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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,590 Now, you just remember who was behind the wheel that night. 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,830 Home sweet home. You owe me. 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,510 You're not my son. You need to leave me and my family alone. 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,950 - Lisa's pregnant. - We don't even know if it's mine. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,390 I took you back after what you did but I did it for the wrong reasons. 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,910 I'm sorry. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,110 Terry! 8 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,510 She won't leave him, not for someone like you. 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,790 He's gone. He said he didn't want to get involved with your mess. 10 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,580 You know he's leaving. Leaving you. 11 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,350 ♪ If I were to say to you 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,350 ♪ "Can you keep a secret?" 13 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,070 ♪ Would you know just what to do 14 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,030 ♪ Or where to keep it? 15 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,670 ♪ Then I say "I love you" 16 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,910 ♪ And foul the situation 17 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,590 ♪ Hey, girl, I thought we were 18 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,710 ♪ The right combination 19 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,670 ♪ Who broke my heart? 20 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,310 ♪ You did, you did 21 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,270 ♪ Bow to the target 22 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,430 ♪ Blame Cupid, Cupid 23 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,190 ♪ You think you're smart 24 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,270 ♪ Stupid, stupid 25 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:13,390 ♪ Shoot that poison arrow though my heart 26 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,910 ♪ Shoot that poison arrow... ♪ 27 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,990 Ta-da! 28 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,030 Welcome to the venue 29 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,270 for our exotic lingerie event. 30 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,070 Come again? 31 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,750 I had my first snog with Russy here 32 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,230 in the bogs round the back. 33 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:40,230 Mm-hm. We're gonna fill this place with as many women as we can find. 34 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,830 And we'll recruit them, get them to book parties. 35 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,070 We'll play games, we'll do a fashion show 36 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,870 which we will model in along with our new recruits. 37 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,070 You're not going to get me into a siren fishnet body stocking. 38 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,550 Not outside the bedroom anyway. 39 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,150 If we club together, it won't cost much to rent the place. 40 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,950 - Let's hope we fill it. - Course we can. 41 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,830 - It'll be fun. - Oh, I could ask Russell to model the male range. 42 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,190 You know, willy warmers and that. 43 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,190 - Your Russell? - Russell Moses Bundy? - In a willy warmer? 44 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,830 Yeah. 45 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,360 So, what do you think? You in? 46 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,750 Yeah. 47 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,080 - ♪ Inside out and round and round... ♪ - Woo-hoo! 48 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,430 Hello! There you go. 49 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,470 Fancy a big night? Ladies only. 50 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,510 Excuse me? 51 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,470 Oh, my feet are throbbing from trudging round town. 52 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,510 Um... 53 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,910 - I've got to go. - Not a date with Graham, is it? 54 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,950 Lunch at the golf club. 55 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,990 - Fancy. - You're seeing Graham? 56 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,030 Graham Graham from the wedding? 57 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,070 - Yes. - That's funny. 58 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,030 - I didn't think he was your type. - Yeah, I thought that. 59 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,070 But it turns out he is. Bye. 60 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,120 - Bye. - Bye. 61 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,870 Ooh, come on. 62 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,190 No, no, Dawn, I don't think we should go in there. 63 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,630 Why not? They are a randy bunch. 64 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,670 I once went out with a copper. 65 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,400 He snogged me so hard, I got gout. 66 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,120 Yeah. 67 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,790 Are you married? 68 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,030 Yes, thank you. 69 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,310 Would your wife and friends like to come to our exotic lingerie evening? 70 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,150 I'm all the exotic she needs. 71 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,200 Yeah, I doubt that. 72 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,070 Hey, how's about you two? 73 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,110 You got a girlfriend that might be interested? 74 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,470 - No. - I'd let you take me out, 75 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,390 but I'm a married woman. 76 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:33,470 Don't waste your time. He's leaving. He's getting the last train south on Saturday. 77 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,820 Couldn't handle it up here with the real men. 78 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,630 Dawn, I've got to get home, so... 79 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,870 Oh. Pauline, what are you doing here? 80 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,910 I've got your outfit for the event. 81 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,630 - I thought you were at work. - I'm doing a job later. 82 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,030 I was admiring his... his artwork. 83 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,710 - They're shit. - Richie! 84 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,350 - What? - He's right. 85 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,540 Those are, but these... 86 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,470 .. well, they're rather marvellous. 87 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,510 Well, he's got a place to study art, 88 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,550 but he doesn't want to go. 89 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,110 No point to it. It's poncey. 90 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,670 Can't earn a living drawing pictures. 91 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,480 Ah. 92 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,750 My aunt took me to Paris when I was a young girl. 93 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,470 It was incroyable. 94 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,070 The cafes, the wine. 95 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,120 The art galleries. 96 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,630 When I came home I told my father I wanted to travel, 97 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,680 see the world. 98 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,080 And he told me I wouldn't last five minutes on my own. 99 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,800 So I stayed. 100 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:54,360 To have a mum and dad who love you enough to let you go... 101 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,910 .. well, I think you're lucky. 102 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,240 Right, Nita, let's try this outfit. 103 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,350 ♪ .. Can I drive you... 104 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,190 God, Neet, 105 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,030 seeing him... 106 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,780 - You knew he were leaving though. - I know, but... 107 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,750 It's nothing. It's too late now anyway. 108 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,670 He's made his choice. I've made mine. 109 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,910 You girls... 110 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,960 this event... 111 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,800 .. I never knew how much I wanted it all. 112 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,550 - If I hadn't met you, Neet... - Oh, give over. 113 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,590 I'm serious. 114 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,390 If you want to kiss me, you should know I forgot to brush my teeth. 115 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,270 ♪ I've been to paradise 116 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:48,760 ♪ But I've never been to me ♪ 117 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,520 - Stanley, your time slot's up. - I'm not finished yet. 118 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,270 - There's a backlog. - Well, try eating prunes. 119 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,310 I'll just use the downstairs, then. I need a strip wash. 120 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,350 - You can't. Russell's using it. - Oh, 121 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,910 I've asked Russy to model in my fashion show, wearing a willy warmer. 122 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,310 - He's gonna wear a what? - It won't flush. 123 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,630 Well, try it again! 124 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,510 You want Russ to wear a... 125 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,270 in front of a group of women, Spake's customers, 126 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,830 and he's not bothered? 127 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,830 Well, I bloody am! Did you know about this? 128 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,950 Russell modelling a... 129 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,550 - An appendage warmer. - We'll be a laughing stock. 130 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,590 A butcher and his clients, 131 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,590 it's a special relationship. 132 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,390 - Downstairs lav is free! - Coming! 133 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:37,350 Russy said he can get a shower in that bidet down there if you get the right angle. 134 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,390 Right, that's it. I've had enough. 135 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,310 The lunatics are taking over. Do something, Pauline. 136 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,600 All clear in here. 137 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,280 - Give over. - What? 138 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:53,880 - There's kids downstairs need me. - There's a man up here needs you. 139 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,990 Have you given Richie any extra money this week? 140 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,950 - You're joking, aren't you? - I found new clothes stuffed under his bed. 141 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,750 - He's earning isn't he?. - He's only been working for a few weeks. 142 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,790 And you know what Dougie's like. 143 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,180 He'll be playing him and... 144 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,110 - making him feel all important. - Come on, love. 145 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,030 Richie's home. 146 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,550 We're getting back to normal. 147 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,750 Don't start looking for trouble. 148 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,000 Hey? 149 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,080 Can I come in? 150 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,680 What do you want? 151 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,280 I... I wanted to ask if you'd do something for me before I leave. 152 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,150 Would you ask Pauline about my father? 153 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,350 - I-I just need to know who he is. - Johnny, I can't. 154 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,910 Steph, I know... 155 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,910 I don't mean anything to you. Not any more. 156 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,630 - Pauline's made that clear. - What? 157 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,710 She said you'd always go back to him, Terry. 158 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,550 And that night at the police station, you came for him. 159 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,520 - I came for... - We're home. 160 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,830 He's a bit old for teddy bears, isn't he? 161 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,870 Maybe. 162 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,070 But we all hang onto things. 163 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,270 I've got a bikini at the back of my wardrobe I've never worn. 164 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,320 - You'd look fabulous in a bikini. - Oh! 165 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,230 I've been thinking, 166 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,150 why don't we clear out those rooms above the butcher's? 167 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,350 And give them to Dawn and Russell? 168 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,350 - At my expense? - There's only one bedroom, 169 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,990 - so Stanley will have to stay here. - The boy's a pain. 170 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,160 I caught him trying to draw a moustache on my downstairs portrait. 171 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,550 If we'd have had a son... 172 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,140 .. he would have been something else, wouldn't he? 173 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,430 Maybe he'd have tried to draw a moustache on your portrait, too. 174 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,870 How was your sleepover with Dad at Uncle Barry's? 175 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,710 Dad's got his own room now with a little TV. 176 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,760 Oh. 177 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,670 - How was your sleepover? - Whatever you think you walked into, you didn't. 178 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,350 - Don't lie to me. - I'm not, Terry. 179 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,550 But maybe one day I will meet someone. 180 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,560 Maybe you will. 181 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,640 I won't. 182 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,070 You were a good husband. You were. 183 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,400 And we were happy. 184 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,870 But what happened changed us. 185 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,910 And we can't go back. 186 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,760 We tried, but... 187 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,070 Maybe we should just... 188 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,110 do what we both do well 189 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,470 and be a good mum and dad to our son. 190 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,520 I need you, Steph. 191 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,400 No, you don't. 192 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,310 You need a wife. 193 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,430 And that can't be me. 194 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,400 - So you're choosing him? - No. 195 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,680 I'm choosing me. 196 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,620 Russell, lad, I want to speak... 197 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,380 - Argh! - Argh! 198 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,090 What in God's name is that? 199 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,730 - It's called the Flasher. - Cover up! 200 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:46,730 For heaven's sake! Whatever's next? 201 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,370 - I think she wanted me to try the Crocodile Posing Pouch. - Stop! 202 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:54,220 When did all this become normal conversation? 203 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:57,450 Standards are slipping. 204 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,900 I'm calling a house meeting. 205 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,660 - Steph. - Hi. 206 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:08,930 - Oh. - They're raffle prizes, Mum. 207 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,850 Put something over them. 208 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,900 Please. 209 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,250 I hope my grandson isn't privy to... 210 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,370 No, of course not. 211 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:22,050 Seems your event is causing quite a stir around town. 212 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,170 Great. The more women we can get interested in coming, 213 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:28,690 the more we make on the night and then once we've paid the hall off... 214 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:31,650 What happens if it fails, Stephanie, and you end up in debt? 215 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,090 You have to learn to live within your means. 216 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:36,090 I'm doing well, Mum. 217 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,210 I'm paying my rent, I'm paying my bills. 218 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,850 I put a bit by. 219 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,050 I'm doing it for me and Dean. 220 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,210 I didn't want to have to rely on anyone. 221 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:46,410 Is Terry not paying up for Dean? 222 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,370 Of course he is. 223 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,530 Maybe for now, but you wait till he gets himself a new wife and a kiddy. 224 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,210 Dean won't get a look-in. 225 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:57,380 Men move on to pastures new without a backward glance. 226 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:01,140 But for a lone woman with kiddies, well, 227 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:04,860 no man wants to take on another man's child. 228 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,490 I can do this on my own. 229 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:11,650 Next you'll be handcuffing yourself to the railings 230 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,770 and breastfeeding in the street. 231 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,420 - In my day... - Oh, Mum! 232 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,060 It's not your day. It's my day. 233 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,860 What are you doing? 234 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:31,410 I've called you all together because I've got an announcement to make. 235 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,650 - You're dying, aren't you? - No. - How long you got? A year? Month? Week? 236 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,290 - He's not dying, Dawn. - What's he want, then? 237 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,850 My programme's on soon. 238 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,210 Pauline and I have decided that... 239 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,450 you can't live here any more. 240 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:47,400 - You're kicking us out? - Let me finish, young lady. 241 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:51,920 We want to offer you the flat above the butcher's. 242 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,130 - Wowee. - It's not much. 243 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,450 It's been a store room for years but it's a start. 244 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,570 Our own place? 245 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:08,690 It's only got one bedroom, so Stanley will have to stay for now. 246 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:12,020 - Thank God. - It won't be gratis. You'll be paying rent. 247 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,900 Well, nominal. I'll take it directly out of your wages. 248 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,500 Pauline, thank you. 249 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:26,250 Course, this is dependent on you not parading around 250 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,970 in the all-together at that show. 251 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,610 Terry. 252 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,010 What do you want, Steph? 253 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:44,370 Er... I just thought you might like to look after Dean tomorrow night. 254 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,330 I'm doing the party at Maythorpe Hall. 255 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:49,570 Did your mother say no? I thought you might have asked lover boy. 256 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,650 - He's not my... - I don't want that man in my house. 257 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,690 And I don't want him in my bed. 258 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,370 It stopped being your bed 259 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,820 when you slept with Lisa and she got pregnant. 260 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,380 Come on, Terry, if it was the other way around, would you forgive me? 261 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,850 You've got to move out of here. 262 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:15,800 What are you doing still living here? It's not right. 263 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:20,810 - I'd better go. - Yeah. 264 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:33,970 Is everything all right? 265 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,020 Fine. 266 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,530 Do you want a drink? 267 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,370 No. 268 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,420 No, thank you. 269 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,900 Suits you... being pregnant. 270 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,090 Not many women can pull it off, but... 271 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:15,540 you've got it down to a fine art over t'years. 272 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,570 I wanna talk about Richie. 273 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,760 I wanna talk about you. 274 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,970 You could have done so much better than your Kieren. 275 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,620 - Look... - You're clever, 276 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,730 - classy. - I'm grateful 277 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,170 - that you found Richie. - Finally. 278 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,050 Someone says thank you. 279 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:42,540 - But I don't want him... - Getting involved in owt dodgy. 280 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:47,290 He's my apprentice, Neety. 281 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,340 Don't call me that. 282 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,010 He's walking around wearing new fancy clothes. 283 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,730 - Have you got him nicking stuff? - He bought them himself. 284 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,690 With money he earned. We did a house clearance. 285 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,890 A legit one. 286 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,130 He's safe wi' me. 287 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:06,780 - I wanted him to go to college. - Waste of time. 288 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,530 He's making money. 289 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,570 Money... 290 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,890 that's gonna help you out. 291 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,410 Right, now I've got to make the orgasmic bingo cards for Nita. 292 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,570 - What's that, then? - It's just like normal bingo, 293 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,210 but when you get a line, you have to make a noise. 294 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:40,220 What sort of noise? 295 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,890 I can't wait to get onstage for this event. 296 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,650 Who will model the men's pouches if I'm not doing it? 297 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,490 Karen said that her spotty Kev will do it. 298 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,250 For a snog, but... 299 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,130 he hasn't got what you've got. 300 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:01,010 - He'll just put everyone off. - He won't give us the flat if I do it. 301 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:04,450 He's a bloody bugger. Pauline will go mad if she finds out what he said. 302 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,490 I don't want to get him into any bother. 303 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,810 I really want this place. 304 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,930 Yes! 305 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,610 So what do I win, then? 306 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:19,160 - Snuggle up over here and I'll show you. - Grr! 307 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:21,970 Brian is just parking up. 308 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:26,090 He's not good at hill starts so he's trying to do a three-point turn. 309 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:29,650 There's no telling him. Is this everything for tomorrow? 310 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,690 Let's get this lot out to Brian. 311 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,740 You lied to him. 312 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:38,050 You told Johnny that I'd always go back to Terry. 313 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,440 What else did you tell him? 314 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:44,490 I told him what I had to. To defend my family. 315 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:49,130 - He is your family! - No. Brian is my family. Shall we move these boxes? 316 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,970 Pauline, Johnny is leaving on the last train tomorrow. 317 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,050 Then we don't have to discuss this again. 318 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,290 - He just wants to know who his father is. - Enough. 319 00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,410 If this is about Brian, you don't know that you'll lose him. 320 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,650 I'm not willing to take that risk. 321 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,810 To destroy 30 years of marriage. 322 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:08,060 I'm not like you and I can't lie to Johnny. 323 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,160 If you let Johnny go... 324 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,080 .. I'll tell you who his father is. 325 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:35,010 My father said I was disgusting... 326 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,260 .. to let a man like that... 327 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,900 .. touch me, 328 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,610 .. have his half-breed. 329 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,530 That's what my father called our baby. 330 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,650 He told me to get rid of it. Sent me away. 331 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,700 No-one knew. 332 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:56,220 Not even the man whose child it was. 333 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,290 I lied to him... 334 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,330 to Brian... 335 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,370 to Johnny... 336 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,410 and myself. 337 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,450 And after a while, 338 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,490 it was as if... 339 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,740 none of it had happened. 340 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,400 He was an American private. 341 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:18,930 Over here to decommission an airbase. 342 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:22,340 His name was Charles Felix. 343 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,740 And I loved him. 344 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,700 Deeply. 345 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,570 Pauline! Get a move on! 346 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,930 They'll have my wheels off round here. 347 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:41,810 You'll have to make other arrangements. 348 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,400 I won't be coming to the event. 349 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,030 It makes my skin crawl, the way he looked at me. 350 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,670 The way that he spoke to me. 351 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,190 Like he's got all t'power over my family and I've got nothing. 352 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,110 I don't want him in our lives any more, Kieren, 353 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,870 and I don't want him anywhere near our son. Honestly, I could kill him. 354 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,910 - Neet. - What? 355 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,870 The next thing you know he's gonna be back here getting you involved again. 356 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,910 All right, I'll talk to him. 357 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,510 What do you think I've just done? 358 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,270 - Thanks, love. - Talking is not gonna help. 359 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,320 Back in. 360 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,680 All right, mate? 361 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,750 You've taken everything from me! You've broken everything I had! 362 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:53,120 This was my chance to be a dad and you've taken it from me! 363 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,750 It might not be mine. 364 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,720 Get out of my house. 365 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,240 Blimey. 366 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,190 - You got a date? - Who would want to go out with him? 367 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,870 - He's stinky. - Give over. I've got a job on. 368 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,070 - What kind of job? - Another house clearance. 369 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,870 In those clothes? 370 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,910 Posh house. 371 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,630 Dougie wants us to make an effort. 372 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,700 - See you later. - Richie. 373 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,560 Be careful. 374 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,910 I thought Pauline was dropping stuff off earlier. 375 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,830 Not gonna be much of a show with no bloody products. 376 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,020 Gi' us a hand, you lot! 377 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,590 Spotty Kev has parked the mobile disco up outside with our stuff in. 378 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,950 Can you not call him "spotty" Kev any more now we're dating? 379 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,430 What do you want us to call him? "Dull Karen's fella"? 380 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,080 Are you calling me "Dull Karen"? 381 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,710 Course not. Gi' us a hand, you lot. 382 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,470 Not you. 383 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,360 I want a word. 384 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,990 I'm worried about you and Graham. 385 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,030 Why? It's going really well. 386 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,630 He wants me to meet his parents. He's got us tickets to Phil Collins. 387 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,510 If there was ever a reason to finish with him, there it is. 388 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,030 Tickets for Phil Collins? 389 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,070 It's not right what you're doing. 390 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,070 Pretending you have feelings for him. 391 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,990 - I'm not pretending. - Yes, you are. 392 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,950 Just don't do this. 393 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,990 I'm not... 394 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,750 brave like you. 395 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,880 I'm not brave. No, I'm full of shit, me. 396 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,950 We all love you, Hellie. 397 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,310 Linda, Pauline, Nita, 398 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,900 even Steph. 399 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,470 Don't waste your life 400 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,960 with someone that you don't love. You're better than that. 401 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,440 Yeah. Maybe. 402 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,790 Russell's Uncle Derek's a homo. 403 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,510 Maybe he knows some local lesbos. 404 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,390 - You're all right. - Come here. 405 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,830 - Hello. - Hello, is your dad there? 406 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,070 No, he's upstairs. 407 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,270 - Yeah. - Who's that? 408 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,320 It's the police. 409 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,470 Hello. 410 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,400 Steph? 411 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,630 Mum, if you're here to have a go, I don't have time. 412 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,670 I'm not. 413 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,390 I-I've come to see you off and... 414 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,030 .. wish you luck. 415 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,240 - Thank you. - Don't get soppy on me. 416 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,670 - Where's Dean? - Upstairs. 417 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,110 Pat, next door, is coming over to watch him in a bit. 418 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,950 Don't go paying for her. I'll do it. 419 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,790 Go finish getting yourself ready. 420 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,480 It's your day after all, hm? 421 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,920 Oh. 422 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,750 Er, I've come for my son. 423 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,270 - What's his name? - It was the kid who was in there. 424 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,590 I was just passing it on. 425 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,950 - Dad. - It'll be all right, son. 426 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,560 I'm here. 427 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400 Listen. 428 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,070 I need to speak to someone... 429 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,840 .. about the hit and run outside Spake's. 430 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,360 I know who did it. 431 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,280 I want to make a deal. 432 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,110 Steph. Hellie was gonna send him away since it is women only. 433 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:28,560 Where the hell's Pauline? I've got to get spotty Kev in these wet-look briefs. 434 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,680 I got your message. 435 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,200 I asked her... who your father is. 436 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,240 His name was Charles Felix. 437 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,910 He was a private in the American army. 438 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 You should find him. 439 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,240 Steph, I regret a lot of things about coming up here, but... 440 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,270 .. meeting you wasn't one of 'em. 441 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 I hope you find what you're looking for. 442 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,230 Ready? 443 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,830 Ready. 444 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,200 ♪ Let's groove tonight 445 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,830 ♪ Share the spice of life 446 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,670 ♪ Baby, slice it right 447 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,670 ♪ You're gonna groove tonight 448 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,950 ♪ Let this groove get you to move 449 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,120 ♪ It's all right, all right, all right 450 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,960 ♪ Let this groove set in your shoes... ♪ 451 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,990 You've done all this. 452 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,030 Oh, God, Neet, I'm bricking it. 453 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,550 You're bricking it? I've got to do bloody orgasmic bingo first. 454 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,390 Hey! I've booked two parties already 455 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,040 and we haven't even started yet. 456 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,430 Pauline, didn't think you were coming. 457 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,230 How long have you known? Your husband drove off 458 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,670 and left my Brian in the street. 459 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,040 What? 460 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,350 I thought you were my friend. 461 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,540 When I found out, I wanted to tell you. 462 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,360 But... 463 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,440 I'm sorry. 464 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,800 Sorry? 465 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,940 Is that all you've got? 466 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,270 - She's not getting away with it that easy. - No. 467 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,060 It's me she owes an explanation to. 468 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,510 - Shit, who's gonna do the orgasmic bingo now? - I dunno. 469 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,350 - We'll have to cancel. - We can't. 470 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,710 We'll never sell in this town again. 471 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,760 Steph! 472 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,830 I have to go. I have to find Kieren. 473 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,750 He's being held at the police station. 474 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,430 Well, he'll need me. 475 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,270 You came to my house, Nita 476 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,310 you pretended to be my friend. 477 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,440 I am your friend. 478 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,470 - But Kieren's my husband. - Well, what about my husband? 479 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,550 What about the man I love? The man I could have lost. 480 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,670 You should have told me, Nita. 481 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,190 Do you think that I took that decision lightly? 482 00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,030 You never lied? Never lied because you know if you told the truth 483 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,990 - then you'd destroy everything. - This is not about me! 484 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,830 - Pauline... - I'm not interested! - Oh, God! 485 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,550 OK, still all to play for, ladies. 486 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,310 And don't forget our incredible top prize of a lovely big neck of lamb 487 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,700 from Spake's the butcher's. 488 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,280 Next up on the orgasmic bingo... 489 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,350 - Ten. - Now we have cock and hen... 490 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,480 Number ten! 491 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,400 Get a grip, Kevin. 492 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,470 Boob juice fun, number one! 493 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,710 - Steph! - Yes! 494 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,710 Steph! Steph! 495 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,630 - Some fancy woman from head office is here. - What? 496 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,630 She introduced herself to me on the door. 497 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,790 Did you tell them we were doing this event? 498 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,190 No. Oh, God. 499 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,710 A fashion show coming up next! 500 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,190 - Any sign of Pauline? - No. 501 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,110 I will bloody thump Nita's old man running Mr S over 502 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,870 and leaving him like a dead badger at the side of the road. 503 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,070 - He did what? - You missed a right showdown. 504 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,520 Spotty Kevin's done a bloody runner. I found these in the corridor. 505 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,150 - Oh, God. - No male model? 506 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,470 - It was on the flyer. - That's how we got the old biddies in. 507 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,510 Some of 'em haven't seen a man in his undies since the '60s. 508 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,870 I'll hold 'em at bay with my marital aids display. 509 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,910 Oh! I'll ring Russy. 510 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,160 No, what about Mr Spake? 511 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,110 He won't look good in the posing pouch range. 512 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,630 Sod his bloody flat. We need Russell. 513 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,110 He is the only attractive man that we know. 514 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,150 Oh, God, oh, God. 515 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,230 It's all going wrong. What's the woman from head office doing? 516 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,320 Watching Sharon juggle four Stallions and a Lady Finger. 517 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,110 I've got to get someone, phone for an ambulance. 518 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,710 No, don't leave me. 519 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,950 Don't leave me. Don't leave me. 520 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Come on, dear. 521 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,990 Flipping heck, Mrs S, what have you done to her? 522 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,350 Nothing. She's having a bloody baby. 523 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,590 - Are you having a laugh? - Do I look as if I'm having a laugh? 524 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,710 Make her stop. There's a bloody show going on. 525 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,190 ♪ I'm gonna to go out, 526 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,310 ♪ I'm gonna let myself get 527 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,320 ♪ Absolutely soaking wet 528 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,630 ♪ It's raining men 529 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,670 ♪ Hallelujah... ♪ 530 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,590 Does everyone know what they're doing? 531 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,830 - Steph. - I can't do this, Hellie. 532 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,870 - Speak to so many. - You bloody can. 533 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,160 If we go down, so what? Might as well go down fighting. 534 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,150 - You see everything! - A male model! 535 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,800 We'll have a great time tonight! 536 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,830 Evening, ladies. How are you? 537 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,910 £3.99? 538 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,030 Three girls? Come on. 539 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,080 Go on. 540 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,520 You'll be great. 541 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,390 When we first started selling this stuff, 542 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,380 people told us that it would never work 543 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,550 and that women weren't interested in sex. 544 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,950 Good job you didn't listen! 545 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,750 Yeah, I think we've proved them wrong tonight, don't you? 546 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,510 Yeah! 547 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,310 So never let anyone tell you that you can't do it 548 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,900 or that you're not good enough. 549 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,190 Because you are. 550 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:02,110 So, without further ado, ladies, allow me to introduce 551 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,030 the fashion show. 552 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,870 First up, we have our Sally wearing the French Maid 553 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,910 coming in at £19.95. 554 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,190 Followed by our Sharon wearing the Flare, 555 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,110 coming in at a very reasonable £7.95. 556 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,310 And she is followed by Lucy in the Dreamboat. 557 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,400 Terry. You shouldn't be here. 558 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,480 Wanted to see for myself... the reason my wife walked away from me. 559 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,350 She didn't walk away cos of this. 560 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,110 It changed her. 561 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,350 .. coming soon, includes these cheeky little handcuffs, 562 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,550 ladies. Keep them for later. 563 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,870 That is still Steph. 564 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,470 Let's have a big cheer for Nicky. 565 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,190 She's found herself. 566 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,270 You need to do the same. 567 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,110 Next we have our Linda. Come on out, Linda. 568 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,710 Linda has been with us from the beginning 569 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,790 and she is wearing the Royale. Very regal, coming in at £19.50. 570 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,110 They'll be sticking around, so have a closer look later on. 571 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,320 And have an amazing night. The bar is open late. 572 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,040 Take it away. 573 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,670 I... I couldn't get hold of Russy so I've left a message with Mrs Spake. 574 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:26,080 - Nita is having a baby in the dressing room. - She's what? 575 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,950 This is Jacqueline Gold from head office. 576 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,310 Hello. I'm so sorry, is there a problem? 577 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,390 Have we done something wrong? 578 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,590 No. No, on the contrary. Seems to me you're doing everything right. 579 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,670 This event, it's inspired. We've been keeping an eye on this area. 580 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,190 Top sales most weeks. 581 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,590 Stephanie, we'd like you to be unit manager 582 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,310 in charge of this area's recruits. 583 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,510 Really? 584 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,100 Do you think you can handle it? 585 00:34:55,870 --> 00:34:56,870 Yes! 586 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,630 That's great. I accept. 587 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,670 I-I just... 588 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,200 I have to... our friend's... 589 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,470 .. having a baby in the back room. 590 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,620 - Dawn, you're in charge. - Ooh, yes, sir. 591 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,470 I should have told you the minute that I found out. 592 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,550 There's no... There's no excuses that can make this right. 593 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,470 I let you down. I let you down. You are a good person. 594 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,270 - And I am, I am normally. - I know. 595 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,390 But I looked you in the eye and I didn't say anything and I'm sorry. 596 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,910 Look, let's call a truce till the baby's here 597 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,910 and then we can fight to the death. 598 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,950 Oh, God. 599 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,990 Here it comes. 600 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,310 - Ooh! - Pant, pant. 601 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,910 Pant, pant, pant, pant, blow. 602 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,110 Blow. 603 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,440 Blow as if you've got to blow a million candles out. Go on, blow. 604 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,310 - Oh, dear. - You all right? 605 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,470 Yes, yes, I'm fine. I've just blown a bit too much, you know. 606 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,110 - I've gone a bit light. - You go. 607 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,670 - I'm fine. - No, no, no. You two are more important. 608 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,720 Oh, God. Oh, God. 609 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,510 - OK, OK, what can I do? - Get the scissors. 610 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,630 - Get the scissors. - Ohh! 611 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,670 This baby's coming. We've got to cut her out of this jumpsuit. 612 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,830 All right. 613 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,390 Ooh! 614 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,550 Next up was supposed to be our male range. 615 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,590 Yay... 616 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:26,040 But unfortunately, our male model has... 617 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,380 Well, he's done a bunk. 618 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,310 I know, I know. I know. 619 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,670 All right, Lorraine, I'm telling your mummy you're booing me. 620 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:47,350 Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there, beautiful lady. 621 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,000 Aren't you forgetting something? 622 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,430 Oh, my God! 623 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,400 ♪ Hey sucker 624 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,300 ♪ What the hell's got into you? 625 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,760 I bloody love you, Mr Bundy! 626 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,310 ♪ What's with the frown? 627 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,270 ♪ But in return, all you could say 628 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,990 ♪ Was "Hi George, meet my fiance" 629 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,040 ♪ Wise guys realise there's danger in emotional ties 630 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,830 ♪ See me, single and free 631 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,190 ♪ No tears, no fears, what I want to be 632 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:33,030 ♪ One, two, take a look at you 633 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,870 ♪ Death by matrimony! ♪ 634 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:39,640 OK, ladies, now that is all mine. 635 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:46,240 But you can pick up the Flasher posing pouch for £2.75. 636 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,720 He's so beautiful. 637 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,420 I'll go check on the ambulance. 638 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,360 What have I done? 639 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,680 Tell Steph... 640 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,720 .. not to let my son go. 641 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,840 Welcome to the madhouse, little man. 642 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,000 Oh, wow. Tiny baby. 643 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,440 Just here. 644 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,430 Don't worry, I'll come with you. 645 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,950 Yeah, we'll all come with you. 646 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,460 Doesn't mean I forgive you. 647 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,550 You look like him. He had the same eyes. 648 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,600 Kind. 649 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,360 I let him walk away. 650 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,430 I didn't fight for either of you. 651 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,720 When you were born... 652 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,040 .. I couldn't touch you. 653 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,360 Hold you. 654 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,990 Because I knew if I did, 655 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,580 I would never, ever let you go. 656 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,550 I ruined your life once and I tried to do it again to protect myself. 657 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,740 Don't give up on Steph. 658 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,550 I lied about her wanting Terry. 659 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,590 It's you she loves. 660 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,840 I just got in the way. 661 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,440 I'm so... very sorry. 662 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,830 Where's Pauline? She go home? 663 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,080 She said to tell you to not let her son go. 664 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,710 But... Johnny's gone. 665 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,750 Johnny? 666 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,030 - PC Daniels is her son? - What? 667 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,080 With Brian? 668 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,990 Well, she said to tell you to not let him go. 669 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,030 It's too late. 670 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,550 He's catching the last train. 671 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,760 - Do you love him? - Yeah. 672 00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,000 Then you should bloody tell him. 673 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,500 Oi! Train station. Now. 674 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,790 Oh, I've left Russell with all those women. They'll eat him alive. 675 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,510 I told Russell he could do the show. 676 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,270 If the lad wants to make a fool of himself in his own time, 677 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,070 there's nothing I can do to stop him. 678 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,400 Ovaltine? 679 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,400 Brian... 680 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,710 These are my son's things. 681 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,710 He's just come back into my life. 682 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,790 PC Daniels. 683 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,840 Jonathan. 684 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,340 His name was the only thing I could give him. 685 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,710 I gave him up. 686 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,040 My father made me. 687 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,640 I loved Johnny's father. 688 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,150 But I shut him out and buried it all. 689 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,350 And then I met you 690 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,440 and you made everything better. 691 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,550 Because you loved me. 692 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,320 And I loved you. 693 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,920 I do... 694 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,560 love you. 695 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,720 Right, go and get him. Good luck. 696 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,830 ♪ A love-struck Romeo 697 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,440 ♪ Sings the streets a serenade 698 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:13,840 ♪ Laying everybody low with a love song that he made 699 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,030 ♪ Steps out of the shade 700 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,150 ♪ Says something like 701 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,840 ♪ "You and me, babe, how about it?" 702 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,790 ♪ Juliet says, "Hey, it's Romeo 703 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,640 ♪ You nearly gave me a heart attack" 704 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,590 ♪ He's underneath the window 705 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,120 ♪ She's singing, "Hey, now, my boyfriend's back 706 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,720 ♪ You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that 707 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,560 ♪ Anyway, what you gonna do about it?" 708 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,960 ♪ Juliet 709 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,950 ♪ The dice was loaded from the start 710 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,110 ♪ And I bet 711 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,030 ♪ And you exploded in my heart 712 00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,240 ♪ And I forget, I forget 713 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,550 ♪ The movie song 714 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,470 ♪ It was just that the time was wrong ♪ 715 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,790 You're not going anywhere. 716 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,440 Well, I wasn't intending to. 52800

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