All language subtitles for Sissignore (1968)-remake

- No, I'll drive.
- Yes, sir.

You are unconscious!

That's why I wanted to drive!
Look what you've done!

- I slept.
- I noticed !

You put your life and the lives of others at risk.

- Excuse me...
- Were you asleep?

- Yes, but I was on the other side.
- Okay, but calm down now.

If you're good, I'll make you a career.

I fell asleep, my driver fell asleep.

I always tell him to stop when he's sleepy.

Do not sleep !
How many times do I have to tell you ?

Where is the bus?

Business!

Luckily the bus was empty!

No, it was full, there were 15 Chinese.
They couldn't be seen because they are small.

- My goodness ! Was it full?
- Yes

But they didn't notice anything,
they were reading a little red book.

- Fortunately
she didn't do anything. - No.

- Courage. - Yes.
- Unfortunately, misfortunes happen.

- We'll take care of it. Until we meet again.
- All right.

- You made quite a mess!
- Why ?

Send the divers.

- Nothing happens, don't worry. - More than this !

Trust me.
This is your luck.

12 meters of braking.

Another gift from the lawyer.

- Another ? What is that ?
- Surprise !

- A TV ! - He said to turn it on immediately
on the first channel.

Speaks 12 languages.

- Are you here for the Russians or for the Americans?
- For the Chinese!

- Please. Was he sleeping?
- No, I thought.

- I brought you the newspapers.
- I have to take your measurements.

I'm the tailor.

Here I am.

- I heard you come out in 20 days.
- Yes. - Do you mind?

Unfortunately I will be going out.
I can't expect to stay here forever.

- Left or right? - Left.
- It would take a life sentence!

Better not to abuse!

Here you are.

- What's this ?
- What do you mean?

When I came in here I was wearing a midnight blue dress.

- Are you Oscar Pettini? - Yes.
- So there's this.

Where did my dress go?

The tailor took it back and left this for you.

Should I go out with that?
I don't even think about it!

- I'd rather go out with the estate.
- You can't, you're from prison.

- My tailor sewed it.
- But the fabric is from prison.

- It was an honor to have you as our guest.
- Thank you, Mr. Director.

I hope to see you again soon.

Oscar!

Come, Oscar.

- Goodmorning Sir. - Go slowly and pay
attention to the buses. - Yes sir.

Bye.

- Is there a wedding?
- Yes.

- Am I the groom?
- Yes. Didn't I tell you? - No.

- The girl is happy to marry an accountant.
- Who ? - You.

- I didn't take any exams.
- Someone else gave them in your place.

- You've been very good.
- Yes.

Pss... Mary !

- She's really beautiful!
- Beautiful, talented and nice.

After three years in prison it's a
really nice gift. Thank you, lawyer.

My son !

- Happy birthday, son!
- Who is ? - Your mother.

- I'm an orphan.
- That's why I got you one.

- I don't like. - Shame on you!
Mum is always mum.

- They look very good together.
- Mary is very beautiful...

...goes well with anyone.

Now you will no longer have any reason
to be jealous. I hope.

I'm always jealous. From my mother
I inherited jealousy and violence.

When mother discovered father with the maid...

...ate his nose.

Now let's proceed to the wedding celebration...

...according to the laws of the
Italian State that you must respect.

- Oscar Pettini, do you want to take
Maria Tommasi as your bride? - Yes.

- Maria Tommasi, do you want to take
Oscar Pettini as your husband? - Yes.

You are united in marriage in the name of
Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

- Please say yes again.
- Yes, yes.

- Yes.
- Me too.

- Yes.
- Me too.

- Yes.
- Mary! - Yes !

- Oscar. - Yes.
- Yes, yes.

- Yes, yes.
- One more yes. - Yes.

- Yes.
- Yes, yes.

Yes Yes Yes !

Yes Yes Yes.

- Yes, yes.
- Yes Yes Yes.

In the midst of all that confusion
I didn't ask you your name.

- Mary Thomas.
- Pleasure.

- Accountant Oscar Pettini.
- Pleasure.

Usually you introduce yourself first
and then get married.

For us it's completely the opposite!

Ultimately it's the same thing.

Thomas.

- Are you English?
- No, my real surname is Tommasi.

- Thomas is my journalist name.
- Are you a journalist?

Yes, I pose naked for the covers.

- So you're a photo model.
- Yes, but now I've stopped.

- The lawyer doesn't want it.
- I too am against working women.

I was very good. Look.

What a phenomenon!

- It was a great idea.
- Which ? - Get married.

Have we loved each other for a long time?

- For now we are just husband and wife. - Already.

- Do we live here? - Yes, accountant,
on the third floor. - You come.

- Third floor.
- Scala B.

- Look at all the flowers!
- Clear.

- Who sent them?
- Our friends.

- We have many friends.
- It seems so.

One moment, love.

Will you give it to me, sir?

I'll give you three days off starting now.

- The gentleman doesn't want to see the apartment?
- We'll have time.

- There are the library and the dining room.
- I'll see you next week.

Come, dear.

Lawyer ! Mary!

> Go to bed, Oscar.
- She's in the bed!

Let me in, please.

- Come on, darling.
- Dressed?

What are you doing in there?

> Go to your room, Oscar, I'll explain
everything to you tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow morning? Lawyer,
who did he take me for?

- Your room is over there.
- No! This is my room, with my wife

Lawyer, you took my place, do you realize?

- Tell me it's a joke.
- Sir... - Lawyer!

I'll break the door! Lawyer !
Aaaah!

What does it do to me?

Oscar, I met Mary before you went to prison.

> She's my wife now.
- But she's my lover.

You don't want to take the woman away from me
after all I do for you!

What are you doing ?
Nice stuff!

Now calm down and sleep.
Stop humming, dear.

We'll talk about it in the morning, now sleep.

No!

Please, lawyer, let me talk to my wife.

Right.

- HI ! - Mary, where are you?
- I'm here with the lawyer. Why ?

- What do you do ?
- I'm talking to you on the phone.

- I asked you what you do!
- I told you !

- I want to come there.
- There can't be three of us!

Nice things to suggest to your wife!

So you come here and I'll sleep with the lawyer.

Tomorrow I will give you all the explanations you want.

Now take the sleeping pill and sleep.
Good night !

Goodnight...

Lawyer...

Sleeping pill!

- Buh !
- You idiot!

- Good job, accountant.
- Thank you.

What work will I have to do?

Good morning, Mr. CEO.

- Are you the accountant Pettini?
- Yes. - Well, have a seat.

This is your office,
Mr. CEO.

- What should I do ?
- Managers are in charge.

- What if I'm wrong?
- Whoever is in charge never makes mistakes.

> Welcome, sir, I'm Maresca from the personnel office.

- Do you want something?
- No, thanks, I made the wrong button.

Do you need anything, sir?

No, everything's fine.

- But where is you?
- Here, behind the glass.

Behind the glass?

In front of you.

- Where is the lawyer's office?
- Top floor, interior 8. - Thank you.

Do you want?

- I was looking for the lawyer.
- He left for Buenos Aires.

Please.

- Are you Mr. Pettini?
- He knows me ? - Certain !

Until a few days ago I occupied his place.
That's life !

There is a recording for you.

- What ? - A tape recorded
by the lawyer before leaving.

Dear Oscar, I would have liked to talk to you
about that private matter...

...but I'm leaving in a few minutes.
Relax...

...because I will do much more for you.
See you soon.

Right.

- What is right?
- The lawyer's speech.

Once he did it to me too and
I was very happy with it.

Very good ? You too ?

Yes, me too, and we're not the only ones.

Why does he say "me too" if he doesn't
know what it's about?

It's your wife, isn't it?
It's no mystery: mine too.

Forgive me, but...
did she suffer?

By force !
What can he expect?

He finds them, makes us marry them,
it's only right that he enjoys them a bit!

- I see you are a little nervous.
- No.

Come, I'll take you.

Please.

- What plan?
- I do not know.

It's definitely the first.

- After ? - You still have your wife
and a good position in the company.

Now I am director of the branches abroad.

- Do we have branches abroad?
- No, but maybe they will come in the future.

The important thing is that there is room!

For me it's not like it used to be.
I almost envy you!

I could never accept such a thing, I would rather beg.

I also said the same thing, but it's not right.

If the lawyer gave you a car,
would you stop him from driving it?

No, but I would also like to take
a stroll every now and then!

- Then it's not the same thing!
- Be patient.

I confess to you that when he
no longer took care of my wife...

...I even suffered from it.

We can see that you are predestined.

Mr. managing director!

At the door there is a car with a lady.

- What should I do ?
- Maybe you need to come down, sir.

In a couple of years the confusion
will pass and she will be happy.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Courage !

- Don't be a child, come here.
- No. What happened last night?

- What can happen on the wedding night?
- You disgust me !

- What did I do wrong?
- You ask? I could kill you both!

- I thought you agreed with the lawyer.
- Absolutely not !

I don't accept certain compromises!

This makes everything simpler and more normal.

- I have a husband and a position...
- Why don't you marry him?

- He's already married.
- He could get a divorce.

Yes, but I prefer it this way
because it can last longer.

- What ? - The marriage.
- Mine or his? - Both.

- Where do we go ?
- At the inauguration of the factory.

- Which establishment?
- Your.

- Do I have an establishment?
- Yes.

- Never knew.
- You have it, the lawyer told me.

Don't you know another one?

This way, Mr. CEO.

Don't worry, do everything I tell you.

- Give the lady your arm.
- As ? - The lady's arm.

- Can you take a photo, ma'am?
- Yes.

Both together.

Thank you.

Enough ! Please.

- All you have to do is move your lips.
- As ? - Move your lips.

- The handbag.
- Thank you.

I stay here.

Ladies and gentlemen, the CEO of Piper Cola...

...accountant Oscar Pettini will briefly explain...

...the company's programs.

I do not know...

Friends, I don't know how to thank you
for being here.

I don't think I'm exaggerating
by announcing that from today...

...a revolutionary period begins
for mass-consumption soft drinks.

Our production, bottling and distribution systems...

...have been designed to offer the consumer...

..a product of the same level
as those currently on the market...

..but at a thirty percent lower price.

> Piper Cola...

..it's a drink for young people:
protest in a bottle!

> It's a revolutionary gesture
against traditional thirst quenchers...

...and yes you can drink at any age,
at any time, in any season.

> This is why our slogan, our battle cry, is...

.."At the seaside, at home,
at school drink Piper Cola!"

A bottle of Piper Cola for the price
of two cigarettes.

It has infinite therapeutic qualities...

..appetite stimulant and sexual energy.

It is sold without a prescription.

If competition is the soul of commerce...

...Piper Cola will be the soul of the competition.

The launch of our product worldwide will be...

..like a bomb exploding!

Good boy ! Come here.

Come, there's television.

- After you.
- Thank you.

Bravo !

Thank you.

Thank you.

- Kiss your wife for television.
- I did not understand.

> Kiss!

Accountant...

Spring night: cascade of chiffon with Papuan flowers.

The lady has a lot of imagination in her profession.

He drapes a curtain over himself
and puts a lamp on his head.

Triumph of Nepal.

Mary, I can't resist anymore!

Give me the key now!

I'll break the door!

I am not joking !

- It's armored.
- Why didn't you say it before?

In camera !

Mary, I'm your husband.

Lawyer, is that you?
Hadn't he left?

Excuse me. If you want, I'll leave right away.

- Hello Mary.
- Oscar !

- What are you doing in my wife's room?
- I have specific orders!

- Here I give the orders!
- I got them from the lawyer.

- The lawyer and I will give them.
- Oscar, don't get angry!

I'm not moving from here.

- Mary is my wife.
- I am sorry.

- What ?
- That's not kind of you.

I apologize, I didn't mean to offend you.

- Instead you offended me!
- Leave us alone.

Mary and I need to talk.

- It is true ?
- About what ?

She doesn't remember but we have to talk
about something very important.

- What is his name ? - Octavio.
- What does it matter to you?

We don't let the lawyer or anyone else know.

I agree with Mary.

- Would you do this to the lawyer?
- Mary is my wife!

- I don't lend myself.
- I pay it.

- How much do you want?
- The lawyer gives me double.

Try to understand, if I don't fulfill
my marital duties with Mary...

..she could ask for legal separation.
- The lady won't do it.

- Now excuse me... I have to take you
to your room. - Yes.

Good night.

Mary, I love you!

I love you ! I love you !

Mary ! Mary !

Lawyer, I do not agree with
the sale of the factory.

It's a mistake, believe me...

..these are not things for you.
- All right.

Then let's settle my wife's matter.

It does not seem right.

Something is up to me too.
We come to a compromise.

Let's do a little one by one.
Otherwise I won't sell.

Oscar, don't make indecent proposals!

- What do I have to do ?
- Why do you want to go with your wife?

Go out with your secretary!

Did you see her ?

I'm not selling the factory unless
we get Mary sorted out first.

Okay, you are the owner of the factory and you can decide.

But then you will pay for the damages.

> I'm Dr. Calandra from the administration.
Do you want?

- Can you come to my office?
> Immediately. - Thank you.

Sir, if you want, I'm free after 5pm.

Don't worry, miss, after 5pm you are always free!

Go ahead, thanks.

- Calandra, pleased to meet you.
- Please have a seat.

Please.

- A cigarette ?
- I do not smoke.

- A candy ? - Yes please.
- They are very good.

Please.

You should give me some precise data...

..about the production of the new drink, Piper Cola.

- I would like to know when production can start.
- Even now.

Very good. What are the predictions for the future?

What profits are expected?

- Profits ? - Yes.
- A deficit of three million is expected.

- Did you say three million?
- Yes. Per day.

Perhaps doubling production...

The deficit would become six million.

- Six millions ?
- Yes.

- Who is the idiot who made this production plan? - You.

- You signed it!
- Me? - Yes.

Is there no way out of this situation?

Stop munching on that candy!

I would say no.
Production costs are high...

...and if we increase sales prices,
the advantage over the competition disappears.

- And you announced the price publicly in his speech...
- Yes, I know.

I wanted to think about this a bit.

Thank you. That's enough, go ahead.

- Can I have another candy?
- Keep the whole box.

- They are very good. Where do you get them?
- I don't know, the lawyer gets them.

Thank you.

Your factory was born to be sold to the competitors...

..not to produce.
- Do the competitors know?

- Right.
- But they buy it anyway? - Yes.

- Why ? - If you start producing Piper Cola
for two months...

..you ruin the market, you force them
to lower the price...

..and they suffer greater damage than
if they bought the factory.

- Understood ?
- Well...

- Do you want something?
- Yes, what ?

- Whisky, cognac, champagne ?
- Champagne.

- You, sir?
- Champagne too.

- Do you also want some cigarettes?
- And.

- What type of cigarettes do you prefer?
- Soft Marlboros.

- You, sir?
- Soft too.

Please fasten your seatbelts and do not smoke.

Passengers for the helicopter.

- Did you rent the helicopter?
- Yes. - Follow me. - Let's go.

- Thank you.
- Salve.

Goodbye.

- A good contract!
- Congratulations !

- Congratulations ! - Well done !
- Congratulations.

- Thank you. - It was a pleasure.
- It's a good deal!

I drink whisky.

A phone call for Mr. Calaghan.

- Mr. Calaghan !
- Do you want some chicken? - Yes.

Two portions of chicken.

Hello how are you ?

- Whisky, per favore. Whisky ?
- Yes, two.

- Done.
- And the money?

In Milan at the signing of the contract.

- Did we make this trip for a handshake? - Why not ?

Salve !

I need to go somewhere, what can I do?

Be accompanied by the hostess,
it is rented with the apartment.

- Which ? - The beautiful girl
at the bottom. Turn to her.

Excuse me, I need the toilet.

Come with me.

Excuse me.

Do you forgive me. Come with me.

- The toilet is there.
- Thank you.

If you're hot, you can take off your jacket.

Make yourself at home.
With me too !

Actually... it's a bit confusing at my house.

Don't you get along with your wife?

We have some difficulty communicating.

I understand.
Have you gone to the psychoanalyst?

No.

- Can I take this off too?
- Sure !

Yes Dear...
Your wife Mary is on the phone.

Are not you ashamed ? You've been married
for a few days and already...

- Don't think about anything else!
- At least let me think about it!

You don't deserve a wife like Mary!
Would you like her to go with someone else?

- Mary does. - I'm not someone else.
You and I are the same person.

You took my place in prison and
I take your place with Mary.

Go talk to your wife.

Soon ? Soon ?

If you're hot,
you can take off your jacket.

Pronto, Mary ?

No, I'm talking.
You cut me off!

She will call back.

Lawyer !
At least give me back my vest!

Oscar, you've changed
home. - Thank you, lawyer.

Now you live
in Via Mirko 11, on the fourth floor.

- Did I also change the servitude?
- The driver-butler is the same.

"Good heavens" ! Sorry, lawyer!

- What is the number 11?
- There he is.

- Welcome back, Mr. Oscar.
- Where's Mary? - In the living room. - I go.

Mary! My love !

Oscar!

- Do you like the new house?
- Yes.

But I really liked the other one too.

There's a difference:
the palace is all yours.

- Which building?
- This.

Where did I get the money
to buy it?

You sold the factory
of Piper Cola.

- I know. But we haven't seen the money yet.
- You'll see them tomorrow.

You should be happy, darling,
everyone envies us.

- Spend ?
- I would not know...

Are you coming for a drink with us?

- Are you staying here too?
- It's natural !

- It really isn't.
- Let's go. Come, dear.

Octavio,
chill the champagne.

- Please, not in front of him.
- Oscar is one of the family!

- Where is my room?
I would like to wash myself. - Mr. Oscar!

- His room is this way.
Please. - Thank you.

Come in.

Come, Oscar, let's toast the new house.

> Darling!
- Yes Dear ?

I didn't think having a house
and a husband would be so good.

We have been lucky.

- The credit also goes to Oscar.
- Naturally !

- Cheers.
- To your health, dear.

Cheers.

In New York Oscar was about to betray you.

- Luckily I was there!
- Oscar, look at me! It is true ?

- Yes, but I didn't.
- I wouldn't stand it!

Do we want to put things right?
Can I ?

I didn't cheat on you, but he did!

- Who cares ? You are my husband!
- He's right!

- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Cheers.

What a spy!

It's late.

We made a toast, now let's go to bed.

Lawyer, let's all stay together a little longer.

I like this family atmosphere.

I don't want to go to bed right away.

- Just a little. Give me another drink.
- Sure. - Thank you.

- To your health.
- To your ! - And to mine!

I wanted to talk to you about Mary.

I'm very much obliged to you.
If I have something, the credit is all yours.

But I spent three years in prison.

- What ?
- It was unfortunate.

I know, I realize it.
I didn't mean to criticize, on the contrary!

If I had been behind the wheel
on the day of the accident...

..I would have gone to jail anyway!

And what's more, I would have those poor
15 Chinese on my conscience.

- Oscar, O Chi Min.
- Mary !

I don't like the Mary thing.

I know many men give up their beautiful
wives to advance their careers...

..but the opposite happened to me.

You didn't give me Mary, I earned her!

Isn't that so, lawyer?
Can you hear me?

- I'm talking to you! Can you hear me?
- Yes. - Sorry.

Now I'm in love with Mary...

..and I don't want to go with another woman.

So we need to find a solution...

..a compromise.

- Are you sleeping?
- Yes. I gave him the sleeping pill.

Shh! Did he really fall asleep?

Try calling him.

Lawyer ! Lawyer !

No, it's too slow!

Lawyer !

- What's up ?
- Nothing, you were asleep.

Of course, he doesn't go away!
How should I tell you?

You are also indelicate.
Go to bed.

I understood what you said, I'm not an imbecile.

Try turning a blind eye.

Try. Here you are !

You close it very well! Instead I always
have to keep my eyes open.

- Excuse me, have we also sold the offices?
- No, the headquarters remains with us.

- We only sold the factory. - Fortunately !

This year there is a splendid spring.

- In Italy there is always.
- In Italy it is always spring!

Two million dollars.
How much is it in Italian lire?

One billion and 250 million.

- The contract.
- Yes please.

- You got a good deal.
- Yes.

- Wait.
- Bye-bye.

- Nice picture. What is his name ?
- Modesty. - So long!

Ready? Lawyer ?

Yes, I just cashed the check.
I'll put it in the safe right away.

> Help! Help !

Fire extinguisher.

My poor tie!

Close the bottle.

Well done, Oscar! How did you come up
with the idea of locking yourself in there?

- The check... Oh God! I lost it.
- I have it, don't worry.

You're a mess !

Haven't found one you like?

They're all beautiful...

..but I can't decide.

Okay, let's go by elimination.

- Do you want it striped, polka dot or plain?
- Can make a phone call ?

At the cash desk.

- The phone ? - Here you are.
- Thank you.

Hello, lawyer?

I don't know what's wrong with me,
but I can't decide.

> Which dress should you wear it over?
- On grey. > Red.

- As I thought. Striped or dots? > Striped.

Precisely ! Thanks, have a good trip.
I'm staying in the office tonight.

- Red striped.
- This ? - Perfect.

Balloons!

- Is this the Royal Park?
- Yes! - Thank you!

- Hi. - Hi. I'm so scared.
- No, the lawyer has left.

- Who knows what you will think of me!
- After all, you are my wife!

- Can I see ?
- Yes, yes, please.

- Do you like children ?
- So much.

-How could we have it?
- Already !

- The balloons !
- Do you want some? - Two.

200.

- Do you have money?
- Second.

- Here you are.
- Thank you.

- Why two?
- They fly better.

Where are you ? There you are!

So I left...
Oh God, Facchetti!

Accountant Pettini! How is it going ?

- I can see you're very well! Let me introduce you to my wife.
- Pleasure. - Pleasure.

My wife.

The lawyer still has
cold feet?

I do not know,
I'm much shorter than him.

- I'd like to say a word to you.
- Sorry, dear. - Excuse me.

Don't tell the lawyer you saw me with my wife.

Don't worry, I'm not snitching,
even if I don't approve!

Thank you.

Listen to me, enjoy it while you can!

Let's remove the disturbance. Let's not
fold our hands, it's bad luck!

- Goodbye. - Regards to the lawyer.
- Thank you. - Bye.

- I'm running away.
- Give it a go !

- The waiter ? - He's on leave.
He was going to visit his mother.

- Are you sure ? - Yes.
- So what are we waiting for?

Finally we can make love!

What a mess !

I won't let you suspect my CEO.

He risked losing his life under the rubble.

Good morning.

- Do they suspect me?
- Certain ! And they are right!

You have insured the building for double its value.

I ? But do they pay the same?

LLoyd's of London also provides insurance.
They will pay.

- Then I'll make money!
- You'll collect two and a half billion.

Very good ! Then listen

Can you advance me 10,000 for small expenses?

What do you need the money for?
You have the credit card.

- You can buy whatever you want.
- I know but...

..I would like to have
at least 1,000 lire in your pocket.

I'd rather you ask for a million.
The 1,000 lire make up the billions!

Now I have two and a half billion.

You've already invested them.

- Where ?
- There !

A ship ?

My building blew up,
where will I live?

You write.

Via dei Lillà 105.
Mary's taking care of it.

Give me the police number.

Oscar! Do you like the new house?

- I don't like the people who hang out there.
- What do you mean ?

- Lawyer, do you trust Mary?
- Sure.

- Do you think she is faithful to you?
- Certain. She's faithful to you too!

Then prepare to receive some bad news.

Mary cheats on me.

Me or us?

Us.

I told her to study English.

"Good morning, Oscar.
How are you ?"

"Thank you very much."
Thank you.

"Hallo, darling."

Why he can come in whenever he wants
and not me?

Because I can trust him!

You don't have to doubt her.

She is faithful,
she will never betray you!

Hello? Police? Cancellation!

- Police. Mr. Oscar Pettini?
- He's there.

- In the room ? - Excuse me ?
- The room !

- Let's go.
- One moment !

- No, wait, there must be a misunderstanding. - Open up!

- There's a misunderstanding!
- Police.

- Are they the adulterers?
- No. - You're not the husband?

- Yes.
- And who is he?

He's the lawyer, a friend of mine.

- But she's your wife?
- Yes, yes.

If she is your wife and he is your friend,
this is adultery!

Yes... I mean, no,
the adulterer had to be someone else...

- Do you understand?
- Not very much.

One moment.

- What is your name ? - Hamilcare Navarro.
- Grade? - Deputy Commissioner.

Bravo.
I'll try to do something for you.

You did it on your own and look what you did!

You were not born to make decisions!
You have to leave it to me.

What a situation you put Mary to!
Send her some flowers in my name...

..and apologize to her on your behalf.

Straight to my wife's house.

- Go ahead. - All right.
- Come, Oscar.

- You stay here, you never know!
- May God help you.

When mother encountered father with a waitress, she bit his nose

Oh!

Courage !

I wanted to pick up the ear, but my wife
threw it out the window.

We have four dogs in the garden!

Loose!

Lawyer ! She could have cut off your dick.

- What ? - Luckily she only cut off your ear.

Do you know that your ears look like mine?

What is you're thinking about?

- Nothing.
- No, you were thinking of something.

No no.

The operation was a perfect success.

Excuse me, professor, talk to me from the other side.

I congratulate you, professor.

It's a good job.

- Mom, look, that gentleman has a new ear. - You come.

- Engineer, I congratulate you very much. - Thank you.

If only my father were still there!

Poor man!
He wanted me to study.

An engineering degree is a great satisfaction.

But I would also have liked to become a lawyer.

If you have designed a ship,
you couldn't help but be an engineer.

Right.

Your project is bold and ingenious.

You invented a ship made with glue welding...

..instead of the usual nailing system.

You will save 60 percent of costs.

- I had it registered in your name.
- So no one will get the idea from me.

- It's my idea, right?
- Do not you remember ?

I remember well, but sometimes
it all seems like a dream.

But, thanks to you, it's all true!

My ear suits you very well.

Thanks, Oscar. Thank you.

Thank you.

Engineers, technicians, employees,
workers, workers, comrades...

After a year of hard work...

..of intense research, sometimes even fruitless...

..finally today I am proud to present to you...

Dying for the interests of the people carries
more weight than Mount Taishan...

..but dying for exploiters and oppressors
is less than a feather.

I am proud to present this ship to you...

...which implements bold technological innovations...

...and a harmonious structuring of economic
and political tensions...

..which refuses to serve man for exploitation...

..but it makes it the end of a civilization process...

..for the achievement of higher and spiritual values.

Workers, managers, workers...

..the Mary P. is your ship...

The capital and the glue welding patent are mine...

..which replaces the antiquated procedures...

...and opens new horizons to naval technology.

Today the Mary P. takes to the water...

..to bring
in all the seas of the world...

..a new testimony to our shipbuilding supremacy.

God bless this ship, Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

100,000 tons of tonnage for 10 billion lire.

It costs 100 lire per kilo, less than potatoes!

He is responsible!

What do you do ?
Do you want to swim abroad?

- I can not swim.
- At that time ?

I wanted to die! I can't survive the shame.

My beautiful ship has sunk.
I had looked after her with so much love!

Furthermore there is the maritime tradition..

..the commander sinks with his ship.

The commander yes,
but not the owner!

- Get on board and don't do anything stupid!
- You let me die.

Wait ! You are selfish.

Don't you think about your poor wife
who would be left alone and abandoned?

- She would be left in poverty.
- Don't I have the life insurance?

- Yes, but it doesn't pay in case of suicide.
- I didn't know it.

A little gratitude for me after the help I gave you!

Don't you think I could still need you?

That's why I wanted to kill myself,
I deeply disappointed you!

The ship was insured!
We won't lose money.

On the contrary !

Why are the police coming?

Seven crew members are safe, but three are not.

But it's just manslaughter...

..they will give you a maximum of 7 years
which I will manage to reduce to 3!

Come.

Hurry! Come closer!

Grab him!

- Lawyer, I didn't do it on purpose.
- I know !

Bye.

Stay in line.

- Engineer, there's a phone call.
- Who wants me ?

- Hello? Who's talking ?
- It's me ! - Good morning.

- How are you ? - Well.
- The air is good there. - In short.

We were passing by here by chance.
If you look out, we say hello.

Thank you. But I think the telephone cord
doesn't reach the window.

I come to the window, but don't hang up.
Thank you.

- Lawyer ? - I called you to give you some good news.

- It will make you happy. - Really ?
- You're about to become a dad!

- Really ?
- Yes.

It's really true, Oscar!

- Congratulations ! - Thank you.
- You have to find a name.

Giulio ! We could call him Giulio like you.

Take care of Mary.

The boat could hurt her.

Send me some photographs of your cruise...

..so I'll feel like I'm with you. - Sure !

- Oscar !
- Mary, darling! It's you ?

Don't worry, I'm fine.
I don't miss anything.

Here is everything.

I love you, Mary.
Think of me sometimes.

I'm designing a new ship.
I have big things in mind.

Now I have to think about my son.

I found a solution: when I go out I get a driver too!

So, if an accident happens, he goes to jail!

So the three of us will be together:
you, me and the baby.