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EUROPEAN COUNCIL, 10:54 AM
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Do you remember the
cool French journalist Léa,
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who interviewed the Chancellor?
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Yes.
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She does this one
Podcast about journalism.
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I suggested to her
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that I talk about my
career on your podcast,
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and her in mine
Podcast about her career.
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And then we'll do some
kind of crossover podcast,
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in which we discuss like
it was in the podcasts.
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That would be funny.
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What are you doing?
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I compare them Final
drafts of the summit.
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Oh God, why are you
wasting time on this?
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My interview with the
French ambassador
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becomes the most important
be the result of the summit.
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No, the final declaration will be the
most important result of the EU summit.
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- What time is it now?
- Eleven.
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24 hours left, phew.
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Oh man.
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That doesn't work, even if they work
for the President of the Commission.
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You are not a clown and not a toy,
that you exchange for a nicer one.
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They give you the wrong one
ID card and a useless phone.
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They're kidding you!
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I'm not a toy, okay?
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- Very good.
- I'm a real boy!
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Even. I thought we weren't
using your expertise properly.
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- What does he say, Samy?
- Exactly.
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- What? Don't put up with anything!
- That means?
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Catherine and I offer
you the leadership
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a technical committee
of the 27 Member States.
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No, I'm working on
Valentine's project.
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Even. You also have
the opportunity to
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the states against your agency
to introduce environmental crime.
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Should I present the project
to a technical committee?
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- There's something wrong there.
- No, quite the opposite.
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Everything is decided there.
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Do you think the crowned heads
make the decisions? Of course not!
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The topics are far too complex.
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The decision is made
here at the technical level.
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That's why it's
called a technocracy.
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Yes, sure.
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Do you want to chair the
committee or just be an observer?
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No, I can take over if you wish.
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- Wonderful.
- No thing.
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Mr. Ambassador, you will
find the similarities in my report
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between the final declaration
and the IPCC report.
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Legally speaking
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are the effects on that
Competition law is complicated.
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- There is a note about this on page 12.
- Thank you, Felix. That wasn't necessary.
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I prefer to rely on my memory
rather than notes in negotiations.
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I have the last one
IPCC report memorized.
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- By rote? The whole report?
- This is easier than you think.
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Only about 60 percent
is changed each time.
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You just have to be careful
and not mix up the versions.
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- Naturally.
- France has only one main concern.
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The interests of the industry.
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- Yes too...
- Nuclear power.
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France must with its Vision
of a CO2-free economy
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convince his neighbors.
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Yes, absolutely, but most importantly,
that the Germans think we're great.
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It's tedious, but
that's how it is.
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You've probably noticed
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that the Chancellor and the
President are not exactly great friends.
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Normally we
ambassadors iron this out,
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but my German My
colleague hates me.
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Apparently I'm arrogant.
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In short, the German-French
one Couple no longer fucks.
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People give each other the
cold shoulder at every level.
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That's why you're here.
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Here, this is your
German counterpart.
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The communication channels
at higher levels are clogged.
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That's why we put
everything on them.
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Wait a moment. you
want, that I hit on her?
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That's exactly why you're here.
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I thought because of mine
Diploma thesis on EU competition law
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in relation to
Environmental problem.
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No, because of your looks.
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You are the last person in your
class at ENA who still has hair.
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Congratulations.
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Hello, are you also
from the Commission?
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Council Secretariat. We
support the committee chair.
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Good. I am the
chairman, so I preside.
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No initiative, please.
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Hello everyone. We can start.
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I have prepared an agenda.
Item 1: Chairman's announcement.
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Hello everyone, it's me
Honor to lead this committee.
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We will definitely
work together smoothly.
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Let's carry on. Point 2:
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The suggestion of
Commissioner Valentine Cantel
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for an EU agency against
environmental crimes.
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As you know, will Environmental
crime on land and at sea
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not sufficiently combated.
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Every year 60 percent...
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You have the documents,
please read them carefully.
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We would like to comment on this topic
Listen to the views of Member States.
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First...
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Cyprus.
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Cyprus, okay. According
to the alphabet?
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- According to the protocol.
- According to the protocol. Clear.
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So, Cyprus.
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I would like to thank the Commission
for organizing this meeting.
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Gladly. It is our pleasure.
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They just thank you formally.
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Understood. Please.
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The Republic of Cyprus wishes
to insist at this meeting that
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that halloumi cheese is listed as a
protected geographical indication,
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to illegal imports of
"Turkish halloumi".
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Thank you for Your attention.
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Okay, thank you. No opinion on
Agency against environmental crime?
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- No.
- Okay.
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What about Hungary?
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Hungary's position is,
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that marriage is a union
between a man and a woman.
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We reject any gendering
in the final declaration.
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What exactly are you opposed to?
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The halloumi or the agency
against environmental crime?
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Both.
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Annika. Welcome!
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I was so free and ordered food,
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so that we are here instead of in the
terrible one can have lunch in the canteen.
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So, I am Felix. Very pleased.
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Do you like French cuisine?
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A real German doesn't
like French people,
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but he likes to
drink their wines.
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I've been suffering from
extreme constipation for days.
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My second brain hasn't
been working for days.
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Also, I don't eat
dairy products.
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Unfortunately I
don't speak German.
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I only have this Goethe
quote memorized.
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Then we don't talk
German. English is good.
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...an intangible one
World Heritage Site.
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OK...
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- What is that?
- Euro Bingo.
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Look.
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The Estonian will request anti-aircraft
missiles for the border with Russia,
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the Irish woman
Address corporate tax
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and the Maltese online casinos.
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And the Belgian?
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It's difficult with
the Belgians.
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They don't have a
government in the true sense,
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so you never know with them.
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Belgium? Please
stick to the agenda.
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Thanks.
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Belgium wants that
Start EU MARS project.
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The European macro-assistance
for recycling-friendly schools.
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We were concerned that Acronym
raises too high expectations.
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OK...
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So this is where they end
up Projects that no one wants.
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Not necessarily. This is where the
projects end up that no one cares about.
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Projects that nobody
wants go to Parliament.
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The landfills are overflowing,
the seas are polluted,
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and the natural ones
Resources are exploited.
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I'm going to the toilet.
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- Rose?
- Yes.
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- Password?
- 1066.
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OK. Come in.
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- Oh my God.
- Fast. Did no one follow you?
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- No. Do you want to have sex here?
- What? No!
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I wanted to talk about my planned
agency against environmental crimes.
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- Oh right.
- Yes.
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I don't think anyone is against it,
it's just that everyone doesn't care.
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- Really?
- Yes. No...
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It's 12:30 p.m. I
had too much coffee.
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- Let's have sex.
- On the toilet?
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- Yes.
- Never.
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- What?
- No.
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- Really now?
- Rose, I was thinking...
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Wait. Just stay here.
What are you doing?
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I figured I just needed
a catchy acronym,
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that I leak to the press.
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I thought about SHARK.
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That shark thing again?
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Yes, but SHARK as in S.H.A.R.K.
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That's the name of the agency
against environmental crimes.
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It is also one
Allusion to my vita.
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- People might like this.
- Which one?
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Just the people.
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Why is it an acronym? What
does this acronym stand for?
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The special... I don't
have anything for H yet.
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Anti... R...
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Club? Clan? With a K, logically.
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Like the Ku Klux Klan? But
for a good cause. It's clear.
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That's no problem. I have
the acronym, that's good.
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I think you should have
one Make a podcast about it.
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So that the people here
Finally take the agency seriously
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and include it in
the final declaration.
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Then you and I helped
shape the results.
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What do you think of it?
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I even have an overview
with facts and figures.
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That would be a
great one Leak. A hit.
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Now that doesn't
mean to sound mean.
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But that sounds like he's
desperate A bureaucrat's attempt
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to make his project look sexy, even
though it has no relevant content.
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And wasn't that mean?
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We will achieve great things
together. I have a big appetite.
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Is in the asparagus
Vinaigrette Gluten in it?
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- No idea. Probably not.
- You didn't ask?
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No.
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It's okay. I take my own food.
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Don't worry.
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It's just that everything is
kind of blocked right now.
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That scares me.
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Nothing gets through.
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I know the ambassador told me.
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Really? He knows?
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Yes. He has exactly the same
one Diagnosis. Me too, by the way.
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And what is your approach?
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Well, we are here,
to discuss this.
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Apparently.
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For me this is nothing new.
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It could also be psychological.
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Things like that
always happen, right?
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It's great that I can
talk to someone about it.
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Absolutely. I'm here,
so that it slips again.
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So, bon appetit.
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Thanks.
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- What did you talk about?
- Damned!
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What is? Are you
from the Stasi or what?
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The joke was offensive
and not even accurate.
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The Stasi was in East Germany.
Poland had the secret police UB.
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Why are you spying on us?
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I don't want Rose to
do too much on her own.
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What was it about?
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Nothing, I just introduced
her to the BRIC.
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What?
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The Bureau of Redress for
Intra-European Environmental Crime".
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The BRIC.
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You know that acronym
BRIC is already taken, right?
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- Really?
- The Union of Emerging Countries?
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Brazil, Russia, India, China?
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Damned.
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Anyway, what exactly is it about? Do
you have an overview? Facts? Pay?
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Yes.
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It's some kind of office to
enforce EU law at the federal level?
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It's a Federal Bureau.
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That sounds even better.
This will be the European FBI!
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- This is going to be a big deal.
- Not so loud, damn it!
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FBI!
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Are government leaders discussing
the creation of a European FBI?
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- No.
- Yes, actually.
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It's the federal one
Commission investigative unit
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for environmental crimes and
the Legal system of the oceans...
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Is it a first step towards the
creation of a United States of Europe?
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Yes, that is the first step.
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The first step of many. We
have a lot of work ahead of us.
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We are currently
working on the logo.
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I thought of a sheriff's star.
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- A sheriff star?
- Yes.
250
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- Or a cool animal.
- What kind?
251
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Maybe... a piranha.
252
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Piranhas are not sea creatures.
253
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So, you know, the ocean
is just the first step for us.
254
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Wow, that's a huge deal.
255
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,520
Yes, that's a huge deal.
256
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A huge thing. Any questions?
257
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Who runs it?
258
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,000
How am I supposed to know
the legal basis of this FBI?
259
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,840
The stupid idea must
have come from the French!
260
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EURO FBI!
261
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EURO-FBI, shark fin down!
262
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,840
For the Germans it is
Psychological blockage.
263
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:13,440
She spoke of a traffic jam,
264
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,799
probably as an allusion to
that Debate on budget rules.
265
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,640
She says a change
could solve the problem.
266
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,039
That opens the door for one
Reform of the Stability Pact.
267
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,759
You're probably serious.
268
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,040
- May I see your notes?
- Gladly.
269
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,280
"The worst thing
is the gas problem."
270
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,600
You still have one
Power supply problem.
271
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,760
"We Germans are attached to
this Not used to this kind of food."
272
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,360
This is the demand for transparency in
the legislative process. You know that.
273
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,800
"If it's clogged, it's clogged."
274
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,880
I'm not sure, but it could
be a reference to Hungary.
275
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,040
She talks about her digestion.
276
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,600
Does she have a second
one? Brain” mentioned?
277
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,160
Yes, several times.
278
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,400
I thought it was
about a secret project,
279
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,400
to reduce the technical
power of the Commission.
280
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,960
No, it's about her
small intestine.
281
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,080
These are not metaphors.
She talks about her digestion.
282
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,200
The Germans are
obsessed with the intestines.
283
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,080
In their folk tales,
goblins shit gold.
284
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,720
And then there's Mozart and
his famous "Lick me in the ass."
285
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,080
"Lick my ass", a
six-part canon in B major.
286
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,440
But Mozart was Austrian.
287
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,960
Don't be petty, Félix.
288
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,520
Hui on the outside,
yuck on the inside,
289
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,720
Container clean, contents dirty.
290
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,040
This contradiction also explains
their relationship to money.
291
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,040
Read Freud instead of Weber.
292
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,080
Saving makes just as much
difference Fun like anal restraint.
293
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,000
So it's on the news, which she
has been sending me ever since...
294
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,480
Show me here.
295
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,520
This is really good!
296
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,480
Maintain these
Relationship, Felix!
297
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,400
France is proud of you, my boy!
298
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,440
According to the article, the
information comes from the commission.
299
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,840
Catherine says that
President is totally angry.
300
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,600
They assume it came from us.
301
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,400
Does the Council Chairman
want to thwart us with this?
302
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,640
This is way too
sophisticated for her.
303
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:31,400
Nobody on our team is that stupid to
spread such an idea without checking it.
304
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,720
No, impossible. I have him
for Committee chairman made.
305
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,280
He is busy there for at
least five to six hours.
306
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,480
Even he wouldn't do
something so stupid.
307
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,520
So, at the top it would
say “FBI” in big letters
308
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,360
and below, slightly
smaller, "Europe".
309
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,640
Yes, you still have to
be able to read Europe.
310
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,600
And where will they
be? Caps made?
311
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,320
Moldova? Yes, that is one
Candidate for accession, that's okay.
312
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,160
No, nothing. Make Do you
also like bomber jackets?
313
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,040
Bomber jackets. Excuse me.
314
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,720
Yes, with "FBI" and
"Europe" on the back.
315
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,440
Everything okay? I'm busy.
316
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,080
Super. Do you have any
other merchandising products?
317
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,160
The project does not exist.
318
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,200
It's just the imagination
of an administrator,
319
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,720
who has exceeded his authority.
320
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,840
Were you put under pressure?
321
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,040
No.
322
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:42,120
I mean, pressure does
play a role in my job.
323
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,840
- Who is putting pressure on you?
- Are some heads of state afraid?
324
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,360
- No comment.
- Then you are a whistleblower?
325
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,280
So, you can look
at it that way, yes.
326
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,560
But not in this case. No.
327
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,560
Yes or No: Were you
forced into this denial?
328
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,600
Well, actually...
329
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,400
- It's complicated.
- Damned.
330
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,240
Samy, come here!
331
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,520
It didn't go as planned.
332
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,760
I couldn't lie,
purely ethically...
333
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,360
- What is that?
- Your floater for the 9th floor.
334
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,440
- Great.
- There's Catherine's office.
335
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,760
- Catherine? She wants to see me?
- Oh yes.
336
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,160
- How about a video conference?
- Sure, of course.
337
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,680
Hello, this is Magda
for "Get to know the EU".
338
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,960
It's time we got to
know each other,
339
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,360
with a special story from
the European Council.
340
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,160
A European FBI story.
341
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,720
My crossover podcast
is not happening.
342
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,120
That's great, now I have it Time
for the live GTK. What's going on?
343
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,600
- What happened?
- My French is too bad.
344
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,000
They have interpreters only for guests
like Michelle Obama or Jacinda Ardern.
345
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,000
- Whatever that means.
- It's clear what that means.
346
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,080
So where are we?
347
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,640
Yes, the story about
the European FBI. Cool.
348
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,280
Well done, Magda.
349
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,000
Oh, sorry.
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