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1986
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Since I was the oldest kid in the house
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whenever something went wrong with
Drew and Tonya, I got blamed
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What in the world is going on in here!
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Drew and Tonya ran through and
knocked all this stuff down
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Well, you know better than to let your
brother and sister run through the house
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Now, pick it up
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Whether it was something I couldn't do anything about
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How could you let your sister get the flu?
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How am I supposed to stop the flu?
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Or whether it was something I didn't know anything about
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Why did you let Drew get hit
in the eye with a baseball?
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'Cause I wasn't at the game
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Either way, I was responsible
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Well, no excuse You're his older
brother so you're responsible for him
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You're also responsible for giving me
another $322 worth of ground beef
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Don't think he's not using it again
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Every now and again I could stop
a problem before it happened
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Drew?
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Drew
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What are you doing here?
You walk to school
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I'm not going to school today
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What do you mean?
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I saw Wayne Gretzky
on Donahue yesterday
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He's in town because the Edmonton
Oilers played the Islanders last night
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So what?
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So I'm gonna meet him
and get his autograph
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Are you crazy?
No
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You can't go off by yourself
Yes, I can
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Know where you're going?
No
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Got money? ?
No ?
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What about school
What about it
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Did you even think about Ma?
No
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She's gonna kill you when she finds out
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If somebody else don't kill you first
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I don't care
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Drew, you can't do this
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See ya later
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I was in a no-win situation
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The only thing worse than going with Drew
was letting him go by himself
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Either way, if something
happened, I was responsible
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Hold on, man
I'm coming with you
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Can't blame me if we both die
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Riding on that bus,
I had two goals:
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to get that autograph
and get back home
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So what's the plan?
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I don't have a plan
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Do you even know
where Gretzky is?
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The Long Island Wilmont Hotel
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And you think you can walk right up
to the room and get an autograph?
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I haven't thought that far ahead
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You haven't thought this far ahead
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All right? We should just
turn around right now
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We'll be late for school, but hopefully
we won't get in too much trouble
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Well, go on
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That's the "whites only" exit
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Forget it
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You look tired
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I'm beat
I'm going to get some sleep
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Sleep? Well, what about Tonya?
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Hey, Dad
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What are you doing here?
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Why aren't you in school?
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'Cause no one's there
They're all in Philadelphia
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You remember the field trip to Philadelphia
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that cost a hundred dollars and
you didn't want to pay for it?
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Yeah Instead you gave me
Philadelphia cream cheese
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Right Well, what are
you gonna do all day?
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I mean,
I gotta get some sleep
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Not today
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I've got to go to work, so you
have got to entertain her
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My dad had saved a hundred bucks,
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but he was gonna pay for that
trip one way or another
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This is taking forever
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How long is this ride?
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How am I supposed to know?
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Didn't you check before
you got on the bus?
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Hey, man, calm down
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No, I'm not gonna "calm down"
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I don't think you understand how
much trouble we're gonna be in
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I'm not even talking
about Ma anymore
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You know what's gonna happen when
they realize we're not in school?
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What's the big deal?
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You always say that they never pay
attention to you in school anyway
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Drew had a point
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Besides Greg, there was only one person
who would care if I wasn't in school
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Morning, shoeshine
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I'm not black
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Why'd you do that?
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I don't know where Chris is
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Well, what about you?
Aren't they gonna miss you?
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Probably not
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Wrong
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Donna
Here
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Drew?
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Drew?
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Oh, my God
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Drew is missing!
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Drew is missing!
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Back home, my father tried to shut
his eyes while Tonya shut her ears
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Tonya
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Can't you hear that phone?
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It isn't for me Everyone I
know is in Philadelphia
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Tonya: 1
Sleep: 0
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Hello?
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MAN ( on phone ):
Can I speak to Drew's mother?
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This is Julius, his father
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Drew never showed up
for school today
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What do you mean?
He wasn't in school today, sir
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Are you sure?
I'm positive
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He wasn't in Homeroom
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Thank you
You're welcome
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What's wrong?
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That was Drew's school
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He didn't show up today
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Maybe he went to Philadelphia
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I better call your mother
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Where the hell could he be?
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We're here
Yippie
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This doesn't look like Long Island
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It's not
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This is Coney Island
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If this was Survivor, I would
vote Drew off the island
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CHRIS: I can't believe
you got on the wrong bus
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You got on it too
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I was just
following you, stupid
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Don't you know the difference between
Coney Island and Long Island?
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Yeah, Long Island
is the shape of your head
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Shut up
Hey, shut up
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Don't tell me what to do
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Hey, break it up Break it up
What's wrong with you two guys?
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He got us lost
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Nobody asked your stupid butt
to come anyway
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Where are you heading to?
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The Long Island Wilmont Hotel
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I wanna meet Wayne Gretzky
and get his autograph
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You mean "The Great One"?
Number 99?
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Yeah, you're a hockey fan?
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Oh, I love it
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We must be the only three
black hockey fans in New York
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Uh, I'm not a hockey fan
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Well, I guess it's just us then
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And the few guys
playing in the NHL
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What?
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Wait, there are black
hockey players?
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Oh, yeah
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Willie O'Ree was the first
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Played with the Boston Bruins
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And now they've got Grant Fuhr
He plays with Gretzky
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He's a goalie
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Which technically makes him a target
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Do you know how to get
to Long Island from here?
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No, but I'll ask
this gentleman here
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Excuse me, sir?
Mm-hm
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Would you happen to know the
directions to Long Island?
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Yeah
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You're gonna take that bus
over there to the Seven Line
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Seven Line
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And then you're gonna
take that to Flushing
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Flushing, stupid
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and you're gonna take the Long
Island Railroad to Westbury
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BOTH:
Westbury
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Thank you, sir
You're welcome
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By the way, I'm Drew
and this is my brother, Chris
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Hi, I'm Willie O'Ree
Pleasure
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Nice to meet you
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When Willie scored three goals
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they didn't call it the hat trick,
they call it the black trick
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While we were looking
for Gretzky,
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back at home,
they were looking for us
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Yeah, I'll hold
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Where you been?
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Upstairs in Chris and Drew's
room looking for clues
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Great idea
What'd you find?
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Well, I found firecrackers,
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smoke balls,
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Chris' old test,
looks like he got an F
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Maybe we should do
something about that,
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Mommy's Turtles, feels like
they ate half of the box,
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and Playpen magazine
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You know they have naked women
in here, right?
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MAN: Are you still there?
Yes, yes, I'm still here
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Sir, it appears Chris hasn't shown up yet
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He's not there?
No, sir
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We'll call you if he does
Thank you
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I got here as soon as I could
Any word from Drew?
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No, but I just got off
the phone with Chris' school
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And what they say?
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He didn't show up
for school either
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Ooh, they're gonna get it
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When do I not get it?
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Well, let's go
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Where are you going?
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We're going to look
for Chris and Drew
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We just can't sit
around here all day
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You're looking
at Playpen magazine
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when our sons are missing?
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It was in the--
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It was open
It just fell open
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I--
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Let's go!
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Come on!
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Okay Right
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ROCHELLE:
Put it back!
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We were headed to the right
place at the wrong time
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Whoa, whoa, whoa
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Where do you think you guys are going?
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Going to Long Island to get
Wayne Gretzky's autograph
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You're a Gretzky fan?
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He's not a Gretzky fan
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You can't be a Gretzky fan
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That's what I said
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I'm a Gretzky fan
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BOY 1:
He's the Gretzky fan
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You see me and you?
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We don't like the same things
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No, we don't
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Why don't you guys go someplace?
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Where you wanna go?
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Where should we go?
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The Jersey Shore
would be nice
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But this train don't go there
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Don't you guys got enough sports?
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Hm?
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Basketball,
football
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Baseball, boxing, track and field
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You gotta take hockey too, huh?
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Whoa
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Hold on, now
We ain't trying to take hockey
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But we could
All right?
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So why don't you
just leave us alone?
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Translation:
please pick on us some more
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Is that a hockey jersey you got?
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That is a hockey jersey
That is a hockey jersey
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You don't have a hockey jersey
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No, I don't
No
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Yeah Why?
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Give it to me
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Give it to him
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Make me
What?
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CHRIS:
Whoa
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All right, hold on
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Excuse me
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Drew, give him the jersey
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I'm not giving them anything
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Dad gave this to me
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Do you have any idea where we are?
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Yeah, somewhere on Long Island?
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Yeah, exactly
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We're not just surrounded
by two white people
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We're surrounded by a whole
borough of white people
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So this is us
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And this is them
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So give him the jersey
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Wait a minute
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His jersey says "Gritzky"
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It's got the wrong number too
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Keep the jersey Kid, look, if
you're gonna like somebody,
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at least get it right
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Get it right
Get it right
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Next stop: Brockman Station
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Man, that was close
266
00:10:28,134 --> 00:10:30,892
I never thought I'd say this,
but thank God for Risky
267
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,532
268
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,384
Chris and Drew are missing?
269
00:10:36,824 --> 00:10:39,859
No, I haven't seen them,
but I think I can help you
270
00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,672
For just 17 cents a day,
271
00:10:41,697 --> 00:10:43,446
you can adopt one
of these African children,
272
00:10:43,471 --> 00:10:45,973
and the best part is they
don't live with you
273
00:10:45,998 --> 00:10:47,673
Ooh, can we take Ubingi?
274
00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:48,751
He's so cute
275
00:10:48,776 --> 00:10:50,657
Not for 17 cents a day
276
00:10:50,752 --> 00:10:52,440
277
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,595
COP ( on radio ): Had a frivolous
suit with her neighbor
278
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,853
Missing, huh?
279
00:10:55,878 --> 00:10:58,071
It sounds to me like they're
caught behind enemy lines
280
00:10:58,547 --> 00:10:59,501
Don't worry
281
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,321
This is nothing
a recon mission can't fix
282
00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:06,618
Right Take that Here you go
283
00:11:06,864 --> 00:11:09,700
All right, let's go
Come on Let's go
284
00:11:09,725 --> 00:11:11,111
Hey, wait, wait
285
00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:12,269
Hey, hey, boys!
286
00:11:12,294 --> 00:11:14,043
I think I see 'em after all
287
00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,302
There we go
288
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,715
Let's leave the nice man alone
289
00:11:17,795 --> 00:11:18,473
Thank you
290
00:11:18,498 --> 00:11:19,856
We could use him in Iraq
291
00:11:19,881 --> 00:11:21,207
292
00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:23,848
COP ( on radio ):
Separated the neighbors at 29211
293
00:11:23,873 --> 00:11:25,126
Chris and Drew are missing?
294
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,181
Let me see what I can do
295
00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:31,126
One Adam-12, one Adam-12,
296
00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:32,785
be on the lookout
for Chris and Drew
297
00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,326
Be on the lookout
for Chris and Drew
298
00:11:36,052 --> 00:11:37,146
Shouldn't be much longer
299
00:11:37,178 --> 00:11:39,264
Yeah, until they come and take you away
300
00:11:40,124 --> 00:11:43,014
Oh, man,
I can't believe we're here
301
00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:45,375
I can't believe I'm actually
gonna meet Wayne Gretzky
302
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,480
How do I look?
303
00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:49,368
You look like we need to get this
autograph and get out of here
304
00:11:50,858 --> 00:11:53,103
Hi, um, we're looking
for a guest of yours
305
00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:53,821
Name?
306
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:54,687
Wayne Gretzky
307
00:11:54,712 --> 00:11:55,850
Wayne Gretzky,
the hockey player?
308
00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,732
Yeah
He's not staying here
309
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,334
Are you sure
this is the right hotel?
310
00:12:00,359 --> 00:12:02,227
Positive
At the end of Donahue,
311
00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:04,086
the announcer said
guests of the Donahue Show
312
00:12:04,111 --> 00:12:05,631
stay at the Long Island
Wilmont Hotel
313
00:12:05,656 --> 00:12:08,545
Not all guests If your leg
was bitten off by a shark,
314
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:09,904
you have a terminal disease,
315
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:13,156
or you're so fat, you need a crane to be
lifted out of your house, then you stay here
316
00:12:13,229 --> 00:12:15,096
Athletes and celebrities
stay somewhere else
317
00:12:15,495 --> 00:12:16,654
So he's not here?
318
00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:19,029
Sorry Try one of the other
hotels on Long Island
319
00:12:19,225 --> 00:12:20,625
How many other hotels are there?
320
00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:22,336
I don't know
About a thousand
321
00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:23,687
A thousand?
322
00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:27,156
Cheer up Only 999 more to go
323
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:36,708
We were trying to get an autograph, but
were getting more than we signed up for
324
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,482
Chris, I'm sorry, man
325
00:12:39,507 --> 00:12:41,157
I-I don't know what
I was thinking
326
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:43,907
Like Wayne Gretzky would be
hanging out in some hotel lobby
327
00:12:43,932 --> 00:12:45,130
Let's go home, man
328
00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:48,122
Wait, wait, wait
329
00:12:48,991 --> 00:12:49,966
We can't just give up
330
00:12:49,991 --> 00:12:51,959
When Mom is beating the
living daylights out of me,
331
00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:54,549
I don't want to feel like a
fool 'cause it was for nothing
332
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,728
We just got to use our heads
333
00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,087
What do you know about Gretzky?
334
00:12:58,234 --> 00:13:00,669
Well, I know he's a season
all-time assist leader,
335
00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:05,335
his mom loves soup, and he has a sandwich
named after him called "The Great One"
336
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:06,499
What's in it?
337
00:13:06,648 --> 00:13:08,582
Mm, Canadian bacon,
338
00:13:08,607 --> 00:13:10,711
maple syrup, oh, and a pickle
339
00:13:10,736 --> 00:13:13,302
Oh, and it comes in a bun
shaped like a hockey stick
340
00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:14,552
Sounds awful
341
00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:15,849
I never had one
342
00:13:15,874 --> 00:13:17,833
It was invented by this chef named Jean Lafleur
343
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:21,378
Man, you know way too much
stuff about this guy, Drew
344
00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:25,674
Hey, you know, he works in a
hotel here on Long Island
345
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,284
Who, Gretzky?
No, stupid Jean Lafleur
346
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:29,961
Huh
347
00:13:30,589 --> 00:13:31,643
CHRIS:
Here it is
348
00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:34,221
"Long Island Hotel,
Home of 'The Great One'"
349
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,374
This has got to be where
he's staying
350
00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:40,917
I hate to admit it,
but that looks pretty good
351
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:41,948
When we get there,
352
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,471
I'm going to have to buy you
one of those sandwiches
353
00:13:43,496 --> 00:13:46,316
Might as well buy me a heart
attack with a side of diabetes
354
00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:49,292
Chris! Drew!
355
00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:53,104
I just don't understand this We checked
the neighborhoods Nobody's seen 'em
356
00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:55,034
We checked the schools
Nobody has seen 'em
357
00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:56,292
I'm calling the police
358
00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:57,870
Oh, Rochelle, Rochelle?
359
00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:00,487
Are you really going
to call the police?
360
00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:01,870
Yes
361
00:14:02,019 --> 00:14:03,207
The New York City Police?
362
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:04,057
Yes
363
00:14:04,082 --> 00:14:07,942
My father knew that if you called the
cops from Bed-Stuy, this is what happens
364
00:14:08,692 --> 00:14:09,682
Precinct
365
00:14:09,707 --> 00:14:12,565
Hello I-I would like to
report two missing children
366
00:14:12,737 --> 00:14:14,799
Okay
Are they black or white?
367
00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:15,612
Black
368
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:16,682
You have the wrong number
369
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,792
Let's give it a couple hours
I'm sure they'll show up
370
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:28,890
As soon as we got to the Long Island Hotel,
something told me we had the right place
371
00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:31,143
Are all these people here
to see Gretzky?
372
00:14:31,493 --> 00:14:33,807
CHRIS: If we go over there, we
won't have a chance of meeting him
373
00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:34,901
So what do we do?
374
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:38,878
I look more like Wayne Gretzky
than that dude
375
00:14:43,562 --> 00:14:44,829
Come on
I know what to do
376
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,188
Hey, what are they doing over there?
377
00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:50,852
Uh, they're waiting
for Wayne Gretzky
378
00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,412
Who?
He's a hockey player
379
00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:58,063
Anyway, I got a pizza delivery
for Mr Smith in Room 412
380
00:14:58,712 --> 00:14:59,719
Just go
381
00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:03,813
Man, that was brilliant
382
00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:05,149
You can get anywhere
with a pizza box
383
00:15:05,174 --> 00:15:06,625
That's how Bush
got in the White House
384
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,469
So now what do we do? I mean,
there's 32 floors in this hotel
385
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:13,416
Well, I figure Gretzky's in one of the nicer
rooms, which is probably on the top floor
386
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,759
Just call me Sherlock Homeboy
387
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:20,763
Hey
388
00:15:30,352 --> 00:15:31,466
Told you
389
00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:33,790
All right, let's go
390
00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:39,743
Excuse me I have a delivery
for Mr Wayne Gretzky
391
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,790
He didn't order a pizza
392
00:15:42,955 --> 00:15:44,422
Do I look like I was born yesterday?
393
00:15:44,831 --> 00:15:46,135
But it is his room?
394
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,564
Get lost, kids
395
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,228
Sir, I don't think you understand
396
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:55,234
My brother is a really big hockey fan, and
we skipped school just to see Mr Gretzky
397
00:15:55,311 --> 00:15:56,281
Look, I can't help you,
398
00:15:56,306 --> 00:15:57,156
Yeah, you could
399
00:15:57,181 --> 00:15:59,343
so please leave Now
400
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,123
Come on, Chris
401
00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:06,120
"Gritzky"?
402
00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:09,253
Yeah
My dad bought it for me
403
00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:11,346
Hockey's not too popular where we're from
404
00:16:14,196 --> 00:16:15,129
Where is that?
405
00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:18,958
Here in New York
Bed-Stuy
406
00:16:21,374 --> 00:16:22,708
Hey, I'm from Bed-Stuy
407
00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:25,966
Let me guess
408
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,751
Did your dad get that jersey
from Risky?
409
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,934
You know Risky?
410
00:16:31,192 --> 00:16:34,013
Yeah, he sold me a Darryl Raspberry jersey
411
00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:35,239
I had Dr K
412
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,583
I haven't see him in years
413
00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:40,192
So you think my brother can get
an autograph from Mr Gretzky?
414
00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:41,638
Hey, sorry, kids
415
00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:44,552
He's not even here He has some
business to take care of in the city
416
00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:46,739
Well, when do you
think he'll be back?
417
00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,724
I don't know
A couple hours, I guess
418
00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:50,466
A couple hours?
419
00:16:50,491 --> 00:16:51,724
That's not too bad
420
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,216
Thanks
421
00:16:56,268 --> 00:16:59,356
By 5:00 my parents had run
out of places to look for us,
422
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,067
but there was only
one thing left to do
423
00:17:01,092 --> 00:17:01,286
COP ( on phone ):
Precinct
424
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,239
Yes, hello! I'd like
to report two missing boys
425
00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:05,431
Can you describe them, please?
426
00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:06,419
They're white
( knocking )
427
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:08,575
Just a minute, ma'am
Okay, hold-- Hold on
428
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:12,795
Ma'am, you reported
two missing white boys?
429
00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:13,958
Damn!
430
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,731
We waited for Gretzky
like he was giving out cheese
431
00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:23,230
You guys are still here?
432
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:25,021
Yeah
We're waiting for Gretzky
433
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,177
You said he'd be back
in a few hours
434
00:17:26,202 --> 00:17:27,802
Look, he's not coming back,
okay?
435
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:30,403
He had a change of plans
and went right to the airport
436
00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:31,739
I'm just checking out
437
00:17:33,347 --> 00:17:34,622
That's it
I give up
438
00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:38,231
Drew, I'm sorry,
but let's just go home, man
439
00:17:44,276 --> 00:17:45,377
Hey, wait
440
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:52,396
At least his name
is spelled right
441
00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:54,469
Oh, man Thanks
442
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,726
Gretzky wore that
last night
443
00:17:57,194 --> 00:17:59,000
You mean,
he actually wore this? Mm-hm
444
00:17:59,025 --> 00:18:00,554
Man, I'm never washing it
445
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,445
Here you go
446
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,538
Did Gretzky play
with this puck last night?
447
00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:04,867
No, it's just a puck
448
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,101
So how are you guys
getting home?
449
00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:07,976
Taking the train
450
00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:10,750
You guys ever been
in a limo before?
451
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:12,562
What do you think?
452
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:18,453
Even though I was about to get in more trouble
than I could imagine, I was glad I was with Drew
453
00:18:18,478 --> 00:18:21,219
In a strange way,
I actually had a good time
454
00:18:21,971 --> 00:18:25,625
( both laughing ) Okay, listen up, you guys We're going
to break this search party up into groups of four
455
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:27,406
You I want you to search Varick Street
456
00:18:27,499 --> 00:18:29,711
Your group, I want you
to go to Decatur Street
457
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,055
Your group, I want you
to go to the bus stops
458
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,515
And you? I want you
to search the alleys, okay?
459
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:38,984
We're looking for two, teenaged,
dark skin, white boys
460
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:42,731
This is going to be bad
461
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,067
Oh, yeah
462
00:18:44,588 --> 00:18:46,700
The worst part is, you didn't
even get a chance to meet Gretzky
463
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,414
Or "Gritzky" for that matter
464
00:18:48,439 --> 00:18:50,914
It's okay It was still one
of the best days of my life
465
00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:52,328
Why, 'cause you got the jersey?
466
00:18:52,574 --> 00:18:53,469
No
467
00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:55,958
Thanks for taking care of me,
Chris
468
00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:57,153
I'm glad you were there
469
00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:58,058
Me too
470
00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:00,526
The best part of hanging out
with Drew that day
471
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:04,393
was for the first time I didn't see him as
my little brother I was responsible for
472
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:06,355
I saw him as something more:
473
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,487
a friend
474
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:08,761
Ready?
475
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,151
Ready
476
00:19:18,447 --> 00:19:20,204
Chris? Drew?
477
00:19:20,229 --> 00:19:21,829
No, it's Puffy and Mase
478
00:19:28,004 --> 00:19:29,204
Bye, y'all
479
00:19:29,229 --> 00:19:33,139
¶ Everybody hates Chris ¶
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