know this isn't ideal.
484
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,768
We've missed so much
with her, but...
485
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,139
It's not her fault.
486
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,942
She needs the one thing
in life she's never had.
487
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,377
Manners?
488
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,183
Love.
489
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,324
(WOMEN MOANING)
490
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,038
Hi, excuse me,
491
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,139
I was just...
I don't mean to interrupt.
492
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,482
Oh! No, no.
I'm... I'm not interested.
493
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,647
But thanks
for the offer though.
494
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,019
That's very kind.
495
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,818
Hi, I know this might be
a little awkward,
496
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,988
maybe not the best time.
No, I was just wondering
497
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,052
if maybe you had seen someone.
498
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,256
H I, sorry.
499
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,260
I just wanted to ask
if maybe one of you...
500
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,096
All right, super helpful.
501
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,202
Appreciate... Whoa.
502
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,606
No, no, no, no, no.
On.
503
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,601
You okay?
Yeah.
504
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:21,700
Yeah.
Okay.
505
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:22,837
Okay.
I don't...
506
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:23,937
I don’t know
what just happened.
507
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,106
I'm just gonna...
508
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,274
l feel...
509
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:27,715
Let's do a lap.
510
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,056
ELIOT: I still don't think
it's a good idea
511
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,561
for you two to come along.
512
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,221
Our first
family trip.
513
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,856
Oh, God.
514
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,457
Are you crying?
515
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:52,569
I hereby declare
After Island
516
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,770
a province of Fillory!
517
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:56,973
(PERSON COUGHS)
518
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,248
Hello.
519
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,076
I'm your new king.
520
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:08,956
No need to bow or cheer.
521
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,255
I have an extremely healthy
self-image.
522
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,626
Where's your leader?
523
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,168
Governor? Mayor?
524
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,293
Tin pot dictator?
525
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:25,003
Father Poe is in prayer,
preparing.
526
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,134
For?
The attack.
527
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,476
By?
528
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:31,845
The... The monster.
529
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,806
Of course.
530
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,317
WOMAN: Husband,
531
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,012
we should offer our king
refreshment.
532
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,613
Let's just get back
to the monster thing
533
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,181
for just one second.
534
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:45,455
It... lt tries
to kill us every few days.
535
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,855
That's troubling.
536
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:50,957
Father Poe will protect us,
as always.
537
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,599
Now he'll protect you as well.
538
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:57,933
Do you like roasted boar?
539
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,204
Just stop it.
No means no.
540
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:04,372
Come on.
541
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:07,181
Alice?
542
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,175
Shit.
Alice, hey.
543
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,812
How did you...
What are you doing here?
544
00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,186
Same as you, I guess.
545
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,392
Following
all this crazy magic,
546
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,359
hoping it leads
to Mayakovsky's batteries.
547
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:19,690
(PEOPLE MOANING)
548
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,460
BY Yourself'?
549
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,357
Took four of us to...
550
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,059
Well, you are Alice Quinn.
551
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,728
Yeah, whoever that is now.
552
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,696
Can I just say something?
No!
553
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,307
(PEOPLE MOANING)
554
00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:36,902
0K3'! -
555
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,808
One question.
556
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,249
(MEOWS)
557
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,911
I needed a pet.
ls that so weird?
558
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,181
All right,
559
00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:49,087
everybody who's doing what
you're doing to each other,
560
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,752
stop immediately,
or you will be arrested.
561
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:54,894
HEY-
HEY-
562
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,661
Did you get anything?
563
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,100
Uh, so,
564
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:00,727
this was cast by a woman,
clearly,
565
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,430
although the muggles
didn't know that.
566
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,071
They said she was talking
about the loss of magic,
567
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,075
and the need for wonder.
568
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,702
Okay, did you
get a name, or...
569
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,405
No, just that she was asking
570
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,209
where the nearest building
was to jump off of.
571
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,716
The old post office on 58th.
572
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,875
How do you know that?
573
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,110
Abandoned building, easy roof
access, and great views.
574
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,780
It was the number one
midtown spot
575
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:22,085
when I was into that kind
of thing as a possibility.
576
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,397
(INAUDIBLE)
577
00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:45,280
Greetings, Your Majesty.
578
00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:50,382
Father Poe.
579
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,753
I understand you have
a bit of a monster issue.
580
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:02,254
I'd be happy to send my navy,
but first,
581
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,834
I'm looking for something.
582
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,671
(WHISPERING)
A golden key.
583
00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:22,176
It can't be that easy.
584
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,015
I'm sorry, Sire,
585
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,851
it's impossible for me
to give you this.
586
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,483
Oh, well...
(CLEARS THROAT)
587
00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:32,453
As your new monarch,
588
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,129
I'm afraid I have to insist.
589
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,970
It's the only thing
keeping us alive.
590
00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,838
(RUSTLING)
591
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:46,466
MAN: It's coming back!
592
00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:48,307
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
593
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,280
Holy shit.
594
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,149
Call 911.
595
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,214
Wait, are you... Q!
596
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,657
Q, what are you...
597
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,361
(ROARING)
598
00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:08,453
POE:
Majesty, I urge you.
599
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,521
Hide!
600
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,727
(GROWLING)
601
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,143
(ROARING)
602
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,906
(PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)
603
00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:30,476
(PANTING)
604
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,190
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
605
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:35,387
Quentin?
606
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,652
Professor Lipson?
607
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:40,592
Hey, it's nice
to see you, um...
608
00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:41,924
Stop!
609
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,431
(PANTING HEAVILY)
610
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,844
(CHANTING)
(ROARING)
611
00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,791
oh, Jesus. It's Lipson.
612
00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:10,720
Who?
613
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:12,761
Please.
614
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:15,255
You don't wanna do this.
615
00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:16,857
(PANTING HEAVILY)
616
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:20,870
Not after you just made
such beautiful magic.
617
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,098
Magic is dead.
618
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:26,199
No, but it's not, and you
proved that today, right?
619
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,972
With Mayakovsky's battery.
620
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,972
It's not his.
621
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:31,240
It's mine.
622
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,249
Yes, of course,
of course it is.
623
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,251
Do you think that he could
make this without me'?
624
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:38,117
Where do you think he got the
living metal in Antarctica?
625
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,883
Me. Me.
626
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:43,324
Everything he asked for,
I gave him everything.
627
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,156
The fucking bastard!
628
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,627
Yes, God, totally.
629
00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:48,390
Hold him...
630
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,956
I was the one that told him
that this day would come,
631
00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,126
that it wouldn't last.
632
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:53,328
And that was so smart.
633
00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:54,563
We all...
We should've seen that.
634
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,661
And then he walks in there
635
00:29:55,761 --> 00:29:59,004
with that fucking slut,
that whore!
636
00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,098
Calling her his wife?
637
00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:02,338
The goddamn world
is ending!
638
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:04,141
And all we have is each other,
639
00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,910
and he does this to me now!
640
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,953
Look, he is the worst,
and he got what he deserved,
641
00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,988
but I get what you did.
You were raging
642
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,355
against the dying
of the light.
643
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,283
Yes. Yes.
644
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,926
We really didn't know
how good we had it, did we?
645
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:23,622
We whined and complained
646
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:27,000
about everything
that magic couldn't do
647
00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:29,299
because we couldn't see
that a world without it was
648
00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,834
dark and mean and pointless.
649
00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:36,612
Yeah. Exactly.
650
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,037
QUENTIN: Whoa, no, no!
Please, please.
651
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,207
(PEOPLE GASPING)
652
00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,717
It was me.
It was my fault, okay?
653
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,219
And I'm going to fix it.
654
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:45,549
Look, we've already...
We've started...
655
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:48,147
You can't fix this, Quentin.
656
00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:49,214
It's over. It's over.
657
00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:50,622
This. This is all there is.
658
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,720
And I used it
to give joy to sick kids,
659
00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:57,494
and to bring love to strangers
who were dead inside.
660
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,331
And you know what?
I hope he sees.
661
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:02,736
I hope he sees and knows
that I used all of it
662
00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,035
for something that he would
never use!
663
00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,410
Look, he got
what he deserved, okay?
664
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:10,378
Honestly, I think that it was
brilliant turning him into a bear.
665
00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:15,347
A bear? What?
What are you talking about?
666
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,714
In the bar,
when you met him,
667
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,854
and he brought Emily,
and he gave you that,
668
00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:22,016
and you turned him in...
669
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,218
God, I don't know
what you're talking about.
670
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:27,230
(SIRENS WAILING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
671
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,031
(SCREAMS)
(PEOPLE GASP)
672
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,569
(SCREAMING)
Quentin, let me go!
673
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:35,497
Let me go!
674
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,870
Quentin!
675
00:31:53,779 --> 00:31:55,452
Yeah, then we lost it
on Madison.
676
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:57,549
I still think it went into
that falafel place.
677
00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,354
No, you were hungry.
678
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,590
So was he.
679
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,460
And it was
a vegan falafel place,
680
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,194
so, herbivore.
Logic. Whatever.
681
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,634
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
682
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,461
KADY: Hello?
683
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,063
He's what? Where?
684
00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,634
Okay, not to be
a cold-hearted bastard,
685
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,372
but I'm
a cold-hearted bastard.
686
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,881
The battery?
687
00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,547
Well, that's just unfair.
688
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:27,714
There's something that...
689
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,582
I told Lipson that
I thought it was great
690
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,390
that she turned
Mayakovsky into a bear,
691
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,158
and she had no idea
what I was talking about.
692
00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:35,959
Well, yeah,
because she's insane.
693
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:37,759
Well, I just,
694
00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:39,769
I don't think
that she did it.
695
00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:41,465
Then who did?
696
00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:43,770
Someone else at the bar.
697
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,740
Who had another battery?
698
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,638
Yeah, but is...
699
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:49,768
Oh, God.
700
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,005
(CAT SNARLING)
701
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:57,278
What...
(CAT hissing)
702
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,760
(INDISTINCT POLICE CHATTER
ON RADIO)
703
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,598
Sorry, Officer.
704
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,641
Our friend's cat was sick
705
00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,473
and exploded.
706
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,711
You know, like they do.
707
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,717
(COUGHING)
708
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,158
ls it dead?
709
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:46,564
It can't be killed.
710
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:47,796
How do you know?
711
00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:48,894
She's right.
712
00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:51,338
It's a shadow bat.
713
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,071
It's not really alive,
so it can't be killed.
714
00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:56,574
We have them
in the Fairy Realm.
715
00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:57,836
Husband.
716
00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,712
No. No!
717
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:09,553
He didn't get inside.
I couldn't save him.
718
00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:13,360
I'm sorry.
719
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:17,993
Now you see.
720
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,764
I can never
give you this key.
721
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:28,936
Hey, open the door.
722
00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:30,741
We know
you have the battery...
723
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:32,407
What happened?
724
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,175
You're not as quick
as your friend.
725
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:35,273
She took it.
726
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:36,443
Alice?
727
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,845
Mad? -.
728
00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:39,720
She's the only one
who hits that hard.
729
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,257
Wait, you had
the battery the whole time?
730
00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:42,347
Of course I did.
731
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,415
So, wait, so,
732
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:46,256
Mmm-hmm. you turned
Mayakovsky into a bear?
733
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:47,454
Isn't he your husband?
734
00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:49,429
Which is the only reason
I didn't kill him.
735
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:50,756
Where's Kady?
736
00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:52,266
I kinda missed it
737
00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:54,303
'cause I was on the ground.
738
00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:55,564
Bleeding.
739
00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,275
My child,
740
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,900
you do not grieve alone.
741
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:03,979
L' the Father,
grieve with you.
742
00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:06,444
You do not des...
743
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,775
WOMAN:
Get away from him!
744
00:35:07,872 --> 00:35:08,873
POE: Please.
745
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,613
Tell her not to do that.
746
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:11,710
Fray!
747
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,591
(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)
748
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,585
Pardon me for one second.
749
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:39,904
You sure?
750
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:43,012
I've seen the wounds
the shadow bat makes.
751
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,113
The fangs are serrated.
752
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,081
The wounds are messy.
753
00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:48,617
And much...
754
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:50,982
Bigger.
755
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,693
And as the daughter
of a blademaker,
756
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,321
I'm telling you
757
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,922
a blade killed the villager.
758
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,633
Okay,
so I'll go to Brakebills.
759
00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:04,969
Q, you try the restaurant
where she works,
760
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,703
and Josh,
you wanna take her apartment?
761
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:08,835
Look, I just need
to know the action plan, okay?
762
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:12,107
If I do find her, do I,
what, just grab the battery?
763
00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,311
Even if she's using it
at that exact moment
764
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:15,442
to save Penny?
765
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,714
And even if saving Penny
means the battery's dead?
766
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,482
Or the battery has enough
juice to save Penny
767
00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:21,455
and help us, she just
doesn't want me to have it.
768
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,618
I mean, which I totally get,
from her perspective.
769
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,559
Only I'm not her, I'm me,
770
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,688
and I'm trying to fix the whole
fuckness that is the universe.
771
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:31,358
Look, let's just find her,
and then we'll
772
00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,663
figure out
all the moral Jenga.
773
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,837
Said he needed to see you.
774
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,635
I tried to get him to come
inside, but he wouldn't.
775
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,039
Thanks, Maggie.
776
00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:40,575
Should I
call an ambulance?
777
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:41,666
No, no, no.
Thanks. I can handle this.
778
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,007
Okay.
PENNY: Hi.
779
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,310
God, what the fuck, dude?
780
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,675
L just...
781
00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:48,882
I felt like it was my time,
and I...
782
00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:51,414
I just wanted
to be with you when I...
783
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,386
No, no.
784
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:54,923
No, you're
not going to, okay?
785
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,759
Holy shit.
Yeah.
786
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,159
Come on.
787
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,531
Let's get you out of here.
788
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:13,707
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
789
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,509
What is the meaning of this?
790
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,342
Excellent question.
791
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,052
What is the meaning of this?
792
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,850
I have an idea.
793
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:27,889
Let's test it out.
794
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:30,954
(GROANING SOFTLY)
795
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,862
Bingle? (CLEARS THROAT)
796
00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:38,557
Kill him.
797
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,058
(CROWD GASPS)
Or...
798
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,595
Do it.
799
00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:47,634
Do what?
800
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,712
One more word
and you'll be dead.
801
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:51,972
But I'll still
have the key, so...
802
00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:55,915
Do it.
803
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,926
(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
804
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:22,404
(GROWLING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
805
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:28,915
Guys!
806
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,579
Your new king
commands you to stay put!
807
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:38,822
(ROARING)
808
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,194
(CROWD SCREAMING)
809
00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:03,041
Gee, Father.
810
00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:04,984
Weren't you scared?
811
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,190
It's illusion magic.
812
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,984
He's been using it
to make you all afraid.
813
00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,160
There is no monster.
814
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:20,567
Well, I guess
he kinda qualifies,
815
00:39:20,658 --> 00:39:22,831
because how many of you
816
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:26,040
have died at the hands
of your priest
817
00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:31,572
to make him your
uncontested leader and hero?
818
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,812
MAN:
My friend lost his life.
819
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,084
Reminds me of what
a good friend once told me.
820
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:42,147
What's the difference
between a hero and a moron?
821
00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:46,192
One bad decision.
822
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,233
No.
823
00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:58,864
No! No!
824
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,671
He's lying.
825
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,511
He's lying to you!
826
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,569
(SCREAMING)
No! No!
827
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,913
No!
828
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,266
I know you're behind me.
829
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:32,873
Thank you, by the way.
830
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,137
We wouldn't have been able
to figure it out without...
831
00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,370
You didn't do ii.
832
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,135
Do what?
833
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,215
What you told my queen
you came to do...
834
00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:41,744
Collect taxes...
You just came for that key.
835
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:42,975
Why?
836
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:45,986
It's gold.
837
00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:47,756
And magic.
838
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,155
Maybe the only magic
anywhere.
839
00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,227
What could be
more valuable than that?
840
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,891
I'm not sure I believe you.
841
00:40:57,655 --> 00:41:00,431
And I can't believe
I finally get to say this.
842
00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:03,999
Don't talk back
to your father and me.
843
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,903
That felt nice, didn't it?
844
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,638
lam here to assure that...
My turn.
845
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:09,734
Go to your room.
846
00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:18,185
We're a family.
847
00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:20,916
Well, we are certainly
fucked up enough to be.
848
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,852
Holy shit.
849
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:58,850
Hey.
850
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:00,224
Help you?
851
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:01,991
(GROWLS)
(QUENTIN GRUNTS)
852
00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:04,732
(BOTH GRUNTING)
853
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,205
(GROANS)
57200
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