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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hey, everybody.
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So, what's the latest?
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Frasier passed out about 3:00.
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Aw! Poor guy.
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Yeah. For someone whose
wife is leaving him,
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he seems awfully upset.
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Oh, God! My head! Sam,
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uh... coffee, please.
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Oh, Carla, uh...
about last night...
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I was in pretty bad shape,
you know?
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I was drunk, and I was
carrying on about Lilith.
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And I have this
half-memory of you
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dragging me
into the office and cleaning me up,
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putting me on the couch,
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laying a blanket
over me and-and...
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and sitting with me
until I fell asleep.
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And, well, even
in my drunken stupor,
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I wanted to thank you for
your... your unexpected kindness. Thanks.
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Glad to help.
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Here's your coffee.
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Thank you, Sam.
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Geez!
What time is it?
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You know,
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I could have sworn
I had my Rolex on.
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FRASIER:
Hey, where's my class ring?
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(theme song begins)
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♪ Sometimes you want to go ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ And they're always
glad you came ♪
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♪ You wanna be
where you can see ♪
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♪ Our troubles
are all the same ♪
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♪ You wanna go where
everybody knows your name. ♪
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Boy, I've never felt
so low in my life.
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Well, Doc, if it means anything
to ya, I'm here for ya.
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It doesn't, Cliff, but thanks.
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Boy, Dr. Sternin-Crane having
an affair with another guy.
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Mm, this reminds me
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of a terrible scandal
we had back in Hanover.
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Rocked the whole
town to its core.
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Mayor's wife ran off
with old Mr. Smithers.
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Oh, that's not
so scandalous, Woody.
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Well, Mr. Smithers was a goat.
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W-Woody, why... why
don't you take a break?
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Again?
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Man, this day is flying!
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You know what the most
painful thing about it is?
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I... I didn't
see it coming.
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Lilith had an affair.
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I had no idea.
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Now she's leaving me and...
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There were no signs.
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Do you know what I mean, Sam?
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Sam?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm still back
on Mr. Smithers.
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Now, Doc, maybe
there were signs,
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you were just
too blind to see them.
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Yeah, I mean, what
with Lilith, uh...
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spending every night late at
work for the last six months.
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You know, whenever the
two of you were together,
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you were just
bickering all the time.
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And, worst of all, you know,
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you spend all
your waking hours sitting in this bar.
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Cliffy, I don't think
he wants to...
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No, Sam, you know,
I want to hear this.
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Maybe it's time somebody
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did splash the cold water
of reality in my face.
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On the other hand, at least
I'm not a career-stagnant,
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middle-aged mama's boy with
little or no sexual experience.
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I know what you mean, Doc.
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We have a few of those
at work- very sad.
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I can't believe
she wants to leave me.
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I really blew it.
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Well, Fras, you know,
marriage is a very tricky thing.
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It takes a lot of work
and sacrifice and compromise
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from both parties
to keep it fresh and rewarding.
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How can you say that?
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You work less at your marriage
than anyone else in the world!
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I was hoping
the irony would cheer you up.
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Well, Doc, if you ask me,
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you're wasting your time
sitting around here
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feeling sorry for yourself,
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when you should be out there
trying to get her back.
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How do you suggest I do that?
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Get off your butt
and take charge.
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Be a caveman.
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A woman likes that.
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Caveman?
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Trust me-
Nick Tortelli...
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now there was a caveman.
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In fact, the next time you see
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one of those drawings of how
man evolved from the ape,
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look real closely
at that second guy.
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Thanks for the idea, Carla,
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but I hardly think
the primitive approach
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would work on a woman
as sophisticated as Lilith.
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Well, then why don't you
try the romantic route?
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You know, take her up to the
Cape for a romantic weekend
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and treat her the
way you used to.
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Oh, no, no, no-
Come on, Sam, with that bush-wa.
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You know, if you want
to keep a woman in your life,
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nothing beats the old-fashioned
fake heart attack.
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I beg your pardon?
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She goes for the door,
you go for your chest.
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I mean, nobody can walk out
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on somebody who's
having a coronary.
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It's foolproof.
I learned it from Ma.
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She uses that on you?
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Or I use it on her.
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It depends who's
trying to leave.
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Frasier...
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Well, look who's here.
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I suppose this is the
part where we fight
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over who gets to
keep our friends.
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No...
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Then why are you here?
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To humiliate me
again in public?
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Seems to be a theme you enjoy.
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No, I was worried about you.
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I brought you a shaving kit
and some clean clothes.
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You were worried about me?
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Then you're not leaving me?
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Oh, I'm still leaving you.
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Frasier, this is so...
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I'm sorry.
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I think we should have
this discussion in the office.
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WOODY:
Oh, no chance of that, Dr. Sternin-Crane.
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Sam's office
is his inner sanctum.
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The only person who gets
to use Sam's office is Sam.
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It's all right, Woody.
It's all right.
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Oh, well, maybe if Kelly
ever has an affair,
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I'll get to use
your precious office.
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Poor Fras, huh?
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What about Lilith?
Huh?
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She's probably just
trying to find herself.
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Oh, come off it, Becs.
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Nobody tries to find
themselves anymore.
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And, even when it was in style,
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it was just an excuse
for middle-aged people to quit work,
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ride around on Harleys,
and have sex with young people.
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Oh, is that right,
Miss Know-It-All?
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Well, it just so happens
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that my father once
left for six months to find himself.
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And when he came back,
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he was at peace with the world.
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You could see it in his eyes
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the second he came
roaring up the driveway.
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Well, here we are.
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Is this it?
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Should I, uh... call a lawyer,
initiate divorce proceedings?
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It's up to you.
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You're the one making all
the decisions, apparently.
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Frasier,
I do not want a divorce.
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I want a trial separation.
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Furthermore,
I'm going to be gone
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for a while, so I need to know
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that Frederick
is being taken care of
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in the best manner possible.
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It would be irresponsible
for me to take him
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from a comfortable
and familiar home
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where he feels stable
and secure.
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Therefore, I would like you
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to have sole custody for the
period of time that I'm gone.
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Just like that?
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You're not only
walking out on me,
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but on your own son as well.
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Oh, Frasier, you think this
is easy for me? It's not!
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Please just promise me
you'll take care of my son!
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Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Personally, I don't
want him growing up
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in your swinging
bachelorette pad,
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what with your
love beads, your hi-fi
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and your Dave Brubeck albums!
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Frasier, if you can't
get into the '90s,
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at least move into the '60s.
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Well, then where are
you going to live?
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All right, let me guess.
Don't tell me!
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You're going to move in with
your boyfriend, Dr. Pascal!
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That's right, Frasier, I am.
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What's so great about this
Pascal guy anyway, huh?
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I mean, the man
is obviously a crackpot.
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All he's noted for is inventing
this ridiculous bubble underground.
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It's called
an Eco-pod, Frasier.
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A self-contained
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subterranean environment
which will serve
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as a prototype
for an eventual space station.
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Similar to the Biosphere, only
on a much more ambitious scale.
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To be inhabited by moles
and gophers, no doubt.
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Yes, it will house a variety
of animal species.
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And, for the first year,
two human subjects as well.
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Oh, really?
And where in the world
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do you expect to find...
Oh, no!
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Yes, Frasier, I'm off
to live in the Eco-pod.
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Oh, no!
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It's a noble experiment.
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I'm a pioneer.
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The research we are going to do
is going to aid all of humanity.
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This is the stupidest day
I've ever had.
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It's anything but
stupid, Frasier.
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Dr. Pascal is a visionary.
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I'm proud to be associated
with him as we chart the future.
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Oh, this will be a big hit on
the cocktail party circuit.
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"Say, Fras, where's your
lovely wife this evening?"
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"Well, Bob,
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she's underneath the Earth's
crust with her boyfriend."
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"What's new with you?"
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I refuse to discuss
this any further.
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You're being irrational.
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No, wait, Lilith, wait.
Don't go, please.
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Look, I... I'm sorry.
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Please help me to understand
why you're doing this.
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Well, Frasier...
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ever since I was a little girl,
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I've led a very disciplined,
regimented life.
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But in the
back of my mind, I always had this
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nagging feeling
that something was missing.
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I tried to fill the void
with achievements...
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scientific awards,
marriage to a prominent man.
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But deep down inside,
I still felt empty.
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Then along came Googie.
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Googie?
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Dr. Pascal.
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He's a free thinker.
A radical.
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I never know
what he's going to do next.
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And when I'm with him,
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I don't know
what I'm going to do next.
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That's new for me, Frasier.
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I like it.
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I hope you understand.
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(sighing):
I suppose I do.
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You know, maybe
I haven't always listened.
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Maybe I haven't always known
the right thing to say or do.
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Just one thing
I want you to know.
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I wish you the very best.
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I adore you, and I always will.
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Thank you.
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Take good care of Frederick.
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And yourself.
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Good-bye, Frasier.
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Good-bye, my love.
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(gasping)
Oh! Oh, my God!
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I'm having a heart attack!
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Well, maybe not.
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I'm going now.
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I'd like to leave
a parting word.
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I want you to know that what
I'm doing is very difficult.
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It is not to hurt Frasier.
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It's to acknowledge the
fact that I'm changing.
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No one can go living year in and
year out without ever changing.
251
00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:31,956
It's impossible.
252
00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:38,328
Or at least it's very rare.
253
00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:41,999
Well, I'm off.
254
00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:43,934
I don't know what
the future holds.
255
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:45,703
Whatever happens, I only hope
256
00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,971
I can realize my
full potential.
257
00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:50,508
To acquire things the
old Lilith never had.
258
00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:52,693
Like a body temperature?
259
00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:57,031
That's very good, Carla.
260
00:11:57,082 --> 00:11:59,367
Incidentally,
261
00:11:59,434 --> 00:12:01,451
I've taken your
little wisecracks
262
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:04,021
for a few years now,
you hideous gargoyle,
263
00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:06,790
and if you ever open
that gateway to hell you call a mouth
264
00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,259
in my direction again,
265
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,794
I'll snap off
your extremities like dead branches
266
00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:13,030
and feed them
to you at gunpoint.
267
00:12:15,216 --> 00:12:17,701
God! That felt good.
268
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:21,405
Well...
269
00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:24,575
that was just plain rude.
270
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:35,986
Oh, hey, Fras.
271
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:37,354
How you doing, huh?
272
00:12:39,374 --> 00:12:41,541
Come on, talk to us-
we're your friends.
273
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,930
Say something
to him, will ya? Like what?
274
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,230
I don't know,
somethin' positive.
275
00:12:47,231 --> 00:12:48,766
Something to cheer him up.
276
00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:52,603
Frasier, say, have
you lost weight?
277
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:57,825
What? That would
cheer me up.
278
00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:04,047
I appreciate your concern,
everyone, and...
279
00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:06,016
you can stop worrying.
280
00:13:06,084 --> 00:13:08,602
You see, I know exactly
how this is gonna go.
281
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:12,472
After the shock wears off,
there will be some initial pain
282
00:13:12,473 --> 00:13:14,474
followed by resentment
and depression,
283
00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:16,794
and a lasting
sense of insecurity,
284
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:20,080
as I ping-pong blame
between Lilith and myself.
285
00:13:21,349 --> 00:13:23,634
Throughout this process,
all I have to do is...
286
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:28,639
keep telling myself that
everything is going to be okay.
287
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:32,476
Well, the shock
seems to be wearing off.
288
00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:34,611
Here comes the pain.
289
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:39,333
Oh, boy.
290
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,836
Oh, mama, that's a big one!
291
00:13:42,904 --> 00:13:46,123
Frasier, can we
do anything for ya?
292
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:48,058
Oh, no, Sam, no.
293
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:49,860
If anyone
has the inner resources
294
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:52,296
to deal with this,
it's Dr. Frasier Crane.
295
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,730
Trust me.
296
00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:56,333
I know exactly
how to handle this.
297
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:02,139
I'm gonna jump, Lilith!
298
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,784
OFFICER (over bullhorn):
Attention, this is the police.
299
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,504
Do not jump.
I repeat, do not jump.
300
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:20,073
Whatever your problem is,
we can solve it.
301
00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:21,742
Just go back inside.
302
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:25,545
I swear to God I'm gonna jump!
303
00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:27,898
Where's that shrink we use
in cases like this?
304
00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:28,966
You mean Frasier Crane?
305
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,284
He's not answering his pager.
306
00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:31,902
Yeah, remind me
to put this in my report.
307
00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:33,537
That man'll never work
in this town again.
308
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:36,256
Hey, you have
your whole life ahead of ya.
309
00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:39,843
Anything good on?
310
00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:43,480
Yeah, we got, uh, Oprah,
we got, uh... Quincy...
311
00:14:44,332 --> 00:14:46,817
Home Shopping Network...
312
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,186
we got a guy on a ledge...
313
00:14:49,253 --> 00:14:51,121
we got Barnaby Jones...
314
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:52,473
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Normie!
315
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,614
Normie, go back, quick.
316
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,512
Go back, go back,
go back- yeah, yeah.
317
00:14:55,577 --> 00:14:57,277
Oh, my God!
318
00:14:57,345 --> 00:15:00,314
Hey, that's that Quincy where
they buried the wrong guy!
319
00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:04,151
SAM: Hey, Normie, go back
to that guy-on-the-ledge stuff.
320
00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:05,486
Hey, that's just right outside.
321
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,488
No wonder all these people
are in here.
322
00:15:07,555 --> 00:15:09,657
I wonder who the poor sap is.
323
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,857
OFFICER:
Go back inside.
324
00:15:10,858 --> 00:15:14,461
FRASIER:
I swear to God I'm gonna jump!
325
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:15,979
Oh, my God!
Wait, wait, wait.
326
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,314
Sam, uh, you find Lilith,
327
00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:19,583
and Carla and I'll go
up and find Frasier.
328
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,552
Come on, come on, Norm,
I'm going up there, too.
329
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:22,586
Normie, come on, will ya?
330
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,155
A buddy of ours
is on the ledge.
331
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,090
He's about to jump
to his death- let's go!
332
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,261
Geez, you're right-
I better go move my car.
333
00:15:34,132 --> 00:15:35,365
Aw...
334
00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:38,852
Frasier?
335
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,654
Hey, uh, I'll take it.
336
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,156
I'm a friend of his-
I think I can help.
337
00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:45,492
I've operated these before, sir.
It's all right.
338
00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:49,496
Frasier, it's me-
your friend, Cliff Clavin.
339
00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:51,765
Now pitching for Boston...
340
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,066
Hey, come on, would ya?
341
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,935
All right. Just kidding,
just kidding.
342
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:57,004
Uh, Fras...
343
00:15:57,072 --> 00:16:00,174
look, buddy, uh, don't think
I don't know how you feel.
344
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:03,277
Uh, it's not like
I haven't been there myself,
345
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:05,462
you know, standing
high above the city
346
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,164
with the wind
blowing through your hair,
347
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:09,900
praying this time
you'll have the guts to do it.
348
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,201
Give me that!
349
00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:13,921
Frasier, Frasier,
don't listen to him, man.
350
00:16:13,988 --> 00:16:16,156
So it didn't work out
with Lilith.
351
00:16:16,224 --> 00:16:18,592
You know? What's the big deal?
That's okay.
352
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,027
What about your friends?
353
00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:22,263
What about me?
I care for ya.
354
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,764
Hell, I love ya, man!
355
00:16:23,832 --> 00:16:25,332
CROWD:
Aw...
356
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,601
Yeah, I said it.
357
00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:30,638
Look, a guy can love another guy
358
00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:33,407
without being the kind of guy
who loves other guys.
359
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:36,460
You knew what I was saying,
didn't you, Fras?
360
00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:38,795
You didn't think that I meant...
361
00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:40,630
the other thing, did ya?
362
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:43,597
Hold on a second, Fras.
363
00:16:43,651 --> 00:16:45,386
Take that. Talk to him.
364
00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:47,787
No, it's all right.
365
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,256
I'm his wife.
Don't aggravate him.
366
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:50,637
I'm the reason he's up there.
367
00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:53,093
He's very unstable.
368
00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:58,348
Frasier, you're making
a big fool of yourself.
369
00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:00,734
Don't leave me, Lilith!
370
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,237
It's too late, Frasier-
I've made up my mind.
371
00:17:03,304 --> 00:17:05,588
I'm gonna jump!
372
00:17:05,656 --> 00:17:08,209
Lie to him- tell him
you'll go back with him.
373
00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:11,312
Tell him to go inside.
374
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:14,548
I can't lie to you, Frasier.
It's over.
375
00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:17,751
(crowd murmurs) Come on, lady!
376
00:17:17,752 --> 00:17:21,021
What were we supposed to do,
go on living the charade?
377
00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:23,090
Sure, we had
an amazing sex life,
378
00:17:23,157 --> 00:17:25,342
but a relationship
is more than that.
379
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,660
I felt the confines
of our marriage
380
00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,662
were not allowing me to grow.
381
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:35,068
Surely some of you women
know what I'm talking about.
382
00:17:35,136 --> 00:17:37,804
VARIOUS WOMEN:
Right on! Right on! Yay!
383
00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:42,142
Why don't you tell them
about your affair?!
384
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,712
(crowd groans)
385
00:17:44,779 --> 00:17:48,682
Well, I was in
a very vulnerable state, and...
386
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,317
Frasier, this is ridiculous.
387
00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:52,319
I'm coming upstairs.
388
00:17:56,691 --> 00:18:00,010
Fras, a-about
what I was saying earlier.
389
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:04,014
You know, there are all kinds
of different kinds of love.
390
00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:07,517
(gasps):
Frasier!
391
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:10,153
You stay back!
Okay, okay.
392
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:11,805
Rebecca, I found him!
393
00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:13,307
Frasier...
394
00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:14,624
Don't come near me!
395
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,227
I-I won't come
near you, Frasier.
396
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,295
Please, please,
just step inside.
397
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:21,982
Oh, Rebecca, go back to Cheers
and leave me alone.
398
00:18:21,983 --> 00:18:23,433
No, Frasier, we're
your friends.
399
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:26,204
Don't jump- you have lots of
friends who care about you.
400
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,073
NORM (over bullhorn): Frasier,
listen to me- this is Norm Peterson.
401
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,108
I want you to listen
very carefully.
402
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,278
You left about a half a mug
of beer on the bar.
403
00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:36,496
You don't suppose
that I could, maybe...
404
00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:37,730
Help yourself!
405
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:39,199
Thank you.
406
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,034
Frasier...
407
00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:42,886
Lilith, don't come near me-
I swear I'll jump!
408
00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:44,054
Would you excuse us, please?
409
00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:45,789
I'd like to speak
with my husband.
410
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:48,558
Okay... But before I go,
I want to say one thing.
411
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:51,095
Go ahead and jump, you coward!
412
00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:52,246
Take the easy way out!
413
00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:53,913
Go ahead and end it all!
414
00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:57,067
(whispers):
Wow, that was reverse psychology, right?
415
00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:00,203
What's reverse psychology?
416
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,674
Frasier...
417
00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:07,344
I refuse to indulge
in this little game
418
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,546
of emotional blackmail
any longer.
419
00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:12,565
You and I both know you have
no intention of jumping.
420
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:14,334
I know you better than that.
421
00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:15,969
No, you don't, Lilith.
422
00:19:16,037 --> 00:19:18,972
I'm gonna jump,
because I can't go on living
423
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,141
knowing that
you love someone else.
424
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:28,148
Very well, Frasier.
425
00:19:28,216 --> 00:19:29,483
You win.
426
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:33,303
I won't leave you.
427
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,038
Really?
428
00:19:35,106 --> 00:19:36,190
Really.
429
00:19:36,257 --> 00:19:38,192
Now, come inside.
430
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,899
You mean, you're not
just saying that?
431
00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:47,734
No, I'm not just saying it.
432
00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:49,136
I won't leave you.
433
00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:52,405
I may be unhappy for
the rest of my days, but...
434
00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:55,042
I will honour my obligations
as your wife.
435
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,826
Baby, you're the greatest!
436
00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:03,283
(sighs)
437
00:20:03,351 --> 00:20:04,951
Oh, go on, Lilith...
438
00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:06,620
get out of here.
439
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,955
What do you mean?
440
00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:11,675
I can't be happy
knowing that you're not.
441
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,360
(window sliding closed)
442
00:20:14,662 --> 00:20:16,196
(sighs)
443
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:18,549
Thank you, Frasier.
444
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,701
Well, thank you for...
445
00:20:20,768 --> 00:20:22,736
getting me off the ledge.
446
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,921
I was gonna pretend to faint
447
00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:27,674
and fall back in,
but this worked a lot better.
448
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:43,807
How you doing?
449
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,943
Oh, I'll be
okay, Sam. Thanks.
450
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:50,296
You want anything,
you let me know.
451
00:20:50,364 --> 00:20:52,799
Well, you know,
there is, uh, one thing.
452
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:56,936
Could you, uh, take the bullhorn
away from Cliff and Norm?
453
00:20:56,937 --> 00:21:00,090
CLIFF (on bullhorn): All right, McGerk,
you'll never take me alive! Ha-ha!
454
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:02,225
Come on, come on,
it's my turn! Come on!
455
00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:05,228
Attention, K-Mart shoppers!
Attention, K-Mart shoppers!
456
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:08,398
Whoa, whoa! Guys, guys, whoa.
457
00:21:08,465 --> 00:21:10,551
Hey, come on!
458
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,839
Frasier, I just wanted
to say good-bye.
459
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,257
Dr. Pascal and I
460
00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:19,709
are leaving
for the desert tonight.
461
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:21,578
Are you all right?
462
00:21:21,645 --> 00:21:23,880
No... but I will be.
463
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:27,233
I said good-bye to Frederick
this afternoon.
464
00:21:27,301 --> 00:21:28,936
He loves the thought of Mommy
465
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:31,154
going off to live
in a big bubble.
466
00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:33,840
I'm sure this will be
a special memory for him
467
00:21:33,908 --> 00:21:36,376
that he will relive
over and over again
468
00:21:36,444 --> 00:21:39,446
in the years
of his psychoanalysis.
469
00:21:39,514 --> 00:21:41,031
(door opens)
470
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,315
Lilith, you ready?
471
00:21:42,383 --> 00:21:45,151
Googie, I thought
you were going to wait outside.
472
00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:48,355
Before we leave there's
something I have to say to your husband.
473
00:21:48,356 --> 00:21:50,356
Uh...
474
00:21:50,424 --> 00:21:53,009
I-I-I know this is
an awkward moment, Doctor,
475
00:21:53,077 --> 00:21:54,545
but I have to tell you.
476
00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:57,280
I was pulling up
in front of the bar just now,
477
00:21:57,348 --> 00:22:01,084
and I seem to have
dinged your BMW.
478
00:22:02,936 --> 00:22:05,405
Oh. Of course you did.
479
00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:08,291
Well, we're off.
480
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,693
We've got to be going.
481
00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:12,362
Good-bye, Frasier.
482
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,830
Good-bye, Lilith.
483
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,832
Oh, there's just...
484
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,084
there's something
I'd like to say.
485
00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:20,120
I know you've got a
rough year ahead of you.
486
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,721
You're in for some rocky times.
487
00:22:21,789 --> 00:22:25,024
I-I'm sure you'll experience
some very painful moments,
488
00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:27,344
and when you do,
489
00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:30,564
I'd like you to feel free
to call on me for...
490
00:22:30,631 --> 00:22:32,699
sympathy and understanding.
491
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,701
Thank you, Frasier.
492
00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:37,003
I was talking to Googie.
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