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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,509 Geoff. 4 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:50,917 (SOBBING) 5 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:00,693 Geoff. 6 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:14,274 (SIGHS) 7 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,809 Geoff! 8 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:34,027 DANNI: That's me, Danni Sposato. 9 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:39,265 You know, people say your wedding is supposed to be the happiest day of your life. 10 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,667 I'm not so sure. 11 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:06,659 (WOMAN SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 12 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:17,470 Sweetheart, you're gonna... You need to use more. Just a little more flour next time. 13 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,140 All right, Mom. More flour. 14 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,075 Good. Good. Good. Good. 15 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,312 God, I can't believe I'm getting married. 16 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,347 (CHUCKLING) 17 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,117 I remember the first time I met Geoff. 18 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:37,757 I went to early mass one Sunday and there he was. 19 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:40,326 And he was just so... 20 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,764 So into it, and he looked so sweet and... I just about died. 21 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,900 I don't know... 22 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,569 Do you remember the first time I brought him home to meet you? 23 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,271 I do. I remember him. 24 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:55,041 You remember. Do you remember, Grandma? 25 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:59,012 Danni is asking you, do you remember? 26 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,113 Do you remember Geoffrey? 27 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,082 Yeah. 28 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,919 With the bad breath. 29 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:09,722 You know, Grandma, I'm marrying Geoff in three days. 30 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,524 Bad breath and all. 31 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:14,761 Well, that's a heck of a lot of work. 32 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,200 Does he have good hands? 33 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,970 You can always tell a man by his hands. 34 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:30,243 Breath you can fix, but hands you can't. 35 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:33,279 Your grandpa has beautiful hands. 36 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,381 I hope that your sisters are gonna eat this pasta. 37 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,917 It's gonna be perfect, Mom. Come on. 38 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:46,492 DANNI: Growing up, my older sister Niki was the smart one. 39 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:51,731 She got straight A's and was the class valedictorian, which got her into Harvard. 40 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:55,001 And on top of that, Niki was also beautiful. 41 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,437 Oh, and talented. 42 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,910 Then there was Chrissy. 43 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,279 Chrissy was always getting into trouble. 44 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,648 Maybe she just wanted to be different from Niki. 45 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:11,250 She was always skipping school, or, when she went, 46 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,253 she'd end up in the principal's office. 47 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,421 Mom and Dad were constantly at the school 48 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,458 to talk about her bad grades and her bad behavior. 49 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,265 And then there was my youngest sister, Toni. 50 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,767 By the time she was 10, Toni realized 51 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,637 she had to outdo Chrissy as the family rebel, 52 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,472 so she started her own rock band. 53 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,040 Bite me! 54 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:37,877 Toni would belt out Joan Jett and Hole in our living room, 55 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:42,849 turning her amp up really high so we were all sure to hear her. 56 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:47,487 I don't know, maybe we all spent those years just struggling to be heard. 57 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,123 (ITALIAN SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) 58 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,258 (SINGING IN ITALIAN) 59 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,335 Hey, Santo! Santo! 60 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:04,570 (SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 61 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:06,673 What, Pop? 62 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,509 This need more shit. 63 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,780 (MUSIC BLARING ON CAR STEREO) 64 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,051 What did you do, go and get a Buick? 65 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,987 Hi. 66 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:24,023 It's your granddaughter. Your granddaughter. Chrissy. 67 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,358 It's my granddaughter! 68 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,195 Hey, Chrissy! 69 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,664 Hi, cutie. 70 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,499 Oh, my God! Hi, Chrissy! 71 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,435 How you doing? 72 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,570 Geoff. Hey. 73 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,772 I'm good. How's my dad been treating you? 74 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:40,873 It's okay at the store? 75 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,042 Yeah, things are good. He's getting old, you know. 76 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,712 Holy shit, is that real? 77 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,915 Oh, my God, it's beautiful! 78 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:51,584 Not as beautiful as the one that's wearing it. 79 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,219 Thanks, Daddy. 80 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:56,723 SANTO: Who's that? 81 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:01,294 Wonder Woman. Who do you think? 82 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:04,030 Chrissy. Chrissy... Chrissy, it's your... 83 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:05,064 (SQUEALING) 84 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,533 Niki! Oh, my God! 85 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,069 God, you're skinny! 86 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,305 You're skinnier than you are on TV. 87 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:14,540 It's 'cause the camera adds 10 pounds. 88 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,610 Hello. Everybody, this is Marty, my manager. 89 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:18,978 Hello, family. 90 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,997 Hey, guys, it's the Sposato Family Special! 91 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,667 With Ma's homemade sausage gravy. 92 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,004 Danni, you're really going all-out here. 93 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,106 Yeah, we spent all day slaving over this. 94 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,442 Everyone help yourself. Look at this. Plus the band. 95 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:52,945 What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? 96 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,747 Danni, why don't you help me in the kitchen? 97 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,084 Mom, what do I keep telling you about the women-waiting- on-the-men thing around here? 98 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,585 I got it. 99 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:00,887 Thank you, Geoff. 100 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,690 Okay. What? 101 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:07,193 Oh! Okay, an Italian mother says, 102 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:09,762 "If you don't eat your food, I'll kill you," 103 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:13,466 and a Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat your food, I'll kill myself." 104 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,068 (ALL LAUGHING) 105 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,174 Nicoletta, you have a boyfriend? 106 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:22,842 SANTO: Mama... 107 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,311 That's Christina. Chrissy. 108 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,779 Oh. Yeah. 109 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,848 I got the baccala and nuts. 110 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,616 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 111 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:34,086 And... I got the smelts. 112 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,123 What's smelts? 113 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,425 Oh. Try one. They're great. 114 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,762 Okay. 115 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,664 (ALL LAUGHING) 116 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:48,668 (STAMMERS) Do you got a boyfriend or don't you? 117 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,703 No, Grandma. I do not have a boyfriend. 118 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:51,771 Really? 119 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:56,576 That one... She got a boyfriend there. 120 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,680 And Danni. Danni found a love, too. 121 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,048 Yeah. 122 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:04,650 Well, I have more important things to worry about, okay? 123 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:05,885 Like a company to run. 124 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,821 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 125 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,991 Why is he talking in Italian? 126 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:14,861 We're in America now, don't you know that? 127 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:20,333 Okay. Danni, you're gonna say grace. 128 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:23,836 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 129 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:29,075 Well, I guess I just wanna say 130 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,544 how much it means to me to have you guys here. 131 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:34,614 And I couldn't get married without you. 132 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,450 I just hope Toni gets here soon. 133 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:42,521 I'm really excited to hang out with you and spend time with you. 134 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:47,960 And it means the world to me for you to get to know Geoff better. 135 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,564 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 136 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,734 And thank you, Lord, for this home-cooked meal. 137 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:57,036 Maybe it's God calling you back, right? 138 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,239 MARTY: Hello? No, no, no. Not Long Island, Rhode Island. 139 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:06,145 Yeah, where the guy spent half his term taking bribes and half giving them. 140 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:09,081 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 141 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:14,153 Look, I'm in the middle of an intimate family dinner here. 142 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,822 Who's he talking to? 143 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,624 Mama, that's California. 144 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,394 California! Madonna mia. 145 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:24,463 Grandma, remember Niki's an actress. 146 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,798 She's on the television. 147 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,134 Oh... 148 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,002 So, Nik, how'd you get on Pacific Black? 149 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,306 Oh, um... 150 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,975 Well, it started a few weeks after I met Marty. 151 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,678 He became my manager, and he's the best. 152 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:41,247 And he got me in to read for the casting director. 153 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,350 There were, like, 1,500 girls up for the role. 154 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,752 So, um, I kept going back in. 155 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,088 I kind of had an edge because they wanted somebody who was smart. 156 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:54,093 I'm happy to see you're taking advantage of your 120K Harvard education, Niki. 157 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,828 CHRISSY: Very impressive. Guess who's here... 158 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,465 (MOTORCYCLE ACCELERATING) I, um... 159 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:03,302 I went in and I had to read in front of 10 producers and all the network executives, 160 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,771 so it was this room just filled with pressure. 161 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,173 You got it, though. 162 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,675 So, you guys are gonna stay at my new place in Watch Hill, right? 163 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,610 I don't... Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 164 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,779 What are you gonna do with two houses anyway? 165 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:17,483 One's an apartment, Mom. And we can't exactly all stay here. 166 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:18,951 Why? What's the matter with here? 167 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,053 Hi! ALL: Toni! 168 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:26,292 Everybody, I want you to meet my friend Amy. 169 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,593 ALL: Hi, Amy. 170 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,173 Who's that little boy? 171 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,075 His name's Amy, Grandma. 172 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,877 Hi, Nik. I don't know you. 173 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,215 Hi. It's nice to meet you. 174 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,650 (WHISPERS) Is your sister a lesbian? 175 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,151 I think so. Yeah. 176 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,320 Hi, Grandma. Hello, sweetie. 177 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,322 How are you? I'm bene. 178 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,990 SANTO: It's good of you to show up. 179 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,559 TONI: With so many groupies, we couldn't get away, you know. 180 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,532 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 181 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,045 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 182 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,112 ALL: Salute. 183 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,882 (PIANO PLAYING) 184 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,285 (SINGING IN ITALIAN) 185 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:51,944 (ALL SINGING) 186 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,258 (PLAYING PIANO OFF TUNE) 187 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,965 (PIANO THUNDERING) 188 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,845 You're a goddamn disgrace, you know that? 189 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,146 I'm not your little kid anymore... 190 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,081 Get out. Get out. ...you can push around whenever you want. 191 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,350 Come back when you have some respect, okay? 192 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,457 TONI: Amy, let's go. 193 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,364 Um, it was really nice meeting you guys. 194 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,237 Welcome home. 195 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,047 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 196 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,364 (HONKING) 197 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,806 Hi, sweetie. Good morning. 198 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,576 Good morning. How are you feeling after last night? 199 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:31,911 Dad's never gonna change, is he? 200 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:34,346 He's just excited to see everyone, that's all. 201 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,348 Wait, hold on. My baby's coming with. 202 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,218 What happened to our binding time? 203 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,086 You mean our bonding... Whatever. 204 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:46,192 I want you to get to know Marty. He's really important to me. 205 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,993 (GRUNTS) 206 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,161 Good morning, Marty. 207 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,196 Morning. 208 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,004 So what do you think of Chrissy's little beach cottage, Marty? 209 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,339 (CHUCKLES) 210 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,709 She's got some good taste. I like her Basquiat. 211 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,911 And those... Those blot paintings were pretty cool. 212 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,246 Yeah, well, I guess. 213 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:10,683 I've never really been into that stuff, but Chrissy's wicked proud. 214 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:11,884 Oh, yeah, you think? 215 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,688 Do you remember we used to sit out there on the beach 216 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,390 and wonder who in the world got to have houses like these? 217 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,426 Yeah. Hooray for Chrissy. 218 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,631 So, are you from LA, Marty? 219 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,700 Yeah. Yeah, born and raised. 220 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,969 Okay, tell me. Do you guys have those parties, you know, 221 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:33,639 with movie stars and paparasi or... 222 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:34,873 (LAUGHING) 223 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:35,908 Paparazzi. 224 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,543 You mean paparazzi. 225 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,044 You know, stuff like that. 226 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,046 Yeah, it's part of the job, Dan. 227 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,749 DANNI: Cool! Who do you guys know? 228 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,150 MARTY: Who don't we know? 229 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,719 Do you know, like, Schwarzenegger? 230 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,387 Yup. Wow. Stallone? 231 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,655 Uh-huh. 232 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:54,226 But they're movie guys. Television's where it's at. 233 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,495 Television just reaches so many more people, Dan. 234 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,897 Well, you know, I mean, I guess if you think about 235 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:02,768 all those hours people spend in front of a TV, just... 236 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,036 Exactly. 237 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,640 Like you. 238 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,810 NIKI: Where are we going? 239 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:16,148 Come on. Terranova's? Any relation to Tom? 240 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:18,951 (CLEARS THROAT) 241 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,357 NIKI: Wasn't this Palermo's Drugs? 242 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,725 Hey, Tom. 243 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,296 Danni. 244 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,000 Hi, Niki. 245 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,040 (CELL PHONE RINGING) NIKI: Oh, um... 246 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,208 Um, this is Marty. What is it? 247 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,843 How's it going, buddy? 248 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,612 Fine. How are you? All right. 249 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:47,680 Isn't that your job? 250 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,783 So, uh, you girls hungry? 251 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,351 Yeah. Sure. Yeah. 252 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,189 MARTY: I can't talk right now. I'm sitting down to breakfast. 253 00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:59,892 Niki! 254 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,460 Hi! Hi, you guys. 255 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,728 You look so skinny. 256 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,129 Oh, my God. 257 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,332 (ALL CHATTERING) 258 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,133 Your hair's so long! 259 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,804 Like we didn't know you were going places, Miss Most Likely To Succeed! 260 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,106 It's good to see you. 261 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,176 The jacket! 262 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,815 Niki, I am so sorry. 263 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,084 I have no idea how they found out you'd be here. 264 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,318 It's fine. 265 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:29,388 I guess I'm not the only one who's glad you're home. 266 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,590 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 267 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:32,691 (DANNI GIGGLING) 268 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:34,760 Here you go. 269 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,096 Buon appetito. 270 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,499 Oh, can I get a bottle of water for the table... Flat, if you got it. 271 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,368 Yes. Coming up. 272 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,271 This was always his dream. 273 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,776 Some people shoot for the middle. 274 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,878 (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 275 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,949 I love the ocean. 276 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,318 It is so powerful and then so peaceful. 277 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,122 I like it more when it's rough. 278 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,959 Oh, that's 'cause you're rough, right? 279 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,629 At least you try to be. 280 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:14,533 Look, if you feel like you have to act like this big rebellious bitch 281 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,235 while you're home, 282 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,504 that's fine, but I think it's a waste of time. 283 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,241 And don't use me as one of your props. 284 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,080 TONI: Are you kidding me? 285 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,316 How fucking cliche. 286 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,486 (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 287 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,399 That's right. 288 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,168 You like that? Mmm-hmm. 289 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,103 Good morning, chicas. 290 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,073 You didn't touch my papers, did you? 291 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,141 Papers? 292 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:57,943 Excellent. 293 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,479 (EXCLAIMS) 294 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,648 Hello, vacation time. 295 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,287 Everybody enjoying my castle? 296 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,755 Yeah. 297 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,590 TONI: Beats staying at Mom and Dad's. 298 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,627 I don't think that would have been an option for you last night, sweetie. 299 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,997 Yeah I know, I really wish Dad would just fuck off and leave me alone. 300 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,032 Relax. 301 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,968 What, you like the guy now? 302 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,971 Why wouldn't I? I'm finally living up to my potential. 303 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,276 I'm gonna go get some more weed. 304 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,646 So, uh... What do you, um... Amelia, is it? 305 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,616 Amy. 306 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,084 I'll play out with your sister. 307 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,954 She's so amazing. 308 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,857 You should really hear some of her original stuff. 309 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,059 So we play out local, you know, around Providence. 310 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,830 Yeah, there's a really cool scene there now. 311 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,976 Toni, what the hell are you doing? What happened to Phil? 312 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,378 Amy's rooted. We share something real. 313 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,348 Real? 314 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,549 What do you care? 315 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,117 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 316 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:14,720 How're we doing, Guy? We still up? 317 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,192 Pull yourself together, Guy. Which one? 318 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:23,061 So short more of it. Get your average up. 319 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,231 God, I just feel so wicked nervous, you know? 320 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,867 There's just so much to do. 321 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,671 Everyone's coming over to cook their own specialties for Saturday night. 322 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:36,041 And I have to be really calm, you know. Are you gonna eat that? 323 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,876 Oh, yeah. You can have as much as you want, sweetie. 324 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,547 And then Mom and I have to meet the florist. 325 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,348 What kind of flowers are you gonna have? 326 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,517 Pink. Pink roses. 327 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,386 And then Geoff's gonna come over 328 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:51,256 after he finishes up closing the store so we can meet with the priest. 329 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,558 Is everything okay? 330 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,794 Yeah, it's perfect. 331 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,063 I just hope I can still fit in my Mom's dress. 332 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,565 I mean, jeez, it's already tight as it is. 333 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,968 That is so cute. You're wearing Mom's dress. 334 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,104 I know, right? What else am I gonna wear? It's so beautiful. 335 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,439 Girls... You almost ready? 336 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,077 I got that... Got a conference call at 11:00. 337 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,946 Then I wanna check out these famous beaches of yours. 338 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,581 Dan? 339 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,817 Mmm. 340 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,586 Okay. 341 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,990 Just let me pay for breakfast. 342 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,426 No, no, no. Breakfast is on me, please. 343 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,894 That's all right. I got it taken care of. 344 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,329 It's on me. Thank you. 345 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,234 It's nice to see you, Tom. 346 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,969 It's good to see you, too, Nik. 347 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,637 GIRL: Niki! 348 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,206 I guess they liked it. 349 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,876 (TONI PLAYING GUITAR) 350 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,625 Hey, guys. Whatcha playing? 351 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,427 What do you want to hear? 352 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,062 Do you know, Let Me Call You Sweetheart? 353 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,133 Oh, yeah, we rock that one all the time. 354 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,936 I'm sure Grandma does. 355 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,971 AMY: Play it for your sister. Come on. 356 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,812 ♪ Let me call you sweetheart 357 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:26,451 ♪ I'm in love with you 358 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,788 ♪ Let me hear you whisper... 359 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,891 You're just gonna have to fire them up, man. We've got this guy for months. 360 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,359 Don't stop. 361 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,528 We weren't planning to. 362 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,131 ♪ Let me call you sweetheart 363 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,333 ♪ I'm in love with you 364 00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,734 MARTY: No, wait! 365 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,438 ♪ Let me hear you whisper... Are you kidding me? 366 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,043 Hey. How was breakfast? 367 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,811 Did you meet Tom's new girlfriend? 368 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,013 Chrissy! CHRISSY: What? 369 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,616 Niki obviously doesn't care about him anymore. 370 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:11,697 So, who would like to throw around the old pigskin? 371 00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:13,799 I better get going. 372 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,301 Do you need any help? 373 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,705 Jesus Christ! Toni. 374 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,074 DANNI: No, no. It's really all right. 375 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,543 It's just enough knowing you guys are all here. 376 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:25,877 All right, then we'll see you at 2:00. 377 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,851 Okay, how about Chrissy and I, 378 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,886 versus the bunch of you. 379 00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:38,924 Great. 380 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,860 ♪ I never worry about the rain 381 00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:43,261 ♪ It's gonna come anyway 382 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,731 Come on, come on, come on! 383 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:48,367 (GRUNTING) ♪ Throw water on my face awake 384 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,370 ♪ Today Today is the day to play 385 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,239 ♪ I got the sun up in the sky So high 386 00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:55,974 Oh, yeah. I got it. I got it. 387 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:59,211 ♪ And it'll be until I die Goodbye 388 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,713 ♪ And how I live My little life 389 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:02,814 You suck! 390 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:05,884 ♪ It all doesn't matter To the sky at all 391 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,652 ♪ Catch the ball 392 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:10,889 ♪ And I don't know What's around the corner 393 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:14,126 ♪ I just know What I can see from here 394 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:18,430 ♪ And I let go Follow the flow of the river 395 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:20,332 AMY: That's right! 396 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:23,001 ♪ To wherever it goes 397 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,505 ♪ I choose the people that I meet, just like 398 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,775 Let me have the ball. 399 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:33,278 ♪ When things are getting Strange like today 400 00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:35,080 ♪ I wouldn't have it Any other way 401 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,015 Oh, yeah. (WHOOPS) 402 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,918 ♪ I'm driving down my own road, alone 403 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:43,789 ♪ I grab hold of the wheel I can feel ♪ 404 00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,291 What's the matter, sore loser? 405 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:48,193 Don't you wanna play? 406 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:51,196 ANNOUNCER: Coming from Boston, it's Garcia. Lifetime career batting average 412... 407 00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,802 Excuse me. Hello. 408 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,136 My daughter says we absolutely... 409 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,839 Geoffrey, let me see you out back. 410 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,642 All right. I'll be right there. 411 00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:07,045 Okay? Thank you. That's great. Thank you. 412 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:18,456 Something wrong? 413 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:21,827 I wanted a minute with my new son-in-law, that's all. 414 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,862 You're the first one, you know. 415 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:26,131 And believe me, with all my girls, 416 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:29,801 I always wanted to have another man around the house. 417 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,903 Here, take the keys. 418 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,672 What's the matter? You don't want them, huh? 419 00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:35,574 No, no. I want them. 420 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,179 I didn't expect them for a long time, though. 421 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,085 You know, these last couple years, you've been so good to me. 422 00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,020 You've been like a father to me. 423 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,193 You're a good kid, Geoffrey. 424 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:59,531 And Pepe's gonna be very happy that we keep the business in the family. 425 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:01,566 Well, I'm gonna make him proud. 426 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,335 I'm gonna make the both of you proud. 427 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,070 We are proud. Here. 428 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:08,039 These are the very fancy ones from the Dominican Republic. 429 00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:14,045 (MUFFLED) Puff. Puff. 430 00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:15,881 Good. 431 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:16,915 Good. 432 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,551 Sit down in my office. 433 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,294 NIKI: Tom! 434 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,899 Think you can still beat me? 435 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,435 Hey. Hey. 436 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,906 What are you doing on this side of town? 437 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:43,041 What are you talking about? 438 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:45,744 This is the same path you and I always used to run on. 439 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:50,649 It was really good seeing you today. 440 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:53,418 Yeah. It was good seeing you, too. 441 00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:59,424 So, how are things at your sister's? 442 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:00,558 Good. 443 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:01,660 Yeah? 444 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,796 Is, uh, Marty your boyfriend? 445 00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:05,830 Yes. 446 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,067 What about you? I hear you have a girlfriend. 447 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,835 Girlfriend? 448 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,904 Yeah, Chrissy said you have a girlfriend. 449 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,973 No, I've been... I'm gonna kill her. 450 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:16,741 ...way too tied up at the restaurant. 451 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:19,744 It's overwhelming, actually. It's... 452 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:22,113 But everybody in town has been more than supportive. 453 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:24,783 Yeah, it's beautiful there. 454 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:29,187 I gotta tell you, you... You really inspired me. 455 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:33,858 Just knowing you back then. 456 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:37,696 When we broke up, you were so dead-set on chasing your dream. 457 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,434 Whatever happened to that? 458 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,002 What do you mean? 459 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,237 Your dream. 460 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:50,475 Tom, I... I'm on a TV show. 461 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:52,043 Haven't you watched it? 462 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,512 I've tried. 463 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:59,718 You know what? Why don't you hang out with my dad and not watch it. 464 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,721 Can I tell you the truth? Man to man? 465 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:03,855 Sure. 466 00:27:06,157 --> 00:27:09,060 The girls used to respect me. 467 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,797 They loved me. I was a hero. 468 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:16,201 I could tell by the look in their pretty little eyes. 469 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:20,205 Then they... They started to grow up. 470 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,608 They got mad at me. 471 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:26,311 Then mad at each other. 472 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:29,214 So now, everybody's mad. 473 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:32,250 Not Danni. 474 00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,588 Danni I feel bad about. 475 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:40,325 I tried to get through to her to get out of Rhode Island 476 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:43,194 so she could see what the world's like. 477 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:45,263 No, no. Hey, I don't mean that. 478 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:48,600 She was always the happiest kid. 479 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:50,869 And now she's the one that loves me the most. 480 00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:54,839 They all love you. 481 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:57,509 They're lucky to have a father who cares so much. 482 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,277 They just don't show it as good as Danni does. 483 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:00,412 (CHUCKLES) 484 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:01,613 (WHIRRING) 485 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,590 Hand me that flour, will you? 486 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:15,360 What time are you gonna go to see her, Grandma Virginia? 487 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,462 As soon as we're finished up here. 488 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,565 Ooh, we better hurry up if we're gonna change our clothes. 489 00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:23,201 What are we gonna change our clothes for anyway? 490 00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:26,071 It's a wake. She's dead already. 491 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:29,274 Hey, I thought we were only making the desserts. 492 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:31,876 You guys, this is too much. 493 00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:34,012 I told you not to go crazy. 494 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:35,880 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 495 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,716 What are we gonna do, eat catered food at the wedding? 496 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,152 Terranova's isn't exactly catered food, Aunt Speed. 497 00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,221 AUNT SPEED: It's a restaurant, ain't it? 498 00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:46,391 The family ain't gonna eat that kind of stuff. You know that. 499 00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:49,661 Only the Americans. They don't know the difference. 500 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:52,063 I thought you loved Terranova's. 501 00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:57,402 The Sposatos always cook and bake for their own weddings. 502 00:28:57,435 --> 00:29:00,271 Honey, it gives them pleasure, so let them do it. 503 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:01,906 Where are your sisters? 504 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:05,577 Well, I told them not to come. It's crazy enough here as it is. 505 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:08,580 When's the others getting married, huh, Dan? 506 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,815 You tell them they better do it quick if they want 507 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,750 Aunt Minnie's pizzelli cookies. 508 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,252 I ain't gonna last that much longer. 509 00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:15,987 What are you making, Danisa? 510 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,090 I'm making a big cake, Grandma. 511 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:21,459 I see. How come? 512 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,928 'Cause I'm getting married, remember? 513 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,764 To the guy with good hands. 514 00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:29,134 Yeah. Yeah. With the breath? 515 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:30,869 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 516 00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:37,742 It makes me so sad. 517 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,944 Grammie. I know. 518 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:43,448 Just hope when she stares off like that, she goes someplace nice. 519 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:49,387 ♪ I'm getting married to the prettiest girl Geoff! 520 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,890 ♪ In Westerly... 521 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:54,325 He gave me the keys! Oh, my God! 522 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,628 (SCREAMS) 523 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,830 AUNT MINNIE: He gave you the keys! 524 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:00,598 How beautiful! 525 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:11,376 Don't hurt yourself. 526 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,352 Here's your scarf. 527 00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:23,221 Oh, I'm all set. Thanks. 528 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:25,390 What are you doing? 529 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,559 This'll be the first time one of us can get laid officially. 530 00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:29,994 The least I can do is record the historic event. 531 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:31,829 Chris! Where's the little lesbian? 532 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,698 I don't know. She said she was meeting us here. 533 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,603 (BAND PLAYING A SLOW SONG) 534 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:42,974 Where do you want it, baby? 535 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:45,543 How about right here? 536 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,946 I'll give it to you there, honey. 537 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,214 You ain't never had it before. 538 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,585 I don't think so, honey. 539 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,521 I... I'll clean the table with your ass. 540 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:57,889 Oh, let's do it! Come on! 541 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,224 Break it up! Break it up! 542 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:02,060 (SINGING) 543 00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:05,396 Mamma mia, you're Santo's little one. 544 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,865 What the heck happened to you? Hey, Phil, get over here. 545 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,734 You see the big guy? Yeah. 546 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:11,002 Boy, is he in for a surprise. Phil! 547 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:18,209 Who's Phil? 548 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,612 Are you still causing trouble? 549 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,746 Hey. 550 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,282 Hi. 551 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,887 Thought you were gonna be too big to play in this shithole anymore. 552 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,823 I go where they listen. 553 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,391 Hi. 554 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:34,459 Hey. 555 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:37,929 Nice to meet you, too. 556 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,301 I gotta go. 557 00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:48,773 (BLESSING IN ITALIAN) 558 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:55,680 (ALL CHANTING) 559 00:31:57,115 --> 00:32:01,286 The Lord grants that Danisa and... 560 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,487 DANNI: Geoffrey. 561 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,356 JULIA: Geoffrey, Geoffrey. Right. 562 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:12,363 That they...they begin to live in the sacrament of marriage, uh... 563 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:19,304 And may they share this bed as the token of your gifts of love. 564 00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:22,273 And, uh, dear Lord, 565 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:25,943 please bless Danni so she will be a good wife and mother, 566 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,446 caring for the home, 567 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:31,783 loving and faithful for her husband. 568 00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:34,352 And kind and generous, carrying his name with honor. 569 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,454 Mom... 570 00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:38,790 Women don't carry their husbands' names anymore. 571 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:39,824 (GASPS) 572 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:43,828 Is that really what you want, Danni? 573 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,164 It would make me proud to be like Mom. 574 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:47,732 (WOMEN EXCLAIMING) 575 00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:50,568 Fine. 576 00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:56,307 (CONTINUES CHANTING) 577 00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:58,676 Amen. ALL: Amen. 578 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,678 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 579 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,833 AMY: It seemed like the bed blessing was important to Danni, 580 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:24,001 and I can't believe you just blew it off like that. 581 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:27,171 Come on, baby, let's not talk about my fucked up life 582 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,374 or my fucked up family anymore. 583 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,275 Look at it up here! 584 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:32,343 Oh, my God. It's awesome. 585 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:33,411 (TONI WHOOPS) 586 00:33:33,444 --> 00:33:34,545 So cool! 587 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:38,316 You gotta stop holding on to your baggage. 588 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,855 We've all got baggage. 589 00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:48,493 Life is about letting it go, you know. So we can be here now. 590 00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:57,668 Do you think you can do that? 591 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:02,306 I can try. 592 00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:07,645 Do you know you make me crazy sometimes? 593 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,150 You want to roll? 594 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,317 Hmm? 595 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:15,686 E. I got white Buddhas. 596 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,255 Oh, yeah? 597 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:29,934 Mmm. I feel like I could blow off into the Universe. 598 00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:34,005 Kinda puts things in perspective. 599 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,860 Hey, shit for brains, shut up and listen to me. 600 00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:58,796 My dog likes to pee every morning at 7:00 a.m., so... 601 00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:05,336 If you show up at 7:15, 7:30, chances are Elvis has already pissed in the house. 602 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:07,672 You better get with it, kid. 603 00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,477 Hi, baby. Hi. 604 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:15,346 Oh, how was the, uh, that bed-blessing thing? 605 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:17,014 Oh, it was, um... 606 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,886 Honey, if you wanna go home to LA, you can. Really. 607 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:24,288 What are you talking about? I'm having a great time. 608 00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:25,890 Oh, yeah, I can see that. 609 00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:27,692 Your family's kind of fun. 610 00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:28,993 Kind of fun? 611 00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:32,663 Yeah. Your mom's an exquisite cook, your sisters are cute 612 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,032 like you. 613 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,335 Marty, I brought you here because I wanted you to meet my family. 614 00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:40,805 Because I thought maybe it would help you understand where I come from. 615 00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:42,373 Uh-huh. 616 00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:45,510 Marty, I thought that it might help us. 617 00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,378 Do you know what I mean? 618 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:52,283 Yeah. What...what time is our flight on Sunday? 619 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,427 Party! 620 00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:05,530 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 621 00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:08,032 (WHOOPING) 622 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:21,445 Okay, who's next? Who's next? 623 00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:24,682 Chrissy. Chrissy, this is your opportunity. 624 00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:27,585 Get out of here. I'm all set, thank you very much. 625 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,555 Go, bring that little tough guy over here. 626 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:38,529 No! Put me down! (MUMBLING ANGRILY) 627 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:40,097 You're beautiful, you know that? 628 00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:41,799 Move. 629 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,635 PHIL: All right. TONI: Fuck it. 630 00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:48,306 (WOMAN GRUNTS) 631 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:54,745 (SCREAMS) Yeah, one, two, three, four, five... 632 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:57,448 (WHOOPING) 633 00:36:57,481 --> 00:37:00,918 ALL: (CHANTING) Danni! Danni! Danni! Danni! 634 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:03,487 MARTY: Guys, guys, guys! The show's starting! 635 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,323 Let's go! Come on! 636 00:37:07,825 --> 00:37:09,594 MARTY: Come on! 637 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:15,232 Are you okay? 638 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,368 Yeah, Marty. I just don't wanna watch the show right now. 639 00:37:18,269 --> 00:37:19,503 MAN: Oh! 640 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,739 DANNI: Oh, yeah. 641 00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:24,008 Those aren't real. Hey, hey... Wait, wait, wait! 642 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:27,278 (ALL CHEERING) 643 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:29,880 DANNI: Niki! 644 00:37:31,148 --> 00:37:33,718 Niki! Come here! 645 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,288 (INCOHERENT CHATTERING) 646 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:42,526 Oh, man. You're hot. You must work out like a madman. 647 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,662 She does. She works out all the time. 648 00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:47,665 I know, right? Wish I could look like that. 649 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,634 Why? You're beautiful the way you are. 650 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,604 Okay, I'm gonna take Tower 18. 651 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,807 Right. I'm gonna go check out those hot guys over there.Vera. 652 00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,976 Just kidding, Officer Daisy. 653 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,987 You know what I like best about this show? The storyline. 654 00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:12,356 What storyline? 655 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,458 That's her point, dick head. 656 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,093 (ALL LAUGHING) 657 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:21,332 MAN: Seriously. Are her tits real? 658 00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:22,466 DANNI: Yes, they are. 659 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,001 CHRISSY: No, they're not. 660 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,410 Backup to Tower 18. I've got a 4-11 in progress. 661 00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:33,678 Copy that. 662 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:43,988 The problem won't go away by ignoring it. 663 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,723 You should watch it with me. 664 00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:48,292 We'll talk about it later. 665 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:50,861 Santo. What? 666 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:56,200 I've listened to you. I've respected you in this for too long. 667 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,169 But you don't want to talk about it. 668 00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:01,072 You're always doing the right thing, the girls are fine. 669 00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:06,043 She was always so smart. 670 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:10,047 So... So put together. 671 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:13,951 She should be running the country, not parading around on television half... 672 00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:16,287 I'm talking about all the girls. 673 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,857 You shut Niki out, you threw Toni away... 674 00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:23,127 Chrissy's gotta act like a man... We can't keep pushing them. 675 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,797 They're adults now. They... They have the right to be free. 676 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:29,233 All we can do is love and support them. 677 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:33,404 You keep saying "we." Stop saying "we." 678 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:35,272 You mean me. 679 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:37,908 Isn't that right? Isn't it? 680 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:40,978 No. I fell short. 681 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:44,949 I put your needs ahead of theirs. 682 00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,718 How dare you blame me for every goddamn thing... 683 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,253 I'm responsible! 684 00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:51,422 ...that goes on wrong in this family? 685 00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:24,722 Hey. 686 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:29,026 A little too much for you, too? 687 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,629 Yeah, it's pretty fuckin' embarrassing. 688 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:32,763 No kidding. 689 00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:35,132 That's not even acting. That's... 690 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:41,939 When's she gonna step up, man, and start taking herself seriously? 691 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:43,908 When are you gonna start taking yourself seriously? 692 00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,044 Here we go. 693 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:49,446 I know, Chrissy. 694 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,816 You're the big success story, okay? 695 00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:53,050 I know. 696 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,990 Actually, my fund's getting crushed this year. 697 00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:03,194 A lot of people have lost a lot of money already. 698 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:08,065 I even had to sell my apartment. 699 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,901 Really? 700 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,571 Oh. Who gives a shit? 701 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:18,976 I'm gonna quit in a year anyway. 702 00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:22,746 Leave it to the other millions of freaks on Wall Street. 703 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,248 I thought you loved your job. 704 00:41:25,783 --> 00:41:27,017 I lied. 705 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,088 (LAUGHS) 706 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:33,190 What about this rap you keep giving me 707 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:36,093 about getting my shit together and going back to college? 708 00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:38,829 Toni... 709 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:42,233 You have a gift that nobody can take away from you. 710 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:43,367 Okay? 711 00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:47,204 People love to listen to you sing. 712 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,741 Don't cop out on me, all right? 713 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,052 Come on, you guys! Come on! 714 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:07,558 (ALL SCREAMING) 715 00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:11,061 Looks like we're gonna go skinny-dipping, I think. 716 00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:13,764 Let's do it! Come on! 717 00:42:13,797 --> 00:42:16,033 ♪ Now my back is to the wall 718 00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:18,302 ♪ Now my heart is not in me 719 00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,704 ♪ Now let's see What I can find 720 00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:23,407 ♪ I wanna get out I wanna get out 721 00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:31,649 ♪ So take this time 722 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:36,387 ♪ To imagine life without me, Honey 723 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:40,257 ♪ When all your threats I've realized ♪ 724 00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:31,642 CHRISSY: Hey, sell-out! We're gonna do the dresses. Get in here! 725 00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:44,054 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 726 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:47,691 Are we filled? 727 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:51,795 Right. I know. It's totally outdated. Right? 728 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:55,332 I keep telling her it's not healthy to have sex with only one guy for your entire life. 729 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,969 That's why the divorce rate's so high in this country. 730 00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:00,471 Okay, enough small talk. 731 00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:03,207 Call down to the floor and get me a look on letter "T." 732 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:07,845 So I guess Dad's just gonna disappear every time I come over. 733 00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:14,618 It's fine with me. 734 00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:24,261 I think I'm gonna get a boob job. What do you guys think? 735 00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:31,301 Baby? 736 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:34,772 Baby? 737 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,242 You wanna know what I think? 738 00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:39,977 Baby? 739 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,545 Baby? 740 00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:44,214 I think you need to grow up. 741 00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:47,851 I think you're so busy trying to be cool and provocative 742 00:44:47,885 --> 00:44:50,287 that you're, like, stuck at age 15. 743 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:55,059 I think that you are selfish and narcissistic and a bitch. 744 00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:02,232 I am so sorry that I won't be able to be here for your big day, Danni. 745 00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:04,368 And since your sister won't bother telling you, 746 00:45:04,401 --> 00:45:06,937 you're an example for all of us. 747 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:11,909 You are kind and generous and truly beautiful. 748 00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:25,756 When I first met you, I actually envied your recklessness. 749 00:45:26,523 --> 00:45:27,958 And your guts. 750 00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:30,094 But it's all a fraud. 751 00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:35,299 You don't care about me. 752 00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:37,367 You never cared about me. 753 00:45:39,937 --> 00:45:42,506 I fell in love with you. 754 00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:45,442 And you were just using me to get attention. 755 00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:55,052 You're leaving? 756 00:46:00,457 --> 00:46:02,659 Amy! Wait! 757 00:46:04,461 --> 00:46:05,963 I do care! 758 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:21,945 What about all those orgasms you had? 759 00:46:21,979 --> 00:46:24,548 Look, it's Santo's little one! 760 00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:26,316 I faked them. 761 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:31,088 Hi, Dad. 762 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,836 Oh, Daddy, I love that movie. 763 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:47,371 I wanna be just like her. 764 00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:51,842 Well, one of these days, Nicoletta. One of these days you will. 765 00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:54,111 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 766 00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:56,647 Here. 767 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,551 To the next Sophia Loren, huh? You gonna make them cry? 768 00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:06,423 You're gonna make them laugh and share, share your deepest feelings. 769 00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:08,392 I'm gonna change the world. 770 00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:12,396 That's right, baby doll. You sure are. 771 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:53,971 Did I ever tell you how my dad used to take me 772 00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:57,107 to the Italian movies at the old Knickerbocker Theater? 773 00:47:59,176 --> 00:48:00,577 Of course. 774 00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:04,047 You used to love Fellini, 775 00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:06,049 and... (WHISPERS) De Sica. 776 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:08,318 De Sica. Is that right? 777 00:48:08,352 --> 00:48:09,486 Yeah. 778 00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:14,057 Well, I walked by there today 779 00:48:14,091 --> 00:48:17,261 and I remembered why I wanted to be an actress in the first place. 780 00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:25,569 I think once you make a bad choice, 781 00:48:25,602 --> 00:48:29,606 you don't notice when all the other ones just kind of slink in afterward. 782 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:36,213 Let me cook for you. 783 00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:38,649 Yeah. 784 00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:43,353 I think it's either there or maybe just where we're at, 785 00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:46,657 but it's like drying out my skin on my face. 786 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,026 It is. Maybe. 787 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,260 Can you see? 788 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:51,928 You were the guys that ordered the martinis. 789 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:54,665 Excellent. Thank you. 790 00:48:59,536 --> 00:49:01,271 So, do you like boats? 791 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:05,142 Not really, but it's the only place in this shithole town I can get a decent martini. 792 00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:08,045 They begged me to join. 793 00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:10,614 They know I'm a big swinging dick on Wall Street. 794 00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:14,151 Oh, right. Right. Right. Yeah, you're playing with the big boys. 795 00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:17,721 I'm winning. My fund's at 100 mil after two years. 796 00:49:17,754 --> 00:49:21,058 Most guys it takes like 10 years to get to this point, if they ever do. 797 00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:23,827 That's... That's beautiful. 798 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:25,062 You're amazing. 799 00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,497 That's not a turn-off for you? 800 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,735 No. No. 801 00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:33,337 On the contrary, it's a novelty. 802 00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:38,809 I'm used to dealing with actresses who melt down 803 00:49:38,842 --> 00:49:41,545 if I don't tell them what to do every second of the day. 804 00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:45,382 Oh, and then telling them how great they are at doing it. 805 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,050 How are things going with you two? 806 00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:50,287 You mean, between your sister and me? 807 00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,426 Well, to be honest with you, 808 00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:59,529 I think she's kind of going through her own thing right now. 809 00:50:02,966 --> 00:50:07,704 I'm feeling a little unnecessary. 810 00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:10,807 Join the club. 811 00:50:15,612 --> 00:50:18,382 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 812 00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:21,051 (MAN CHATTERING ON RADIO) 813 00:50:23,487 --> 00:50:26,723 Grandpa, I got no idea what you're talking about, eh? 814 00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:28,392 Babe Ruth. 815 00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:30,527 Babe Ruth. All right. 816 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,862 Where'd your sisters go, sweetie? 817 00:50:31,895 --> 00:50:33,630 To Looney Land. Who knows? 818 00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:39,202 I just really wanted everything to be perfect. 819 00:50:39,236 --> 00:50:43,774 Well, God wanted the world to be perfect, but He gave us free will. 820 00:50:43,807 --> 00:50:45,142 What, Ma? 821 00:50:49,346 --> 00:50:52,249 You can hope that people will do what you want them to do. 822 00:50:52,282 --> 00:50:53,583 You could even try to change them. 823 00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:56,486 But in the end, they do what they wanna do. 824 00:50:58,422 --> 00:50:59,790 Where's Grandma? 825 00:50:59,823 --> 00:51:02,092 (LUIGI SPEAKING ITALIAN) 826 00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:11,635 I got us some nice tomatoes for the gravy. 827 00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:15,172 If Mama's so fine, what's she doing in Luigi's garden? 828 00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:30,620 It looks like a piece of art. 829 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:32,622 Well, it's food, so eat it. 830 00:51:39,362 --> 00:51:41,965 Oh, God. It looks good. 831 00:51:43,733 --> 00:51:45,802 Mmm... Mmm. 832 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:48,472 Mmm, mmm. That's good. 833 00:51:51,007 --> 00:51:52,142 Come on. 834 00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:01,818 Oh, my God. 835 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:05,322 Just like old times, huh? 836 00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:11,862 Yeah. Except now you're living your dream instead of just talking about it. 837 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:15,265 Well, you could be, too. 838 00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:22,539 You don't even know, Tom. 839 00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:25,041 LA is such a lonely place. 840 00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:27,878 When I first got there, I was banging on all these doors 841 00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:31,381 and I was meeting all these people, hoping that somebody would... 842 00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:34,584 Would see something in me, but they didn't. 843 00:52:34,618 --> 00:52:37,888 So, what? So, I changed, okay? 844 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:41,558 And it's really disgusting when your fate is in everybody else's hands but your own. 845 00:52:41,591 --> 00:52:46,663 No. No, no, no. Niki. Your fate is never in anyone else's hands. 846 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:47,764 Unless you give it to them. 847 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:52,068 You're the same Niki you were 10 years ago. 848 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:54,371 You're so smart and talented. 849 00:52:56,373 --> 00:53:00,076 For whatever reason, you've just convinced yourself that you're not. 850 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:03,246 It's not that easy, Tom. 851 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,883 Marty was the first person who was ever even there for me. 852 00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:10,887 Right. 853 00:53:17,894 --> 00:53:19,429 Thank you. 854 00:53:19,462 --> 00:53:20,997 You're welcome. 855 00:53:23,967 --> 00:53:26,236 Looks like nobody's back yet. 856 00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:30,640 That's okay by me. And how about you? 857 00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:36,613 Say, have you seen my bedroom yet? 858 00:53:36,646 --> 00:53:38,615 (CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh, is that you? 859 00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:41,851 No. I think that's you. 860 00:53:52,362 --> 00:53:53,730 This is going to be 861 00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:56,166 the most special night of our lives. 862 00:53:56,199 --> 00:53:58,735 Hey, come on, now. Not in front of the linguine. 863 00:53:58,768 --> 00:54:00,270 Hey. What's the matter? 864 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,472 Nothing. Hmm? 865 00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:06,810 I'm just feeling a little worried, that's all. 866 00:54:06,843 --> 00:54:08,144 All right, you wanna check them? 867 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:10,080 No. About my sisters. 868 00:54:10,113 --> 00:54:12,115 I just wish they could be a little bit nicer, you know? 869 00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:17,854 And I know I should just love them and accept them for who they are, 870 00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,956 but I just don't. I can't. 871 00:54:21,825 --> 00:54:24,828 I'm starting to think my whole family is impossible. 872 00:54:24,861 --> 00:54:29,766 Your sisters are a little loony, but you're lucky. 873 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:32,102 Your mother and father love you more than anything. 874 00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:33,770 Oh, God, you just don't understand. 875 00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:35,639 Yeah, I don't understand. 876 00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:40,276 You know the one time I remember my father being there? 877 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:42,812 It was my little league championship game. 878 00:54:42,846 --> 00:54:45,882 Bottom of the ninth, and I step up to the bat. 879 00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:48,485 The crowd's cheering. 880 00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:52,889 I look over, and there's my swearing, drunk father in the crowd. 881 00:54:54,758 --> 00:54:57,460 And I struck out. Lost the championship. 882 00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:01,898 Then, after the game, he comes over, and I'm with all my teammates. 883 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:03,900 And he calls me a fuckup. 884 00:55:05,902 --> 00:55:10,674 So, believe me. There's hope with your family. 885 00:55:12,342 --> 00:55:13,510 TONI: (SINGING) ♪ Something's... 886 00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:19,749 ♪ Something's on its way to me 887 00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:30,760 ♪ What will I become if I'm now those on the run? 888 00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:37,200 ♪ Those on the run 889 00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:48,878 ♪ Something's on its way to me 890 00:55:48,912 --> 00:55:52,949 ♪ It's gonna smash my guts to the wall 891 00:55:52,982 --> 00:55:54,651 ♪ But I don't mind 892 00:55:54,684 --> 00:56:00,523 ♪ 'Cause I think it's time to be looking at the truth of it all 893 00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:03,893 ♪ I'm lost as I've ever been 894 00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:08,031 ♪ And moving my heart to my skin 895 00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:11,234 ♪ I'm killing the girl That hated the world 896 00:56:11,267 --> 00:56:15,572 ♪ And I'm being what I've never been 897 00:56:15,605 --> 00:56:20,577 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 898 00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:26,416 ♪ What will I be If I'm suddenly free 899 00:56:26,449 --> 00:56:30,620 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? 900 00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:36,459 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 901 00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:41,431 ♪ What will I be if I'm suddenly free 902 00:56:41,464 --> 00:56:44,801 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? ♪ 903 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:56,513 So, I'll see you tonight, right? Dinner? 904 00:56:58,681 --> 00:57:02,185 Yeah. Yeah, I guess, since I'm cooking it. 905 00:57:02,218 --> 00:57:03,486 Shut up. 906 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:06,890 All right. 907 00:57:09,192 --> 00:57:10,393 Thanks. 908 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:18,668 Okay. 909 00:57:18,701 --> 00:57:22,005 You're right. He doesn't give a shit about me. Who am I kidding? 910 00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:27,377 And, yes, I'd forgotten how, how honest this is. 911 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:29,279 We are. 912 00:57:29,312 --> 00:57:34,350 It's just that I have shit that I have to take care of, first, I mean. 913 00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:37,053 I just... I want you to know. I better go. 914 00:57:37,086 --> 00:57:40,323 I just... I just want you to know. 915 00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:10,186 Marty? 916 00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:12,689 Marty? 917 00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,693 Yeah, baby. I'm in here. 918 00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:19,929 Taking a bubble bath. 919 00:58:19,963 --> 00:58:21,431 Oh. Marty, put that out. 920 00:58:23,299 --> 00:58:24,667 Where have you been? 921 00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:27,837 Oh, I was just helping Danni longer than I thought I would be. 922 00:58:27,871 --> 00:58:29,339 I've been trying to get a hold of you like crazy. 923 00:58:29,372 --> 00:58:30,573 I got some really big news for us. 924 00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:32,442 What? 925 00:58:32,475 --> 00:58:33,776 Sit down. 926 00:58:39,048 --> 00:58:40,250 (CLEARS THROAT) 927 00:58:42,919 --> 00:58:44,854 The network wants to do a spin-off of Pacific Black, 928 00:58:44,888 --> 00:58:45,955 and they want you to be their star. 929 00:58:48,057 --> 00:58:51,694 Not Pam, not Britney, not Cindy, but you, girl. 930 00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:53,129 Are you kidding me? No, I am not kidding you. 931 00:58:53,162 --> 00:58:54,864 Now, what have I been telling you for the last two years? 932 00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:56,599 What have I been telling you for the last two years? 933 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:57,901 Oh, my God. Come on. 934 00:58:57,934 --> 00:58:59,602 What have I been telling you? 935 00:58:59,636 --> 00:59:02,538 That's great. That I was gonna be a big star. 936 00:59:02,572 --> 00:59:03,973 Was I right or was I right? 937 00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:05,608 You were right. 938 00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:07,377 Come on, get in this bathtub. 939 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:10,947 I can't. Sweetie, I got to take a shower. We're gonna be late. 940 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:13,516 No, no, no. Wait. No. Wait a minute. 941 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:16,486 I got you something. 942 00:59:16,519 --> 00:59:22,492 I was thinking about us, and how happy I am to be with you. 943 00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:26,663 And I got you a little something-something. 944 00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:30,233 What is it? 945 00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:31,434 It's a gift. 946 00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:36,673 (WHISPERS) Marty. 947 00:59:42,045 --> 00:59:43,279 Oh. 948 00:59:45,882 --> 00:59:48,051 Marty, I need something more. 949 00:59:48,851 --> 00:59:50,320 (MARTY CHUCKLING) 950 00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:52,588 This is Rhode Island. There is no Tiffany's here. 951 00:59:52,622 --> 00:59:55,291 No, I mean, from a relationship. 952 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,065 What? 953 01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:07,804 You just don't get it. 954 01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:16,646 (EXHALES) 955 01:00:22,819 --> 01:00:24,253 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 956 01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:27,857 How're you doing, sweetie? 957 01:00:27,890 --> 01:00:32,295 Can you fix my hair? It just looks really gross. 958 01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:35,164 So you haven't figured out how you're gonna wear it for tomorrow? 959 01:00:35,198 --> 01:00:39,469 Geoff likes it down. He says I'm naturally beautiful. 960 01:00:39,502 --> 01:00:40,570 Well, why wouldn't he? 961 01:00:40,603 --> 01:00:41,904 Oh, come on, Mom. 962 01:00:41,938 --> 01:00:45,141 Oh, sweetheart, you are so beautiful. 963 01:00:45,174 --> 01:00:47,443 Yeah, I know. I know. I'm beautiful inside. 964 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:53,383 It's just, Toni and Chrissy and Niki, you know, 965 01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:56,486 they all know about sex, 966 01:00:56,519 --> 01:01:01,591 and so they just seem so much sexier. 967 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:06,496 I don't know. Tomorrow night's almost here, and me and Geoff have waited 968 01:01:06,529 --> 01:01:08,865 a really long time, and I... 969 01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:11,367 I don't know. 970 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:13,736 What if I... 971 01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:16,873 I don't please him? 972 01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:23,780 I was a virgin when I married your father. 973 01:01:23,813 --> 01:01:25,915 Men used to talk about sex. 974 01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:29,185 You know, brag about it in the locker room. 975 01:01:29,218 --> 01:01:30,753 I didn't talk about sex. 976 01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:35,625 Not even with my mother, my sisters, not even my friends. 977 01:01:35,658 --> 01:01:39,262 Your father and I, we were... We were very Catholic. 978 01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:41,164 We didn't want to sin. 979 01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:47,070 So, I remember I was so nervous. 980 01:01:47,103 --> 01:01:49,872 All during my wedding reception, I kept on thinking, 981 01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:54,911 oh, what's gonna happen later that night? 982 01:01:54,944 --> 01:02:00,950 And then your father took me in his arms and he kissed me. 983 01:02:02,485 --> 01:02:05,822 I thought, "What was I worrying about? It was all for nothing." 984 01:02:08,324 --> 01:02:09,926 What's it like? 985 01:02:11,928 --> 01:02:16,432 Oh, it's magic. It's sharing. It's a connection. 986 01:02:20,269 --> 01:02:22,271 It is a joining of souls. 987 01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:25,308 It's lovely. 988 01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:30,246 You don't feel guilty for enjoying it? 989 01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:34,750 Oh! The Church is wrong about that, Danni. No! 990 01:02:34,784 --> 01:02:37,620 No matter what goes on in your life, 991 01:02:37,653 --> 01:02:40,056 at night, when you close your bedroom door, 992 01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:44,293 your marriage bed is a sanctuary. 993 01:02:46,863 --> 01:02:48,498 (SIGHING) 994 01:02:48,531 --> 01:02:52,602 Your father and I, we've been through so much, 995 01:02:52,635 --> 01:02:57,306 and when I go to bed at night, I still like to look sexy. 996 01:02:59,909 --> 01:03:01,644 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 997 01:03:01,677 --> 01:03:04,046 You just relax, huh? 998 01:03:06,482 --> 01:03:07,850 Trust. 999 01:03:12,989 --> 01:03:14,657 (SIGHS) 1000 01:03:21,497 --> 01:03:23,499 Hey! Hey! 1001 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:25,234 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 1002 01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:30,540 I told you, we don't eat restaurant food. 1003 01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:33,509 The Sposatos don't eat the catered food. 1004 01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:35,478 To my new daughter. 1005 01:03:35,511 --> 01:03:36,546 Everybody drink. 1006 01:03:36,579 --> 01:03:38,014 DANNI: Bottoms up! 1007 01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:41,684 Paparazzi. 1008 01:03:41,717 --> 01:03:45,054 Santo, you need to get your little rockstar out of there now. 1009 01:03:45,087 --> 01:03:48,491 Hey, Tom. You look good. The place is wonderful. 1010 01:03:48,524 --> 01:03:51,027 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. 1011 01:03:52,428 --> 01:03:53,629 Niki. 1012 01:03:54,197 --> 01:03:56,332 Hi. Hi. 1013 01:03:56,365 --> 01:03:58,568 Do you remember Marty? Yes, of course. How are you? 1014 01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:01,037 This is a really awesome spread. 1015 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,340 Thanks. It's especially made for couples in love. 1016 01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:06,542 Yup! That's you guys. 1017 01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:10,947 Hi, Mama. You look beautiful. 1018 01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:12,915 So do you. Thank you. 1019 01:04:12,949 --> 01:04:14,083 Hey. 1020 01:04:16,786 --> 01:04:19,422 Well. All right, everyone. Everyone, please. 1021 01:04:19,455 --> 01:04:22,959 Everyone, let's sit down and have a dinner. Okay. 1022 01:04:24,894 --> 01:04:27,230 Geoffrey, Geoffrey, have you... 1023 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:33,135 Hey. 1024 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:36,872 What happened to your friend? 1025 01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:39,976 I was being a jerk, so she left. 1026 01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:44,814 It's their loss, anybody who leaves my little kid. 1027 01:04:44,847 --> 01:04:46,816 Come on, let's go eat. 1028 01:04:47,617 --> 01:04:48,851 Come on. 1029 01:04:53,689 --> 01:04:54,957 (CLINKING) 1030 01:04:57,927 --> 01:04:58,961 CHRISSY: Yes? 1031 01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:08,170 I just wanna see which one of the sisters is brave enough to start us off with a toast. 1032 01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:11,307 I don't know if I'm the bravest, but I am definitely the oldest. 1033 01:05:11,340 --> 01:05:15,945 All right, ladies and gentlemen. The not-so-brave Niki Sposato. 1034 01:05:15,978 --> 01:05:17,847 Niki. Come on, Niki. 1035 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,615 Okay, listen. 1036 01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:25,254 So, I would like to say that since I've been home, 1037 01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:27,189 I've realized what is important to me. 1038 01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:34,964 And watching you and Danni together has made me feel jealous. 1039 01:05:36,065 --> 01:05:39,535 To be able to just live so simply. 1040 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:44,540 I'm not surprised, because you were always the smiling one and the easy one. 1041 01:05:44,573 --> 01:05:47,143 I mean there were those couple of years with the Ferraro sisters, 1042 01:05:47,176 --> 01:05:48,944 they were calling you "Fatty" and "Fanny," but... 1043 01:05:48,978 --> 01:05:50,446 Okay. 1044 01:05:50,479 --> 01:05:53,516 ...clearly there are no signs of that now. You're so beautiful. 1045 01:05:55,051 --> 01:05:58,120 And, Geoff, it is very apparent to all of us 1046 01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:02,825 that she's found strength in herself through you and through your love. 1047 01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:06,162 I just wonder how it feels to just love somebody like that. 1048 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:10,866 To just trust that that person 1049 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:13,969 is the person that you're gonna be with for the rest of your life. 1050 01:06:14,003 --> 01:06:16,539 To just say that and to mean it. 1051 01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:22,078 To you guys. 1052 01:06:22,111 --> 01:06:24,213 WOMAN: Salute! ALL: Salute! 1053 01:06:25,514 --> 01:06:27,049 (ALL CHATTERING) 1054 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:28,484 No, no, Marty, Marty. Come on, baby. 1055 01:06:28,517 --> 01:06:30,419 Marty, no... 1056 01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:33,389 Twinklebell wants to make a toast. 1057 01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:34,690 MARTY: Thank you, Auntie... 1058 01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:36,826 Speedie. 1059 01:06:36,859 --> 01:06:39,562 Thank you, Auntie Speedie. Thank you. 1060 01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:41,497 Before we get into this, like, whole wedding affair, 1061 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:44,367 I wanted everyone to know we have a double occasion to celebrate. 1062 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:48,270 Because of her amazing success on Pacific Black, 1063 01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:53,175 the network has decided to offer Niki, Officer Vera, 1064 01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,044 her very own TV show. 1065 01:06:56,078 --> 01:06:58,547 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1066 01:06:58,581 --> 01:07:00,783 So here's to the girl I love. 1067 01:07:01,884 --> 01:07:03,285 Officer Vera. 1068 01:07:03,953 --> 01:07:04,954 Salute. 1069 01:07:05,921 --> 01:07:07,390 (ALL CHEERING) 1070 01:07:07,423 --> 01:07:08,691 DANNI: That's great. 1071 01:07:08,724 --> 01:07:10,092 Hold on a second, huh? 1072 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,695 Great. 1073 01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:16,399 Before we toast my daughter's life away, 1074 01:07:16,432 --> 01:07:21,404 I got a question for the Hollywood-hotshot here. 1075 01:07:21,437 --> 01:07:23,305 What kind of man is it that has the girl he loves... 1076 01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:24,707 (WHISPERING) Sit! 1077 01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:25,841 ...parade around on television without any clothes? 1078 01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:31,447 Oh, with all due respect, Mr. S., your daughter is an amazing success. 1079 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:36,886 She's wealthy, she's amazingly talented, and she's famous. 1080 01:07:36,919 --> 01:07:38,120 I mean, what more do you want? 1081 01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:40,055 (CHRISSY LAUGHING) 1082 01:07:40,089 --> 01:07:42,892 Well, again I ask you. 1083 01:07:42,925 --> 01:07:45,895 What kind of man has my little girl parade around on television 1084 01:07:45,928 --> 01:07:47,530 without any clothes? 1085 01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:52,234 I know, Daddy. 1086 01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:55,638 A man with a very, very small penis. 1087 01:07:56,272 --> 01:07:58,407 Oh, Madonna! 1088 01:07:58,441 --> 01:07:59,675 Chrissy! 1089 01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:03,245 Did she say little penis? 1090 01:08:03,279 --> 01:08:06,081 No, she said he has a small penis. 1091 01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:08,150 Oh! They're gonna burn in hell! 1092 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:11,520 I mean, come on. I need to say it like it is! 1093 01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:14,190 Were you with her? Were you with her? 1094 01:08:14,223 --> 01:08:16,425 You were right. Your whole family's fucking nuts. 1095 01:08:16,459 --> 01:08:17,660 (ALL GASPING) 1096 01:08:17,693 --> 01:08:18,928 SANTO: Come here, you. 1097 01:08:18,961 --> 01:08:20,196 NIKI: No. Listen, stop. 1098 01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:21,931 TONI: Stop, Dad. Dad. 1099 01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:23,098 You, come here. 1100 01:08:23,132 --> 01:08:24,366 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 1101 01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:32,308 You know what? That's it! That's it! 1102 01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:40,616 God! All my life you guys have made me feel bad 1103 01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:45,221 because I love to be at home in Westerly with my family. 1104 01:08:46,689 --> 01:08:48,390 And when you were mean to me 1105 01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:52,194 or you made me feel stupid, 1106 01:08:53,262 --> 01:08:58,667 or you ignored me, I tried not to judge you. 1107 01:08:58,701 --> 01:09:03,339 And I pretended not to be subconscious of it. 1108 01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:07,343 And now I found a man that I love. 1109 01:09:09,678 --> 01:09:13,015 Who I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with. 1110 01:09:13,048 --> 01:09:16,185 And I'm gonna make my own family with. 1111 01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:19,855 And I wanted you all to be here. 1112 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:27,796 So, maybe, we could take the good times and forget the bad. 1113 01:09:29,198 --> 01:09:31,033 Oh, but I'm an idiot! 1114 01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:35,838 'Cause you don't care about me! 1115 01:09:35,871 --> 01:09:38,874 You'll never care about me! 1116 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,944 You're never gonna care about anyone but yourselves. 1117 01:09:43,078 --> 01:09:47,883 So you know what? Just go. Go on! 1118 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:50,252 Go back to wherever the hell it is you came from. 1119 01:09:50,286 --> 01:09:53,455 Go back and hide in your big fucking important lives. 1120 01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:56,625 I don't need you in my wedding and I don't need you in my life. 1121 01:09:58,127 --> 01:09:59,828 And you know what? 1122 01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:04,967 Just so you guys can stop worrying, I'm not simple. 1123 01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:09,405 Or pathetic. 1124 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,142 I'm actually really... 1125 01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:16,645 I'm really happy. 1126 01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:22,785 (GRUNTS) 1127 01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:36,065 Where we going, pumpkin? 1128 01:10:36,098 --> 01:10:39,935 You know, I'm not sure. I didn't exactly plan this part of the wedding. 1129 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:43,105 But you just give me a few seconds. I'll figure it out. 1130 01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:45,774 Okay, honey. 1131 01:11:05,961 --> 01:11:07,229 Marty... 1132 01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:10,332 Your dad just punched me in the jaw. 1133 01:11:10,366 --> 01:11:13,068 Yeah, I know. You know what? It's over. So... So, get out. 1134 01:11:43,165 --> 01:11:44,900 Fresh car. 1135 01:11:48,437 --> 01:11:50,572 You really are a cunt. You know that? 1136 01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:54,043 Toni, let me out of the car. No. 1137 01:11:54,076 --> 01:11:55,344 Let me out of the car! 1138 01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:57,479 What are you gonna do? You gonna walk? 1139 01:11:57,513 --> 01:11:58,781 You're not getting out of the car. 1140 01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,151 Toni. 1141 01:12:02,184 --> 01:12:03,852 I'm pulling over. 1142 01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:15,731 Chrissy, wait. Wait! I need to know something. 1143 01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:17,499 Why do you hate me so much? 1144 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:19,601 I don't hate you, Niki. I don't give two shits about you. 1145 01:12:19,635 --> 01:12:23,238 No, Chrissy, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of this! 1146 01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:26,241 The avoiding and evading and lying! 1147 01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:27,776 What? What is it? 1148 01:12:27,810 --> 01:12:31,580 Do you have any idea what it feels like to grow up after you? 1149 01:12:32,648 --> 01:12:34,516 Do you? No. 1150 01:12:34,550 --> 01:12:36,585 You had it so fuckin' easy! 1151 01:12:36,618 --> 01:12:40,723 Mom and Dad thought you were so perfect and I was such a problem! 1152 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:44,326 Just because I didn't get straight A's and win every fuckin' award! 1153 01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:50,966 Chrissy. It wasn't that bad, okay? 1154 01:12:50,999 --> 01:12:53,602 You don't have to fuck my boyfriend. 1155 01:12:55,604 --> 01:12:57,072 Wasn't that bad... 1156 01:13:04,179 --> 01:13:05,681 What are you... 1157 01:13:07,983 --> 01:13:10,452 We can't... Yes! We can. 1158 01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:14,957 Where's my dress? 1159 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:16,392 It's at Chrissy's, remember? 1160 01:13:16,425 --> 01:13:17,760 Okay, well, who needs it? 1161 01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:19,261 What about your family? 1162 01:13:19,294 --> 01:13:20,429 Screw them! 1163 01:13:21,430 --> 01:13:23,298 What about my family? 1164 01:13:25,367 --> 01:13:26,535 I'm... 1165 01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:30,105 (GRUNTS) 1166 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,042 (MIMICS CAT) 1167 01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:39,948 (GRUNTS) 1168 01:13:42,117 --> 01:13:43,519 How many did you get? 1169 01:13:43,552 --> 01:13:46,789 Yeah, we're gonna need more than that. Go. Now. Hurry! 1170 01:14:15,918 --> 01:14:18,821 (GIRLS SINGING IN ITALIAN) 1171 01:14:31,533 --> 01:14:33,836 IRENA: Okay, girls. 1172 01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:38,941 (CHEERING) 1173 01:14:46,281 --> 01:14:49,685 You know what I'm starting to realize as I get older? 1174 01:14:49,718 --> 01:14:52,187 That maybe our dreams don't come true. 1175 01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:55,691 I mean, maybe we wouldn't even want them if they did. 1176 01:14:57,860 --> 01:15:00,596 What am I doing with my life? 1177 01:15:00,629 --> 01:15:05,934 Look at me, I'm holding on so tight to this childhood dream of being a star. 1178 01:15:05,968 --> 01:15:10,005 And I'm acting like a, like a total bimbo, 1179 01:15:10,038 --> 01:15:13,175 just to even, like, hold on to this little... 1180 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:16,011 Like, maybe, that's gonna get me there, you know? 1181 01:15:16,044 --> 01:15:18,146 It's ridiculous. 1182 01:15:18,947 --> 01:15:22,384 I think that Mom and Dad, 1183 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:25,854 they put this in my head. It was, like, their dream. 1184 01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:31,026 Like Dad wanted to make himself bigger or something, you know? 1185 01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:35,430 Okay. Well, then, by that logic, they're dying for me to be a rocker? 1186 01:15:40,102 --> 01:15:43,839 I don't know, Nik. I think our dreams come from us, you know? 1187 01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:47,209 You got to hand it to them. 1188 01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:49,778 I mean, they said we could be anything we wanted. 1189 01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:50,812 CHRISSY: Nik? 1190 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,655 I didn't go through with it. 1191 01:16:01,423 --> 01:16:03,458 I didn't sleep with Marty. 1192 01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:10,265 I really do admire you, Nik. I just... 1193 01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:13,168 Sometimes it makes me crazy. 1194 01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:39,962 It was such a beautiful party. 1195 01:16:41,163 --> 01:16:42,564 (LAUGHING) 1196 01:16:51,173 --> 01:16:52,474 (SIGHS) 1197 01:17:14,162 --> 01:17:15,397 Good morning, pumpkin. 1198 01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:18,433 So, how are you feeling? 1199 01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:26,708 No. No! No! It wasn't a dream. 1200 01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:31,046 Why? Oh, my head hurts. 1201 01:17:31,079 --> 01:17:33,515 From the champagne or your family? 1202 01:17:36,752 --> 01:17:41,223 Was I really having a meltdown at my own rehearsal dinner? 1203 01:17:41,923 --> 01:17:43,025 Yeah. 1204 01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:46,928 And I really just sent everybody home? 1205 01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:52,034 Guess I didn't want a traditional wedding anymore. 1206 01:17:56,238 --> 01:17:57,439 Oh... 1207 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,208 But don't worry. 1208 01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:04,212 I called the priest, and he's meeting us at the university church in an hour. 1209 01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:07,682 We can still get married. 1210 01:18:07,716 --> 01:18:10,819 We don't need all those loonies at our wedding. 1211 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,955 Just the two of us. 1212 01:18:13,989 --> 01:18:15,090 (SOBBING) Okay. 1213 01:18:22,831 --> 01:18:24,066 (DANNI RETCHING) 1214 01:18:41,483 --> 01:18:45,253 No matter what, it's still our wedding day. 1215 01:18:45,287 --> 01:18:49,424 And I am still the luckiest guy in all of Rhode Island. 1216 01:18:54,463 --> 01:18:56,264 Take your hair down. 1217 01:19:05,507 --> 01:19:07,275 You look beautiful. 1218 01:19:21,123 --> 01:19:22,190 (SIGHS) 1219 01:19:24,526 --> 01:19:26,261 Come on. 1220 01:19:26,294 --> 01:19:28,630 I got to see you in that dress. 1221 01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:12,440 Geoff. 1222 01:20:19,681 --> 01:20:20,916 (SOBBING) 1223 01:20:29,925 --> 01:20:31,092 Geoff? 1224 01:20:43,405 --> 01:20:44,873 (SIGHS) 1225 01:20:44,906 --> 01:20:46,107 Geoff? 1226 01:21:10,065 --> 01:21:11,566 (SCREAMING) 1227 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:13,401 (CHATTERING) 1228 01:21:18,907 --> 01:21:21,476 You're both getting married today. 1229 01:21:38,193 --> 01:21:39,527 Thank you. 1230 01:22:11,459 --> 01:22:13,762 We are gathered here today 1231 01:22:13,795 --> 01:22:18,300 to celebrate the joining of two souls very much in love. 1232 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:22,170 Geoffrey David and Danisa Ann 1233 01:22:22,203 --> 01:22:26,875 are saying their sacred vows of holy matrimony. 1234 01:22:26,908 --> 01:22:30,111 With Jesus Christ our Lord as their witness, 1235 01:22:30,145 --> 01:22:34,849 Geoffrey and Danisa become a single thread 1236 01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:37,152 in the great fabric of the universe. 1237 01:22:37,819 --> 01:22:39,788 Their vows are forever. 1238 01:22:39,821 --> 01:22:43,124 Together, their love symbolizes 1239 01:22:43,158 --> 01:22:48,229 the great bonds of love we all have for one another and for Christ our Savior. 1240 01:22:48,263 --> 01:22:49,964 She's wearing my dress. 1241 01:22:49,998 --> 01:22:56,972 Do you, Geoffrey David, take Danisa Ann to be your lawfully wedded wife, 1242 01:22:57,005 --> 01:23:00,475 to have and to hold for richer or for poorer, 1243 01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:04,679 in sickness and in health, till death do you part? 1244 01:23:06,181 --> 01:23:07,449 I do. 1245 01:23:11,619 --> 01:23:12,887 Thanks. 1246 01:23:19,027 --> 01:23:21,162 And do you, Danisa... 1247 01:23:21,196 --> 01:23:22,330 I do. 1248 01:23:22,364 --> 01:23:24,666 (ALL LAUGHING) 1249 01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:26,301 All right, then. 1250 01:23:30,438 --> 01:23:33,775 By the power vested in me by the state of Rhode Island, 1251 01:23:34,909 --> 01:23:38,546 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1252 01:23:40,882 --> 01:23:43,618 Geoffrey, you may kiss the bride. 1253 01:23:49,924 --> 01:23:54,262 DANNI: People say your wedding is supposed to be the happiest day of your life. 1254 01:23:55,063 --> 01:23:56,898 Well, it's just the beginning. 1255 01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:04,572 ♪ You're a nobody Till somebody loves you 1256 01:24:05,807 --> 01:24:10,478 ♪ You're nobody till somebody cares 1257 01:24:12,947 --> 01:24:19,654 ♪ You may be king you may possess the world and its gold 1258 01:24:19,687 --> 01:24:26,494 ♪ But gold won't bring you happiness when you're growin' old 1259 01:24:26,528 --> 01:24:31,599 ♪ The world still is the same you'll never change it 1260 01:24:33,101 --> 01:24:38,273 ♪ As sure as the stars shine above 1261 01:24:39,841 --> 01:24:46,915 ♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you 1262 01:24:46,948 --> 01:24:51,986 ♪ So find yourself somebody to love 1263 01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:26,020 ♪ The world still is the same you'll never change it 1264 01:25:27,188 --> 01:25:32,827 ♪ As sure as the stars shine above 1265 01:25:34,529 --> 01:25:40,168 ♪ You're nobody Till somebody loves you 1266 01:25:41,169 --> 01:25:46,241 ♪ So find yourself somebody to love ♪ 1267 01:25:55,016 --> 01:25:58,086 ♪ Something's on its way to me 1268 01:25:58,119 --> 01:26:02,423 ♪ It's gonna smash my guts to the wall 1269 01:26:02,457 --> 01:26:04,159 ♪ But I don't mind 1270 01:26:04,192 --> 01:26:09,130 ♪ 'Cause I think it's time to be looking at the truth of it all 1271 01:26:09,964 --> 01:26:13,067 ♪ I'm lost as I've ever been 1272 01:26:13,101 --> 01:26:17,338 ♪ And moving my heart to my skin 1273 01:26:17,372 --> 01:26:20,675 ♪ I'm killing the girl that hated the world 1274 01:26:20,708 --> 01:26:24,879 ♪ And I'm being what I've never been 1275 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:30,718 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 1276 01:26:32,387 --> 01:26:35,690 ♪ What will I be if I'm suddenly free 1277 01:26:35,723 --> 01:26:39,794 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? 1278 01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:43,631 ♪ When the dawn delivers the day 1279 01:26:43,665 --> 01:26:47,368 ♪ I will still be awake 1280 01:26:47,402 --> 01:26:50,538 ♪ Packing all my anger away in a bag 1281 01:26:50,572 --> 01:26:54,976 ♪ That I will drive into a lake 1282 01:26:55,009 --> 01:27:00,415 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 1283 01:27:02,417 --> 01:27:05,620 ♪ What will I be if I'm suddenly free 1284 01:27:05,653 --> 01:27:09,891 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? 1285 01:27:09,924 --> 01:27:15,263 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 1286 01:27:17,498 --> 01:27:20,735 ♪ What will I be if I'm suddenly free 1287 01:27:20,768 --> 01:27:25,106 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? 1288 01:27:55,036 --> 01:28:00,375 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 1289 01:28:02,043 --> 01:28:05,647 ♪ What will I be If I'm suddenly free 1290 01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:09,817 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? 1291 01:28:09,851 --> 01:28:15,323 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 1292 01:28:17,525 --> 01:28:20,628 ♪ What will I be if I'm suddenly free 1293 01:28:20,662 --> 01:28:24,899 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? 1294 01:28:24,932 --> 01:28:30,371 ♪ What will I become if I'm now one of those on the run? 1295 01:28:32,407 --> 01:28:35,743 ♪ What will I be if I'm suddenly free 1296 01:28:35,777 --> 01:28:40,014 ♪ Of this gun I carry for fun? ♪ 89246