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MAN: Previously on
Almost Family...

Dr. Bechley, Jane Horner from
The Wall Street Journal.

My source says that
you used your own sperm

to impregnate a patient
at your practice.

Hi, I'm Julia.

Hi.
How do you know each other?

-Oh, um...

Leon Bechley is my dad.

So that means you two might
be brother and sister?

-Julia, we have to let you go.
-This is total crap!

I mean,
how can they do this to you?

I brought my employment
agreement because I was hoping

maybe you guys can look at it.

It's like I finally know
what it feels like

to have an actual dad.

Get out.

Get out!
Get out of our house!

You're welcome to stay here
as long as you need to.

I read your
employment agreement.

-You run the clinic now.
-I'm the boss?

-I'm gonna need your help.
-We'll do it together.

Our office has determined
that Dr. Bechley's misuse

of his genetic material rises
to the level of sexual assault.

Is it me, or is there,
like, a vibe happening

between you
and Amanda Doherty?

Holy...

I'm so glad
to see you all today

at our first NPE group--

"Not Parent Expected."

Whether you're
a Bechley client or not,

all are welcome here.

So thank you for coming
and welcome to the group.

In one way, or another,

all of us have had our lives
disrupted, changed,

by the miracle of DNA testing.

We all have stories.

Who would like to begin?

I have a story to share.

Oh.
Oh, no.

My husband cheated on me with
someone he met on a sex app.

-Oh, my God.
-You, Julia.

You slept with my husband.

-No, I--
-Just admit it.

I--I had no idea.

So you did?

-Well--okay.
-He did?

Didn't you know
he was your brother?

Um--

Yeah, my husband
is her brother!

JULIA: Okay.

She had sex
with her own brother!

And yet here she is,
trying to help all of you.

-Oh, my God.

-Can we talk outsi--
-Pathetic.

I'm so sorry.
I-I didn't know he was married.

Or my brother.

This isn't a friendly visit
for either of us, Roxy.

This is a business meeting.

DIANE: We understand
that you don't want

anything to do with us
right now

in this moment of genetic
exploration of yours.

RON:
But we still work together.

And there are
certain obligations

that we've committed to
that you need to honor.

I'm not doing anymore
birthday party gigs.

They're soul-crushing.

This one's different.

This one's for a producer
who works for Bob Costas.

No.
No birthdays.

This could open all kinds
of doors for you, honey.

-ROXY:
-On-air opportunities.

Hard pass.

Are we done?

Yeah... You--
no, really, honey, um,

I-I don't think
I made myself clear here.

Uh, you have to do this gig,
Roxy.

DIANE: We have a contract
with these people

and we can't afford
to be held in breach.

I am so sick
of being paraded around

like a circus freak with
a 15-year-old silver medal.

That's not who I am anymore.

Really?

So who are you?

Yes.

We're dying to know.

Give me the address.

RON: Thanks, sweetheart.

JUDGE: The prosecution
requests a continuance?

Our key witness can't be in New
York until after the new year.

You've accused my client
of assaulting dozens of women.

You can't find one
who can testify before then?

She's a public school teacher.

We shouldn't penalize her
for educating our children.

An admirable stance,

but Ms. Palmer
makes a valid point.

Find another key witness.

I understand
if you're freaking out.

I'm not.

I--I've been there.
I get it.

Amanda, it was a mistake.

Was it?

I can't blow up my life
over this.

I--it just--

-It's a lot.
-Look, it's okay, okay?

I can be patient.

You aren't my first freaked
out, first-time lesbian.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

How many first time,
freaked-out lesbians have you--

Gotten freaky with?

I mean--

I'm married

to an amazing guy.

I...

Getting involved
with opposing counsel--

talk about a rookie mistake.

I can't, I--

And yet, here we are.

Look, if you wanna stop,
we stop, but...

I think we have something here.

Something more than
just a one-time thing.

And we're both professionals
so we keep it that way, right?

Keep the business, business,

and the personal, personal.

See where it leads.

Hm?

Ball's in your court,
Counselor.

SINGER: ♪ Oh, no,
you hit me in the heart ♪

♪ Bull's-eye,
right where the feelings are ♪

♪ Meet me at the beach,
meet me at the park ♪

♪ I just wanna be
wherever you are ♪

Hey.

Hey, Jules-y,
have you checked social medes?

Oh, no.
What's happening?

#Bechley.

I'm around if you need me,
and, uh, you're gonna need me.

KIM : Didn't you
know he was your brother?

Oh, my God.

She had sex with
her own brother!

Brother!
Brother!

SINGER:
♪ Gonna bring you down

♪ I don't know,
but I'm gonna bring you down ♪

♪ I don't know
what's gonna bring you down ♪

SINGER: ♪ Whoa,
ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Whoa,
ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

Okay, so I ask you questions.

You answer honestly
and completely.

No secrets or lies.
I need to know everything.

Uh, you've grown into a very
confident young woman, Edie.

I'd like you to take me through
each instance

in which you were the donor
as best you can recall.

We could be looking
at a count for each,

so it's important
to be thorough.

Always a leader,
even as a little girl.

Leon, please.

I wanna establish
a clear timeline

as well as the medical
reasoning behind your actions.

Of course.

Oh, yeah, that was always
a favorite Thanksgiving of mine.

I think you and Julia

are, what, like, eight there?

Uh, yeah, nine.

You were a little lawyer
even then.

Stickler for accuracy.

You used to torment Genevieve.

"That's not actually
what you said.

For the record, you said
holiday bedtime is 10:00."

You know,

I'd like to think that some
of that determination of yours,

you got from me.

You know what?

I think we should
pick this back up at the office.

It'll be more
professional there.

SINGER: ♪ I, I

♪ Hey,
are you talking to me? ♪

♪ I don't know
what to believe ♪

♪ So many words,
I don't wanna... ♪

All right, good job.

Who's next?

This is boring.

Yeah, well, you know,
they're the fundamentals.

They're supposed to be.

You gotta get this stuff
down first

before you get
to the good stuff.

That's where you really fly.

Why don't you give it a shot?

I wanted Logan Paul, but
Mom said he was too expensive.

Well, you know, uh,
I'm on YouTube too.

You can check out
some of my old routines.

They're a little tougher
than somersaults.

That's not the kind of content
I'm interested in.

Can I try?

Yeah, sure.
Let's see what you got.

That's pretty good.
What's your name?

-Izzy.
-Hi, Izzy.

Nice to meet you.
You wanna try it again?

Keep your feet together.

Yeah, Bechley.
That's right.

It's me.
You want an autograph?

Ironic selfie?

SAM: Oh, good.
You're here.

Oh, my God.
Really?

I wanted to talk to you
to apologize.

I forgive you.
Now go.

Kim found my phone

and that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

My marriage is a very--

Complicated situation.

Please don't insult
my intelligence

with lame excuses, Sam.

You are the last person
in the world

that I wanted to see right now.

-I get that.
-Then why am I still seeing you?

Because this is messing
with my life, too, okay?

I work at a very
conservative firm.

And we need to do something.

I-I'm getting
a lot of heat for this.

Are you?

Are you getting
a lot of heat for this,

because I'm getting burned
at the stake,

and I didn't cheat
on anyone or lie

or do anything except
use modern technology

to have quick, consensual,
and fairly unmemorable sex.

So no, I don't care
about your problems.

I need you to leave
and never come back

and delete me from your app.

SINGER: ♪ I've been
six feet underground ♪

Oh, no, no, no.
It's not what it looks like.

We weren't even doing anything.
We were just talking!

SINGER: ♪ Be interested

♪ I'm gonna do
the understated ♪

♪ I am being interested

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ Chew me up and spit me out

♪ Thought I'd never
come back around ♪

♪ I am being interested

♪ Whoa, whoa

My question is,
were you attracted to him

despite the genetic connection
or because of it?

Because I'm not sure
which one's more upsetting.

I am not available
for your teasing right now.

I am walking through
a living nightmare.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

I couldn't resist.
It must be really awful.

You have no idea.

Well, do you wanna
tell me what's up?

I'm assuming that's not for me.

I'm going
to a client bris later,

or believe me,

I would be in bed
under the covers.

Well, you said
you wanted to meet.

I told you I was too busy and
you said it couldn't wait, so...

Edie, I saw you

with that DA,
Amanda Doherty,

in the courthouse.

I'm not sure
what you think you saw.

I think I saw you
kissing the woman

who is prosecuting the case
against my father.

It was nothing.

And it's none of your business.

Is it nothing
or none of my business,

because those are two
very different things.

It doesn't matter because
it's over, okay?

Edie, I'm not trying to tell you
how to live your life.

-Because--
-Oh, great.

Thank you, Julia, because you're
not exactly the first person

I'd go to for life advice.

If you are--I don't know,

going through something or
struggling with your sexuality--

I'm not struggling.

I'm happily married to the
greatest guy in the world.

I know.

I made one dumb decision.

With serious consequences.

I don't understand why you would
wanna jeopardize my dad's case,

not to mention
your entire career

unless this is--
this is who you are.

Are you--

do you like women,
or you have always liked women,

or are you a lesbia--
are you dating the prosecutor?

Keep your voice down.

Please.

We do not all need to be
Internet notorious.

I was literally whispering.

I couldn't have been any softer.

Look, if you wanna blow up
your life, that's fine,

but I'm not gonna
let you blow up mine

and my father's in the process.

I have it under control, okay?

As for the blowing up
your life thing,

I think you're doing a pretty
good job of it on your own.

Come on, people.
What is wrong with you?

-Let it go.

Hi.

Debbie, mazel tov.

Julia, you came.

Yeah, of course.
I RSVP-ed, didn't I?

I would love to hold the little
guy before the action starts.

Oh, I'm--

I'm afraid I--
I can't let you do that.

Oh, right.
It's a big day.

Needs to keep his game face on.

No, I can't let you come inside
I have a lot of family here.

They're very
conservative people.

Oh.

Oh, my God.
This is about the, um--right.

Debbie, that--
that was a mistake.

That's not who I am.

It sure looked like you
in the video.

I'm sorry, Julia,
this is a religious ceremony.

We just can't have
the distraction.

Right.

Okay, fine.

Yeah, I'll just--I'll just go,

and I'm gonna
take these onesies with me

because they're
friggin' adorable.

I--what am I gonna do with them?
Here.

Mazel tov.

Thank you, Julia.

Okay, let's try this again.

I am your lawyer.
You are my client.

There will be no talking
about Thanksgiving

or when Julia and I were kids.

Just business.
Got it?

Yes.

Why are you smiling?

You actually just
reminded me of me--

Leon, please.

Tell me about the first time
you intervened.

Intervened?

Not a word I would use.

Use your own, then.

Okay.

Now, in the early '80s,

technology wasn't
what it is now.

We didn't have
the same storage capabilities.

Now, the client in this case--

she had already endured,
you know,

multiple failed attempts
at conception.

Now, at the time,

you know, we suspected
the husband was the problem.

She was ovulating.
The situation was optimal.

But the husband--

you know, he wouldn't admit
that maybe he was the problem.

He refused to submit
to testing his sperm.

So they were ready to give up.

Now, she came to me

and she was desperate for
anything that might, you know,

produce a viable pregnancy.

She begged me for help--

help in any way I could.

Her words.

So you helped her?

Oh, who was I
to get in the way of motherhood

when I knew
I could create success?

She deserved to have the
next piece in her life story.

You know, sometimes, the
universe can't wait for science.

That's good.
It sounds compassionate.

If you tell it just like that,
the jury will respond.

-That's a good story.
-Yeah, but no, it's no--

I mean, it's not a story.
It's the truth.

What, do you--
I mean, do you believe me?

Doesn't matter if I believe you.

It helps make
a personal connection.

If the jury feels something,

it only benefits our side.

I know you can handle a jury.

It's like that pro bono case,
Malcolm Bradley.

-What?
-Yeah, you were right.

He never should've
been tried as an adult.

How do you know about that?

You've had a successful career.

I--I followed it.

That case in particular
stayed with me.

You know, the other cases,
you know, showed your savvy,

but that one,
that showed your heart.

You followed my career?

I've been invested in you
your entire life.

Invested?

Just, you know, that
you're a very talented lawyer.

Uh-huh.

You know, I think--
I think we should take a break.

Edie, for the record,
I don't care about the jury.

I care about you.

Yeah, crushed it.

Hey, #Roxycontin.
It's our turn.

ROXY: Bring it on back.
Let's see another one.

That's my nanny's kid.
I didn't even invite her.

Okay.

Don't pay attention
to her, okay?

She's just jealous because
you have talent,

and she's just a rich,
spoiled bitch, okay?

Okay?

All right.

Listen, birthday girl,

you've never done a hard day's
work in your life.

At the ranch,
they'd tape your knees together

and put you
on a saltine cracker diet

until you were begging
for mercy.

And you wouldn't last a day.

CAITLYN: Daddy!

I think you owe us an apology.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry your daughter's
a spoiled weakling

who's had every obstacle

snowplowed out of the way
by her parents.

-Get out!
-Yeah, way ahead of you, pal.

Hey, keep tumbling, okay?

SINGER: ♪ We lost it all,
we lost the war ♪

♪ We lost the war

♪ We lost the fight

♪ But not our love, no

♪ We lost it all

♪ We lost the war

-SINGER: ♪ We lost the fight
-JULIA : Oh, no, no.

SINGER: ♪ We lost our hearts

♪ But not our love, no

♪ Not our love

Everyone's waiting for you
at the--

are you hiding?

SINGER: ♪ Love, no

No.

Listen, this is all
going to blow over.

It will.

Well, no.

The Internet is forever,
but eventually,

you won't be trending
at number one.

-That's not encouraging.

Okay, we're just gonna
wait this crap out.

Meanwhile, you can't sit up
in here and sulk all day.

You have a whole team out there
that's counting on you.

Isaac, I really need you
to hear what I'm about to say.

I'm not leaving this chair

or this sweatshirt

ever.

Hey, hey.
Julia.

-ISAAC: Come on.
-JULIA:

-Unabomber, come on.
-No.

Okay, you need to get up.

Take your sweatshirt off.

Go to the staff meeting.

Hold your head high,

and let them know
that this #brotherhumper

is not gonna take this crap
lying down.

You and I are partners,
remember?

A team.

I need you.

All right.

Okay.

But I'm still the boss bitch.

You're still the boss bitch.

How do I look?

KIM : Didn't you
know he was your brother?

Yeah, my husband
is her brother!

JULIA : Okay, no--

KIM : She had sex
with her own brother,

And yet here she is,
trying to help all of you.

JULIA: Hey, it's Julia.

You know what to do.

Hey, I brought the Nelson file
for you to look over.

What about the Andersons
and the Gottliebs?

No longer clients?

Mm, I see.

Have you seen this?

I have.

Yeah.

How's she holding up?

Not so great.

I mean, it's one thing for them
to, you know, come after me,

but my daughter?

It's killing me, Isaac.

Yeah, I understand, it's--

No, I'm not sure you do.

I mean, it is killing me.

She won't take my calls.

What's--what's the plan?

PR people say we lay low.

-Eh, that PR.
-Wait it out.

PR people are idiots.

No--politically-correct wusses,

saying that we should
sit on our heels.

Meanwhile, my daughter
is being raked over the coals

for something
that is entirely my fault.

Leon, we're not even
supposed to meet at all.

I think we should just
stick to the patients.

Now, for the Nelsons, the 26th
looks optimal for egg retrieval.

This has to land on me,
all right?

Not Julia.

You have to tell Julia
that she needs to,

you know,
create a new narrative.

She needs to get out
in front of this.

She needs to fight back
and she has to remind people

that I'm the villain
of the story.

But it has to come from you

'cause she's not listening to me
right now.

Sir, I don't--
I don't think I can--

Yes, you can,

because you care about her
as much as anyone.

-Leon, I--
-LEON: Isaac.

Please.

Now, look, I agree
with you on the 26th--

the Nelsons, egg retrieval--

because as usual...

You're right.

And as for the--you know,

the Andersons and the Gottliebs,
you know,

you just tell them
they can rot in hell.

KIM : She had sex
with her own brother!

She had sex
with her own brother!

-She had sex with her own...
-Wow.

It's auto-tuned and everything.

KIM : She had sex
with her own brother!

You know, I gotta say
it is kinda catchy.

KIM :
Her own brother!

She had sex with her own bro--

You know, in, like,
a super mean-spirited,

uncool kind of way.

Look, don't worry.
We're gonna fix this, okay?

I got a guy.

He does search engine
optimization.

I used him for that DUI I got
two days before trials.

There is no fixing this.

I'm branded for life
with a scarlet hashtag.

The Internet is forever.

Hey, didn't you just
clean those cups?

I'm cleaning them again.

It's the one thing in my life
I can control right now.

Sis, you and I
are not that different.

Not sure that's helping.

People wanna brand me too,
you know?

"Roxycontin."

-It's a good pun.
-Screw those losers.

Okay, here he is.

So he can't
scrub you completely,

but he can push all this stuff
down to the tenth search page.

ROXY: I just need $10,000.

What?

Oh.

Hello, tall.

Hey, uh, is Julia here?

Hey.

Hey.

So, um,

why don't I whip us up
a couple Hot Pockets?

-Sounds good.
-Okay.

What are you doing here?

I think you should fight this.

Fight it?

I thought you said
that we should wait it out.

The PR people said--

The PR people are
politically-correct wusses.

Listen, what if you made
a statement, all right?

You're not this person that
they're dragging on Twitter.

Why don't you just show them
who you really are?

That will definitely
make things worse.

I mean, it's me.

Definitely will not
make things worse.

If people see you--

I mean, if they see
who you really are,

people would fall in love
with you.

I mean, just don't wear
your normal clothes

and put a brush
through your hair, but...

I don't know.
No.

Will you at least
think about it?

Okay.

Cool, yeah.

-That's all I got.
-Okay.

And have fun
with the Hot Pockets.

-JULIA: All right, see you.

-Whoa.

I think tall guy
speaks the truth.

Jeez.

-You were listening?
-Not intentionally.

I have insanely-good hearing.

Is he single?

Tall guy.
He's Isaac.

Um, I suppose?

And you're sure you're not,
you know...

Ew.
No.

-Mm.
-Why?

Oh, uh, no reason.

MAN: Beautiful form.

That is one of Roxy's
signature skills.

She combines such grace
with incredible athleticism...

Okay, come on.

-Come on.
-MAN: And now her dismount.

Come on, Roxy.

MAN: She's been landing these
throughout the competition.

MAN:
Roxy Doyle for the silver.

-Nice, nice.

-What, Mom?
-DIANE: I'll tell you what.

I just spoke to our client
and he is not happy.

Oh, really?
Well, that makes two of us.

You made his daughter cry?

You don't know how nasty
she was to me.

Do you know what she said?
How humiliating that was?

DIANE : You're
going right back over there

and saying you're sorry.

We cannot afford this.

Your reputation is hanging
on here by a thread as it is.

Did you hear anything
that I just said?

-It was a horrible experience.

I can't take
that kind of thing anymore.

DIANE :
It's okay, honey.

Mommy's got you.

-She's so sweet.

You know, for a minute there,

I thought you were
talking to me.

I wish I could be
Mitch Gaylord for a day

to see what it feels like
to have your unconditional love.

That's ridiculous.

-Oh, is it?
-DIANE : Yes.

Now, I need you to go over there
and apologize.

This is important
for your future.

Yeah, I know what's important
to you, Diane.

-Hey, I'm so glad you called.
-Hey, Ma.

So how you doing
with everything?

I know it's all so--

-I'm okay.
-Oh.

Well, you look great.

Did you add vitamin D
to your diet?

Are things better with Tim?
I don't know.

You got this glow.

Uh, no.

Yes?

Okay, well, I--
I made the matcha.

It's ready.

What did you wanna talk about?

Well, I've been working
with Leon this week.

Oh, yeah.

How's the case going?

It's--it's interesting.

He's--he seems to know
a lot about my career.

Well, you know Leon.
He's always taken an interest.

"Investment"
was the word he used.

Oh.
Hm.

What did he mean by that, Mom?

Well, I really don't know.

Mom.

I really don't have time
to do this thing that we do,

and you kinda
forfeited the privilege,

so can we just...

Leon's been helping you
since college.

And it was a good thing.
It is a good thing.

So there's no need
for any drama.

Helping me how?

Financially?

Well, he set aside some money

for a sort of scholarship.

You mean
the Young Leaders Scholarship?

Mom, I--

I thought that was
a merit scholarship.

I thought I--I wrote that essay.

I thought I earned that.

And you knew all along
and you just...

I gotta go.

Honey, please.

Good talk.
Thanks, Mom.

-Nice look.
-Better to be safe than sorry.

Can I--

No one's gonna
recognize you here.

Wow, yeah, what--
where is here?

Why are you staying
in this place?

Uh, it's cheap.

And when your
incestuous infidelity

gets blasted
all over the Internet,

your wife tends to kick you out
and your boss tends to fire you.

Well, that's why married guys
shouldn't be on dating apps.

I know.

It's for single people.

Very single.

You, not single.

You lied to me, Sam.

Really sorry, Julia.

Why'd you do it?

I don't know.

I had a good life.
I had everything.

I deserve this.

Well, I don't know
if I deserve this.

Yeah, so in summary,

we both feel humiliated,

vulnerable, exposed.

Yeah.

When you came to the clinic,

you said we needed
to do something.

So let's do something.

Hey, Nick.

Um, Roxy Doyle.

Hey.
Mitch isn't quite ready yet.

You know,
your mom said she'd be back.

Yeah, I know, but she had--
she had something come up,

and she asked me to grab him.

And I'm kind of
in a hurry, so...

I should probably
just call her to make sure.

You know what?
He looks ready to me, so...

Hey, what're you doing?
You can't be back there.

No!

-DIANE: Hello?
-JULIA: Okay, okay.

-Keep your pants on.
-DIANE: Roxy!

DIANE: I know you're in there.

Roxy!

Oh.

-You must be--
-Roxy's mother.

Right.
I'm Julia.

I know who you are.
Now where's my baby?

She's probably sleeping.

My dog.
Where are you keeping him?

I'm--I'm sorry, Mrs. Doyle.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

There's definitely no dog here.

Ooh, there you are.

Oh, my sweet boy.

Aww, I was worried sick.

Really?
You were worried sick?

I can't take care of a dog?

Okay, I have no idea
where he came from.

I don't know what
you're capable of anymore.

I know you wanna hurt me.
That much seems clear.

He is my dog too.

Maybe I just missed him.
Did you ever think of that?

Yeah, my lease
doesn't allow pets.

Name one time you've ever gotten
up in the morning to walk him.

Huh?
You can't.

You can't even take care
of yourself.

You're a mess, Roxy.

Okay, Mrs. Doyle,

I know that you are very upset
about losing your dog--

You should stay out of this,
brother humper.

And no, I did not lose my dog.
He was stolen.

You can't steal
your own dog, okay?

Nice try, Diane.

Ugh, just give me the dog.

-No, stop, stop.
-JULIA: Hey, hey, hey, stop.

We need to call a truce here.

Okay?

-Can I have the dog?
-Just be careful.

Okay, I'm guessing little...

BOTH: Mitch Gaylord.

Of course.

I'm guessing little Mitch
might be happier

with his yard
to run around in, right?

And I'm guessing you,
Mrs. Doyle,

are being a little bit more
hurtful than normal

because in addition
to losing your dog,

you also feel like
you're losing your daughter.

Now,

I will give you back the dog
if you promise to

just give Roxy some space.

Because she's...

an adult,

and very capable
of taking care of herself.

Does that seem fair?

None of this is fair.

You okay?

Thanks for sticking up for me.

It's no big deal.

It is.

Sticking up for people
is a big deal.

Listen, I wanna make something
really clear to you, Leon,

before we continue
with anything.

Well, sure.
I mean, you're in charge.

Everything I've done,

I have done on my own.

My career, my accomplishments--

you have no idea
how much harder you have to work

as a young, black woman.

And I will not let you or anyone

undermine me or confuse me.

I know who I am.

And I'm--I'm very proud of you.

EDIE: No.
That's just it.

It's not about you.
You don't get to take credit.

Take credit?

Or--or be proud or whatever.

The Young Leaders Scholarship?

Catchy title.

I didn't win anything.

I wrote a pitch-perfect essay

about Jane Bolin's
first judicial ruling.

Nobody even read it.

I read it.

Yeah, well, I worked my ass off.

-You wrote a check.
-Your mother and I--

You created a bogus scholarship
so that you could participate

so that you could feel good

like you actually had
anything to do with me.

I saw your potential.

You knew what things were like
for me growing up, Leon.

And that's why I wanted to help.

EDIE: I didn't need a handout.

I needed a father.

All those Thanksgivings I sat
across from you, and you knew.

Why didn't you ever tell me
who you really were?

Were you ever gonna tell me?

A lot of people would've
gotten hurt if I had told you.

Mr. Marcus will
be right with you.

Thanks.

Hey.

Hi.

Are you in trouble
'cause of the party?

Did you come
to say you're sorry?

No, I'm here to see you.

Why?

Well, because

you remind me of someone
I know who discovered

they had this superpower
when they were about your age.

Who's that?

Me.

I don't feel like
I have a superpower.

Well, that's just because
you haven't figured out

how to use it yet.

-But I can help you.

-Think you can work hard?
-Yeah.

Okay.

But my mom's just a nanny.

She probably can't pay.

It's okay.
We'll figure something out.

Hit me up on the socials, okay?
Gotta jet.

SINGER: ♪ I believe it's time
for me to fly ♪

SINGERS:
♪ Time for me to fly

SINGER: ♪ Oh,
I've got to set myself free ♪

♪ Time for me to fly

Okay, you ready?

-SAM:
-Here we go.

Okay.

And...

Hi, it's Julia Bechley.

And I'm here with Sam McCormick.

Hi, there.

And we just thought
it was important

to set the record straight.

-This is my brother.
-And this is my sister.

And we did have sex.

-Yep, that happened.
-It did.

Listen, we didn't know
that we were...

When we were...
You get it.

Anyway, ever since
we found out we were related,

our worlds have pretty much
been turned upside down.

It tested us.

Tested me.

Everything I thought
I knew about my life--

who my family was,
what my identity is--

has changed.

I have brothers and sisters
that I didn't even know about

until a couple weeks ago--
tons of them.

And I get wanting to make me
the laughingstock.

I mean,
the #brotherhumper thing?

Genuinely funny.

But I'm a person with feelings.

I know that I have
a lot more family out there.

And I know this isn't
just happening me.

One in ten people has a father

that isn't really
their father.

And these are the people
that I wanna help

'cause you are my family.

Leon Bechley is my father,
but I'm not like him.

You hear me, Dad?

I don't know
if you're watching this,

but if you are,

I'm not you.

I'm honest about who I am.

I'm not hiding.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm right here.

Wanna burn some sage with that?

'Cause I got some.

-It's tempting.

"Won't deny it.
Still shipping Sam and Julia.

#GrossButIntoIt."

Better to be shipped
than shamed.

Oh, I'll take it.

It worked.

Your crazy, stupid,

dangerous idea
worked like magic.

You saved my sorry ass.

Mm-mm, you saved your sorry ass.
Not me.

And it was weird because
it didn't really seem like

an Isaac idea at all.

You're usually so doctor-y
and conservative,

and all of a sudden,
you're this balls out,

let's-get-in-front-of-it guy.

Someone had to save you
from yourself.

Heard that before.

Thank you.

My grandmother has that sweater.

SINGER:
♪ I've been pulled down

♪ Till I'm deep

♪ Given scars
that will never heal ♪

♪ But I

♪ I'm gonna make it home

JULIA: Hey.

Listen, I--I owe you an apology.

For making a scene.

I know what it feels like

to be exposed,

to feel outed.

And so all the dad stuff aside,

I'm really sorry.

Thank you.

The first thing
I should've asked was...

How are you?

I'm married.

And I love my husband
and my career,

and I'm not gonna
throw it all away.

That's not what I asked.

I know.

Well, I'm--

I'm here if you ever wanna talk.

You know where to find me.

I'm kind of a big deal
on the Internet now.

I don't know if you've heard.

Yeah.

SINGER: ♪ I'll break
these walls out of... ♪

Julia.

SINGER:
♪ I will shake the dust

Thanks--

just for talking to me
like you're my sister,

and not like you're Tim's ex.

SINGER: ♪ I'll be stronger
in the end ♪

♪ I will speak my mind,
I will win the fight ♪

♪ I will face my fears

♪ I will be the light

♪ This heart will mend

♪ Won't break, won't bend

Oh, hey.

Hey.

-Roxy, Julia's sister.
-Yeah, I remember you.

What a coinkydink.
I didn't know you were a runner.

I didn't know
you were a runner either.

Well, you know, I'm an athlete.
I'm a silver medalist.

Oh, so you're a medal dropper?

Well, I'm sorry.
Do you have one?

-Uh-huh.
-Actually, I'm a trainer now.

I just picked up a new client.

Just trying to get my wind up,
you know?

You know, I love this route
because it ends right at Equinox

and then I can just
start my circuit, you know?

Yeah, that's funny because

that's actually
the same workout I do.

Pretty sure I posted it
on my Instagram the other day.

Oh, did you?

Huh.

Hey, so, what do you run?
Like, an eight-minute mile?

-Something like that.
-Okay, let's see what you got.

SINGER: ♪ I'll be stronger
in the end ♪

You're gonna tell me
you can't do this.

Yeah.

So that's it?

We're done?

We're done.

SINGER: ♪ All night,
give me mad love ♪

♪ All night,
give me mad love ♪

♪ Yeah, don't let me down,
do-do-down ♪

♪ All night,
give me mad love ♪

♪ All night,
give me mad love ♪

♪ All night,
give me mad love ♪

♪ Yeah, don't let me down,
do-do-down ♪

LEON: Julia.

Orange soda.

It used to make everything
feel better.

When I was 11.

Worth a shot.

I-I had no idea
things would take such a turn.

I mean, it's amazing how cruel
people can be on the Internet.

And you know, I never thought

that you would have to pay
such a public price.

And I'm s...

Here?

Well,
I guess that's as close

to an apology as I'm gonna get.

Julia, can I--can I come--

I don't think we're there yet.

Sorry.
Good night, Dad.

SINGER: ♪ I never go back,
no, no, no ♪

♪ I never go,
I never go back ♪

♪ I never go back,
no, no, no ♪

♪ I never go,
I never go back ♪

I think we found
your new key witness--

waiting in your office.

Really?

Maybe we won't need
that continuance after all.

Mr. and Mrs. Doyle.

Nice to meet you.

We're here to help.

I'd like to testify
against Leon Bechley.

SINGER: ♪ I never go,
I never go back ♪