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♪ ♪
NARRATOR: This is my boss, Jonathan Hart, a self-made millionaire.
He's quite a guy.
This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.
She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself.
By the way, my name is Max.
I take care of both of them,
which ain't easy,
'cause when they met, it was murder.
♪ ♪
[WHIMPERS]
♪ ♪
JENNIFER: As chairpersons
for the Heart Association fundraiser this year,
my husband and I wanted to give
the committee members a little thank you.
And this'll do just perfectly.
What do you think, Max?
Looks good enough to eat.
[CHUCKLES]
And here are the others.
Oh. Thank you, Oscar.
You're welcome, ma'am. [SIGHS]
I must admit, I was a little nervous yesterday
when you told me they hadn't arrived yet.
Yes, I was a bit concerned too.
So I called our chocolatier in Zurich,
and he assured me that they were on their way.
And, well, here they are.
And what a lovely gift,
especially since tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
Yes.
I won't be a moment.
MAX: Hey, Mrs. H.
How about getting something for the holidays?
JENNIFER: Oh, Max.
What about our diets?
Just a sample
to kind of get in the spirit of things.
[SCOFFS]
There is no spirit in chocolate, Max.
Only calories.
BITTERSWEET: Oscar?
You will be able to deliver
Mrs. Hart's chocolates this afternoon?
I'll do my best, ma'am.
Oscar says he can manage.
Oh, Mrs. Bittersweet, we've changed our minds.
Uh, we're traveling that way anyway,
and you're busy, so we'll drop them off ourselves.
♪ ♪
My caramels are the best I've ever eaten.
Don't like the nougats though.
Very poor texture.
MAN: Oscar.
I see we have a new shipment.
Very nice.
Hm.
Steiner does do beautiful work.
♪ ♪
Where is it?
I don't know.
Well...
Is this the only piece?
There were three others,
but this is the one that was coded, you see?
I see...
nothing.
Now, bring me the others!
The woman with the chauffeur!
Stop them,
and get those pieces now!
I don't know what happened!
You want me to go, Mr. Krump?
No.
No.
Let's see how...
Let's see how Oscar handles this.
♪ ♪
JENNIFER: Oh, this is perfect.
It's almost noon. You'll drop me at the park.
Jonathan and I will run an hour while you deliver the hearts.
You trust me with all them chocolate hearts, Mrs. H?
[LAUGHS]
I have great faith in you, Max.
♪ ♪
[TIRES SQUEALING]
What's with that guy, trying to pass me on a circle.
Be careful.
I don't wanna have to do open-heart surgery.
Well, with guys like that, I wish I was driving a tank.
There's the park.
Go in here.
What's the matter with you?
You nuts?
Okay, Max, I'll see you in about an hour.
So long, Max.
Either we got our signals crossed...
or that is the most expensive jogging suit ever.
Darling, I'm sorry.
I did try to catch you, but, uh,
Uh-huh. I have this luncheon.
So I won't I be able to trip the light fantastic today. Oh.
Do I detect a lack of commitment to our regime?
Now, how could say something like that?
As co-chairman of the Heart Fund, uh,
I can say that a healthy mind is a healthy body.
Or is it vice versa?
And when are you gonna jog?
Tonight. Oh.
After dinner. [LAUGHS]
I thought we could go toLa Scala. Oh!
Have a small dinner steak,
maybe a little pasta,
no dessert,
then home, early night.
You remember what the book said.
"Eat right,
eat light."
Man cannot jog on lettuce alone.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
We will celebrate with having dinner for we,
my valentine and me.
That's right. At home.
A nice healthy meal.
No after-dinner delights.
None at... Well...
I wouldn't go that far.
I'm sure we can find some small way
to satisfy your sweet tooth.
Oh, yeah?
I gotta go. [CHUCKLES]
Darling.
Yeah.
I just want you to know
that every day is Valentine's Day with you.
See you later.
♪ ♪
[MACHINERY CHUGGING]
Good night, Mr. Krump.
Good night, Irene. Good night.
Oh, Lester, taste the cherry fills.
They really are my forte.
No, thanks, Mr. Krump.
I don't know how you can resist.
I, uh...
I see you're empty-handed, Oscar.
Had some trouble.
An accident.
Oh, that's too bad.
I'm glad you weren't injured.
Um...
sit down.
Here.
Have a piece.
No. Ahem. Thanks.
Do you know where this woman lives?
[CHUCKLES] It's on the order.
But she's gonna deliver 'em to three other people.
Really.
I called Zurich.
OSCAR: Zurich?
What did they say?
Steiner says
he packed the sculpture himself personally...
and coded the box.
[CHUCKLES] I don't understand.
It is curious, isn't it?
You really must try one of the nougats. They're...
They're very special.
Yummy, aren't they?
It's a pity you weren't able to retrieve the chocolate hearts.
We have to be very careful...
or someone may s-s-s-suspect.
Someone...
is already suspect.
♪ ♪
Something you wanted to say, Oscar?
Hm.
Oscar seems to have eaten
something that disagreed with him.
Hm. I'd say them nougats are a real wipeout.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hello, Mother.
Hello, son.
What's the matter with Oscar?
Oh, I think his hypoglycemia is acting up again.
Oh, poor dear.
Too much chocolate isn't good for anyone.
We have to get those hearts back.
Who is that woman?
Oh, uh...
Name's, uh, Hart.
You think she and Oscar had somethin' cookin'?
A reasonable supposition.
Yeah, but what good would it do him?
Money, my friend.
She could always sell it back to us.
So...
if this Hart woman and Oscar share such a fondness for candy,
I think it only appropriate
we send her a box of my favorites...
for Valentine's Day.
[BOTH LAUGH]
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
Smells like sweets for the sweet.
Sweets?
Who would do such a thing?
May I remind you, Mrs. H,
that you just did it to three other people.
Oh, I know, but that was just a gesture.
I think you just got yourself a box full of gestures.
Cupid's arrow Has pierced my heart
I yearn for a day We'll never part
Do not let me forever pine Won't you be my valentine?
It ain't exactly Shakespeare, but it makes the point, I guess.
Jonathan wouldn't...
Would he?
♪ ♪
Max.
Just looking.
Mrs. H, don't you think that we could take
a short holiday from our diet
in honor of the holiday?
In a few days, that feeling will pass.
Believe me, you'll begin to feel thin.
You'll look terrific.
Maybe.
I just can't believe Jonathan would do such a thing
with our diets and all.
Darling, how could you believe
I would do such a thing with our diets and all?
Well, I'm sorry, but who else could it have been?
Well, you must have hundreds of men
who are secretly in love with you.
Darling, I think you're a little biased.
How could they resist?
I mean, you're beautiful,
intelligent, talented.
You're convincing me.
What about my cooking?
Your cooking, let me see if I can think back
about your cooking.
Jonathan.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I mean, this stuff is very tasty,
but what is it exactly?
Mm. You like it?
It's broccoli, steamed in skim milk and alfalfa sprouts,
and sprinkled with selected herbs.
I found it in an old cookbook:
Meals of 400 Calories or Less.
There's less? Mmm.
Oh, and that.
That is baked cottage cheese. Do you like it?
Delicious.
Mrs. H? Mm?
Don't you think because we've been so good tonight,
I mean, less than 400 calories,
that we could, uh, get a little reward?
Max.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. H.
On second thought,
maybe we should take that box of candy
and put it right there on the counter.
Sort of a...
A testament to our willpower.
♪ ♪
Why don't we talk about breakfast?
[CLOCK TOLLING]
Baked cottage cheese.
Eh, one piece won't kill me.
JENNIFER: Jonathan?
Yeah.
Jonathan?
What are you doing?
Uh, I couldn't sleep.
You're not, by any chance,
raiding the refrigerator, are you?
No, no. Just making myself a cup of tea.
No sugar.
Oh, good idea. I'll join you.
Would you like a stalk of celery with it?
Oh, no, thanks, darling.
Say...
maybe it's not such a terrific idea
that we have this candy around.
I mean...
why put ourselves under such pressure?
Well...
Doesn't bother me.
Jonathan.
No salt.
No salt.
♪ ♪
Nothing. The Hiatts don't have it.
KRUMP: Well...
there are two left.
Yeah.
So if it's not in one of them,
our heart problem...
could become terminal.
♪ ♪
Hm?
Good morning, darling.
Oh...
Good morning.
What's for breakfast?
Oh, I remember when you used to kiss me
before you asked me that.
That was before 400 Calories and Less.
[CHUCKLES]
How about breakfast in bed?
Uh-uh. Hm?
You won't have any energy for jogging.
Jogging? Mm-hm.
Can you do that in bed? No.
I'm afraid you have to do that in the street.
What will people say?
[CHUCKLING] Oh, Jonathan.
All right.
One, two, three, up.
How are you doing? Keeping up.
Keeping up.
I wonder what's going on at the Hiatts'?
I don't know, let's go in and find out.
[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
Jonathan, Jennifer. Good morning.
JENNIFER: How are you? JONATHAN: Anything wrong?
I guess not.
Oh, by the way, thanks loads for the valentine heart.
Monica and I thought it was great.
You're welcome.
I was beginning to think it was criminal
to send you all those calories.
You're not the only one.
What do you mean?
We had a break-in last night.
JENNIFER: You're kidding!
Well, did they take anything?
No, nothing. Nothing?
Unfortunately, there was a casualty.
Not Monica?
No, no, she's fine.
But your chocolate hearts...
they were smashed to pieces.
♪ ♪
LESTER: This is it, house number two.
The Hopkins place.
You know, Mr. Krump,
I don't understand what's going on.
Of course you don't.
No, no. What I mean is,
if this Hart woman and Oscar put the snatch on it,
why does she always give it away to somebody else?
Hm?
Very obvious, Lester.
Somebody else...
is in on it.
You think she's tasted her valentine yet?
If she has,
she'll be giving up chocolate.
Permanently.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
♪ ♪
[GIGGLES]
Well, we're awfully glad you liked it.
Besides being such good friends,
you both worked so hard for us that we just...
No, wait a minute. That's very strange.
Last night, the Hiatts were broken into.
And...
Well, no, they didn't take it.
They smashed it to bits and pieces.
I tell you what I'm gonna do, Lisa.
I'm gonna call that store,
and I'm gonna find out exactly what's going on.
I'll let you know when I do.
Sorry about this.
Buh-bye.
[FOOTSTEPS]
Well, how did that get there?
Must have jumped out of the box.
Oh... You don't... think I was gonna eat that.
Of course you wasn't.
Don't worry, I ain't gonna count the pieces.
Jonathan? Yes?
I just got off the phone with Lisa Hopkins
and guess what.
Don't tell me. She's got heart trouble too?
How did you know?
Sounds like the beginning of an epidemic.
A deliveryman from Mrs. Bittersweet's
came to her house and took back the hearts,
said there had been some sort of a mistake.
Do you believe that?
No, I don't.
I'd like to know what is going on.
Isn't it amazing how you and I think alike?
Now, let's take off and get down to that candy shop right away.
Right.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
Mrs. Bittersweet?
Hello, Mrs. Hart.
Oh, and this must be your husband, Mr. Hart.
I'm so pleased to meet you.
Thank you. It's my pleasure.
We wonder if we could have
a word with you, if you're not busy.
No, of course not. Come right in.
Sorry to intrude on you like this.
Oh, it's no intrusion at all.
I love company.
Please, come in.
Ah, thank you.
Sit down, please.
Could I get you some tea or something?
Oh, no, thank you.
What a charming room.
And aren't these wonderful clocks.
BITTERSWEET: Charming, aren't they?
I think of them as my children.
One or the other's always coming down with an affliction.
They're such a bother, but I do enjoy them so.
Please, sit down.
Please.
Thank you.
We came to, uh, talk to you about our hearts.
Your hearts? Yes.
Oh, your chocolate hearts, of course.
We're a little confused.
You see, one of the hearts was taken back this morning.
I don't understand, dear.
Well, neither do we.
Someone from your shop
came and took one of the hearts from one of our friends.
It couldn't have been anyone from our shop.
They wouldn't do such a thing.
They wouldn't? No, why would they?
Oh, they were designed especially for you.
Well, uh, last night, someone broke into the house
of one of our other friends that we gave the hearts to.
And, uh... Well, it was smashed.
[CHUCKLES]
Forgive me, but...
we might have a chocolate masher on our hands.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, this is a dreadful state of affairs.
I'd be only too happy to replace them for you,
but we don't have anything like it in the shop.
We don't want you to replace them, Mrs. Bittersweet.
It's, um, just that we thought that you might...
Well, these special sculptures
come all the way from Switzerland.
They do such original work in chocolate, don't you think?
And, uh, we just do the everyday chocolates.
But they're delicious.
My son Spencer
has a wonderful touch with chocolate.
I'm sure he does.
Would you take a couple
of nice boxes in exchange for the hearts?
Oh, no. No, thank you.
We have all the chocolate we need.
Well... you'd make me feel a lot better. Please.
Oh, thank you anyway.
So glad to see you again. Glad to have met you, Mr. Hart.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Come back. We will.
Bye-bye. Bye.
Oh. How do you do?
JENNIFER: Oh, very well, thank you.
Who was that?
That's Mrs. Bittersweet's son.
He's the chocolate maker.
He looks like the chief taster to me.
Get in, I wanna show you something.
That's the Hart woman, isn't it?
I think so.
I found this on Mrs. Bittersweet's floor.
JONATHAN: Chocolate.
Mm-hm.
What's so unusual about finding a piece of chocolate
in a chocolate shop?
This is a piece of a heart.
Still alive, huh?
She must not share my sweet tooth after all.
Um, those people that just left, Irene,
what did they want?
They were up to see your mother, Mr. Krump.
[FREEWAY BARKING]
Don't you know chocolate is bad for dogs?
[SNEEZES, BARKS]
If I ain't getting any, neither are you.
[BARKS]
That's easy for you to say.
You got an excuse.
You could always say, "I don't know no better."
Plus we could always blame it all on you.
[SNEEZES, BARKS]
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
Saved by the bell.
[BARKS] Shh!
Forget ya even saw it.
Come on in.
Who do you say called you?
I don't know.
They just said the refrigerator needed checking out.
Must be Mrs. H.
Did she tell you what was wrong?
Something about the temperature being off.
It's possible.
We haven't been feeding it too well lately.
[CHUCKLES]
Come on in.
Well, there she is, doctor.
You can see she looks a little down in the door.
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
Be right back.
JENNIFER: Ah.
Max, we're sorry. We forgot the key.
How'd you make out?
Well, this, uh, candy business is a little sticky.
None of it's sticking to me.
By the way, the guy is here to fix the fridge.
I didn't know anything was wrong with it.
You didn't call him?
No, not me.
Well, what's he doing here?
Let's go see.
Care for a glass of milk with your candy?
Jonathan, watch...
Let's just relax for a minute.
You two...
why don't you join us?
Who are you?
I'll ask the questions.
Where is it?
Where's what?
You know what I mean.
Don't be cute.
There's no rush.
Care for a piece?
Uh, no. He's on a diet.
What do you say we get some answers?
JONATHAN: Answers?
Answers to what?
Now, listen.
I got all the time in the world.
[GROANS]
Boy, when I think of how close I came
to eating that stuff...
Me too.
Me too.
Max, uh, would you fix us some coffee, please?
Right, Mr. H. Thanks.
Gentlemen.
Tell me, do you have any idea who he is?
Yes, Mr. Hart. We know exactly who he was.
Who?
He was with Interpol, Mrs. Hart.
Interpol?
Who are you?
Randolph.
Uh, Mr. Randolph is, uh, with the government.
What government?
[BOTH CHUCKLE] Ours.
Oh, that's very reassuring.
Would you mind telling us what is going on?
Ah, it's nothing you should concern yourself with, Mr. Hart.
JONATHAN: A man died in our kitchen
from an overdose of candy intended for us.
And we shouldn't concern ourselves over that?
And he was one of the good guys.
I understand your anxiety,
and I would certainly like to relieve it.
Would you relieve it?
This is a very sensitive matter, Mr. Hart.
Oh, we're very sensitive to dying.
Please, sit down.
[CLEARS THROAT]
This case has a national-security overtone.
I'm... I can't even discuss it with the lieutenant.
You're going to have to do better than that, Mr. Randolph.
Please don't press me.
I'd like to be more specific, but believe me, I can't.
This all-consuming interest in our chocolate hearts
wouldn't have anything to do with it, would it?
We've been on this case a long time, Mrs. Hart.
JONATHAN: Well, I'm not going to ask what you're after.
I suppose you do know that one of our other friends
has the remaining heart.
Oh, trust me.
Your friends will be perfectly safe.
I can see that.
♪ ♪
How long does that have to stay here?
I would think a couple of days.
Are you interested in lunch?
No thanks, darling.
What are we gonna do about Roberta Geller?
We're responsible for sending her the other heart.
We're not just going to sit here
until somebody maybe just tries to kill her.
If we're gonna be forced into this cops-and-robbers game,
the least we can do is get the heart back from Roberta.
And let them try and get it back from us.
You read my mind.
I want to thank you so much for the present.
It was totally charming.
Oh, it... Well, it was really Jonathan's idea.
And you know, he never had a chance to see it.
That's right, I didn't.
Uh, you don't still have it around?
I'd love to take a peek.
Well, I-I-I really...
Did you eat it already?
I don't eat chocolate.
I can't.
I'm allergic to it.
Oh.
Oh, I wish that was my problem.
Well, in that case, why don't you let us
take it back, and we'll get you something you like?
Oh, it's okay. I gave it to Herbie.
Herbie?
Little Herbie.
Oh, is, uh, Herbie around anywhere?
No, he's at the playground.
Do you wanna know if he has it with him?
Yes. Does he? Yes, he does.
Why are you all asking about it?
You mean, there was someone else here?
Well, that very large man from your office.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes. The, um...
large man from our office.
Well, um...
he sort of does everything.
He's what you would call, um...
What would you say, darling?
Uh, an expediter.
Yes, he's sort of an expediter.
I see.
JONATHAN: Where's the playground?
Uh, it's, uh, four blocks down on Montrose.
Is something wrong?
Uh, no.
No, no. Nothing's wrong.
Thanks very much for the coffee, Roberta.
Darling.
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
Herbie, I told you,
I don't wanna kiss you,
and I don't wanna be your valentine.
Why not?
I asked you nice.
You spit when you talk,
and you're always pinching me.
If I don't pinch ya anymore, will you?
What's in the box?
If you promise to be my valentine,
I'll let ya have it.
Don't worry, you won't be sorry.
Okay, but no kissing
unless I like it.
You got that for me, Herbie?
Yeah.
"From our hearts to yours."
Why does it say that?
They misspelled it.
Hm.
Do I get to have all of it?
It's supposed to be for both of us.
Then I'm not kissing.
That's not very fair, Marilee.
What a lovely heart.
Would you care to negotiate a trade?
What's "negotiate"?
We ain't tradin'.
I have so much ice cream and no chocolate.
How much ice cream?
Oh, the whole wagon full.
Herbie, you gave me the hearts,
and I want them.
Sorry, mister.
Ice cream doesn't make it on Valentine's Day.
Give me that heart, little girl.
Hey, I told you, we're not tradin'.
Lester. JONATHAN: I wouldn't Lester.
Come on.
Come on.
LESTER: Come on, kid.
Give me the hearts.
Come on, Herbie!
Hey!
Let's go!
Hey, Herbie...
ya okay?
Oh, yeah. Hi, Mr. Hart.
Climb on down.
You know, I just didn't wanna trade with those guys.
Oh, I understand. I don't wanna trade with you, either.
I just wanna take a look at the hearts.
It's broken.
Goodbye forever, Herbie Geller.
Wait, we could still eat it!
Hey, Herbie, let me give you a tip.
Yeah? Yeah.
Hey, Marilee.
Hey, Marilee!
Well, this is not a bomb, that's for sure.
Look at this.
JENNIFER: It's...
It's a little bird.
It's a cuckoo.
♪ ♪
I still don't understand
why they gave it to somebody else,
and then went to all that trouble to get it back.
I admit I don't understand their ploy myself.
And letting that kid have it.
We'll negotiate with these people,
and then I want them eliminated.
And this time...
with something more reliable than a box of candy.
Darling, shouldn't we be looking
for Mrs. Bittersweet's largest son?
We will...
as soon as we find out why one of her cuckoos
was nesting in our chocolates.
Nary a chirp.
Let me have the fingernail file.
Darling...
don't you think we should get that...
government man to handle this?
I don't like the way he handles anything.
What do we do if Mrs. Bittersweet comes home?
We'll tell her we're members of the Audubon Society.
Darling...
do you notice anything strange about these clocks?
They don't tick.
Shine that on there, will you?
Look at that.
What is it?
Solid-state mechanism.
Genuine Swiss movement.
Darling...
shine that up there, will you?
I think we may have found a perch
for our little bird.
Well...
I'm relieved we found a home for our little friend,
but now what?
[CLOCKS TICKING AND CHIMING]
I thought Mother went out.
She did.
Wow.
JONATHAN: Looks like a rerun of The Invisible Man.
What is it?
It's not the Dow Jones closing.
Must be some sort of a code.
I think our canary has come home to roost.
What it is, is not really important
unless you have an interest in these matters.
Give... that... to me.
I've always had a soft spot for espionage.
Oh, yes.
And it shows.
Tell me, are there other viewers hooked up
to your closed-circuit programming?
The entire Western states.
You mean, your agents can just...
sit home and watch their messages on television?
[CHUCKLING] Oh, yes, Mrs. Hart.
How do I subscribe?
Your viewing days are over.
Move.
Would you like to make a deal?
Mr. Hart,
you're not in a bargaining position.
Now, move.
You don't really think that we walked into this cuckoo's nest
without any backup, do you?
Don't try to bluff me.
If we don't walk out of here in three minutes...
Randolph and his men will be all over this house.
Randolph...
Lester, check the street.
Lester,
uh, don't expect them to be standing out there
with signs on their backs.
You have, I would say, about, um...
2 minutes and 32 seconds.
What does your watch say, darling?
Oh, uh, my watch says...
[SCRATCHING AT DOOR]
Uh...
Randolph's watch was always a little fast.
Spencer! Mother!
JONATHAN: I'm sorry, ma'am,
but I'm afraid your son is a spy.
And a pretty stupid one at that.
Freeze!
You managed to bungle everything, Spencer.
I'm sorry, Mother.
Don't "Mother" me.
JONATHAN: Well, well, well...
Mrs. Bittersweet.
A little more bitter than sweet.
You think you can manage
to eliminate the right people this time?
But what about Randolph?
What about him?
H-he's waiting outside.
BITTERSWEET: Highly unlikely.
Pay attention this time, Spencer.
Downstairs.
You heard my mother.
Mr. Hart.
Darling, uh...
look at this.
Oh, yes.
This is where you make all those wonderful chocolates.
Here, uh...
have a nibble, Mrs. Hart.
Oh, no, no, no. I... I couldn't.
Spencer, don't dally.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, Mrs. Bittersweet,
we don't want you going anywhere.
Yeah, stay right there.
I didn't have a chance to wish you
a happy Valentine's Day.
JONATHAN: Well, if it isn't a chocolate-covered nut.
Well...
little late for a valentine,
but you'll make a lovely Easter egg.
♪ ♪
JONATHAN: Darling,
that was really delicious.
JENNIFER: Oh, thank you.
Terrific.
What do you call it, Mrs. H?
[CHUCKLES]
Bacon and eggs, Max.
Oh, yeah. I thought I recognized the taste.
Uh, Max,
uh, have you got everything ready?
Everything's set, Mr. H.
What?
Nothing.
By the way,
that reminds me.
What was it you said
to little Herbie in the park?
Well, I just said to him
to tell that little girl
what every woman wants to hear.
Oh.
Three little words?
Yeah.
"I love you."
Oh.
How many little girls did you get with that line?
The only one I ever wanted.
Oh.
Mm.
Now... what is Valentine's Day
without a little something from the heart, hm?
What?
Max, you ready?
Aw. MAX: On its way.
[WHISTLES] Come on, Freeway.
Come on, come on. Awww.
[LAUGHING] Attaboy.
From Freeway?
From your valentine.
Oh.
Oh.
[CHUCKLES]
"This certificate entitles the bearer
to a year's supply of love and kisses."
Isn't that sweet.
Yeah, the, uh,
subscription is renewable after a year.
Ah.
Remind me to collect on it every day.
Oh, yeah?
Believe me, I won't forget.
I'll hold you to that.
Go on, get out of here, Freeway.
Go on. Go on.
[GIGGLES]
Now, will you close your eyes?
Oh.
Come on.
[SIGHS]
There you are.
[GASPS]
Oh, Jonathan.
A ruby reminder.
You're all heart.
♪ ♪
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