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♪ ♪
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NARRATOR:
This is my boss, Jonathan Hart,
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a self-made millionaire.
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He's quite a guy.
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This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.
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She's one lady who knows
how to take care of herself.
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By the way, my name is Max.
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I take care of both of them,
which ain't easy,
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'cause when they met,
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it was murder.
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[WHIMPERS]
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JONATHAN:
Darling, you want
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a croissant or a brioche?
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Oh. That's no fair!
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Vince Nucona's regimen
is hard enough
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without you tempting me
with dreaded carbos.
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It is hard, but it's fair.
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You remember Vince's slogan?
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"No pain...
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BOTH:
"No gain."
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Oh, dear.
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[EXHALES]
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Oh, you really know how
to kick up your heels.
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Uh. Thanks. You don't know
what you're missing.
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Mm. I do know
what I'm missing.
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And I intend to
keep on missing it.
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Don't get me wrong.
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I'm all for keeping
the old bod in shape.
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But I had another
exercise in mind.
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One we could do daily...
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and do together.
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Uh-huh.
Know what I mean?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I don't wanna be
a spoilsport...
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but Max and Vince
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are returning from London...
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at the airport in 40 minutes.
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And, if you remember,
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you promised to pick them up.
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Okay. I'll take
a cold shower...
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and slip into something
uncomfortable.
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Do that.
See you.
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[EXHALES]
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[BARKS]
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♪ ♪
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WOMAN [OVER P.A.]:
Would passenger Harrison
please report
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to the information counter?
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Save your film.
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I'm not Charles Atlas.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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But I am the guy who has
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the pleasure to introduce
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the man who's won
more bodybuilding titles
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than anyone in the history
of the sport:
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Vince Nucona.
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♪ ♪
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Thank you, Uncle Max.
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Look at Max. He's
beaming with pride.
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Well, you know, he thinks
of him as his adopted kid.
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Some kid.
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And thank you,
members of the press,
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for your special interest
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in the Vince Nucona
bodybuilding team.
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How was your team's
English tour?
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It was the most gratifying event
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of my entire career.
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Every exhibition was packed.
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As a matter of fact,
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let me show you
one of the reasons.
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The spectacular
Miss Samantha Sisko.
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♪ ♪
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[APPLAUSE,
CAMERAS CLICKING]
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He sure knows
how to put on a show.
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Yeah, Vince is no dumbbell,
if you know what I mean.
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WOMAN [OVER P.A.]:
Passengers for flight 330
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please report immediately
at gate 5?
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She's amazingly...
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taut.
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Self-taut.
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When's the grand opening
of your gym?
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Sunday. But I want to stress
that it's more than just a gym.
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The Nucona Body Center
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is the ultimate health center
of tomorrow.
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What will some of
your exclusive features be?
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The gym will be open
24 hours a day.
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The doors will never close.
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And you're all invited
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to a special black-tie
charity affair
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this Sunday to see
the facility for yourselves.
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It'll be the most exciting
exhibition
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of bodybuilding ever held.
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And thank you all very much
for coming.
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Good luck.
[MURMURING]
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♪ ♪
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Take a look at the man
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with the patch over his eye.
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You think he's
the Hathaway Shirt Man?
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Look a little closer.
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Normally, reporters carry
a pad and a pencil.
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He's carrying a Smith & Wesson.
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Thank you.
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Thanks very much for coming.
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Thank you.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Hey, Jonathan.
Jennifer.
Hi.
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Vince, you look real good.
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Congratulations, Uncle Max.
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Samantha, I'd like you to meet
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two of the kindest people
in the world:
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Jonathan and Jennifer Hart.
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How do you do?
How are you?
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It's nice to meet you.
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How about the luggage
and the equipment?
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Two of the guys from the gym
will pick it up later.
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Including the barbell.
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Well...
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how do I look?
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Oh, you look...
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very healthy.
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I'll tell you the truth,
Mr. and Mrs. H,
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I've been on Vince's program
for, what, two weeks?
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Oh, it's a whole new you, Max.
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Although, the old one
wasn't too bad.
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Confidentially, even the ladies
look at me differently.
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If you know what I mean.
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No, I don't know what you mean.
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♪ ♪
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Oh.
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Definition.
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Definitely definition.
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Pretty good for two weeks, huh?
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What do you say, Vince?
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It's very good.
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Sure.
Let's get the car, Vince.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Wait till you get a load
of this, Mr. and Mrs. H.
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A completely organic drink,
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combining the natural nectars
of many fruits.
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Oh.
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You mean, there's, um,
nothing else in it?
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Nonalcoholic,
but nevertheless delicious.
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To your health.
JENNIFER: Oh, no, let's
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drink to the Vince Nucona
Body Centers.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
I'll drink to that. Here, here.
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Tasty, huh?
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Delicious.
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You know, I was
Vince's dad's best friend.
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And I promised him
before he died
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I'd take care of him.
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He was the scrawniest little kid
you ever saw.
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He looked like
the "before" picture
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on one of them
Charles Atlas ads.
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You mean, you were
a 97-pound weakling?
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Precisely.
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I find that hard to believe.
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Max did two important
things for me:
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He bought me my first set
of weights,
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and he taught me
to take pride in my work.
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Ahh. You mind if I take
the keys to the gym?
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I wanna take a sauna
if it's okay by you.
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Sure.
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[KEYS JANGLE]
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Well, so long, everybody.
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Well... you really
straightened him out.
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You know, just when I think
I know everything about him,
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he comes up with something new.
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Yeah.
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Well...
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here's to Uncle Max.
Oh, yes.
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To Uncle Max.
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Come on, darling.
It's good for you.
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♪ ♪
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[CHUCKLES]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[CLICKS]
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There. There it is.
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The red barbell.
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[GRUNTS]
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Hey, what's going on here?
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Cool it, Snider.
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Who the hell are you?
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Right now that's not important.
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Turn around!
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Turn around.
Go on.
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That was my very first
sushi experience.
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Really? I'll bet
you're hooked for life.
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Well, I must say, I'm much
more at peace with myself
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after I've peered into
a quail egg
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perched on top of a salmon roe.
[LAUGHS]
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I'm proud to say that
I break training with the best.
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SAMANTHA:
Hey, I just realized
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we're only a couple
blocks from the gym.
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How about if I give you
a grand tour tonight?
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Why not?
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Sure. Why not?
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♪ ♪
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[CAR STARTS]
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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Oh! This is fantastic!
Isn't it?
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What a layout.
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Oh-hoo.
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Let me show you this.
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Yeah, I'm glad
you like it, Jonathan.
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I got an exercise for you.
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Let me show you
this one down here.
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[EXHALES]
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Why does this remind me
of a medieval torture chamber?
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Oh, this is the latest ripple
in equipment.
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One secret deserves another.
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I'm having a full set
installed for Jennifer
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at the house as a surprise.
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And that's how this one works.
Hm.
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Oh. And here's the men's sauna.
Oh.
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Go ahead and open it.
It's empty.
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Okay.
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[STEAM HISSING]
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Max.
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Jonathan!
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Jonathan!
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Max. Max!
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♪ ♪
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If I could stand up,
I'd weigh myself.
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I must have lost five gallons.
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Here, drink some of this.
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Thanks.
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Ah.
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Never thought straight water
would taste so good.
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Hey, look, Max...
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try to think back.
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And tell us everything you can
remember from the beginning.
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Well, I heard a noise
in the main room.
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I figured it was the guys
bringing the luggage
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from the airport.
I was wrong.
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Boy, was I ever wrong.
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These men, what did they want?
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They were schlepping
a big red barbell.
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Pumping iron?
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No. They were trying to drag it
out of the back door.
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Why would somebody want
to steal a barbell?
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How do you feel, Uncle Max?
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Like a ballgame on a rainy day:
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washed out.
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Oh. Sure.
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MAN:
Hey, Vince?
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Where do you want this?
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That just come from the airport?
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Right.
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Put it upstairs.
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We can rule out robbery.
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I just checked my safe,
and there's nothing missing.
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JONATHAN:
According to Max, there is.
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He said they stole
a red barbell.
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Well, the 300-pounder
just arrived,
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and the 200-pounder...
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It's gone.
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Rule robbery back in.
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Yeah, but why would two guys
wanna break in here,
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rough up Max and steal
a 200-pound barbell?
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♪ ♪
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What's engraved
on that barbell disk?
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Says "100 pounds."
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And that's exactly what it says
on the other side.
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This is a 200-pound barbell.
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I made it very clear
I wanted a 300-pound one.
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You said get the red barbell.
267
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,503
That was the only
red barbell in the place.
268
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,072
Everything happened at once.
269
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,040
All of a sudden this old guy...
Shut up!
270
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,611
I examine your face, Reese.
271
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,114
I look at the dull eyes,
the thick nose,
272
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,949
the slackened mouth.
273
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,185
And I know that somewhere
274
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,221
underneath the face
of an idiot...
275
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,324
is the soul of an idiot.
276
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,326
You compounded matters
277
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,828
by stupidly leaving
a witness alive.
278
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,630
Let's not lose our heads.
279
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,034
Let's practice
a little patience.
280
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,636
I say we go back,
281
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,505
say, in a couple of weeks,
282
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,706
and snatch it.
283
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,908
You have forgotten
something very important.
284
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,476
What is it, Mr. Teppman?
285
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,214
Nucona's Body Center will be
open 24 hours a day.
286
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,382
It will always be filled
287
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,219
with customers and staff.
288
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,853
The day to move is tomorrow.
289
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:55,954
Tomorrow?
290
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,656
Right after
the black-tie affair.
291
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,625
It'll make it so...
292
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,993
much more...
293
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,528
festive.
294
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,998
♪ ♪
295
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,098
[PLAYING MID-TEMPO THEME]
296
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,599
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
297
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,269
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
298
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,706
[APPLAUSE]
299
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,242
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
300
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,705
Uh, darling, where was I?
301
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,073
What?
302
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,508
Where was I?
303
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,410
Oh, uh, you were
about to tell me
304
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,847
what the police said
about the stolen barbells.
305
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,551
Their sarcasm was about as light
as a pound of flesh.
306
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,786
You mean, they didn't
appreciate the connection
307
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,589
between the theft and
Max almost being killed?
308
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,560
They were unappreciative
to the point of genius.
309
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,862
Correct me if I'm wrong...
310
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,765
but you don't think this thing
is over yet, do you?
311
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,099
I wish I could say yes,
312
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,435
but, uh...
like the show,
313
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,937
I think things are just
beginning to get warmed up.
314
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,938
Get it?
315
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,840
Got it.
316
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,442
Good.
317
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,245
[GROUP PLAYING
VILLAGE PEOPLE'S "MACHO MAN"]
318
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,647
[APPLAUSE]
319
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,052
[GIGGLING]
Oh.
320
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,587
My goodness.
321
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,224
This never happens in Pasadena.
322
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,926
All we have is a parade.
323
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,721
[MOUTHS]
Thank you.
324
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,597
[APPLAUSE
CONTINUES]
325
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,245
Samantha will never need
a can of mace.
326
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,280
[LAUGHS]
327
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,583
Just a bodyguard.
328
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,876
Looks like Vince has a fan.
329
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,355
Well, lookie here.
330
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,023
If it's not the international
331
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,791
phenomenon of bodybuilding.
332
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,629
Here's a 300-pound weight.
333
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,764
Take one more step, big fella,
334
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,999
and it'll look like
you bought your bellybutton
335
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,168
at a 2-for-1 sale.
336
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,038
First, pick up the barbell.
337
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,115
Very good, big Vince.
338
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,551
A lot of folks would assume
339
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,420
you muscle guys are a little
shortchanged upstairs.
340
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,756
We know that ain't true,
don't we?
341
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,291
I figure you for a smart guy...
342
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,628
if you do what you're told.
343
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,143
Now... there's a truck
under that window.
344
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,980
I want you to throw the barbell
through the window.
345
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,015
And make sure
your timing is perfect,
346
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,552
because I want a bull's-eye
in the bed of the truck.
347
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,422
[GRUNTING]
348
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,060
Through the window.
349
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,082
[TIRES SCREECH]
350
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,985
[APPLAUSE,
MUSIC CONTINUES]
351
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,588
Come on.
352
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,634
Get on the floor.
353
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,970
Now start doing pushups.
354
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,441
That's it.
355
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,944
Now you keep doing them
if you wanna stay alive.
356
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:08,319
[CROWD SCREAMING]
357
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,557
♪ ♪
358
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,995
Check on Vince.
359
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,098
You all right?
360
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,099
Yeah, I'm okay.
361
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,167
Okay.
362
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,070
[CROWD CLAMORING]
363
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,040
[WOMEN
SCREAMING]
364
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:41,654
[TIRES SCREECH]
365
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,693
Go! Go! Go!
366
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,367
[CAR ZOOMING]
367
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,804
[TIRES SCREECHING]
368
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,061
[GASPS]
369
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,930
It's the man from the airport.
370
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:27,165
Teppman.
371
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,736
Noel Teppman.
372
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,605
What did he say?
373
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:36,174
It was a name.
374
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,944
Noel Teppman.
375
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,955
♪ ♪
376
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:07,272
You know, I just don't get it.
377
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,874
First, Max is beaten up.
378
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,643
Then, a one-eyed man is killed.
379
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,411
And just to steal a barbell.
380
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:14,646
[GRUNTS]
381
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,447
Yeah. And a barbell
so heavy
382
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:19,818
that not very many
people can lift it.
383
00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,487
Vince, you carried that barbell
384
00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:23,989
through customs, didn't you?
385
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,090
Yeah.
386
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,225
Do most bodybuilders
take their equipment
387
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:28,493
on tour with them?
388
00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:29,761
As far as I know,
389
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,230
I'm the only person
that does that.
390
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,264
I guess you might call it
391
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,567
my personal good-luck charm.
392
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:36,902
Good-luck charm?
393
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,136
How about a rabbit's foot?
394
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,739
It's a lot lighter to carry.
395
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,407
You know, the first
barbell I ever had
396
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,909
was the one Uncle Max bought me.
397
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:47,045
That was when
you were a kid, right?
398
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,614
Yeah.
399
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,181
He and my Dad
got loaded one night,
400
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,283
and they painted
the barbell red.
401
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,986
And ever since then
I've been using red barbells.
402
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:56,722
So then it would
mean something to you,
403
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,057
but it wouldn't mean
anything to anybody else.
404
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,660
Exactly.
405
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,263
MAN:
Hey, Vince!
Get a load of this.
406
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:12,671
What is it?
407
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:15,073
This barbell.
It's bent.
408
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,574
Well, that's not exactly a first
409
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,644
in the annals of weightlifting.
410
00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:21,247
Yeah, but it's bent
over here by the collar.
411
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,095
This barbell glitters.
412
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,965
You mean, there's gold
in them there barbells?
413
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,301
And all the time I thought
I was pumping iron.
414
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,672
All the time you thought
you were pumping iron...
415
00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,274
you were pumping gold.
416
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,809
Solid gold.
417
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,780
[THEME FROM GOLDFINGER PLAYS]
418
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:56,983
♪ ♪
419
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,020
Here's the research
you wanted, Mr. H.
420
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,789
That gold robbery that happened
421
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,590
during Vince's English tour
422
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:06,958
got a little ink.
423
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,095
Oh, that's good
to hear, Max. Thanks.
424
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:15,066
"Daring gold robbery
nets two and a half million."
425
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,936
Well, either the gold market's
gone up since then...
426
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:20,305
or it is typical
British understatement.
427
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,640
Listen to this:
428
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,209
"Police baffled.
429
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:27,145
"Authorities intensify
border security.
430
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,881
"Scotland Yard
inspector sanguine.
431
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,017
'Gold will never
leave England.'"
432
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:35,386
He's probably collecting
his unemployment by now.
433
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,789
Look at this.
434
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,357
There it is.
435
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,027
The one-eyed man.
436
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:47,398
"Scotland Yard Inspector
Hillary is Optimistic."
437
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,667
That's the guy who was
killed outside Vince's.
438
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,870
Yeah.
Yeah.
439
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:55,540
What a clever way to smuggle
gold out of the country.
440
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,808
Only something went wrong.
441
00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:58,810
Correction.
Everything went wrong.
442
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,045
Starting with you.
443
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,579
You almost got killed, Max,
444
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:04,850
for a 100-pound
misunderstanding.
445
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,418
♪ ♪
446
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,689
MAN:
The old guy was in
the gym that night.
447
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,826
Nucona gave him the barbell.
448
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,295
My barbell, that is.
449
00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:20,099
Says here he works for
Jonathan Hart.
450
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:26,104
Then you stake out
the Harts' house.
451
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:28,573
When the opportunity
presents itself,
452
00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:29,775
get it.
453
00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,209
Right.
454
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,711
One question.
455
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,014
Do you gentlemen
have any quarrel
456
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:38,784
with the money I pay you?
457
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,987
No.
Not at all.
458
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,990
You're more than generous.
459
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,959
More than generous?
460
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,727
Like I say...
461
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,396
you're more than generous.
462
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,998
But...
463
00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,133
if for some reason...
464
00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:57,135
you make another mistake,
465
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,870
you'll still be amply rewarded.
466
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:02,140
But this time in a much
different way.
467
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,342
Your lives won't be
worth a thing.
468
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:07,246
♪ ♪
469
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,090
By the way...
470
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,961
if that Max fellow
gets in the way...
471
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,263
kill him.
472
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,867
And that goes for the Harts too.
473
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,944
Freeway...
474
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,678
don't even entertain
the idea, boy.
475
00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:41,880
[WHINES]
476
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,114
Don't do it. Go on.
[BARKS]
477
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,116
Freeway, don't be so cynical.
478
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,784
Three hundred pounds
of gold is worth
479
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,354
about $3 million.
480
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:52,657
You know, if we scrape
the red paint off the disks,
481
00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,025
slipped them off the axle,
482
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,927
they'd make a pretty nice
pair of doorstops,
483
00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:57,428
you know that?
484
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,298
A little ostentatious.
485
00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:08,206
We're ready for the ceremony.
486
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:10,009
The glass case is finished.
487
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,381
Hey, it looks terrific, Vince.
488
00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,049
The inscription and everything.
489
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,551
"Uncle Max, who made
it all happen." From Vince.
490
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,819
Perfect touch.
491
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,488
Well, that's very sweet, Vince,
492
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:26,091
but don't you think you're
overdoing it a little bit?
493
00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,359
I mean, the thieves
are just gonna break in
494
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,997
and bust this whole thing up.
495
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:35,400
This is perfect.
496
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,135
It gives the...
The dignified place
497
00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:39,704
that the barbell
so richly deserves.
498
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,472
Well, if you say so.
499
00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,774
Also, those guys have very
destructive personalities.
500
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:47,378
It'll give them a feeling
of, uh, great accomplishment.
501
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,515
Mm-hm.
502
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,484
♪ ♪
503
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,659
Beautiful, Vince.
504
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,660
Beautiful.
505
00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:03,996
Okay, thanks, Danny.
506
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,901
How about that?
507
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,369
Now what?
508
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,370
Now what?
509
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,504
Now...
510
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,140
Vince...
511
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:18,176
Vince becomes me.
512
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:19,544
I don't know about this.
513
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,646
For one thing, I haven't
worn a suit and tie
514
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,014
since I was in college.
515
00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:25,783
Another thing, Jonathan.
You and I have, well...
516
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,318
different dimensions.
517
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,154
Now, don't worry.
It's custom-tailored.
518
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,156
They'll fit
your dimensions perfectly.
519
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,391
And if the suit fits...
520
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,625
Charge it.
521
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:37,363
♪ ♪
522
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,647
There they go.
523
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:57,949
The old codger,
524
00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,917
Mrs. Hart...
525
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,954
Jonathan Hart.
526
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,523
He reads
The Wall Street Journal,
527
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,025
just like you'd expect.
528
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:08,927
All right, let's go.
529
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:30,448
I wish I had a chance to do
a little spring housecleaning.
530
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,183
I always like the house
to look its best
531
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:35,021
when the burglars
are about to drop in.
532
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,455
Just between you and me,
533
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,425
does Jonathan always read
the financial section?
534
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,262
Only if I get
the crossword puzzles first.
535
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:17,029
[GRUNTS]
536
00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:26,104
Don't be gauche!
537
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,572
It's a masterpiece.
538
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,175
Good boy.
539
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,010
Use this.
540
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,593
Ah, that's good.
That's good.
541
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,502
[GRUNTING]
542
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,181
Come on, will you?!
543
00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:11,783
Let's get it in the truck!
544
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,303
[WHISTLES]
545
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:35,072
The '52 Brooklyn Dodgers...
546
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,208
autographed.
547
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,645
He couldn't have
taken the Giacometti.
548
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:42,581
♪ ♪
549
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:25,857
[ENGINE STARTS]
550
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,133
Well, if all went
according to plan,
551
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,635
Jonathan's in the truck.
552
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:41,105
Let's just hope he's okay
from here on in.
553
00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:43,409
Let's just pray.
554
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,147
♪ ♪
555
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,783
VINCE:
Where do you think
they're taking the barbell?
556
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,985
Noel Teppman.
557
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,454
Who's that?
558
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,989
Oh, it's a long story.
559
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,892
Well, I just love stories.
560
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,928
Okay.
561
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,130
To start with...
562
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:07,932
the man killed outside your gym
563
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:10,735
was a Scotland Yard inspector.
564
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:14,405
Before he died, he whispered
the name Noel Teppman.
565
00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:15,706
Jonathan checked it out,
566
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:20,044
and it goes way back
to World War II.
567
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:22,780
Noel Teppman was sort of a...
568
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,682
master criminal.
569
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,452
Kind of a genius
and a little crazy.
570
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:29,420
All he's interested in,
571
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,956
and all he ever steals,
572
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,258
is gold.
573
00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:36,527
The artifacts in
his possession are priceless.
574
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,629
And he's never gotten caught?
575
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,198
Not yet.
576
00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:49,775
♪ ♪
577
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,808
What a wonderful surprise.
578
00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:00,545
I've always wanted
to meet Jonathan Hart.
579
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,981
Actually, I'm from
the Gideon Society. Uh...
580
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:05,816
I left one of my Bibles
in the c...
[COCKS]
581
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,918
I'm not amused,
Mr. Hart.
582
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,054
Keep on going.
583
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,657
To your right.
584
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,547
Finally got the right one.
585
00:38:36,548 --> 00:38:37,749
Bring it inside.
586
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,319
Let's go.
587
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,045
Find a place to hide the car
588
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,648
and then call the police.
589
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,001
[GRUNTS]
590
00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:34,705
Keep an eye out
for unwanted intruders.
591
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,041
Go.
592
00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,810
I promise you,
Mr. Hart...
593
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,679
you're gonna be surprised
594
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,247
and delighted.
[DOOR CLOSES]
595
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:44,882
Surprised, perhaps,
596
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,585
delighted, I doubt.
Trust me.
597
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,020
About as far as I could
throw that barbell.
598
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,423
This way.
599
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:19,084
After you.
600
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:23,021
[DOOR CLOSES]
601
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:31,529
So far, I'm not enlightened.
602
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:34,566
Patience, Mr. Hart.
Patience.
603
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,840
[THEME FROM GOLDFINGER PLAYS]
604
00:40:58,389 --> 00:40:59,857
This is unbelievable.
605
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:04,629
Welcome to my own
private museum, Mr. Hart.
606
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:07,498
This is a Mixtec
gold chest piece
607
00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:11,268
from the excavation
at Mont Albán in 1932.
608
00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:12,503
Later, if there is time,
609
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:13,771
you and I shall share
some cognac,
610
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:15,339
and I'll tell you how I got it.
611
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:16,941
Well, that should be cozy.
612
00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,943
You must have
some great stories.
613
00:41:18,944 --> 00:41:21,445
Move down there.
614
00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:24,749
That is my gold elephant.
615
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:29,019
Crafted centuries ago
on the Ivory Coast.
616
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,221
Exquisite.
617
00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:35,459
In 1543, that bracelet
618
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:38,328
was given to Francis I
of France.
619
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,831
The king gasped in amazement.
620
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,968
He couldn't take
his eyes away from it.
621
00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:46,403
[CHUCKLES]
622
00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:50,274
I see it has precisely the same
effect on you, Mr. Hart.
623
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:52,744
That's the beauty of gold.
624
00:41:56,481 --> 00:41:57,615
Down there,
625
00:41:57,616 --> 00:42:00,184
the gold lion from Calcutta.
626
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,152
Pieces from the Ming Dynasty.
627
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:06,190
And, oh, one of
my favorites coming up.
628
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:09,794
A slender,
solid-gold Venus de Milo.
629
00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,863
Isn't she lovely?
630
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:17,067
Forgive my, uh, silence,
but, uh...
631
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,703
Oh. I know.
632
00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,271
Words fail you.
633
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:27,912
I'll go to the other side
of the truck and distract them.
634
00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,615
Then you can do your number.
635
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,421
What is all of this worth?
636
00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:39,657
I'm not a seller of gold.
637
00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,626
What do I care
about a gold market?
638
00:42:41,627 --> 00:42:44,028
I am a collector...
639
00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:45,230
an artist.
640
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,966
Well, if your interest in gold
641
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:51,135
is, uh, purely aesthetics
642
00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:52,369
and artistic...
643
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:53,938
as you claim,
644
00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:56,707
then why did you pull off
that gold robbery in London?
645
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,176
Oh. You know about that?
646
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:02,046
Gold bricks.
That's not very artistic.
647
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:05,115
An artist needs
supplies, Mr. Hart.
648
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:06,583
I sculpt in gold.
649
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,985
Let me show you something
650
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,655
that tops everything
you've seen so far.
651
00:43:10,656 --> 00:43:12,824
These are my creations.
652
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,094
You did these?
653
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,697
Yes, Mr. Hart.
654
00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:21,266
Napoleon...
655
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,736
Alexander...
656
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:30,175
Nero.
657
00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:33,577
I call this series
"Men of Power."
658
00:43:33,578 --> 00:43:35,980
It's worth millions.
Oh.
659
00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:37,782
It's interesting how quickly
660
00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:39,885
artists speak of money.
661
00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:43,254
What is that going to be?
662
00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:46,456
That's a work in progress.
663
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,758
My...
664
00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:49,895
pièce de résistance,
if you will.
665
00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:57,935
Part of your, uh,
series of "Men in Power"?
666
00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:01,138
Now that I have the gold
from the barbell...
667
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,641
I can complete my statue.
668
00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:08,045
Take a look at this.
Look at this.
669
00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:10,514
Where did you get that?
From the Harts' house.
670
00:44:10,515 --> 00:44:12,082
Hey, this is valuable.
Yeah.
671
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:15,319
Autographed by
the '52 Brooklyn Dodgers.
672
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,621
Jackie Robinson, Carl Furillo,
673
00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:19,924
Ralph Branca.
Remember Ralph Branca?
674
00:44:19,925 --> 00:44:23,928
Ah, in 1952, I was still
playing with blocks.
675
00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:26,164
♪ ♪
676
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:41,079
[WHISTLES]
677
00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:56,426
Good work, Vince.
678
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,029
I'm almost ashamed of how much
pleasure that gave me.
679
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,966
Let's go in the house,
around back.
680
00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:06,136
Isn't this sheer delight?
681
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:09,907
Yes. I must say that, uh...
682
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:11,441
I can't argue with you.
683
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:16,246
And yet I detect a sort of
disapproval on your part.
684
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:19,416
Perhaps you think
I'm demented. Insane.
685
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,919
Those are your words, not mine.
686
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,789
There is, uh, one thought
687
00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,723
that does occur to me.
688
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,458
Yes?
689
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,427
Well, this, uh...
690
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:32,129
private museum...
691
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:35,132
is, uh, enjoyed, is worshipped
692
00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:38,535
by one man...
and only one man.
693
00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:40,004
You share it with no one.
694
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:42,572
On the contrary, Mr. Hart.
695
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,009
If that was true,
I would be out of my mind.
696
00:45:45,010 --> 00:45:46,443
Of course I share it.
697
00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:49,179
I don't think
I quite understand.
698
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:51,548
Sometimes I'm overcome
by the desire
699
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:53,118
of showing my museum.
700
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,287
To see its effect
on people is wonderful.
701
00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:58,990
Wonderful.
702
00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:03,560
Occasionally, I show it off.
703
00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:07,564
Then after my guests
have seen the museum...
704
00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:08,632
I kill them.
705
00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:10,101
♪ ♪
706
00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,617
Mr. Teppman...
707
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,220
how long do you expect
this fantasy to last?
708
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:34,058
Nothing lasts forever, Mr. Hart.
709
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,792
Least of all you.
710
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,895
You mean, uh...
711
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,964
you're canceling the cognac?
712
00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:42,067
I mean, I'm canceling you.
713
00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:47,172
[RATTLING]
714
00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:50,508
[FIRING]
715
00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:06,190
I got him, Jonathan.
716
00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:08,026
Thanks, Vince.
Let's go.
717
00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:12,930
Darling...
718
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:15,199
Did I ever compliment you
on your perfect timing?
719
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,903
Yes. But never
in public.
720
00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:27,811
♪ ♪
721
00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,580
Here's to the gold barbell
on its way back to England.
722
00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:34,651
To become plain old
gold bricks again.
723
00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:36,653
And all those gold treasures
are being returned
724
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,188
to their native countries.
725
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,124
The best part of it all
is that Noel Teppman's
726
00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:41,791
gonna spend the rest
of his life in prison.
727
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,161
I'll drink to that.
Hey, I've got a great idea
728
00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:45,629
for you, Vince.
What's that?
729
00:47:45,630 --> 00:47:47,464
Well, while he's in prison,
you could set up
730
00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:50,667
a weightlifting program for him.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
731
00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:52,069
He could use some firming up.
732
00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:53,703
He'll sure have the time.
733
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,372
[CHUCKLES]
[DOOR CLOSES]
734
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,008
[CHUCKLES]
735
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,077
JONATHAN:
Oh.
736
00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:02,612
Ah, Max. Don't tell me.
I know what it is.
737
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:04,448
Muhammad Ali has come
out of retirement,
738
00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:06,016
and you're his first opponent?
739
00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:09,486
Max, the Great White Hopeless.
[CHUCKLES]
740
00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:12,189
Do you guys know
how many calories there are
741
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,490
in that champagne?
742
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:16,260
But, Max. This is
a special occasion.
743
00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,562
Let me give you
a professional tip, Max.
744
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:20,630
It's best to go easy at first.
745
00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:21,999
Two miles is good.
746
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,001
Two miles! Who said anything
about two miles?
747
00:48:24,002 --> 00:48:25,535
I'm up to two blocks.
748
00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:27,138
[ALL LAUGHING]
749
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:29,606
What's to laugh at?
750
00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:30,774
They're long blocks.
751
00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:32,309
[BARKS]
752
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,144
Well, I can't be
lollygagging around.
753
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:35,779
I gotta pump some water.
754
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:38,415
The dishwasher's on the fritz.
755
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,151
[ALL LAUGHING]
756
00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:48,526
♪ ♪
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