Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,540
Weight classes don't matter!
2
00:00:51,541 --> 00:00:53,707
Skin colors don't matter!
3
00:00:53,708 --> 00:01:01,207
Welcome to a new season
of "Champion of Champions"!
4
00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:06,332
The prize is bigger than ever,
and we have more fighters than ever!
5
00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:11,832
Kicking the season off
are "The Gluttonous Boxer", Tiger...
6
00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:16,624
and "The Violator", Haji!
7
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,499
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
8
00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,457
- You wanna lose your job?
- No, no, no!
9
00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:27,458
Get moving!
10
00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,523
So sorry!
11
00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:31,082
OK, girls, go go go!
12
00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,915
Tiger is entering the ring!
13
00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:42,082
Look at that swagger.
He's in the zone tonight.
14
00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:44,082
His opponent is Haji,
15
00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,999
the Romanian fighter
known for flaunting the rules.
16
00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,915
This will be an epic battle
of good versus evil!
17
00:01:49,916 --> 00:01:55,415
"Gao Finances, We Collect Every Debt!"
18
00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,957
The Gluttonous Boxer
began boxing from a young age,
19
00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:10,790
eating and fighting his way
from the countryside to the city!
20
00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:18,582
He's been 5-0 since changing
his fighting style to MMA.
21
00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:22,457
Let's see if he'll eat Haji
for dinner tonight!
22
00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,040
She looks familiar.
23
00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:45,999
Indeed she does.
24
00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,874
Tiger began his career as a boxer.
25
00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,832
His teacher, Ma Qing,
was on the World Games Team.
26
00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:31,874
Ladies and gentlemen,
27
00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,557
you must all be
at the edge of your seats.
28
00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:36,249
This highly anticipated bout
is about to begin.
29
00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,749
On the blue side...
30
00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:41,417
At 75 kilograms and 178 centimeters,
31
00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,165
hailing from Romania...
32
00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:49,457
HA-JI!
33
00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:52,290
Coming up next,
34
00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:53,874
on the red corner...
35
00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:56,624
Also 75 kilograms
36
00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,290
and at 180 centimeters...
37
00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:02,392
China's very own "Gluttonous Boxer"...
38
00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:07,040
TI-GER!
39
00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:16,040
Bullshit MMA. It's all for show!
40
00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:28,083
Good night, Master!
41
00:04:29,283 --> 00:04:30,283
Good night, Master!
42
00:04:30,675 --> 00:04:31,942
Good night, Master!
43
00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,457
Hurry!
44
00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:47,249
Go, Tiger, go!
45
00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:51,124
Haji's got Tiger pinned down.
He has the upper hand!
46
00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,420
That's a foul!
47
00:05:07,452 --> 00:05:09,040
He gouged my eyes! He gouged my eyes!
48
00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:12,957
That was eye gouging! You're blind, ref!
49
00:05:14,217 --> 00:05:15,290
Get him! Go!
50
00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:30,374
Go, Tiger! Hit him!
51
00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:51,374
Foul! Foul...!
52
00:05:53,916 --> 00:05:55,999
He got kneed in the groin!
Are you on the take?
53
00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000
Foul! Foul! Foul!
54
00:05:57,041 --> 00:05:59,165
Foul! Foul...!
55
00:05:59,166 --> 00:06:01,999
Foul!
56
00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,165
That was totally a foul!
57
00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,499
Kick his ass! Get his blind spot!
58
00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:18,665
Haji's a dirty boxer,
59
00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:20,424
but the audience seems to love him
60
00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:21,665
for the entertainment value.
61
00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:23,346
Tiger's got a hell of a fight
ahead of him.
62
00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:27,915
Get him! Come on!
63
00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:31,875
Stop!
64
00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,333
Stop!
65
00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,082
Stop!
66
00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,083
Stop!
67
00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:46,790
How can you bite him?!
68
00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:50,332
This is out of control!
The ref has stopped the match!
69
00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,332
That was a damn foul!
70
00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:11,749
Oh God!
71
00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,332
He defied gravity!
72
00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,832
The Spinning Revolver!
73
00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:23,165
What an amazing move!
74
00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:24,790
Spinning Revolver!
75
00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:53,124
I remember now.
That's Granny Snow's granddaughter!
76
00:07:53,717 --> 00:07:55,832
I got her, too. Cuckoo Du!
77
00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,624
She owes 400 grand!
78
00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,207
Quan!
79
00:08:18,646 --> 00:08:19,832
Stop right there!
80
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,957
Cuckoo Du!
81
00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,333
Come out here!
82
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,999
Where is she?!
83
00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,499
Come out right now!
84
00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:35,249
Get her! Come out right now!
85
00:08:35,502 --> 00:08:36,707
Check over there!
86
00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:37,708
Come out!
87
00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,790
Where the hell... come out right now!
88
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,791
Is she over there?
89
00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,415
Where the hell has she gone?!
90
00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:49,040
Have you lost her?
91
00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:54,415
If I find her, I'll chop her up
and feed her to the dogs!
92
00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:55,832
Let's go!
93
00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,457
Let's get some food.
94
00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,999
Master is angry
95
00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:21,957
- Ma, you asshole!
- Ah!
96
00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:04,999
How the hell are you going to pay?
97
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,166
Clothes off!
98
00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,790
Off!
99
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:32,625
Take a spin!
100
00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:37,791
Hey!
101
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,291
Got a talent?
102
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,166
I can sing.
103
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,583
Then sing!
104
00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,957
I regret nothing
105
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,040
I just never.
106
00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:56,207
Shit! Any girl on the street
can sing like that!
107
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,832
What else you got?
108
00:10:58,933 --> 00:10:59,996
I can dance.
109
00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,179
Then dance!
110
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,832
Any girl on the street
can dance like that!
111
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:18,957
Where do you live?
112
00:11:19,508 --> 00:11:20,508
In the park.
113
00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:29,040
Net even a damn key!
You must sleep on the streets.
114
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:31,624
Quan!
115
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,041
Sell her!
116
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,374
It'll put us in the red!
117
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,749
What else can I do?
118
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,583
Hey!
119
00:11:43,942 --> 00:11:45,249
Can you do a skyward kick?
120
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,624
Do it!
121
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,707
I can put her in something.
122
00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:58,108
Good!
123
00:11:58,625 --> 00:11:59,625
Let's go!
124
00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,224
What are you putting me in?
125
00:12:01,225 --> 00:12:02,432
Porn.
126
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,707
Pack your crap!
127
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,540
Tiger's coming out!
128
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:28,957
- That was a kick-ass move, Tiger!
- That's right!
129
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:31,290
Cut the ass kissing and pay up!
130
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,290
Get in.
131
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,749
I haven't buckled up yet...
132
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,749
Forget the seat belt!
133
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,165
Get out!
134
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,999
Don't even think about running!
135
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,790
Why are we at a warehouse?
136
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,832
This is my home! Warehouse, my ass...
137
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:33,791
Sleep over there!
138
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:39,415
That's my friends' stuff.
139
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,749
They're on the run now,
140
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,207
but they'll be back any day now.
Don't touch a thing!
141
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,790
Take a shower and go to sleep.
142
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,290
I'm putting your ass to work tomorrow!
143
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,540
What's the point?!
I can rip all that off in 5 seconds!
144
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:12,915
Ow!
145
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:58,832
Time for work!
146
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,749
Why is your family's Stinky Noodles
so tasty?
147
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,765
What Stinky Noodles?
148
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:04,707
What the hell?!
Your granny's Stinky Noodles!
149
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,165
My granny?
150
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,957
Granny Snow. Hell, your grandma!
151
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,582
Where are you taking me?
152
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,749
Where the hell can you go?
153
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,499
Rise...
154
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:31,040
Ugly Ostrich!
155
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,874
The director's on a poo break!
156
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,540
Actors, take five!
157
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,207
Everyone else, stand by.
158
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,874
This is the porn you were talking about?
159
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,999
You wanna do real porn?
160
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
No, no, no!
161
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,665
Imbecile!
162
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,999
So... If I wear this,
163
00:16:58,192 --> 00:17:00,415
I won't have to wear this?
164
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,707
You wanna wear it?
165
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:02,770
No, no, no!
166
00:17:02,795 --> 00:17:04,082
Imbecile!
167
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,374
You must've been duped by some scumbag!
168
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,582
Did he take your virginity?
169
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:11,582
Did he take your money, too?
170
00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:16,957
And did you have to pay his debts?
171
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,874
Director's back! Actors in positions!
172
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:30,249
Rise, Ugly Ostrich!
173
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:35,332
Don't drown yourself
in mistakes of the past!
174
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,540
Crybaby!
175
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,624
Give yourself another chance at life!
176
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:48,999
Don't make the same mistakes again!
177
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:52,415
Skyward kick!
178
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,665
Your granny's shop
is at the east side of the lake.
179
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,290
My master's school is at the west side!
180
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,665
It's 30 minutes' walk if I walk fast,
181
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,999
45 if I walk slow!
182
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,375
Uh-huh.
183
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,582
My master, Ma Qing!
184
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,832
Silver medalist
at the Sydney World Games.
185
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,833
Oh.
186
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,499
Your granny was really nice to me.
187
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,749
Everyone else gets a bowl this small,
188
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,624
but mine was always this big!
189
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,707
How's your granny?
190
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,665
You don't know?
191
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:43,832
You haven't visited her?
192
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,040
Do you even call her?
193
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,457
What the hell?! That's messed up!
194
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:51,458
Sure.
195
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,540
People usually get
three pieces of pig intestines!
196
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:57,082
Your granny gave me six pieces!
197
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,813
Hot girls washing cars is so popular!
198
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,540
But your girl's expensive, man!
199
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:14,624
Remember to pay up!
200
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,207
She has to pay up, too!
201
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:19,665
Is he a musician?
202
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:20,958
Who?
203
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:22,791
The scumbag!
204
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,582
Is he talented?
205
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,458
So talented that you abandoned
your granny for him?
206
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,332
Is he handsome?
207
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:38,749
Is he more handsome than me?
208
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
That's him!
209
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,332
That's him?
210
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,749
He's handsome like Qu Fengfeng?
211
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:48,457
"Can you sing? Can you dance?"
212
00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,457
Hey, where are you going?
213
00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:53,624
"Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!"
214
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,332
"Join me on this season
of Perfect Diva!"
215
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,999
"Join the auditions
and I'll see you on the show."
216
00:20:02,525 --> 00:20:03,582
Get washing!
217
00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:05,204
I want to join the show!
218
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:06,362
What are you on about?
219
00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:07,724
I need to see Qu!
220
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,028
Gimme 200 bucks for a bus ticket!
221
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,624
Hell no!
222
00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:32,540
Gimme my ID for the audition!
223
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,665
Go to hell!
224
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,082
I want to be on Perfect Diva!
225
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,615
Shut up or I'll slap you!
226
00:20:46,616 --> 00:20:48,282
There are only three days left!
227
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,207
You're such a pain!
228
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,540
What is she mumbling on about?
229
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,874
"Gimme 200 bucks! Gimme my ID card!"
230
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,415
"I want to be on Perfect Diva!"
231
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,374
She's gone nuts. Let's sell her!
232
00:21:08,983 --> 00:21:10,749
She's been working to pay you back!
233
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,540
Fine... Fine...
234
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,957
That Russian's knees are too strong.
235
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:21,832
No way I'm fighting him.
236
00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:25,541
Then I'm selling her.
237
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,665
What does she have to do with this?
238
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,665
You won't fight, and she's nuts!
239
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,915
How else will we make money?
240
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,471
Fine, I'll fight,
I'll fight, I'll fight...
241
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:42,415
Defense!
242
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,165
With your right! Defense!
243
00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:55,832
Use your left! Do it! Do it!
244
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:02,082
Hang in there, damn it!
245
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,582
Stop... stop... stop.
246
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:36,583
Tiger,
247
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,707
your intraocular pressure
is getting worse.
248
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,475
You'll get glaucoma
if you keep fighting.
249
00:22:40,757 --> 00:22:41,874
I'll stop in two years.
250
00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:42,875
You'll be fine!
251
00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:44,124
Glaucoma's no big deal!
252
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,124
I have glaucoma on both my eyes!
253
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,465
Your right liver's tearing up.
254
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:50,783
It'll rupture if you keep it up!
255
00:22:50,814 --> 00:22:52,032
I'll stop after this year, then.
256
00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:53,083
You'll be fine!
257
00:22:53,108 --> 00:22:55,032
I have cirrhosis and I'm fine!
258
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,124
Your dopaminergic neurons are dying.
259
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,850
You'll get Parkinson's
if you keep it up!
260
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,582
I'll stop right away, then!
261
00:23:08,817 --> 00:23:09,817
No, you're fine!
262
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,457
Cra...
263
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,533
Cramp!
264
00:23:49,517 --> 00:23:50,833
Cramp!
265
00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:52,166
Cuckoo!
266
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:53,874
Press it down! Press it! Press it!
267
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:00,832
Right leg! Right leg!
268
00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:09,082
Press, not pull!
269
00:24:14,809 --> 00:24:15,825
You damn thief!
270
00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:17,640
I'm off to the audition!
I'll be right back!
271
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,290
Damn thief!
You're even taking the ukelele?!
272
00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:24,790
You thief!
273
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:45,958
Cuckoo!
274
00:24:48,666 --> 00:24:50,124
Stop!
275
00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:52,290
Don't wear out my clutch!
276
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:56,124
Not the clutch!
277
00:25:00,117 --> 00:25:01,832
Today's the last day.
278
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,499
I have to be there!
279
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,874
Foot off! Engine's gonna flood!
280
00:25:23,392 --> 00:25:24,665
What's wrong with you?!
281
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:29,415
He took my virginity,
my money and my songs!
282
00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:35,207
Those hits of his
were all stolen from me!
283
00:25:36,025 --> 00:25:37,040
Qu's a scumbag.
284
00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:39,449
"The King of Originality, Qu Fengfeng,
now on Perfect Diva!"
285
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:42,115
"Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!"
286
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,915
I'm have to give him a piece of my mind!
287
00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,457
Qu is your ex-boyfriend?
288
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,207
Then Madonna's my mom
and Rihanna's my girl!
289
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,374
He's really the scumbag!
290
00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:56,999
If I'm lying, then I'll go blind
and mute and get hit by a car!
291
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:01,957
Damn it.
292
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:03,416
I'll go.
293
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,374
I'll drive you myself.
294
00:26:07,690 --> 00:26:08,714
You're lying!
295
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,782
I'm not!
296
00:26:09,808 --> 00:26:10,808
Promise me!
297
00:26:11,545 --> 00:26:13,482
If I'm lying,
then I'll never have enough to eat!
298
00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:14,882
No way!
299
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,416
If I'm lying...
300
00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,582
Then I'll die in the ring.
301
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,790
You lied!
302
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,499
I need my shoes!
303
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:42,333
Ahh listen to the thunderstorm
304
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,832
Someone's tears have become a river
305
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,457
flowing downstream
306
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:53,124
I hear a wave of sha-la-la
307
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,499
Heaven and Earth is a song
308
00:26:56,525 --> 00:26:59,033
Good work. Thank you!
309
00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:00,917
- Not bad at all!
- Very good!
310
00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:02,707
Thank you, judges.
311
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,608
Please give me a chance. Thank you!
312
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,624
60770!
313
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:18,582
I regret nothing
314
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:25,957
I just never had a chance
to shed tears for love
315
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:29,832
Who can make me...
316
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:33,250
bare my soul for all to see
317
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:36,957
Make me give my all without...
318
00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,999
Thank you, next!
319
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,749
Let's get something to eat! My treat!
320
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,707
Hey! Where are you going?
321
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,707
There's another audition in Yidong!
322
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,624
That's 200 kilometers away! Damn it!
323
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,790
Hey!
324
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:13,749
Take your foot off my clutch.
325
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:16,332
Scoot over. I'll drive.
326
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,540
You're screwed if you rely on vocals.
327
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,207
You have to dance.
328
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,624
Dance like a maniac!
329
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:32,666
A maniac!
330
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:41,165
I regret nothing
331
00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:48,124
I just never had a chance
to shed tears for love
332
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:51,582
Who can make me...
333
00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:55,299
bare my soul for all to see
334
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,392
Make me give my...
335
00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:57,449
Stop!
336
00:29:13,525 --> 00:29:15,165
Hurry up!
337
00:29:16,404 --> 00:29:17,417
What for?
338
00:29:17,442 --> 00:29:18,900
Come on!
339
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:26,874
You can't sing.
340
00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:28,790
You can't dance.
341
00:29:30,317 --> 00:29:31,437
The only thing left is to...
342
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:36,790
show some skin!
343
00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:48,582
Ugh, I can't watch this.
344
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:55,540
I regret nothing
345
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,541
Stop!
346
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:04,290
Dancing didn't work...
347
00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:07,040
Singing didn't work...
348
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,582
Stripping didn't work...
349
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:12,957
- You just have to...
- Shut up!
350
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,725
Turn right at the intersection up ahead.
351
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,040
Go straight, then turn left
at the next block.
352
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,374
Don't dawdle!
353
00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,775
Or the director will kill you guys!
354
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:07,958
Where do I sign up?
355
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,540
We're done! Try again next year.
356
00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,667
Lu?
357
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,250
Pay up!
358
00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,290
Stop, Tiger! Don't hit me!
359
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:28,545
- Your hair's turned white.
- I promise I'll pay!
360
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:31,056
...and you're still
an assistant director?
361
00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:36,582
I'm waiting for my chance!
362
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:38,749
It's coming!
363
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,582
Good, you hang in there!
364
00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:42,832
But you still gotta pay your debt!
365
00:31:43,842 --> 00:31:50,415
I expect to expect no one
366
00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:54,332
Looking back, I've seen it all
367
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:57,499
After all these years
368
00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:04,790
My love for myself
is the only irreplaceable love
369
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:23,082
Zhao Ying! Zhao Ying!
370
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:25,790
Thank you, Miss Zhao! Thank you!
371
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,290
Who the hell is that?
372
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,540
She can't be in here. Get her out!
373
00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:34,790
Who is that?!
374
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,457
Sorry, you can't be here
without a ticket.
375
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,458
Please cooperate.
376
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:41,874
Do your damn job, Lu!
377
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,665
Can't even do an intern's job
at your age! Go to hell!
378
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:46,124
Got it!
379
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,125
Right away!
380
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,374
She's a contestant!
381
00:32:50,508 --> 00:32:51,574
Step aside, step aside.
382
00:32:51,575 --> 00:32:52,782
Let her in, let her in.
383
00:32:52,916 --> 00:32:55,040
Sorry, she got here late.
384
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:08,700
Love has disappointed me
385
00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:12,082
I'm leaving my delusions behind
386
00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:15,290
I don't believe that keeping it alive
in my mind
387
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:18,624
will change the course of my life
388
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:21,499
They may be badly hurt
389
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,165
but I choose to let go
390
00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,832
I don't want to, don't need to,
don't have to
391
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,332
be like everyone else
392
00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:37,342
I go against the grain
393
00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:55,374
See you in the next round!
394
00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,832
93362!
395
00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:29,499
I don't regret a thing
396
00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:37,874
But is there anyone
who can break my heart
397
00:34:38,425 --> 00:34:43,332
I don't know how to...
398
00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:48,457
bare my soul for all to see
399
00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:56,374
and have someone
share the fatigue of loneliness
400
00:34:57,708 --> 00:35:05,708
Is that someone out there?
401
00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:16,249
It's Tiger!
402
00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:19,040
Hi! Can I get a photo with you?
403
00:35:22,525 --> 00:35:24,040
Lu!
404
00:35:24,508 --> 00:35:27,457
Do your damn job
and get things under control!
405
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:29,249
Got it! I'm on it...
406
00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:31,040
Tiger!
407
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:38,165
Stop! No more photos....
408
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,582
Did you write the song?
409
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:46,416
I did.
410
00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:48,415
It's very much in Qu Fengfeng's style.
411
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:57,207
It's Zhao Ying! The Goddess herself!
412
00:35:57,842 --> 00:35:58,842
Let's go...
413
00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,624
You can see the scumbag
again in the next round!
414
00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:03,374
Are you hungry?
415
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,308
Not at all.
416
00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,699
We haven't eaten a thing today.
417
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,165
I want breakfast, lunch and dinner!
418
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,099
I'll drive 700 kilometers,
eat breakfast again,
419
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,100
then go to work!
420
00:36:15,458 --> 00:36:17,165
Hey, Zheng! Time to pay up!
421
00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:18,833
No money?
422
00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:21,040
Bring your equipment
to the old theater tomorrow!
423
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:25,457
Donkey, pay up!
424
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,665
Yo, punk! Time to pay up!
425
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,749
I don't have the money, Tiger.
426
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:37,874
Then come with me!
427
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,415
Hurry up! This way!
428
00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:50,483
Get a move on!
429
00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:55,082
One, two, three!
430
00:37:14,283 --> 00:37:16,212
I believe rainbows can appear
even on cloudy days
431
00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:18,965
- I believe rainbows can appear
even on cloudy days - Cutting board!
432
00:37:18,990 --> 00:37:20,837
But I only see black and white right now
433
00:37:20,862 --> 00:37:23,042
- But I only see black and white
right now - Coriander!
434
00:37:23,067 --> 00:37:25,540
I believe a colorful future lies ahead
435
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:29,207
Even pessimists can't stay pessimistic
forever
436
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,715
- I love... - Come on,
you have no stage presence!
437
00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:34,794
No matter who cuts the ribbon
on this elegant stage
438
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:37,769
- No matter who cuts the ribbon on this
elegant stage - Copy some pop divas!
439
00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:38,999
I can't wait for it
440
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,332
Do Madonna!
441
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:46,008
Come on! Beef, garlic, onions,
peppercorns and green pepper!
442
00:37:46,108 --> 00:37:47,499
Get 'em in there!
443
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,415
I believe rainbows can appear
even on cloudy days
444
00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:55,290
But I only see black and white right now
445
00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:56,874
Do Lady Gaga!
446
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:09,915
I believe a colorful future lies ahead
447
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,017
Even pessimists can't stay pessimistic
forever
448
00:38:13,117 --> 00:38:14,665
Do Rihanna!
449
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:28,225
I love... I love...
450
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,282
Raise your ass!
451
00:38:29,283 --> 00:38:33,082
No matter who cuts the ribbon
on this elegant stage...
452
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,042
Be sexy!
453
00:38:34,067 --> 00:38:38,165
I can't wait for it
454
00:38:41,692 --> 00:38:43,749
Do Sex Pistol!
455
00:38:52,318 --> 00:38:55,082
- I believe rainbows can appear
even on cloudy days - Go nuts! Rock out!
456
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,249
I believe rainbows can appear
even on cloudy days
457
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:58,416
- But I only see black and white
right now - Rock some more! Get crazier!
458
00:38:58,441 --> 00:39:00,242
- But I only see black and white
right now - Crazier!
459
00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:01,957
Do Phoenix Legend!
460
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,999
I believe rainbows can appear
even on cloudy days
461
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,047
But I only see black and white right now
462
00:39:19,072 --> 00:39:21,226
- But I only see black and white
right now - Do a high note!
463
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,749
- Black and white...! - Higher!
464
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,499
- Black and white...!
- Go higher!
465
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:34,425
Cheers!
466
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:36,450
Cheers!
467
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,499
Come om! Eat up, drink up!
468
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,540
I have to go on TV!
469
00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:05,915
You can eat all the meat you want.
470
00:40:05,916 --> 00:40:07,332
You just have to cut carbs.
471
00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:08,915
But you're eating carbs.
472
00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,165
Don't worry about me.
473
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,915
I'm quitting fighting soon.
474
00:40:12,027 --> 00:40:13,383
Dr. Li says if I don't quit soon,
475
00:40:13,408 --> 00:40:14,790
I'll go blind!
476
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,165
My liver will rupture!
477
00:40:16,808 --> 00:40:18,008
And I'll get Parkinson's!
478
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,582
So I've made a decision.
479
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,863
I'm opening a hotpot restaurant!
480
00:40:22,035 --> 00:40:23,626
I'll copy the clear soup from LapuLapu,
481
00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:24,999
the spicy soup from Aroma Shu,
482
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,280
the ingredients from Little Fish
483
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,915
and the service style from HaiLiLao!
484
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,415
Sabotage!
485
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,540
Hey! These people pay up on time
every month
486
00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:49,493
And you still smash up the place!
Are you nuts?!
487
00:40:49,525 --> 00:40:50,739
Damn right I'm freakin' crazy!
488
00:40:50,764 --> 00:40:52,158
You won't fight,
you won't collect my debts,
489
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,666
and you won't even let me collect?
490
00:40:53,691 --> 00:40:54,910
What am I supposed to live on?
491
00:40:54,935 --> 00:40:56,132
You're forcing me to fight Miyamoto?
492
00:40:56,172 --> 00:40:57,147
Damn right!
493
00:40:57,172 --> 00:40:58,040
I'll go blind!
494
00:40:58,041 --> 00:40:58,975
You won't!
495
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Go to hell!
496
00:41:03,884 --> 00:41:04,850
Call the cops.
497
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,515
This baldie trembles
at the sight of cops!
498
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,249
You're done with her debt!
499
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,457
I'll take it from here.
500
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,790
Fine, I'll fight him!
501
00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:17,457
But it's the last time!
502
00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:19,290
We'll see!
503
00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,749
Pack it up!
504
00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:24,665
We're done here!
505
00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:36,167
Hello, everyone, this is Perfect Diva.
506
00:41:36,267 --> 00:41:37,707
Welcome!
507
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,374
Should I sing, or should I expose Qu?
508
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,832
With that voice,
you'll probably get eliminated.
509
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:49,790
If you expose Qu, you'll get eliminated
and beaten by his fans.
510
00:41:49,791 --> 00:41:51,683
But I can protect you.
511
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,730
You decide.
512
00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:54,396
Welcome the contestant
who had the highest score in auditions.
513
00:41:54,421 --> 00:41:56,167
She's got that cool knee slide.
514
00:41:56,267 --> 00:41:58,499
Pearl, the kick-ass rocker!
515
00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:02,582
They may be badly hurt
516
00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:06,082
I choose to let go
517
00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:10,749
I go against the grain
518
00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,707
What's happened to your legs?
519
00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,415
I hit the floor too hard.
520
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,124
My left kneecap was smashed
521
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,540
and the ligament
on my right knee was torn.
522
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:28,790
The doctor says I may never walk again.
523
00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,499
But it was totally worth it...
524
00:42:31,541 --> 00:42:32,541
in the name of music!
525
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,619
On behalf of music...
526
00:42:36,644 --> 00:42:37,642
I thank you!
527
00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:40,499
Qu, the King of Originality!
528
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,665
Originality, my ass!
You're just a thief!
529
00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:31,750
Hey!
530
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:35,707
I live life with no compromise
531
00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:41,249
I chase my dreams with no regrets
532
00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:45,040
Don't think
that I've already given my all
533
00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:49,082
Don't look at the tears
welling in my eyes
534
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:52,749
You gotta give every-everything
535
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,457
To get every-everything
536
00:43:56,708 --> 00:44:01,040
Give much more than more
537
00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:09,374
Love all of me
538
00:44:22,217 --> 00:44:23,582
No compromise
539
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,582
With you, even tears are valuable
540
00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:38,040
Without you, my mind wanders
541
00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:43,207
There's uncertainty in a halfway love
542
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:45,374
But there's nothing false
about my sorrows
543
00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:46,025
Even haggardness can feel melancholic
544
00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:47,624
- Even haggardness can feel melancholic
- Another damn thief!
545
00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:48,809
- Even haggardness can feel melancholic
- What do I do?
546
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:49,833
Cuckoo!
547
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:51,957
You're up next!
548
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,415
Singing's not gonna work.
549
00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:55,190
- Give him a piece of your mind!
- Got it.
550
00:44:55,215 --> 00:44:56,290
Hey! Hey!
551
00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:58,123
Toss this at him!
552
00:44:58,148 --> 00:44:59,290
Toss it, then run back here.
553
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,082
We'll fight our way out.
554
00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:03,416
Go on!
555
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,465
Our next contestant
won us over at the audition
556
00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:20,082
with an original composition
that sounds like the songs of...
557
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,249
Qu Fengfeng!
558
00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:27,582
Qu! Qu! Qu...
559
00:45:28,150 --> 00:45:32,874
He has enough fans to drown us in spit!
560
00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:35,749
Here is Cuckoo Du!
561
00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:41,540
I regret nothing
562
00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:50,200
and have someone
share the fatigue of loneliness
563
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:53,874
Is that someone out there?
564
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,915
Shake! Dance!
565
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,082
Why did the audience just go nuts?
566
00:46:16,598 --> 00:46:17,637
It turns out that...
567
00:46:17,662 --> 00:46:19,957
Qu just put on another cool pose!
568
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:22,624
He's truly the people's idol!
569
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:29,540
Don't be so stiff!
570
00:46:36,067 --> 00:46:38,957
Are you going to play something
on that ukulele?
571
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:00,832
She's not going to expose him?
572
00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:08,207
Do you still remember that place?
573
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:16,290
It reminds us what all this was for
574
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:24,040
The train of time stops for nothing
575
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:29,957
Those who leave halfway will mature
576
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:35,207
and find another answer
577
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:43,749
I can only forget or forgive
578
00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:48,374
I can only smile with disappointment
579
00:47:48,708 --> 00:47:56,708
Without any despair
580
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:07,083
I will continue on this road alone
581
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,124
Did you write this song, too?
582
00:48:33,807 --> 00:48:34,725
Yes.
583
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:37,082
It's still very close to Qu's style!
584
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:39,582
It's Qu that is close to my style!
585
00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:56,915
The two contestants
with the lowest scores will be evaluated
586
00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:59,082
and one of them
will be eliminated tonight.
587
00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:02,749
Please welcome everyone
back on the stage.
588
00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:06,003
The two contestants
with the lowest scores are...
589
00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:07,540
Cuckoo
590
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:10,499
and Han.
591
00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,228
Qu is skipping the evaluation
592
00:49:17,253 --> 00:49:19,040
He just voted to eliminate Cuckoo!
593
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:20,750
That's right!
594
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:23,415
Cuckoo had the weakest stage presence!
595
00:49:23,739 --> 00:49:24,556
That's right!
596
00:49:24,581 --> 00:49:26,957
At least Han shewed some variety
in her dance moves!
597
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,249
This move is Madonna's.
598
00:49:33,717 --> 00:49:34,999
Lady Gaga.
599
00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:36,707
Rihanna.
600
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,165
Sex Pistols.
601
00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:41,124
And Phoenix Legend.
602
00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:43,832
You're the King of Originality,
603
00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:46,082
Aren't you supposed to hate copycats?
604
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,058
That's right! At least Cuckoo's songs
605
00:49:48,158 --> 00:49:49,999
are original compositions.
606
00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:55,582
That's right! I'd rather Han
just did a tacky dance with a fan!
607
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,665
I was so nervous.
608
00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:18,749
Are you mad that I didn't tell Qu off?
609
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,332
- Next time!
- Right!
610
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:22,143
But the next round is your last chance.
611
00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:24,124
The competition is too fierce.
612
00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:26,290
It's time for boot camp.
613
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:27,708
Right!
614
00:50:28,375 --> 00:50:29,707
Zhao is so damn nice!
615
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:30,707
Right!
616
00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:32,165
Her breasts are so damn big!
617
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:35,500
I'm hungry!
618
00:50:36,541 --> 00:50:37,874
Then let's eat!
619
00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:40,707
- I want spicy hot pot!
- Hot pot it is!
620
00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:58,165
It doesn't hurt...
621
00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:03,125
It doesn't hurt...
622
00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:12,457
Lift your head! Lift it!
623
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:14,207
Now, turn!
624
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:20,582
It ain't heavy! Right... left... duck!
625
00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:49,832
It doesn't hurt!
626
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:53,070
It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt!
627
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,082
Spin again!
628
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:12,499
Again!
629
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:21,540
I've told you a million times!
630
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:22,707
It's not just one spin.
631
00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:23,999
It's two goddamn spins!
632
00:52:26,161 --> 00:52:27,058
That's impossible.
633
00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:28,083
You did it in the ring.
634
00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:29,147
Why can't you do it now?!
635
00:52:29,172 --> 00:52:30,227
How should I know?!
636
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:31,941
Maybe I was possessed by something!
637
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:34,415
The Revolver is the moneymaker!
The fans love it!
638
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,708
It doesn't hurt!
639
00:52:54,767 --> 00:52:55,767
It doesn't hurt!
640
00:52:56,067 --> 00:52:57,134
It doesn't hurt!
641
00:52:57,958 --> 00:53:00,499
It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt,
it doesn't hurt!
642
00:53:27,358 --> 00:53:29,749
Tiger, I've got a cramp!
643
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:32,374
Cuckoo, I've got a cramp, too!
644
00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:34,832
I've got a cramp, too!
645
00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:49,957
Don't let him lock you.
646
00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:52,082
It's all over if he has you in a lock.
647
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,915
Cheer me on!
648
00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:58,790
Go, Tiger!
649
00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:01,625
Good luck!
650
00:54:03,733 --> 00:54:04,733
Where's Cuckoo?
651
00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,415
And for tonight's main match:
652
00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:07,915
He looks like a troll
653
00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:09,957
and he locks like a demon.
654
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:12,540
The strongest contender
after "Slayer" Joe Weah,
655
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,374
the Japanese metrosexual...
656
00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:19,499
Mi-ya-moto!
657
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:37,916
Cuckoo!
658
00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:39,875
Why?!
659
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,165
It's not my fault! It's hers!
660
00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:44,957
Get back here and get to work!
661
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:48,790
Wait, Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
662
00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,457
Cheer me on!
663
00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:54,665
Cuckoo! Let me see you!
664
00:54:55,817 --> 00:54:56,707
Scum!
665
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,874
Useless trash!
666
00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:59,915
Damn you!
667
00:54:59,916 --> 00:55:01,249
You're the useless trash!
668
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:04,415
Miyamoto, you scum!
669
00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,208
Shake him loose!
670
00:55:48,758 --> 00:55:50,275
Shake him loose!
671
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,499
He's screwed... Hang in there!
672
00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,707
Hang in there! Hang in there!
673
00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:15,666
Stop!
674
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,208
Corner!
675
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,083
Can you keep going?
676
00:56:20,750 --> 00:56:23,707
He doesn't need a doctor. He can fight!
677
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,540
Come here and sit down.
678
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:26,707
Keep him down!
679
00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,665
Relax! You're fine!
680
00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:33,332
Hang in there!
681
00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:36,163
Hang in there!
682
00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:42,538
Hold him down! Relax!
683
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,624
You'll be fine... you'll be fine...
684
00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:52,082
Popped it back in. Keep fighting.
685
00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:56,915
What the hell, Cuckoo?!
686
00:56:57,091 --> 00:56:58,582
Why are you cheering
for that girly man?!
687
00:56:58,607 --> 00:56:59,637
Kill that Jap!
688
00:56:59,662 --> 00:57:00,892
I wasn't!
689
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:08,499
Fight!
690
00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:40,665
The floor is where Miyamoto dominates.
691
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:43,915
Looks like Tiger
is heading for a loss...
692
00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:53,957
Go, Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!
693
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:56,540
Go, Tiger!
694
00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:58,508
Go, Tiger!
695
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,575
Go, Tiger!
696
00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:03,082
Go, Tiger!
697
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:09,999
Go, Tiger!
698
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Get back there, Cuckoo!
699
00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:13,374
Let her go, damn it! Let her through!
700
00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:15,548
Let me go!
701
00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:17,290
Go, Tiger!
702
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,082
She's just cheering him on!
That's not a violation!
703
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,165
Go, Tiger!
704
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:23,249
Why are you stopping her?!
705
00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,207
Go, Tiger!
706
00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:27,415
Cuckoo!
707
00:58:27,916 --> 00:58:30,415
Go, Tiger!
708
00:58:30,416 --> 00:58:32,374
That's Cuckoo from Perfect Diva!
709
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,832
Go, Tiger!
710
00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:38,207
Go, Tiger!
711
00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:57,457
Stop!
712
00:59:04,467 --> 00:59:06,165
He wins!
713
00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:10,374
The Revolver!
714
00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,749
That was amazing, Tiger!
715
00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,582
I'm done.
716
00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:17,665
I'm done for good!
717
00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,832
I'm hanging up my gloves!
718
00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:23,499
I'm done with this!
719
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:29,707
He's done! He's done for good!
He's done!
720
00:59:38,916 --> 00:59:42,207
Please welcome Pearl and Ms. Zhao Ying!
721
00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:50,374
You've hurt your hip, too?
722
00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:52,025
I exerted too much switching guitars
723
00:59:52,073 --> 00:59:53,624
and tore my hip ligament.
724
00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:56,665
Totally worth it...
725
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:57,999
in the name of music!
726
00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:01,332
This is a test of your vocal styles.
727
01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:04,106
Don't make any unnecessary movement.
728
01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:05,790
Sexier!
729
01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:13,290
Why do I feel sad when I think of you?
730
01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:16,040
If you love me...
731
01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:17,415
Sadder!
732
01:00:17,416 --> 01:00:20,332
I was once strong,
but because of love...
733
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:22,915
I became fragile
734
01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:24,083
Angrier!
735
01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:27,540
If there's room in your heart
736
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,832
for me
737
01:00:31,011 --> 01:00:32,040
Crazier!
738
01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:37,832
Then I wouldn't be afraid of loneliness
739
01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:39,332
Peking opera!
740
01:00:39,558 --> 01:00:43,124
I won't resent you
741
01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:46,458
Copy that.
742
01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:47,708
Cuckoo!
743
01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:49,458
You're up.
744
01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:51,832
I'm going to be eliminated, Tiger.
745
01:00:51,833 --> 01:00:52,833
No way.
746
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,749
You can sing, dance, strip.
747
01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:55,781
You can do anything!
748
01:00:55,806 --> 01:00:57,374
You can do tap, hip-hop, ukulele...
749
01:00:57,458 --> 01:01:01,499
You're Gaga, Madonna, Rihanna!
You're a diva!
750
01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:11,707
He's the one that's afraid, not you!
751
01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:14,249
KO his ass, Cuckoo!
752
01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:17,516
- Do you still remember that place?
- That's right. I ain't afraid!
753
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:20,790
Do you still remember that place?
754
01:01:23,333 --> 01:01:27,290
Welcome Cuckoo and Mr. Qu Fengfeng!
755
01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:37,750
Tap!
756
01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:43,790
I'm smiling
757
01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:46,457
I'm enlightened, I'm happy
758
01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:50,082
I'm in love with you
759
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:53,457
And you? And you?
760
01:01:58,583 --> 01:01:59,874
Ballet!
761
01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:04,942
I'm smiling
762
01:02:05,042 --> 01:02:07,207
I'm enlightened, I'm happy
763
01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:11,332
I'm in love with you
764
01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:13,707
And you? And you?
765
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,540
Salsa!
766
01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:25,249
I'm smiling
767
01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:27,749
I'm enlightened, I'm happy
768
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:28,749
I'm in love...
769
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:29,999
Hip-hop!
770
01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,624
I'm smiling
771
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:36,665
I'm enlightened, I'm happy
772
01:02:36,666 --> 01:02:38,749
I'm in love with you
773
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:39,799
And you? And you?
774
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,007
Locking!
775
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:42,999
The Robot!
776
01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,249
Striptease!
777
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,957
What a difference an episode makes!
778
01:03:27,958 --> 01:03:30,749
Cuckoo has gone from the bottom
to the top!
779
01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:41,582
Perfect Diva!
780
01:03:44,416 --> 01:03:46,582
Tiger, we are starving to death
781
01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:54,416
Ma Qing...
782
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:55,957
You asshole!
783
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,707
The number you are calling
is unavailable
784
01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:25,808
"Pay your debt, Ma Qing!"
785
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:30,458
Go take a look for me.
786
01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:31,666
Sure.
787
01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:49,790
Is your master here?
788
01:04:50,908 --> 01:04:51,908
No!
789
01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:01,665
Tiger's back!
790
01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:14,497
Tiger's here! He's back!
791
01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:16,333
Hurry!
792
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,665
Wow! Spicy stew!
793
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,040
Marinated duck!
794
01:05:26,325 --> 01:05:27,308
Fried chicken!
795
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:28,333
Gimme that!
796
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,000
Release!
797
01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:35,999
Pick up!
798
01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,082
Why didn't you call me back?
799
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:42,832
You didn't even answer the phone.
800
01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:45,582
The power's been cut, Tiger!
801
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,832
Our water got cut, too!
802
01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,332
We haven't showered in days!
803
01:05:50,777 --> 01:05:52,476
Debt collectors come by every day.
804
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,915
The school's about to shut down.
805
01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:57,999
I don't want to eat
steamed buns anymore.
806
01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:11,624
Whoa, MMA gloves!
807
01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:14,499
MMA gloves!
808
01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:01,499
There's a car!
809
01:07:12,833 --> 01:07:13,874
Tiger's back!
810
01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:18,291
Go Tiger!
811
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,999
Come on, pull!
812
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,457
Ready? One, two, three.
813
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:26,791
Down!
814
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:28,290
Pull! Lock!
815
01:07:28,291 --> 01:07:30,374
Does it hurt? Come on, OK!
816
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:32,208
Are you OK?
817
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,040
Next.
818
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,250
Punch!
819
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,207
Show your legs. Down!
820
01:07:45,541 --> 01:07:49,415
Don't tell me that you brats
are learning that MMA crap?
821
01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:55,499
Hit me with that move again!
822
01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:00,999
If this is a real fight,
823
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,999
you wouldn't know what move I'll pull!
824
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,749
Let's do this for real, then!
825
01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:13,083
Come on!
826
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:47,415
Tiger!
827
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:55,082
Stop, Tiger!
828
01:08:55,358 --> 01:08:57,790
Stop, Tiger!
829
01:08:58,625 --> 01:09:02,665
Stop it! Stop!
830
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:42,749
I'm the one that's antiquated,
831
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:44,749
not boxing itself.
832
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:14,624
What are you doing, Tiger?!
833
01:10:14,625 --> 01:10:15,624
You piece of shit!
834
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:17,957
Trash! Idiot! Imbecile!
835
01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:19,999
How can you hit your master,
you damn fool?!
836
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,457
Useless trash! You ought to be killed
and fed to the dogs!
837
01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:25,499
You're not trash!
838
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:30,415
If it wasn't for you,
I'd be on the streets.
839
01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:34,415
I miss my grandma,
840
01:10:34,416 --> 01:10:36,499
but I can't face her
841
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:40,332
because I fell in love with a scumbag.
842
01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:41,624
I'm serious...
843
01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:45,999
you're the best man I've ever met.
844
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,374
Really.
845
01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:52,499
You're really the best man
I've ever met.
846
01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:53,957
Tiger.
847
01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:57,958
Tiger.
848
01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:16,791
I'm sorry.
849
01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:33,790
I've never been in love before...
850
01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:35,254
I've only been with hookers.
850
01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:37,165
I've only been with hookers.
852
01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:38,723
You can't go around beating people up!
853
01:13:38,755 --> 01:13:40,485
And you can't swear all the time!
854
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:43,790
Who the shit is it?!
855
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:56,915
Hello, Miss Du.
856
01:13:57,083 --> 01:14:00,124
My boss would like to see you.
857
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,749
Mr. Boyfriend,
858
01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:27,457
please step outside for a few minutes.
859
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,415
This is my goddamn home!
860
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,624
Miss Du, then...
861
01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:35,286
please step outside with me.
862
01:14:37,333 --> 01:14:39,165
I'm not going outside. Go to the attic!
863
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:15,999
Cuckoo, honey! I'm so sorry!
864
01:15:16,291 --> 01:15:20,124
Please drop out! I'll pay!
I can't stand the pressure!
865
01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,082
Take your boyfriend and go!
866
01:15:22,208 --> 01:15:23,500
I have writer's block!
867
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,041
I'm seeing a shrink!
868
01:15:29,450 --> 01:15:30,665
Just go as far away as you can!
869
01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:32,582
I worked so hard to become an idol!
870
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,156
Is the guy upstairs a gangster?
871
01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:38,290
Is he going to beat me up?
872
01:15:39,666 --> 01:15:40,666
I'll give you more money!
873
01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:42,374
Just go!
874
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:43,826
Don't tell a soul about our past!
875
01:15:43,851 --> 01:15:45,850
I'll buy you a house!
I've got plenty of money!
876
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,249
Leave the planet! Go to Mars!
877
01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,415
You thief!
You're stealing Cuckoo's songs again!
878
01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:51,915
I'm not!
879
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:54,415
I gotta go! We have an agreement, then!
880
01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:56,750
Help!
881
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:58,624
Don't do it, Tiger!
882
01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:00,207
Help! A gangster's attacking me!
883
01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:01,582
Break the door down!
884
01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:10,207
Get in here!
885
01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:23,165
The sheet music!
886
01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:43,874
Stop, you'll get arrested!
887
01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:00,624
Hurry!
888
01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:02,540
Don't move! Don't move!
889
01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:04,457
Please don't hit my face...
890
01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:07,040
Please don't hit my face...
891
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,707
Please don't hit my face...
892
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,665
Mr. Qu, Mr. Qu...
893
01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:16,415
Open the door. Move it! Get in there!
894
01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:24,540
I'll sue your ass off! Bet on it!
895
01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:33,665
Mr. King of Originality,
896
01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:35,957
what happened to your neck?
897
01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:37,457
I was rescuing a cat!
898
01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:03,582
Listen...
899
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:06,374
you'd better get eliminated today.
900
01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:11,874
Or I'll make sure that Tiger
gets 10 years in the slammer!
901
01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,457
Cuckoo!
902
01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:17,332
Cuckoo!
903
01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:38,502
Tiger beat up ten guys all of a sudden!
904
01:18:38,527 --> 01:18:40,486
The guy with the lightest injury
has 9 broken ribs!
905
01:18:40,511 --> 01:18:41,844
He's gonna be in jail for years!
906
01:18:42,041 --> 01:18:43,915
Mr. Gao, what's happened to Tiger?
907
01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:45,249
Please save him!
908
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:47,790
I don't need you to tell me that!
He's my money tree!
909
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,832
I'm going to dinner
with my big shot friends!
910
01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:55,374
Committing assault
in front of all those people...
911
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,749
Tiger wouldn't fight without a reason
912
01:18:57,750 --> 01:19:01,040
The cops were so efficient,
they arrived right away.
913
01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:05,832
Cuckoo was off-key all of a sudden,
but it was only c key.
914
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:07,832
What happened to her...
915
01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,874
- She even broke into tears
all of a sudden. - That's weird.
916
01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:13,707
Qu had a neck brace on
all of a sudden, too.
917
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,374
Did his spine get dislocated?
918
01:19:16,325 --> 01:19:21,957
Who should take the blame for that
919
01:19:22,271 --> 01:19:23,874
Cuckoo has been eliminated
from the show!
920
01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,749
I'm disappointed in you, Cuckoo!
921
01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:29,540
I'm sorry.
922
01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:32,707
Tiger and Cuckoo were doing just fine
a few days ago,
923
01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:34,540
now everything's over all of a sudden.
924
01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:38,290
So many "all of a suddens"
all of a sudden. Isn't it odd?
925
01:19:38,291 --> 01:19:41,040
"Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!"
926
01:19:52,375 --> 01:19:55,874
I've packed your friend's stuff
and numbered the boxes.
927
01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,165
They'll have no trouble finding them.
928
01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,249
I've cleared my debt to Mr. Gao.
929
01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:06,290
I have to go home to my granny.
930
01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:11,165
Can I take this?
931
01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,040
It brings me good luck.
932
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:18,040
But that's my lucky charm.
933
01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:23,332
A hot pot restaurant isn't dangerous.
934
01:20:24,666 --> 01:20:28,249
It might blow up and go up in flames!
935
01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:39,023
Will you come to the restaurant opening?
936
01:20:39,048 --> 01:20:42,124
I have to focus on songwriting.
I've wasted too much time.
937
01:20:44,083 --> 01:20:47,332
I'll cut the ribbon
when yow open your 20th branch!
938
01:20:48,375 --> 01:20:49,375
Sure.
939
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:52,782
I'll play your albums in all 20 stores.
940
01:20:52,807 --> 01:20:55,249
Good, but don't play pirated copies!
941
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:56,874
Cuckoo!
942
01:20:59,125 --> 01:21:00,125
Good luck!
943
01:21:02,416 --> 01:21:04,832
You too, Tiger!
944
01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:14,249
Rise, Ugly Ostrich!
945
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:20,874
Ostrich, the mascot of this year's
Disabled Dance Competition!
946
01:22:09,666 --> 01:22:12,716
- Bowl of noodles, Granny!
- Sure!
947
01:22:12,741 --> 01:22:13,832
Don't forget the coriander!
948
01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:15,999
I want one, too, Granny!
949
01:22:16,525 --> 01:22:18,290
- We're here, too!
- Please have a seat!
950
01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:19,499
Bowl of noodles with extra egg, please!
951
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,374
-Granny!
- Sit right there!
952
01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:22,832
Another bowl, please!
953
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,957
Another bowl, Granny!
954
01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:27,290
- Comin' right up!
- And some sausages, please!
955
01:22:27,291 --> 01:22:29,915
Got it! It's on the way!
956
01:22:57,125 --> 01:22:58,332
Granny...
957
01:23:03,666 --> 01:23:04,666
I'm sorry.
958
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:06,040
I'm so sorry!
959
01:23:21,416 --> 01:23:24,790
I'm so sorry, Granny! I'm sorry!
960
01:23:26,791 --> 01:23:30,874
Tiger Hot Pot! Fired up every day!
961
01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:44,249
Bye! Bye!
962
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,832
Excuse me, more soup over here!
963
01:23:45,958 --> 01:23:47,707
Soup for table 12, bro!
964
01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:49,249
More soup, please!
965
01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:51,457
Check!
966
01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:53,624
Check for table 28!
967
01:23:59,352 --> 01:24:00,207
How's everything?
968
01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:02,415
Awesome! The service is as good
as HaiLiLiao!
969
01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:04,810
The clear soup is just like RaPuRaPu's!
970
01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:06,999
The spicy soup is as tasty
as Shu Aroma's!
971
01:24:07,416 --> 01:24:10,249
That means I copied them perfectly!
Enjoy!
972
01:24:13,458 --> 01:24:14,707
Come, come, come...
973
01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:18,281
Holy crap! Good thing
I didn't let you fool me into this.
974
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,207
It would've been the death of me!
975
01:24:24,625 --> 01:24:26,665
Trust me, you would've kicked his ass!
976
01:24:26,666 --> 01:24:27,832
You wanna fight him? Do ya?
977
01:24:29,833 --> 01:24:30,833
Hell no!
978
01:24:34,067 --> 01:24:35,067
Whoa!
979
01:24:46,166 --> 01:24:47,332
More where that came from!
980
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,166
Come on!
981
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:54,350
Steamed buns...
982
01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:56,991
No more steamed buns!
983
01:24:57,016 --> 01:24:58,040
You damn brats!
984
01:24:58,041 --> 01:24:59,040
Have some veggies.
985
01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:00,415
Come on!
986
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,957
That's awesome!
987
01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:15,874
Yow think you can beat him, Tiger?
988
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,582
No way!
His thigh's thicker than my waist!
989
01:25:18,583 --> 01:25:20,499
Can I get a photo with you, Tiger?
990
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:27,082
Tiger, that Spinning Revolver of yours
is the bomb!
991
01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:28,082
Totally!
992
01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,749
Come on, let's get a photo!
993
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:32,665
Tiger is out, but his master is in.
994
01:25:32,666 --> 01:25:35,374
World Games veteran Ma Qing
versus Joe "Slayer" Weah!
995
01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:37,540
Master's on TV!
996
01:25:37,541 --> 01:25:38,665
Whoa! It's Master!
997
01:25:40,125 --> 01:25:41,707
My boxing school is my dream!
998
01:25:42,166 --> 01:25:44,124
And the prize money
will revive that dream!
999
01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:58,457
That producer is a freaking genius!
1000
01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:00,249
What a gimmick! Let's go!
1001
01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:06,415
I'll tear that old man into pieces
in 10 seconds!
1002
01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:10,457
Ma Qing, you nutjob.
1003
01:26:20,041 --> 01:26:21,582
You give me shit for MMA!
1004
01:26:21,583 --> 01:26:23,063
And now you're going into that ring?!
1005
01:26:25,208 --> 01:26:27,608
You're going to fight that nut
without seeing a single match?
1006
01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:30,411
He broke his last opponent's neck
with a single punch!
1007
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,374
He has an entire team
1008
01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:35,749
controlling his strategy, nutrition,
his exercise routine.
1009
01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:39,790
You don't even have a cornerman,
just that damn sandbag.
1010
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,333
How will you fight him?!
1011
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:48,125
How?!
1012
01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:00,040
I'm training you!
1013
01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:06,958
Arm grip!
1014
01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:16,641
Suck in your abs!
1015
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:17,666
Flip!
1016
01:27:27,525 --> 01:27:28,525
Straighten your back!
1017
01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:36,833
Grab the leg!
1018
01:27:40,483 --> 01:27:41,582
Lock it!
1019
01:27:50,050 --> 01:27:51,050
Hold the waist.
1020
01:27:55,625 --> 01:27:56,625
Good.
1021
01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:02,290
Go, Master!
1022
01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:06,749
Ma Qing, World Games silver medalist
in 2000...
1023
01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:08,457
He opened a boxing school
after retirement,
1024
01:28:08,458 --> 01:28:10,434
training underprivileged kids
from across the nation.
1025
01:28:10,458 --> 01:28:14,749
- Tiger, The Gluttonous Boxer,
is his student, too! - Go, Master!
1026
01:28:14,750 --> 01:28:16,707
Remember, don't throw in the towel!
1027
01:28:18,541 --> 01:28:19,999
He's here for the art of boxing!
1028
01:28:20,208 --> 01:28:22,624
Tiger is here repaying his master,
1029
01:28:22,625 --> 01:28:24,832
working as his cornerman
against The Slayer.
1030
01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:28,582
Let us welcome Tiger's master...
1031
01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:34,915
Ma Qing!
1032
01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:42,957
Ladies and gentlemen...
1033
01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:44,915
Our next fighter
1034
01:28:44,916 --> 01:28:48,540
has a perfect 22-0 record
in his MMA career.
1035
01:28:48,541 --> 01:28:50,290
In two of his matches in the US,
1036
01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:52,874
his lethal pile driver
1037
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:57,582
killed one and paralyzed another!
1038
01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:05,916
This is The Slayer, Joe Weah!
1039
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:15,400
Joe Weah! Joe Weah...
1040
01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:18,415
Out of the way, old man!
1041
01:29:21,250 --> 01:29:22,665
Fight me!
1042
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:28,290
Fight me! Come on!
1043
01:29:30,125 --> 01:29:31,499
Come on, Tiger!
1044
01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:39,791
Fight!
1045
01:30:22,133 --> 01:30:23,332
Oh my God!
1046
01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:24,874
That's the "Ma Combo Punches"!
1047
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:27,749
At the middleweight semifinal
of the 2000 World Games,
1048
01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:30,540
Ma used this to knock out
his Cuban opponent!
1049
01:30:30,666 --> 01:30:32,082
My God!
1050
01:30:32,083 --> 01:30:35,624
My God! My God! My God!
1051
01:31:51,791 --> 01:31:53,374
You son of a bitch!
1052
01:31:53,583 --> 01:31:54,665
You bastard!
1053
01:31:54,916 --> 01:31:56,582
He's already surrendered!
1054
01:31:56,791 --> 01:32:00,124
I'll freaking kill you!
Didn't you see the damn towel?!
1055
01:32:00,258 --> 01:32:01,374
Get out of my way!
1056
01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:04,082
- Fight me, Tiger!
- I'll kick your ass!
1057
01:32:04,208 --> 01:32:06,624
Come here! I'll kill you here and now!
1058
01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:09,168
I'm not scared of you!
What good does hurting him do?!
1059
01:32:09,193 --> 01:32:11,461
- Come on, out of the way!
- Fight me if you got the guts!
1060
01:32:11,486 --> 01:32:14,665
- Come on, Tiger, I'll kill you!
- Get out of my way! Weah!
1061
01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:16,433
This is goddamn murder!
1062
01:32:16,533 --> 01:32:19,707
I'll kill you! Come on!
1063
01:32:22,541 --> 01:32:24,957
I'm going to avenge my master!
1064
01:32:36,666 --> 01:32:38,540
Good night, Master.
1065
01:32:45,916 --> 01:32:47,957
Good night, Master.
1066
01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:05,499
You're gonna be rich, Tiger!
1067
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:07,165
I got you an amazing deal!
1068
01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:08,790
Pipe down! This is a hospital!
1069
01:33:08,916 --> 01:33:10,266
I've got a regimen in mind already.
1070
01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:11,976
We'll start
with a high-altitude simulation,
1071
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,321
then we'll get into battle yoga
1072
01:33:13,352 --> 01:33:16,332
before wrapping it up with Muay Thai.
1073
01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:23,665
We can add on Krav Maga, too!
It'll be great!
1074
01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:25,660
I don't need you to train me.
1075
01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:31,208
No way!
1076
01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:35,665
You're part of Gao's Boxing Gym...
1077
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:37,000
You'll still get paid.
1078
01:33:37,625 --> 01:33:39,582
I'll leave you be, then!
What should we eat?
1079
01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:40,518
Soft-shell turtle!
1080
01:33:40,543 --> 01:33:41,624
Again?
1081
01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:44,790
How about wine-soaked crab, boss?
1082
01:33:44,875 --> 01:33:46,374
Great! And karaoke after that!
1083
01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:30,249
For the revival round,
each judge will pick a former contestant
1084
01:34:30,250 --> 01:34:32,415
and spring a surprise test
on her for the audience.
1085
01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:33,999
The one with the most votes returns!
1086
01:34:34,166 --> 01:34:37,790
To whom is Zhao Ying
giving this second chance?
1087
01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:06,457
Opportunity favors the prepared mind.
1088
01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:09,124
Sing, Cuckoo!
1089
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:24,207
I believe rainbows can appear
even on cloudy days
1090
01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:28,624
But all I see now is black and white
1091
01:35:29,625 --> 01:35:34,124
I believe the future
will be beyond our wildest dreams
1092
01:35:34,541 --> 01:35:42,207
Pessimists don't stay pessimistic
forever
1093
01:35:44,625 --> 01:35:47,124
I believe
1094
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,499
I love
1095
01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:55,124
This beautiful world
has always existed for me
1096
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:58,165
I believe
1097
01:35:58,500 --> 01:36:00,290
I love
1098
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:06,165
The ribbon is about to be cut
on this elegant stage
1099
01:36:06,166 --> 01:36:13,457
And I can't wait for it
1100
01:36:26,333 --> 01:36:29,790
Because of you...
1101
01:36:29,791 --> 01:36:31,540
The door to my dreams...
1102
01:36:31,541 --> 01:36:33,457
opens in the blink of an eye
1103
01:36:33,833 --> 01:36:36,957
A world with you loving me
1104
01:36:37,416 --> 01:36:41,499
is a world worth cheering on
1105
01:37:13,250 --> 01:37:18,915
This beautiful world
has always existed for me
1106
01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:24,499
It's not a matter of existence
1107
01:37:24,500 --> 01:37:26,499
It depends on whether you love it or not
1108
01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:34,415
Make them believe
that our future is on the way
1109
01:37:34,416 --> 01:37:38,624
I can't wait for it
1110
01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:42,332
Because of you...
1111
01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:43,665
The door to my dreams...
1112
01:37:43,875 --> 01:37:45,957
opens in the blink of an eye
1113
01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:49,707
A world with you loving me
1114
01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:54,124
is a world worth cheering on
1115
01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:04,332
A perfect era that belongs to me
1116
01:38:04,333 --> 01:38:06,082
A perfect era...
1117
01:38:06,083 --> 01:38:08,874
is made even better with love
1118
01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:11,040
- A flower for life.
- in exchange...
1119
01:38:11,041 --> 01:38:16,832
- in exchange for a transformation.
- A transformation...
1120
01:38:24,458 --> 01:38:29,749
I hear a celestial sound under my sky
1121
01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:35,957
This perfect world is waiting for you
to cut its ribbon
1122
01:38:37,291 --> 01:38:42,665
I can't wait for it
1123
01:38:59,625 --> 01:39:02,874
As those of you at home
can see on our monitor,
1124
01:39:02,875 --> 01:39:06,082
Cuckoo's vote count is skyrocketing.
1125
01:39:31,541 --> 01:39:33,082
3.8 million votes!
1126
01:39:34,916 --> 01:39:37,124
Welcome back, Cuckoo!
1127
01:39:38,708 --> 01:39:41,207
You're back! You're back! You're back!
1128
01:39:44,583 --> 01:39:45,999
Thank you so much! Thank you!
1129
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,000
Do your best!
1130
01:39:47,833 --> 01:39:48,833
I will!
1131
01:39:49,541 --> 01:39:50,861
The same goes for your boyfriend!
1132
01:39:51,208 --> 01:39:53,082
Tiger versus Joe Weah!
1133
01:40:03,625 --> 01:40:06,207
Our main event
on "Champion of Champions"
1134
01:40:06,208 --> 01:40:09,457
came to a surprisingly brutal end.
1135
01:40:09,458 --> 01:40:12,624
Ma looks to be seriously injured,
1136
01:40:12,625 --> 01:40:15,124
but the crowd is still buzzing
with excitement.
1137
01:40:15,583 --> 01:40:17,707
I don't have the words to explain it.
1138
01:40:27,083 --> 01:40:28,249
Don't fight him!
1139
01:40:30,291 --> 01:40:31,291
I'll be fine!
1140
01:42:54,875 --> 01:42:56,332
Good luck.
1141
01:42:59,666 --> 01:43:00,666
Good luck.
1142
01:43:17,875 --> 01:43:22,124
He's back to avenge his master!
Please welcome back...
1143
01:43:22,125 --> 01:43:27,290
The Gluttonous Boxer: Tiger!
1144
01:44:00,416 --> 01:44:03,457
I can withstand my wounds...
1145
01:44:03,875 --> 01:44:06,665
decaying endlessly
1146
01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:13,332
I can't let my dreams become rusted...
1147
01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:20,457
The days can be tough
1148
01:44:21,125 --> 01:44:23,999
but I can't let life
1149
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:30,707
take me by the throat
1150
01:44:34,541 --> 01:44:39,499
There is no weight class
in this exciting championship fight,
1151
01:44:39,583 --> 01:44:44,415
but the weight difference
between Weah and Tiger is huge.
1152
01:44:46,250 --> 01:44:48,165
Tiger is sticking
to traditional boxing moves!
1153
01:44:48,166 --> 01:44:50,499
He hasn't used a single kick,
lock or tackle!
1154
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:53,415
He's fighting for his master!
His dignity!
1155
01:44:53,583 --> 01:44:55,743
This is too hard for him!
He's truly at a disadvantage!
1156
01:44:55,791 --> 01:44:57,540
Has it started?
1157
01:44:59,875 --> 01:45:01,290
Let me see it.
1158
01:45:07,333 --> 01:45:09,499
To defend his master's dignity,
1159
01:45:09,500 --> 01:45:11,707
he's sticking to his fists.
1160
01:45:11,708 --> 01:45:13,749
This is suicide!
1161
01:45:45,375 --> 01:45:48,499
Defense...
1162
01:45:52,458 --> 01:45:55,540
Tiger is forced to use MMA moves.
He seems to be dizzy.
1163
01:45:58,375 --> 01:46:00,415
To defend his master's dignity,
1164
01:46:00,416 --> 01:46:02,624
he's sticking to his fists.
1165
01:46:02,625 --> 01:46:05,290
This is suicide!
1166
01:46:06,250 --> 01:46:09,207
Tiger is losing his consciousness.
1167
01:46:09,208 --> 01:46:12,832
- You're up, Cuckoo.
- He's a total mess.
1168
01:46:32,208 --> 01:46:39,040
The two of us aren't that different
1169
01:46:39,875 --> 01:46:45,999
One is dumb and the other is rash
1170
01:46:46,833 --> 01:46:53,040
We're both chasing our dreams,
but we're ordinary
1171
01:46:54,375 --> 01:47:00,124
That's how we fell in love
1172
01:47:01,458 --> 01:47:08,582
You see me ridiculed by the world
1173
01:47:08,583 --> 01:47:15,957
I see you stand up for me
1174
01:47:15,958 --> 01:47:23,165
You stopped being a hero
to be my audience
1175
01:47:23,166 --> 01:47:31,166
And now I know...
1176
01:47:37,750 --> 01:47:40,249
You worked harder than anyone else
1177
01:47:40,250 --> 01:47:44,540
Your biggest dream is to fulfill mine
1178
01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:47,124
You're the most successful person I know
1179
01:47:47,125 --> 01:47:50,207
You sacrificed yourself
to make me extraordinary
1180
01:47:50,250 --> 01:47:51,707
You win.
1181
01:47:51,708 --> 01:47:55,415
I'm your audience,
no matter what the world says
1182
01:47:55,416 --> 01:47:57,999
You're my hero
1183
01:47:58,000 --> 01:48:02,290
Having you defend me
is my greatest achievement
1184
01:48:02,291 --> 01:48:04,832
In my eyes, you're the biggest star
1185
01:48:04,833 --> 01:48:12,082
You're a hero. My hero
1186
01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:28,665
- Gimme the camera!
- What the hell are you doing?!
1187
01:48:28,666 --> 01:48:29,957
Gimme that!
1188
01:48:35,916 --> 01:48:37,874
Out of the way! Out of the way!
1189
01:48:58,000 --> 01:49:01,290
Hang in there, Tiger! Don't give up!
1190
01:49:02,537 --> 01:49:03,544
He's going to win!
1191
01:49:03,569 --> 01:49:05,374
No, he's going to die!
1192
01:49:06,250 --> 01:49:07,730
It's ten times the usual prize money!
1193
01:49:23,583 --> 01:49:25,415
Get ready to go live!
1194
01:49:25,750 --> 01:49:28,540
- Come on, back, back, back!
- Don't rush!
1195
01:49:28,541 --> 01:49:31,165
Easy now. Sit down.
1196
01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:33,207
Butt out!
1197
01:49:33,666 --> 01:49:36,332
Hang in there, Tiger! Tiger!
1198
01:49:36,357 --> 01:49:37,528
You're fine! Pick it up, Tiger!
1199
01:49:37,553 --> 01:49:39,915
Don't give up, man!
1200
01:49:40,791 --> 01:49:42,207
Am I going to die?
1201
01:49:42,291 --> 01:49:44,124
No way! I believe in you!
1202
01:49:44,416 --> 01:49:45,832
Tell Cuckoo...
1203
01:49:45,857 --> 01:49:46,817
Say what?
1204
01:49:46,842 --> 01:49:47,842
I...
1205
01:49:53,134 --> 01:49:54,141
Hang in there, man!
1206
01:49:54,166 --> 01:49:55,166
What did you just say?
1207
01:49:56,291 --> 01:49:57,291
Hurry up!
1208
01:49:57,750 --> 01:50:01,415
Get ready to go live!
1209
01:50:02,750 --> 01:50:05,374
It's Cuckoo!
1210
01:50:25,291 --> 01:50:28,082
It's Cuckoo!
Every time she cheers Tiger on,
1211
01:50:28,083 --> 01:50:32,999
he turns the fight around!
Will we see another miracle?
1212
01:50:33,041 --> 01:50:35,749
Cuckoo!
1213
01:50:38,083 --> 01:50:39,457
Cuckoo!
1214
01:50:49,083 --> 01:50:51,999
You can do it, Tiger...!
1215
01:50:52,333 --> 01:50:53,999
Look, Tiger! Look!
1216
01:50:54,166 --> 01:50:55,665
You can do it, Tiger!
1217
01:50:56,583 --> 01:50:57,583
Did you win?
1218
01:50:57,625 --> 01:50:58,790
I quit.
1219
01:50:59,333 --> 01:51:01,415
Go back and perform! I'm fine!
1220
01:51:01,958 --> 01:51:05,874
You can't die! I love you!
1221
01:51:31,125 --> 01:51:35,374
You can do it, Tiger...!
1222
01:51:45,791 --> 01:51:48,124
Get up, Tiger! Get up!
1223
01:52:17,791 --> 01:52:19,915
Stop! Just stop!
1224
01:52:44,041 --> 01:52:45,041
Yes! That's the way!
1225
01:52:51,958 --> 01:52:53,957
Tiger has pulled off the Revolver!
1226
01:52:53,958 --> 01:52:56,124
Followed by his mentor's
Ma Combo Punches!
1227
01:52:56,125 --> 01:52:58,082
It's the ultimate comeback!
1228
01:53:01,541 --> 01:53:03,957
Tiger and Cuckoo! What a couple!
1229
01:53:03,958 --> 01:53:07,582
It's too amazing!
It's too incredible! It's too....
1230
01:53:10,583 --> 01:53:11,874
We win!
1231
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:22,999
Cuckoo!
1232
01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:23,975
We win!
1233
01:53:24,000 --> 01:53:25,749
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
1234
01:53:26,041 --> 01:53:27,165
Tiger!
1235
01:53:27,500 --> 01:53:28,665
Cuckoo!
1236
01:53:29,500 --> 01:53:31,040
Cuckoo!
1237
01:53:31,875 --> 01:53:32,999
Cuckoo!
81923
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
