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Fuck.
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Fuck!
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Fuck! Fuck, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Sir!
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Mr. Duffy!
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Sorry, boys.
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I finally got my letter
from Penguin Publishing.
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- Yes, Bernard.
- Did they accept your novel?
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My fingers still hurt from all the
submissions you made us mail out.
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Yeah, um, I don't know.
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I'm... I'm too nervous to open it,
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so would you, please, Bernard?
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Okay.
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You can go... you can go faster.
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"Thank you for giving us
the opportunity
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to consider
the enclosed material."
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Okay, so far so good.
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"Although it shows
great promise...
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We regret that we are unable
to publish it at this time."
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It's okay, Mr. Duffy.
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Sorry, Mr. Duffy.
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It said "great promise."
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That's what they say
when something's bad, Bernard.
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That's what you said
in my report on The Aeneid.
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I'm sorry, Augie.
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It sucked.-
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- Oh, fuck.
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It's your
housewarming present, Craig.
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- I love it, there's just...
- Just so much of my butt.
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- And my butt cheeks.
- You hate it.
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- No, no, no!
- I love it!
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It's just a little risqué,
you know?
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If my grandma comes
or one of my friends.
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Ah, well, of course
your friends would hate it.
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- They hate everything I do.
- What are you talking about?
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- My friends love you.
- No, they don't.
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They think I'm trashy
and that my boobs are fake...
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Which they are, but
your friends don't know that.
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Who cares what anyone else
thinks, okay?
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You're my girl...
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and I want you
to move in with me.
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- - Wait, are you serious?
- Yeah.
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Look, I've dated a lot of women.
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A lot.
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Six different girls
asked me to prom,
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one of them my Spanish teacher.
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This is gonna circle back
to something romantic
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about me, right?
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I love you.
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And I've never said that
to anybody.
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Well, my mom,
and one time to LeBron James
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when I saw him
at the grocery store.
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Craig, I love you, too.
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Um...
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who took this photo?
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Fuck, I can't believe I'm 30.
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Well, that's not old.
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At 30, Meghan Markle was still
in her first marriage.
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Now, are you sure this has
to be a costume party?
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Yes, everybody has to dress up
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as their favorite
rom-com character.
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It's just, the English
don't really do theme parties.
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Unless the theme
is "simmering class conflict,"
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in which case
that's every party.
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- Oh, I got to take this.
- Hey, bitch.
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You ready for the best weekend
of your life?
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Oh, my God, yes.
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I'm on the red-eye tonight.
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I can't get out
of New York fast enough.
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Rough morning?
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Yeah, I have aquarium gravel
in my bra.
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I think I'll just leave it
at that.
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Oh, hmm.
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Let me guess: Does it have
something to do
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with your married boyfriend?
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Hey, you know,
you're very judgmental
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for a woman who dated the guy
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who organized the Fyre Festival.
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He said he knew Ja Rule!
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Anyway, I can't wait for you
to meet my new guy, Maya.
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He is a good one.
He's smart, he's funny.
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- He's not gay, for once.
- Ooh, I bet I'll love him.
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Hey, I hope
your morning gets better.
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Well, it couldn't get any worse.
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- Maya, you're late.
- Ted's looking for you.
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I got to go.
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That was abrupt.
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- Is your shirt wet?
- No, it's dry.
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It's normal.
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So how did Ted do at
the Bodo Latino breakfast?
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- Great.
- They loved his speech.
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Well, I guess it was
your speech.
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Did he try to sing Despacito?
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Yes, but I cut off his mic
before he got to the rap part.
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- That's my girl.
- Maya, you're late.
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So if it's not too much
of an inconvenience
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I need to see you in my office.
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You're 45 minutes late.
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I'm so sorry.
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I know I should have
woken you up
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but you were snoring so cute.
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No, no, this morning
was not cool.
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All those texts?
"Get out, she's coming."
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I felt like I was in
a horror movie.
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And the black people
always get murdered first.
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I know, I know, and I'm sorry.
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Liz never goes
to our apartment in the city
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but there's a crow trapped
in our chimney in Scarsdale.
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Okay, huge day ahead.
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I tried to sing Despacito
earlier, which did not go well.
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- Ted, we need to talk.
- Okay, shoot.
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I'm not doing this anymore.
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Your poor wife.
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- Hey, come on.
- We've been through this.
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My marriage is over.
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I've been sleeping
in the basement
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on the pool table for a year.
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Yeah, okay, but I still get
Christmas cards
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of you and your family
in matching sweaters.
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Yeah, those are bad.
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I love you, but I'm done.
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Wait, wait, come on.
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Hey.
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I'm done, too.
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That's why I'm gonna
tell her tonight.
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No, you're not.
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We're already enough of a cliché
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without you pretending you're
going to leave your wife.
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- No, no.
- Listen, listen.
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I... I didn't want
to say anything yet,
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but I've already hired a lawyer.
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My kids are away at video game
camp this weekend.
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All I got to do is tell her.
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Okay?
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I wanna be with you, Maya.
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Well, I want
to be with a senator,
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so stop kissing
your communications director
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and get back to work.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the captain has just illuminated
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the "fasten seatbelts" sign,
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as we are now
in our final approach
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to London Heathrow.
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Please be sure
to stow your tray tables...
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You're not supposed to turn
that on until we've landed.
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I'm waiting for an important
text from my boyfriend.
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Oh, your boyfriend.
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Then by all means,
crash the plane.
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You know, you didn't
have to come all the way
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down to Heathrow
just to have breakfast with me.
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- I didn't come for you.
- I came for your blood sugar.
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If I'm not here
you'll just have coffee
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and a chocolate bar.
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Dr. Oz says dark chocolate
has antioxidants,
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so the joke is on you.
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You know, I saw Salman
at masjid yesterday.
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Mm-hmm?
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I made sure to tell him
how well you are doing.
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I showed him one
of your paystubs.
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- Dad, don't do that.
- That's embarrassing.
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I pray for Salman.
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Imagine the tragedy
of having a son
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who is a comic book artist.
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I think it's cool
he's following his dream.
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Thank Allah your dream
was investment banking.
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Your mother would be so proud.
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Oh, no. We have got a situation
at the luggage counter.
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- Shrieking American?
- Always.
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It's always that.
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- I'm so sorry, ma'am.
- Tell me what happened.
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Okay, I have explained
three times...
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- I'll handle this.
- Hi. Please, I need my bag.
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I took the wrong one
off the carousel.
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- Calm down. Calm down, ma'am.
- Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
this is not
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my triple-XL Orlando t-shirt.
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Listen, I work in politics,
and that bag has
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some highly classified material
in it.
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- I'm sorry, can I help you?
- No, nothing.
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"Highly classified."
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Didn't realize Jack Ryan
flew commercial.
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- Oh, great, yeah.
- Pithy comments.
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That's exactly
what the situation needed.
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Look, don't worry, ma'am.
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We'll file a missing bag report
and call you within 48 hours.
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I'm gonna be back in New York
in 48 hours!
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I can't buy all new clothes!
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I don't understand
British sizes!
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Okay, okay.
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Uh, there is an unclaimed
baggage center offsite.
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Uh, I can't take you there
right now,
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but maybe my son can.
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What?
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Dad, I can't hang out at the airport
all day! I've got to go to work.
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Please?
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I feel like I misjudged you.
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- Only for Haroon.
- Thanks, man.
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Right, what does
your suitcase look like?
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Medium sized, black.
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Ah.
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It has wheels?
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So, what's your high-profile
job in New York?
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I work for a congressman
running for senate.
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A new day for New York.
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- What?
- That's a terrible slogan.
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- Who came up with that?
- I did.
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It's a great slogan.
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We tested it with
multiple demographics...
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Including male Indian voters...
And everybody loved it.
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- Look, I'm not Indian.
- I'm Pakistani.
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Oh, gosh, I am so sorry.
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You know, that's like
when people ask me,
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"Where are you from?"
220
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But what they really mean is,
"You look kind of black.
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Explain."-
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- So what do you do?
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I'm a...
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I'm an actor.
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- Ooh, cool.
- Are you in anything I know?
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- Uh, probably not.
- I mostly do theater.
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Shakespeare.
But modern stuff, too.
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Caryl Churchill,
Debbie Tucker Green.
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Ooh, have you ever been in
Mamma Mia!?
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- Ugh, I loved that show.
- No, not Mamma Mia!
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Definitely not Mamma Mia!
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Have you even seen it?
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No.
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So what do you think?
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What's the opposite
of goosebumps?
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- I think I've got that.
- Oh, come on!
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Colin Firth, Pierce Brosnan,
Meryl Streep.
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How does one film waste
so much talent?
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Excuse you, this is
Meryl Streep's greatest role.
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Oh, really? So not Sophie's
Choice or Kramer vs. Kramer?
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Sing one song
from either of those movies.
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You can't.
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You got me there.
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Maybe I only like it
'cause my mom and I saw it
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on Broadway a couple of months
before she died.
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Now do you think it's good?
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I'm sorry.
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I lost my mom too.
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How old were you?
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I was 12.
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20.
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It's more recent. Sadder.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Uh, they're private.
254
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:56,819
You all right?
255
00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,239
Have you ever had the feeling
256
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,989
you've gone down the wrong path?
257
00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:03,789
Like, somewhere along the line
you've made a bad choice
258
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:06,130
and now it's too late
to go back?
259
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,430
I feel like that
literally every day.
260
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,689
I'm not really an actor.
261
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:20,119
What?
262
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,079
But you are Pakistani,
though, right?
263
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,129
Yes, very.
264
00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:27,589
I'm an investment banker.
265
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,719
Why would you lie about that?
266
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,729
Well, I hate my job, and...
267
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,649
I've always wanted to act.
268
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,359
Still do, but...
269
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,199
I guess I kept making decisions
in my life
270
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,159
to please other people
and, like you said,
271
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,290
now it seems too late.
272
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,639
Oh, my God, this is my suitcase!
273
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,179
I've been sitting on it!
274
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:58,610
- What?
- I've been sitting on it!
275
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,789
Well, I'm off.
276
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:06,289
Uh, maybe one day
I'll be watching a play
277
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,289
in the West End
and you'll walk out onstage
278
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,049
and I'll be like,
"Hey, it's suitcase guy."
279
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,550
I hope you're right.
280
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,769
Next time,
put a pink ribbon on it.
281
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,729
So you know it's yours.
282
00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:20,649
Okay.
283
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,489
Well...
284
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,280
bye.
285
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,390
Damn, Ainsley.
286
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,239
- Hi.
- Oh.
287
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,619
You must be Maya.
I've been dying to meet you.
288
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,289
My name's Gemma.
I'm Ainsley's best friend.
289
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:34,759
Come on in.
290
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,599
Ainsley just nipped out to get some
last-minute bits for her birthday party.
291
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,059
- Make yourself at home.
- Oh.
292
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,569
- Oh, here, let me take those.
- It's for Ainsley.
293
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:45,319
Twinkies are her favorite and
they don't have them here, so...
294
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,659
- Oh, she's off sugar.
- She won't eat these.
295
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,999
Please, in college
she'd pound like ten of these
296
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,709
without even chewing.
297
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:54,209
Oh, were you at college
with Ainsley, too?
298
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:55,929
I always thought of Ainsley,
Duffy, and Craig
299
00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:57,219
as more of a trio.
300
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,769
No, there were
always four of us.
301
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:02,399
Forgive me, I just assumed.
302
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,359
You know, because they all
moved to London
303
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,319
and left you behind.
304
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,369
Well, we all did a semester here
305
00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:10,449
and wanted to move back
to London after graduation,
306
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:14,249
but I got a great job in
New York and decided to stay.
307
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,969
Good for you.
308
00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,679
I love my child too much
to work.
309
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,020
Hmm.
310
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:28,579
And, uh, how... how do you
and Ainsley know each other?
311
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,579
- Oh, I live across the street.
- Oh.
312
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,709
But our friendship transcends
being mere neighbors.
313
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:36,339
Ainsley saw me through a very...
314
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,719
dark time.
315
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,469
Oh.
316
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:42,309
We were renovating
our country home
317
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:46,029
and the bathroom tile I had
selected was discontinued.
318
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,949
She's an amazing person.
319
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:50,909
- Yeah, I agree.
- Me, too.
320
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,830
Well, you can't agree
if you said it.
321
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,559
Maya, you're here!
322
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,479
Ooh, gosh!
323
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,899
Oh, I'm so excited!
324
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,529
Oh, shit.
325
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,829
I'm not really eating sugar
right now.
326
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,369
That's okay.
327
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,999
Mm.
328
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,679
Mm.
329
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,179
Phew.
330
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,719
What do you think of my costume?
331
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,599
Are you a homeless man?
332
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,149
- If so, you nailed it!
- What? No.
333
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:29,279
Dude, I'm Lloyd Dobler
from Say Anything...
334
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,069
How do you not know that?
335
00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:32,829
I didn't spend all
of high school watching movies.
336
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,829
I played sports
and hooked up with girls.
337
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,419
That feels pointed.
338
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,839
Look, Craig...
339
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,889
I called you
for a pep talk, man.
340
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:44,429
I'm gonna tell Maya tonight.
341
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,109
- You sure?
- 'Cause she's still with Ted.
342
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,899
Yeah, and Ted's still
with his wife.
343
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,819
Look, how often
does Maya come to London?
344
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,409
I feel like it's now or never.
345
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,749
- Okay, dude.
- You got this.
346
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,209
You got this.
You've liked her for ten years.
347
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,179
She'd be lucky to be with you.
348
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,059
You're not some nerd
in a dorm anymore.
349
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,849
Well, actually, I still do
live in a dorm,
350
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,439
but thank you.
351
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,069
- - That's true.
- Craig?
352
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:12,239
- I got to go.
- You got this, my Duff.
353
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,449
All right,
appreciate it, brother.
354
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:15,289
Craig?
355
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:17,579
Why are you not dressed yet?
The party's about to start.
356
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,379
You look great.
357
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,629
Are you like a bar wench?
358
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:23,969
I'm Ella Enchanted, Craig.
359
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:27,649
Ella Enchanted.
How do you not know that?
360
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,279
Oh, damn it.
361
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,160
I was just kidding, Zara!
I knew what you were!
362
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,069
Craig!
363
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:52,239
Put your costume on!
364
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,990
Or don't, and we'll just say
you're Will Smith in Hitch.
365
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,709
That's Maya.
366
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:22,129
- Pretty.
- Horrible.
367
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:24,760
Quite.
368
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:30,229
- Duffy!
- Hi!
369
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:32,399
I'm so happy to see you.
370
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,069
- Me, too.
- You look so great.
371
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,949
No one gets my costume.
372
00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:39,249
Monica from Love & Basketball.
373
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,879
Yeah, we watched it
spring freshman year.
374
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,709
- Remember?
- Yeah, how could I forget?
375
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:45,759
We killed that box of wine
and then I had sex with Kyle.
376
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,889
Kyle, my roommate.
377
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:49,809
Right.
378
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:51,809
Hey, do you want
to go somewhere and talk?
379
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,029
Yeah, sure.
380
00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:54,279
Um, let me get us some drinks
381
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,609
and I'll meet you in the garden.
382
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:56,949
- Yes.
- No, yes, perfect.
383
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,659
Okay, uh, see you soon.
384
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,249
- Hey.
- Hey.
385
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,589
I'll have two of those.
386
00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:07,090
Oh, sorry.
387
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,949
Hi.
388
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,239
- Suitcase guy?
- Hi!
389
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,659
I can't believe you're here.
390
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,539
I was about to say
the same thing.
391
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,879
When I left the airport
I was thinking, "Wow",
392
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,549
"this guy helped me find my stupid
suitcase and I didn't even thank him,
393
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:28,849
and now I'm never gonna
see him again."
394
00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:31,389
- But here you are.
- Yep.
395
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:34,609
- So thank you.
- My name's Maya.
396
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:37,149
- - "Maya"?
- Oh, my God!
397
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,199
I was looking for you two!
398
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,999
Kash, this is
my best friend, Maya.
399
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,170
Maya, this is my boyfriend,
Kash.
400
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,319
Wait... wait, this is Kash?
401
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,149
- Your boyfriend Kash?
- Yes.
402
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,699
- Why are you so surprised?
- No, I'm not.
403
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,409
It's just, when you hear "Kash"
404
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,369
you think of, like,
a bad LA rapper.
405
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,709
Not, like, a nice ethnic Kash
with a "K."
406
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,799
Ooh, Maya.
407
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,639
Kash's father works
at the airport.
408
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,439
Maybe he could help you find
that cute guy you met there.
409
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,019
Uh, I don't remember
mentioning anything about that.
410
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,939
- Are you insane?
- You were gushing.
411
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:20,199
She called him "Ryan Gosling
dipped in caramel."
412
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,619
- What? No.
- Yeah, you did.
413
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,459
You also said, "Super hot.
Bangable."
414
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:26,339
I did not say that.
415
00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:28,469
Uh, that's... that's very nice.
416
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:31,099
Big M!
417
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,389
Craig. I so hate that nickname.
418
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,729
Have you met Kash?
419
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,149
- We just met.
- Craig set us up.
420
00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,739
They work at Goldman together.
421
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:41,739
Kash was recently promoted
to vice president
422
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:44,209
of middle market
leveraged buyout lending.
423
00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:48,000
I have no idea what that means,
but I love how fancy it sounds.
424
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,799
- So is Zara here?
- I'd love to meet her.
425
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,229
Yes, will you go over
and talk to her?
426
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,689
She's gonna make me leave
before I even get buzzed,
427
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,689
'cause she thinks my friends
don't like her.
428
00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:00,239
It is not that.
429
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,159
We just don't want to get
attached to another girl
430
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,329
you end up dumping
after a couple months.
431
00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:07,879
- Not this one.
- We're moving in together.
432
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,169
What?
433
00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:11,339
- Mate, congrats!
- That's awesome.
434
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:13,759
Maybe in a decade or two,
I'll be ready to get married.
435
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,769
Well...- -
436
00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:17,189
- All right, come on.
This calls for a celebration.
437
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,609
Let's go. Toasts? Yes.
438
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:20,109
- Can you believe?
- Champagne.
439
00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:22,029
Isn't Kash great?
440
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:24,749
He is.
441
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,329
Maya, you are
the perfect woman for me.
442
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:29,799
You're beautiful. You're smart.
443
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,219
We're both allergic
to the same tree nuts.
444
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,929
And I've been in love
with you for a long time.
445
00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,560
I keep having these dreams...
446
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:44,119
- Oh, hi.
- What are you doing?
447
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,409
- Uh, nothing.
- Sorry.
448
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:46,959
Sorry about this. Sorry.
449
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,960
Stop, stop, stop!
450
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:51,969
So what's up?
451
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,429
Have you seen
my husband, Quentin?
452
00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:54,969
Sometimes when
he's been overserved,
453
00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:56,469
he falls asleep in shrubs.
454
00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:58,229
It reminds him
of his childhood in Kenya.
455
00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:01,779
Yeah, no, I haven't seen him.-
456
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,199
- Is Maya in there?
- Yes.
457
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,659
She's reminiscing very loudly
with all your friends.
458
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,669
Oh, cool.
459
00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:11,169
Well, if you see her could...
Could you not tell her
460
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:14,849
I'm out here, but maybe imply
that I'm out here?
461
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,639
Are you that man
from Say Anything?
462
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,479
Yes, yes, you're the first
person to get that.
463
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,979
I am.
464
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:23,489
Are you trying
to seduce someone like this?
465
00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:26,579
- No, yeah...
- No I'm just chilling.
466
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,909
Good, because that
would be pitiful.
467
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:30,789
- Yeah, totally.
- I agree.
468
00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:33,470
Yeah.
469
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,679
- Oh, hey.
- Hi again.
470
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,189
Are you waiting for the loo?
471
00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:24,110
Me, too.
472
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,499
I didn't actually say you were caramel
Ryan Gosling. Oh, you don't have to...
473
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,209
I mean, I said those words,
474
00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:37,429
but I was exaggerating
for storytelling purposes.
475
00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:38,849
Of course.
476
00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:41,559
Compared to Ryan Gosling,
I'm grotesque.
477
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,899
I actually said Brian Gosling.
478
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,689
Yeah, you wouldn't know him.
479
00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:48,029
He's an American celebrity
known for his average looks.
480
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:50,240
Oh, right, okay.
481
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,049
That stuff about hating my job
and wanting to give it all up
482
00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:01,639
to be an actor, do you mind
not telling Ainsley?
483
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,899
- Oh, I would never.
- Already forgotten.
484
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:06,189
Thanks, I appreciate it.
485
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:09,369
- Sorry, sorry.
- Fell asleep on the loo.
486
00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:11,449
Not my fault. I was overserved.
487
00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:13,830
Wow.
488
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:22,219
- I'll come back.
- I'm just...
489
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,520
- Oh, yeah, cool.
- Okay.
490
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:28,699
Hey.
491
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,529
Why are you calling me?
I said I would call you.
492
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,120
- - Did you tell her?
- Hold on.
493
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,719
Uh, Maya,
I was going to, I swear.
494
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,099
Oh, my God.
495
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,969
But you changed your mind.
496
00:25:42,970 --> 00:25:46,439
No, no, did you see
the new Quinnipiac poll?
497
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,399
We're up by three points.
498
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,409
Holy shit.
499
00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:53,789
I bet it was that Politico
video you did on fair housing.
500
00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:56,539
Yeah, the one
that you made me do.
501
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:59,879
- This is all you, Maya.
- I can't believe it.
502
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,509
We could actually win.
503
00:26:01,510 --> 00:26:03,639
I don't love that
my communications director
504
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,519
can't believe I could
actually win, but yeah.
505
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,399
We're so close.
That's why I... you know.
506
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,869
Can't tell her now.
507
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,329
It could jeopardize
the whole campaign.
508
00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:16,539
Right, but as soon as we win.
509
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:19,089
I swear to God, okay?
510
00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:21,379
I love you.
511
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:24,889
I know.
512
00:26:24,890 --> 00:26:28,480
- Look, I got to go.
- Okay, bye.
513
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,299
Hey, were you waiting
for me out front?
514
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,600
Because I was out back.
515
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,910
It's amazing.
516
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,540
Nice!
517
00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:10,319
I'm never going
to a costume party again.
518
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,439
One guy thought
I was Scottie Pippen.
519
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,029
I thought it was fun!
520
00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,829
Although, nobody used
the official hashtag.
521
00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:18,289
I mean, was hashtag "Ainsley's
totally awesome 30th"
522
00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:20,499
"rom-com birthday bash" so hard
to add to your photos?
523
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,129
Yeah, it was so fun.
524
00:27:22,130 --> 00:27:24,219
Except for the three hours
I spent outside.
525
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,719
Still waiting on that drink.
526
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,559
- Oh, I know.
- I'm so sorry, Duffy.
527
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,529
You weren't really
waiting outside for me
528
00:27:31,530 --> 00:27:33,239
for, like, three hours,
were you?
529
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,989
Oh, no, no.
530
00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:37,369
Yeah, there was, like,
tons of people out there and...
531
00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:40,329
Yeah, people started saying, like,
"Yeah, the real party is out here, so"...
532
00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:42,499
- Like, who said that?
- Uh, yeah, I don't know.
533
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,879
Just people, so...
But the point is,
534
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,219
I was having a great time.
535
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:47,009
I wasn't just out there
on my own
536
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:48,849
or waiting for Maya, so... Craig,
can you help me out here?
537
00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:51,439
- Craig?
- Get off of your phone.
538
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,689
Really? Facebook? Are you 60?
539
00:27:53,690 --> 00:27:56,699
- Okay, sorry.
- Sorry, sorry.
540
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,199
No more phone.
541
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,959
So, how long are you here for?
542
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,339
- Oh, she's staying forever.
- Mm.
543
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:05,679
Come on, can't you just stay
for a little while?
544
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,599
- Like, just until I die?
- I know, I'd love to.
545
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,849
But I have to get back tomorrow.
546
00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:11,099
Ted has a thing.
547
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,519
Yeah, a wife.
548
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,739
- Oh, ha, ha, ha.
- Hilarious.
549
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:16,699
I forgot how funny bankers are.
550
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,239
Oh.
551
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,749
Actually, Kash is really funny.
552
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,669
- Sometimes he sends me memes.
- What?
553
00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:22,999
No. No, he's not.
554
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,589
I'm the funny one in the office.
555
00:28:24,590 --> 00:28:27,139
Everyone's always like,
"Do Denzel!
556
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,719
"Do Denzel!" And I'm like...
557
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,639
I see you.
558
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,149
- My man.
- God.
559
00:28:32,150 --> 00:28:34,069
It genuinely upsets me
when you do that.
560
00:28:34,070 --> 00:28:35,739
- It's not bad.
- It's terrible.
561
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:37,199
- It's great.
- I do not like that.
562
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,909
Uh, speaking of Kash,
what's the deal?
563
00:28:39,910 --> 00:28:43,459
- Is he serious?
- Oh, who knows?
564
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,050
I mean, the last thing I want
to do is rush into anything.
565
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,110
They're ready for you.
566
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,159
Ms. Jones! Ms. Jones!
567
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,789
Are the rumors true?
568
00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,669
Sadly, yes.
569
00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:07,089
As of this morning,
Senator Spencer and his wife
570
00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,679
have officially separated.
571
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,759
They ask that you respect
their privacy
572
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,980
during this trying time.
573
00:29:16,150 --> 00:29:17,240
Ms. Jones!
574
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,709
Oh, my God. What's wrong?
575
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:25,169
Oh, no.
576
00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:26,919
You're not having
second thoughts, are you?
577
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,009
'Cause now would be
a really weird time to dump me.
578
00:29:29,010 --> 00:29:31,469
No, I just never thought
it would happen.
579
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:33,229
You actually did it,
580
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:35,649
and now I get to take
my handsome senator boyfriend
581
00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:37,899
to my best friend's wedding
in London,
582
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:40,029
the most beautiful city
in the world.
583
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,909
Hey, you're dating
a New York senator.
584
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,499
So if anyone asks,
your favorite city is Utica.
585
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:48,299
I'm so stupidly happy.
586
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:50,259
I just hope
your friends like me.
587
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,009
They won't.-
588
00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:55,980
- But we have the rest
of our lives to work on that.
589
00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:03,999
Okay, I'll send a car for 8:00.
590
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,669
- You got it, Senator.
- Bye.
591
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:09,210
Bye.
592
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,169
Oh, my God,
are you watching this?
593
00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:31,969
Is this something
about The Bachelor?
594
00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:33,599
I told you, black people
don't watch that.
595
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,269
No, it's Ted! Turn on the news!
596
00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:38,729
He was having an affair!
597
00:30:38,730 --> 00:30:41,949
Details coming in now on a breaking story.
It was revealed today
598
00:30:41,950 --> 00:30:44,329
that newly-elected senator
Ted Spencer
599
00:30:44,330 --> 00:30:46,329
has been involved
in an extramarital affair.
600
00:30:46,330 --> 00:30:48,749
Oh, God.
601
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,459
Sources report the woman at
the center of the scandal
602
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:52,179
is one of the senator's
employees.
603
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:54,299
Just moments ago
her identity was confirmed.
604
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,889
Oh, no.
605
00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:58,809
Kaylee Haskins,
an NYU sophomore.
606
00:30:58,810 --> 00:31:00,729
Haskins worked for Spencer
and his wife
607
00:31:00,730 --> 00:31:02,239
as a dog walker.
608
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,079
No comment! No comment!
609
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,579
Have some respect! I'm at work!
610
00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:09,539
Kaylee, how long
has it been going on?
611
00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:11,300
Fuck.
612
00:31:14,510 --> 00:31:16,309
Kaylee, tell your story!
613
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:17,640
Stop!
614
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,439
Ooh!
615
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,869
She said yes!
616
00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:12,120
- Yep!
- We're in love.
617
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,349
Hi, guys!
618
00:33:20,350 --> 00:33:23,559
Sorry, uh, after last week's
flatiron mishap,
619
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,319
I've decided
to stop doing hair tutorials
620
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,409
and focus instead
on another passion: Cooking.
621
00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,159
Ah, hey, babe.
622
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,959
What's that smell? Did you fart?
623
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:38,049
I was live, Craig!
624
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,799
I'm doing a delicious
cookery video
625
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,139
for my YouTube channel.
626
00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:43,229
- Cooking?
- You just boiled eggs.
627
00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:45,189
I don't know how
to do anything else.
628
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,439
Where are you going?
The wedding's in a few hours.
629
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,449
Uh, me and Maya
are just going for a quick run.
630
00:33:49,450 --> 00:33:51,159
She's really in the dumps
about Ted.
631
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,829
- Poor girl.
- Yeah.
632
00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,409
It's really tough
being a mistress.
633
00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:56,629
So much sneaking around.
634
00:33:56,630 --> 00:33:58,299
Not that I would know.
635
00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,639
Yeah, I'll be sure
to tell her that
636
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,599
to make her feel better.
637
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,179
Hey, and by the way,
do you mind...
638
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,019
- Picking out an outfit?
- Yes, of course.
639
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:08,740
- I love you.
- My boo.
640
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,999
- Tighter.
- Come on, Nigel.
641
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,579
Oh, Giles.
642
00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:19,589
Hello. When did you get here?
643
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:22,389
I've been at home
for two days, Daddy.
644
00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:25,939
- Splendid.
- Ah, Cragscross.
645
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:28,319
You know, that school
has taught seven generations
646
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,609
of Thorpe-Bloods how to be men.
647
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,739
Oh, that's not oolong.
648
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,749
Oh, that's awful.
That's not oolong.
649
00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,789
Ramona? Ramona, there you are.
650
00:34:36,790 --> 00:34:38,379
This isn't oolong.
I can't have it.
651
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:41,549
- Makes my mouth weird.
- I said tighter.
652
00:34:41,550 --> 00:34:43,299
You sure you can breathe
in that lark?
653
00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:45,269
I'll breathe when I'm dead.
654
00:34:45,270 --> 00:34:46,639
Quite right.
655
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,480
Come on, Harvey.
656
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,409
And it's not just
that he cheated on me.
657
00:34:54,410 --> 00:34:56,539
He completely blew up my career.
658
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:59,419
I was supposed to be
chief of staff for a senator!
659
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:01,669
And now I've just
lost everything.
660
00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:04,009
- Wait, shut up, shut up.
- "Shut up"?
661
00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:05,849
You're the one that told me
we needed to go on this run
662
00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:06,929
so we could talk.
663
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:09,359
Yeah, about me.
664
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,740
- Where are we going?
- Come over here.
665
00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:18,249
What?
666
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,129
See those girls over there
playing soccer?
667
00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,759
Yeah.
668
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,929
See the one in the red shorts?
669
00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,849
- Yeah.
- Getting weirder.
670
00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:29,980
That's my daughter.
671
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,659
- What?
- Wh... holy shit!
672
00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:36,949
You have a daughter? Since when?
673
00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:39,459
About a year ago,
I got a Facebook message
674
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:41,419
from this woman, Julia,
675
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:44,009
who claimed we hooked up
when I first moved to London...
676
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:46,179
Well, that narrows it down
to a million girls.
677
00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:48,349
And that I'm the father
of her kid.
678
00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:50,899
She just had questions
about my medical history
679
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:53,649
'cause her daughter has asthma.
680
00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:56,319
But after I answered
she stopped responding.
681
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,959
So I hired someone,
and a month ago he found her.
682
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:04,049
Now some Saturdays...
Most Saturdays...
683
00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:05,429
I come here.
684
00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,139
And you're sure it's that girl?
685
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,180
The one in the red shorts?
686
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,779
- In your face!
- Yes!
687
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:16,739
Okay, yep,
that's definitely her.
688
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:19,369
Oh, my God, Craig.
689
00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:23,249
- What did everyone say?
- I haven't told anyone yet.
690
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:26,129
Well, what did Zara say?
691
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:27,799
Craig.
692
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,849
I wanted to tell you first
to get your opinion!
693
00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:31,649
You're a fixer!
694
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,229
Fix this!- -
695
00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:35,649
Well, as someone who just
got out of a relationship
696
00:36:35,650 --> 00:36:38,199
built on lies,
you need to be honest
697
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,499
with this girl's mom
and with Zara.
698
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,999
Either way, nothing good
ever came out of a guy hiding
699
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,259
in the bushes
at a kids' soccer game.
700
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:49,139
Molly! Molly! Molly!
701
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,019
Her name is Molly.
702
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,980
Molly! Molly!
703
00:36:57,450 --> 00:36:58,659
Oh, my God, Poppy,
704
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,409
this wedding is gonna be
so ritzy.
705
00:37:00,410 --> 00:37:02,459
Don't take your eyes off
706
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,629
my Insta stories tonight.
707
00:37:04,630 --> 00:37:07,719
Cuff links.
708
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,469
Oh, my God, Poppy, I think I've
just found my birthday present.
709
00:37:10,470 --> 00:37:12,269
I'll call you back when I
find out how expensive it is.
710
00:37:12,270 --> 00:37:14,520
Bye.
711
00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:26,130
Maya.
712
00:37:35,110 --> 00:37:37,110
Okay.
713
00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:40,829
Damn, Dad, you look good.
714
00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:43,749
Pakistani James Bond
in the house.
715
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:46,709
- I'm Khan.
- Haroon Khan.
716
00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:50,009
One martini.
Shaken, not stirred.
717
00:37:50,010 --> 00:37:52,179
No alcohol please.
718
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:54,349
Can you guys please be quieter?
719
00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:56,439
I'm trying to practice
my speech in the next room
720
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,109
and the walls are thin.
721
00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,819
- Are you okay, Beta?
- Huh?
722
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:02,329
- Would you like to try it on us?
- Yeah, go on.
723
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,789
I'm fine, I just need
you guys to stop being so lame
724
00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:06,000
so I can practice.
725
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:08,919
He's kind of
a little shit, isn't he?
726
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,259
He's just nervous.
727
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:12,759
I'm nervous, too.
728
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,059
Doing the right thing, aren't I?
729
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,859
Marrying Ainsley?
730
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,029
Why would you ask that?
731
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:22,239
Kashif.
732
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,249
You know I struggled
with you marrying
733
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,959
outside our faith.
734
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,339
But you have always made
the right decisions.
735
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:31,089
Going to Cambridge.
Choosing a great career.
736
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:33,559
Agreeing to do a nikkah
after your wedding.
737
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,769
- Only to keep you happy.
- That imam is weird.
738
00:38:35,770 --> 00:38:37,859
He keeps trying to relate
the Quran to pop culture.
739
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:40,779
And now you're marrying
a woman you love.
740
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:43,489
So if this is what your heart
is telling you to do,
741
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:46,250
then you know it's right.
742
00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:09,039
"It does not envy.
743
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,799
"Love is patient.
744
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,299
Love is kind."
745
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:14,969
Oh, there you are.
746
00:39:14,970 --> 00:39:16,929
Oh, wow, Gemma.
747
00:39:16,930 --> 00:39:18,349
You look great.
748
00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:20,319
It's...
749
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,779
almost like we aren't
wearing the same dress.
750
00:39:22,780 --> 00:39:25,369
Well, different bodies.
751
00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:27,289
How are you holding up, dear?
752
00:39:27,290 --> 00:39:29,209
Ainsley told me everything.
753
00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:31,339
Such is our bond.
754
00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:33,509
I'm not focusing on me
right now.
755
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:35,679
Sort of my job as maid of honor
756
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,350
to keep today about Ainsley.
757
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,359
Well, good luck
with your reading.
758
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,120
Good luck with yours.
759
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:51,210
Okay.
760
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,149
"Love is patient.
761
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:01,979
Love is kind."
762
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,359
Yeah, right.
763
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,949
"It does not envy..."
764
00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:08,659
- Hey.
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
765
00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,919
I just wandered in here
to practice my Bible reading.
766
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,959
Wait, wait, it's fine.
767
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,379
Oh.
768
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:17,259
- How are you?
- Uh, me?
769
00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:19,099
I'm...
770
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:22,019
How I am is not important.
How are you?
771
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:24,529
- Pretty nervous, actually.
- Why?
772
00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:26,489
You're marrying, like,
the best person I know.
773
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,579
And weddings are easy.
You're an actor.
774
00:40:28,580 --> 00:40:30,079
You're already in costume.
775
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,579
Just go out there
and say your lines.
776
00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,379
Simple.
777
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:37,259
Wasn't so simple for
Sophie and Sky's wedding.
778
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,429
- You watched Mamma Mia!
- Yeah, I did.
779
00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:41,269
And for a movie
that makes no sense,
780
00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:43,689
I've got to say, I enjoyed it.
781
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:45,149
Although, did you think
it was weird
782
00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:46,909
that her mum performed
at her hen night?
783
00:40:46,910 --> 00:40:48,659
- Yes, so weird.
- Right?
784
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,199
But I guess they had
to get their money's worth,
785
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,409
'cause she's dead
in the second one.
786
00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:53,169
- What?
- Meryl's dead?
787
00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:54,919
Oh, my God, why would you
ruin that for me?
788
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,509
I'm so sorry.
789
00:40:56,510 --> 00:40:58,549
Uh, okay, on that note
I should get out of here.
790
00:40:58,550 --> 00:41:00,099
Right, yeah.
791
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,729
The Senator's probably
wondering where you are.
792
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:05,569
Oh, Ainsley didn't tell you?
793
00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:08,279
- Tell me...?
- He couldn't make it.
794
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,699
'Cause we... we broke up.
795
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,829
And, uh, thought it would be
weird to bring him here
796
00:41:12,830 --> 00:41:14,669
under those circumstances,
being that I hate him
797
00:41:14,670 --> 00:41:16,759
and wish he was dead.
798
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,559
Um, I'm so sorry.
799
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,770
- Yeah.
- Me, too.
800
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:27,069
Oh, uh, just a second.
801
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:29,069
Oh.
802
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,869
- There we go.
- Thanks.
803
00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:34,709
Okay, I will let you
get back to it.
804
00:41:34,710 --> 00:41:37,840
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
805
00:41:42,770 --> 00:41:45,730
Oh, fuck.
806
00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:51,949
Hey!
807
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:54,920
- How are you?
- So good.
808
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,819
And which brings us here today
809
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:12,369
to celebrate the union of.
810
00:42:12,370 --> 00:42:15,419
Kashif Khan and Ainsley Howard.
811
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:18,209
And now, a reading
812
00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:20,430
from the Prophet Isaiah.
813
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:36,539
Instead of doing a reading
from the Bible,
814
00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:39,419
I thought I would instead
turn to the words
815
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:42,969
of a blind prophet,
816
00:42:42,970 --> 00:42:45,849
a poet who spoke
817
00:42:45,850 --> 00:42:48,270
to the very nature of love.
818
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,979
I know I'm only a bridesmaid,
819
00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:32,109
but I wanted
to express my love...
820
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,530
Emeli Sandé, get out here, girl!
821
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,100
Congratulations.
822
00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:37,739
Good luck.
823
00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:40,119
Jesus Christ,
what a performance.
824
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,999
Oh, sorry.
825
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,009
And now for the reading
826
00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:47,389
from "Paul's First Letter
to the Corinthians,"
827
00:44:47,390 --> 00:44:50,680
the bride's friend
from America: Maya.
828
00:44:55,030 --> 00:44:57,360
Tough act to follow.
829
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:02,710
Didn't know we could sing.
830
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:17,239
Love is patient.
831
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,909
Love is kind.
832
00:45:19,910 --> 00:45:23,079
Love is great.
833
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,839
Love is blind?
834
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,639
Um, in the beginning,
835
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,009
God created love.
836
00:45:31,010 --> 00:45:33,389
Thank you, oh, Lord, for love,
837
00:45:33,390 --> 00:45:35,399
thy greatest creation,
838
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,489
given unto us, thy children.
839
00:45:39,490 --> 00:45:42,999
Thank thou.
840
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,459
Yea, though I walk
through the valley
841
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:48,679
of the shadow of death,
I take a look at my life
842
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,219
and realize
there's nothing left.
843
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,649
- That Gangsta's Paradise?
- That's Gangsta's Paradise.
844
00:45:54,650 --> 00:45:57,069
Nothing left except love.
845
00:45:57,070 --> 00:45:58,949
All you need is love,
846
00:45:58,950 --> 00:46:00,569
because if you can't
love yourself,
847
00:46:00,570 --> 00:46:01,869
how in the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?
848
00:46:01,870 --> 00:46:04,160
Can I get an "amen"?
849
00:46:05,170 --> 00:46:07,799
RuPaul?
Does no one here watch, uh...
850
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,219
Please, just sit.
851
00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,140
Yeah.
852
00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:15,690
- Horrible.
- Just horrible.
853
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:19,949
You were so great.
854
00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:22,029
I think everybody, like,
really liked it.
855
00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:25,580
And now, will the bride
and groom please come forward?
856
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:39,189
In the sight of God,
do you, Kashif Khan,
857
00:46:39,190 --> 00:46:42,199
take this woman, Ainsley Howard,
858
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,620
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
859
00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:49,460
I, uh...
860
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,059
I...
861
00:46:57,060 --> 00:47:00,149
would love to talk to you
for a second.
862
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,699
What?
863
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:05,239
I just... I would love
to talk to you.
864
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,499
Somewhere else.
865
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,499
Kash, what are you doing?
866
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:12,429
Young man, do you take
this woman to be your wife?
867
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,560
I think... I just...
868
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:21,229
I don't think I do.-
869
00:47:21,230 --> 00:47:24,740
- I don't.
870
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,560
Go to bed.
871
00:48:38,850 --> 00:48:41,229
- I don't.
- You don't?
872
00:48:41,230 --> 00:48:43,190
Maybe?
873
00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:47,279
This season on
Four Weddings and a Funeral...
874
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,869
There has to be some reason
why this happened.
875
00:48:49,870 --> 00:48:52,629
We had the perfect relationship.
876
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,629
You don't just throw that away
for nothing.
877
00:48:54,630 --> 00:48:56,929
You have not been out
of the house for a week.
878
00:48:56,930 --> 00:48:59,139
You know, since
your very public humiliation.
879
00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:01,059
Ainsley,
you'll get through this.
880
00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:02,349
We'll help you.
881
00:49:02,350 --> 00:49:04,780
- And Kash sucks.
- Kash sucks.
882
00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:11,289
I'm gonna tell Maya
that I love her
883
00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:12,579
in front of everyone.
884
00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:13,580
Go big or go home.
885
00:49:13,581 --> 00:49:14,959
Oh, you should go home.
886
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,839
I have a daughter.
887
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,639
Craig, you still
haven't told her?
888
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,599
- I need to talk to you.
- Oh, my God!
889
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,019
I found this necklace.
890
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:24,060
It's obviously for Maya.
891
00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:27,819
Let's not jump
to any conclusions, okay?
892
00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:31,289
"M" could mean anything:
Mary, Meghan, Monica...
893
00:49:31,290 --> 00:49:34,289
- Those are other women.
- That doesn't make me feel better.
894
00:49:34,290 --> 00:49:36,419
Tell me you don't think
about me too.
895
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,799
I wish things weren't
so complicated.
896
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,259
Have any of you seen Zara?
897
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:41,509
She's just totally disappeared.
898
00:49:41,510 --> 00:49:44,229
We stick together
like the Spice Girls.
899
00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:45,819
They famously broke up.
900
00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:47,399
Oh, God, this is intolerable.
901
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,859
Someone told me,
902
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:52,119
you show up for the people
who matter the most to you.
903
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,040
- Good luck, man!
- Love will find a way, bro.
904
00:49:58,170 --> 00:49:59,379
Do you really think
I can do this?
905
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,139
I do.
906
00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:02,810
But I'm wrong about most things.
64585
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