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Typically in the barber shop
I heard good news
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Did you hear?
They renewed The Jeffersons for another season
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I love me some Weezie boy Whoo
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Did you hear the Voyager 2 space probe
had its first encounter with Uranus?
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But on this day
I got the worst news I could imagine
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Did y'all hear?
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Malvo is out of prison
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Malvo was the career criminal
that I had helped put away
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But like the Terminator
everybody knew he'd be back
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and they were ready
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Shoot I put extra locks on my doors
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I put two locks on my bike
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I locked up my locks
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I ain't scared of Malvo
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This is called
"barber shop courage"
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Hey Chris
Chris
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Malvo's looking for you
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Say what?
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Somebody help
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Let me in! Please
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Malvo Where you been?
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Jail
Yep that's where you were
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Yeah well now I'm out
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And I need you to help me
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I could only imagine
what he wanted help with
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Drive boy! Drive!
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Help with what?
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Look
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you are the smartest person I know
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Sad but true
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So I need you to help me
to get into high school
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Why you wanna break into school?
There's nothing worth stealing
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I know I made that mistake before
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He was sentenced to stealing
a book about sentences
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I don't wanna break in to high school
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I wanna get into high school
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That'll be the first step
to turning my life around
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What do you want from me?
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I want you to tutor me
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Why don't you just take the GED?
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I don't want no GED
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I want the complete experience
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I wanna sit at the desk
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I wanna smell the textbooks
and the chalk
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and I wanna be with the other kids
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frolicking
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Sounds like Michael Jackson's diary
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I-- I don't mean to make you mad
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or anything
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but--
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Hypothetically speaking
what would happen if I said no?
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Nothing
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I'm trying to change
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It's not like I'll beat you up
or stab you or anything
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That's how Ike proposed to Tina
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Oh Well then
in that case
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my answer would have to be
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no
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Run
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The men in my family love baseball
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and even though we lived in New York
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my dad's favorite team
was the Los Angeles Dodgers
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Hey son what you listening to?
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The Mets They're my new
favorite baseball team
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No!
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What did you say?
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They're like the best team
in the league
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They're probably gonna
win the World Series
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What about the Dodgers?
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What about 'em?
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They hired Jackie Robinson
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So?
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Don't you realize that without the Dodgers
there'd be no black people in baseball?
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The Dodgers are from Brooklyn
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The Dodgers have famous hot dogs
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The Dodgers have better logos
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The Dodgers marched with Dr King
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I don't care
I still like the Mets
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I guess you can buy
your own food and clothing
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Mature
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Wait Dad don't be like that
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I mean just admit it
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The Mets are a better team
than the Dodgers
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My father believed in the Dodgers
so much he did the unthinkable
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You want to put some money on it?
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A bet?
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Yeah
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The Dodgers are in town this weekend
against the Mets for three games
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We'll see who's the better team
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How much?
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A dollar
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Okay you're on
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Take this in the house
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Back at the barber shop everybody
wanted to know how I was still alive
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And you said no?
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Yeah Ain't nobody scared of Malvo
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Except you Uh
I would have never said no
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Mm
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Mm what? What do you mean?
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Well the man was asking for your help
and you turned him down
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Sometimes people need a hand
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Now back when I had my troubles
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if it wasn't for Supercuts Johnson
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I don't know where I'd be today
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Supercut Johnson?
Who's that?
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Any relation
to Jheri curl Johnson?
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He was a barber
when I was doing time in prison
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He used to cut hair on death row
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Why would you want to get your
hair cut when you're on death row?
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and You was in the joint?
Oh yeah
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Man what did you do?
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You know that tag on the mattress
that says "Do not pull off"?
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I pulled that thing off
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Do not pull that tag off
man
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They are not playing
with y'all
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So Supercuts Johnson
taught you how to cut hair?
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Not only that he taught me
that everybody deserves
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a second chance
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- Huh Well where is he now?
- Oh he's dead
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- He got the chair
- But he looked good
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So do you think Malvo deserves
a second chance?
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Look your life is on the line man
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Do you think he needs a second chance?
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Think about it
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Latrinda ,those are some nice earrings
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My mom would never
let me wear those
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My mama don't know These are hers
I wear her stuff all the time
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Can I try 'em on?
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Yeah
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Hey ladies
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What are you all up to?
Nothing
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Thank you so much for letting me
come over and play with Tonya
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On no problem Latrinda I'm happy she
finally has somebody nice to play with
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You guys come on downstairs
I'm making some snacks
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If I helped Malvo maybe someday
he would help someone else
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Or at least kill one less person
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Can't you see I'm trying to better myself?
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- Malvo
- What?
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I decided to help you
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I ain't gonna be needing you
after all Four Eyes
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Get out of here
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I thought you said you
weren't gonna beat anybody up
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I wasn't beating him up
I was threatening him
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He'd gone from a felony to a misdemeanor
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That was progress
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All right
Well let's get started
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Okay
Ow
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When I told my parents about Malvo
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they insisted on talking to him but
they were prepared for anything
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I made you all a bean pie
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Oh Thank you
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No Thank you Thank you all
for having me over
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No problem
I-It was our pleasure
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So I understand you want our son
to help you get into high school
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Yes sir
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Well you do realize
it's not a school to get high?
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Yes ma'am I figure if I'm gonna turn my
life around it starts with education
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That's nice
Education is good
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So what do you plan on doing
with this education?
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Well short-term
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I was thinking
about becoming a male nurse
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Male nurse That's good
You know not many of those
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That way he can care for you after
he beats the hell out of you
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Long-term I was thinking
about becoming an astronaut
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Ooh That's way up there
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Sky's the limit
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He wanted to be the first man
to steal things in space
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You know Malvo we-- We really
appreciate what you're trying to do
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Yeah but um we kind of don't like the
idea of our son hanging out with a--
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Ex-con
Ex-con yeah
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I understand sir
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But all I want is a second chance
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I mean if I can turn my life around
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and become a guy like you
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the world will see me differently
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No they won't
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Congratulations
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- Good luck
- Yeah Good luck
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Good luck
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So uh Malvo
do you have all your records?
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Oh no no no no no
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Those were lost in a school fire
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I don't know
why he's doing quotes
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He actually set the school on fire
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Well you know I-- I work
for the Department of Records
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Maybe I could help you find
you know some copies of yours
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That would be great
I'd be most gracious
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"Most gracious"
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Good word
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Come on man
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Malvo was trying to do right
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but wrong was knocking at our door
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Can I help you?
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Yeah you Tonya's mother?
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Yes I am Who are you?
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I'm Alyson
I'm Latrinda's mother
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I'm here to talk to you
about what your daughter did
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Well, what did my daughter do?
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Well she talked my little Latrinda into going to
see an R-rated movie and I don't appreciate it
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I don't appreciate that outfit
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Well that does not sound like my Tonya
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but I promise you
I'll get down to the bottom of it
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Yeah you do that
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I miss Salt-N-Pepa
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What happened at the movies?
What do you mean?
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Latrinda's mother just came here and told
me you dragged her to an R-rated movie
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No that's not what happened
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Latrinda's mother was supposed to
come with us to see Police Academy 3
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but she just dropped us off
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so Latrinda wanted to sneak in to some
movie called Kiss of the Spider Woman
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and they had all nasty killing
and stuff in there
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and I didn't wanna see it
so I left
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I was used to seeing Malvo getting booked
not reading one
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Hey Chris
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Hey Malvo
Where you going?
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Down to Greenwich Village
to play Scrabble in the park
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What have you got there an abacus?
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No
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Well it's obviously not an abalone
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just practicing my new words
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Oh well listen man
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my mom pulled up your records
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There's no way
you can get into high school
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Why not?
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You never graduated junior high school
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Now I feel abysmal
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Nothing sadder than a depressed gangster
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Since I didn't know how to get
Malvo past the eigth grade
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I decided to ask a professional
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Chris this is wonderful
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You're like
a one-man Operation PUSH
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Thank you
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And Malvo, with the proper education
you could do so many things
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You could be a garbage collector
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garbage truck driver
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garbage truck dispatcher
The list is endless
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So what do you think
we should do next?
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I've got an idea
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Why don't you sit in
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which your people have historically
been good at and audit my class?
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"Audit" means to attend classes
or lectures as an auditor
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Auditor means hearer or listener
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Yes
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So how would that help him?
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Well if he's preparing for an equivalency
test he needs classroom experience
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It'll help him get acclimated
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Acclimated To accustom or to become
accustomed to a new climate or an environment
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Thank you Ms Morello
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Yes thank you
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Chris I think this is a great way for
you to get your father off the streets
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And in her bed
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Back home my father was realizing that
these weren't Jackie Robinson's Dodgers
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Yes! Ha
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The Mets win again
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Looks like you owe me a dollar
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My father was a strong man but right
then that dollar weighed a ton
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Double or nothing?
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You want to let it ride?
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Let it ride
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Malvo was a big hit in school
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Now when you're on the yard
it's all about attitude
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If you don't think you're tough
somebody might shank you
265
00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:42,375
so you think you're tough?
266
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,828
Yeah, yeah I think I'm tough
267
00:11:45,022 --> 00:11:46,367
And I'm ready for recess
268
00:11:46,392 --> 00:11:47,571
Yeah bring it on!
269
00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:50,344
Nice rag Bobby Joe
270
00:11:51,315 --> 00:11:52,547
At least he didn't shank you
271
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,071
That was sweet
272
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,528
You gonna do it like that?
273
00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:02,524
Huh?
274
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:03,625
I'll kill
275
00:12:03,813 --> 00:12:06,724
Who can name the five characteristics
of an ecosystem?
276
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,076
I see one hand
277
00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:10,990
Class?
278
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:12,849
Anybody else?
279
00:12:13,604 --> 00:12:15,849
Your mama's so fat she left
a ring around the lake
280
00:12:15,874 --> 00:12:18,912
And your mama's teeth are so yellow
when she smiles cars slow down
281
00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:20,857
And your mama's so black
282
00:12:20,882 --> 00:12:23,420
that she uses Armor All
instead of lotion
283
00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:25,810
- You are talking about my mama?
- No
284
00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,471
No that's a good joke man
285
00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:30,802
Chris, Malvo
286
00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,707
I'm afraid I've got some bad news
287
00:12:32,841 --> 00:12:33,512
What is it?
Malvo
288
00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:36,316
there was a background check done on you
289
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,759
and it was discovered
290
00:12:37,784 --> 00:12:39,844
you were just released
from prison
291
00:12:40,351 --> 00:12:41,906
And although
292
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,432
I find this dance with danger
293
00:12:44,688 --> 00:12:47,765
exciting and titillating
294
00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:50,086
other people are scared out of their minds
295
00:12:50,111 --> 00:12:51,551
and they want you out
296
00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:52,577
What other people?
297
00:12:52,876 --> 00:12:55,460
Let's just say
the higher authorities
298
00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,386
Let's just say
the white people
299
00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:59,475
Now how am I supposed
to get into high school?
300
00:13:00,022 --> 00:13:02,764
This is like if
BET made an after school special
301
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:10,465
Now I was on my own trying to
get Malvo through this process
302
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,340
but Malvo was making progress
303
00:13:12,365 --> 00:13:13,932
What year was
the Magna Carta signed?
304
00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:15,746
1215
305
00:13:15,848 --> 00:13:17,782
- You got another one right
- Yeah
306
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,637
Hey I was just wondering how
studying was coming along
307
00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,567
- Good
- Yeah Malvo's doing great
308
00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:25,574
Okay just checking on you
309
00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:26,981
Go back to studying
310
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,442
Okay um
the Battle of Hastings?
311
00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:32,207
1066
312
00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:33,629
You sir are smarter than a ninth-grader
313
00:13:33,654 --> 00:13:35,546
And you're only 32
314
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:39,575
And now another installment
of Parenting for Dummies
315
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,520
Where's my daughter?
316
00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,426
At R-Kelly's house
317
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,770
Now how would I know?
318
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,684
Well I called Latrinda from work
She says Tonya's coming over
319
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,376
I get to the house nobody's there
320
00:13:50,401 --> 00:13:52,889
so obviously Tonya dragged
her off to God knows where
321
00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,703
So you're telling me that
Latrinda's gone off someplace
322
00:13:55,728 --> 00:13:57,647
and you think Tonya
has something to do with it?
323
00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:58,592
Uh yeah
324
00:13:59,711 --> 00:14:00,745
Tonya?
325
00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:02,905
Yes Mama?
326
00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:06,733
Do you have any idea
where Latrinda is?
327
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:08,996
No
328
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,357
Don't lie to me
329
00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:13,161
She's at Black Paul's house
330
00:14:13,471 --> 00:14:15,161
- Black Paul?
- Black Paul
331
00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:17,177
Oh Lordy not Black Paul
332
00:14:17,202 --> 00:14:19,470
She asked me to go with her
and I said I couldn't come
333
00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,093
Does this answer your question?
334
00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:24,835
Yeah thank you
335
00:14:27,155 --> 00:14:28,535
Oh um excuse me
336
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,856
Does um--
337
00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:32,705
Does Tonya know where exactly
Black Paul lives?
338
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:35,136
Next door
to Brown Willy's house
339
00:14:37,761 --> 00:14:39,144
You and I need
to talk
340
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:43,034
come here
I'll be back
341
00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:46,224
And here's the pitch Strike three called!
342
00:14:46,249 --> 00:14:49,137
And that's the ball game as the
Mets win again against the Dodgers!
343
00:14:49,162 --> 00:14:50,257
Yes I win again Ha
344
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:51,574
And that's two in a row--
345
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,733
Double or nothing
346
00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:54,292
Double or nothing?
347
00:14:54,635 --> 00:14:55,702
On two dollars?
348
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,378
That's right
Double or nothing
349
00:14:59,175 --> 00:15:00,370
Got yourself a bet
350
00:15:01,142 --> 00:15:02,542
ANNOUNCER:
Five runs batted in
351
00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:08,526
You know she knows I don't
like her hanging out with Paul
352
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:11,003
I mean that girl acts like she
can do whatever she wanna do
353
00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:12,769
Well
maybe she's not acting
354
00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:13,753
What?
355
00:15:14,503 --> 00:15:17,800
You know I think you're
setting a bad example for her
356
00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:19,949
Maybe you need to grow up
357
00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:21,711
What are you talking about?
358
00:15:21,736 --> 00:15:23,370
I mean
look at yourself Alyson
359
00:15:23,395 --> 00:15:25,530
You running around here
looking like Salt-N-Pepa
360
00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:28,769
while your daughter's running the streets
and we out looking for Mr Goodbar
361
00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:30,316
Look you don't know me okay?
362
00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:31,831
You don't know nothing
about me
363
00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:34,636
You know what?
You right
364
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,335
Maybe I'm the one who's crazy
365
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,730
I need to be more like you
you know?
366
00:15:40,944 --> 00:15:41,878
Gritty
367
00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:45,128
Living on the edge You know?
368
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,433
Crazy sexy cool
369
00:15:47,621 --> 00:15:49,011
Funky, fresh
370
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:52,198
You know what? To hell with
these nappy-headed kids girl
371
00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,980
Let's go out and--
And spray paint a wall
372
00:15:55,108 --> 00:15:57,042
Let's buy a knife and trade it for a gun
373
00:15:57,067 --> 00:16:00,027
Matter of fact let's sell some blood
girl What you A-positive or O?
374
00:16:00,052 --> 00:16:02,227
You know what? Maybe we should
get pregnant again
375
00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:03,656
Let's have another--
Or maybe
376
00:16:03,681 --> 00:16:05,482
you should just mind your own business
377
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,798
It was do or die for Malvo
378
00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:12,824
Either he was gonna
pass his test
379
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,875
or the world would have
one less astronaut
380
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,991
The answers are all multiple choice
381
00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:19,296
So make sure you fill in
all circles completely
382
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,702
Keep your eyes on your own paper
383
00:16:22,017 --> 00:16:24,637
If you cheat you leave
384
00:16:33,715 --> 00:16:34,580
Well?
385
00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:36,557
I scored in the 70 percentile
386
00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:37,783
I passed
387
00:16:37,808 --> 00:16:39,742
- Congratulations
- Thanks Chris man
388
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,104
I couldn't have did it
without you
389
00:16:41,142 --> 00:16:43,542
When nobody else believed in me you did
390
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,638
You the wind beneath my wings
391
00:16:45,663 --> 00:16:48,057
And he was the convict
beneath my nightmares
392
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:49,928
Despite the awkwardness
of this moment
393
00:16:49,953 --> 00:16:52,518
I was really happy
I helped Malvo
394
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,362
Things were looking good for
Malvo but bad for my father
395
00:16:57,387 --> 00:16:58,354
The Mets win again
396
00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:01,615
completing the three-game
sweep of the Dodgers
397
00:17:01,818 --> 00:17:02,568
And the Dodger--
398
00:17:02,593 --> 00:17:03,896
It's a sad day
isn't it?
399
00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:07,771
I mean it's got to be hard when you
realize that your team is second best
400
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,443
I mean the team you loved your whole
life since you were a little boy
401
00:17:14,194 --> 00:17:15,928
Here's your $4
402
00:17:16,124 --> 00:17:17,549
Don't talk to me
403
00:17:26,385 --> 00:17:27,521
Hey
404
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:28,341
Um I--
405
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:30,435
I just came by to apologize
406
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,394
Really?
407
00:17:32,939 --> 00:17:35,753
Yeah Latrinda went and got
herself in more trouble
408
00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:39,637
You know she said if it was okay for me to act
this way then why wasn't it okay for her?
409
00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:40,991
That's a good question
410
00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,337
Well what did you tell her?
I just told her-- I said
411
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,150
"I'm your mother and if
you don't straighten up
412
00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:47,420
"then I'm gonna knock the
medulla out of your oblongata"
413
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,475
That's what I'm talking about
414
00:17:50,781 --> 00:17:52,078
Good for you girl
415
00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:54,491
Yeah So um--
Anyway I just--
416
00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:57,505
I just wanted to say thank you for
talking to me the way that you did It--
417
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:58,678
It really helped
418
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:00,084
Any time
419
00:18:01,091 --> 00:18:03,162
And you know who knows?
Maybe sometimes Latrinda
420
00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:05,219
can come over again and play--
Take care girl
421
00:18:11,138 --> 00:18:12,818
So you enjoying my $4?
422
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,420
Oh
that's long gone
423
00:18:14,951 --> 00:18:16,982
Boy what can you blow
$4 on that fast?
424
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:21,013
Actually it was five but I
figured you were worth it
425
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:25,029
For the number one fan of the
number two team in baseball
426
00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,271
Thanks
427
00:18:26,296 --> 00:18:28,381
This tender moment
should not be diminished
428
00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:31,037
but later that day
my father returned that hat
429
00:18:31,062 --> 00:18:32,381
got his $5 back
430
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,342
and ended up a dollar up
on the deal
431
00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:38,076
Hey Malvo how's it going?
432
00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:40,057
Pretty good pretty good
433
00:18:40,175 --> 00:18:42,521
I made a decision and I wanted
to tell you about it first
434
00:18:42,546 --> 00:18:43,693
About high school?
435
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:46,404
Yeah I'm not going
436
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:47,756
What?
437
00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:48,959
What are you talking about?
438
00:18:48,984 --> 00:18:51,302
Getting into high school is
harder than getting into jail
439
00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:52,810
You got to obey all these rules
440
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:54,236
you got to fill out forms
441
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:56,927
you got to stand in line
to get licenses for things
442
00:18:56,994 --> 00:18:58,474
What was all this about then?
443
00:18:58,499 --> 00:18:59,763
Why'd you put me through all this?
444
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:04,115
Well I thought my life would be better
if I wasn't in trouble and it is better
445
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,545
but I'm bored Chris
446
00:19:05,783 --> 00:19:09,318
I mean when we were studying
and working on stuff together
447
00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,662
it was exciting
448
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:13,826
But to tell you the truth
Chris I'm okay at being right
449
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:16,021
but I'm an expert at being wrong
450
00:19:16,274 --> 00:19:17,942
Malvo you can't do this to me man
451
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:20,123
I mean what about
all my hard work?
452
00:19:20,148 --> 00:19:21,796
Yeah I appreciate that
453
00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:23,601
That's why I'm not
robbing you anymore
454
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:24,340
Thanks
455
00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:26,262
I'm robbing the store
456
00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:27,720
Now give me all the money
457
00:19:28,129 --> 00:19:32,959
¶ Everybody hates Chris ¶
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