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Coach Ray Drecker...
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...a West Lakefield legend.
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He started out
as West Lakefield's star athlete...
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...and a member of the legendary Wolves,
class of '84...
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...when he lettered in three sports.
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After attending University of Central Florida
on a prestigious baseball scholarship...
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...Coach Ray chose to return
to West Lakefield High...
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...as a coach, history teacher
and all-around inspiration.
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Not only did she make me sound like
a turd, she left out the best parts.
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Like my contract with the Braves,
and my ligament injury.
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Like how I tasted
and came close to greatness.
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Since then, Coach Ray has been with us
through thick and thin...
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...through the good times
and the bad times.
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Coach Drecker's always there
when we need him.
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Is that what I was to them?
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The guy who was there?
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The guy they could count on
to stay behind when they leave?
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- And go to college
and forget our high-school days...
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...Coach Drecker will be here.
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Coach Drecker is always here for us,
which is why the student council...
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...has chosen to make Coach Ray...
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...the recipient of our fall fundraiser,
Meet You at the Car Wash.
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Okay.
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Coach, we know you lost your roof
in the fire.
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So we thought
we'd buy you a structural beam.
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We think this $235
will buy you about one and a half beams...
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...depending on the quality of the wood.
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We hope you enjoy the beams
for many years to come.
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Then they gave me the pickle jar.
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This is Ray.
I lost my old phone in the fire...
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...so make sure and leave your number.
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You have to give me an answer.
Tell me which way you're leaning...
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...because this train
is really leaving the station.
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Did you bring pictures?
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Uh, no.
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- Well, how can I choose then?
- You have to trust me. I choose for you.
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It's a responsibility
I take very seriously.
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Very seriously in every way.
It's what I do.
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What if you send me
some kind of freak?
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Not gonna happen.
I would never employ a freaky guy.
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I really just want
somebody calm and normal.
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No liars or addicts or drug users.
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That's why a service like mine
can come in so handy, Molly.
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I personally vet every individual
who works for me.
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And as you can see,
I'm a woman just like you.
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A normal person sitting across the table.
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I don't like the idea...
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...of some muscled-out, shiny-looking,
probably gay boy gyrating on me.
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And anonymous sex ads,
they're a turnoff...
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...but that doesn't mean
that I don't feel very sexy sometimes...
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...and wish
that life could be a little more simple...
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...you know, in that way.
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Yeah, it's really true.
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Yeah, I can understand
what reasonable women want...
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...because I am one of those women.
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That's why we're called
Happiness Consultants.
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Here, let me give you one
of our refrigerator magnets.
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It's a freebie.
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Oh.
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- Ooh.
- Yeah.
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Make sure you throw me
a good-looking one then.
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- Naturally.
- And make sure he doesn't have a small...
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...you know...
- Yeah.
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...wiener. Heh. Uh-huh.
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Lenore said she'd never had such...
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Look, I get enough teeny-weeny dick
already.
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Don't even send me medium size.
I'm not even kidding.
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Molly, relax.
We have no problems in that arena.
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Oh, my God. Can you believe the things
Lenore introduces me to?
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It's not like I do this every day.
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Did Lenore mention the price?
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- She said I should pay up-front.
- Three hundred.
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Now, that's a 50 percent
first-time discount.
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I only give that to Lenore's friends.
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Okay.
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So when should I get that to you?
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Well, I'm good to wait right here
if you want to go get it at the ATM.
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It's got a very reasonable surcharge.
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How do you keep from shooting yourself?
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Try to keep one foot in front of the other.
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I was gonna put up a roof beam
this weekend.
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Okay.
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- Well, thanks for showing it to me.
- Sure.
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- I hope it stops the problems.
- Yeah, me too.
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Why in the world would I have nightmares
about this place?
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All of my possessions did not get burned
up. None of my stuff was even here.
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Right.
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- Just all my stuff.
- Exactly.
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- I should go.
- Yeah.
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Oh, by the way...
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...I'm thinking of flying Darb
to New York tomorrow.
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You know, like, unexpectedly.
Take her to Mamma Mia!
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- Tomorrow is my night, Jess.
- I know, but she's depressed, Ray.
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It's boy trouble. I don't think Dad's night
at the drive-in is gonna cheer her up.
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Maybe it will cheer her up.
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Maybe Dad's night at the drive-in
is just what she needs.
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Hey, look.
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Something of mine was here.
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My nutcracker.
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- Hey, do you mind?
- No, you have at it.
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Go crack some nuts.
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Twenty years of marriage
and she misses the nutcracker.
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What the hell is she looking at?
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It's called work, lady.
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One foot in front of the other.
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It sounded so easy
when Mom used to say it.
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Just put one foot in front of the other
and good things will come.
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Ray. Ray!
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You never called me back.
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Ray, I know you're in there.
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It's freezing out here, so I'm coming in.
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So are you quitting or not?
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Come on, Ray, knock it off.
You're leaving me hanging out on a limb.
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Come on, Tanya.
I can't deal with this right now.
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- Are you getting sick?
- No.
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L... Seriously, I don't mean
to be negative...
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...but this is how people
get pneumonia and die.
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I'm a camper.
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I can camp out here all winter
if I need to.
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Could you not be arrogant
about your health?
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- A man your age needs heat.
- What do you mean, a man my age?
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I have a confession to make.
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- I booked you two appointments tomorrow.
- You...
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They're Lenore's recommendations.
It's no bullshit.
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A very nice woman named Molly
wants to see you tomorrow afternoon.
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I can't.
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Tomorrow I'm busy.
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- What makes you so busy?
- I'm putting in a roof beam.
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A roof... By yourself?
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Are you delusional?
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Men have built homes with
their bare hands for centuries.
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And I'm gonna do it
with whatever cash comes my way.
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- Starting with this pickle jar.
- These are very wealthy prospects, Ray.
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They could easily turn into regulars.
Do you know what that means?
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They both prepaid in advance, cash.
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Probably a lot more
than what's in that pickle jar.
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So if you ask me, I think that
you should postpone your, uh, roof project.
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- Richard?
- Uh...
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Are you Richard?
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Are you Molly?
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You're very, uh...
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- You seem like a very nice woman.
- Thank you.
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You're very...
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...handsome. Very attractive.
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Um...
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Thanks.
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- You're not a private investigator, are you?
- A what?
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I just suddenly thought,
"Oh great, my husband hired a PI."
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So you don't have a camera hidden
somewhere on your body?
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- Heh, heh. Nope.
- Can I check?
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Um... Um, sure. Okay.
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Listen, um, do you have any aspirin?
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I have ibuprofen.
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- Do you want some?
- Great.
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Whoa. Oh, Molly.
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I'm feeling so lousy.
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You know, I've been
spending a lot of time outdoors.
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Are you gonna be okay?
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You know, I don't think so.
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Shit, this is bad.
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Molly, I don't want to give you
what I got.
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Yeah.
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Shit, I don't think I'm the right guy
for the job right now.
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I'm sorry. I gotta go.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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- What did Hammer say?
- Doesn't matter.
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I didn't want to have sex with him,
so that's probably why.
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What did that ass-fucker say?
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He said he was fine with it.
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And then he started putting me down
with little comments, you know?
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Are you sure he wasn't just flirting?
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Mom, he was making fun of my thighs.
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Does that sound like he was flirting
to you?
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Well, yeah, I know, but when I was
in high school, for example...
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...guys used to tease me mercilessly
about my rear end.
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I'm not you.
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- I know.
- So please do not compare my life to yours.
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- I don't want to hear about your butt.
- Okay.
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Oh, that black looks good,
Damon. I'm so glad you came with us.
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That's not effeminate at all.
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Lots of guys get their nails done.
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- It doesn't mean you're gay.
- I'm not gay.
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Well, either way, I love you guys.
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What do you mean he didn't fuck you?
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Anyway, Maya saw him
with some skinny girl.
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And when I texted him about it,
he didn't write back.
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It's been like two days,
so I'm probably dumped.
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Forget him, Darby. Hammer reeks.
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- That's just his funky glands.
- Would you stop defending him? It's over.
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I don't give a shit if he was sick.
He got paid to fuck you.
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It's his job to come through.
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- Excuse me.
- Shh.
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Listen, Molly, if he didn't fuck you,
you're gonna get reimbursed.
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- There are children here.
- Excuse me for a sec. What?
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Your language,
my kids don't need to be exposed.
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Sweetheart, I'm gonna
have to call you back.
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- Do you have a problem with me?
- I might if you don't temper your language.
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Here, babe.
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If you ever want to pick out an outfit
to match that stick up your ass...
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...give me a call.
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How Tanya talked me over
to her place, I'll never know.
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I'm not the type who needs babying
when I'm sick.
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Oh, God. Don't look at it.
Don't think about it.
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Don't wonder where it came from.
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Okay. I'm coming in. I'm not looking.
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I'm gonna put your Yerba maté
on the tub here.
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And, um, how's the salts?
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- The what?
- The bath salts.
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They're supposed to be reinvigorating.
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Good.
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I suppose I really
should have just got a Z-Pak.
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Oh what, you're gonna slam your body
with drugs now, Ray?
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- Antibiotics are bad even for chickens.
- Will you turn around, Tanya?
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I feel weird talking
to the back of your head.
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I didn't want
to impose upon your privacy.
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I'm not shy.
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You know what I think?
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I think that this whole "I'm sick" thing
is psychosomatic.
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- Tanya, my head is pounding.
- Ray, come on.
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Right before you're supposed to perform,
you get sick?
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I got no problems performing, okay?
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Soon as I'm better,
I'll perform any night of the week.
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Can you handle twice in a night?
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Twice in a night...
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...is child's play, Tanya.
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That's fantastic, because you have
Molly at 8 and another one at 11.
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Great.
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Molly, huh?
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- What about Molly?
- No, just... Ahem.
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You know, I don't know
if I really feel comfortable doing Molly.
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Why the hell not?
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I don't know. Just, I...
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She's... She's not really my type.
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Not your type? What's your type, Ray?
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She's just not exactly
what I was expecting.
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- What were you expecting?
- I don't know.
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Just, you know, someone who looks
like they're sexually active.
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00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,775
You mean somebody you want
to be sexually active with.
240
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,737
- My God, so insulting.
- What?
241
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,701
Insulting to who?
242
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,953
I mean, come on, Tanya.
243
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,205
You have me flying blind out there.
244
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,790
I got rights too, you know?
245
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,210
Happiness Consultants
does not discriminate.
246
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:06,298
Not every customer is gonna be
some perfect, big-breasted 10.
247
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,052
I mean, why don't you try expanding
that pea-sized brain of yours...
248
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,430
...and getting turned on
by a woman's mind?
249
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,934
- We're not talking about my mind here.
- We can't control who opens that door.
250
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,564
It's part of your job
to walk through it anyway.
251
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,751
Who needs Mamma Mia! Huh?
252
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,337
Dad, your mask is distracting me
from the movie.
253
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,090
You're probably not even infectious.
254
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,759
All right, maybe you're right.
255
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,012
The car's a closed environment, kids.
I thought I'd play it safe.
256
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,020
Why are outdoor movies
always so violent?
257
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,272
Blood and gore plays great
on the big screen.
258
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,776
It's the great tradition of the B movie.
259
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,446
Yeah, the family that screams together
stays together.
260
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,949
- Not in our case.
- Come on, Darb.
261
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,910
We hang out, right? We're still together.
262
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,121
Dreckers don't let tough times
get them down.
263
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,456
- Where are you going?
- I need popcorn.
264
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,874
Darby, wait.
265
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,626
What the hell's going on?
266
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,754
- It's her ex-boyfriend.
- What, that Hammer kid?
267
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,967
- What the hell's his problem anyway?
- Stay here and I'll handle it, all right?
268
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,148
Forget about him, Darb. Just ignore him.
269
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,318
- Let's leave. Pretend you don't know him.
- Shut up.
270
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,071
Hi, Hammer.
271
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,158
Hey, Darb. What's up?
272
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,786
Uh, heh, not much.
273
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,331
Hi, I'm Tracie.
274
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,961
Can we talk for a second, please?
275
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,672
You mean, like, now?
276
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,768
She texted you and you never
even answered, you asswipe.
277
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,227
- When?
- Two fucking days ago.
278
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,397
- Damon, stop it.
- No, you stop, Darby. I'm handling this.
279
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,566
You wanna know
who's got back, Hammer?
280
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,235
- You've got back.
- Chill out before I kill you, dude.
281
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,446
- Stay away from my sister.
- I'll pay for it.
282
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,033
- You'll what? Fuck his popcorn.
- Fuck you, you wienie motherfucker.
283
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,868
Hey, hey, hey! Break it up.
284
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,079
- Hey, what's going on here?
- Dad, I have it under control.
285
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,457
Yeah, I can see that, Damon.
286
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,042
- You Hammer?
- Yes, sir.
287
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,419
What's wrong with you?
You upset my daughter.
288
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,005
You're about to hit my son
when you're twice as fat.
289
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,300
Dad, it wasn't Hammer's fault.
Damon started it.
290
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,219
- All right.
- He doesn't love you, Darb.
291
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,889
- Why are you taking his side?
- I can talk to Hammer if I want to, okay?
292
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,308
Stop fricking ruining this for me.
Both of you.
293
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,601
Take it down.
294
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,686
Oh, wait!
295
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,023
This sucks.
296
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,991
All right, I got eyes on them.
297
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,078
She knows I'm not gonna let her
drive home with that kid, right?
298
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:29,000
- Damester. Hey, man, you crying?
- No.
299
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,754
- Why's your face all wet?
- I'm not crying, Dad.
300
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,049
It's just...
301
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,760
Sometimes life is just too much.
302
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,681
Listen, when life gives you lemons...
303
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,600
- What, you make lemonade?
- Well, yeah.
304
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,895
If you like lemonade.
305
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:05,287
I've been a jock, student leader,
professional ballplayer, an educator.
306
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:10,876
Is this really the material
from which male prostitutes are made?
307
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,797
Hey.
308
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,384
- Hi.
- It's Ray Drecker.
309
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,303
Remember? Tanya's friend.
310
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:25,932
- Yes, the vintage-car guy, right?
- Yeah, right. Tanya's friend.
311
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,978
- Yeah, you remember the other night?
- What night?
312
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,689
With you and me and Tanya.
313
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,233
Are you referring to my student,
Tanya Skagle?
314
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,651
Right.
315
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,237
- The point is?
- There... There is no point.
316
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,865
I just... I recognized you
and thought I'd say hi.
317
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,199
Hi.
318
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,785
I don't think you should spend time
with Tanya, Ray.
319
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,162
She's going places.
320
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,497
- You know what I'm saying?
- Excuse me?
321
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,499
That young woman
should be surrounded...
322
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,170
...with inspirational people
and positive influences, that's all.
323
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,632
- She doesn't need a quitter.
- What do you mean, a quitter?
324
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,091
I'm not a quitter.
325
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,345
- You don't even know me.
- You're right, Ray. I don't.
326
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,013
So I'll just be jogging on.
327
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,141
Oh, by the way,
how's the vintage-car business coming?
328
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,851
It's good.
329
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,020
It's great.
330
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,606
Thanks for asking.
331
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,567
Running into Floyd
was like a bad dream.
332
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,361
Did I really look like a quitter?
333
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:28,411
- Are you done with the Circuit City thing?
- Oh, God.
334
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,916
I am so sorry. I am so slow tonight.
I'm off my game.
335
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,377
Honey, I don't care.
336
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,549
It felt like a symbolic kind of thing,
ordering a beam.
337
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:46,221
One foot in front of the other.
A step in the right direction, you know?
338
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,181
It's not in there, Ray.
339
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,226
- I counted only 143.
- One forty-three.
340
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,605
Maybe there's a missing $100 bill.
Maybe under one of these piles.
341
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,565
I don't think so.
342
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,151
One forty-three.
343
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:04,781
So that's just enough
for about a half a structural beam, right?
344
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:08,159
- What kind of beam do you have in mind?
- A house beam.
345
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,955
A structural beam
to enjoy for many years to come.
346
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,957
I guess you mean a ridge beam.
347
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,544
- Yes.
- Well, 143 wouldn't buy you half a beam.
348
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:20,338
Okay? In fact,
we don't even sell half beams.
349
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,090
What good is a half beam anyway?
350
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:27,554
The beam costs $500 to make,
and it does not include the price of wood.
351
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,098
Step over here, please.
352
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:46,156
That damn pickle jar.
It really did say it all.
353
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,243
Sorry about the other day.
354
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:54,289
I just... I had this 24-hour bug thing.
355
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:57,042
I mean, I had the flu shot.
356
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:01,046
It must... It must have been
some weird strain or something.
357
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,590
Yes, it's been going around.
358
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:06,009
My husband had it too.
359
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:10,138
- Heh, heh. I thought maybe it was me.
- You? Molly.
360
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,475
- Why would you think it was you?
- Whew.
361
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,728
- That's a relief.
- I felt really bad that I canceled.
362
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:20,648
I was... I was looking forward to this.
363
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,195
So...
364
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,490
What happens next?
365
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,827
May I?
366
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,848
You're so...
367
00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:57,977
Oh, dear.
368
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,522
What's wrong?
369
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,857
My husband, Richard.
370
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,401
He, uh... He doesn't?
371
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:10,198
He wants to have sex with me
every morning at 6 a.m.
372
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,535
- Huh.
- That's the way he wants to start his day.
373
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,662
He says
he has a high testosterone level...
374
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:20,083
...and if we don't have sex, he can't start
his day and he'll end up cheating on me.
375
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,835
But he's terrible at sex.
376
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,255
He has no talent for it.
377
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,757
No equipment for it.
378
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:33,304
Oh, and the worst thing is,
I don't know how to tell him no.
379
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,557
That must be...
380
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,433
...challenging.
381
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:42,897
- I'm sorry, I can't go through with this.
- You mean, you don't want to do anything?
382
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,902
Every time I think of intercourse,
I see his face.
383
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,242
I think you should go.
384
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,787
Huh.
385
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,543
Yeah.
386
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,312
Why don't we just relax?
387
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:26,191
Just see what happens?
388
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,533
I can't.
389
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:39,704
You know, you were interested enough
to get me here.
390
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,332
And then you got me here again.
391
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,627
And this might be your first time...
392
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,465
...but this is what I do.
393
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,553
I'm a professional.
394
00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,641
It's my job...
395
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:03,478
...to make you forget
about your husband.
396
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,608
You might have a hard time
saying no to him...
397
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,320
...but I promise you, Molly...
398
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:17,450
...you won't have a hard time
saying yes to me.
399
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,916
I wouldn't mind just looking
at your penis.
400
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,670
You want to look at it?
401
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,715
I think that would make me happy.
402
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,894
I changed my mind.
403
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:49,357
You're nothing like my husband,
are you?
404
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,776
I doubt we have much in common.
405
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,954
What's the second address, Tanya?
406
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,497
You went?
407
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,709
- Sure, I went. And I'm going again.
- Really, Ray?
408
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,628
Oh, my God, that's fantastic.
You're a god.
409
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,548
You're not the only woman
to say that tonight. Catch my drift?
410
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,258
I'll text you the address.
411
00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:18,011
I've been sitting here, Ray,
about to shoot myself.
412
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,264
Just seeing visions of me here,
just stuck and getting older...
413
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,309
...and surrounded
by all these fucking papers...
414
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:29,897
...and all these people's photographs
of all their stupid kids.
415
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,900
Ray, are you there?
416
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,827
Ajock, a student leader...
417
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,789
...a professional ballplayer,
an educator...
418
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,417
...a gigolo.
419
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,755
Perhaps an excellent gigolo.
420
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:58,134
An enthusiastic, fucking fantastic fucker.
421
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,428
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