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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,303 What is this sir? 2 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,347 You guaranteed that you'd teach me in a week! 3 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,053 My promotion's going to be announced today. 4 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,429 Which means life will be moving forward... 5 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,011 But look at my reverse! It sucks! 6 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,305 Relax, you'll be fine... 7 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,647 See this watch? 8 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,058 A student gifted it to me yesterday... 9 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,027 foreign... not the watch, my student. 10 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,109 A teacher's reward... don't you forget. 11 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,610 C'mon try again... 12 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,205 Man...I'm getting an automatic! 13 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,409 Why are you wasting my time teaching me on manual gears? 14 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,035 If you learn on the manual stick shift, 15 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,919 you'll be able to drive any car in the world. 16 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,080 Who knows, today you're driving an automatic, 17 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,331 tomorrow you may not even own a cycle! 18 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,213 Sir must you think such evil thoughts aloud early in the morning? 19 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,176 My promotion is up today... Say something positive. 20 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,388 Well if the teacher's reward is in my fate, 21 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,098 you will surely get your promotion. 22 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,049 Sir if you keep sharing these wise thoughts.. 23 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,058 ...Instead of teaching me how to drive, 24 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,218 I'm never going to reach the office... 25 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,975 then no promotion, no car. - Got a girlfriend? 26 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,397 How does it matter? - What did you say her name was? 27 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,767 Mayera 28 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,526 Put it in self... 29 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:46,111 Now focus on her, see her face before your eyes... 30 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,487 take her name lovingly and leave the clutch... 31 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,944 Mayera... 32 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,576 Ya baby Mayera - See the girlfriend's magic!? 33 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:04,879 Hey jigida jigida Hey jigida jigida 34 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,221 Hey jigida jigida Hey hey jigida jigida 35 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,810 Tell the stars not to bend for me, 36 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:26,314 The sun like a candle shines on my night. 37 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:30,196 Each goal waits for me patiently, 38 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,996 The lines of my palm change when I like. 39 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:38,580 I have a blank sheet in my hands, 40 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,252 To write whatever I like. 41 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,042 My days will be like this, 42 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,873 My friends will be so, 43 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:51,384 Even my God makes all my wishes come true. 44 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,760 He)! jigida jigida 45 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,308 Hi hotness... is it new? 46 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,268 Zara... you like? 47 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,638 Very hot... Shall I gobble you up? 48 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,773 He)! jigida jigida 49 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,067 Hey hey jigida jigida 50 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,500 Ok... See you at lunch. 51 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,050 Today is promotion day right? 52 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,631 So eat in your cubicle. - Ok 53 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,842 Keep working... look extra busy... 54 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,055 Usual tactics dear... - Bye bye bye bye 55 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,636 Hello - Oh sorry... 56 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,347 Bye love you.. - Bye..see ya... Have a good day 57 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,555 Fingers crossed. Bye 58 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:45,062 Mornings rise when I gesture. 59 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,769 The moon revolves 60 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,566 around my roof-top. - We'll get a good bargain sir. 61 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,147 Start with your price, then come to ours... 62 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,649 That's how we build relationships. 63 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,533 Our horizontals, your verticals... 64 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,947 Can only integrate them both with forward planning.. 65 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,403 ...and long term thinking sir! 66 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,658 Strategise Sir! 67 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:01,333 I have an account in the shop of desires, 68 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:06,164 Even destiny is designed to fit my form. 69 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,248 Like balls of wool, 70 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,333 My ways unfold. 71 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,842 Below my feet, 72 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:18,767 If I find my dream, 73 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,807 it will try to come true- 74 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,014 And follow my lead. 75 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,307 Congratulations sir, you made the right decision! 76 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,813 I'm mailing you the contract right away sir! 77 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,733 I got it... I'm a little too cool man... 78 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,117 Hi - Wassup? 79 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,485 Promotion? 80 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,740 Post lunch 81 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:38,995 Post lunch 82 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:39,905 Cool 83 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,331 No, no, no, this is not working... 84 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,874 See, over here... 85 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,035 Those better than me, 86 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,166 Try a hundred tricks, 87 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:51,216 But I am not afraid, no way. 88 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,464 If they block my road, 89 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,553 I will jump, I will jolt. 90 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,554 I will get ahead some way. 91 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,977 I will bolt my plans in place, 92 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,020 I will turn the spanner strong, 93 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:08,184 I will tightly screw my victories, 94 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,360 To the solid ground. 95 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,403 Take away the sky, 96 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:16,359 I will still ﬂy, high... 97 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:22,414 He)! jigida jigida 98 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,617 Hey hey jigida jigida 99 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:30,916 100 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,795 Hey hey jigida jigida 101 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,126 Go to hell! 102 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,919 What a crap raise! 103 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,671 Hey what about you? 104 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,552 What a shame it took them this long.. 105 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,508 ...now if they'd done this a year ago.. 106 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,844 I'd have easily doubled productivity by now... 107 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,600 Meet the new Senior Executive, Marketing and Sales. 108 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,808 Wow! You're really cool bro... 109 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,809 Thanks... thanks guys 110 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,914 Guess what? - What? 111 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,166 Check this out. 112 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,048 Wow... Gold! - Guess the credit limit. 113 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,675 Hmmm... two? 114 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,336 Hunh! Three! 115 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,046 WOW! 116 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,426 Wow! - Mayera no Mayera 117 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,476 you bought sandals just last month... 118 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,434 What do you think? - Very hot... 119 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,269 Shall I gobble you up? 120 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,275 It's slightly expensive... 121 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,816 Should I? 122 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,026 Go for it. - Here you go. 123 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,486 Hang on... 124 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,867 Wow! Platinum! 125 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,032 When did this happen? - Today! 126 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,081 And the credit limit... four lakhs? 127 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,704 Wow... the four lakh platinum card... 128 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,539 And here I'm showing off my three lakh gold... 129 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,007 Why didn't you tell me dear? 130 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,089 Sweetheart... I didn't want to ruin your excitement... 131 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,761 This is why... - Your card ma'am. 132 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,301 Mayera... you're too... 133 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,017 Love you. - I love you too... 134 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,303 - Your signature please... 135 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,480 Thanks 136 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:11,522 Thank you - You are welcome sir 137 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,434 Enjoy your cheesecake 138 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,770 Uuuhh.. nice - This is yumm 139 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,912 So where do we go from here? 140 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,534 Back to office 141 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,625 No silly... we've been together for two years, 142 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,084 now what? 143 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,419 What?... Now? 144 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,214 Papa is looking for proposals... all multi millionaires. 145 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,506 Hmm... 146 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,752 Multi-millionaire ha!! Not bad! 147 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,211 Not bad. 148 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,888 Ok, I will say yes to the richest guy. 149 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,932 Done? - Done... 150 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,468 Excuse me. 151 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,889 Cheque please... 152 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:53,936 My turn!!... 153 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,113 Wow!! 154 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,036 Ok Mayera Sehgal, 155 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,959 if I was promoted a year ago, 156 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,411 I would have proposed then 157 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,005 and saved you from Papa Osama's bombardment 158 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:20,292 Anyway, now that I'm a Senior Executive, 159 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,627 So... 160 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,593 Will you marry me? 161 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,929 Yes... 162 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,061 Let me tell papa... 163 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,859 Mention Senior Executive Mohit Chaddha... 164 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,527 Osama will be impressed... 165 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,025 If you call my dad Osama once more, 166 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,818 I swear I'll mix RDX in your coffee! 167 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,741 Tell him about my car... my car... - Ok. 168 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,169 Hey, tell him that... - Shush... ringing... 169 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,093 Hi papa - Why didn't you call at lunch time? 170 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,381 I was in an important meeting... 171 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,425 I sent you an sms, you never read them... 172 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,969 Should I read my transfer orders now, or your messages? 173 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,347 Transfer... Oh no, not again! 174 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,552 Bloody... 175 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,554 Just a month away from retirement... 176 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,774 and they've transferred me to bloody Animal Husbandry... 177 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:18,892 Animal what? 178 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,101 Husbandry... 179 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,024 It's under the Ministry of Agriculture... 180 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,565 isn't there one decent posting in my fate... 181 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,076 I will resign, today itself... 182 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,370 I'm going to write such a stinker of a resignation letter, 183 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,322 It'll shake up the whole Government... you see... 184 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,624 Like you've sent any of the resignation letters 185 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,121 that you wrote after the last six transfers! 186 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,293 Ok! 187 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,162 This time I'll do it! 188 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,998 I'll send in the resignation... you wait! 189 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,008 Ok bye... bye I love you 190 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,506 Hmm.. so 191 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,796 He's very lumpy yam... 192 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,423 More than normal? 193 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,009 Animal husbandry ya! Not fair no... 194 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,394 I know, poor animals... 195 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,305 But when he's in a better mood, 196 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,060 you have to come over officially, to ask for my hand in marriage. 197 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,476 Hello... I'm not coming over to ask for your hand! 198 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,356 I can't do this please... 199 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,065 Please ask for my hand... He is old school. 200 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,737 He'll be happy, we'll be happy. 201 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,280 I love you. 202 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,948 You know how to get me to do everything.. 203 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,996 ...and anything just by saying 'I love you' 204 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,873 I love you... - Ditto. 205 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,493 Gursharan... Dictation... 206 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,798 Sir, dictation...now? 207 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,589 We need to vacate this office and shift to Animal Husbandry, Sir! 208 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,090 No, first dictation. 209 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,546 Come here. - Sir! 210 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,348 To the Honourable Cabinet Secretary, 211 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,717 etc etc 212 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,518 Subject... Resignation... 213 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,100 Dear Sir... 214 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:42,229 Gursharan don't ever let your son do IAS. 215 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,023 Sir, he's very interested. 216 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,357 He is fully preparing for the entrance exam... 217 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,109 But he's just twelve... 218 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,158 Sir, only if he starts now will he be in the IAS. 219 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,239 And he'll keep getting pushed around like me! 220 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,036 No Sir, my son is very bright, 221 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,080 he will definitely reach the top... 222 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,782 And I'm not bright? 223 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,584 No no... You are very bright sir, 224 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,127 you are shining bright. 225 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,380 You came fifty eighth in the All India entrance exam Sir. 226 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,299 Only if there was some smartness 227 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,924 to go with the brightness Sir... 228 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,505 You mean, "fill my pockets then 229 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,557 I will do your work" kind of brightness... 230 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,265 If I had that I'd have gone very far, right? 231 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,470 Right... 232 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,680 Wrong Sir... 233 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,689 Filling of pockets very wrong sir. 234 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,732 Hmm... 235 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,436 That's why, I've encouraged my daughter since nursery 236 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,271 to take up a job in the private sector... 237 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,866 Mayera's salary at this point is more than 238 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,784 What I get after thirty-five years of service... 239 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,907 You write... 240 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,988 Dear sir, I have to bring to your notice... 241 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,829 Sir one humble opinion sir... - Yes? 242 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,161 Sir, you're just a month away from retirement... 243 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,870 Why resign?... 244 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,588 You'll lose your pension sir... 245 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,294 It's just a matter of one month... 246 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,544 But as per your dictation... 247 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,380 What dictation... 248 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,090 Let us shift office... 249 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,387 Let's move to Animal Husbandry... 250 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,142 Shit shit shit, it's ten thirty... 251 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,185 papa's gonna kill me 252 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,311 Listen... 253 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,935 I will come with you, he wont lose it in front of me... 254 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,316 Really? - Of course! 255 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,989 Let him just try saying something to you... 256 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,821 Osama, Obama whatever- don't worry I'll sort everything... 257 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,322 Of course. 258 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,865 What is he... a dinosaur? 259 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,996 Who sets deadlines these days? 260 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,157 I'm not afraid of anyone, ok! 261 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,413 Mayera... 262 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,045 How many times have I told you... 263 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,463 Sir there's very very very bad traffic out... 264 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,835 Is anyone talking to you? 265 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,249 No, right? 266 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,422 Who is this? 267 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,048 Mohit Chaddha papa, my friend! 268 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,383 That's me. 269 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,507 He'd got you cake and wine on New Year's eve... 270 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,053 Come on papa, he was here on my birthday... 271 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,557 he'd got me those expensive shoes, 272 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:46,062 and you'd said what kind of fool gifts shoes on a birthday... 273 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,818 We had a fight over that... 274 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,737 Oh... right... airline boy... 275 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,773 Right... Air Connect... Junior Ex... 276 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,733 Senior Mayera, Senior... have you forgotten? 277 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,909 Sorry! 278 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,785 How dare you reprimand my daughter! 279 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,241 Err.. ma'am... 280 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,088 Senior what? - Sorry? 281 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,335 Senior peon, senior clerk, 282 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,417 senior typist, senior what? 283 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,759 Senior executive sir 284 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,050 So good night Mr. Senior... it's very late, 285 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,340 I'm sure you're sleepy too. 286 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,887 No no... Not really sir Do you like cars sir? 287 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,015 I've bought a new one ...it's automatic 288 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,686 Would you like to check it out? 289 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,972 It's so cool! 290 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,230 Mayera... 291 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,572 Thank you for dropping my daughter... 292 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,401 Good night... 293 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,828 God damn these executives... 294 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,159 Bloody Osama! 295 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,371 Chill it's me.. 296 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,423 Now what? - I love you 297 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,590 Ditto 298 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,937 Mayeru I love you, but today is Sunday! 299 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,811 Get up... we're going on a picnic... 300 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,274 Are you good at Frisbee? 301 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,444 Flush? Three two five? - Three two what? 302 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,362 Never mind, it's a card game, I'll teach you... 303 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,156 You reach Humayun's Tomb by ten. 304 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,108 You're wasting my Sunday on a picnic? 305 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,735 No way! 306 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,076 Mohit, papa is in a good mood after ages... 307 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,657 he's retiring in two days... 308 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,617 God knows how jumpy he'll be then... 309 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,377 If you want to marry me, 310 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,622 you have to ask for my hand... Ok? 311 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,291 Picnic?! 312 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,051 Ask for my hand... 313 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,973 How can I? - Go... ask... 314 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,345 Oye Mohit! - Sir 315 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,844 Give me a hand boy... please - Coming sir 316 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,141 Just fix this... - Sir right away... 317 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,308 Hmm that's it. Just press it down. 318 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,768 Trying sir 319 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,199 Bloody Duffer 320 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,410 Mohit... - Yes Sir! 321 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,738 Once again... 322 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,295 It's just a frog, not a crocodile... 323 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,297 What a coward he is! 324 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,978 Ohh... so nice of you sir. 325 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,312 Mayera ready - Thank you... welcome... 326 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,064 Ask for my hand... 327 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,812 What are you thinking so much for... 328 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:38,817 Why aren't you asking? 329 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:39,943 Ask for my hand... 330 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,069 What are you doing? - I can't do it 331 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,988 Ask for my hand... - I can't do it 332 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,279 What are you two whispering about... 333 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:47,576 Are you cheating...you two? 334 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,830 No, no... 335 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,079 I'm telling him, to ask you for the hand... 336 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,120 Yes yes... he lost the last hand... 337 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,797 ok ask... 338 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,832 Come ask for the hand... 339 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,884 Sir, I... I was just wondering that... 340 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,171 Sir I was saying will you please... 341 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,383 Give me the third last card... 342 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,177 Third last... 343 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,934 One, two, 344 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,016 is this it? 345 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,900 Ace... that's an ace... Ace Mayera... 346 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,486 Oh bloody Ace. lam not playing this game. 347 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,900 You bloody cheats. 348 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,989 I'm going for a walk.. You bloody cheaters... 349 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,650 All cheaters. - What's wrong with you... 350 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,985 You just have to ask for my hand. 351 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,403 You can't do this much? 352 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,952 Humayun's wife got this tomb built. 353 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:39,045 After that Shahjehan got the same made in white marble... 354 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,342 for his missus, madam Mumtaz. 355 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,590 Taj Mahal, Agra. - Yes Sir... Agra.. 356 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,095 And after the Taj Mahal, 357 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,798 such a grand tomb was never built. 358 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,391 You know why? - Why? 359 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,016 All the craftsmen who made the Taj... 360 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,430 you know, the workers... 361 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,932 Shahjehan lined them up, 362 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,017 took out his sword and whack, 363 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,527 cut off their hands... 364 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,487 ...I mean it was a mean thing to do 365 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,814 but having said that.. You know I think. 366 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,112 Papa, Mohit wants to marry me... 367 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,452 What? - Didn't you hear me? 368 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:08,949 What did you say? 369 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,032 Not me, Mohit... Go ahead Mohit... 370 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,866 Sir... sir I love you 371 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,044 I mean I love your daughter Mayera 372 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,295 Humayun's tomb or Taj Mahal, 373 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,839 even my love will stay rock solid like 374 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,666 these monuments for centuries and centuries... 375 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,300 Sir, you quoted the hand cutting incident, 376 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,253 but I want to ask for your daughter's hand Sir... 377 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,054 I want to marry her. 378 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,435 Oh papa... why are you packing up? 379 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,057 We've not even eaten dessert... 380 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,180 Papa makes very good 'halwa'... 381 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,607 Papa... crap... 382 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,816 Papa"- papa wait... 383 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,523 Pick that up... 384 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,399 Papa, Mohit asked you for something, 385 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,117 at least give him an answer... 386 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,031 Mohit come on... 387 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,491 Papa... 388 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,155 Mohit say something! 389 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,908 Sir at least talk to us... 390 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,535 Sir we so coolly asking you for permission... 391 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,370 others just elope and get married... 392 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,747 Mohit! 393 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,465 You want to marry him... him... 394 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,260 he's talking about eloping... criminal minded. 395 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,055 Don't even think about it! 396 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,064 The Home Secretary is my batch mate, 397 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,147 the Police Commissioner of Delhi sends me naughty sms's... 398 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:27,198 I can trap you in such a case, you'll keep rotting in jail... 399 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,280 Bloody! 400 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,906 Papa 401 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,076 Uday Singh... - Sir. 402 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,956 Put all this in the car... 403 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,459 and the rest of the stuff from that boy's hands... 404 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,548 Check everything before we leave... Come on Mayera... 405 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,667 No... first say yes... 406 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,961 We'll go home and talk please... 407 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:54,346 Look Mayera, the entire IAS crowd shows up here to picnic... 408 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,014 if this news spreads in the ministry... 409 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,975 there will be unnecessary gossip... So come... 410 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,400 Ok then, I will never speak to you again. 411 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,904 Mayera! - Come on Uday Singh. 412 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,151 Sir. 413 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,995 Good girl, I'll solve all your problems. 414 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,162 Don't worry! 415 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,381 Come on. 416 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,019 What is this? Emotional blackmail? 417 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,821 What emotional blackmail? 418 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,114 It's just saffron chicken biryani, 419 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,614 and then some delicious, sweet halwa... that's all. 420 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,412 You think you'll make my favourite dishes 421 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,784 and get me to agree? 422 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,157 Forget it! 423 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,079 Ok..ok... just enjoy your chicken biryani 424 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,248 and forget that bloody loser. 425 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,250 Papa he's a Senior executive! 426 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,499 So... how does that matter? 427 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,709 A senior executive doesn't own the company, does he? 428 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,715 How does that matter... as long as he loves me... 429 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,592 Nothing happens with love... 430 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,891 Love is everything.. 431 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,219 If I didn't have your love after mummy died.. 432 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,553 ...what would I have done? 433 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,813 Why did you play mummy's role too? 434 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,014 The other IAS daddy's 435 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,605 spent their evenings at the club with their friends... 436 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,652 but you stayed home to play with me and my toys. 437 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,148 There was no money, but I had you, 438 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,695 I had your love. 439 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,991 That was enough for me. 440 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,952 Just like Mohit's love is enough for me. 441 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,496 What more do you need for happiness? 442 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,952 Money! You need money... 443 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,625 And I'm saying this from experience. 444 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,624 Look, I had a government job.. 445 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,923 I-A-S, I had a big post but empty pockets. 446 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,839 All my life I have been depriving you... 447 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,924 never gave you the pocket money.. 448 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,177 Or clothes or toys you deserved... 449 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,596 You wanted to go to the U.S. for an MBA, 450 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,097 I couldn't even give you that. 451 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,310 But now I'll get you married to a rich boy 452 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,230 who can make your every wish come true... 453 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,358 And you'll refuse my biggest wish? 454 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,735 Yes... but Mohit is an absolute no... 455 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,533 Who's asking you to blindly get married to just anyone? 456 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,824 I have a whole file, go ahead and choose yourself, 457 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,624 each one has at least a turn over of twenty five crores... yes. 458 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,413 Papa... I'm going to marry Mohit! 459 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,417 Fine... then do what you want... 460 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,675 Whether I live, I die, I'm sad, I'm unhappy, what do you care... 461 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,715 Mohit ya... papa is not ready to listen at all... 462 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,013 he's being so stubborn! 463 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,118 Fourteenth floor please... 464 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,256 Do you know Mohit Chaddha? 465 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,338 From marketing? 466 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,178 How is his character? 467 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,471 Mohit sir, he's always stuck to one madam.. 468 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,099 Always stuck to madam? 469 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:29,064 She comes here too... no scoop, no scandal. 470 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,100 But why are you enquiring about him? 471 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,068 Survey Family planning! 472 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,781 Mohit Chaddha. - I was passing by your office... 473 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,699 had some work... let's have a cup of coffee? 474 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,617 Who the hell are you? 475 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,616 I'm Sehgal... - Sehgal, who? 476 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,410 Sehgal from Income Tax... 477 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,911 I've come to file a case on you... 478 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,206 Sir but I have filed all my tax returns... 479 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:53,665 I'm Mayera's father Sehgal, you bloody... 480 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,755 I'm calling from your office reception. 481 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,505 So sorry Sir... I couldn't recognize your voice, 482 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,636 because I was talking to you for the first time on the phone... 483 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,055 Sir, you had some work here? 484 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,893 What's your salary? 485 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:08,979 Sir Sixty five thousand. 486 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,139 Sixty five only! 487 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,395 Sir my Hindi counting is a bit weak... Sir. 488 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,652 Your salary is even weaker... 489 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,902 My daughter, Mayera... Seventy two... 490 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,200 her salary is seventy two thousand... 491 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,993 I know Sir... so proud of her... 492 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,411 You know! 493 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,451 What kind of a man are you? 494 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,661 My daughter's salary is more than yours and you have no problem? 495 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,995 Come on Sir, what problem... 496 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,038 I love her and she loves me... It's all cool! 497 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,091 Look Mr. sixty five, sit here... 498 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:41,883 you know that song about 'let the love never be less, 499 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,516 I will take every other loss', is all nonsense. 500 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:49,054 I don't know from which angle you look good to Mayera. 501 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,601 Till I don't give my approval, 502 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,520 Mayera will not marry you. 503 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:54,984 You know that right? 504 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:02,696 So your probation, your inquiry period starts from today... 505 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,908 During this probation, I will examine your every molecule. 506 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:10,412 If I don't detect any problem in you, 507 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,701 I will say yes for the wedding. 508 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:17,632 But if I find anything wrong and I reject you, 509 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,839 then I want no complication from you. 510 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,090 Understand Mr. Sixty five? 511 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,092 Just vanish, quietly... 512 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,882 You ready for it now? 513 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,137 How can I agree, just like that? 514 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:32,013 You will take the exam and give the result as well... 515 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,272 I don't think I stand any chance of passing... 516 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,191 You have no faith in yourself? 517 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,190 I have full faith in myself... but... 518 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,404 But? You think I'll cheat? 519 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,738 Who knows... 520 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,816 It's not written on anyone's face, is it?... 521 00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,193 Look here you... 522 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,117 I was being polite and pretending to give you a choice, 523 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,790 actually you have no choice. 524 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,995 If you're ready to go on probation speak up, 525 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,913 or forget Mayera. Forever. 526 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,375 Bloody fool! - I am ready Sir. 527 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,627 Sir. 528 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,969 Good. 529 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,590 Mayera was saying you have no family, 530 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,550 your parents died a long time ago. 531 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,808 Then at least if I reject you, 532 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,022 your family won't be insulted. 533 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:16,728 Let's go. 534 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,231 Sir, you had come for coffee.. we serve some awesome capp... 535 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,353 Another thing, 536 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,565 if you're not interested in sports, then get interested... 537 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,407 Sports is my middle name sir. 538 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,530 TT, Tennis, squash.. anything. 539 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,455 Squash?! ' squash! 540 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,414 Listen... Papa hates to lose... 541 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,625 he will never let me get married to a man who defeats him... 542 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,006 He's testing me. if I play badly... 543 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,556 Trust me Mohit. If you win today you will lose forever. 544 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,426 Hey, come on... 545 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:57,935 Best of luck 546 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,154 Ready? 547 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,337 Oh no... 548 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,430 Go go Mohit 549 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,854 Shot! 550 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,355 Go papa! 551 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,275 Poor guy... 552 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,777 Service! 553 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,538 The ball has to be picked up like this... 554 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,094 Game! 555 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,638 Well done... 556 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:12,802 very good... 557 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,303 Well played sir good one. 558 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,017 How were you Playing!? ' super PaPa super! 559 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,266 I beat you in three straight games. 560 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,310 Sports is my middle name. 561 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,644 You lied, right? 562 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,893 I hate lies. Ask Mayera. 563 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,148 Papa hates lies. 564 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,317 Where did you find this guy? 565 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,319 There are at least seven boys in my file 566 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,401 who've played national level football, 567 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,861 Badminton, tennis and cricket! 568 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,033 Papa please. 569 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,489 You are hopeless yes, hopeless! 570 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,745 Absolutely hopeless. Miserable. 571 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,743 You must practice with me, daily. 572 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:44,581 Chances are slim but if there is some improvement, 573 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,840 we will see. Tomorrow same time, here. 574 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,667 Sir tomorrow I have... - Tomorrow what? 575 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,928 He'll come papa... he'll come. 576 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,343 Hmmm... 577 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,009 Get my kit, I'm going to the locker room. 578 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:00,805 Oh god! 579 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,139 I am telling you... 580 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,641 I'm not going to leave you, 581 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,392 whatever he might do. Your Papa Osama! 582 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,067 Oh yeah!? 583 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,318 What? The staff has called me... why? 584 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,526 Please just come... - Sir.. 585 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,033 ...a small farewell gift from all of us. 586 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,455 Oh, what was the need for this... 587 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,658 Sir it's just a little something.. - Gursharan.. 588 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,413 ...oh... thank you so much 589 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:23,789 Please open it sir, open it... 590 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,121 Ok... 591 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,169 Just a minute sir.. 592 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,254 Here it is! 593 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,131 What is this? 594 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,506 Sir, your retired life begins tomorrow, 595 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,008 right? ' $0? 596 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,684 You wont be going out as much, 597 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,683 your movement will be quite restricted sir... 598 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,561 So? - This is for your fitness. 599 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,358 It helped me a lot... 600 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:50,396 one, two and three... 601 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,278 Amazing isn't it Sir? 602 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,201 Th th th thank you... 603 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:58,992 P p p please stop this... - Welcome Sir, welcome! 604 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,534 It's a strange gift.. 605 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,749 But the entire staff got together for it. 606 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,536 Now I must get them something in return, shouldn't I? 607 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,879 Sir, including the peons.. 608 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,548 There are seventeen staff members... 609 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,333 How will you get something for everyone? 610 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,469 Lets get one thing that is of use to everyone! 611 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,054 How may I help you sir? 612 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,219 These seem very big and expensive, 613 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:22,223 can you show us a medium sized TV? 614 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,846 Sure sir... This way 615 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,474 Sir, are you looking for a specific brand? 616 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,067 Something cheap, charming and long-lasting... 617 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,234 Breaking news. 618 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,480 The turbulence in the Airline Industry has grounded many... 619 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,236 Sir this is our smallest 22 inch LCD... 620 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,404 Increase the volume please... 621 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,906 For the last two years, airline companies have been bearing 622 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,034 the brunt of the unreliable markets. 623 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,536 But Air Connect is the first company that 624 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:47,290 has ousted 1200 employees at one go. 625 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:48,958 That's right, 1200! 626 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,665 Cabin crew, technical, ground, 627 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,625 marketing staff included. 628 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,006 Marketing! 629 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,892 She's not answering her phone... 630 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,060 Neither is Mohit... 631 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,937 Gursharan, Mohit's job is gone! 632 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,398 Congratulations Sir. - Thank you, 633 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,732 and congratulations to you too... 634 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,735 This will be your apartment, sea facing, 635 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,910 on the Dubai Marina... 636 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,579 One of the most posh localities in Dubai. 637 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,701 It has four bedrooms... 638 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:24,781 Look at the kitchen... 639 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:25,787 Look at this. 640 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,539 Rent is totally paid by the company, 641 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,168 plus double salary. 642 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:32,628 Mind you in UAE dirham and overseas perks... 643 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,716 Sir, what if I say no? 644 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,134 I'll send you to a mental asylum. 645 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,463 Sir I'm going to get married... 646 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,173 Oh wow, really? Mohit? 647 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,220 Yeah. 648 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,594 Well I didn't think you would refuse such a great offer, 649 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,802 to get married. 650 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,771 Sir we love each other, we can't stay apart. 651 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,607 I am really sorry Sir. Thank you. 652 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,356 Wait, don't you want to see what car they're offering you? 653 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,938 Sir I am really Sorry... but 654 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,365 Yeah 655 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:03,536 Your papa is here? 656 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,037 Papa? 657 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:06,949 Papa! 658 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:10,627 Mayeru! 659 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,581 Mayeru? Are you feeling Ok? 660 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,961 Are you ok? 661 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,592 I'm ok. 662 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,212 Mohit has lost his job and you're ok? 663 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,759 Mohit lost his job? 664 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,006 Didn't you watch the news? 665 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,268 If a big company like Air Connect couldn't save its employees, 666 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,103 then what about the smaller ones? 667 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,600 Demands for safe and secure jobs 668 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,314 in the Government are increasing... 669 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:36,278 Applications for Civil Services entrance exams have risen by 21%... 670 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,773 In these tough times of recession, private company jobs are... 671 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,617 When he had a job, I was willing to compromise. 672 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:53,954 But I will die before I let you marry a jobless man... 673 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:54,962 Please understand this... 674 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,795 It's over! - Mohit 675 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,006 Hey Mayera, lmmy here... 676 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,134 Mohit, you haven't lost your job have you? 677 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,133 Hey... this is lmmy! 678 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:07,805 Tell me seriously 679 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,096 Honestly ya, I'm lmmy speaking. 680 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,806 Mohit has gone to fight with the boss, 681 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,228 he left his phone behind. 682 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:15,767 So everything is safe? 683 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,821 Yes, my job is safe... but Mohit's is gone... 684 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:19,987 What? 685 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,194 See I told you... I told you 686 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,576 Thank God. 687 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,741 I'm so relieved that your job is safe. 688 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,619 I know ya, but really sad about Mohit... 689 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:30,991 Even papa was so worried. 690 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:33,918 He came to my office! He's right here. 691 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,291 Mayera are you okay? 692 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,338 Okay bye. I Love you. 693 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,838 Papa please go home and rest now. 694 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,049 I have to attend a very important meeting. 695 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,676 Papa, Mohit has not lost his job 696 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,007 and neither will he ever lose it. 697 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,559 We will get married and he will be very successful. 698 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,728 Ok come on. Bye. 699 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,181 No... look.. - Bye. 700 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,479 I heard them say myself... all the marketing guys" 701 00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:58,276 listen... marketing... 702 00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,770 Oh God! 703 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,950 Look I'm sorry about this. 704 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,527 But I was just promoted! 705 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,160 What can I say Mohit. 706 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:12,582 The salary you get after promotion can save the jobs of three people. 707 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:15,331 I don't know... consider this a sacrifice for your juniors. 708 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,957 Why don't you sacrifice? 709 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,090 Your salary could save the jobs of at least eight people. 710 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,417 People who don't know anything about Operations, 711 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,672 shouldn't be sitting tight as CEOs! 712 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,129 Just watch it Mohit... there's no need to be rude! 713 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,047 If I'd been allowed to run Air Connect, 714 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,928 I wouldn't let the company even in this time of recession 715 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,429 lose a single penny... 716 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,890 In fact I was going to quit myself... 717 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,263 because you guys don't deserve me. 718 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,188 What? 719 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:36,606 I am too good for you... 720 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,103 bunch of idiots! 721 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,561 How dare you call me an idiot! 722 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,988 Like this... I'll get a job like this... 723 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,361 Double salary... mark my words. 724 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,700 Mohit you better come back and say sorry... 725 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:48,948 Mohit! 726 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,696 Mohit relax... don't get so agitated. 727 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,531 What did she say? - What will she say? 728 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,033 You say thank you to me, I've saved your job. 729 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:55,037 How did you? 730 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,584 I was promoted, I was sacked... 731 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,786 If you'd been promoted, you'd have gone! 732 00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,504 Thanks bro... - Come on, buy me a beer. 733 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:00,546 No beer right now. 734 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,794 Stay with everyone, shout slogans, 735 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,126 what if they are pressured into withdrawing the orders... 736 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,341 Why don't you say sorry to the boss? 737 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:08,096 I've never said sorry to anyone in my life, 738 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,181 why should I say it to this moron?! C'mon, buy me a beer. 739 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,515 Okay, okay, don't say sorry... 740 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:12,717 But the media is very hot right now... 741 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,769 news channels are gathering here... 742 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:17,973 at least give interviews, get famous and I'll check out the girls. 743 00:34:18,265 --> 00:34:23,271 We want our jobs back... 744 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:28,195 We're telecasting from outside the Air Connect offices... 745 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:31,905 give us our jobs back... - People are really worried, 746 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,955 and here with me is Mr lmran Rizvi... 747 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,408 Mr lmran Rizvi, how are you feeling? 748 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,623 Very bad... - Can you tell us in detail... 749 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,541 How did you feel when you lost your job? 750 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,664 I haven't lost my job, my job is safe... 751 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:43,999 Stop stop... 752 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,551 If you haven't lost your job then why are you giving this interview? 753 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,175 Because my friend here lost his job... 754 00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:51,765 How are you feeling? 755 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,763 Scared... - I am sorry, what was that? 756 00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:58,972 He says he's scared... 757 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:00,937 Scared... what are you scared of? 758 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,523 For Mayera... - Mayera... Mayera your sister... 759 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:07,026 who will commit suicide if she doesn't get married, right? 760 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,195 If you use even one shot of his, I will sue you... 761 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,485 come away from here... 762 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,243 What did you say your name was... 763 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,208 Why were you giving an interview? 764 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,668 Everyone was... 765 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,294 ls everyone getting married? 766 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,788 Is everyone's father my papa? 767 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,169 With such difficulty I've convinced him that your job is safe... 768 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,125 if he sees this interview, he will never let us be married... 769 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,710 So let him not ya... 770 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,968 I'm fed up of his terms and conditions... 771 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,090 There's a world economic crisis on, 772 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,848 the recession has killed the airlines industry, 773 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,516 the company I work for is bankrupt today... 774 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,483 Mayera, I'm jobless... 775 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:48,150 and you're worried about the lie you've told your father! 776 00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,626 Mohit... please don't panic. 777 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:03,415 You're so smart... 778 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,713 You'll get a job immediately. 779 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:09,092 But one lie will save our relationship. 780 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:22,348 To hide one lie, one has to tell a hundred others... 781 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,358 I know 782 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,702 Come on, let's get out of here. 783 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,582 Hello... I'd like to speak to.. 784 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,205 The Police Commissioner Mr. Khattar... 785 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:46,046 Me? I'm V K Sehgal! 786 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:48,123 Secretary to the Govt of India... 787 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,381 Now retired... 788 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,845 Hey Khattar. VK speaking... 789 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:54,925 How're you doing? 790 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:56,096 Ok listen. 791 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,511 I have a favour to ask... 792 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,259 I need you to investigate a guy... 793 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,559 write the name down... 794 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,264 Mohit Chaddha, 795 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,223 Yes Mohit Chadha. 796 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:09,356 Murder, rape, robbery, molesting, 797 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:13,157 eve teasing, rioting, sending dirty texts... 798 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:17,111 Or any other public of fence or criminal activity... 799 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,154 Please report to me... 800 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,864 It's a matter of life and death for me. 801 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,588 Hello, yes sir? 802 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:31,666 Where are you? - At the office. 803 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,922 Whose office? 804 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:34,673 Sir, my office. 805 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,171 Then why are you whispering? 806 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,801 Sir I'm in a meeting, shall I call you back? 807 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,924 I'm retired, not useless... 808 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:42,056 You think I have nothing better to do? 809 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,430 I'm a busy man, I have no time... 810 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,397 Ok, do one thing. 811 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,774 Give me your Pan Card number. 812 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,561 Sir why do you want my Pan Card number? 813 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,028 Why? 814 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,898 If you want to marry my daughter, 815 00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:58,653 I have full right to ask for your Pan Card number. 816 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,287 And if you don't have a Pan Card number, 817 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:04,874 you have no right to marry my daughter... do you understand? 818 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,542 No, no Sir... I'll give you my Pan Card number... 819 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,744 I'm giving you my Pan Card number. 820 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,918 And your Passport number, Voter ID Card number, 821 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,749 your car registration number 822 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,881 and most importantly your Identity Card number... 823 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,133 I want it all! Got it? - Yes sir 824 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,473 Ok, now bring the photocopies of all documents 825 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,016 ...to the gymkhana this evening. 826 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:25,436 And remember, without document verification, 827 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,355 the marriage is cancelled. 828 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,985 Mr Chaddha... you may please go in. - Yeah. 829 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,777 Trainee! Are you serious? 830 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,320 Sir I was a senior executive at Air Connect. 831 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,193 And they fired you. 832 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,203 I'm at least giving you a trainee's position 833 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,659 and you are not even thankful. 834 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:44,989 Oh, thank you so much sir. 835 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,533 I think I deserve much better. 836 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:49,995 Where will you find something better in this worst-case scenario? 837 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,586 I will, I will get much better... 838 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,042 Much much much better! 839 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:59,050 Junior Manager- Global Assist, salary 50000, 840 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:01,510 Sales Manager- Bling Entertainment, 841 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,262 Salary 40000, 842 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:06,057 Assistant Marketing Manager... 843 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:09,189 Inner Beauty salary 85 to 90000... 844 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:12,063 Inner Beauty, you mean lingerie and underwear? 845 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,352 Right! 846 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,278 No no... I can't sell underwear... 847 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,696 Refuel for how much sir? - Fill up the tank... 848 00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:19,779 What's wrong with selling lingerie? 849 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,694 Inner Beauty is even offering a higher salary.. 850 00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,287 And before papa finds out. 851 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,363 I don't want to take any stupid decision 852 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:26,618 because of Osama's fear... 853 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,827 And come on, I'm in no way going to sell bras and panties. 854 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,247 Sir, Rs 2865. - Yeah. 855 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,215 You know airlines is my thing 856 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,047 It's just a matter of time, I will definitely find a job... 857 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,382 I'm good ya... 858 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:45,675 Hey. 859 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,345 This is new right? 860 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:49,687 Ya 861 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,180 Zara? 862 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:52,432 Yes 863 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,147 Very hot... shall I gobble you up? 864 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,897 Look I will play two games of squash with Osama, 865 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:00,857 let him win both... 866 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,316 And I will sort everything... 867 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,076 I can handle him. 868 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:05,657 Sir sign 869 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:25,849 Our worries tied to tails of fire-crackers... 870 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:29,519 Our spirits free as kites... 871 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:33,269 With wonderfully willful privileges, 872 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:36,943 We take on our troubles with pride... 873 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:40,568 We teach all the funsters, 874 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:44,242 To read, to write, The meaning of fun. 875 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:50,916 Our whole world is soaked and spoilt... 876 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:56,000 Our pockets are filled with good times... 877 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:59,834 Our only wealth, good times... 878 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:03,386 They strut, they shine, good times... 879 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:07,056 They fly in style, good times... 880 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:10,886 Good times, they fly... 881 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,475 Hello Jet Airways... Hello Spice Jet... 882 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,022 Ya I had spoken to you yesterday 883 00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:16,979 I had just called an hour ago... Mohit Chaddha speaking... 884 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,233 I am very sorry, better luck next time. 885 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,280 I am sorry.. It's not going to workout. 886 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,032 Sorry. 887 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,695 The posters of dreams, 888 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:30,496 Can be seen in day-light. 889 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,289 In colourful packets, 890 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,117 They are sold in markets. 891 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,043 If we can help it, 892 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,829 And if it's on sale. 893 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:39,789 We will not leave the moon and stars, 894 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,499 We will buy them without fail. 895 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:45,177 We make sense of nonsense. 896 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:48,928 We laugh at our sorrows. 897 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:52,602 We are not alone in this game, 898 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:57,183 The whole world is playing, just the same. 899 00:41:57,265 --> 00:42:00,690 Our pockets are filled with good times... 900 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:04,363 Our only wealth, good times... 901 00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:08,069 They strut, they shine, good times... 902 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:11,701 They fly in style, good times... 903 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:16,410 Good times, they fly... 904 00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:49,196 Why should we think of tomorrow, today? 905 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:53,322 This moment is enough to live in. 906 00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:57,124 That which we have not seen ourselves, 907 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,921 Why should we believe in? 908 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,622 Not years, 909 00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,503 Things happen in a moment... 910 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,303 Like noodles, everything is instant. 911 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,095 Joys are momentary... 912 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:12,014 They are transitory... 913 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:16,140 All you have to do is ask and you get them- 914 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:20,147 Our pockets are filled with good times... 915 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:23,818 Our only wealth, good times... 916 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:27,443 They strut, they shine, good times... 917 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:31,026 They fly in style, good times... 918 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:35,831 Good times, they fly... 919 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,304 Mr. Chaddha! You may Please go in 920 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,105 Sir... 921 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,107 Yes Sir... But Sir.. 922 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,195 Shit! 923 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,409 Mr. Chaddha! Mr. Chaddha... He ran away sir... 924 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,031 Pickup Pickup Pickup Pickup Pickup... 925 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:17,201 lmmy man, I'm so screwed.. 926 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,953 Alright, listen up guys... 927 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,499 Mohit's dad-in-law is coming to office. 928 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:23,704 So just pretend like Mohit still works here. Ok? 929 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:26,664 Ok? - Ok 930 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,253 Nice! 931 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:35,802 C'mon move ahead... 932 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,805 Is it your father's wedding... Yes, move it back... 933 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:53,282 Come on! Move the car! 934 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,151 Move a little ahead. 935 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:57,529 What's going on man? - Don't know man... 936 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,366 What's going on? 937 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:05,370 Oh... aunty..what is this... 938 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,038 Let go off me please... 939 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:12,919 Brother, please... 940 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,549 Mohit Chaddha, 14th floor... 941 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:17,715 Thank you - Yes Sir... 942 00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:19,892 God... 943 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:22,224 Get to the side... 944 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,560 Move on... What are you fighting over? 945 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:26,603 Will you take me? 946 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:27,896 I'm dead! 947 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:30,986 Hello sir. 948 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,817 14th floor, please. 949 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,196 People came, people left... 950 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,448 But Mohit sir stayed strong in his seat... 951 00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:48,121 Hello sir.. how are you? 952 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:49,333 Who are you? 953 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,337 Sir I'm Mohit's best friend lmmy... 954 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:52,758 OK..OK... - Ya ya... 955 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,252 Mohit's cabin is that way... - Sir not that way... 956 00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:56,178 sir coffee is this way... 957 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,718 Sir lunch plan? 958 00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:02,552 Son in law, father in law, surprise lunch plan? 959 00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:04,478 The mad... the mad... 960 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,268 the mad son in law... 961 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:08,228 Oh my God! 962 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:10,813 Isn't it funny? 963 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,151 Sir, the boss has called for Mohit... 964 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,445 Why don't you come to my cubicle... 965 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:18,238 Sir you like Chinese food? 966 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:24,783 Going somewhere Mohit... 967 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:27,288 or have you come to apologize? 968 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:30,125 Mohit's cabin was somewhere here... - It's on the other side! 969 00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:31,623 No, it's there... 970 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,457 Yes, this is it... 971 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,130 And you're here too... - I am here... 972 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,631 Good job lmmy... 973 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:38,054 I will surely recommend your name for a promotion... 974 00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:39,885 Aah... No... no promotion. 975 00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:41,553 I'm very happy in my cubicle. 976 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,055 Ok bye, see you. Bye. 977 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:46,562 Very irritating man... 978 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,973 I have to talk to you... come in... - Sir over lunch? 979 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:51,350 Lunch? - Ya 980 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,066 Good idea... come on, lead the way. 981 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,354 After you, please sir. 982 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,076 You have been fined three times for driving of fences, 983 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,871 once for breaking a signal... 984 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,117 and you always file your IT returns after the due date. 985 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:13,631 Your US visa was refused after the first attempt... 986 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:16,171 I'm sure something is wrong with you only... 987 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,419 Otherwise one gets it in the first attempt... 988 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,218 The detailed inquiry is in this... 989 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:26,394 RTO file, Income Tax, Police inquiry, passport office. 990 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:29,058 So many criminal cases. 991 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,686 How can I marry my daughter to you? 992 00:47:33,768 --> 00:47:35,611 Sir, you did this research all on your own? 993 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:40,780 Obviously, it's a confidential matter... what if it gets leaked? 994 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,986 You are so cool Sir! 995 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:48,207 Excuse me sir, but how did the government let you go... 996 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,743 How could they retire you, seriously... 997 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,166 It's a rule, retirement at sixty. 998 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,963 It's a damn useless rule sir. 999 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,879 At sixty a guy comes into his own. 1000 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:58,967 There's a job opening in our company, 1001 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,719 General Manager Research and Analysis, 1002 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,047 age limit is seventy... 1003 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,090 Seventy? - Salary, three lakhs... 1004 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:06,050 Teen lakh per annum?! Good 1005 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,886 Spoken just like a government official. 1006 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,972 Three lakhs per month sir, per month. 1007 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:15,564 Three lakhs rupees per month.. - Ya. 1008 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:17,153 Your bill sir - Thanks 1009 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,692 Let me.. - I insist sir. 1010 00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:20,360 Sure... okay 1011 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,531 Sir you are an unutilised resource of this country... 1012 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:27,614 You are wasting the talent and knowledge of V K Sehgal. 1013 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,623 Sir, guide youngsters like me, 1014 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,038 India needs you Sir... 1015 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,249 You can win the Padma Shri, the Padma Vibhushan. 1016 00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:35,754 You could get an Oscar... 1017 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,208 I mean you can definitely get Bharat Ratna... 1018 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:41,051 Difficult to get the Arjun Award by merely playing squash sir... 1019 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:46,428 Yes... I'm not going to sit idle at home... 1020 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:49,727 I get many job offers, many... 1021 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:51,637 I have to take care of something important, 1022 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,393 then I will think about my job. 1023 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,058 I'll think about it. 1024 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:57,397 Sorry sir your card has been declined. 1025 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:00,359 What... something must be wrong 1026 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:01,405 with your machine, try again... 1027 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:02,903 Sir you must go for it. 1028 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,108 Sir the machine is fine, 1029 00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:05,693 the transaction is not being approved. 1030 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:07,737 Let me pay, I have my card. 1031 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:09,322 No no Sir, I have cash... 1032 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:14,585 No sir, I don't have cash. 1033 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:15,582 No cash... 1034 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:17,413 let me pay, why you creating a scene... 1035 00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:18,338 how much, how much is it? 1036 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,423 Sir, only two thousand rupees more... 1037 00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:20,499 I will just withdraw it from the ATM and give it to you. 1038 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,677 Two thousand... here it is. 1039 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:24,924 Thank you sir. 1040 00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:28,216 Sir who keeps so much cash nowadays? 1041 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,055 How can Mayera be the daughter of this terrorist? 1042 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,603 Always ready to drop a bomb! 1043 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:40,232 What? 1044 00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:49,696 Shit! 1045 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:10,098 I don't know sir... My credit card is not working... 1046 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,050 ATM card is not working... 1047 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,343 lam going to bloody change my bank... 1048 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:13,768 What bank is your account in? 1049 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,147 That means you didn't get the money? 1050 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:19,308 No... 1051 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:20,935 Are you bankrupt? 1052 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:23,362 Ha ha... so funny sir... 1053 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:24,939 what a thing to say... Not bankrupt sir... 1054 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,399 I'm in a hurry right now. 1055 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:29,364 This matter of of fences is pending. 1056 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,079 Of course... and I have to return your money... 1057 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,998 Squash at the club, this evening... 1058 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,534 You better. - Yeah. 1059 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,045 Hello... 1060 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,093 Yeah... 1061 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,638 Yes I will pay this month's EMI by cheque... 1062 00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:51,432 Ok I will give you cash... 1063 00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:52,599 Yes, I'll give it to you tomorrow... 1064 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:55,349 I'm telling you I will... Or else what? 1065 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:56,394 You'll take the car away? 1066 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:57,813 Take away your damn car then! 1067 00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:01,684 Hello Mayera... 1068 00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:04,395 Busy or what? 1069 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,694 Nothing ya, just needed some help... 1070 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:18,872 Here - How much is it? 1071 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,245 Fifty thousand. 1072 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:22,212 I had asked for forty no? 1073 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,290 Extra ten.. Pocket money. - What pocket money? 1074 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:26,000 Am I a kid to be given pocket money? 1075 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:27,964 Of course you're a kid! 1076 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,387 All your money is over and you didn't even know? 1077 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:33,174 Listen, you should maintain detailed accounts, 1078 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,017 I will check at the end of each month. 1079 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:36,643 What do you mean by every month? 1080 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,347 You mean I'm such a big idiot 1081 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:40,977 that I won't find a job for months? 1082 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,726 If you're stuck on airlines, then you surely won't get a job... 1083 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:45,941 I have mailed you a new job list. 1084 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,980 The Inner Beauty position is still available. 1085 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:51,032 If you get the job, I will get free lingerie. 1086 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,027 This is like saying if I became a waiter, 1087 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,578 you'll get free food... 1088 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,989 So Mayera ma'am, what would you like to order today? 1089 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:58,408 On today's menu we have plain paratha, 1090 00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,582 plain butter paratha, plain ghee paratha, 1091 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,872 aaloo paratha, aloo butter paratha, 1092 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:01,918 aloo ghee paratha, gobhi paratha, 1093 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:03,041 gobhi butter paratha, gobhi ghee paratha.. 1094 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,713 Today's special is mix vegetable paratha. 1095 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,256 Shut up you clown! 1096 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,133 I've left my meeting half way... I have to go... 1097 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,425 Ok bye! 1098 00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:17,180 Mayera! 1099 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,060 What? 1100 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,522 What if I really become a waiter? 1101 00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,942 Standing at the cross-roads, 1102 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:26,485 Will you marry a waiter? 1103 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,609 When someone asks a question. 1104 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:34,444 You won't become a waiter. - Why do all answers, 1105 00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:36,575 You never know... - Seem unreliable. 1106 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:38,076 What if I have to? 1107 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:43,202 Nothing seems real 1108 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:44,874 Even then I'll marry you... 1109 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,713 Now I really have to get to work, ok... 1110 00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:49,671 On these crossroads 1111 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,718 I love you 1112 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:57,127 Except an imaginary indifference. 1113 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,572 Papa. Papa - I am so sorry sir 1114 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,032 Are you ok? - Papa are you okay? 1115 00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:39,072 Yes I am Yes darling I am ok. 1116 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:42,492 So ironical that you want to marry the man.. 1117 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:44,122 ...who wants to make you an orphan! 1118 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:45,199 How wonderful is that? 1119 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,034 Papa, don't over react... please go and change, come on... 1120 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,164 I am sorry sir! 1121 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:51,289 No problem, sports is your middle name huh? 1122 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,213 Taking out your frustrations on the ball? 1123 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:57,920 I have tried all the companies on your list, 1124 00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,931 looks like I'll have to become a waiter after all. 1125 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:02,550 Your girlfriend is too good... 1126 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:04,510 I've already made a new list. 1127 00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:06,478 Go and change now... 1128 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,814 Listen, 1129 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,350 what is this 'new job' tune that you're teaching papa to sing? 1130 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,105 "I'll take on a job, I'll take on a job", 1131 00:55:13,185 --> 00:55:14,607 he keeps saying excitedly. 1132 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:16,480 I've shut him up. 1133 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,862 He's worked hard enough for the last 35 years, 1134 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:20,909 from home to office and back again. 1135 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:22,326 He's worked very hard all his life... 1136 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,029 It's his time to relax now. 1137 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:25,414 Why does he need to work anymore? 1138 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:27,207 I can take care of him. 1139 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,044 Don't hoist him again on the 'three lakh pay-package tower' 1140 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:31,750 Ok, promise? 1141 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:34,293 Ok...in any case, who's going to hire him? 1142 00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:35,590 Very funny! 1143 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,345 Mohit... Hey Mohit - Sir... 1144 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,297 I'm ready for a new job. 1145 00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:44,095 Sir Mayera has forbidden it. 1146 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,558 Who's going to tell her? 1147 00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:47,557 You frighten me all the time, and now you'll lie yourself? 1148 00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:50,014 Nobody is going to lie, you fool... 1149 00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:52,225 When I get the job, we'll tell Mayera. 1150 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:54,605 Till then start job hunting for me. 1151 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:55,652 Why should I? 1152 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,988 Because it was your idea, you will do it. 1153 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,365 No sir, I won't do it. Mayera has categorically said no... 1154 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:03,027 OK, then the wedding is cancelled. 1155 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,828 Go shower bloody... 1156 00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,034 Osama! 1157 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,336 Hey Mohit. 1158 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,047 Let's send the application by registered post. 1159 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:21,795 Post is so uncool. 1160 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,010 You'll never get a job if you send a letter in this day and age. 1161 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:26,466 Email sir, email. 1162 00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:33,061 Actually, the real problem is that I don't know how to use a laptop. 1163 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:34,816 Not a big deal sir, it works just like a computer. 1164 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,773 I don't even know how to use computers! 1165 00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:40,231 You don't know to use the computer? 1166 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,732 I don't Ok... 1167 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,492 Do you know to make chicken biryani? 1168 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,945 You don't, right? Similarly I don't know computers, that's it! 1169 00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:47,280 Oh Sir... 1170 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,701 Then for you Sir, we'll have to look for one... 1171 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:50,032 that even a fool can use. 1172 00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:52,455 You called me a fool? 1173 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,036 You bloody fool! 1174 00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:55,291 Mayera! - Where? 1175 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,292 Hello... 1176 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,417 Yes, actually I'm in a meeting. 1177 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,168 Yes in an interview... 1178 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:02,969 Baby just listen... 1179 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:04,092 I'll just call you back. Ok. 1180 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,639 Love you. Bye. 1181 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,766 Ok...You stop the car here. Right here. 1182 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,427 Sir here? - I'm telling you, stop the car. 1183 00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:11,637 The house is ahead... - You argue too much man... 1184 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:13,597 Sir but why? - Again why! 1185 00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:18,606 Do one thing-jump the wall, then hide and cross the garden... 1186 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:22,531 Yes hide, and come in through my bedroom window. 1187 00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:23,903 Sir isn't this story absurd... 1188 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:27,027 Romeo hides from Juliet's father and goes to meet her. 1189 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,953 He doesn't hide form Juliet to go meet her father. 1190 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,912 Does Radha work in Juliet's house? - No! 1191 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:33,955 Radha will see Romeo, she'll inform Juliet, 1192 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,206 Juliet will ask her father 1193 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,162 'what was Romeo doing with you, out of office, 1194 00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:38,963 in the middle of the afternoon'? 1195 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:40,374 That's correct logic! 1196 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:41,583 So do it. - Yeah. 1197 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,762 Let me send Radha out for some work... 1198 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,547 Then I'll signal you to come inside. 1199 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:47,969 Got it Commando? 1200 00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:49,846 Aye Aye Captain! ' Roger! 1201 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,259 Bloody hell. 1202 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:57,728 Radha, Radha! - Yes papaji 1203 00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,105 Come here... 1204 00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:02,279 A few of my shirts and trousers are lying outside the cupboard, 1205 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:05,570 take them to the washerwoman and get them ironed nicely. 1206 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:08,903 And don't come back till they're all done, even if takes an hour. 1207 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,283 But Shah Rukh's film on TV... 1208 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:11,955 Hey, don't talk nonsense with me... 1209 00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:14,575 till the job is not done, stay with the washerwoman. 1210 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:20,213 What can I say... I'm missing the film... 1211 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,086 There's always so much work around here... 1212 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:24,380 Have you seen it? - Not yet, I'm not that lucky... 1213 00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,757 Oh, you haven't? 1214 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,922 I'm crazy about Shah Rukh... 1215 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,515 But ever since papaji has retired, 1216 00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,600 he just doesn't let go off the remote control... 1217 00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:34,095 Bloody duffer! 1218 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:36,179 HEY 1219 00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:38,398 Hey lovebirds! 1220 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:39,645 Hi - Hi 1221 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,234 Are we the love-birds or are you guys the love-birds? 1222 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:43,145 Immy's record-breaking relationship... 1223 00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:45,481 Two months and still going strong, yes? 1224 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:47,027 Yes... 1225 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:49,993 Just when Mohit lost his job, Swati came into my life... 1226 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,662 What? Now everything will be with reference to my job? 1227 00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:55,161 Before Mohit's job... After Mohit's job? 1228 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:58,084 Bad mood huh? Come on show us your dimples man... 1229 00:58:58,326 --> 00:58:59,828 C'mon show us... 1230 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,748 Hmmm...very bad mood. 1231 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,551 lmmy let's go dance! 1232 00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:10,677 One Long Island ice tea and one rum-n-coke. 1233 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:12,140 No rum-n-coke. 1234 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,842 Yes rum-n-coke. 1235 00:59:14,092 --> 00:59:15,514 I'm on antibiotics... 1236 00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,057 Do you have the flu? 1237 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:18,855 Best medicine, Rum n Coke! 1238 00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:20,186 One Rum n Coke please. 1239 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:21,934 Sir, if my girlfriend would tell me so lovingly... 1240 00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:23,189 What would you do huh? 1241 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:24,778 Shower in Rum and Coke? 1242 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,280 Go, shower... 1243 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,613 You just...make your drinks... 1244 00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:35,121 Mohit... I'm paying... 1245 00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:37,666 Why do you keep ranting about paying all the time? 1246 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,493 I don't want it, that's it! 1247 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:40,953 Is there some compulsion? 1248 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:48,802 Ok, no compulsions...sorry. 1249 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,225 I am sorry. 1250 01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:02,353 HEY 1251 01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,144 lam sorry dude! 1252 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,613 Hey listen...we both are going for the rock show on 25th, ok? 1253 01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:11,191 But aren't the tickets for Rs 5000? - No if's and but's... 1254 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:14,027 I'll pay right now, you can return the money when you find a job! 1255 01:00:14,111 --> 01:00:16,034 By then I'll be a bus conductor... 1256 01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,288 Better if you take someone else. 1257 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:19,620 If you'll be a bus conductor, then I'll become the bus driver. 1258 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:22,794 And I'll kidnap you and your bus forever. 1259 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:25,835 And what if I become an ice-cream seller? 1260 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:27,632 Then I'll buy the van... 1261 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:30,631 And I'll gobble up all the ice-cream, and you! 1262 01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:32,129 Look, it's my job to gobble up... 1263 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:34,340 And what if I end up as an auto-rickshaw driver? 1264 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:36,349 Then I'll be the traffic cop... 1265 01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:40,012 I'll cut you a ticket and lock you up in my jail for life. 1266 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,975 Ok...And what if I land up being a postman? 1267 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:51,278 Needlessly, you make and break. 1268 01:00:51,940 --> 01:01:00,041 Needlessly, you count each penny. 1269 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:10,343 Needlessly you're afraid of love. 1270 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:15,876 Needlessly you push me honey. 1271 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:33,323 Needlessly, you make and break. 1272 01:01:33,398 --> 01:01:36,026 Needlessly, you count each penny. 1273 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,703 Needlessly you're afraid of love. 1274 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,406 Needlessly you push me honey. 1275 01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:43,787 I'm the heroine of your every story. 1276 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:47,087 I'm the happy ending of your every tale. 1277 01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,510 When the storm came, 1278 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:54,837 You packed up your things, 1279 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,139 You emptied my heart and left. 1280 01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:58,682 If I couldn't pay the rent, 1281 01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:00,009 Of your heart my love, 1282 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,473 You would throw me out instead. 1283 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,055 Hey, I made a promise for life, 1284 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,766 When the deal was made. 1285 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,648 But my pockets are empty, how can I repay 1286 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,355 This debt that I have raised! 1287 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:18,444 I will stake my claim and take you home. 1288 01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:24,033 First let me prove my worth, my love. 1289 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,793 Needlessly, you make promises of love... 1290 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:29,417 Needlessly, you raise your hopes. 1291 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:31,999 Needlessly you dream crazy girl, 1292 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,759 Needlessly, our story's done. 1293 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,087 I'm the heroine of your every story. 1294 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:40,094 I'm the happy ending of your every tale. 1295 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,399 If you were booze, 1296 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,825 I'd knock you down. 1297 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:02,655 I'd make myself your addiction. 1298 01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:05,198 I'd be that cloud, 1299 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:06,534 That stayed with you, 1300 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:10,416 If you became my sky! 1301 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,799 Sweet to the ears, 1302 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,876 Not easy to do. 1303 01:03:17,085 --> 01:03:20,055 To color yourself in another hue. 1304 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:22,474 Not easy to do. 1305 01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:25,055 Colors fade, 1306 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,014 Just love remains, 1307 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:30,773 Everyone else changes- 1308 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:33,523 Red orange yellow blue and green. 1309 01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:36,070 Needlessly, you make promises of love... 1310 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:38,774 Needlessly, you raise your hopes. 1311 01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:41,406 Needlessly you dream crazy girl, 1312 01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:44,112 Needlessly our story's done. 1313 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:46,493 I'm the heroine of your every story. 1314 01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:49,417 I'm the happy ending of your every tale. 1315 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:51,085 Needlessly... 1316 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,880 Needlessly... 1317 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:56,416 Needlessly... 1318 01:03:57,584 --> 01:03:59,336 Needlessly... 1319 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:02,506 I'm the heroine of your every story. 1320 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:05,934 I'm the happy ending of your every tale. 1321 01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:34,416 Not bad Sehgal Sir... 1322 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,585 You must've thought of an email ID... 1323 01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:38,299 Vinod Kumar Sehgal. 1324 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:39,467 No No its too long? 1325 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:41,761 How about...VK Sehgal? 1326 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:45,390 SehgalVK ...sounds cool! 1327 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:47,141 Cool! 1328 01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:48,684 ...S.. 1329 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,762 1330 01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:51,971 ...h.. 1331 01:04:52,263 --> 01:04:53,014 ...h.. 1332 01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,182 1333 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:01,315 Wow so many jobs? 1334 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,071 Yes, but around 80% are useless... 1335 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,652 What is this now? 1336 01:05:04,776 --> 01:05:06,369 It's a game... just... 1337 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:08,037 Video game?! - Yeah 1338 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:09,448 Move then... move, move... 1339 01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:11,373 Start it please... 1340 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:12,746 Enter click, right here. 1341 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,037 WOW! 1342 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:27,640 I killed the damn... Super cool game man... 1343 01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,809 Ok, do one thing... let's see how you play! 1344 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:31,978 Me Sir? - Play this game 1345 01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:33,767 Tell me one thing... 1346 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,315 You come here every other day under.. 1347 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:36,812 The pretext of a client meeting, right 1348 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:38,359 Ok then, I won't come from tomorrow. 1349 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:40,563 No no...l was just asking... 1350 01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:43,273 My job shouldn't create problems for your job. 1351 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,693 My job---... 1352 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:47,489 Nothing will happen. Don't worry. 1353 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:50,997 Radha! 1354 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,333 Come on, come on and take your coat. 1355 01:05:54,075 --> 01:05:56,077 Coming, coming...have patience! 1356 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,960 What took you so long papaji... 1357 01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,210 What were you doing? 1358 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,509 We are an insurance company Mr. Chaddha, 1359 01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:05,883 and your experience is in airlines marketing. 1360 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:07,137 Won't work for us. 1361 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:09,557 Sir just give me a chance. 1362 01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:12,181 Not just insurance, I can even market the Qutub Minar! 1363 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:13,386 Qutub Minar!? 1364 01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:15,138 It's not that easy Mr. Chaddha... 1365 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:16,765 It's the era of specialization... 1366 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:18,016 Thank you for coming. 1367 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,401 Sir I think I have potential sir... 1368 01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:22,900 Sir just give me the job, I will become a specialist. 1369 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:25,232 You become a specialist, we'll give you the job. 1370 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:26,608 Sir please sir... 1371 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,318 Sir one chance sir... Just one chance... 1372 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:30,199 Sir I'm a star performer... I have the potential... 1373 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:31,404 Sir I was an MBA topper... 1374 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,740 I'll do it Sir... I'll prove it to you sir! 1375 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:33,869 I will prove myself Sir... 1376 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,666 I'll work really hard sir! - Mohit...Mohit Chaddha... 1377 01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:38,495 Are you asking for a job are you begging? 1378 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,049 Please! 1379 01:06:47,128 --> 01:06:48,254 I am sorry 1380 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:53,801 Hey listen... Only six tickets are left... 1381 01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:55,228 Should I book tickets for both you and Mohit? 1382 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,390 Yeah, book them! - No listen, this is red lounge... 1383 01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,892 You guys ditched us the last time... 1384 01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:01,442 700 rupees were wasted... 1385 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:03,190 Please confirm and tell us Mayera... 1386 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:13,954 Excuse me your phone 1387 01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:22,001 Hey - Hi baby.. 1388 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,174 Six thirty movie... - I can't come... 1389 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,217 Why, what are you doing? 1390 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:29,011 Everyone is going, let's go? 1391 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,556 Everyone is so worried about my job... 1392 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,891 That's the reason why I've come for this interview, 1393 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:35,219 to end everyone's worries. 1394 01:07:35,301 --> 01:07:38,100 So I should avoid watching the movie with everyone 1395 01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:39,852 and focus on my interview. 1396 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:43,026 I'm sure everyone will understand. 1397 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,437 Mohit, these are your friends. 1398 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,772 That's why they're so worried about you. 1399 01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:48,606 There's no need to be so sarcastic. 1400 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:56,160 Anyway, no chance for the six thirty show right? 1401 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,249 No chance... 1402 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,042 There are around 10-11 candidates before me 1403 01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:02,795 The interviews are extensive, in-depth. 1404 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:04,334 But in case it gets over earlier... 1405 01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:05,836 Damn it! I said there's no chance 1406 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:08,592 Ok...best of luck. 1407 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,047 Hi.. brother - Hi. 1408 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,254 Sister is in her room. - Ok. 1409 01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:00,095 Mohit! Mohit.. 1410 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:03,021 Hello 1411 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:07,394 Hey did you email my application properly? 1412 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:08,478 There's no reply from anyone! 1413 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:09,938 Why are you getting stressed? You'll get a response soon. 1414 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,856 Hey, where are you going man? - It's her birthday. 1415 01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,988 Assault mission game...cool huh? 1416 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:16,528 Where did you get this from? 1417 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:17,908 Palika market. Six hundred. 1418 01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:20,080 If you'd told me, my guy would've got it for three fifty 1419 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:23,330 Your guy wouldn't even get the cover for three fifty. 1420 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,252 I have a reliable source in Palika. 1421 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:27,296 Mohit?! - Ya Coming! 1422 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:29,040 Coming! 1423 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:33,674 Hi 1424 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:41,268 Happy birthday. - Thank you... 1425 01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:42,724 How do I look? 1426 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,938 Very hot...shall I gobble you up? 1427 01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:51,521 Mango! My birthday gift to myself. 1428 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,655 What did you get for me? 1429 01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:20,132 That's it? 1430 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,766 How could I borrow money from you, to get a gift for you? 1431 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,060 It's my birthday! 1432 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:28,983 I wasn't expecting a diamond necklace, 1433 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,943 you could have got me just a rose... 1434 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,818 You get pocket money after all. 1435 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:39,410 Open the door, or else we'll break it down! 1436 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:47,707 Happy Birthday to you... 1437 01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,254 Hi Wassup! Hey! 1438 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,840 Open the gift ya... 1439 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:56,636 Amazing! 1440 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,255 Guys c'mon ya! 1441 01:10:58,796 --> 01:11:00,218 Go for it! 1442 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:04,640 Open the gift ya... 1443 01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:07,480 It's awesome Go get the candles! 1444 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:09,519 Go get it! 1445 01:11:15,897 --> 01:11:18,195 Your cheque...it's bounced again. 1446 01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:20,326 The landlord's fuming dude. 1447 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,825 You've got to arrange for the rent today somehow. 1448 01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,448 Bro you help me out today. 1449 01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:25,991 I'll arrange the money by next week. 1450 01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,705 Dude you haven't returned the last loan either. 1451 01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:31,166 I need cash badly, please return my cash as well. 1452 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,711 You know what, forget it... 1453 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,839 just arrange for this month's rent. 1454 01:11:38,085 --> 01:11:40,588 And Mohit, bro, do something about your job. 1455 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,132 I'm working on it, I am. 1456 01:11:43,216 --> 01:11:44,308 What are you doing? 1457 01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:45,760 You're just busy flying high in the air! 1458 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,972 Come back to earth bro, accept a job in a lower position. 1459 01:11:49,013 --> 01:11:50,230 Why should I? 1460 01:11:50,598 --> 01:11:53,602 I'm an MBA for God's sake, top of my class. 1461 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:55,273 And who got promoted, you or me? 1462 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,981 I was, and because of that promotion your job got saved. 1463 01:11:58,064 --> 01:12:00,487 So in return I should pay your rent for the rest of my life? 1464 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:01,984 lmmy 1465 01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:03,527 Get out! 1466 01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:10,418 You know what...you've started enjoying being unemployed. 1467 01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:12,666 You want your money? You'll get it... 1468 01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:14,209 Now just get lost! 1469 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:18,543 I don't have fifteen thousand. 1470 01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,344 I spent a lot this month... 1471 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,465 I got a new dress, my birthday party, 1472 01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:25,175 your car EMI, 1473 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:26,384 your credit card bill, 1474 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,265 your phone bill, your pocket money... 1475 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,345 Awesome! 1476 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:30,805 Means whenever I ask you for money, 1477 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,310 I'll have to listen to this entire list? 1478 01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:34,688 If you had warned me about the rent in advance, 1479 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:35,984 I wouldn't have bought the rock show tickets. 1480 01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:37,235 Rock show tickets! 1481 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:40,906 Did I ask you to buy those tickets? 1482 01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:43,651 Mohit now don't do that... - You don't do that 1483 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:48,573 If you had told me earlier, 1484 01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:49,999 I'd have sacrificed this as well... like all other things. 1485 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:52,998 Sacrifice! What a sacrifice! 1486 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:55,296 - Yes sacrifice! 1487 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,463 You don't realize anything... 1488 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:58,462 I haven't even bought a new pair of sandals these last two months. 1489 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:00,418 O god What a crisis!!! What a crisis!! 1490 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:02,720 Yes it is a crisis 1491 01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:04,547 Stuck on pizzas and your oily omelet's.. 1492 01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:06,428 I've gained two bloody kilos! 1493 01:13:06,507 --> 01:13:08,805 I work hard so that I can enjoy my life, 1494 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,137 but thanks to you, 1495 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,391 leave alone malls and night-clubs, 1496 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,689 I've even forgotten the smell of multiplex pop-corn! 1497 01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:16,233 I don't want to waste my life sitting in front of your television! 1498 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,061 It's one rock show that I wanted to go for and even for that... 1499 01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,316 you're creating such a scene! 1500 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,274 Mayera, one rock show! It's just a rock show! 1501 01:13:22,356 --> 01:13:24,450 You know what, you should be given a Nobel Prize! 1502 01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:26,493 Somebody, please, give her a Nobel Prize. 1503 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,697 Any half sensible man would've actually given me a prize! 1504 01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:30,452 Why prize, I'll give you your money back. 1505 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:32,408 Don't stress, I'll settle everything! 1506 01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:35,374 Ok Mohit every single penny... 1507 01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:38,297 Of course! With interest! - You are so disgusting 1508 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:40,249 Yes, I'm the disgusting one. You're Mother India! 1509 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,550 Mohit stop the car 1510 01:13:44,211 --> 01:13:45,303 I said I'll return it. 1511 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:47,677 I don't want to sit in your dirty rotten car! 1512 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,009 Stop the car! 1513 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,181 Ok.. 1514 01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:53,562 Out of my car now... 1515 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:56,437 Get lost, bye... and never sit in it again! 1516 01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:01,069 Moron! 1517 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:07,159 Where to madam? 1518 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:08,406 What do you want? Move ahead! 1519 01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:12,706 Hey rickshaw...rickshaw. 1520 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:20,632 One two three four... One two three four 1521 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:22,049 One two... 1522 01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:27,630 I've got mail... 1523 01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:31,509 there is a vacancy... I would like to welcome... 1524 01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:33,265 join company. 1525 01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:37,307 Yes! Yes! Yes! Oye yes yes! 1526 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,978 Sir, it's a car not a cycle... 1527 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:43,396 Latest model. 1528 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,574 No dent, no scratch, hasn't run even a thousand miles. 1529 01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:49,277 Your quotation is a shame for me... 1530 01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:52,952 Make an offer I can't refuse... 1531 01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:54,366 The car is in your garage... 1532 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:56,291 as soon as the money is in sir's pocket! 1533 01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:58,248 ...Or else I can go to Mr. Bhalla. 1534 01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:00,379 Yes Sir - Yes Mohit... 1535 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:02,540 I've called to inform you, 1536 01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:05,961 an interview call has finally come. 1537 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:09,006 It had to...the application was filed so neatly. 1538 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:10,681 Neatly means nothing... 1539 01:15:10,965 --> 01:15:14,890 My five page, mind-blowing bio-data must have impressed them. 1540 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:16,645 Anyway, reach home quickly. 1541 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:18,143 We have to start preparing for the interview. 1542 01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:20,065 No Sir, not now... there's some crisis here... 1543 01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:23,691 Ok... if you can't come, I'll come to your office.. 1544 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:24,986 No no... 1545 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,947 You don't come here. I'll do something 1546 01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:28,983 Good, reach by 5. 1547 01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:33,158 And look...thank you for all. 1548 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:35,368 Ok then. 1549 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:38,663 Yes Papa"- 1550 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:41,041 Mayera come home early today... 1551 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:43,873 Look, have I ever asked you to come home early? 1552 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:44,752 No, right! 1553 01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:47,381 But today please reach home by 6, and no discussion on this. 1554 01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:49,087 Or I will never speak to you again. 1555 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:51,013 Six means six. Bye bye bye. 1556 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,510 Radha! 1557 01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:54,183 O radha - Yes papaji 1558 01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:56,761 Order two chicken from the meat shop... 1559 01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:59,142 and prepare the biryani spices... 1560 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:00,939 Mohit and Mayera are coming home for dinner... 1561 01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:02,562 Alright! - And listen, make halwa as well. 1562 01:16:02,641 --> 01:16:05,645 Gursharan...You know PC Jewelers right? 1563 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,314 Can you get me a discount? 1564 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,194 So meet me there! 1565 01:16:09,273 --> 01:16:10,741 At the South Ex show room... 1566 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:11,988 in one hour... 1567 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,622 I'll call you back. 1568 01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:23,211 Eighty eight thousand... 1569 01:16:23,954 --> 01:16:25,422 with detailed accounts, date-wise. 1570 01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,421 I've put in five thousand extra, just in case I've made a mistake. 1571 01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:30,428 And if the mistake is of more than five thousand, just email. 1572 01:16:30,503 --> 01:16:31,675 I'll you a draft. 1573 01:16:34,965 --> 01:16:36,842 Where is the damn accounts slip? 1574 01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:38,556 It's ok... 1575 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:40,100 I'll make a fresh one... 1576 01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:41,810 I remember everything... 1577 01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:55,782 What impression will my son-in-law have of me, 1578 01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,113 if I give him such a ring? 1579 01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:01,125 Show me a solid one, not these flimsy things. 1580 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,292 What are you doing madam, 1581 01:17:02,368 --> 01:17:04,791 Sehgal Sir is secretary to Government of India IAS... 1582 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,167 Show us something worthy of his status. 1583 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,590 Where is your owner, call him... 1584 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:09,087 No no Sir, I'll show you... 1585 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,463 Take a look at this... 1586 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,922 Matching rings for the bride and groom. 1587 01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:16,723 Yes, yes these are solo diamonds right... 1588 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,142 What are they called? - Sir solitaire.. 1589 01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:20,219 Solitaire. solitaire. They are good. 1590 01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:23,681 This will cost you around four and a half lakhs... 1591 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:26,475 No... 1592 01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:28,357 Four and a half is too much... Show us something reasonable. 1593 01:17:28,435 --> 01:17:30,437 No, do one thing... please pack these. 1594 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:32,697 Here! 1595 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:35,238 Please check... 1596 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,615 this includes the tickets of your stupid rock show... 1597 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:41,874 So I guess everything is cleared between us. 1598 01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:43,997 All clear... 1599 01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:46,211 Rock show is stupid because I wanted to go... 1600 01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:48,881 and to be a cry baby like you and stay home is very clever. 1601 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,088 I don't want to be clever like you, I'm fine being stupid. 1602 01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:54,169 And you know what, 1603 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:56,093 clever and stupid shouldn't get married either. 1604 01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,891 Yes, as if I want to get married. 1605 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:04,347 In any case I can't afford 1606 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:06,808 the stupidity of love and marriage anymore. 1607 01:18:06,891 --> 01:18:08,518 You know Gursharan - Yes sir! 1608 01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:10,603 This boy that Mayera has chosen... 1609 01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:13,985 His market value may be less, but his character is priceless... 1610 01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:16,738 In my humble opinion, character is the only value sir. 1611 01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:18,819 Today when I got the interview mail, 1612 01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:21,451 I thought I've tested this boy enough... 1613 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,032 I should agree to their marriage... 1614 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,332 Correct thinking sir. 1615 01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:28,747 But Mohit should never know I was praising him, 1616 01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:31,002 how long does it take to get conceited, huh? 1617 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,292 Top secret sir. 1618 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:37,009 Now even this expensive ring seems reasonable for him... 1619 01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:38,840 perfect matching. 1620 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:41,349 We are not made for each other. 1621 01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:42,684 Tsck! 1622 01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:46,430 Actually there isn't any point in meeting again. 1623 01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:48,891 So I've not come to meet you, I've just come to return the money. 1624 01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:52,026 Break-up. 1625 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:03,155 In fact I was going to say it first. 1626 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,536 Breakup! - Fine, 1627 01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,164 you're first, I'm last...happy? 1628 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,838 Fine then get lost. 1629 01:19:19,213 --> 01:19:20,465 You get lost 1630 01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:22,842 This is my office Mohit, you get lost... 1631 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,769 Your office, your money... go to hell Mayera. 1632 01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:31,400 Why do all answers, 1633 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:34,854 Seem unreliable. 1634 01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:40,948 Nothing seems real, 1635 01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:45,615 On these crossroads 1636 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:51,583 Except an imaginary indifference. 1637 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:58,548 Except an imaginary indifference. 1638 01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:05,886 Except an imaginary indifference. 1639 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:22,530 This is the entire history of the company... 1640 01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:25,029 Please put away the games and try to read it. 1641 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:26,868 Why should I read about them, 1642 01:20:27,281 --> 01:20:29,704 are they taking my interview or am I taking theirs? 1643 01:20:30,743 --> 01:20:32,461 When I had come to ask for Mayera's hand, 1644 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:34,208 I had done my complete home-work on you... 1645 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,874 so that I don't say anything that will make you reject me. 1646 01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:40,218 Wow! You're very cool... 1647 01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:44,014 Ok, I'm leaving now - Wait, wait... 1648 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:46,930 I'll get you a beer... - No Sir, I have to go to work... 1649 01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:49,387 Beer is just a cold drink 1650 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:51,017 Please don't have a cold drink before your interview. 1651 01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:53,144 Ok, do one thing.. you load the game, 1652 01:20:53,223 --> 01:20:54,725 I'll just come. Load the game... 1653 01:20:56,435 --> 01:20:58,278 Now where's this Mayera? 1654 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,356 Must be on her way... - It's six... 1655 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,112 I had told her to come early... 1656 01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:04,360 How much longer can I delay Mohit... 1657 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:07,029 Aah...The smell of the halwa is irresistible... 1658 01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:08,489 The thing is son, 1659 01:21:08,572 --> 01:21:10,995 this is not a chilled beer, it's a child beer... 1660 01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:13,035 Cheers! - Papa I am home 1661 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,709 We're here Mayera... 1662 01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:18,419 Where are you off to? 1663 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:20,459 Mohit?!!! 1664 01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:23,928 What the hell 1665 01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:25,430 What are you doing in my house? 1666 01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:29,222 L...l... - Hey, son of Romeo... 1667 01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:31,770 your Juliet is here... Leave the window and come in... 1668 01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:33,643 Papa please... - Shhh...quiet...nobody will speak, 1669 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,315 Only I will speak now... 1670 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:37,189 Radha! - Radha is at home? 1671 01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:38,439 So where else will she be? 1672 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:42,989 C'mon Mohit, show some enthusiasm... 1673 01:21:44,441 --> 01:21:46,910 Sit down both of you! 1674 01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:48,536 Congratulations brother... 1675 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,119 Sister... 1676 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:59,837 Yoohoo...Surprise... Congratulations... 1677 01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:03,002 One for you and one for you 1678 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:06,301 Take it, will you keep me standing like this? 1679 01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:13,730 Tell me, do you like it? How do you like it, the rings? 1680 01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:16,019 What? 1681 01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:20,402 Someone say something... 1682 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:24,485 This is your probation's report card... 1683 01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:26,992 you're not perfect, but we'll make do... 1684 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,288 Now before I change my mind, 1685 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,616 please make each other wear the rings... 1686 01:22:41,081 --> 01:22:42,298 What's wrong? 1687 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,506 They're solitaires... 1688 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:46,591 Don't like the design? 1689 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,219 Ok, just wear them now for ceremony... 1690 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,349 Tomorrow you can go there and choose your own rings. 1691 01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:52,347 Ok? 1692 01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:55,270 So who wears the ring first, the boy or the girl? 1693 01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:59,058 Why are you laughing? 1694 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,646 Papa...we are not getting married... 1695 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:04,901 She is serious 1696 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:08,655 It's over between us...all over.. 1697 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,784 Hey...sit, sit down! 1698 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,586 So I simply played all this squash, wasted my sweat, 1699 01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:20,875 made enquiries in fifty departments... 1700 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:25,626 And do you know how many phone calls, photocopies, 1701 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:28,883 plastic files I've spent on...on this Mohit of your's? 1702 01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:31,469 Not mine. 1703 01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:34,886 Now I'm not going to investigate any other boy... 1704 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:38,890 Talk to each other, and resolve whatever this fight is about... 1705 01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:41,809 Say sorry, and exchange rings...come on... 1706 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,143 Papa it's impossible. 1707 01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:44,695 There's a huge gap between us now. 1708 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,488 Which can only be filled with a lot of money. 1709 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:48,406 Money that your daughter has, but I don't... 1710 01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:51,360 Does anyone fight over money... 1711 01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:55,118 Did you borrow money from him? Return it... 1712 01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:58,329 I don't have any money for her to borrow... 1713 01:23:58,659 --> 01:24:00,582 I haven't got a salary for three months... 1714 01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:04,172 and the fact is, I am unemployed.. 1715 01:24:05,290 --> 01:24:06,337 I'm looking for a job. 1716 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,794 You lost your airlines job? 1717 01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:11,756 Oh bloody! 1718 01:24:12,673 --> 01:24:13,845 You lost it then itself, right? 1719 01:24:14,007 --> 01:24:16,009 I knew it...l knew it... 1720 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:17,807 You lied to me? - Yes... 1721 01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:19,430 I lied to you... 1722 01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:21,523 So now, should I make her wear the ring? 1723 01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:22,770 Like hell you will! 1724 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:24,692 You've failed a 100%... 100% fail! 1725 01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:25,940 You've lied, you liar! 1726 01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:27,362 And you pretend to be Gandhi... 1727 01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:28,943 you are lying to Mayera yourself... 1728 01:24:29,606 --> 01:24:30,823 What lying? 1729 01:24:30,983 --> 01:24:33,907 I'm trying for a job, he's helping me... 1730 01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,863 Was helping me...was! 1731 01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:38,703 You had promised me... 1732 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:51,712 Sister, halwa... 1733 01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:55,807 Forget it Papa 1734 01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:58,055 Please get rid of this job mania...ok? 1735 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:00,725 Mohit gone... mania gone! 1736 01:25:23,035 --> 01:25:25,163 Driver, bring the car... - Excuse me sir... 1737 01:25:25,245 --> 01:25:26,497 Come in Mayera. 1738 01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:29,129 Sir is the Dubai position still open? 1739 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,005 You've taken too long silly... 1740 01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:32,928 Dubai office has already got someone. 1741 01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:35,051 Trust me I don't like that moron one bit. 1742 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:36,598 I wanted you there Mayera. 1743 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:41,474 But he's joining next week, if you can go before that... 1744 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,014 Can you leave tonight? 1745 01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:45,223 The travel desk will arrange the visa.. 1746 01:25:45,599 --> 01:25:47,442 Absolutely sir - Perfect! 1747 01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:50,236 I say go there, work for a week do your magic 1748 01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:51,985 If you are able to convince them there, 1749 01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,319 I'll get all the approvals here. 1750 01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:55,275 And once you get the appointment in Dubai, 1751 01:25:55,609 --> 01:25:57,486 come back over the weekend to shift base properly. 1752 01:25:57,569 --> 01:25:58,695 What say? 1753 01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:01,077 I say Thank you thank you so much sir. 1754 01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:02,908 But for now, just keep this to yourself... 1755 01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:04,459 you are going on a regular assignment. 1756 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:09,505 What about Mohit? 1757 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:13,050 Mohit is history. 1758 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:36,571 What's going on? 1759 01:26:38,944 --> 01:26:41,743 Hello sir...I'm Nawab Master... the driving instructor... 1760 01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:43,706 I have a second hand business as well... 1761 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:47,252 just yesterday I sold Mohit sir's car at a top price... 1762 01:26:47,327 --> 01:26:49,045 Call me if you have anything. 1763 01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:51,002 Mohit?! Dude You sold your car! 1764 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:52,211 What's going on!? 1765 01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:56,587 Ok so all accounts have been settled now... 1766 01:26:56,670 --> 01:26:57,637 Where are you going? 1767 01:26:57,713 --> 01:27:00,216 They're settled today, they'll be unsettled tomorrow... 1768 01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:02,225 If I stay with you guys any longer who knows, 1769 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,722 I might begin to enjoy being unemployed... 1770 01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:06,222 Mohit Mohit sorry. 1771 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:08,269 I swear I'll never read your newspaper... 1772 01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:09,645 I'll never watch Big Boss... 1773 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,648 I'll pay for beer for the entire month...l swear... 1774 01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,315 You can have my entire Playboy collection! 1775 01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:14,567 The remote as well! 1776 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:17,531 Mohit... 1777 01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:45,185 You coach your heart, 1778 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,262 Reproach your heart, 1779 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:51,475 Fool it into submission. 1780 01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:53,606 If it's not broken, 1781 01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:55,733 It's trust is not taken, 1782 01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:59,942 Then why does it hurt so much... 1783 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:02,236 False concessions... 1784 01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:04,367 Fake confessions... 1785 01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:08,041 It hides all your mistakes... 1786 01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:10,703 It fools others, 1787 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,788 And condemns itself, 1788 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:17,502 Looks for gain even in losses. 1789 01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:23,132 Stupidities... 1790 01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:25,434 Meaningless and pointless 1791 01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:27,511 Needless and thoughtless... 1792 01:28:27,594 --> 01:28:30,939 Unnecessary stupidities... 1793 01:28:31,014 --> 01:28:35,941 Stupidities... 1794 01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:38,021 Meaningless and pointless 1795 01:28:38,104 --> 01:28:40,152 Needless and thoughtless... 1796 01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:44,453 Unnecessary stupidities... 1797 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:54,208 Mr. Chaddha - Yes... 1798 01:28:54,788 --> 01:28:56,005 Hi Mr. Chaddha - Hello. 1799 01:28:56,206 --> 01:28:57,332 I'm really sorry 1800 01:28:57,415 --> 01:28:58,792 All the positions have been taken... 1801 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,885 Why don't you leave your resume behind, 1802 01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:02,053 we'll get back to you. 1803 01:29:02,754 --> 01:29:04,552 No... thanks 1804 01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:06,050 Ok...all the best. 1805 01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,314 Your temper's still high, 1806 01:29:16,393 --> 01:29:18,395 You show no improvement. 1807 01:29:18,478 --> 01:29:22,654 You fall on your face all along. 1808 01:29:22,732 --> 01:29:24,700 Not all is ﬂawed, 1809 01:29:24,776 --> 01:29:26,870 Not all is lost, 1810 01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:31,325 Then why is your face so long? 1811 01:29:31,408 --> 01:29:35,504 You spend your days cursing others... 1812 01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:39,880 Oh how stubborn you are! 1813 01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:43,963 Someone must stop you, at least accost you 1814 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:48,009 Till when will you fool yourself? 1815 01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:50,017 Mohit, hi. - Hi. 1816 01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:52,353 Meet Mohit Our new counter manager 1817 01:29:52,429 --> 01:29:53,646 Hello sir 1818 01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:55,189 How are you doing? - Hello 1819 01:29:55,265 --> 01:29:57,313 Hi there - Welcome 1820 01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:01,229 Meaningless and pointless 1821 01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,281 Needless and thoughtless... 1822 01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:06,030 Unnecessary stupidities... 1823 01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:08,111 Very hot... shall I just gobble you up? 1824 01:30:08,194 --> 01:30:11,494 Stupidities... 1825 01:30:11,823 --> 01:30:13,871 Meaningless and pointless 1826 01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:15,998 Needless and thoughtless... 1827 01:30:16,036 --> 01:30:20,382 Unnecessary stupidities... 1828 01:30:56,034 --> 01:31:00,164 Hey you fool, its easy 1829 01:31:00,246 --> 01:31:04,376 To join these broken parts... 1830 01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:08,589 Don't fret, its not hard 1831 01:31:08,672 --> 01:31:12,802 To say you're sorry at last. 1832 01:31:12,884 --> 01:31:15,012 Why are you faking, 1833 01:31:15,053 --> 01:31:17,055 Posturing and raving, 1834 01:31:17,097 --> 01:31:21,193 What will you achieve from it? 1835 01:31:21,267 --> 01:31:23,395 Why open accounts... 1836 01:31:23,478 --> 01:31:25,355 why weigh... 1837 01:31:25,438 --> 01:31:30,285 ...what you lose and win? 1838 01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:35,908 Stupidities... 1839 01:31:35,991 --> 01:31:38,039 Meaningless and pointless 1840 01:31:38,076 --> 01:31:40,078 Needless and thoughtless... 1841 01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:43,540 Unnecessary stupidities... 1842 01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:48,424 Stupidities... 1843 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:50,718 Meaningless and pointless 1844 01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:52,845 Needless and thoughtless... 1845 01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:57,475 Unnecessary stupidities... 1846 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:05,357 Thank you sir... 1847 01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,901 Negi...who are those couples at table 3 and 12? 1848 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,487 They've been occupying those tables for the last three hours... 1849 01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:15,823 Get them out! - They're penniless lovers sir... 1850 01:32:16,072 --> 01:32:17,790 Where will they go for their love talk? 1851 01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:20,043 If they go home, parents will slap them... 1852 01:32:20,118 --> 01:32:21,711 If they go to a park, cops will shoo them away... 1853 01:32:22,328 --> 01:32:24,001 They're sitting here quietly cooing...let them... 1854 01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:25,336 Why get into the business of love... 1855 01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:27,842 when they're penniless! 1856 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:30,637 Yes Sir, boss's orders... 1857 01:32:30,712 --> 01:32:32,134 I'll shoo these lave-birds away... 1858 01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:33,472 Hey senior-most 1859 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:35,266 First put that stick aside... 1860 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,351 Give them a cappuccino each, 1861 01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:39,263 and tell them they won't get anything for free after this! 1862 01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:41,356 If they want to sit here, they'll have to spend... 1863 01:32:41,723 --> 01:32:42,940 Or else, out in an hour... 1864 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:45,477 My love mantra touched you as well, right? 1865 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,732 Yes bro, I'm really touched... 1866 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:48,028 Shall I give them both a brownie as well? 1867 01:32:48,063 --> 01:32:49,189 Shall I throw you out? 1868 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:52,196 You're something else... try to be happy... 1869 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:53,697 Hi.. 1870 01:32:54,152 --> 01:32:55,904 Hey, you're back! 1871 01:32:56,613 --> 01:32:58,286 Sir this is Manju... 1872 01:32:58,698 --> 01:33:00,871 She'd gone to Rohtak for her cousin's wedding... 1873 01:33:01,409 --> 01:33:02,626 This is our Mohit Sir... 1874 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:04,628 Hello sir - Hi Manju 1875 01:33:04,704 --> 01:33:05,876 Sir I'll just be back... 1876 01:33:07,957 --> 01:33:10,585 Sir Manju is my GF 1877 01:33:12,712 --> 01:33:13,929 I can see that. 1878 01:33:14,297 --> 01:33:16,049 Now I'll enjoy my work... 1879 01:33:16,341 --> 01:33:17,513 Sir - Yeah? 1880 01:33:17,675 --> 01:33:21,020 Don't mind, but your professional story is very sad... 1881 01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:23,435 But your love story can be easily solved.. 1882 01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:27,110 ...by saying sorry to each other. - Manju, by god! 1883 01:33:27,393 --> 01:33:29,646 Her mother calls her 'Big-mouth Manju'... 1884 01:33:29,979 --> 01:33:31,652 I'm never going to tell you anything now... 1885 01:33:32,065 --> 01:33:33,692 I'm sorry I told her sir... 1886 01:33:33,775 --> 01:33:35,402 Other than this, your secret is a top secret... 1887 01:33:35,485 --> 01:33:37,203 It's her fault... she should say sorry...why should I? 1888 01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:39,076 But Sir, just listen... Just talk to her once and see... 1889 01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:40,657 Let's go Manju... Sir has a very bad temper! 1890 01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:42,708 Hey let me just talk to him for a second... 1891 01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:50,754 That liar! 1892 01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:52,169 Jobless... 1893 01:33:52,794 --> 01:33:55,798 ...dependent on Mayera for the last two months! 1894 01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,551 I should have sent him to jail! 1895 01:34:00,718 --> 01:34:02,686 Don't know why I'm so confused about him... 1896 01:34:02,846 --> 01:34:05,474 Sir, the Government never respected your goodness... 1897 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:06,857 transfer upon transfer... 1898 01:34:07,225 --> 01:34:08,852 But God is watching Sir, 1899 01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:12,364 he saved you and our Mayera at the last minute... 1900 01:34:12,438 --> 01:34:13,860 No more scope for confusion. 1901 01:34:15,275 --> 01:34:18,119 Tell madam to give me whatever money is due for these rings... 1902 01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:20,117 Sir patience sir patience... 1903 01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:22,285 But I didn't understand one thing... 1904 01:34:22,365 --> 01:34:24,242 Once he had broken up with Mayera, 1905 01:34:24,325 --> 01:34:26,043 why did he go out of his way to help you? 1906 01:34:26,077 --> 01:34:28,546 Logically speaking, he shouldn't have... 1907 01:34:29,497 --> 01:34:31,215 I think it's a big conspiracy Sir... 1908 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:35,971 In my humble opinion, pull some strings and send him to jail... 1909 01:34:36,171 --> 01:34:37,639 Gursharan Singh! 1910 01:34:38,798 --> 01:34:40,015 What an opinion. 1911 01:34:40,049 --> 01:34:44,270 Sir your luck is very good, gold prices have shot up... 1912 01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:46,682 You've made a profit of thirty seven thousand, 1913 01:34:46,764 --> 01:34:48,732 five hundred and eighty rupees... 1914 01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:50,526 Thirty seven thousand... 1915 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:53,188 Why did my luck have to change today? 1916 01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:54,689 Bloody! 1917 01:34:54,772 --> 01:34:57,025 I don't want to sell... thanks a lot for your assistance... 1918 01:34:57,066 --> 01:34:58,443 Sir - Sir 1919 01:34:58,526 --> 01:35:01,700 You raised one question and cleared the entire matter... 1920 01:35:01,779 --> 01:35:03,201 couldn't you have done this earlier? 1921 01:35:03,281 --> 01:35:05,079 I wouldn't have had to bear such a big loss. 1922 01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:07,502 Sir what question did I raise sir? 1923 01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:09,420 He had made me a promise... 1924 01:35:09,495 --> 01:35:11,372 and how could he break his promise? 1925 01:35:11,456 --> 01:35:14,175 He came to help me even after the break up... 1926 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:17,003 Wow! Look at the character of that guy... 1927 01:35:17,045 --> 01:35:19,093 How can I leave a guy with such a fine character? 1928 01:35:19,172 --> 01:35:22,301 Sir anyone can get a character certificate by paying extra money... 1929 01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:23,726 but the boy is jobless. 1930 01:35:23,801 --> 01:35:25,929 Yes he's jobless, 1931 01:35:26,012 --> 01:35:30,267 but he taught me that life doesn't end but starts at sixty... 1932 01:35:30,433 --> 01:35:33,061 That duffer made me, what is that, cool... 1933 01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:34,354 He made me cool! 1934 01:35:34,437 --> 01:35:37,361 He's an MBA, sooner or later he'll get a job... 1935 01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:38,612 That's ok Sir... but.. 1936 01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:41,194 The thinking of the boy and girl doesn't match yours... 1937 01:35:41,277 --> 01:35:42,745 They are fighting... 1938 01:35:42,820 --> 01:35:43,992 Gursharan, 1939 01:35:44,405 --> 01:35:46,874 have Romeo and Juliet ever come together without the villain? 1940 01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:48,202 No sir - No! 1941 01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:52,004 This time as well the villain will unite them. 1942 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:02,178 Mayera! - Where were you? 1943 01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:03,600 I've been trying your phone for so long! 1944 01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:05,885 Give me the keys, I need your passport... 1945 01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:07,721 Passport? Why? 1946 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:11,816 What? - Just hear me out...sit here... 1947 01:36:13,101 --> 01:36:14,318 What is this? 1948 01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:16,988 Our new house, in Dubai... 1949 01:36:17,021 --> 01:36:18,193 Our new house? 1950 01:36:18,273 --> 01:36:21,026 Yes papa.. It's a 4 bedroom apartment... 1951 01:36:21,067 --> 01:36:24,537 A kitchen that's bigger than our living room, fully equipped. 1952 01:36:25,196 --> 01:36:26,869 Meet Mayera Sehgal papa... 1953 01:36:26,948 --> 01:36:28,825 new vice president of the Dubai office... 1954 01:36:28,908 --> 01:36:30,910 Double the salary, that too in Dirham... 1955 01:36:31,494 --> 01:36:32,916 See, I did what you wanted! 1956 01:36:35,206 --> 01:36:36,458 What?! 1957 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,044 Now don't say you don't want to go... 1958 01:36:39,085 --> 01:36:40,507 because you don't have a choice... 1959 01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:42,046 No silly... 1960 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:44,258 I'm in shock, with happiness... 1961 01:36:44,757 --> 01:36:47,135 It's the best decision of your life... 1962 01:36:47,218 --> 01:36:48,515 Here are the keys... 1963 01:36:49,178 --> 01:36:51,101 But we have to pack up the house in two days, 1964 01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:53,183 if I don't join on Monday the offer will be cancelled.. 1965 01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:54,483 Don't worry, I'm there... 1966 01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,728 I'll do what's correct for you... 1967 01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:59,189 That Mohit, that useless Mohit... 1968 01:36:59,272 --> 01:37:01,320 Imagine if you'd gotten married to him, 1969 01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:03,493 would you have been able to move to Dubai? 1970 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:05,911 Radha, did you get the cartons? 1971 01:37:05,987 --> 01:37:07,159 Yes... 1972 01:37:07,405 --> 01:37:10,500 Don't worry, we won't leave without taking our revenge... 1973 01:37:10,783 --> 01:37:14,037 I have told Gursharan to make a fake case against him 1974 01:37:14,078 --> 01:37:17,298 and send him to Tihar jail... 1975 01:37:18,249 --> 01:37:19,466 Papa are you mad? 1976 01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:23,388 First they will break his bones with the Tihar sticks, 1977 01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:26,182 that'll really be breaking Mr. Mohit up! 1978 01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:27,474 What fun! 1979 01:37:27,550 --> 01:37:29,052 You're just too much! 1980 01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:30,807 Call Gursharan Uncle right now... 1981 01:37:30,887 --> 01:37:32,355 Stop him, come on... 1982 01:37:32,513 --> 01:37:35,107 Will you feel bad if that rogue is in pain? 1983 01:37:36,059 --> 01:37:40,030 If you love him so much, why are you running away to Dubai? 1984 01:37:40,021 --> 01:37:41,864 I'll get out of your way... 1985 01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:46,323 Now you're getting confused, should I go to Dubai or not... 1986 01:37:46,694 --> 01:37:48,571 To be or not to be... 1987 01:37:48,654 --> 01:37:50,702 Romeo and Juliet... 1988 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:53,205 There's no confusion... 1989 01:37:54,744 --> 01:37:57,122 I just don't want any new problem to come up and keep us behind... 1990 01:37:58,373 --> 01:37:59,841 Talk to Gursharan uncle... 1991 01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:05,592 Yes Gursharan Tihar-plan cancelled... 1992 01:38:07,048 --> 01:38:08,220 Happy? 1993 01:38:10,426 --> 01:38:14,727 Hey Gursharan my friend... nobody has to be sent to Tihar... 1994 01:38:14,806 --> 01:38:16,023 Now listen to me, 1995 01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:19,103 Mayera has taken both our passports to Ajanta Travels 1996 01:38:19,185 --> 01:38:20,653 for the tickets and visa... 1997 01:38:20,937 --> 01:38:23,941 You have to set up something at the travel agency so 1998 01:38:24,023 --> 01:38:26,117 that we don't get the visas... 1999 01:38:26,234 --> 01:38:27,360 Now you understand? 2000 01:38:27,443 --> 01:38:29,537 Yes, we shouldn't get the visas! 2001 01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:30,659 Good... 2002 01:38:30,738 --> 01:38:31,910 Yes! 2003 01:38:33,699 --> 01:38:36,202 Come on Mohit, answer the phone... 2004 01:38:36,994 --> 01:38:38,462 Oh hell! 2005 01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:42,425 Now how do I contact this duffer? 2006 01:38:50,633 --> 01:38:52,260 You sir...? - Yes. 2007 01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:53,560 Sir...Mohit was just here... 2008 01:38:53,636 --> 01:38:54,888 I think he's gone to the conference room... 2009 01:38:54,971 --> 01:38:58,191 Will you keep lying all your life, to save your friend? 2010 01:38:59,142 --> 01:39:00,359 Not lying... 2011 01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:02,688 Where is he? Tell me the truth. 2012 01:39:03,229 --> 01:39:05,857 He's changed his number, doesn't reply to emails... 2013 01:39:05,940 --> 01:39:07,192 I don't know Sir, he's just disappeared... 2014 01:39:09,569 --> 01:39:10,741 Think! 2015 01:39:11,154 --> 01:39:14,033 There must be someone who can tell us about him... 2016 01:39:16,951 --> 01:39:18,624 Think carefully, 2017 01:39:19,412 --> 01:39:21,414 the Home Secretary was my batch mate! 2018 01:39:24,041 --> 01:39:26,464 By God, what happened to Mohit was very unfortunate... 2019 01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:29,840 I tried to tell him, don't show off your automatic car, 2020 01:39:29,922 --> 01:39:31,094 who knows you may not have even a cycle tomorrow! 2021 01:39:31,174 --> 01:39:32,391 He didn't listen to me... 2022 01:39:32,550 --> 01:39:33,847 But where is he? 2023 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:38,352 Stop bro, stop...Sir over there... 2024 01:39:38,514 --> 01:39:40,437 Very good...Thank you Master. 2025 01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:42,648 Ok lmmy, thank you... - Welcome sir. 2026 01:39:56,532 --> 01:39:57,749 Hey waiter! 2027 01:40:07,126 --> 01:40:08,594 Bloody good! 2028 01:40:08,669 --> 01:40:09,886 How can I help you sir? 2029 01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:13,508 Do you get a salary, or are you on daily wages? 2030 01:40:15,426 --> 01:40:16,643 Which coffee sir? 2031 01:40:18,554 --> 01:40:21,353 Hmm, get me a Cappuccino... 2032 01:40:21,557 --> 01:40:24,151 and a cup of tea for you. It's on me... 2033 01:40:24,602 --> 01:40:26,479 No thanks... One cappuccino please! 2034 01:40:27,230 --> 01:40:28,447 Anything else? 2035 01:40:29,106 --> 01:40:30,653 How about a brownie 2036 01:40:31,359 --> 01:40:32,611 Let me help increase your sales, 2037 01:40:32,818 --> 01:40:34,115 you must be getting a commission huh? 2038 01:40:36,781 --> 01:40:37,998 Bring it out please. 2039 01:40:38,032 --> 01:40:42,378 Let the love never be less, I will take every other loss... 2040 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:47,418 Let the love never be less... 2041 01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:51,718 I will take every other loss... 2042 01:40:52,171 --> 01:40:53,343 Hey boy! 2043 01:40:53,839 --> 01:40:56,433 What shoddy service is this? Clean the damn table! 2044 01:41:04,767 --> 01:41:05,984 Take it... 2045 01:41:06,310 --> 01:41:09,280 You can get your new girlfriend peanuts with it... 2046 01:41:09,689 --> 01:41:11,908 And this time look for someone who is of your status. 2047 01:41:13,025 --> 01:41:14,151 Why have you come here? 2048 01:41:14,277 --> 01:41:17,872 To tell you that Mayera is moving to Dubai. 2049 01:41:21,409 --> 01:41:22,706 It hurts doesn't it? 2050 01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:25,913 How you both used to boast... 2051 01:41:26,247 --> 01:41:28,921 "We can eat love, we can wear love" 2052 01:41:29,083 --> 01:41:32,257 "we can fill love in the petrol tank and drive off..." 2053 01:41:33,045 --> 01:41:34,217 So where is all that love? 2054 01:41:34,630 --> 01:41:37,008 Now do you understand the value of money? 2055 01:41:37,925 --> 01:41:40,895 As always, Mayera is smarter than you.. 2056 01:41:42,013 --> 01:41:43,481 She's taken a transfer to Dubai... 2057 01:41:44,307 --> 01:41:47,106 In a week's time Dubai will make her forget the pain, and you... 2058 01:41:47,893 --> 01:41:50,146 You just keep selling your tea coffee here... 2059 01:41:51,564 --> 01:41:56,195 You think you're very smart, but you're just a big duffer! 2060 01:41:56,444 --> 01:42:00,665 Don't you understand Mayera is spoilt... 2061 01:42:00,948 --> 01:42:03,326 She's gotten used to the 5 Star life... 2062 01:42:03,826 --> 01:42:05,669 You should be happy the marriage didn't happen, 2063 01:42:05,745 --> 01:42:07,497 she would have made you bankrupt! 2064 01:42:07,663 --> 01:42:10,382 See, as soon as you lost your money, 2065 01:42:10,458 --> 01:42:13,382 that snob tossed you aside like an insignificant fly! 2066 01:42:13,461 --> 01:42:14,963 You're calling your own daughter a snob? 2067 01:42:15,046 --> 01:42:17,174 Why are you feeling bad? 2068 01:42:17,882 --> 01:42:19,680 What does she mean to you now? 2069 01:42:21,052 --> 01:42:23,931 Anyway, she's dumping you and going... 2070 01:42:24,013 --> 01:42:25,390 that too in business class! 2071 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:28,563 After this, don't ever let yourself fall in love with a money-minded, 2072 01:42:28,643 --> 01:42:30,691 selfish, opportunist like Mayera... 2073 01:42:30,770 --> 01:42:33,068 Enough Mr. Sehgal! This is too much.. 2074 01:42:33,397 --> 01:42:34,614 You've said enough... 2075 01:42:34,732 --> 01:42:36,655 Now if you say even one word against Mayera I'll... 2076 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:39,112 You'll what? What will you do? 2077 01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:42,824 The Romeo passion doesn't go well with empty pockets... 2078 01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:45,960 You flaunt your love like you're some millionare 2079 01:42:46,535 --> 01:42:49,379 but you're just a bloody waiter!! 2080 01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:52,917 We're leaving for the airport in about three hours... 2081 01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:54,092 understood? 2082 01:42:54,168 --> 01:42:57,763 If I see you within a five kilometer radius of the airport... 2083 01:42:57,963 --> 01:43:01,183 remember, the Home Secretary is my batch mate! 2084 01:43:01,592 --> 01:43:02,809 Excuse me! 2085 01:43:03,636 --> 01:43:06,185 Your photo will go to the home department... 2086 01:43:06,597 --> 01:43:09,100 Then it will flash to every PCR van, Black Cats, 2087 01:43:09,183 --> 01:43:12,904 NSG commandos, CRPF, RAW agents... 2088 01:43:14,105 --> 01:43:15,652 Don't you ever mess with us 2089 01:43:15,731 --> 01:43:17,654 and stay away from my daughter! 2090 01:43:17,983 --> 01:43:19,200 Bloody waiter! 2091 01:43:33,582 --> 01:43:34,799 She's moving to Dubai... 2092 01:43:35,584 --> 01:43:37,006 She could have at least told me that! 2093 01:43:37,712 --> 01:43:39,760 Sir there's no point in being sad right now... 2094 01:43:39,922 --> 01:43:41,924 Just go say sorry to ma'am, and stop her from leaving. 2095 01:43:42,007 --> 01:43:43,133 How can I just go and apologize to her? 2096 01:43:43,801 --> 01:43:46,270 She's the one who broke up first. She'll have to say sorry first. 2097 01:43:46,387 --> 01:43:48,139 Sir it's not a race... 2098 01:43:48,222 --> 01:43:50,520 If you're going to let your ego become as big as an airplane, 2099 01:43:50,641 --> 01:43:53,144 Ma'am will simply fly away! And you'll be left wondering forever 2100 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:54,945 Bloody waiter... 2101 01:43:55,020 --> 01:43:56,693 Sir, that old man has insulted all of us... 2102 01:43:56,939 --> 01:43:58,941 You've to give it back to that rotten fellow! 2103 01:43:59,108 --> 01:44:02,487 Yes Sir, steal Mayera away from right under his nose... 2104 01:44:02,570 --> 01:44:03,867 That will be a fitting reply. 2105 01:44:05,573 --> 01:44:06,745 Are you done with the lecturing? 2106 01:44:07,116 --> 01:44:10,461 Enough of me and my life... get back to work. 2107 01:44:10,536 --> 01:44:12,538 Sir please listen to me... - I said get back to work!! 2108 01:44:17,251 --> 01:44:19,003 Hey! Stop right here... 2109 01:44:19,336 --> 01:44:20,508 Yes...Stop... 2110 01:44:21,464 --> 01:44:23,341 How much? - Forty five sir... 2111 01:44:23,716 --> 01:44:24,888 Keep the change... 2112 01:44:25,259 --> 01:44:27,557 Where were you papa? Hurry up and get ready or we will get late... 2113 01:44:27,636 --> 01:44:29,058 I'll just get ready... 2114 01:44:29,096 --> 01:44:30,348 Gursharan done? - Ma'am please sign here... 2115 01:44:30,431 --> 01:44:31,774 No, not done sir. 2116 01:44:31,932 --> 01:44:33,309 Not done what? - What done? Not done? 2117 01:44:33,392 --> 01:44:34,814 What? No nothing... 2118 01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:36,107 Go inside! 2119 01:44:36,187 --> 01:44:39,691 Ma'am your passports with Dubai Visa and tickets. 2120 01:44:39,982 --> 01:44:42,405 Radha, you've latched all the windows properly right? 2121 01:44:42,485 --> 01:44:44,328 Yes! - And switched off the gas? 2122 01:44:44,403 --> 01:44:46,030 I have... - Ok alright! 2123 01:44:46,197 --> 01:44:49,201 Give all your papers to Gursharan uncle... 2124 01:44:49,408 --> 01:44:51,001 And come here to clean up every Saturday, 2125 01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:53,037 otherwise I won't come back to get you... 2126 01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,747 Sis, don't go please... 2127 01:44:55,080 --> 01:44:56,582 Why are you crying? 2128 01:44:57,208 --> 01:44:58,926 I'm coming back to get you, ok? 2129 01:44:59,543 --> 01:45:01,796 Please don't go sis... - Stupid girl! 2130 01:45:01,879 --> 01:45:03,677 I will miss you a lot... 2131 01:45:07,051 --> 01:45:11,022 Ok now stop crying and take all the bags out, ok? 2132 01:45:13,849 --> 01:45:16,193 Sir in my humble opinion 2133 01:45:17,394 --> 01:45:19,146 What do we do about the rings? 2134 01:45:21,065 --> 01:45:23,193 I've never abused so much in my life... 2135 01:45:24,735 --> 01:45:26,988 I called my own daughter proud... 2136 01:45:28,447 --> 01:45:30,745 I tell you, these two are more stubborn than me... 2137 01:45:33,494 --> 01:45:35,747 I don't know whether gold prices are up or down now... 2138 01:45:35,830 --> 01:45:38,128 but sell them irrespective of whether they fetch a profit or loss! 2139 01:45:38,207 --> 01:45:39,754 And deposit the money in my account... 2140 01:45:41,418 --> 01:45:44,422 I guess this time too Romeo and Juliet will have a tragic end. 2141 01:45:47,424 --> 01:45:48,596 Sir, - What? 2142 01:45:48,676 --> 01:45:50,019 Sir, please come here... - What's the matter? 2143 01:45:50,052 --> 01:45:51,349 Sir see! - What? 2144 01:45:54,890 --> 01:45:56,892 Now let's make sure he doesn't go free! 2145 01:45:57,268 --> 01:46:00,613 Gursharan pick up a weapon! 2146 01:46:00,688 --> 01:46:02,235 Wait Sir, I'm coming too... - No, you wait here... 2147 01:46:02,314 --> 01:46:03,907 Sir that mad old man is dangerous... 2148 01:46:04,191 --> 01:46:06,910 I know, but after all he is my father-in-law... 2149 01:46:07,736 --> 01:46:08,908 Careful sir 2150 01:46:15,286 --> 01:46:16,754 Brother Mohit 2151 01:46:17,955 --> 01:46:19,377 Beware! 2152 01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,465 Don't you dare take a single step, or I'll handicap you... 2153 01:46:24,128 --> 01:46:26,381 Gursharan call the Police Commissioner... 2154 01:46:26,463 --> 01:46:27,589 Yes Sir! 2155 01:46:27,673 --> 01:46:30,722 The Home Secretary... - Yes, I know, he's your batch-mate. 2156 01:46:31,260 --> 01:46:32,682 But I don't want to talk to you... 2157 01:46:33,470 --> 01:46:35,689 Call Mayera... Call her... 2158 01:46:36,015 --> 01:46:38,143 Mayera, Mayera... 2159 01:46:38,350 --> 01:46:39,567 Mayera... 2160 01:46:42,605 --> 01:46:44,482 Why should Mayera come? 2161 01:46:45,024 --> 01:46:48,449 Who are you, just a waiter? 2162 01:46:50,613 --> 01:46:54,413 First earn some money, have a bank balance... 2163 01:46:54,742 --> 01:46:57,996 My Mayera won't go with a loser... 2164 01:46:58,704 --> 01:47:01,583 She's come to her senses now, you bloody penny-pincher! 2165 01:47:01,749 --> 01:47:03,001 Sir reality check... 2166 01:47:03,417 --> 01:47:05,761 You're behaving very, very uncool right now Sir... 2167 01:47:06,295 --> 01:47:09,549 Insulting my waiter friends, uncool" 2168 01:47:10,007 --> 01:47:13,386 Calling Mayera proud, uncool... 2169 01:47:13,886 --> 01:47:17,607 And your hundred year old money-theory, that's uncool too... 2170 01:47:17,890 --> 01:47:19,642 If one followed your theory, 2171 01:47:20,059 --> 01:47:22,187 the poor would not be allowed to love or live... 2172 01:47:23,938 --> 01:47:25,064 If there is love, 2173 01:47:26,357 --> 01:47:29,702 thirty rupees and one cup of coffee... 2174 01:47:32,529 --> 01:47:33,872 is enough to be happy... 2175 01:47:35,074 --> 01:47:36,291 What if there's no money, 2176 01:47:37,201 --> 01:47:38,418 there's unlimited love... 2177 01:47:40,788 --> 01:47:43,541 Money or no money, loves finds it's way... 2178 01:47:43,624 --> 01:47:46,252 Where there's love, there's a way... 2179 01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:48,007 She hates you... 2180 01:47:48,253 --> 01:47:50,802 And you must know, we were going to pray 2181 01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:53,760 at the hanuman temple on the way to the airport... 2182 01:47:53,842 --> 01:47:55,594 that you are never happy in life... 2183 01:47:55,678 --> 01:47:58,022 You bloody loser... - Papa enough 2184 01:47:59,056 --> 01:48:00,603 What has Mohit done to you? 2185 01:48:01,141 --> 01:48:02,438 He agreed to the probation... 2186 01:48:02,518 --> 01:48:04,020 He lost all the matches with you... 2187 01:48:04,061 --> 01:48:07,190 He's the national level under-16 silver medalist in squash... 2188 01:48:07,272 --> 01:48:08,615 yet he lost all matches for you... 2189 01:48:08,774 --> 01:48:10,572 He helped you with your job-hunting... 2190 01:48:10,651 --> 01:48:12,995 lied to me for you... 2191 01:48:13,153 --> 01:48:16,453 He calls you Osama, but you're not less than a terrorist... 2192 01:48:16,615 --> 01:48:19,585 he kept tolerating you, for me... 2193 01:48:23,914 --> 01:48:25,257 The man who can do so much for me, 2194 01:48:26,166 --> 01:48:27,918 can also give his life for me... 2195 01:48:32,881 --> 01:48:36,602 Waiter or manager, pauper or prince, 2196 01:48:37,845 --> 01:48:39,062 I love him... 2197 01:48:40,806 --> 01:48:42,558 Some sacrifices will have to be made... 2198 01:48:42,933 --> 01:48:44,651 I won't get to go to rock shows, 2199 01:48:44,727 --> 01:48:47,150 dinner once a month, shopping once a year... 2200 01:48:47,229 --> 01:48:49,527 Hey hey...I'm not going to work at a coffee shop all my life... 2201 01:48:49,606 --> 01:48:51,324 Until you do... 2202 01:48:51,984 --> 01:48:53,110 We will still have fun... 2203 01:48:54,987 --> 01:48:57,456 Without you I don't enjoy shopping at all, 2204 01:48:58,032 --> 01:49:00,956 whatever the credit card limit... 2205 01:49:01,994 --> 01:49:03,792 Because when you're not around, there's nobody to say... 2206 01:49:03,996 --> 01:49:06,374 Very hot...shall I gobble you up! 2207 01:49:19,970 --> 01:49:23,224 Hey...no hanky-panky here... all this after marriage... 2208 01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:24,524 What's going on dad? 2209 01:49:25,267 --> 01:49:27,190 Weren't you very happy with our break-up? 2210 01:49:27,644 --> 01:49:29,112 Your generation always has to do 2211 01:49:29,188 --> 01:49:31,316 the opposite of what the parents say... 2212 01:49:31,398 --> 01:49:32,741 It's always the case... 2213 01:49:33,067 --> 01:49:34,284 Papa you are crazy 2214 01:49:35,402 --> 01:49:37,496 if I had listed his good qualities 2215 01:49:37,863 --> 01:49:40,491 would you say sorry and patch up with him? No! 2216 01:49:40,824 --> 01:49:42,918 I abused him only then did you understand... 2217 01:49:44,119 --> 01:49:45,371 Hey, Stupid! 2218 01:49:45,454 --> 01:49:48,253 You call me uncool, you bloody fool! 2219 01:49:48,707 --> 01:49:50,459 If you want to be my son-in-law take my blessings... 2220 01:49:52,836 --> 01:49:55,009 Not like this, give me hug... 2221 01:49:55,047 --> 01:49:56,264 A good one... 2222 01:49:56,340 --> 01:49:57,592 Stupid fellow... 2223 01:49:59,009 --> 01:50:00,135 Come here! 2224 01:50:00,844 --> 01:50:02,061 Now give the rings... 2225 01:50:02,429 --> 01:50:06,525 Your wish means everything, and mine means nothing... 2226 01:50:06,975 --> 01:50:08,147 Which wish? 2227 01:50:08,310 --> 01:50:10,233 Today is my interview... 2228 01:50:10,312 --> 01:50:11,438 I have to go there... 2229 01:50:11,522 --> 01:50:14,366 Rings can wait... - Papa! 2230 01:50:14,441 --> 01:50:15,988 Let him go, otherwise he will never leave us alone... 2231 01:50:16,068 --> 01:50:17,194 He won't be able to take the pressure 2232 01:50:17,277 --> 01:50:18,449 of a private job at his age. 2233 01:50:18,529 --> 01:50:19,655 He's letting you decide for yourself... 2234 01:50:19,863 --> 01:50:21,035 Let him do the same... 2235 01:50:21,115 --> 01:50:22,958 Dear in my humble opinion, he's right... 2236 01:50:24,243 --> 01:50:25,870 Ok...fine guys. 2237 01:50:32,334 --> 01:50:34,007 So...how am I looking? 2238 01:50:35,170 --> 01:50:37,969 Don't you have a suit? - Suit. 2239 01:50:38,423 --> 01:50:41,302 I got a new Safari suit made for this, from Singh Tailors... 2240 01:50:41,468 --> 01:50:42,685 four pockets. 2241 01:50:42,761 --> 01:50:45,514 Suit and tie please! - Oh bloody 2242 01:50:45,597 --> 01:50:47,270 Where are you taking me? - Come on, come on... 2243 01:50:47,432 --> 01:50:49,230 Gursharan I am being kidnapped... - C'mon! 2244 01:50:49,309 --> 01:50:52,028 Oh wait, you guys have sandwiched me in between! 2245 01:50:52,062 --> 01:50:53,814 The sandwich needs a good tie! 2246 01:50:53,897 --> 01:50:55,274 Hello Unni sir I love you too much... 2247 01:50:55,357 --> 01:50:57,030 I can't leave you and go to Dubai... 2248 01:51:03,991 --> 01:51:06,119 How crowded this place is... 2249 01:51:06,285 --> 01:51:08,287 come on guys...come on... 2250 01:51:08,412 --> 01:51:11,632 You'll shift out of this hole in the wall after marriage, wont you? 2251 01:51:11,832 --> 01:51:14,381 Say sorry sir...l take of fence... 2252 01:51:14,459 --> 01:51:16,006 Say sorry sir or no tie... 2253 01:51:16,086 --> 01:51:18,339 Sorry, bro sorry! 2254 01:51:20,632 --> 01:51:23,476 Please get me sober tie, according to my age... 2255 01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:25,270 Young and dynamic sir. 2256 01:51:25,888 --> 01:51:28,141 Where are you going? - He'll get something silly... 2257 01:51:28,348 --> 01:51:30,271 Ok, choose a good one... 2258 01:51:46,742 --> 01:51:50,087 I missed you. - I know man, where were you... 2259 01:52:07,512 --> 01:52:09,139 Osama - Crap! 2260 01:52:13,852 --> 01:52:15,069 Killer! 2261 01:52:19,983 --> 01:52:23,829 Sir don't show off in the interview, 2262 01:52:23,904 --> 01:52:25,451 that the home Secretary is your batch mate... 2263 01:52:25,530 --> 01:52:28,875 It'll give a good impression... you won't understand... 2264 01:52:28,951 --> 01:52:30,703 Papa, it doesn't make a difference to anyone... 2265 01:52:30,786 --> 01:52:32,163 Really, - Yeah! 2266 01:52:32,329 --> 01:52:34,707 I thought that's why Mohit is scared of me... 2267 01:52:34,873 --> 01:52:36,125 You're not scared of me? 2268 01:52:36,792 --> 01:52:37,964 Hey duffer... 2269 01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:41,297 Don't scare anyone. 2270 01:52:41,380 --> 01:52:43,223 You're going for an interview, not to pick a son-in-law... 2271 01:52:43,298 --> 01:52:45,767 I know ya... I'm your father you are not my father. 2272 01:52:45,842 --> 01:52:47,844 Sehgal VK - They're asking for your name... 2273 01:52:47,928 --> 01:52:49,805 not for your email ID! - Vinod Kumar Sehgal... 2274 01:52:50,013 --> 01:52:51,731 VK Sehgal - This way sir. 2275 01:52:56,436 --> 01:52:59,235 Sir your GF is top class... 2276 01:52:59,314 --> 01:53:00,531 I agree 2277 01:53:01,066 --> 01:53:02,113 Peter 2278 01:53:02,192 --> 01:53:03,990 Top class coffee for top class GF... 2279 01:53:04,278 --> 01:53:06,997 Sir, take one cup... and share 2280 01:53:09,116 --> 01:53:10,288 Idea! 2281 01:53:10,534 --> 01:53:12,707 Your financing skills, and my marketing... 2282 01:53:12,828 --> 01:53:14,000 lets open a coffee shop.. 2283 01:53:14,288 --> 01:53:16,791 I've understood one thing from all this... 2284 01:53:16,999 --> 01:53:19,843 even if they have no money, people don't stop drinking coffee... 2285 01:53:20,168 --> 01:53:23,092 Brilliant...and we will call it One Cup Coffee... 2286 01:53:23,171 --> 01:53:24,514 No ya... - Why not?! 2287 01:53:24,589 --> 01:53:26,091 Then people will drink only one cup! 2288 01:53:26,300 --> 01:53:28,177 Listen, I will keep the name... 2289 01:53:28,260 --> 01:53:30,683 The home Secretary is my papa's batch-mate ok! 2290 01:53:30,887 --> 01:53:33,640 I'm going to gobble this Home Secretary up... 2291 01:53:34,099 --> 01:53:35,316 Osama... 2292 01:53:36,810 --> 01:53:40,986 Oh no.. papa.. Don't worry its ok 2293 01:53:42,441 --> 01:53:45,820 Meet the new CEO of the company Sehgal VK! 2294 01:53:45,902 --> 01:53:47,779 Oh my god that's amazing. 2295 01:53:47,946 --> 01:53:49,789 Wow that's so cool! 2296 01:53:50,991 --> 01:53:52,493 Sehgal Sir so proud of you. 2297 01:53:52,576 --> 01:53:54,328 Oh duffer, my son-in- law. 167760