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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:16,432 [theme music plays] 2 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:19,893 [crowd of people] It's a mad, mad, mad-- 3 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,771 ♪ Mad world 4 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,234 ♪ In France the girls wear scanties 5 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,988 ♪ But on lambchops they put panties 6 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,074 ♪ I'm telling you it's a mad 7 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:38,370 ♪ Mad, mad, mad world 8 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,582 ♪ A Japanese named Luey 9 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:45,461 ♪ Says the Chinese hate chop suey 10 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,589 ♪ Without a doubt it's a mad 11 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,885 ♪ Mad, mad, mad world 12 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,597 ♪ The only thing you are sure of 13 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,808 ♪ Is that nothing is sure 14 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,643 - ♪ Have a ball. - ♪ Live it up 15 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,604 ♪ Only fools give it up 16 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:07,191 ♪ Toujours the amour, but toujours 17 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:10,652 ♪ So be a happy gaffer 18 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:14,490 ♪ Be a screamer Be a laugher 19 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,410 ♪ Let boys be gay and say, "What the hey?" 20 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:23,665 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world 21 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,879 ♪ My dear old Uncle Herman 22 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,800 ♪ Says that French toast should be German 23 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,593 - ♪ Jawohl. - ♪ That's right 24 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,845 ♪ It's a mad, mad 25 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:40,349 ♪ Mad, mad world 26 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,769 ♪ I know it may sound jerky 27 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,731 ♪ But in Turkey who eats turkey? 28 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,692 ♪ Yes, yes, confess, it's a mad 29 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:55,030 ♪ Mad, mad, mad world 30 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:59,034 ♪ Our traffic is so congested 31 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,246 ♪ Mass confusion on wheels 32 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:06,208 ♪ But Detroit is adroit What they'll do in Detroit 33 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,878 ♪ Is make bigger automobiles 34 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,298 ♪ So be a happy fellow 35 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:17,052 ♪ Be a clown, boy, Punchinello 36 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:21,056 ♪ Get off the shelf and enjoy yourself 37 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:25,561 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad 38 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,772 - ♪ It's a mad. - ♪ It's a mad 39 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,111 ♪ World! ♪ 40 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:02,389 [thumping] 41 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,766 [sawing] 42 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,428 [rattling] 43 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,472 [springing] 44 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,934 [exploding] 45 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,647 [rattles] 46 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,651 [clucking] 47 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,782 [screeching] 48 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,409 [cracking] 49 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,496 [crowing] 50 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,673 [thumping] 51 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,576 [pops, air hissing] 52 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:54,251 [explosion] 53 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:04,386 [coughing, gasping] 54 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,431 [airplane engine whirring] 55 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,392 [engine sputtering] 56 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,324 [winding] 57 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,709 [whirring] 58 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:58,940 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad... 59 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,968 [clicking] 60 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,367 [car horn honking] 61 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,589 [honking] 62 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:16,017 [tires screeching, honking] 63 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:20,939 [continues honking] 64 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,400 [tires screeching] 65 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,239 [continues honking] 66 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,513 Whoa! 67 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,349 Did you see it, the way he went sailing right out there? 68 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,392 [stammering] 69 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,520 - He just went sailing out there. - It was just terrible. 70 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,314 He must have been doing over 80. 71 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,567 An ambulance... We ought to call an ambulance. 72 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,111 Look at that car. 73 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:11,323 He must have gone by you doing 90 miles an hour. 74 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,951 He was passing me! I never saw such a crazy thing in my life! 75 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,120 - Let's get down there. - Let's go. 76 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,247 We're going down there. 77 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,458 Russell, be careful. Remember your condition. 78 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,251 Eh! 79 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,421 Boy, the way he just sailed out there... 80 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,672 [all chattering] 81 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,758 [man] Look out. 82 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,262 [man 2] There's nobody in the car. 83 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,806 - He's right. - What do you mean, nobody? 84 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:37,891 [man 3] There he is. 85 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,893 [man 4] Holy smoke! 86 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,109 How about that? This guy's still alive. 87 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,653 He's still alive. 88 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,488 We ought to call an ambulance. 89 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,908 I don't know how he surbived, the way you went sailing right out there. 90 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,203 I'm not a doctor, but I have some medical experience. 91 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,287 I'm a dentist. 92 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:02,123 Do you think you're hurt real bad? 93 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,919 Is he kidding? 94 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,338 Hold on, we're gonna get you to a hospital. 95 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:12,634 You move me, I'll break up in little pieces. 96 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,135 But what a deal. 97 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,846 Look, there's this dough, see? 98 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:20,809 There's all this dough: $350,000! 99 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,186 Do you hear what I'm saying? 100 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:26,648 $350,000! 101 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:31,319 In the park, in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park... 102 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:34,322 ...just south of Dago in Santa Rosita. 103 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:37,576 It's in this box buried under this... 104 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,995 [coughing] 105 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,373 Buried under this big W. 106 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,916 You'll see it. 107 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,837 You'll see it under this... under this big W. 108 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:53,258 You can't miss it, a big... a big W. 109 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,470 And it's been there... And it's been laying there for 15 years. 110 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,805 [all chattering] 111 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,932 He's very sick. He may die. 112 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,852 Listen. I tell you, I'm giving it to you. 113 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,771 And don't let them kid you. Don't let them kid you. 114 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:11,693 Don't let them give you the business because it was mine and I paid for it... 115 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:15,113 ...paid for every lousy buck of it. 116 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,573 But watch out. 117 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,199 Watch out for the bulls. 118 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,454 Lousy, stinking bulls are everywhere. 119 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,748 Bulls all over the place. 120 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,000 You just drive down and dig it up. 121 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,461 Dig it all up. [coughs] 122 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,548 And then... 123 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,967 And then you fix yourselves all up. 124 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,552 Fix yourselves all up. 125 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,556 Walk down the street like a king, back to the old neighborhood. 126 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,476 See the fellas, the dames... 127 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,771 ...the dames, all with a big hello... 128 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,399 ...a big hello for old Smiler. 129 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,568 Good old Smiler... 130 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,031 ...everybody's friend. 131 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,743 Everybody's... 132 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:10,752 - Aunt Belle, I didn't mean to do it! - Holy mackerel! Take it easy. 133 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,839 Please, say it don't make any difference, Aunt Belle! 134 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,467 Please, you got to say... 135 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:21,221 You got to tell me it don't make any difference! 136 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,890 For heaven's sake, tell him. 137 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,142 It... It don't make any difference. 138 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,821 [bucket rattling] 139 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,293 That guy's dead. You'd better believe it. 140 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,545 I believe it, all right. 141 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,881 But if he jumps up again, I'm getting the hell out of here. 142 00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,969 - What a routine he went through. - Somebody ought to cover him up. 143 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,264 What are you looking at? All I got is this sweater. 144 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,433 I got a blanket in the truck. 145 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,227 Do you think there was anything in all that? 146 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,563 - He was just raving. He flipped. - [tires screech] 147 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,191 Hey. This must... This must be the police. 148 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,819 Think we ought to tell them what he said? 149 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,822 Don't say anything or we'll be here all day. 150 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,700 We got to be in Vegas this afternoon. 151 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,827 I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma. 152 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,663 My wife and I are on our second honeymoon. 153 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:32,917 My wife's up there with her mother. We're on our way to Lake Mead. 154 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,087 What's to argue about? Just clam up. Don't say nothing. 155 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,173 This way, we get out of here. 156 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,427 Are you a police officer? 157 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,436 [echoing] Yep! 158 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,694 - How long ago did this happen? - A few minutes ago. 159 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,197 About five minutes ago. 160 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,366 - Any of you actually see it happen? - Well, uh... 161 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,703 - He passed me on the curbe-- - Did anybody actually see it? 162 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,414 He was passing me when he sailed right out there. 163 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,375 - Right over there, up there. - Who was the first down here? 164 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,170 - We all went down. - [all chattering] 165 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,047 Was he dead? 166 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,882 Was he already dead? 167 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,094 I said, "Was he already dead when you got down here?" 168 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,472 Practically. 169 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,059 He was still alive. Did he say anything? 170 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,106 - Did he say anything before he died? - What about? 171 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,942 [shouts] What do you mean, "what about?" 172 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,945 Did he say anything or didn't he say anything? 173 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,536 - He was raving, Offcer. - Raving? What about? 174 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,414 Well, he said... What he said was sort of... 175 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,916 Embarrassing. 176 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,085 What was? Come on. 177 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,588 He thought that this fellow was his aunt. 178 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,383 - His aunt? - Yeah. His Aunt Belle. 179 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,426 Must have had an aunt named Aunt Belle. 180 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,095 All right! 181 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,099 Did he make any kind of statement? Any last messages? 182 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,227 He didn't make that clear at all. 183 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,896 He didn't make anything clear. Can we get going? 184 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,898 Just a minute. 185 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,442 I'll get your names and where you can be reached. 186 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,153 We're on our honeymoon. We don't know where we'll be. 187 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,572 We can't stick around. 188 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:29,701 We're due in Las Vegas. We don't know how long we'll stay there. 189 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,204 I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma before I get back to-- 190 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,248 We stopped to see if we could help. 191 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,458 We was too late. Let us go, okay? 192 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,378 We'll hold serbices for him later. We got our lives to live. 193 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,506 - We ain't had breakfast yet. - All right. 194 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,967 I'll have to get your name, anyway. 195 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,303 Hold it. 196 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,472 Me? 197 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,894 - Why? - In case the coroner wants a statement. 198 00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,481 J. Russell Finch, 2790 Penrose Boulevard, Fresno. 199 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:04,319 I won't be home for a few weeks but you can get me through my offce. 200 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,988 - What'd you say? - Where is your offce? 201 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,950 Pacific Edible Seaweed Company and it's in Fresno. 202 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,703 - You can call my secretary. - Ambulance is on its way. 203 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,829 Yeah. 204 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,539 - Is he dead? - Yeah. 205 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,501 We'd better shift those cars. They're on the curb. 206 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,004 That's all we can get from this group. 207 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,964 Thank you, gentlemen. 208 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,341 Thanks. 209 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,391 Well... 210 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,102 There's an unexpected twist for you. 211 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,813 They're not going to like this down at Santa Rosita. 212 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,858 - Culpeper's going to scream. - Yeah. 213 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,028 - We better get our story straight if-- - What story? 214 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,614 He woke up as usual. He started driving his car. 215 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,240 He stopped for breakfast. 216 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,993 He went to the gents' room, climbed out the back window. 217 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,956 So what? Even Culpeper can't say we should've been in there with him. 218 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,084 What got me is the way he went sailing out there. 219 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,463 If I have to climb much more, I'll be laying there with him. 220 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,631 Poor soul. 221 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,467 [man coughing] 222 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,264 [all] Uh... 223 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,226 Melville, what happened? 224 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,646 We couldn't do anything for him. Nothing we could do. Come on. 225 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,064 [woman] Well? 226 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,193 Uh... 227 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,071 - It was a terrible thing. - Russell, I feel sick. 228 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,698 Take it easy. These things happen. 229 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,534 What kind of attitude is that, "these things happen"? 230 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,787 They only happen because this country is full of people... 231 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,748 ...who, when things happen, just say, "These things happen." 232 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:44,585 - And that's why they happen! - Let's try not to get upset. 233 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,087 Come on. 234 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,464 We got to have control ofwhat happens to us. 235 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,342 If we left it up to you, we'd never hear the last of it. 236 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,095 - [woman continues] - [Russell] You're right. 237 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:03,104 [woman] Do you know what those half-wit morons up in Sacramento do about it? 238 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,649 They just sit there with their big feet up on their big desk... 239 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:11,612 - ...milking 15 million people of-- - Listen, I want to say something. 240 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,115 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I've got to say something. 241 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,285 - What are you looking at? - I'm watching something. 242 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,454 Benjy, turn around, sit still. 243 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,249 - Play it straight. - They're not kiddin'. They went for it. 244 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,626 Yeah? What are you going to do now? 245 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,380 I want you to tell me everything that man told you, word for word. 246 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,465 Don't leave out anything. 247 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,508 But do you think he really meant it? 248 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,723 Monica, I don't know about anybody else, but some of them believed it. 249 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,934 Like those two back there. [shouts] Don't look over there! 250 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:45,438 I know where it is. It's under a big W. That's what he said. 251 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,899 Like a windmill or a waterfall or something. 252 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,777 I hope it's not under a waterfall. [chuckles] 253 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,446 Think of something that starts with a W. 254 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,157 Wealth. Which. 255 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,409 Let's see. Where. 256 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,995 Work. That's it. I got to work on where it is. 257 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:05,416 One thing Dr. Carroll said was Russell was to have no undue excitement... 258 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,168 ...for at least two weeks because of his condition. 259 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,128 - But-- - That's why we came on this trip... 260 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,006 ...so Russell could relax. You should have told the police. 261 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,759 You keep saying that. What's the police got to do with it? 262 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,096 I think the police were chasing him. They drove up so fast. 263 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,182 Why shouldn't they've been chasing him? He was speeding. 264 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,184 I'm only thinking of Russell's condition. 265 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:27,855 You mean his financial condition. That's the only condition he has. 266 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,526 Do you know why your husband had a nerbous breakdown? 267 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:36,322 It's because he has sunk $40,000, including $15,000 of my money... 268 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,909 ...into a company that makes seaweed for people to eat. 269 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,246 Not only does nobody like it, it costs $4 a can. 270 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,540 - Yeah, but-- - "Yeah, but," what? 271 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,708 Most people like it and I like it. 272 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,086 I'm working hard, trying to keep the costs down. 273 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,380 You were working hard to keep the costs down... 274 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,716 ...the day you ran into the street screaming. 275 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,137 - Mother! - Emmeline, shut up! And you, too! 276 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,722 Maybe he was playing a trick on everybody. 277 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,517 Did you think about that? He might have been a practical joker. 278 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,937 Oh... Monica! Practical! 279 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,732 What kind of man is going to play a practical joke on complete strangers... 280 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,485 ...with every bone in his body broken? 281 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,738 - Watch! Watchtower! - No. 282 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,948 - Wall... - No. 283 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,867 - Walnut tree. - No, no! 284 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,160 - Walnuts. - No! 285 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,911 - In bags. - No! 286 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,291 Why are we doing only 35? Step on it! See what happens. 287 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,459 - Mother! - They'll see what we're doing. 288 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,587 Go ahead and try it. What've you got to lose? 289 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,089 Mother, he's not that good a driver. 290 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,100 - Uh-huh. - A-ha! 291 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,477 Going to leave the big boy behind? 292 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,905 [tires screeching] 293 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,541 What are you doing? Why are we slowing down? 294 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,960 It's no use. We can't lose them this way. 295 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,755 The inside of my stomach... 296 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,147 What's that idiot in the truck doing? 297 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,483 What's he doin' back there? 298 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,486 I bet he's running out of gas. Good! 299 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,453 [man] What happened to you? 300 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,456 - Having trouble with your engine? - Run out of gas? 301 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:36,877 - What, you bend your tailpipe? - No. It was just one of my tires. 302 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,671 I thought... 303 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,549 Shucks! Okay, so I was trying to... 304 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:42,633 Rats. 305 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,261 This whole thing... I think we're making a big mistake. 306 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,638 - I absolutely agree. - So? 307 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,890 We're being silly running around like this. 308 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,476 - Sure. We're getting nowhere. - By george, he's right. 309 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,730 Let's do something sensible. Let's just discuss this thing... 310 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:58,357 - ...and reason something out. - I'm with you. 311 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,444 And we can come to some conclusion like intelligent people. 312 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,404 - Let's do that: What he said. - [horn honking] 313 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,699 Yeah. That way nobody will have an advantage on one another, right? 314 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,034 It's fair. 315 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,869 We'd better get the cars off that curbe. 316 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,913 Let's not talk here, but over there. There's plenty of room. 317 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,582 Fine, see you over there. 318 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,876 Over there. 319 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,213 You're through to Homicide. 320 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,426 Santa Rosita Police Station... 321 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,178 ...Detective Division. 322 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,598 I'm connecting you now. Santa Rosita Police Station. 323 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,600 Detective Division. Matthews. 324 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,771 No, Sheriff, the Chief isn't here. He's a little late this morning. 325 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,273 I'll stay late after school. Who is it? 326 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,734 - Sheriff, Crockett County. - Who? 327 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,612 - That's where the Smiler is. - I wonder if anything happened. 328 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,365 Gertie, will you put that call through here? 329 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,575 How about some coffee, Schwartz? 330 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,668 Hello, Sheriff. Culpeper. 331 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,879 What'd he do, make a break? What happened? 332 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,964 Afraid I got some bad news. 333 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,218 - Grogan's cashed in his chips. - He what? 334 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,429 [man] He crashed his car about 20 minutes ago. 335 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,681 He was making a break, all right. 336 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,435 How did it happen? Where did it happen? 337 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:22,775 On 39, about 18 miles east of Danby Junction. 338 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:27,154 - Nine miles west of Valley Center. - Were there any witnesses? 339 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:29,865 [man] A few people went down to see if they could help. 340 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:33,160 - Was he killed outright? - I don't know, but I can find out. 341 00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:35,121 [Culpeper] Do that. See what they said. 342 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,164 Thanks very much, Sheriff. 343 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,504 Well... 344 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,507 It's a great way to start the day. 345 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,760 You wait for 15 years to solve a really important case... 346 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,262 ...and just when you... 347 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,013 [shouts] 348 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,768 It's all right, Chief. I'll get it for you. 349 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,731 He did it again. 350 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,958 [laughs] 351 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,335 [Culpeper] Get that fella's number! Get his number! 352 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,880 Get that fella's number! Get his number! 353 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,300 [siren wailing] 354 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:35,723 [man on radio] Item: One large furniture van. Item: One red Volkswagen. 355 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,100 That's them. Call in. 356 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,769 2-1-6-2, 2-1-5-8. 357 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,564 We just made all four of them parked alongside the road. 358 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,233 They're standing there talking. Over. 359 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:50,488 [man on radio] Sammy, let that ambulance go. And stay by the radio. 360 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:55,242 The man said there was a certain amount of money buried in this park. 361 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,452 Under a big W. 362 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,162 What is a big W? 363 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,080 We find out, we'll send you a wire. 364 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:01,582 [laughs] 365 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:05,044 It's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth. 366 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:10,591 If it was the truth, then it is a fact this place is almost 200 miles away. 367 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,052 I suggest we quietly get into our cars... 368 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:17,306 ...and drive down there at a safe, sound speed... 369 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,850 ...keeping in sight of each other. 370 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:23,812 When we get there, we dig up the money, providing there is money... 371 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:27,274 ...and if we do find it, we share it amongst us in a simple manner. 372 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,068 He's got a point. He's got something. 373 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,279 - We should go straight to the police. - The police? Why? 374 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:36,534 It's all right, she's with us. What's this "fair shares for everybody"? 375 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:41,372 We arrived in four vehicles. I think we should split it up in four quarters. 376 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,167 Four quarters? What are you talking about? Quarters? 377 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,712 You mean you three each get a quarter and we have to split a quarter? 378 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,215 - That's right. - What are you trying to pull? 379 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,385 - Seems fair to me. - Naturally, it's fair to you. 380 00:25:54,553 --> 00:26:00,266 - It just cheats us, that's all. - $350,000 divided by four is... 381 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,018 [mutters] ...let's say, $87,500. 382 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,687 That's what it is. 383 00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:08,232 The three of you get $87,500 and Benjy and I have to split. 384 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,694 There was five of us down at the wreck. We should split it five ways. 385 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:12,903 He's right. We should. 386 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,656 I'm perfectly willing to discuss it in a five-way manner. 387 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,492 We can discuss it in a five-way manner, five shares... 388 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,828 ...each share would be $70,000-- 389 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,621 $70,000? 390 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:23,831 Holy mackerel! 391 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:28,002 You realize how many loads I'd have to haul from Modesto to Yuma-- 392 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,587 You're overlooking one thing. 393 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,755 - We're overlooking-- - What little thing? 394 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,174 - What little thing? - We can all count. 395 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,760 - There were eight of us. - There were eight of us. 396 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,597 Speaking for my wife and myself, we'd be just as happy-- 397 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:43,309 Happy with two-eighths instead of a quarter? Awfully big of you. 398 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:46,395 Wait a minute, hold it. Put it back the way it was before. 399 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:48,772 Either one quarter for each car, 400 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,900 including the van, or one fifth for each guy. 401 00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:56,614 - Because this old bag has to stick-- - How dare you! 402 00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:01,285 Chief, we got a situation here that is absolutely incredible. 403 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,538 - Look, Smiler Grogan... Remember him? - Yes. 404 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,374 Smiler Grogan spent the night here, see? 405 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,627 Made his break this morning. 406 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:14,173 He drove up this way, got to here, crashed and killed himself. 407 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:17,718 But before he died, some people stopped to help him. 408 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:21,013 They are now stopped here, talking. 409 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:24,224 I think they're arguing about something. 410 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:28,729 And a Crockett County unit has got them under obserbation. 411 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,982 We give shares to everybody and for everything. 412 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,068 Now, there are eight of us. 413 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:37,071 There's eight shares for that. Then there were four vehicles. 414 00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:40,407 If we give four shares for that, that's 12 shares already. 415 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,743 There were five of us who went down to the wreck. 416 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,411 We give five shares for that. 417 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,288 That makes it 17, right? 418 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,290 Now, 17 shares and then we add... 419 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,293 ...the same number of shares as people in each vehicle. 420 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,755 Three for your group, two for yours, two for us, and one for you. 421 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,424 That adds up to 25 shares. 422 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:02,763 25 into 350,000 is $14,000 per share. 423 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,640 Figured like that would mean... 424 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:08,102 ...you'd get three shares for being three people, one for the car... 425 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,854 ...one share for going down and looking at the wreck... 426 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,482 ...and three for being three more people in the car. 427 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:18,570 A total of eight shares, giving you $112,000. 428 00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:22,157 That should cover everything, including the emancipation ofwomen. 429 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:23,450 Let's see now. 430 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:26,704 I got one share for being one person... 431 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:30,290 ...one share for going down the hill, one share for the truck... 432 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:33,127 ...one share for being a person in the truck. 433 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:38,757 But no matter how you figure it out, I still don't get as much as anybody else. 434 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:41,051 Let me explain it once more. 435 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:46,265 Their group, they, those three of them, they get $112,000, right? 436 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,685 Those over there, them, they get $97,000. 437 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,312 We, us, we get $84,000. 438 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,775 And you, by yourself, you get $56,000... 439 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:57,818 ...alone. 440 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,988 - That's tax-free money. - What do you mean, tax-free? 441 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:05,117 If we go down to this park and we uncover the money... 442 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,995 I'm sure he's not going to declare anything. 443 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,997 I know he's not going to declare anything. 444 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:14,668 - I'm not going to declare-- - What are you talking about, declare it? 445 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,421 I mean, it's like non-taxable income. 446 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,715 It's like a gift. 447 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:23,218 If we find the money, we still have to report the taxes. 448 00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:26,180 Otherwise, it's like stealing from the government. 449 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:28,515 [mutters] You explain it to him, please. 450 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,893 Who me? 451 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:34,813 If we find the money, there may not be taxes to pay on it... 452 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,523 ...because we found it. 453 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:40,611 - What he was trying to say is-- - Everybody has to pay taxes. 454 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:44,990 Even businessmen that rob, steal and cheat people every day... 455 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:46,825 ...even they have to pay taxes. 456 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:50,621 I give up. Anybody got a better, fairer plan, go ahead. 457 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:54,666 There were eight of us there, so that simply means eight shares. 458 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:57,628 - Three for us, two for you-- - This is hopeless. 459 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,881 We'll get no place if we continue listening to this old bag. 460 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:04,635 Lady, you trying to split us up so every man's for himself? 461 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,220 And every woman for himself? 462 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,055 One more funny remark from you-- 463 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:11,225 - Let's get out of here. - Please, don't argue anymore. 464 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:14,686 We figured it 17 different ways. 465 00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:17,064 Every time we figured it, it was no good. 466 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,818 No matter how we figured it, somebody didn't like it. 467 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:24,196 Now there's only one way to figure it. 468 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,073 And that is, every man... 469 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,867 ...including the old bag, for himself! 470 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:32,079 - Good luck and may the best man win! - Right! 471 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:36,250 Except you, lady. May you just drop dead! 472 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,585 All right. We all agree on that. 473 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:43,757 Let's be sensible about this thing. There's money in this for all of us. 474 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,094 There's enough for you. There's enough for you... 475 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,805 ...for me... 476 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,099 ...and for you... 477 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,934 ...and there's enough for-- 478 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,187 Melville, my shoe! 479 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,106 Get in the car! 480 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:32,222 [man] 2-1-5-8, 2-1-6-2, four cars under obserbation are passing this checkpoint. 481 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,224 Lead car is Plymouth station wagon. 482 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,226 Next, the Ford van, the Volkswagen... 483 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,146 ...and the Chrysler Imperial convertible, all doing about 50. 484 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,356 Yep, they're on their way. 485 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,400 [Culpeper] All traveling in the same direction? 486 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,193 Right. According to my boys... 487 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:48,238 ...they're all on reckless driving charges already. 488 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:52,993 None of those people must suspect that anybody's interested in them. 489 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,537 Now, Sheriff, will you get on to Capt. Hardesty... 490 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:58,123 ...and see how many helicopters he can let us have? 491 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,793 I'll see what we can do and I'll call you back. 492 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,840 Now, where have I always told you that the Smiler hid the dough? 493 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,926 - I know. - Where? 494 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:12,512 - Right there. - That's right, yeah. 495 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,515 If these merrymakers decide to go for it... 496 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:18,560 ...they'll go to the crossroads and turn south. 497 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,022 But why did Smiler head east when he made his break... 498 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,358 ...if the money is down here somewhere? 499 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,734 - Oh! - [chuckles] 500 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:30,197 Aloysius, the guy is just being clever. You can't-- 501 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,449 5 will get you 10... 502 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:36,536 - ...they turn south at the crossroads. - You got yourself a bet. 503 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,298 [tires screeching] 504 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:52,886 "Mount Shasta National Forest." Are we near-- 505 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,681 That's on the top! Look down near the bottom. 506 00:32:57,016 --> 00:33:00,310 - Are we near Oregon? - That's 700 miles from here. 507 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:08,235 [tires screeching] 508 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,284 Don't pass it! 509 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:21,915 [tires screeching] 510 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,210 You'll lose your license. 511 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:33,135 We've got the Imperial and we're running last? 512 00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:35,303 I can't pass them on the curbes. 513 00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:38,098 Go on. Go ahead. Look, there's a space! 514 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:41,184 You waiting for an engraved invitation? 515 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,812 [Russell] Get over! 516 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,939 [woman] Get over to the side where you belong! 517 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,194 [horn honking] 518 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,796 [tires screeching] 519 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,201 [rattling] 520 00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:42,913 I said it before and I'll say it again. 521 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,499 I didn't want to move to California. 522 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:58,804 - Did you find it yet? - I can't find it anywhere. 523 00:34:58,971 --> 00:35:00,514 Take the wheel. Give me the map. 524 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,557 Take the wheel! Give me the map. 525 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,977 It must be here. Right over here. Valley Center! 526 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,270 It's right here. 527 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,022 There's an airfield not far-- 528 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,858 - [both yelling] - Get it off your face! 529 00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:16,947 - Get it off me! - Don't go in there! 530 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,366 Swing over! Watch out! 531 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:25,997 - Take it off. - Get it off! 532 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,749 I've had enough. 533 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,392 - They're going to hire airplanes. - Never mind. Go! 534 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,854 - But they'll be there hours before-- - I said never mind. Let's go! 535 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:51,148 Nobody's getting me up in the air. 536 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,154 [metal rattling] 537 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:07,664 I wanted to be reasonable, give them reasonable shares. 538 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,417 No. They wanted every man for himself. 539 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:13,503 I'm going to show them what kind of man they're dealing with. 540 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,926 [engine sputtering] 541 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,973 [man] It's stalled, Benjy. We got dust in the carburetor. 542 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:35,442 When the people who own this see this, I sure hate to think-- 543 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,736 Never mind. 544 00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:38,904 Here's the bike. 545 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:41,948 Get to the nearest phone and hire the best car you can find. 546 00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:46,953 But this is a girl's bike. This is for a little girl. 547 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:49,915 I've got to get this stuff back so I can lock up the van. 548 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:52,834 We'll put everything away. Will you get going? Hurry. 549 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,045 Okay. 550 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,339 I got to admit... 551 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,800 ...I feel kind of silly. 552 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:02,719 You know what I mean? 553 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,855 Will you take us or won't you? 554 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:16,316 For $250, I guess I will. 555 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,237 You take care of the plane. We'll leave our car here till tomorrow. 556 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,572 - I'll give you a check. - Check? 557 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,158 Traveler's check from the Bank ofAmerica. Don't worry. 558 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:27,744 - Oh, boy. - Hey! 559 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,372 Are you a pilot? Is there a plane around? 560 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:31,539 Right both times. 561 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,792 Where's an airplane? I don't see any. 562 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,835 There's only one. We've chartered it. 563 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,672 - So you and your friend-- - Did you make a deal with them? 564 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:42,008 - Right. - Where can we charter another plane? 565 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:44,886 - Nearest place is North Valley. - Where's that? 566 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:48,807 Other side ofValley Center, about 12 miles, 15 miles. 567 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,893 - Excuse us. - Filibuster, filibuster. 568 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:54,145 You can stick around and watch us take off. 569 00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:56,731 Listen, dentist. I hate dentists. 570 00:37:56,899 --> 00:38:00,819 I hate you so much, I'm not able to tell you how much in front of your wife. 571 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,737 Vice versa. 572 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:06,950 - [yelling] - Come on over here! Come on! 573 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,796 Good morning. 574 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,965 - Good morning. - Had an accident? 575 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,926 - Anyone hurt? - No, but we've got to get to a phone. 576 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,262 Can you give us a lift? 577 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:30,348 Of course, I should be absolutely delighted. 578 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:34,978 Upsy-daisy. I'm afraid you caught me on the hub there. 579 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,522 Madam, do be careful. I have some cactus specimens-- 580 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,942 - Oh! - I'm most frightfully sorry. 581 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:44,904 I've been gathering some samples of desert flora. 582 00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:46,573 Where shall I put this? 583 00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:49,159 Boy. 584 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,121 Good morning. 585 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:56,291 It certainly is. We're in a hurry. We've got to get to a phone. 586 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,501 Of course, with pleasure. 587 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,796 Jolly nasty accident there. Jolly lucky nobody was hurt. 588 00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:05,300 Where did you get that funny accent? Are you from Harvard or something? 589 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,136 Harbard? Rather not. I'm English. 590 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,013 Sounds so foreign. 591 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,974 Really? I say, we haven't introduced ourselves. 592 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,602 My name is Algernon Hawthorne-- Col. Hawthorne. 593 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:19,064 - You're a colonel? - Lieutenant colonel, actually. 594 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:20,899 My name is Finch. This is my wife. 595 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:24,110 This is my mother-in-law, Mrs. Marcus. 596 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,821 Do stuff those in the back. 597 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:29,199 Cactus. It's rather a hobby of mine. 598 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,410 Spent the last 10 days gathering some for my collection. 599 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,704 Nothing spectacular, actually. 600 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:38,208 Cereus echinocactus, opuntia. That sort of thing. 601 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,710 Been enjoying a spot of leave from Vandenberg. 602 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,171 - From what? - Vandenberg. 603 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,756 The missile place. 604 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:48,301 I've been attached there for the last 10 months. Liaison work. 605 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:51,096 All very hush-hush and whoosh-whoosh. 606 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:52,472 [laughs] 607 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,140 That sort of thing, you know. 608 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:56,309 [chuckling] 609 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,395 Please, will you look at the road? 610 00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:01,981 Yes. Whoosh-whoosh. 611 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:09,656 - Don't stop! Keep moving! - Mother! 612 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:13,243 That big stupid lout! He ran into us. Keep moving! 613 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:24,963 I won't fly in this old... Listen to it. 614 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,923 Look at how it's shuddering. 615 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:31,052 Can't we go on our second honeymoon and forget all about this? 616 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,514 Honey, please, darling. Believe me, everything is all right. 617 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,891 Do you think I'd take a chance with you 618 00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:38,977 if there was any danger in flying this thing? 619 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,104 This plane is really built. 620 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,898 When was this plane built? 621 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:47,110 1916. 622 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:51,281 1916. These planes are tried and true. 623 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,033 There's nothing experimental about these planes. 624 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:57,162 So, come on. Let's have one big adventure. 625 00:40:57,329 --> 00:40:59,706 Get up there and have some fun. Here we go. 626 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,213 - That scratched the paint. - Help! 627 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:24,230 [engine sputtering] 628 00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:29,360 Haven't you got another car-- 629 00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:32,071 What? All right. Thanks. 630 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,742 Are you sure you can't rent us that truck? I'll pay. 631 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,660 I told you, we can't. 632 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:40,830 This is our first week open. How could we do without our truck? 633 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,790 We're in business. 634 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:46,336 We'll have to speak to the Englishman. If we tell him what happened-- 635 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,046 How can you admit we're involved-- 636 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:52,091 - He'll say he's entitled to a share. - He would be if he drove us there. 637 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:55,261 If we don't tell him, he won't. 638 00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:58,223 You're such a genius. 639 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,433 Listen! Only 10 percent! 640 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,977 There's no reason he should expect any more! 641 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,701 Thanks for stopping. Can you give me a lift? 642 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:22,872 What's with the kiddy bicycle? Are you some kind of a nut? 643 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,251 No. I had an accident. I got to get to Santa Rosita fast. 644 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:28,836 Can't help you. I'm turning off a little way up. 645 00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:31,130 Wait, let me think. 646 00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:34,759 I got to tell somebody. Could you spare a couple of hours? 647 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,052 Couple of hours? 648 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:39,514 You've been out in the sun too long. You're starting to crack up. 649 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,474 Wait a minute. Listen. 650 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,102 Just hear me out. 651 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:48,565 What I'm gonna tell you, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened. 652 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:51,234 There was an accident here a little while back... 653 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:55,321 ...about 20 miles back. It involved $350,000. 654 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:57,490 Now, like I say... 655 00:42:57,658 --> 00:43:01,744 ...when I tell you this, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened. 656 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,164 Try me. I'm pretty gullible. 657 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:08,126 [engine rattling] 658 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:32,066 [engine sputtering] 659 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,958 What bothers me is this big W. 660 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:53,504 You sure you told me all you know? You don't know what that guy meant? 661 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:57,050 No, none of them know. It's just who gets there first. 662 00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,427 What do you say? Is it a deal? 663 00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:02,221 Um... Deal! 664 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,476 Kid, you better get that bike out of there. 665 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,062 Somebody could trip over it in the dark. 666 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:02,198 [tire pops, air hissing] 667 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:28,015 [horn honking] 668 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:33,646 Fellas, I'm glad you're here. Look, I need your help. 669 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:36,149 I had this blowout. I think a spare's in the back. 670 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:39,736 It may be a little flat. Is there an airport anyplace around? 671 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:42,655 If the spare's flat, don't fix it. Give me a new tire. 672 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:44,657 You ain't got a new tire, fix the spare. 673 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:48,077 But don't look at me, move it. You could be gassing up. 674 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:52,290 What is it, a staring contest? Move, move, will you? Come on! 675 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,876 The pension in my grade... 676 00:45:55,043 --> 00:46:00,631 ...has not been upped one red cent since 1934. 677 00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:02,842 Now... Uh... 678 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:06,137 If the Mayor will get behind a resolution-- 679 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:08,848 What can I do? I can't put any pressure on the Mayor! 680 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,808 You can, Al. 681 00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,310 That's the whole point. 682 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,687 This case, I'll have finished by tonight. 683 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:18,065 It's one of the biggest cases we've ever had across our books. 684 00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:20,193 Tell the Mayor about it. 685 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,864 Tell him the money is right here, where I always said it was... 686 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,741 ...right in this neighborhood. 687 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:30,536 Tell him what credit will be reflected upon the department. 688 00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:35,166 Come on, Aloysius, get in there and pitch for me. 689 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,460 I can try. 690 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:39,879 He'll listen to you. 691 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:44,550 If he gets behind this, it'll pass unanimously. 692 00:46:44,718 --> 00:46:46,385 Now, you know... 693 00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:48,596 You know, Al, I got it coming. 694 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,390 I'll do everything I can. 695 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:53,643 - You know that, don't you? - Yes. 696 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:57,021 There's just one other little thing... 697 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:59,065 No. Nothing. 698 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:00,399 Vacation. 699 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:04,403 Once I get Smiler Grogan out of the way, my desk is clear. 700 00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:10,034 I'd like to take a three-week vacation. Take Ginger on a real nice holiday. 701 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,870 - Is that all right with you? - Of course it's all right. 702 00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:15,706 Thanks. I can hardly wait to tell her. 703 00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:18,709 - You won't forget about the Mayor? - No. 704 00:47:18,877 --> 00:47:22,421 I'll do my best. I promise you that. 705 00:47:22,589 --> 00:47:25,216 Aloysius, I'll never forget you for this. 706 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:28,177 You know something, Al? I got a feeling this morning... 707 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:31,430 ...that everything's coming my way. 708 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,599 [chuckles] 709 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,607 Sylvester! 710 00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:45,236 - [tires screeching] - [Mrs. Marcus screaming] 711 00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:50,616 - Why did you do that? - Why are you shouting? 712 00:47:50,784 --> 00:47:53,411 - Do you have to scare everybody? - Are you crazy? 713 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:54,787 Why didn't I think? 714 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:56,914 We've been running around like lunatics. 715 00:47:57,082 --> 00:48:00,793 Why didn't I think about Sylvester? He's sitting there right now. 716 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:03,880 - He lives on Silver Strand Beach. - I never thought of that. 717 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,799 - Who on earth is Sylvester? - My son, Emmeline's brother. 718 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,384 He's a lifeguard there. 719 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:12,054 I'm not entirely certain that you haven't damaged this machine. 720 00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:20,438 Kid, don't mind polishing. I got a lot of cars. Don't bother. 721 00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,356 You did a good job. 722 00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:24,317 Have a drink on me. Keep the change. 723 00:48:24,484 --> 00:48:26,277 I took care of your buddy. Let me go now. 724 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,320 You! 725 00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:30,781 No! It's that lunatic who escaped from the asylum! 726 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:33,242 Watch him! He's a homicidal maniac! 727 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,494 Get on the phone, yell "Mayday." 728 00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:37,413 Listen to me. I'm a psychiatrist. 729 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:40,082 This man is insane! I'm not your nurse. 730 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,500 He has a hate complex. 731 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,753 Calm down! 732 00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:47,006 Somebody will stumble over the bicycle in the dark, huh? 733 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:51,010 When I finish with you, they'll be stumbling over you in the dark! 734 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,887 Get on the phone! 735 00:48:56,975 --> 00:48:58,851 Look out! 736 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,520 - [both shouting] - Look, I was clowning. 737 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:04,607 Get out of here! Sir, wait a minute. 738 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,901 You've got this all... Why don't you stop? 739 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,028 I tell you. I'll kill you! 740 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,030 [shouting] 741 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,324 You got this... Wait! 742 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:15,368 - Don't take it so... - [bell dinging] 743 00:49:15,535 --> 00:49:18,120 Will you stop staring and get out of... 744 00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:20,831 He's out of his head. 745 00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:23,918 - He's crazy! - Want us to call... Ray! 746 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,587 It's a brand-new pump! 747 00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:29,882 - Get out of here! - Stop that! 748 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,218 Stop that! He's crazy! 749 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,261 - [glass shatters] - Hey. 750 00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:36,555 Very good. Quick thinking. I'm proud of you. 751 00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:38,516 Very good. Tie him up. 752 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:41,519 I'll have some orderlies come by with a straitjacket. 753 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,397 - Very good. I'm proud of you. - I never saw anything... 754 00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:46,941 - How many people has he killed? - There'll be more. 755 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:49,110 Tie him up for the boys in the white jackets. 756 00:49:49,277 --> 00:49:52,196 I'm proud of you, boys. You did a real good job. 757 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,740 Look me up. I'm in the book. Dr. Zillman. 758 00:49:56,243 --> 00:50:00,079 - Sir, we've got to get to Santa Rosita. - I tell you, this is a club. 759 00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:02,373 We don't do charters. Nobody here can take you. 760 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:06,419 - Whose plane is that? - That belongs to Mr. Tyler Fitzgerald. 761 00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:08,212 He isn't going anywhere today. 762 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:12,049 - Is he here? Can we see him? - Mr. Fitzgerald's in the billiard room. 763 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:16,262 - He's asleep. Nobody can talk to him. - Can we ask him a question? 764 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,264 - No, you can't. - [phone rings] 765 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:20,599 Hello? Wait a minute! 766 00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:28,024 Come on, Benjy. That must be Mr. Fitzgerald over there! 767 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:31,861 - You can't disturb Mr. Fitzgerald! - We just want to talk to him. 768 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,946 - Let him rest, please. - Hello. 769 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:35,197 - Sh! - Don't shush me! 770 00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:37,283 We're trying to talk to him. 771 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,368 Wake up, won't you please? 772 00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:42,496 - [snoring] - I think he's got a cold. 773 00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:45,624 Mr. Fitzgerald, listen. Please, sir. 774 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:49,336 We hate to disturb your sleep, but it's an emergency. 775 00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:51,464 You've no right to crash in here. 776 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:53,841 [coughing, grunting] 777 00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:55,259 That's a head cold. 778 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,928 Mr. Fitzgerald, you know where Rosita Beach is? 779 00:50:58,096 --> 00:51:01,807 - Only you can get us there. - It's a matter of life and death. 780 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,726 Right, a matter of life and death. 781 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,645 - It's our grandmother. She's dying. - Who's dying? 782 00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:09,982 Our grandmother is dying and she's sent for us. 783 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:14,487 She's in Rosita Beach. She's dying and we're up here. 784 00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:17,698 She'd like us with her when she goes. 785 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:19,825 Otherwise, she won't go. 786 00:51:19,993 --> 00:51:23,329 - She'll go. - Sir, they forced their way in here. 787 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:26,290 No, we didn't. Let me introduce myself. 788 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,334 I'm Dingy Bell. This is Benjy Benjamin. 789 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:31,170 - How do you do? - Don't start with that! 790 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:34,673 Sir, we'd like you to help us out by taking us down-- 791 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:39,345 - What's the matter? - Waitjust a minute. 792 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:43,891 I can't see! Something's happened to my eyes. 793 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,559 [stammering] I can't see! 794 00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:47,311 You can't see? He can't see. 795 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:51,357 - Must be an eye cold. - George, I can't see. 796 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:54,860 - [George] One minute, Mr. Fitzgerald. - I can't see! George! 797 00:51:55,028 --> 00:51:56,195 George! 798 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:58,906 [screaming] 799 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,074 Mr. Fitzgerald! 800 00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:04,495 We want to make sure he doesn't get loose. 801 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,999 I'll kill that dirty rotten bum... 802 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:12,002 ...if I get my hands on him. What's the matter? 803 00:52:12,712 --> 00:52:14,046 How come I'm tied up like this? 804 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,549 Just sit there. Everything will be all right. 805 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:19,218 Yeah. Friends are coming to take care of you. 806 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,512 What friends? What are you talking about? 807 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,556 Get this stuff off me. Turn me loose. 808 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,558 Take it easy. You've been sick. 809 00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:29,436 Who's been sick? And where's that bum with the glasses? 810 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:32,982 [stammering] Now just sit still, because the doctor is going-- 811 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,986 What doctor? I don't know no doctor. What are you guys, crazy or something? 812 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,822 I'm warning you. Get this stuff off me, you understand? 813 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,992 - Get this stuff off me! - Watch him, Ray, watch him! 814 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,996 I'm warning you! I'm going to have to hit you again. 815 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,123 Ow! 816 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,584 My arm! You broke my arm! 817 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:54,420 [grunting] 818 00:53:07,225 --> 00:53:10,769 You keep this up and I'm going to get sore. 819 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:20,613 Okay. That's the way you want it, that's the way you're going to get it. 820 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:22,865 [both shouting] 821 00:53:25,493 --> 00:53:28,162 - I'll kill you! - Whoo! 822 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,960 - Help! He's ruining our place! - Come on, Ray! 823 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,557 - You better get out of here, mister! - Leave us alone! 824 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,559 [screaming] 825 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:57,149 - Uh-huh. There you are. - What are we going to do? 826 00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:02,488 Dr. Zillman! Dr. Zillman! 827 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:09,787 [screaming] 828 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:18,879 Help! Put me down! Put me down immediately! 829 00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:22,466 [screams] 830 00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:26,512 - That's the way you want it? - Help! Help! 831 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,019 [shouting] 832 00:54:34,187 --> 00:54:36,146 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 833 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:38,691 [clattering, crashing] 834 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:44,697 You're getting out of line. I'm not kidding. I've had all I can take. 835 00:54:44,864 --> 00:54:47,533 Irwin, we'll have to kill him. 836 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,034 - Ready? - Ready. 837 00:54:49,202 --> 00:54:50,369 - Set? - Set. 838 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:51,495 [both] Charge! 839 00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:53,747 [trumpet fanfare] 840 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,130 He's going nuts! He's really nuts! 841 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:05,175 - Go away! - You'd better get out of here! 842 00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:08,053 I mean it, I don't want to... 843 00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:13,684 What'll we do? 844 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,104 Go away! 845 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:26,363 [screaming] 846 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,654 [phone rattling] 847 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:10,366 [phone ringing] 848 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:13,118 ♪ Got a baby who can give me 31 flavors 849 00:56:13,286 --> 00:56:14,787 ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best 850 00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:19,500 ♪ I call him ice cream Joe He is the most delicious boy I know 851 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:22,795 Go, baby, go! [laughs] 852 00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:25,047 ♪ He gives me 31 flavors 853 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,673 - ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best. - Yeah, yeah! 854 00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:30,636 - ♪ I just love him so. - Yeah, yeah! 855 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:34,348 [chuckles] Ah, yeah! 856 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:36,975 - [chortling] - ♪ Thirty-one flavors 857 00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:39,561 - ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best. - Oh! 858 00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,522 [phone ringing] 859 00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:44,274 ♪ Bananas, I'm gonna eat 860 00:56:44,442 --> 00:56:48,612 - [music continues] - [laughs] Don't stop! Go! 861 00:56:49,531 --> 00:56:51,949 Whoo! 862 00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:53,909 [phone rattling] 863 00:56:55,703 --> 00:56:56,620 He's got to be home. 864 00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:59,957 He never gets up this early. Why doesn't he answer? 865 00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:06,839 I hope you won't mind my asking, but what sort of chap... 866 00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:08,674 ...is this brother-in-law of yours? 867 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,509 He's a nut. Why? 868 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:13,720 I hope he's nothing like my brother-in-law. Peculiar chap. 869 00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:15,848 Secretary of a golf club out near Pangbourne. 870 00:57:16,015 --> 00:57:17,224 So what about him? 871 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:20,853 I was thinking that if Reggie, my brother-in-law... 872 00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:24,356 If Reggie got hold of information like this information... 873 00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:26,900 ...it's likely that would be the last time... 874 00:57:27,068 --> 00:57:30,696 ...anyone would ever see or hear of dear old Reggie. [chuckles] 875 00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:36,368 I doubt very much whether old Reggie will be waiting for us in Santa Rosita. 876 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,996 Cheers. 877 00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:44,376 [man shouting] 878 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:46,545 Tyler! Tyler's probably still in the shower. 879 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:50,466 Tyler! There he is! Tyler! 880 00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:52,885 - Tyler! - You promised! 881 00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:55,888 Hey! I'll wake him up. Tyler! 882 00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:58,682 - Tyler! - Huh? Huh?! 883 00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:02,811 - Wake up! Come on now! - [mumbling] 884 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,230 - Get out of here! - Wait! 885 00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:06,857 Ah! 886 00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,400 Mr. Fitzgerald! 887 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:10,903 [rattling] 888 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,909 You think I'll sit still while some un-American foreigner... 889 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:19,870 ...makes accusations about my own flesh and blood? 890 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:22,164 We'll see about that. Stop this car! 891 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:23,415 [tires screech] 892 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:26,001 - Really, madam. - Mother, this is awful! 893 00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,587 - So we'll see! - Mother, what are you doing? 894 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,590 You don't trust your brother-in-law? Let me tell you something. 895 00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:34,426 If my boy is out, then everybody is out. So we'll see. 896 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:37,596 We don't even own the car and you have no right to do what you do. 897 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:42,726 Rights? You talk to me about rights? 898 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:43,936 Mother... 899 00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:46,813 You address me on the subject of rights? 900 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,277 Trouble? Having any trouble? 901 00:58:52,445 --> 00:58:55,739 Yes! And we don't need any help from you. 902 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:03,372 Well! 903 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,998 - Mother, please. - Ah! 904 00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,750 With all due respect, this is too much. 905 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,336 Give Mr. Hawthorne the keys or we'll never get there. 906 00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:10,420 Too bad. 907 00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:14,550 Madam, I must say I find your attitude somewhat less than helpful. 908 00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:18,428 And what's all this got to do with you, if you don't mind telling me? 909 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:22,140 If we have quite decided to withdraw from this affair... 910 00:59:22,308 --> 00:59:26,979 ...you might be expected to hand me back my keys so that I could press on. 911 00:59:27,146 --> 00:59:31,358 You keep out of this! Are we calling Sylvester or not? 912 00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:34,069 No! 913 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:38,323 We are not. And I'll tell you why. Because your son, Sylvester... 914 00:59:38,491 --> 00:59:42,661 ...is an irresponsible, unreliable, big loudmouth, no-good bum... 915 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:44,997 ...who, if he isn't a crook, it's only because... 916 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:48,125 ...he hasn't got the brains or ambition even to become a crook. 917 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:49,293 Good show! 918 00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:53,005 If you want to come, you can. If you don't want to, you don't have to. 919 00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:56,967 But you've got to give us those keys or you'll force us to take them from you! 920 00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:58,468 Here, here. 921 01:00:05,143 --> 01:00:08,312 Give us those keys. Give us those keys. 922 01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:10,480 I don't care where you have them. I'll get them. 923 01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:13,025 - How dare you. - Give us those keys. 924 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:16,403 - You take one more step towards me-- - I'll take another step. 925 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:19,865 I'm warning you. You're gonna be sorry! 926 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:22,868 - Give me the keys. - You're gonna get it, but good! 927 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,953 - Ah! - Oof! 928 01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:28,206 - Emmeline! - Emmeline, stay in the car! 929 01:00:29,208 --> 01:00:30,751 Grab her! 930 01:00:30,918 --> 01:00:32,669 [all shouting] 931 01:00:33,504 --> 01:00:36,089 Russell, don't! Mother! 932 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:39,217 - Put me down! - Must be stuck. 933 01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:42,638 Russell, you wouldn't. You couldn't! You shouldn't! 934 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,390 Let me go! Let me get out of here! 935 01:00:45,558 --> 01:00:48,810 I got 'em! Here they are. 936 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:53,482 We really didn't want to do it. But that was the only way. Upsy-daisy. 937 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,235 Don't hit him. Ow! 938 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,741 Madam, please! Please! 939 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,618 You forced us. You forced us. 940 01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:07,037 I'm willing to say I'm sorry, but you forced us. 941 01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:11,041 - Do us a favor and get back in the car. - Get away from me! Don't you touch me! 942 01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:14,086 - We had to do it. You saw it, honey. - Russell, let me go. 943 01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:16,672 Just wait. You can't manhandle a decent woman. 944 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:19,341 You're going to jail! You'll be arrested for assault. 945 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:23,261 I'm going to sue for everything you've got. Take your hands off my daughter! 946 01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,847 I say, if we are going, we really must get cracking. 947 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,182 Russell, how could you? 948 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,059 - You know we had to-- - Mr. Finch! 949 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:33,271 Please don't go. We'll be right with you. See, she made us do it. 950 01:01:33,439 --> 01:01:35,565 Let's forget the whole thing and be reasonable. 951 01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:38,652 - Please get back in the car. - Not me! 952 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:41,738 We are wasting so much time. Give me the keys. 953 01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:45,033 [engine sputtering] 954 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:54,292 [car horn honking] 955 01:01:58,589 --> 01:02:00,549 The cars are going faster than we are. 956 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,759 Can't you make this thing go a little faster? 957 01:02:02,927 --> 01:02:06,972 Wide open, I can. But wide open eats up a lot of gas. 958 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,808 Then open up wide. I'll pay for the gas. 959 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:13,562 - It'll cost you about $50. - Okay, I'll pay when we land. 960 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,856 - Now! - I got to pay now? 961 01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:19,067 - Now! - All right, I'll pay you now. 962 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,569 - Melville... - What? 963 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,696 A bug! Get him off! [screams] 964 01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:26,491 Get him off! There he is! Get him! 965 01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:29,703 - You're breaking up the airplane! - Is it down there? 966 01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:31,329 [shouting] 967 01:02:31,497 --> 01:02:33,457 - Now you're breaking the floor! - [metal tearing] 968 01:02:33,624 --> 01:02:35,333 - [Melville] Help! - [Monica] Melville! 969 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:38,754 None of these 10 people have any record at all. 970 01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,673 And we're ready to book 'em for withholding information... 971 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:44,676 ...causing accidents, failing to report accidents... 972 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:48,597 ...reckless driving, theft, at least three cases of assault and battery-- 973 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:50,640 - Capt. Culpeper? - Yeah. 974 01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:52,726 - That my home? - Yes, sir. 975 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:55,812 Uh, Sheriff, excuse me. Another call. 976 01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:59,274 Take the Sheriff. I'll take it in here. 977 01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,985 Freddy, transfer Mrs. Culpeper to Culpeper's offce. 978 01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:08,575 - Hello, Ginger? - [girl] Daddy, it's Billie Sue. 979 01:03:08,743 --> 01:03:11,703 Oh. Let me speak with your mother, sweetheart. 980 01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:16,082 [woman] Well? 981 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,460 Ah, dear. 982 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:22,172 Tell me something, Ginger. How does it feel being married... 983 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:26,092 ...to the most brilliant personality in the law enforcement industry? 984 01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,637 [Ginger] Are you referring to yourself? 985 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,974 Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock. 986 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,227 When I tell you what has happened-- 987 01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:38,230 [Ginger] So tell me. I've got this biscuit dough-- 988 01:03:38,397 --> 01:03:41,817 The Smiler Grogan case is solved. 989 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,568 [Ginger] The what? 990 01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:47,989 What the hell is the Smiler Grogan case? 991 01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:52,953 The tuna factory robbery. 992 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,748 The case I've been talking about for the last 15 years. 993 01:03:57,708 --> 01:04:01,378 All I want you to do is make all the preparations... 994 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:04,506 ...for a little flight to Hawaii, Sunday morning. 995 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:07,425 - [Ginger] So what's the gag? - It is no gag. 996 01:04:07,593 --> 01:04:10,929 [Ginger] Are you serious about flying to Hawaii? 997 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:12,430 [chuckles] 998 01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:15,225 Flight 7, Sunday morning. 999 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:17,936 - [Ginger] Are we taking Billie Sue? - No! 1000 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,189 Just the two of us for about three weeks. 1001 01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:23,567 Now, we're going to celebrate, Ginger. 1002 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:27,237 My feeling is that after 27 years... 1003 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:30,240 ...we've earned it. 1004 01:04:42,003 --> 01:04:43,962 [tires screeching] 1005 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:47,883 What's the matter? 1006 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:50,218 - I need help. Can you give me a lift? - What? 1007 01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:53,263 My wife is sick. The doc sent me out for some medicine. 1008 01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,347 All right. Come on. 1009 01:04:54,515 --> 01:04:56,474 - I just ran out of gas. - Get in! 1010 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:12,949 - You? - You? 1011 01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:14,659 Wait a minute. We're in trouble. 1012 01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:17,162 Everybody's in trouble. Get out of the way. 1013 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:19,664 You think we wanted to leave you back there? 1014 01:05:19,832 --> 01:05:21,166 It was my son-in-law and that Englishman. 1015 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,668 What Englishman? Get out of the way. 1016 01:05:23,836 --> 01:05:27,547 You leave us here, and you know what you're going to get? 1017 01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,799 Nothing! We'll get it all. 1018 01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:30,926 How will you do that? 1019 01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:33,970 I'll call my son. He lives about 10 miles from Rosita Beach. 1020 01:05:34,138 --> 01:05:38,350 He'll drive there and get the money and we're going to have it. That's how! 1021 01:05:38,517 --> 01:05:41,811 I was going to offer you a share for taking us to a phone. 1022 01:05:41,979 --> 01:05:45,607 But because you're not interested, we'll wait for another car. 1023 01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:47,400 We're making a terrible mistake. 1024 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:49,444 We should go back and get my mother-in-law. 1025 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:50,904 - Go back? - Yes. 1026 01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:52,238 You couldn't be serious. 1027 01:05:52,406 --> 01:05:56,284 All she has to do is get to a telephone, my brother-in-law will get there first. 1028 01:05:56,452 --> 01:06:00,538 They'll get all and we won't get a dime. You can believe that. 1029 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:05,377 [stammers] But look here. 1030 01:06:05,544 --> 01:06:08,755 Even if she does get all the money, this won't make any difference... 1031 01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:11,925 ...to our agreement. She wouldn't break her word. 1032 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:16,805 I mean to say, I'd still be entitled to 10 percent as agreed. Surely. 1033 01:06:17,598 --> 01:06:20,517 Surely. Come on, let's go. 1034 01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:43,081 [phone dings] 1035 01:06:43,249 --> 01:06:46,668 - [woman] Operator. - Santa Rosita 7-1-9-6-5. 1036 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:50,755 ...and then that dirty, rotten, slimy bum that double-crossed me. 1037 01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:54,009 When I get a hold of that smart aleck, what I'm going to do... 1038 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:56,928 If you're there, I hope you turn away... 1039 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,764 ...that's all, that you just look the other way. 1040 01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:02,308 [footsteps approaching] 1041 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:04,269 Did you get him? 1042 01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:06,771 Maybe he went out for the papers or something. 1043 01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:08,898 We can keep on trying. 1044 01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:13,403 Just supposing we never do get him? We might be the last ones there. 1045 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:30,295 Just a minute. Down there? 1046 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,047 You're kidding. It's too steep. 1047 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,883 I drive my jeep down here every day. Let's go! 1048 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,342 Yeah, let's go. Let's... 1049 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,637 [rattling] 1050 01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:57,739 You can turn around here. I sure appreciate this, mister. Thanks. 1051 01:07:57,907 --> 01:08:00,158 Yeah, swell, yeah. 1052 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:03,411 [engine revving] 1053 01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:04,913 Hi, Eddie. 1054 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,524 [engine revving] 1055 01:08:59,426 --> 01:09:00,844 I got to get out of here. 1056 01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:04,389 Will you ask your father to show me? There must be some other way out! 1057 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,474 Come on! Hurry up! 1058 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:15,817 I could show you a way out. There's another way to the road. 1059 01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:20,113 You know another way to the road? Good. Come on in. Don't stand there. 1060 01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:23,449 If you show me the way out, I'll give you $1. 1061 01:09:23,617 --> 01:09:25,743 - Hm... $3. - $3? Why, you... 1062 01:09:25,911 --> 01:09:27,829 Yeah, all right. I'll give you $3. 1063 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:32,542 But don't stand there, hop in the car. Hurry kid, I got to get out of here! 1064 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:36,045 [engine rattling] 1065 01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:48,433 - They're not here. - Probably got a lift. 1066 01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:51,352 We only passed six or seven cars and they weren't in them. 1067 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,396 Somebody must have taken them the other way. 1068 01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:56,065 I think we better go back to that place we phoned from. 1069 01:09:56,233 --> 01:09:58,276 What? That's miles in the wrong direction. 1070 01:09:58,444 --> 01:10:00,445 Besides, we can't be certain they'll be there. 1071 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,698 I don't know, I must find my wife. And I don't know what to do. 1072 01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:05,283 Wherever they are... 1073 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,786 ...surely the most sensible thing is for the two of us to press on. 1074 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:12,081 For all we know, your brother-in-law may be out or away somewhere. 1075 01:10:12,249 --> 01:10:16,044 Even if he were the first there, he still has to find the money. 1076 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:19,047 I earnestly recommend we forget your good ladies... 1077 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,090 ...and press on with all possible dispatch. 1078 01:10:21,258 --> 01:10:23,968 All right. We'll press on with all possible dispatch. 1079 01:10:24,136 --> 01:10:26,804 And I don't really think that personal rancor... 1080 01:10:26,972 --> 01:10:30,391 ...is going to help the situation, if I may say so. 1081 01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:43,571 - [tire explodes] - [Monica shrieks] 1082 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:50,036 Okay, come on, honey. Let's go. We're here. 1083 01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:54,666 We got here first. Let's go. Come on. I got you. 1084 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,000 Atta boy, baby. 1085 01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:58,169 We made it. We're here first. 1086 01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:00,463 Take care of my car until we get back, right? 1087 01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:04,759 Come on, let's go. Will you go? Come on! 1088 01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:12,600 [man] Over there? 1089 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,519 There? 1090 01:11:15,312 --> 01:11:16,854 Down there? 1091 01:11:25,322 --> 01:11:28,283 [brakes squealing] 1092 01:11:49,638 --> 01:11:51,264 That'll be $2.90. 1093 01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:55,393 $2.90? Here's $3.00. Keep the change, but wait for us, okay? 1094 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:56,894 Oh, sure. 1095 01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:59,897 Wise guy. Come on, let's go. 1096 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:03,526 - No, we're closed. It's 12:00. - It's 12:00. They're closed. 1097 01:12:03,694 --> 01:12:07,947 Wait a minute! All we want is a pick and a shovel! 1098 01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:09,574 Mr. Dinkler's inside. 1099 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:12,660 Dinkler. That's it. We'll get Dinkler. Come on. 1100 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:15,580 Ah! 1101 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:17,206 Downstairs. Come on. 1102 01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:20,043 They must be here someplace. Down here, yeah. 1103 01:12:22,254 --> 01:12:24,130 Look for a pick and a shovel, all right? 1104 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:27,133 Pick and a shovel, must be someplace around. 1105 01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:28,926 That's all I need. 1106 01:12:29,094 --> 01:12:32,638 That's all I need, boy. That's all I need, a pick and a shovel. 1107 01:12:32,806 --> 01:12:33,890 I found it! 1108 01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:42,565 Got it! [chuckles] 1109 01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:44,567 - But there-- - I got it! I found it! 1110 01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:52,367 I've no wish to quarrel with you, but speaking as a representative... 1111 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:55,912 ...of Her Majesty's Armed Forces, I take the most particular exception-- 1112 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,790 You want me to tell you something? As far as I'm concerned... 1113 01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:01,125 ...the whole British race is practically finished. 1114 01:13:01,293 --> 01:13:04,170 If we hadn't kept your whole country afloat... 1115 01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:07,298 ...by giving you billions you never even said thank you for... 1116 01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:11,386 ...the whole phony outfit would be sunk under the Atlantic years ago. 1117 01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:12,970 - [tires screech] - Hey. 1118 01:13:13,138 --> 01:13:15,973 - What are you stopping for? - Get out of this machine. 1119 01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:17,725 Get out? You're crazy! 1120 01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:20,311 It's my machine. I'll do as I bloody well please. Out! 1121 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,773 I'm awfully sorry. I've been very edgy today. 1122 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:27,151 If I said anything about England, I apologize. 1123 01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:29,195 I'm glad to hear you say so. 1124 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:31,239 I must say, if I had the misfortune 1125 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:33,491 to be a citizen of this benighted country... 1126 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:37,662 ...I should be most hesitant in offering any criticism of any other. 1127 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:39,705 Wait a minute. Are you knocking this country? 1128 01:13:39,873 --> 01:13:41,999 Are you saying something against America? 1129 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:43,084 Against it? 1130 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:46,587 I'd be astounded to hear anything said for it. 1131 01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:49,549 The whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy... 1132 01:13:49,716 --> 01:13:51,175 ...in the history of civilization. 1133 01:13:51,343 --> 01:13:55,179 Look at yourself, the way your wife and her strumpet of a mother... 1134 01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:56,764 ...push you through the hoop. 1135 01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:59,851 As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. 1136 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,102 They're like slaves. 1137 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:03,479 They die like flies from coronary thrombosis... 1138 01:14:03,647 --> 01:14:06,607 ...while their women sit under hair dryers eating chocolates... 1139 01:14:06,775 --> 01:14:10,987 ...and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day. 1140 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:14,991 And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. 1141 01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:17,160 In all my time in this wretched country... 1142 01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:21,706 ...the one thing that has appalled me most is this preoccupation with bosoms. 1143 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:25,084 They've become the dominant theme in American culture: 1144 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:28,379 In literature, in advertising, in entertainment, in everything. 1145 01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:30,298 I'll wager you anything you like... 1146 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,884 ...ifAmerican women stopped wearing brassieres... 1147 01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:36,637 ...your whole national economy would collapse overnight. 1148 01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:39,974 [man on radio] F-7 to Central. The Crumps are locked... 1149 01:14:40,142 --> 01:14:43,060 ...in the hardware store basement. Shall I let them out? Over. 1150 01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:45,813 How could they get locked in a basement? 1151 01:14:45,981 --> 01:14:48,983 - We better let them out. - That ain't fair. 1152 01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:52,778 - It ain't fair? What ain't fair? - They got themselves in there. 1153 01:14:52,946 --> 01:14:54,739 They ought to be able to get themselves out. 1154 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:59,452 Uh, after all, if you help them, you're not being fair to the others. 1155 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:02,413 But the moment anybody gets to where they're going... 1156 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:03,581 ...we'll pick them up. 1157 01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:05,917 What difference does it make who gets there first? 1158 01:15:06,084 --> 01:15:07,376 It's a race, ain't it? 1159 01:15:07,544 --> 01:15:09,128 Why do you want to help that dentist? 1160 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:13,508 Me? I've been pulling for that guy Pike with the furniture van. 1161 01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:15,593 The rules should be the same for everybody. 1162 01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:17,595 Otherwise, it just ain't fair. 1163 01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:22,350 [clears throat] 1164 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,688 Central to F-7. 1165 01:15:28,565 --> 01:15:31,943 No. We'll leave them where they are. See what happens. 1166 01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:35,613 Watch all the exits, but render no assistance. Over. 1167 01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:40,868 Are you happy? 1168 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:49,085 [grunting] 1169 01:16:04,184 --> 01:16:05,393 I need a drink. 1170 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:08,896 There's some ice and stuff back there. Make us all some Old Fashioneds. 1171 01:16:09,064 --> 01:16:11,232 You think you ought to drink while you're flying? 1172 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,401 Stop kidding and make us some drinks. 1173 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:16,654 Just press the button back there marked "booze." 1174 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:20,449 It's the only way to fly. [chuckles] 1175 01:16:20,617 --> 01:16:21,867 [chuckles nerbously] 1176 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:38,134 Estimated speed 175. 1177 01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:40,344 We'll never be able to keep up with him. 1178 01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:43,764 Better have some of the other units intercept. Over. 1179 01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:47,476 Hello, Ginger? What's the matter now? 1180 01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:50,896 [Ginger] It's Billie Sue. Her new boyfriend Oscar... 1181 01:16:51,064 --> 01:16:54,400 ...was supposed to come down from Pomona just to meet us. 1182 01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:57,236 So now she told him we were going away. 1183 01:16:57,404 --> 01:16:58,821 What? What's the matter? 1184 01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:02,575 [Ginger] You keep forgetting. If a girl is 6 feet 5 inches tall... 1185 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,869 ...she's bound to have special problems. 1186 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:06,912 - But, Ginger-- - [Ginger] They had some argument... 1187 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:07,997 Get out! 1188 01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:10,958 [Ginger] ...screaming at each other. Now the whole engagement's off... 1189 01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:12,918 ...and she says she's leaving. 1190 01:17:13,086 --> 01:17:15,504 Leaving what? Leaving home? 1191 01:17:15,672 --> 01:17:17,673 Let me talk to her. Get her to the phone. 1192 01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:20,426 [Ginger] I'll try. Just a minute. Talk to your father. 1193 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:23,346 [Billie Sue] I won't. I don't want to talk to him ever. 1194 01:17:23,513 --> 01:17:27,391 [Ginger] Don't be ridiculous. Whatever else he is, he is your father. 1195 01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:30,478 [organ music plays] 1196 01:17:34,232 --> 01:17:38,069 [engine revving] 1197 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:50,414 [crashing] 1198 01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:54,168 - [slowjazz plays] - Ah! 1199 01:17:55,295 --> 01:17:56,587 Ah! 1200 01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:07,139 [phone rings] 1201 01:18:15,399 --> 01:18:17,566 [ringing continues] 1202 01:18:19,611 --> 01:18:23,280 Ooh! Yeah! Ah! 1203 01:18:26,243 --> 01:18:28,869 [groans] Oh! 1204 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:31,455 [exhales] 1205 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:33,666 You hear bells, baby? 1206 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,001 [ringing continues] 1207 01:18:38,338 --> 01:18:39,255 Yes? 1208 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:42,425 - [Mrs. Marcus] Who is that? - Who's that? 1209 01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:44,218 I want my son! Hey! 1210 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:50,474 Who is that? I want to speak to Sylvester Marcus. 1211 01:18:50,642 --> 01:18:53,561 - Sylvester? - Yeah, baby? 1212 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:56,689 - It's your mom. - [chuckles] 1213 01:18:56,857 --> 01:19:01,318 Ah! [laughs] Good old Mom. Hello! 1214 01:19:01,486 --> 01:19:03,946 - Sylvester? - [Sylvester] Is that you, Mom? 1215 01:19:04,114 --> 01:19:06,741 Of course it's me. I've been trying you all morning. 1216 01:19:06,908 --> 01:19:09,493 I've been a little busy. 1217 01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:12,329 I've been working and I didn't hear the phone. 1218 01:19:12,497 --> 01:19:14,457 Hold on a minute, will you, Mom? 1219 01:19:14,624 --> 01:19:18,252 Baby, how about a beer or something? Man, I feel like-- 1220 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,629 Will you listen? Something's happened. 1221 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:24,091 [Mrs. Marcus] There was an accident this morning. A man got killed! 1222 01:19:24,259 --> 01:19:25,342 Who got killed? 1223 01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:27,178 - [Mrs. Marcus] Now, listen! - You all right? 1224 01:19:27,345 --> 01:19:28,804 - [Mrs. Marcus] Pay attention! - Sis all right? 1225 01:19:28,972 --> 01:19:30,598 - [Mrs. Marcus] Will you listen? - What's wrong? 1226 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:32,183 [Mrs. Marcus] Can you hear me? 1227 01:19:32,350 --> 01:19:34,101 There's a whole fortune in cash. 1228 01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:37,605 You can get it before anybody else, but you've got to hurry! 1229 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,858 What's the matter? What's going on there? Are you all right? 1230 01:19:41,026 --> 01:19:43,694 Of course I'm all right. Sylvester! 1231 01:19:43,862 --> 01:19:45,112 Are Russell and Emmeline with you? 1232 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:49,283 Forget about Russell. Will you shut up and let me talk? 1233 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,827 What's going on? Where's Russell? 1234 01:19:51,995 --> 01:19:53,996 Don't even mention Russell! 1235 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:57,500 - When I tell you what Russell did-- - Just tell him about the dough. 1236 01:19:57,667 --> 01:19:59,001 Keep out of this! Shut up! 1237 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:01,712 - [Mrs. Marcus] Don't talk. Just listen. - What did Russell do? 1238 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:05,508 He assaulted me, if you wanna know! He grabbed me beside the road. 1239 01:20:05,675 --> 01:20:08,052 He and this Englishman I don't even know! 1240 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:10,554 Who's with you and where are you? 1241 01:20:10,722 --> 01:20:14,683 I'm with this truck driver in Peterson's Garage in Plaster City. 1242 01:20:14,851 --> 01:20:17,186 Will you shut up a minute so I can tell you what happened? 1243 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:21,857 Listen to me close! Stay there, 'cause I'm coming to get you right now. 1244 01:20:22,025 --> 01:20:22,983 Shut up and listen! 1245 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,862 Everything's going to be all right. Your baby's coming to get you. 1246 01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:29,240 - Sit there. Relax. Take it easy. - [Mrs. Marcus] Sylvester! 1247 01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:32,326 I'm coming. Everything's going to be all right. 1248 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:37,581 Well? 1249 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:42,628 So he's coming here, and I'm not to worry about a thing. 1250 01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:45,840 Because everything is going to be all right. 1251 01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:50,719 [shouting] Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron! 1252 01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:53,681 The burglar alarm. 1253 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:57,685 We just throw it on, people hear it, they come, and we're out. 1254 01:20:57,853 --> 01:21:00,229 Don't be frightened if it makes a big bell noise. 1255 01:21:00,397 --> 01:21:02,606 Okay? All right? Here we go. 1256 01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:10,948 - I don't hear anything. - Neither do I. There's no bell. 1257 01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:17,663 Look at it. It just stands there. 1258 01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:20,124 Wait a minute. 1259 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,836 Stand back. 1260 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,309 [grunts] 1261 01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:41,020 Burglar alarm! 1262 01:21:41,187 --> 01:21:43,314 The stupidest burglar in the world could come in... 1263 01:21:43,481 --> 01:21:46,233 ...and walk away with everything, and we can't even get out. 1264 01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:49,153 Sheesh! [grunting] 1265 01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:51,155 Come here! 1266 01:21:55,952 --> 01:21:58,787 [shouting] 1267 01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:01,832 [Monica] Melville? Melville! 1268 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,836 Even if you do get the bell to ring and somebody comes... 1269 01:22:06,004 --> 01:22:07,922 ...what about the damage? 1270 01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:12,343 They're the ones who locked us in! 1271 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,513 This thing has got to work. 1272 01:22:16,681 --> 01:22:19,516 - [fizzling] - [screaming] 1273 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:23,187 No! 1274 01:22:24,147 --> 01:22:28,025 Please, help me! I'm frying! Ah! Please! Help me! 1275 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:30,945 - [screaming] - [crashing] 1276 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:38,452 [engine droning] 1277 01:22:41,247 --> 01:22:43,707 Uh... Don't make them so sweet this time. 1278 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,919 You've had two already. Can't you wait till we're on the ground? 1279 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:49,672 What are you talking about? I'll make the next batch. 1280 01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:51,215 You take the controls. 1281 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:54,969 - I don't know how to fly an airplane. - There's really nothing to it. 1282 01:22:55,136 --> 01:22:59,431 - But Benjy can't fly! - Nonsense. Anybody can fly a plane. 1283 01:22:59,599 --> 01:23:02,893 I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel. 1284 01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:05,771 That's it. Now you have it. Now the feet on the rudder. 1285 01:23:05,939 --> 01:23:07,856 There you are, feet on the rudder. 1286 01:23:08,024 --> 01:23:11,235 Who says this boy can't fly a plane? There you go. 1287 01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:13,862 I'm making an Old Fashioned the old-fashioned way... 1288 01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:16,073 ...the way dear old Dad used to. 1289 01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:17,783 What if something happens? 1290 01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:21,036 What can happen to an Old Fashioned, all right? 1291 01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:26,458 I know you don't know what to do, so don't do nothing. 1292 01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:30,754 - I won't do nothing. - That boy's a natural-born flyer. 1293 01:23:30,922 --> 01:23:33,424 [engine droning] 1294 01:23:41,391 --> 01:23:44,768 Wait a minute. Benjy! Benjy! Ease back on her! 1295 01:23:44,936 --> 01:23:46,729 - I'm easing. - Ease back a little! 1296 01:23:46,896 --> 01:23:50,315 - I'm trying my best. - All kidding aside-- 1297 01:23:50,483 --> 01:23:53,235 I'm not kidding any longer. It's making me... 1298 01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:56,864 ...nerbous! Hey! We've got an accident back here! 1299 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:58,615 - What happened? - I don't know! 1300 01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:04,872 [horn honking] 1301 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,248 Oh! 1302 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:09,001 It's good that truck pulled over. I can't stand this anymore. 1303 01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:11,211 In the name of reason, pull yourself together. 1304 01:24:11,379 --> 01:24:12,880 You were 10 feet over the line. 1305 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:16,383 [engine rattling] 1306 01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:20,262 [tires screeching] 1307 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:38,489 [grunting] 1308 01:24:43,036 --> 01:24:44,995 [coughing] 1309 01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:52,711 - Uh! - [glass shatters] 1310 01:24:52,879 --> 01:24:56,215 Oh! So it's fisticuffs you want, is it? Right. Stick them up! 1311 01:24:56,382 --> 01:24:58,509 - No! No! - Come here, you coward! 1312 01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,552 No! Don't hit me! 1313 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,596 - Stop, you! - Don't hit me! 1314 01:25:06,851 --> 01:25:10,062 - Blood. - It certainly is. 1315 01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:11,730 [screams] 1316 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:13,982 Come back here, you blimey... 1317 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,194 [grunts] 1318 01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:21,240 You want to play dirty, huh? Okay! 1319 01:25:21,407 --> 01:25:23,617 [grunting] 1320 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:26,203 Foul! Foul! 1321 01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:27,329 You're not much good... 1322 01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:29,790 ...without that horrible mother-in-law of yours, are you? 1323 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:32,376 [laughing] Ow! 1324 01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:35,546 Come on. Fight! 1325 01:25:35,713 --> 01:25:37,965 You thought you had me, didn't you? 1326 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,675 I'll kill you. I swear! 1327 01:25:39,843 --> 01:25:44,388 [panting] No, stop, please! No, please. 1328 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,598 [yelling] 1329 01:25:46,766 --> 01:25:49,226 [crashing] 1330 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:52,312 [engine droning] 1331 01:25:57,652 --> 01:26:00,279 - Hello. Hello there. - Don't shut the motor off! 1332 01:26:00,446 --> 01:26:03,782 I'm not shutting anything off! Hello, anybody! Can anybody hear me? 1333 01:26:03,950 --> 01:26:07,703 - I can hear you! - I don't care if you hear me! 1334 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:08,745 Look, I wanna be... 1335 01:26:08,913 --> 01:26:11,999 - I don't know whether we're on the air. - Mayday. Call mayday! 1336 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:16,253 Mayday! Mayday, we're up here! Can you hear us? Help! 1337 01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:20,757 - Benjy, say something. - Help! Ah! 1338 01:26:21,342 --> 01:26:23,385 Hello? Billie Sue? 1339 01:26:23,553 --> 01:26:26,263 - Billie Sue, where are you? - [Billie Sue] I'm at the bus station. 1340 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,932 I only called because Mommy said I absolutely-- 1341 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:32,853 Now, sweetie, what are you doing in the bus station? 1342 01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:35,022 [Billie Sue] I'm waiting for the bus. 1343 01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:38,192 - Your wife's on the other phone. - [Billie Sue sobbing] 1344 01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:42,112 Ginger? I've got Billie Sue on the other line. 1345 01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,781 Billie Sue, wait one minute, will you? 1346 01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:46,950 - Ginger? - [Ginger] I'm here. 1347 01:26:47,118 --> 01:26:49,661 Can you hear Billie Sue? She's crying. 1348 01:26:49,829 --> 01:26:50,787 [Ginger] Billie Sue! 1349 01:26:50,955 --> 01:26:52,831 She's in the bus station and she's crying, 1350 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:54,666 but she's waiting for you to tell her. 1351 01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:57,377 - [Ginger] Billie Sue! - Are you listening? 1352 01:26:57,545 --> 01:26:58,629 [Ginger] Billie? 1353 01:26:58,796 --> 01:27:01,882 - Are you listening to your mother? - [Ginger] Your mother is speaking. 1354 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:04,968 - Listen to your mother, sweetie. - [Ginger] Billie Sue! 1355 01:27:05,136 --> 01:27:07,429 Billie Sue! Listen to your mother! 1356 01:27:12,435 --> 01:27:15,437 Everything that's happened to my daughter and me today... 1357 01:27:15,605 --> 01:27:18,565 ...only happened for one reason: because you were too stupid... 1358 01:27:18,733 --> 01:27:21,526 ...to look where you were going, and wrecked our car! 1359 01:27:21,694 --> 01:27:25,989 - Oh, yeah? - [brakes squealing] 1360 01:27:33,539 --> 01:27:36,500 You either get out of that truck or I'm going to throw you out. 1361 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:38,210 Don't get upset. 1362 01:27:38,378 --> 01:27:41,797 You're not going to do anything. Drive on, you big, stupid idiot. 1363 01:27:41,965 --> 01:27:47,511 [sobbing] Mommy, don't worry. Your baby's coming to save you! 1364 01:27:51,349 --> 01:27:54,810 Oh! Mr. Pike! Mr. Pike, please! 1365 01:27:54,978 --> 01:27:58,689 - Let me go! Get away from me! - That isn't nice a bit! 1366 01:27:58,856 --> 01:28:03,318 - Mother! - [all shouting] 1367 01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:05,779 [Mrs. Marcus shouting] Help me! 1368 01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:13,495 [all shouting] 1369 01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:17,124 That's what I'm here for. That's why you had me, to save you. 1370 01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:18,709 [Mrs. Marcus screaming] 1371 01:28:18,876 --> 01:28:21,295 Help me! Ah! 1372 01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:24,214 Emmeline! Ah! 1373 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:27,718 Yeah, yeah. [laughs] 1374 01:28:28,886 --> 01:28:30,345 It's practically burned through. 1375 01:28:30,513 --> 01:28:33,515 Just a couple blows with the sledgehammer and we're out. 1376 01:28:39,605 --> 01:28:40,939 Ah! 1377 01:28:44,235 --> 01:28:45,319 Eh... 1378 01:28:57,540 --> 01:29:00,208 Hey! Wait a minute! 1379 01:29:01,085 --> 01:29:02,627 I can't cross here! 1380 01:29:02,795 --> 01:29:06,631 You said the main road. This is Niagara Falls. 1381 01:29:06,799 --> 01:29:09,343 All right, look. You're a little boy. 1382 01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:12,804 If you want to be a big boy, which way to the main road? 1383 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:23,065 Don't! 1384 01:29:23,232 --> 01:29:25,776 It's no! The answer is no. 1385 01:29:25,943 --> 01:29:29,613 He won't back any increase in pensions. He won't even talk about it. 1386 01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:33,283 There won't be any increase in pensions. Do you know why? 1387 01:29:33,451 --> 01:29:35,202 Because they got a solid majority... 1388 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,537 ...of Republicans and Democrats who've agreed... 1389 01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:39,831 ...that if anything is said about pensions, 1390 01:29:39,999 --> 01:29:41,958 they'll actually reduce your pension! 1391 01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:44,836 Why? Because they know that you personally... 1392 01:29:45,004 --> 01:29:48,715 ...were more responsible than anybody else for closing down the houses. 1393 01:29:48,883 --> 01:29:51,301 Could I do anything? Would he listen to me? 1394 01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:54,888 Ha! All right. So you're an honest cop... 1395 01:29:55,056 --> 01:29:57,557 ...and you've spent a lifetime being an honest cop... 1396 01:29:57,725 --> 01:30:00,519 ...and you've got that, and that's all you've got! 1397 01:30:00,686 --> 01:30:02,854 It's no good saying I'm sorry. 1398 01:30:03,022 --> 01:30:06,149 I'm too angry and sick at my stomach to be sorry. 1399 01:30:06,317 --> 01:30:08,068 [Billie Sue] You're not listening to what I'm saying. 1400 01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,654 That's the trouble with this family. 1401 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:15,033 - Melville, I smell something burning. - Ah... 1402 01:30:18,037 --> 01:30:20,330 - Oh! - Whoa! 1403 01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:23,250 We're on fire! Come over here. 1404 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:26,336 Come on. This way. Go down. Now. Go. 1405 01:30:26,504 --> 01:30:28,004 Hurry up! 1406 01:30:29,173 --> 01:30:30,132 Put it out! 1407 01:30:30,299 --> 01:30:32,676 I don't know how! Get something! 1408 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:35,011 - The extinguishers. - Get one! 1409 01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:38,265 - What'll I do? - Use it! 1410 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:39,975 Not on me! On the fire! 1411 01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:41,518 It's too deep! 1412 01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:43,019 This is a car, not a canoe! 1413 01:30:43,187 --> 01:30:45,188 Come on! It's easy! 1414 01:30:45,356 --> 01:30:48,567 If I don't get out of here... Why? Why? 1415 01:30:51,821 --> 01:30:54,698 All right! Here I come! 1416 01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:00,078 It's too deep! 1417 01:31:00,246 --> 01:31:02,497 It's too deep, you little rat fink! 1418 01:31:02,665 --> 01:31:04,875 Why didn't you tell me it was... What do I... 1419 01:31:05,042 --> 01:31:07,961 Don't stand there! Get somebody! Don't... 1420 01:31:08,129 --> 01:31:10,005 This is no place for a convertible! 1421 01:31:10,173 --> 01:31:12,883 [grunting] 1422 01:31:13,050 --> 01:31:14,384 I'll get you. 1423 01:31:14,552 --> 01:31:17,888 [engine droning] 1424 01:31:18,055 --> 01:31:20,432 [screaming] 1425 01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:24,895 I'm bleeding, Emmeline! Look! I'm bleeding! 1426 01:31:25,062 --> 01:31:28,064 [sobbing] Mama! What did they do to my Mama? 1427 01:31:28,232 --> 01:31:30,567 [panting] 1428 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,736 Ow! Ooh! 1429 01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:46,958 Benjy! 1430 01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:54,341 [Ginger] It's your father's fault. 1431 01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:57,093 - The whole thing is your father's fault. - [Billie Sue] Mommy. 1432 01:31:57,261 --> 01:31:59,095 [Ginger] It's your father's fault. 1433 01:31:59,263 --> 01:32:02,098 What's the matter, Chief? Something wrong? 1434 01:32:02,266 --> 01:32:05,268 - [Ginger] You know as well as I do-- - [Billie Sue] Listen and stop yelling! 1435 01:32:05,436 --> 01:32:06,895 [Ginger] Stop it, Billie. 1436 01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:09,105 - Billie, you're not listening. - [Billie Sue sobbing] 1437 01:32:09,273 --> 01:32:12,400 [overlapping chatter] 1438 01:32:13,569 --> 01:32:16,738 ♪ Well, step into the lobby 1439 01:32:16,906 --> 01:32:20,367 ♪ For whatever is your hobby 1440 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:23,954 ♪ To drink or smoke or repeat some joke 1441 01:32:24,121 --> 01:32:29,376 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world ♪ 1442 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:46,309 [Monica whimpering] 1443 01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:53,149 Now stop it. Stop it, Monica! 1444 01:32:53,317 --> 01:32:55,986 It's only two pieces of small dynamite. 1445 01:32:56,153 --> 01:32:58,697 [stammering] And they're 70 feet away in the other room. 1446 01:32:58,864 --> 01:33:02,742 This is a strong counter. We can't possibly get hurt from there. 1447 01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:23,930 Please, go and stop it. Stamp on it or something. 1448 01:33:24,098 --> 01:33:27,267 - You know I hate explosions. - It's perfectly all right. 1449 01:33:27,435 --> 01:33:31,313 I just want to blow a small hole in the wall, then we'll be out of here. 1450 01:33:42,992 --> 01:33:45,160 Something's happened to the fuse. 1451 01:33:45,328 --> 01:33:47,787 - What could possibly-- - Hold it. Sh! 1452 01:33:47,955 --> 01:33:49,164 Listen. 1453 01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:53,418 The fuse has gone out. I can't hear it anymore. 1454 01:33:53,586 --> 01:33:57,297 - Stay down. Don't get up. - I just want to take a look, okay? 1455 01:34:01,177 --> 01:34:03,720 Huh! Now I see. 1456 01:34:05,222 --> 01:34:07,223 It's the fire extinguisher stuff. 1457 01:34:07,391 --> 01:34:10,060 The fire extinguisher stuff got on the fuse and put it out. 1458 01:34:10,227 --> 01:34:12,479 Melville, don't go in there. You'll be killed. 1459 01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:16,024 - You'll be blown to bits. - Monica, for heaven's sake. 1460 01:34:16,192 --> 01:34:18,735 I just want to take a look! 1461 01:34:21,238 --> 01:34:24,616 Why do you always imagine I can't do things for myself? 1462 01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:26,951 Don't you think I got any sense at all? 1463 01:34:27,787 --> 01:34:29,913 Why can't you have a little confidence in me? 1464 01:34:30,081 --> 01:34:32,666 [screaming] 1465 01:34:43,469 --> 01:34:46,262 Sh! Sh! Sh! 1466 01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:54,604 [bullets ricocheting] 1467 01:35:00,027 --> 01:35:02,112 [engine droning] 1468 01:35:08,244 --> 01:35:10,954 - I'll never be bad again! - Whoever said you could fly? 1469 01:35:11,122 --> 01:35:13,206 What do ya want from me? How long I been flying? 1470 01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:15,667 - Keep it going! - Can't you talk to that radio? 1471 01:35:15,835 --> 01:35:18,378 Hello, anybody on the ground! On the ground, anybody! 1472 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,088 Can you hear us? 1473 01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:23,007 [sirens wailing] 1474 01:35:32,476 --> 01:35:35,145 - Stand back! - Everybody, stand back. 1475 01:35:35,312 --> 01:35:37,939 Stand back, folks. Folks, stand back. 1476 01:35:44,822 --> 01:35:47,157 This is Rancho Conejo Tower. Do you hear me? 1477 01:35:47,324 --> 01:35:50,577 - We don't know who they are. - This is Rancho Conejo Tower. 1478 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:54,330 Aircraft calling Rancho Conejo Tower, this is Rancho Conejo Tower. 1479 01:35:54,498 --> 01:35:56,332 I got 'em! 1480 01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:59,169 I got 'em! Hello, down there on the ground. 1481 01:35:59,336 --> 01:36:01,588 This is us in the air. We're in trouble! 1482 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:04,924 An awful jam. Listen. Hello? 1483 01:36:05,092 --> 01:36:06,593 I think I lost them. 1484 01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:09,179 [man on radio] Wait a minute. You're not using the set the right way. 1485 01:36:09,346 --> 01:36:13,183 You press your switch in to transmit. When it's released, you're on receive. 1486 01:36:13,350 --> 01:36:16,144 Can you understand me? This is Rancho Conejo Tower. 1487 01:36:16,312 --> 01:36:20,315 - Where are you and who are you? Over. - I know how to work it, Benjy! 1488 01:36:20,483 --> 01:36:23,234 I know how to work it. Hello, down on the ground. 1489 01:36:23,402 --> 01:36:25,069 This is us in the air. 1490 01:36:25,237 --> 01:36:27,197 We're in this fella's plane. 1491 01:36:27,364 --> 01:36:29,032 He knocked himself out... 1492 01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:32,869 ...because he drank a whole case of bourbon and hit his head. 1493 01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:34,537 What do we do? 1494 01:36:34,705 --> 01:36:37,207 The switch, let go of the switch! 1495 01:36:37,374 --> 01:36:39,542 [man on radio] If you can, give us your position. 1496 01:36:39,710 --> 01:36:42,212 Who's flying the plane? Over. 1497 01:36:42,379 --> 01:36:45,256 Whaddya mean, "Who's flying the plane?" 1498 01:36:45,424 --> 01:36:47,675 Nobody's flying the plane! 1499 01:36:48,219 --> 01:36:49,886 Sir? Tower here. Emergency. 1500 01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:53,223 Tell him it's a full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down. 1501 01:36:53,390 --> 01:36:55,892 Full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down. 1502 01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,478 It's a Twin Beech. I saw one here this morning. 1503 01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:01,397 Who's got a Twin Beech? It's that Col. Wilberforce. 1504 01:37:01,565 --> 01:37:04,776 He was at maintenance. If he's still there, get him over here. 1505 01:37:04,944 --> 01:37:07,612 Now listen. Don't talk, just listen. 1506 01:37:07,780 --> 01:37:10,573 We're getting things under control, so you can take it easy. 1507 01:37:10,741 --> 01:37:12,367 We know what kind of a plane you're in. 1508 01:37:12,535 --> 01:37:14,911 We're making necessary preparations to talk you down. 1509 01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:16,371 Rancho Conejo over. 1510 01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:19,749 [Dingy] Rancho Conejo tower, listen, we can't land this thing! 1511 01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:22,043 We're in real trouble. Over! 1512 01:37:22,211 --> 01:37:25,588 You'll be perfectly all right as long as you follow instructions. 1513 01:37:25,756 --> 01:37:29,092 The man at the controls should also be the man on the radio. 1514 01:37:30,386 --> 01:37:33,429 - Here. Put 'em on. - No. I don't want to! 1515 01:37:33,597 --> 01:37:34,806 Put 'em on! 1516 01:37:34,974 --> 01:37:37,600 He said the fella flying should be on this thing. 1517 01:37:37,768 --> 01:37:40,895 Am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly, work the radio? 1518 01:37:41,063 --> 01:37:43,314 What are you? The hostess? 1519 01:37:44,149 --> 01:37:46,860 No, he's got to take charge. What's the matter with him? 1520 01:37:47,027 --> 01:37:48,987 He's just sitting there, rigid-like. 1521 01:37:49,154 --> 01:37:52,532 If he catches you at that keyhole, you'll be rigid-like. 1522 01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:55,785 - He didn't want to be disturbed. - He keeps looking at the wall. 1523 01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:58,621 He'll have to be disturbed if any of this develops further. 1524 01:37:58,789 --> 01:38:03,084 I bet you any amount of money that we could get on the ball and get... 1525 01:38:05,296 --> 01:38:07,630 Everything's under control, Chief. 1526 01:38:07,798 --> 01:38:11,801 - You okay, Chief? - Yes. Why? 1527 01:38:11,969 --> 01:38:14,345 - How's it going? - Something's bound to happen soon. 1528 01:38:14,513 --> 01:38:15,763 Take a look at this. 1529 01:38:15,931 --> 01:38:18,308 Those two in the basement started a fire... 1530 01:38:18,475 --> 01:38:21,144 ...then set off fireworks. They still didn't get out. 1531 01:38:21,312 --> 01:38:23,897 Those two guys in the airplane had an accident... 1532 01:38:24,064 --> 01:38:25,481 ...knocked the pilot unconscious. 1533 01:38:25,649 --> 01:38:27,984 The control tower is trying to talk them down. 1534 01:38:28,152 --> 01:38:30,153 [both yelling] 1535 01:38:30,321 --> 01:38:31,654 [man] The others... 1536 01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:34,407 Aerial report that the man, Otto Meyer, had an accident. 1537 01:38:34,575 --> 01:38:37,076 He tried to cross a river and he lost his car. 1538 01:38:37,244 --> 01:38:39,996 Now he's on foot, walking back to the main road. 1539 01:38:41,165 --> 01:38:43,499 This fella Pike, he's here... 1540 01:38:43,667 --> 01:38:47,629 ...coming in on 94 with Mrs. Marcus and her daughter, Mrs. Finch. 1541 01:38:48,923 --> 01:38:52,842 Mr. Finch and this Algernon, whatever his name is. The limey. 1542 01:38:53,010 --> 01:38:54,844 They're about five or six miles behind... 1543 01:38:55,012 --> 01:38:57,805 ...in an Avis Chevrolet they rented in Canyon City. 1544 01:38:57,973 --> 01:39:00,683 And this Sylvester Marcus, the one the old lady called... 1545 01:39:00,851 --> 01:39:03,186 ...he's about here going in the other direction. 1546 01:39:04,980 --> 01:39:08,441 They all ought to be meeting up in about five minutes. 1547 01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:26,167 You know what I believe I'd like? 1548 01:39:28,170 --> 01:39:33,341 A chocolate fudge sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on top. 1549 01:39:36,387 --> 01:39:38,930 [engine droning] 1550 01:39:48,565 --> 01:39:53,069 Dingy, don't let this worry you. We're gonna get killed. 1551 01:39:53,237 --> 01:39:55,363 [man on radio] Men, this is Col. Wilberforce speaking. 1552 01:39:55,531 --> 01:39:59,242 These gentlemen here have asked me to take charge of this situation... 1553 01:39:59,410 --> 01:40:03,705 ...so I immediately said that I'd be glad to take charge of it. 1554 01:40:03,872 --> 01:40:05,748 Before I say anything else... 1555 01:40:05,916 --> 01:40:08,042 I don't think he's going to help us, Dingy. 1556 01:40:08,210 --> 01:40:10,211 Yes he is, Benjy. He'll help us. 1557 01:40:10,379 --> 01:40:13,589 Now, just have confidence in him. He's a colonel. Listen to him. 1558 01:40:14,049 --> 01:40:15,466 Steady, men. 1559 01:40:15,634 --> 01:40:18,803 I'm told that neither of you has had flying experience. 1560 01:40:18,971 --> 01:40:20,763 Before I say anything else... 1561 01:40:20,931 --> 01:40:24,308 ...I want to congratulate you on having done so well... 1562 01:40:24,476 --> 01:40:26,269 ...uh, so far. 1563 01:40:26,437 --> 01:40:30,481 Now, first of all, men, I'll explain what we intend to do. 1564 01:40:30,649 --> 01:40:34,277 You can't land the airplane until you've made your approach. 1565 01:40:34,445 --> 01:40:39,407 And you can't make your approach until you've made a long slow turnaround... 1566 01:40:39,575 --> 01:40:41,200 ...down to the south. 1567 01:40:41,368 --> 01:40:43,995 And we've got to be clear on a few things 1568 01:40:44,163 --> 01:40:46,956 before you can start that long slow turn. 1569 01:40:47,124 --> 01:40:51,836 Now, the stick that you're holding, that is, I assume that... 1570 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:53,796 Men, are you holding that stick? 1571 01:40:53,964 --> 01:40:55,882 Is somebody holding that stick? Over! 1572 01:40:56,050 --> 01:40:59,427 [Benjy] What stick? The wheel. I'm holding it. 1573 01:40:59,595 --> 01:41:01,679 - [Dingy] We're both holding it. - Good. 1574 01:41:01,847 --> 01:41:05,141 For a second there, I was afraid... Never mind that. 1575 01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:08,644 Now I'll explain the controls. It's important that you understand that. 1576 01:41:08,812 --> 01:41:11,522 Because if you don't, I'm afraid what might... 1577 01:41:11,690 --> 01:41:13,524 [engine droning] 1578 01:41:32,503 --> 01:41:34,962 - You want a lift? - Yes, thank you very much. 1579 01:41:35,130 --> 01:41:37,173 It's nice of you to stop. 1580 01:41:37,341 --> 01:41:40,343 - I'm going as far as Santa Rosita Park. - That's out of my way. 1581 01:41:40,511 --> 01:41:41,886 - We're blocking traffc. - We are? 1582 01:41:42,054 --> 01:41:43,179 Let's move it. Move it. 1583 01:41:58,195 --> 01:41:59,779 There we go. All right. 1584 01:42:00,614 --> 01:42:03,032 You hide behind the counter. I'll light up a fuse. 1585 01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:07,411 Melville, will you just do one thing for me before you use the dynamite? 1586 01:42:07,579 --> 01:42:10,289 Try hitting the doorjust once more. 1587 01:42:10,457 --> 01:42:14,544 Honey, I broke my back on that door. That's a hard door. I mean... 1588 01:42:18,048 --> 01:42:19,799 Okay. 1589 01:42:19,967 --> 01:42:22,051 Where's the sledgehammer? 1590 01:42:28,934 --> 01:42:33,437 This staircase isn't safe anymore. The fire burned it all out. 1591 01:42:33,605 --> 01:42:34,814 Please? 1592 01:42:37,192 --> 01:42:38,526 All right. 1593 01:42:49,621 --> 01:42:51,497 You're going to... 1594 01:42:56,587 --> 01:42:58,921 [Monica screaming] 1595 01:43:01,091 --> 01:43:02,675 Melville, for God... 1596 01:43:02,843 --> 01:43:04,093 Melville! 1597 01:43:07,139 --> 01:43:08,514 Monica... 1598 01:43:08,682 --> 01:43:11,642 ...now let's forget about the door, huh? 1599 01:43:15,856 --> 01:43:16,814 Look out! 1600 01:43:16,982 --> 01:43:18,983 - What? - They've spotted us. 1601 01:43:19,151 --> 01:43:21,194 - Who have? - Don't stop. Keep going. 1602 01:43:21,361 --> 01:43:23,404 - What is this? - Helicopter. They've seen us. 1603 01:43:23,572 --> 01:43:24,947 What helicopter? 1604 01:43:27,201 --> 01:43:30,620 - That's a police helicopter. - They always use them. 1605 01:43:30,787 --> 01:43:33,539 - Who? - Who do you think? Look... 1606 01:43:33,707 --> 01:43:36,459 I don't want to talk about this, but they got me hemmed in. 1607 01:43:36,627 --> 01:43:38,461 - Who? - Will you shut up and listen? 1608 01:43:38,629 --> 01:43:42,548 I'm going to break a rule that says we must never reveal our true identity. 1609 01:43:42,716 --> 01:43:45,468 This is a matter of life or death, a desperate situation. 1610 01:43:45,636 --> 01:43:48,054 - What is? - Will you shut up and listen? 1611 01:43:48,222 --> 01:43:51,057 Look, I haven't got much time, so if you love your country... 1612 01:43:51,225 --> 01:43:53,809 ...if you're a patriot, you'll listen, and listen hard. 1613 01:43:53,977 --> 01:43:55,811 You gotta get to a phone and make a call. 1614 01:43:55,979 --> 01:43:57,939 - I don't got-- - You got to call Intelligence. 1615 01:43:58,106 --> 01:44:00,107 Central Intelligence Agency in Washington, D.C. 1616 01:44:00,275 --> 01:44:02,360 - What on earth-- - Now, listen! 1617 01:44:02,527 --> 01:44:05,738 You tell 'em you heard from X-27. You got it? X-27. 1618 01:44:05,906 --> 01:44:09,367 X-27 told you to tell them they've made three attempts on my life today. 1619 01:44:09,534 --> 01:44:11,202 They tried to drown me. 1620 01:44:11,370 --> 01:44:13,537 Can you handle a gun? Now, look... Oh! 1621 01:44:13,705 --> 01:44:16,374 There's a cafe. Pull right in there. You'll use that phone. 1622 01:44:16,541 --> 01:44:18,793 - I don't think I-- - Shut up! You're in no danger. 1623 01:44:18,961 --> 01:44:20,711 They've never seen ya. Now, pull in. 1624 01:44:28,011 --> 01:44:29,845 All right, good. Get to a phone. 1625 01:44:30,013 --> 01:44:33,349 Tell the operator "emergency priority," then ask for the CIA. 1626 01:44:33,517 --> 01:44:35,518 Jump out. Come on, come on. 1627 01:44:35,686 --> 01:44:37,561 You're in no danger. They don't know you. 1628 01:44:37,729 --> 01:44:40,523 You're all right. I'll duck the car and come back. 1629 01:44:40,691 --> 01:44:42,608 For God's sake, don't stand in the street. 1630 01:44:42,776 --> 01:44:44,360 They'll see you. They'll spot you! 1631 01:44:44,528 --> 01:44:46,862 Move it. Yah! Go! 1632 01:45:00,377 --> 01:45:03,879 And-- Sylvester! It's Sylvester! Turn around, you idiot! 1633 01:45:04,047 --> 01:45:06,674 What do you want to stop him for? He's going the wrong way. 1634 01:45:06,842 --> 01:45:09,468 It's my son. Do as you're told, stupid. 1635 01:45:15,017 --> 01:45:17,018 [tires screeching] 1636 01:45:26,153 --> 01:45:27,069 They're nuts. 1637 01:45:27,237 --> 01:45:30,573 Tell them the tow truck turned around and is following the Dodge. 1638 01:45:31,199 --> 01:45:33,409 2-1-7-1, 2-1-5-9. 1639 01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:36,412 This is stupid. 1640 01:45:36,580 --> 01:45:38,080 You call me a stupid idiot. 1641 01:45:38,248 --> 01:45:40,541 Let me tell you something. You're a stupid idiot. 1642 01:45:40,709 --> 01:45:44,628 - He'll go all the way to Plaster City. - So he goes to Plaster City. 1643 01:45:44,796 --> 01:45:47,423 I don't know about you, but I'm turning this thing around. 1644 01:45:47,591 --> 01:45:50,801 Now, you want to catch him, you get out and run. 1645 01:46:11,073 --> 01:46:12,740 Let's stop arguing. Please. 1646 01:46:12,908 --> 01:46:15,618 The reason we're together is because they only had one car. 1647 01:46:15,786 --> 01:46:18,621 Let's get there, even if we are last. 1648 01:46:18,789 --> 01:46:23,084 Whatever the outcome of the day, I shall never forget that you hit me... 1649 01:46:23,251 --> 01:46:25,378 ...when I wasn't even looking. 1650 01:46:25,545 --> 01:46:26,545 Yeah. 1651 01:46:32,803 --> 01:46:35,054 - [horn honking] - [tires screeching] 1652 01:46:35,222 --> 01:46:36,847 [man] Russell! 1653 01:46:49,653 --> 01:46:54,115 - How can you be so slow? - I've had just about enough out of you. 1654 01:46:54,282 --> 01:46:56,033 If ya turned quicker we coulda caught him! 1655 01:46:56,201 --> 01:46:59,245 - Why don't you shut up? - Russell! There! 1656 01:46:59,413 --> 01:47:01,330 It's Russell and Mr. Hawthorne! 1657 01:47:01,498 --> 01:47:02,665 Stop them! Catch them! 1658 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:04,166 We gonna start that again? 1659 01:47:04,334 --> 01:47:06,877 Faster! Step on it! Blow the horn, you big dope! 1660 01:47:07,045 --> 01:47:08,712 What do you want them for anyway? 1661 01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:10,881 Keep up with them. You're falling behind. 1662 01:47:11,049 --> 01:47:13,551 Sylvester! Mother! Sylvester! 1663 01:47:13,718 --> 01:47:16,345 Stop him! Don't let him get away! 1664 01:47:17,722 --> 01:47:20,433 [horn honking] 1665 01:47:21,435 --> 01:47:24,311 I say, what's that chap honking his hooter for? 1666 01:47:24,479 --> 01:47:27,314 It's probably some road hog who thinks he owns... 1667 01:47:27,482 --> 01:47:28,774 - What? - What? 1668 01:47:28,942 --> 01:47:31,861 I got to ask you something about Mama! Russell, wait a minute! 1669 01:47:32,028 --> 01:47:34,864 - It's my brother-in-law. - What's he doing? 1670 01:47:35,031 --> 01:47:37,658 Be careful of him. He's not normal. 1671 01:47:38,660 --> 01:47:41,245 You're getting me-- Boy, are you bugging me, man! 1672 01:47:41,413 --> 01:47:45,374 I'm going to nail... I'm getting bugged now! 1673 01:47:45,542 --> 01:47:46,500 Whoa, man. 1674 01:47:46,668 --> 01:47:47,710 [horn honking] 1675 01:47:47,878 --> 01:47:50,212 Russell, if you don't pull over, I'll kill you! 1676 01:47:50,380 --> 01:47:52,381 I'm warning you, pull over and stop. 1677 01:47:52,549 --> 01:47:53,924 I said stop! 1678 01:47:54,092 --> 01:47:55,718 You asked for it. 1679 01:48:01,308 --> 01:48:03,392 [all shouting] 1680 01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:05,311 [Sylvester] Russell, when I get my hands on you... 1681 01:48:06,354 --> 01:48:08,063 What are you doing? 1682 01:48:08,231 --> 01:48:09,732 - I said stop! - Are you crazy? 1683 01:48:09,900 --> 01:48:12,067 - We'll get killed! - Pull over! 1684 01:48:22,454 --> 01:48:25,915 Don't you know what I mean? I said stop that car! 1685 01:48:26,082 --> 01:48:28,626 - [all shouting] - [horn honking] 1686 01:48:31,296 --> 01:48:34,590 When I get my hands on you, Russell, I will kill you! 1687 01:48:36,468 --> 01:48:37,718 [Sylvester screams] 1688 01:48:53,443 --> 01:48:55,110 Are you crazy? 1689 01:48:55,278 --> 01:48:57,321 Ah! 1690 01:49:03,620 --> 01:49:06,622 I've never seen anything like this bunch. 1691 01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:09,458 He ran right into them, ran them right off the road. 1692 01:49:10,627 --> 01:49:14,296 - You guys, come on out of there! - Fellow's absolutely beside himself. 1693 01:49:14,464 --> 01:49:16,882 - What are you trying to do? - Let's go! 1694 01:49:17,050 --> 01:49:19,510 - What did you do to my mother? - We wouldn't do any-- 1695 01:49:20,554 --> 01:49:21,637 Move! Move! 1696 01:49:21,805 --> 01:49:25,307 - What did you do to my mother? - I didn't do anything! Let me explain. 1697 01:49:25,475 --> 01:49:26,809 Look here. 1698 01:49:27,644 --> 01:49:29,144 She called me. She phoned me. 1699 01:49:29,312 --> 01:49:31,981 What she told me was so horrible, I thought she'd gone nuts! 1700 01:49:32,148 --> 01:49:33,649 - It was true, wasn't it? - It's not true. 1701 01:49:33,817 --> 01:49:36,610 Whoever told you was a liar. It's not true. 1702 01:49:36,778 --> 01:49:39,530 - It is true! - Now, look here! 1703 01:49:41,074 --> 01:49:43,200 Are you English? Just answer me! 1704 01:49:43,368 --> 01:49:46,662 Yes. As a matter of fact, I am. Don't you like the English? 1705 01:49:46,830 --> 01:49:49,039 [screaming] 1706 01:49:50,125 --> 01:49:51,417 There was an Englishman. 1707 01:49:51,585 --> 01:49:54,628 She said that you and this Englishman... I'll kill you! 1708 01:49:56,006 --> 01:49:57,673 What did you do to my Mama? 1709 01:49:57,841 --> 01:50:00,801 - Emmeline! - Mama! 1710 01:50:00,969 --> 01:50:03,762 Why couldn't you listen? Why couldn't you shut up... 1711 01:50:03,930 --> 01:50:05,514 ...when I was trying to tell you to listen? 1712 01:50:05,682 --> 01:50:08,642 That chap's run absolutely amok! 1713 01:50:09,811 --> 01:50:11,353 Few minutes, we'll have 'em in position. 1714 01:50:11,521 --> 01:50:14,356 In a couple of minutes, we'll have you in position. 1715 01:50:14,524 --> 01:50:16,900 - You're doing a great job, Colonel. - Thank you. 1716 01:50:17,068 --> 01:50:19,528 Why not just shoot 'em down? 1717 01:50:20,113 --> 01:50:23,032 None of these people must suspect... 1718 01:50:23,199 --> 01:50:26,035 ...that they have ever been under obserbation. 1719 01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:29,204 Now, none of them have ever seen me. 1720 01:50:29,372 --> 01:50:30,914 None of them know me... 1721 01:50:31,082 --> 01:50:33,792 ...so I'll be moving in alone. 1722 01:50:35,045 --> 01:50:37,963 The minute I move in, I'll give you the word. 1723 01:50:38,131 --> 01:50:40,132 And when you pass the word... 1724 01:50:41,384 --> 01:50:44,845 ...I don't want to have another policeman within miles of me. 1725 01:50:45,013 --> 01:50:46,388 - Right? - Right. 1726 01:50:48,475 --> 01:50:50,768 I, uh... 1727 01:50:50,935 --> 01:50:54,396 I won't like it if I see another policeman. 1728 01:50:55,940 --> 01:50:57,024 I give you my word. 1729 01:50:57,192 --> 01:51:00,736 I wanted to stop for you. My wife and he wanted to stop for you. 1730 01:51:00,904 --> 01:51:03,197 Tell him how my mother-in-law made us drive by him. 1731 01:51:03,365 --> 01:51:05,658 Anything you have to say about your mother-in-law... 1732 01:51:05,825 --> 01:51:07,242 ...you don't have to explain to me. 1733 01:51:07,410 --> 01:51:08,494 You know what I mean? 1734 01:51:08,662 --> 01:51:11,622 If she were a star of a real crummy horror movie... 1735 01:51:11,790 --> 01:51:14,333 - ...I'd believe it. - [horn honking] 1736 01:51:15,085 --> 01:51:16,001 Yeah! 1737 01:51:16,169 --> 01:51:17,211 That's him! 1738 01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:20,589 If I catch you, I'll kill you! I tell you, I'll kill you! 1739 01:51:20,757 --> 01:51:22,925 You dirty robber! 1740 01:51:23,093 --> 01:51:24,718 Someone you know? 1741 01:51:40,276 --> 01:51:42,152 I'll drive. All set? 1742 01:51:42,320 --> 01:51:43,987 All set, Chief. 1743 01:51:44,155 --> 01:51:45,823 Culpeper, all set? 1744 01:51:45,990 --> 01:51:46,907 [man on radio] Yes, sir. 1745 01:51:47,075 --> 01:51:49,785 Airportjust reported and they're starting an approach now. 1746 01:51:49,953 --> 01:51:51,078 Right. 1747 01:51:58,962 --> 01:52:01,380 What's the matter, Chief? You forgotten something? 1748 01:52:03,967 --> 01:52:06,552 No. I don't think I've forgotten a thing. 1749 01:52:17,897 --> 01:52:22,192 Now, men, about the brakes... You've got to know about the brakes. 1750 01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:26,488 [stammering] I'll tell you in just a minute. Just hold it a second. 1751 01:52:26,656 --> 01:52:28,907 What the hell is with this wire? 1752 01:52:29,075 --> 01:52:31,118 Just hold it a second. 1753 01:52:31,286 --> 01:52:32,661 - [engine droning] - What was that? 1754 01:52:32,829 --> 01:52:33,912 Men, look. 1755 01:52:34,080 --> 01:52:38,417 Be calm. This is it. Just one minute more, it'll be all over. 1756 01:52:38,585 --> 01:52:41,128 I mean, it'll all be over. I mean, courage, men. 1757 01:52:41,296 --> 01:52:44,339 We're all with you every second. 1758 01:52:44,507 --> 01:52:47,176 We're pulling for you as hard as we can. 1759 01:52:47,343 --> 01:52:49,970 Now it's just hold onto your nerves, men, 1760 01:52:50,138 --> 01:52:52,055 and not get excited or do anything foolish. 1761 01:52:52,223 --> 01:52:54,516 Butjust keep calm. That's all we'll do. 1762 01:52:54,684 --> 01:52:56,935 Keep calm. Calm, men! 1763 01:53:00,815 --> 01:53:02,524 Not that calm, you idiot! 1764 01:53:02,692 --> 01:53:05,152 [both screaming] 1765 01:53:07,238 --> 01:53:09,114 Pull up! 1766 01:53:22,086 --> 01:53:24,171 Now, don't worry. Just keep calm. 1767 01:53:24,339 --> 01:53:25,214 [whistling] 1768 01:53:25,381 --> 01:53:28,050 What's this? What's this that's coming? 1769 01:53:28,218 --> 01:53:32,679 - That's good. That's cement. - What? Wait a minute! Hold it! 1770 01:53:32,847 --> 01:53:34,890 What are you doing, Benjy? 1771 01:53:38,019 --> 01:53:40,437 [screaming] 1772 01:53:40,897 --> 01:53:42,898 - What, are you trying to scare me? - No! 1773 01:53:43,066 --> 01:53:44,566 Well, you did. 1774 01:53:47,028 --> 01:53:50,239 It's just a couple of sticks of dynamite, that's all. 1775 01:53:50,406 --> 01:53:54,076 How much noise could it make? Boom. It's all over. 1776 01:53:54,244 --> 01:53:56,078 Get it over right! Get it over! 1777 01:53:56,246 --> 01:53:57,246 Left rudder! 1778 01:53:57,413 --> 01:53:59,373 Too low! Pull up. 1779 01:53:59,541 --> 01:54:00,916 No! Left rudder! 1780 01:54:01,084 --> 01:54:04,211 No! Pull it up! 1781 01:54:04,379 --> 01:54:05,462 Help! 1782 01:54:07,549 --> 01:54:11,093 [screaming] Help! I'm the Colonel, you know! 1783 01:54:11,261 --> 01:54:12,261 Help! 1784 01:54:12,428 --> 01:54:14,805 Help! Get me down! 1785 01:54:17,767 --> 01:54:19,935 We're not going to land and we'll never make it. 1786 01:54:20,103 --> 01:54:23,605 What do you mean, we'll never make it? Don't freeze. 1787 01:54:23,773 --> 01:54:25,691 Benjy, don't freeze. 1788 01:54:29,821 --> 01:54:31,446 This one's going to work. 1789 01:54:31,614 --> 01:54:33,615 - Damn it, come to! - You hit me. 1790 01:54:33,783 --> 01:54:36,535 Listen, wait a minute. 1791 01:54:43,001 --> 01:54:44,585 We're down! 1792 01:54:44,752 --> 01:54:46,628 - We're on the ground. - Hooray! 1793 01:54:46,796 --> 01:54:49,882 It's just a noise, that's all. It's way over there. 1794 01:54:54,554 --> 01:54:55,512 Put on the brakes. 1795 01:54:55,680 --> 01:54:57,055 Okay. Where are they? 1796 01:54:57,223 --> 01:54:59,349 Benjy! Here comes a restaurant! 1797 01:55:01,436 --> 01:55:03,896 [all screaming] 1798 01:55:07,108 --> 01:55:08,692 We've landed! Come on. 1799 01:55:14,949 --> 01:55:17,534 Come on. Hurry. Now, hurry up. 1800 01:55:17,702 --> 01:55:19,703 - Come on, let's go. - What about him? 1801 01:55:19,871 --> 01:55:21,914 Never mind him. An ambulance will come. 1802 01:55:22,081 --> 01:55:23,874 - [siren wailing] - Let's get out of here. 1803 01:55:25,710 --> 01:55:27,711 Cab! 1804 01:55:28,254 --> 01:55:30,923 Cab! [shouting] 1805 01:55:31,382 --> 01:55:34,301 We're in an awful hurry. Do you know where the State Park is? 1806 01:55:34,469 --> 01:55:36,386 Sure. What happened? 1807 01:55:36,554 --> 01:55:38,263 Emergency landing. Come on, hurry. 1808 01:55:38,431 --> 01:55:40,182 Quick, let's go. Come on. 1809 01:55:40,350 --> 01:55:41,767 Come on, Benjy. 1810 01:55:46,356 --> 01:55:49,107 [all chattering in foreign language] 1811 01:55:51,903 --> 01:55:53,612 [screams] 1812 01:55:54,447 --> 01:55:56,990 Oh! Excuse me. 1813 01:56:00,536 --> 01:56:01,787 [chuckles] 1814 01:56:01,955 --> 01:56:03,872 Excuse us. Here's your bag. 1815 01:56:05,458 --> 01:56:07,626 You see, the lock didn't work. 1816 01:56:07,794 --> 01:56:08,710 Go. 1817 01:56:08,878 --> 01:56:12,798 That's all. The owners will pay for everything. 1818 01:56:12,966 --> 01:56:15,300 Next door, he'll pay for everything. It's okay. 1819 01:56:23,935 --> 01:56:25,435 You people. You! 1820 01:56:25,603 --> 01:56:27,562 Come back here. Come back! 1821 01:56:27,730 --> 01:56:29,523 You vandals! 1822 01:56:29,691 --> 01:56:33,068 The cops in this town are morons, retarded. 1823 01:56:33,236 --> 01:56:35,070 I'm dealing with moronic people. 1824 01:56:35,238 --> 01:56:37,572 'Cause he's in a bad humor, that fat Nazi. 1825 01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:39,366 What, I gotta suffer 'cause of him? 1826 01:56:39,534 --> 01:56:42,119 Get away from me. What's the matter? 1827 01:56:42,286 --> 01:56:46,748 Can't you see I'm on the phone? Gimme two minutes! 1828 01:56:46,916 --> 01:56:48,542 Now, listen, Sy... 1829 01:56:49,168 --> 01:56:51,586 Will you take us to Santa Rosita State Park? 1830 01:56:51,754 --> 01:56:54,297 What's the matter? What happened to you? Initiation? 1831 01:56:54,465 --> 01:56:56,258 We had an accident. Hurry up! 1832 01:56:57,093 --> 01:56:59,720 [man on radio] Benjamin and Bell stopped at a gardener supply place 1833 01:56:59,887 --> 01:57:01,847 and bought picks and shovels. 1834 01:57:02,015 --> 01:57:04,558 Hold it, Chief. Here's a report on the Crumps. 1835 01:57:04,726 --> 01:57:09,104 Their cab turned onto 101 moving south toward your present position. 1836 01:57:09,272 --> 01:57:13,316 Wait. The other taxi's also turning onto 101... 1837 01:57:13,484 --> 01:57:16,528 ...and they're moving north. They're both coming your way. 1838 01:57:16,696 --> 01:57:17,779 Understood. 1839 01:57:17,947 --> 01:57:19,281 Stand by. 1840 01:57:19,449 --> 01:57:22,409 - They ought to be here any minute. - Uh-huh. 1841 01:57:45,975 --> 01:57:47,225 Look. 1842 01:57:47,393 --> 01:57:51,104 It's the two idiots, the little one and the one with the marbles in his mouth. 1843 01:57:51,272 --> 01:57:54,024 - It's that hokey dentist. - Yeah. 1844 01:57:54,192 --> 01:57:55,400 Pass that cab. 1845 01:57:55,568 --> 01:57:57,235 - What's the rush? - Whaddaya mean "rush"? 1846 01:57:57,403 --> 01:57:59,780 No rush. We're just in a hurry. 1847 01:58:08,289 --> 01:58:09,831 Culpeper. 1848 01:58:09,999 --> 01:58:11,500 Now. 1849 01:58:11,667 --> 01:58:13,502 Give the order to pull away. 1850 01:58:19,842 --> 01:58:22,219 - Come on. Hurry up. - Shouldn't I wait around? 1851 01:58:22,386 --> 01:58:23,345 No. Here's $5. 1852 01:58:23,513 --> 01:58:27,140 - What's with the pick and shovel? - Mind your own business. Come on. 1853 01:58:28,434 --> 01:58:32,479 Hey! Hey! 1854 01:58:33,356 --> 01:58:35,232 - Think anybody is here? - Didn't see any cars. 1855 01:58:35,399 --> 01:58:37,067 Wait a minute! 1856 01:58:37,610 --> 01:58:40,028 - Let's talk this over. - I got nothing to talk about. 1857 01:58:40,196 --> 01:58:41,822 Wait a minute. 1858 01:58:41,989 --> 01:58:43,365 Think anybody else has been here? 1859 01:58:43,533 --> 01:58:45,784 - How should I know? - Wait! 1860 01:58:45,952 --> 01:58:48,703 If you think we're the first ones here, why not make a deal? 1861 01:58:48,871 --> 01:58:49,830 The four of us? 1862 01:58:49,997 --> 01:58:52,332 Nobody knows where to look, so we'll look together. 1863 01:58:52,500 --> 01:58:57,045 We'll find it before the others. Incidentally, where are all the others? 1864 01:58:57,213 --> 01:59:00,882 How come you two just got here? You had the plane. 1865 01:59:01,050 --> 01:59:04,553 Yeah... What happened to you? 1866 01:59:04,720 --> 01:59:07,389 They're up to something funny, you hear? 1867 01:59:07,557 --> 01:59:11,393 Did you see the blonde I brought, covered in paint with her dress ripped? 1868 01:59:11,561 --> 01:59:13,103 What's that all about? 1869 01:59:13,271 --> 01:59:16,898 Yeah. And what about the picks and shovels? 1870 01:59:25,658 --> 01:59:29,119 You run back to headquarters. Wait till you hear from me. 1871 01:59:29,287 --> 01:59:30,412 Let me come, Chief. 1872 01:59:30,580 --> 01:59:33,290 I'd like to, but it might snarl things up. 1873 01:59:34,333 --> 01:59:36,251 Thanks for everything. 1874 01:59:36,419 --> 01:59:38,211 Lots of luck, Chief. 1875 01:59:59,317 --> 02:00:01,610 [tires screeching] 1876 02:00:12,955 --> 02:00:15,916 Benjy! Did you see anything, pal? 1877 02:00:16,083 --> 02:00:18,501 No, but there must be something somewhere. 1878 02:00:18,669 --> 02:00:21,338 Yeah... Hey! Hey! 1879 02:00:22,673 --> 02:00:24,299 - See anything? - Not a thing. 1880 02:00:24,467 --> 02:00:27,636 Are you sure he didn't say something you've forgotten? 1881 02:00:27,803 --> 02:00:31,556 He said it's buried under a big W and that we'd see it. 1882 02:00:31,724 --> 02:00:33,975 - It's gotta be here. - I tell you what we do. 1883 02:00:34,143 --> 02:00:36,353 You go how we came. We'll go how you came. 1884 02:00:36,520 --> 02:00:38,897 We might have missed something. Hold it. 1885 02:00:39,982 --> 02:00:41,942 You go the way we came... 1886 02:00:42,109 --> 02:00:44,027 That's right. Okay, let's go. 1887 02:00:51,661 --> 02:00:54,162 They're looking for something buried under a big W. 1888 02:00:54,330 --> 02:00:57,040 I heard one of them, the stutterer, say it. 1889 02:00:57,208 --> 02:00:59,542 Yeah, I heard. But what? 1890 02:01:48,009 --> 02:01:49,217 Hey! 1891 02:01:49,385 --> 02:01:50,677 Did you see anything? 1892 02:01:50,845 --> 02:01:52,137 - No. Did you? - Nothing. 1893 02:01:52,305 --> 02:01:54,889 That guy hid it so good, he couldn't find it himself. 1894 02:01:55,057 --> 02:01:56,057 I think-- 1895 02:02:06,235 --> 02:02:07,402 Who's he? 1896 02:02:07,570 --> 02:02:10,238 - I don't know. - But he had a shovel. 1897 02:02:10,406 --> 02:02:11,865 Maybe he's a prospector. 1898 02:02:12,033 --> 02:02:14,117 - What are you talking-- - We're wasting time. 1899 02:02:14,285 --> 02:02:16,036 Harder. We gotta look harder! 1900 02:02:16,203 --> 02:02:18,496 Let's look harder. Come on, let's go. 1901 02:02:30,760 --> 02:02:31,760 Who's he? 1902 02:02:31,927 --> 02:02:34,095 I don't know, but he hasn't got a shovel. 1903 02:02:41,187 --> 02:02:42,270 [engine pops] 1904 02:02:42,438 --> 02:02:44,689 - He's here, I tell ya. - Yes, sir. That's his car. 1905 02:02:44,857 --> 02:02:47,734 - I'll get that phony. - Somebody must've come in those cabs. 1906 02:02:47,902 --> 02:02:51,363 - Come on, let's get moving! - Come on, let's get moving! 1907 02:02:51,530 --> 02:02:54,449 - They must be here. - They'd better be. Come on, Emmeline. 1908 02:02:54,617 --> 02:02:57,243 - Don't just sit there! - Don't just sit there! 1909 02:02:57,411 --> 02:02:59,204 Yes, I am. 1910 02:02:59,372 --> 02:03:01,456 Then sit! 1911 02:03:01,624 --> 02:03:04,334 Mrs. Finch, aren't you the teeniest bit curious? 1912 02:03:04,502 --> 02:03:08,546 No. I'm not even curious, just disgusted. 1913 02:03:08,714 --> 02:03:12,384 I say, that really is a pity. Do forgive me, I must go. 1914 02:03:19,683 --> 02:03:21,976 Psst! 1915 02:03:22,144 --> 02:03:24,479 [Mrs. Marcus] You wouldn't know a big W if you saw one! 1916 02:03:24,647 --> 02:03:25,980 - [Russell] I know a-- - [Mrs. Marcus] Shut up! 1917 02:03:26,148 --> 02:03:29,025 I don't care what you say, I don't think they're here yet. 1918 02:03:29,193 --> 02:03:31,820 They're here somewhere. That means they haven't found it. 1919 02:03:31,987 --> 02:03:34,155 That's all he said? "Under a big W"? 1920 02:03:34,323 --> 02:03:36,616 Actually, I joined the party after that. 1921 02:03:36,784 --> 02:03:39,160 Yes, sir, that's what he said. It's under a big W. 1922 02:03:39,328 --> 02:03:42,831 - Let's look-- - Will you shut up and follow me? 1923 02:03:42,998 --> 02:03:45,333 [continue arguing] 1924 02:04:08,149 --> 02:04:11,568 [arguing continues] 1925 02:04:37,136 --> 02:04:38,428 - Who's that? - I don't know! 1926 02:04:38,596 --> 02:04:40,388 - From this morning? - Yes. 1927 02:04:43,058 --> 02:04:45,226 - Who's he? - I don't know. 1928 02:04:46,770 --> 02:04:48,354 - Who's he? - I don't know! 1929 02:04:48,522 --> 02:04:51,441 Mama, how many people are mixed up in this? 1930 02:04:52,610 --> 02:04:55,278 Mama, who are they? Cabbies? 1931 02:04:55,446 --> 02:04:57,363 Mama, this thing's like a convention. 1932 02:05:34,568 --> 02:05:37,237 Is anything wrong, ma'am? I didn't mean to startle you. 1933 02:05:37,404 --> 02:05:41,157 Who are you? Are you with the others, the ones that are looking? 1934 02:05:41,325 --> 02:05:43,660 - I am, in a way. Aren't you? - No. 1935 02:05:43,827 --> 02:05:46,913 I mean, I didn't want anything to do with it right from the start. 1936 02:05:47,081 --> 02:05:48,957 And you know what? 1937 02:05:49,124 --> 02:05:53,628 I know where it is. I'm the only one, and I wasn't even looking. 1938 02:05:53,796 --> 02:05:55,088 You know where it is? 1939 02:05:55,256 --> 02:05:57,298 Yes! What should I do? 1940 02:05:58,884 --> 02:06:00,843 Ugh! 1941 02:06:01,011 --> 02:06:03,012 Come on out, everyone! This is ridiculous. 1942 02:06:03,180 --> 02:06:05,515 - I absolutely agree. - Come on out. 1943 02:06:05,683 --> 02:06:08,142 We all know we're all here. Nobody's fooling anyone. 1944 02:06:08,310 --> 02:06:09,811 So we all know. So what? 1945 02:06:09,979 --> 02:06:12,146 Don't talk to my mama in that tone of voice! 1946 02:06:12,314 --> 02:06:13,648 - You hear? - Shut up! 1947 02:06:13,816 --> 02:06:17,694 Listen, we ain't the only ones here. I seen four or five others. 1948 02:06:17,861 --> 02:06:19,320 Those two cab drivers. 1949 02:06:19,488 --> 02:06:22,490 - They came with us and that dentist. - You want to start? 1950 02:06:22,658 --> 02:06:25,827 - Yes, I want to-- - Why are we wasting time? 1951 02:06:25,995 --> 02:06:27,370 We're all here. 1952 02:06:27,538 --> 02:06:31,040 Even if somebody finds the money, nobody gets away with it... 1953 02:06:31,208 --> 02:06:33,251 ...unless everybody gets a share. 1954 02:06:33,419 --> 02:06:36,296 Let's all get sensible and get this organized. 1955 02:06:36,463 --> 02:06:39,173 Did you all hear what Mama said? 1956 02:06:39,341 --> 02:06:41,884 - Come on, Mama. - Now, wait a minute. 1957 02:06:42,052 --> 02:06:45,179 Did any of you see a guy with glasses... 1958 02:06:45,347 --> 02:06:47,974 ...with a sneery expression on his face? 1959 02:06:48,142 --> 02:06:51,311 This guy was ugly. I mean, like, real ugly. 1960 02:06:55,357 --> 02:06:59,902 If you help dig it up, you can have half and I'll have half. 1961 02:07:00,070 --> 02:07:02,697 Is that okay? I mean, is that fair? 1962 02:07:03,449 --> 02:07:05,742 If I have half of the money... 1963 02:07:05,909 --> 02:07:09,203 ...I can go away somewhere where nobody can find me. 1964 02:07:09,371 --> 02:07:14,375 Not Russell or my mother or Sylvester, anybody. 1965 02:07:15,336 --> 02:07:17,587 You don't know what that'd mean. 1966 02:07:17,755 --> 02:07:19,047 If I had enough money... 1967 02:07:19,214 --> 02:07:22,592 ...I might be able to live in a convent or something. 1968 02:07:22,760 --> 02:07:24,719 - In a convent? - Uh-huh. 1969 02:07:24,887 --> 02:07:27,555 We all know we're all here. 1970 02:07:27,723 --> 02:07:30,725 It seems intelligent to me that we should all share... 1971 02:07:30,893 --> 02:07:33,019 ...in one equal share apiece, right? 1972 02:07:33,187 --> 02:07:34,228 Right. Mel was right. 1973 02:07:34,396 --> 02:07:36,939 - We all know that. Lookit-- - [clanging] 1974 02:07:37,107 --> 02:07:39,692 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. Mm-hm. 1975 02:07:39,860 --> 02:07:42,153 It's him, all right. Yeah! 1976 02:07:43,113 --> 02:07:46,240 You got this wrong. I came to apologize. 1977 02:07:46,408 --> 02:07:49,535 Forgive and forget! I'm your friend. 1978 02:07:49,703 --> 02:07:52,080 He's so neurotic. Can't you do something? 1979 02:07:52,247 --> 02:07:53,039 I'll get you. 1980 02:07:53,207 --> 02:07:57,502 - He's very neurotic. I'm your friend! - When I get my hands on you... 1981 02:08:02,591 --> 02:08:06,427 [choral singing] 1982 02:08:09,556 --> 02:08:10,640 Why, that's it. 1983 02:08:10,808 --> 02:08:12,767 Sure. Look! 1984 02:08:12,935 --> 02:08:15,019 It's the big W, I tell you! 1985 02:08:15,187 --> 02:08:17,522 It's the big W! 1986 02:08:19,775 --> 02:08:20,692 Look at this. 1987 02:08:20,859 --> 02:08:23,444 - Look at it! - [all chattering] 1988 02:08:28,117 --> 02:08:29,909 I'm sorry, Mrs. Finch. 1989 02:08:31,328 --> 02:08:33,496 I'm afraid it's too late. 1990 02:08:33,664 --> 02:08:35,623 I think they've found it. 1991 02:08:37,167 --> 02:08:40,128 Right here all the time! He wasn't kidding! 1992 02:08:40,295 --> 02:08:44,465 - He was telling the truth! - Folks, isn't this great? 1993 02:08:45,134 --> 02:08:47,927 Congratulations. Well done. 1994 02:08:48,095 --> 02:08:51,639 Listen, I think the big boy should get an extra share. 1995 02:08:51,807 --> 02:08:53,850 After all, it was he who found it. 1996 02:08:54,017 --> 02:08:57,270 Yes! I insist he gets an extra share. 1997 02:08:57,438 --> 02:08:59,731 That's right. He deserbes an extra share. 1998 02:08:59,898 --> 02:09:02,483 - Well, I... - Let's start digging. 1999 02:09:02,651 --> 02:09:04,819 Suppose somebody comes along. What do we tell him? 2000 02:09:04,987 --> 02:09:07,739 We're here with an anthropological expedition. 2001 02:09:07,906 --> 02:09:09,615 - Nah. - We don't tell them anything! 2002 02:09:09,783 --> 02:09:12,201 We tell them to scram or we beat their brains in. 2003 02:09:12,995 --> 02:09:14,912 It was a nice dream. 2004 02:09:16,165 --> 02:09:18,082 Lasted almost five minutes. 2005 02:09:19,460 --> 02:09:21,919 [all shouting] 2006 02:09:28,093 --> 02:09:30,303 Now, don't bug me, I said. 2007 02:09:30,471 --> 02:09:32,221 Faster. 2008 02:09:32,389 --> 02:09:34,098 Come on, dig, dig. 2009 02:09:34,266 --> 02:09:36,309 Faster, faster. 2010 02:09:36,477 --> 02:09:39,145 Faster. Dig. That's it, dig. 2011 02:09:39,313 --> 02:09:41,856 [all chattering] 2012 02:10:10,135 --> 02:10:12,512 [chattering continues] 2013 02:10:34,243 --> 02:10:35,284 Faster. 2014 02:10:48,924 --> 02:10:52,009 There's not enough room. You two, out. 2015 02:10:52,177 --> 02:10:53,761 Let us do it. 2016 02:11:00,102 --> 02:11:03,604 Wait. There's not enough room. You're bugging me. 2017 02:11:03,772 --> 02:11:05,857 - "Bugging"? - Cut out, cut out. 2018 02:11:06,024 --> 02:11:07,316 What's this "cut out" talk? 2019 02:11:07,484 --> 02:11:09,735 - Out, baby. Out! - Don't call me baby. 2020 02:11:09,903 --> 02:11:13,531 - Quit arguing! - Will ya come on? 2021 02:11:13,699 --> 02:11:16,617 [all arguing] 2022 02:11:23,292 --> 02:11:24,166 [clanging] 2023 02:11:24,334 --> 02:11:26,711 - What's that? - What was that? 2024 02:11:28,130 --> 02:11:29,839 - That's it. - Sounded like a chest. 2025 02:11:30,007 --> 02:11:32,216 I wonder what's in it. 2026 02:11:32,384 --> 02:11:33,885 Bring it up here! 2027 02:11:34,052 --> 02:11:36,137 [all chattering] 2028 02:11:41,059 --> 02:11:43,144 There it is! 2029 02:11:43,312 --> 02:11:45,146 - It's a satchel. - Hold it up! 2030 02:11:46,648 --> 02:11:49,859 - It's a satchel! - I got it. 2031 02:11:50,903 --> 02:11:52,153 Open it up. 2032 02:11:52,321 --> 02:11:53,654 Come on! 2033 02:11:55,991 --> 02:11:57,783 [man] Bingo! 2034 02:11:58,577 --> 02:12:01,662 I say, chaps, shouldn't we find a spot of cover? 2035 02:12:01,830 --> 02:12:02,997 There's nobody around. 2036 02:12:03,165 --> 02:12:04,665 Come on. Count it out. 2037 02:12:04,833 --> 02:12:07,126 - What are we waiting for? - Now wait a second! 2038 02:12:07,294 --> 02:12:11,505 Everybody's going to get something, so no arguments. We all get equal shares! 2039 02:12:11,673 --> 02:12:12,840 He's right. 2040 02:12:13,008 --> 02:12:15,927 That's the only way to do it. Shares for everybody. 2041 02:12:16,094 --> 02:12:18,220 Now, how many are we? 2042 02:12:18,388 --> 02:12:20,264 One, two... 2043 02:12:20,432 --> 02:12:24,727 ...three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 2044 02:12:25,604 --> 02:12:30,358 ...9, 10, 11, 12, 13... 2045 02:12:30,525 --> 02:12:32,735 ...14, 15. 2046 02:12:32,903 --> 02:12:35,529 15 of us. That means 15 equal shares. 2047 02:12:35,697 --> 02:12:39,283 You dirty double-crosser. You cut yourself in for twice! 2048 02:12:39,451 --> 02:12:41,494 You can't get away with that! 2049 02:12:41,870 --> 02:12:42,954 Get him! 2050 02:12:43,121 --> 02:12:44,372 Grab him! 2051 02:12:44,539 --> 02:12:45,915 Get him! 2052 02:12:48,001 --> 02:12:51,504 You only cheated yourself because now you're out. 2053 02:12:51,672 --> 02:12:55,341 Listen! You can't cut me out now, you hear? 2054 02:12:55,509 --> 02:12:57,259 Not after what I've been through! 2055 02:12:58,220 --> 02:12:59,720 All right. Okay. 2056 02:12:59,888 --> 02:13:04,016 I'm warning you, if I don't get a share, I'm going straight to the police. 2057 02:13:04,184 --> 02:13:07,436 - The police? - What makes you think the police-- 2058 02:13:08,146 --> 02:13:10,314 That money had to come from somewhere. 2059 02:13:10,482 --> 02:13:14,902 We know where it's from, that poor man that died on the mountain. 2060 02:13:15,070 --> 02:13:17,488 You wasn't even there, so shut up. 2061 02:13:17,656 --> 02:13:21,033 Okay, you asked for it. I'm going straight to the police. 2062 02:13:21,201 --> 02:13:23,703 You think they'd be interested, Mr. Meyer? 2063 02:13:23,870 --> 02:13:26,288 Are you kidding? Isn't it obvious? 2064 02:13:26,456 --> 02:13:28,082 How do you think money gets... 2065 02:13:31,461 --> 02:13:32,920 How did you know my name? 2066 02:13:33,088 --> 02:13:34,505 You know this crook? 2067 02:13:34,673 --> 02:13:39,635 I've never met him, Mr. Pike, but I've come to feel that I know him. 2068 02:13:40,595 --> 02:13:43,597 How did you know my name? I've never met you. 2069 02:13:43,765 --> 02:13:46,517 Yeah, who are you? 2070 02:13:46,685 --> 02:13:48,227 Didn't he come with you? 2071 02:13:48,395 --> 02:13:51,313 He didn't come with us. We thought he came with you. 2072 02:13:51,481 --> 02:13:52,773 [Dingy] No. 2073 02:13:52,941 --> 02:13:57,153 If he didn't come with us, then who are you? 2074 02:13:58,030 --> 02:14:00,114 I'm Capt. Culpeper... 2075 02:14:00,282 --> 02:14:02,408 ...of the Santa Rosita Police Department. 2076 02:14:07,914 --> 02:14:10,416 - [man] Will you come to the point? - Yeah, I'm coming to it. 2077 02:14:10,584 --> 02:14:14,295 Point is, I have enough stuff in my private files... 2078 02:14:14,463 --> 02:14:16,630 ...stuff relating to civic building... 2079 02:14:16,798 --> 02:14:20,051 ...road contracts, harbor and cannery projects... 2080 02:14:20,218 --> 02:14:22,970 ...enough stuff to put you, the D.A., myself... 2081 02:14:23,138 --> 02:14:27,475 ...and a two-thirds majority behind bars for the next 20 years. 2082 02:14:27,642 --> 02:14:31,645 And I give you my word, that's exactly where everybody's going... 2083 02:14:31,813 --> 02:14:36,192 - ...unless things start happening now. - [man] Like what, for instance? 2084 02:14:36,359 --> 02:14:39,445 I want the pension for Culpeper's grade trebled. 2085 02:14:39,613 --> 02:14:43,908 Not doubled, trebled. I want Culpeper to retire with honor. 2086 02:14:44,076 --> 02:14:48,162 I want it on paper that that's exactly what's going to happen. 2087 02:14:48,330 --> 02:14:51,123 And I want it in my hands in 15 minutes... 2088 02:14:51,291 --> 02:14:54,251 ...or I'll have all the reporters in town in here in 20. 2089 02:14:55,003 --> 02:14:59,256 You know the word for this, Your Honor. It's called blackmail. 2090 02:15:17,484 --> 02:15:21,237 Sir, could you possibly see your way clear to give us a break? 2091 02:15:21,404 --> 02:15:23,489 You kidding? Him give you a break? 2092 02:15:23,657 --> 02:15:26,450 We had a pretty rough day already. 2093 02:15:26,618 --> 02:15:30,204 We was all covered with dirt, and we fell down in an airplane... 2094 02:15:30,372 --> 02:15:32,998 ...and my grandmother's dying in Oxnard. 2095 02:15:33,166 --> 02:15:35,376 I know we don't deserbe any kindness, Captain. 2096 02:15:35,544 --> 02:15:39,505 But if you could help us, I'm sure we'd all be inspired... 2097 02:15:39,673 --> 02:15:41,382 ...to live better lives. 2098 02:15:41,550 --> 02:15:43,634 Well, there is one thing. 2099 02:15:44,594 --> 02:15:46,929 I don't know whether it would help or not. 2100 02:15:47,097 --> 02:15:51,433 But if, instead of my turning you in... 2101 02:15:51,601 --> 02:15:54,061 ...you went and turned yourselves in... 2102 02:15:54,229 --> 02:15:58,065 ...juries sometimes look very favorably on things like that. 2103 02:15:58,233 --> 02:16:00,734 [stammers] You'd let us do that? 2104 02:16:00,902 --> 02:16:03,320 What are we waiting for? Let's turn ourselves in. 2105 02:16:03,488 --> 02:16:05,072 You must be a fine human being. 2106 02:16:05,240 --> 02:16:07,992 After all, why should you worry whether we get a break? 2107 02:16:08,160 --> 02:16:11,245 Well, Mr. Meyer, no matter what you've all done today... 2108 02:16:11,413 --> 02:16:14,582 - ...you're not really criminals. - [chuckles] 2109 02:16:14,749 --> 02:16:17,668 So if you like, you can all hop into those two cabs... 2110 02:16:17,836 --> 02:16:20,880 ...and drive over to Santa Rosita... 2111 02:16:21,047 --> 02:16:24,258 ...and, uh, just walk in. 2112 02:16:24,426 --> 02:16:27,928 - [stammers] Then let's do that. - But, sir, we can't all fit. 2113 02:16:28,096 --> 02:16:32,391 You can't take the stolen vehicles. Those have to stay to be picked up. 2114 02:16:32,559 --> 02:16:35,352 - What are we waiting for? - Let's go. 2115 02:16:35,520 --> 02:16:37,104 [all chattering] 2116 02:16:37,272 --> 02:16:38,939 Back in the back. 2117 02:16:42,152 --> 02:16:43,194 Drive carefully. 2118 02:16:43,361 --> 02:16:45,905 They may be the last passengers you'll ever carry. 2119 02:16:46,072 --> 02:16:47,573 Funny. That's funny. 2120 02:16:47,741 --> 02:16:48,949 Funny, right? Funny? 2121 02:16:49,117 --> 02:16:51,952 You could be the most comical cop I ever met. 2122 02:16:52,120 --> 02:16:53,245 Yeah. 2123 02:17:20,649 --> 02:17:22,983 - Culpeper. - [man] Yes, sir. 2124 02:17:23,610 --> 02:17:25,945 Everything is under control here. 2125 02:17:26,112 --> 02:17:29,198 It'll take a little longer because there was a joker in the deck... 2126 02:17:29,366 --> 02:17:31,825 ...that nobody knew about. All right? 2127 02:17:31,993 --> 02:17:33,535 [man] Yes, sir. 2128 02:17:33,703 --> 02:17:36,872 So don't make a move of any kind until you hear from me. 2129 02:17:37,040 --> 02:17:38,082 [man] Yes, sir. 2130 02:17:44,923 --> 02:17:48,926 Listen, why does the man want to give everybody a break? 2131 02:17:49,094 --> 02:17:52,054 - What's his angle there? - I was wondering about that, too. 2132 02:17:52,222 --> 02:17:55,849 Something funny's going on. How's he know what we're going to do? 2133 02:17:56,017 --> 02:17:58,477 We're in enough of a mess. We better do what he said. 2134 02:17:58,645 --> 02:18:01,021 I'm tellin' you, the man has got some angle. 2135 02:18:01,189 --> 02:18:02,773 Wait, wait. Hold it! 2136 02:18:02,941 --> 02:18:04,233 Can you see him? 2137 02:18:14,286 --> 02:18:17,913 - Just what does he think he's doing? - That certainly is strange. 2138 02:18:18,081 --> 02:18:20,165 - Sure is. - What is he doing? 2139 02:18:20,333 --> 02:18:23,544 - He's going the other way. - Why are we standing here? 2140 02:18:23,712 --> 02:18:26,630 - That's it! - [all yelling] 2141 02:18:26,798 --> 02:18:29,049 We're off the hook! 2142 02:18:29,718 --> 02:18:32,386 Get out of here! Come on, we're off! 2143 02:18:32,554 --> 02:18:34,221 Come on, get going. 2144 02:18:38,435 --> 02:18:41,353 [screaming] 2145 02:18:46,901 --> 02:18:49,737 - Ah! - Holy mackerel. Almost didn't make it. 2146 02:19:04,836 --> 02:19:07,254 No other cops around. He planned it. 2147 02:19:07,422 --> 02:19:11,300 We found the money and he was waiting to take it away from us. 2148 02:19:11,468 --> 02:19:15,763 But if we all find the money first and turn it in, we're all in the clear. 2149 02:19:15,930 --> 02:19:19,099 Let's just get the dough and worry about the rest later. 2150 02:19:19,267 --> 02:19:22,561 - Look. He's slowing down. - No, he's turning to the left. 2151 02:20:11,444 --> 02:20:13,320 [horn honking] 2152 02:20:15,281 --> 02:20:16,990 - What's going on? - [yelling outside] 2153 02:20:17,158 --> 02:20:18,617 Sorry, Jimmy. 2154 02:20:25,166 --> 02:20:27,835 [all yelling] 2155 02:21:06,958 --> 02:21:09,543 [tires screeching] 2156 02:21:10,503 --> 02:21:12,421 He's heading for the border! 2157 02:21:12,589 --> 02:21:14,590 We should stop and call the police station! 2158 02:21:14,757 --> 02:21:15,883 You shut up! 2159 02:21:16,050 --> 02:21:18,886 We're going to get that money. Keep driving! 2160 02:21:19,053 --> 02:21:21,388 That woman is something else. 2161 02:21:21,556 --> 02:21:23,390 Take your foot off the brake! 2162 02:21:23,558 --> 02:21:25,058 Stop hitting me. I'm driving. 2163 02:21:25,226 --> 02:21:28,562 - When you want a cab, you can't get one. - Yeah, come on, let's go! 2164 02:21:37,572 --> 02:21:39,573 [man on radio] F-14 to Central. 2165 02:21:39,741 --> 02:21:41,158 Come in. What is it? 2166 02:21:41,326 --> 02:21:42,910 [man on radio] There's something phony here. 2167 02:21:43,077 --> 02:21:45,954 We're on 101 by Cortez checking a mad-dog report. 2168 02:21:46,122 --> 02:21:47,915 Orders were to maintain silence. 2169 02:21:48,082 --> 02:21:50,375 Capt. Culpeper wants this channel kept clear. 2170 02:21:50,543 --> 02:21:52,252 [man on radio] We know it, but we saw Capt. Culpeper. 2171 02:21:52,420 --> 02:21:55,464 He just went by doing 90 miles an hour. 2172 02:21:56,341 --> 02:21:58,634 I don't think I understand that. 2173 02:21:59,260 --> 02:22:01,094 Are you sure it was Capt. Culpeper? 2174 02:22:01,262 --> 02:22:03,263 - [man on radio] Yep. - Was he chasing anybody? 2175 02:22:03,431 --> 02:22:05,974 - [man on radio] Nope. - Could he have been chasing anybody? 2176 02:22:06,142 --> 02:22:09,186 [man on radio] Not a chance. That's what struck us so funny. 2177 02:22:09,354 --> 02:22:12,397 There were about 15 people in two cabs behind him. 2178 02:22:12,565 --> 02:22:14,441 It looked like they were chasing him. 2179 02:22:14,609 --> 02:22:17,694 They were chasing him? What's going on here? 2180 02:22:17,862 --> 02:22:20,030 I brought it myself. Everything you asked for. 2181 02:22:20,198 --> 02:22:21,448 - The pension? - Yeah. 2182 02:22:21,616 --> 02:22:24,034 Call Capt. Culpeper. 2183 02:22:24,202 --> 02:22:27,162 Calling Capt. Culpeper. Central Division. Urgent. 2184 02:22:27,330 --> 02:22:30,123 Calling Capt. Culpeper. 2185 02:22:38,591 --> 02:22:42,511 - This can only happen in America. - You going to start that again? 2186 02:22:46,099 --> 02:23:05,367 [tires screeching] 2187 02:23:13,668 --> 02:23:17,045 You've got to believe me. I'm going to be sick. 2188 02:23:24,053 --> 02:23:55,542 [tires screeching] 2189 02:24:04,510 --> 02:24:06,637 [blows whistle] 2190 02:24:16,397 --> 02:24:19,024 [tires screeching] 2191 02:24:29,702 --> 02:24:32,371 What's the matter? You trying to kill us? 2192 02:24:32,538 --> 02:24:35,499 Just don't make me nerbous! 2193 02:25:09,951 --> 02:25:13,078 - Don't let him get away! - Cut him off! 2194 02:25:13,246 --> 02:25:15,997 [all shouting] 2195 02:25:17,917 --> 02:25:21,962 [on radio] Calling Capt. Culpeper. Culp, this is Aloysius speaking. 2196 02:25:22,130 --> 02:25:25,632 Now, listen to me, Culp. Everything has been fixed. 2197 02:25:25,800 --> 02:25:28,468 There's been negotiations and everything is all right. 2198 02:25:28,636 --> 02:25:31,179 Cut out this nonsense and answer me. 2199 02:25:31,347 --> 02:25:33,348 This is Aloysius speaking. 2200 02:25:43,776 --> 02:25:47,904 I still don't understand this. What's it all about? 2201 02:25:48,072 --> 02:25:50,449 Um... That's it. 2202 02:25:52,827 --> 02:25:54,369 All units... 2203 02:25:54,537 --> 02:25:56,288 ...arrest Capt. Culpeper. 2204 02:25:58,207 --> 02:26:00,333 There he is! 2205 02:26:00,501 --> 02:26:02,377 [all shouting] 2206 02:26:05,631 --> 02:26:08,383 - Come back! - Get me out of here! 2207 02:26:08,551 --> 02:26:10,761 Just don't sit there. Come on. 2208 02:26:13,306 --> 02:26:14,431 Come on! 2209 02:26:23,024 --> 02:26:25,525 [all shouting] 2210 02:26:25,693 --> 02:26:27,527 Stop pushing, will ya? 2211 02:26:27,987 --> 02:26:31,281 Wait. We got him. Now, you women stay here. 2212 02:26:31,449 --> 02:26:33,325 What do you mean, "You women stay here"? 2213 02:26:33,493 --> 02:26:35,035 You heard him, mother. Stay here! 2214 02:26:35,203 --> 02:26:36,828 Come on! Let's go! 2215 02:26:42,168 --> 02:26:44,920 [men shouting] 2216 02:26:52,595 --> 02:26:55,931 - Is he there? - Where'd he go? 2217 02:26:56,098 --> 02:26:57,599 Halt! Halt! 2218 02:26:57,767 --> 02:26:59,684 Now, wait a minute. Listen. 2219 02:27:08,945 --> 02:27:11,571 - Yeah! - [all shouting] 2220 02:28:08,880 --> 02:28:11,923 [shouting] 2221 02:28:16,637 --> 02:28:19,472 Stop pushing! Get the suitcase. 2222 02:28:21,309 --> 02:28:23,059 [woman] Look! Look up there! 2223 02:28:23,227 --> 02:28:25,437 ...in this regard, and there is no doubt... 2224 02:28:26,647 --> 02:28:28,815 Hey! Hey! 2225 02:28:28,983 --> 02:28:31,651 [man shouting] 2226 02:28:31,819 --> 02:28:33,445 Those ladders are not safe! 2227 02:28:33,613 --> 02:28:36,823 - Ladders are not safe! - [crowd yelling] 2228 02:28:42,830 --> 02:28:44,956 [Culpeper] Get off! 2229 02:28:45,124 --> 02:28:47,000 - You got it? - Get it away. 2230 02:28:47,168 --> 02:28:49,210 [all shouting, arguing] 2231 02:28:54,175 --> 02:28:56,134 [man] Get moving! 2232 02:28:56,302 --> 02:28:58,178 Don't push. You got it? That's it. 2233 02:28:58,346 --> 02:29:01,598 [screaming] 2234 02:29:04,352 --> 02:29:07,854 Sylvester, what are you doing up there? You must be out of your mind! 2235 02:29:08,022 --> 02:29:11,191 [all shouting] 2236 02:29:11,359 --> 02:29:14,235 - Wait a minute! - Get the suitcase! 2237 02:29:15,363 --> 02:29:17,238 [police whistles blowing] 2238 02:29:19,200 --> 02:29:20,659 Get that money! 2239 02:29:22,662 --> 02:29:25,288 [crowd roaring] 2240 02:29:38,886 --> 02:29:41,221 [all yelling] 2241 02:29:41,389 --> 02:29:43,890 Don't you dare touch any of that money. 2242 02:29:48,396 --> 02:29:53,149 - [siren wailing] - [police whistle blowing] 2243 02:29:56,529 --> 02:29:59,531 - You! Don't stand there! - To your right! 2244 02:30:06,330 --> 02:30:08,289 [all yelling] 2245 02:30:11,335 --> 02:30:12,794 Russell, hang on! 2246 02:30:16,590 --> 02:30:18,466 [Benjy] Dingy, I can't hold on! 2247 02:30:20,594 --> 02:30:21,803 Help us! 2248 02:30:25,391 --> 02:30:27,183 Get off my hand! 2249 02:30:31,939 --> 02:30:35,025 [crowd cheering] 2250 02:30:48,122 --> 02:30:49,914 Move onto the ladder! 2251 02:30:51,292 --> 02:30:55,795 Hold on! Wait a minute! One at a time! Did you hear me? 2252 02:30:55,963 --> 02:30:57,213 One at a time! 2253 02:30:57,381 --> 02:31:00,133 - [metal creaking] - [all yelling] 2254 02:31:00,301 --> 02:31:01,885 All right! 2255 02:31:02,053 --> 02:31:05,055 All right, you'll see. You'll see. 2256 02:31:06,599 --> 02:31:09,476 Get on alphabetical. I'm Benjy. 2257 02:31:09,643 --> 02:31:12,520 Quit stepping on my head! 2258 02:31:12,688 --> 02:31:16,316 Get on the ladder. 2259 02:31:16,484 --> 02:31:18,818 Don't leave me! Come back here! 2260 02:31:18,986 --> 02:31:20,737 You can't leave me! 2261 02:31:27,119 --> 02:31:29,704 There's too many men on it to control it. 2262 02:31:37,880 --> 02:31:41,674 [all yelling] 2263 02:31:44,303 --> 02:31:47,097 [crowd yelling] 2264 02:31:57,525 --> 02:31:58,817 [screaming] 2265 02:31:58,984 --> 02:32:01,694 Hold it steady. Watch it. She's whipping loose. 2266 02:32:13,082 --> 02:32:15,291 [moaning] 2267 02:32:16,669 --> 02:32:19,212 [all yelling] 2268 02:32:23,551 --> 02:32:25,552 [screaming] 2269 02:32:33,144 --> 02:32:34,519 [crowd screaming] 2270 02:32:34,687 --> 02:32:36,271 Ah! 2271 02:32:37,731 --> 02:32:39,232 Whoo! 2272 02:32:41,152 --> 02:32:44,154 Wind us down! Wind us down! 2273 02:32:44,321 --> 02:32:47,031 [shouting] 2274 02:32:47,199 --> 02:32:49,576 I don't want the money! 2275 02:32:53,747 --> 02:32:54,956 Look out! 2276 02:32:57,084 --> 02:32:59,460 [crowd roaring] 2277 02:33:03,174 --> 02:33:04,424 Get off! 2278 02:33:04,592 --> 02:33:06,593 She's going! Get out of there! 2279 02:33:08,679 --> 02:33:12,056 - [screaming] - [fizzling] 2280 02:33:15,936 --> 02:33:19,063 [screaming] 2281 02:33:26,280 --> 02:33:29,782 - [crowd screaming] - [fizzling] 2282 02:33:32,036 --> 02:33:34,621 [crowd yells] 2283 02:33:37,458 --> 02:33:39,792 [yelling] 2284 02:33:39,960 --> 02:33:42,921 [crowd screams] 2285 02:33:43,088 --> 02:33:46,132 [yelling] Emmeline! 2286 02:33:47,218 --> 02:33:49,427 [yelling] Mama! 2287 02:33:49,595 --> 02:33:50,678 [screaming] 2288 02:34:08,239 --> 02:34:11,658 [dogs barking] 2289 02:34:17,331 --> 02:34:19,999 [all moaning] 2290 02:34:30,094 --> 02:34:32,553 It's all your fault. 2291 02:34:32,721 --> 02:34:35,473 It's your fault from beginning to end. 2292 02:34:35,641 --> 02:34:38,810 You know, even for a policeman... 2293 02:34:38,978 --> 02:34:42,105 ...your behavior was ruddy outrageous. 2294 02:34:42,273 --> 02:34:44,899 You could've taken a fair share like the rest of us... 2295 02:34:45,067 --> 02:34:49,320 ...but no, you had to grab up the whole scene, baby. 2296 02:34:49,488 --> 02:34:54,784 We had $350,000 right in our hands. 2297 02:34:54,952 --> 02:34:58,496 Fourteen into $350,000... 2298 02:34:58,664 --> 02:35:01,040 - [all groaning] - Shut up. 2299 02:35:03,210 --> 02:35:06,045 I wish I knew what they were gonna do to us. 2300 02:35:06,213 --> 02:35:11,509 But no matter what happens to us, I hope what happens to you will be worse. 2301 02:35:13,721 --> 02:35:16,889 I don't think you have to worry too much about that. 2302 02:35:17,057 --> 02:35:19,017 My wife is divorcing me. 2303 02:35:20,060 --> 02:35:22,812 My mother-in-law is suing me for damages. 2304 02:35:24,106 --> 02:35:27,734 My daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed. 2305 02:35:28,861 --> 02:35:30,903 My pension has been revoked. 2306 02:35:31,071 --> 02:35:34,699 And the only reason that you 10 idiots... 2307 02:35:35,534 --> 02:35:38,911 ...will very likely get off lightly... 2308 02:35:39,079 --> 02:35:43,333 ...is because the judge will have me up there to throw the book at. 2309 02:35:43,500 --> 02:35:45,960 Aw, that's tough. Oh! 2310 02:35:46,128 --> 02:35:48,629 [chuckles] 2311 02:35:49,757 --> 02:35:54,510 I'd like to think that sometime, maybe 10 or 20 years from now... 2312 02:35:55,679 --> 02:35:58,890 ...there'd be something I could laugh at, anything. 2313 02:36:08,776 --> 02:36:12,236 Now, see here, you idiots, it's all your fault because-- 2314 02:36:12,404 --> 02:36:14,197 Oh! 2315 02:36:14,365 --> 02:36:18,451 - Mama! - [all laughing] 2316 02:36:26,293 --> 02:36:28,461 Get away from me! 2317 02:36:28,629 --> 02:36:29,921 Let me go! 2318 02:36:34,426 --> 02:36:36,844 [all continue laughing] 2319 02:36:55,239 --> 02:37:00,493 [chorus vocalizing] ♪ Mad 2320 02:37:00,661 --> 02:37:02,328 ♪ World ♪ 2321 02:37:05,749 --> 02:37:08,501 [instrumental theme song plays] 180812