All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [Dpz7dIDghGe] Snow Troubles (USA 1983, Kandi Barbour, Rhonda Jo Petty) (360)

I'm Ken Starbuck. And I'm Kara.

We'd like to share with you our movie,
Snow Honeys.

It's a great film and features the best
of our great male porno stars.

And our female porno stars as well.

What you will be seeing will stimulate
you men.

And you women as well.

To start our film, we'll be seeing the
beautiful Rhonda Jo.

Do you like love stories?

With fucking and sucking?

Yeah, and love making too.

Well, I wouldn't know about that.

David and Rhonda had a lot of fun making
this movie.

Yeah, and the producer.

They paid for it, too.

I certainly hope we get paid for this.

Didn't you know?

We're getting $10 cash and $900
deferred.

Deferred? Probably means we're only
going to get $10.

Ten bucks?

Well, it's not a total loss.

How come?

In my mouth, I hope.

Well, certainly. Where else?

Where else?

Did you just grab my cock?

Yes, I hope you don't mind.

I'll give you 24 hours to get your hand
off my cock.

Well, so, let's go watch Rhonda Jo and
David Blair.

In a wonderful performance.

A class act.

I haven't seen you for a while. You've
been gone.

Yeah, I was in Mexico for a couple of
weeks, three weeks.

I just got back from Florida.

Good. It's really good to see you again.

It's nice to see you.

It's pretty fast.

He

has

such nice hands.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Have you seen Super Rod and Lois
Cannell?

Oh, isn't he the guy that walks around
in drag with the blue leotard on with

campy S on front?

I saw him on Hollywood Boulevard, only
he had Super Boy on his back.

And Super Ass on his back.

Whatever turns him on.

So what about Super Rod?

You'll love him. He's in the next
segment.

You really will, girls.

And you really love Lois Canal. She's
really beautiful.

And Super Rod really does have a super
rod.

Just like me.

Just like you.

Super Rod is played by Don Hart, a very
underrated actor.

Lois Canal is played by Candy Barber, a
very sexy lady.

is walking his co -worker, Lois Payne,
home to her apartment.

Bye, Clark. Thanks for walking me home.
I'll see you at the office tomorrow.

Oh, uh, sure, Lois. Yeah, yeah. Bye.

Hey, goodbye.

While Lois is on her way up the
elevator, a two -bit sneak thief named

Jones is busy ripping off her family
heirlooms.

Lois struggles bravely against the
forces of evil. She finally succumbs to

strength of the criminal.

Ratface is unaware that on her delicate
wrist, she wears a two -way radio

wristwatch. With this watch, Lois is
able to call her reporter friend, Clark

Bent.

Always plugged into Lois' line, Clark
hears her pleas for help and knows this

a job for Super Rod.

Defender of justice and protector of the
good.

And Lois is real good.

More powerful than a locomotive. Faster
than a speeding bullet. Look, up in the

sky. It's a bird.

It's a plane.

It's Super Rod.

Carefully scanning Lois' neighborhood
with his X -ray vision, Super Rod sees

delivery.

Forever grateful, Lois frantically
searches her heart for some way to repay

Super Rod.

Don't worry about him anymore, Lois.
Peace will take care of him. Are you

Oh, yes.

Looks like Lois has thought of
something.

Oh, there must be some way I can thank
you.

No, thanks, Lois. That's not really
necessary. Thank you anyway, but... But

want to.

Let's hope she hasn't bit off more than
she can chew.

Wait, let me get out of my clothes.

This segment is a great fantasy scene.

I like your fantasy.

Thanks,

babe.

This one stars a dirty old man.

I hope his tool doesn't get bent in the
middle.

Au contraire.

He fucks a beautiful, blonde -haired
young girl named Natalie.

Older men should always fuck younger
girls.

Father, I used to know an older man that
fucked older women.

They're about 21, 22.

Yeah, but I met a couple of older
ladies, attractive ones, that really

on.

Depends on the policy.

As a matter of fact, let's watch Jacques
fulfill his fantasy with Natalie.

You make an old man very happy.

I would like to fuck you.

Oh, yes.

Put your fingers on my cock.

Put it in me.

Yes, my dear.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're so hot.

Do you know that most men enjoy watching
two beautiful young women make love to

each other?

Well, women enjoy watching too.

Hoping that men will learn something
from it, right?

Right. Like how to really eat a pussy.

Well, true.

Most women do eat better pussy. But
that's because they know how they feel.

And they relate to women better.

Talk about relating.

The last two times you ate my pussy, you
missed my click completely.

Hmm.

Well, we're going to have to correct
that error immediately.

Is that a promise or a threat?

A promise.

He's such a pervert.

But I know you want to see two beautiful
girls in a lesbian scene, right?

Right.

So, the scene we're about to see is with
Rhonda Jo and Becky Savage in a scene

from the great motion picture, Sweet
Cheeks.

And I'll keep thinking about you hitting
my clit as we watch.

You pervert.

Isn't it pretty out here?

But very cold.

It's always fun here.

Let's go in the house.

One in.

You have a nice body.

Now let's go.

Come on.

Keep rubbing me.

You're so warm.

You make me feel wet.

You like that?

I feel me all over.

I bet you do.

That's right.

Oh.

Come here, bitch.

Okay,

you sleepy cunt.

Suck my cunt, bitch.

Come on, suck it, I said.

Come on.

Go ahead, dog breath.

Suck it.

Take this.

Take it.

Shut up and take it.

You like that, huh?

Come on, bitch. Take it.

You like that, huh?

You love it. You know it.

I'm going to come in your mouth.

Suck it.

And I'll lick it.

Lick every drop of it, bitch. Take every
drop.

Come on, cunt. Eat it.

Are you ready for Vanessa Del Rio and
John Leslie?

And Suzanne McBain, my favorite.

Well, are you ready?

Well, I'm ready for anything as long as
you keep jacking me up.

The trouble with you is that you're led
around by the head of your cock.

You must admit it's a pretty good
navigational guide, though.

I bet your radar bends every once in a
while.

Well, no one's perfect.

Well, maybe we should get Suzanne to
help you keep it up.

Good idea.

Let's watch.

You know...

Of all the kinky things I've done, I've
never fucked you in the ass.

Oh, please be gentle, honey.

I will. Don't worry.

I'll just get a little bit of this done
here.

You are definitely a tight fit.

How would you like to see one of the
most beautiful women in the

world? Oh, you're talking about Vega
again.

Yeah, and her many beautiful friends.

Especially Desiree Costello.

What have they got that I haven't got?

Hey, you're not so bad.

In fact, you give great head.

Oh, that's right, Buster.

I can suck and fuck with the best of
them.

Well, why don't we give our audience a
special treat?

Of the many pearl stars in action.

And with beautiful sink.

This is a fantastic massage.

And it tastes good, too.

You know,

eating your pussies made me so horny, I
can't stand it.

I just have to have some cock.

Oh, listen, they have a hot tub here.

Maybe we could find someone.

Oh, let's go.

All right. Okay.

Okay.

Oh, so hot.

Oh,

so wet.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely know what to do.

Thank you.

just like us tight, don't you?

The tighter, the better.

While he's sucking me up the ass, I
think it only fair that we show you a

dirty thing.

This picture's Mickey Savage, Kevin
Gibson, and Mike Icke. In a lot of

grease grump.

Fucking and sucking in the grease.

The only...

And you girls will laugh the big stiff
cock on Kevin.

This scene was cut from Sweet Cheeks.

And it is a wild one.

All right.

montage of cum shots galore.

Beautiful men.

And beautiful women.

Oh, very

foxy people.

I meant to film.

Thank you.

Good for you.

Faster.

Faster. Good.

I love you.

I think you're turning me on.

Should we come together, baby?

Yes. But first, I want the audience to
see Super Rob again.

Only this time, he has Lois and Sake
with him.

Well, he's got the tool to do it.

Oh, I want to see it again.

The picture?

No. His tool, his big tool.

Well, we'll all see his big tool again.

But frankly, I'll be looking at Candy
and Sakan.

In a garage in Megapolis, beautiful Sika
waits for her car. Don.

Hello. Is my Mercedes ready yet?

Yeah, I wish I could tell you yes, but
I'm really running short -handed today,

and Miss Lois...

It's getting late. I'm not concerned
about Lois's car.

Come on, how about it?

Oh, God, here she comes. Arriving with
Clark Vance, super shy reporter for the

Morning Globe, Lois finds her car not
quite ready. Hi, Don.

Ready to get the squeak out of my door
yet? Gee, Lois, I've really been having

tough time with it. I think I'm going to
have to get up underneath the car and

take a look at it from there.

Well, Christ, Don, what about my
Mercedes?

Um, Lois, would you like me to wait
around here for a while?

Oh, no, Clark. That's okay. You're going
back to the office. I'll meet you there

later. Oh, okay.

Oh, Clark.

Thanks for the ride.

Oh, sure.

Bye. Well, let me get out of the car and
get the squeak fix back on the road.

Lois, never aware of her own strength,
forces her car down on top of the

mechanic.

She's in danger of being crushed into
mush.

It's a job for Super Ron.

Lois calls Clark on her two -way radio
wristwatch.

Hearing Lois's SOS, Clark ducks into the
nearest phone booth for a little quick

change hocus -pocus.

Look up in the sky.

It's a bird.

It's a plane.

It's Super Rod.

Quick as a flash, Super Rod drops into
the garage about as light as a bucket of

bones.

The weight of Lewis's car is nothing for
the man from the planet Zircon.

Almost at once, the mechanic is free and
looking good.

Let me help you up.

You sure you're okay?

Yeah, I think I hurt my shoulder a
little bit. I better go check it out at

doctor.

Thank you so much.

Well, that's fine. Anytime.

You don't have to rush off, do you?

No, no, not really.

Yeah, don't mess up.

Well, I suppose I could stay around a
little bit longer.

You know, I really like convertibles. Do
you mind if I sit in yours?

Oh, sure. Go right ahead.

Sika and Lois are anxious to repay their
debt to Super Rod for saving the only

mechanic in Megapolis that can repair
sports cars.

Ooh, what a nice car.

The two lovely ladies look like the meat
case at a delicatessen.

I bet you could really have a good time
in this thing.

Uh -huh, yeah, I'll bet we could have a
lot of fun in this car.

Yeah, well, why don't you jump on in?

That feels great, but why don't you let
me give you some head?

Of course.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I need... They have a beautiful clock.

Oh, that looks good. I want some too.

Oh, come on.

hero sandwich.

Megopolis' only foot -long hot dog.

I'll save you two any time. Any time at
all.

I know I wanted to go into the hero
business.

Looks like one will be enough for both
of them.

They may even need a doggy bag to take
home what's left over.

Oh, what do you mean?

I'm lost.

This is nice.

I know what I'd like more than anything
else.

Come on up. Right, right.

Turn around.

Good.

More, deeper, harder. Oh. Oh, boy.

These are well lubricated by some super
oil.

Ready to come?

Ready and able.

If I make you come, will you promise to
make me come?

I promise.

The director told my friend the same
thing.

Yeah, what did he say?

He promised to use her in one of his
movies, and he also promised not to come

her mouth.

So? He didn't keep any of his promises.

I'm not going to be able to keep my
promise either.