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Previously on "Being Human."

I got my residency at SCH.

The hospital, the one that I work at?

What I really wanted was to see you,

hear from you, why you left.

The night Stu died, when I was mauled,

the attack changed me.

Reaper.

You could take my job and be a reaper.

You'll reap your first soul tomorrow.

Maybe I can do this.

Suren knows about me, that I'm back?

You really
want him at your side?

Yes.

If you wanna buy your
way back into this court,

Mother's going to want her pound of flesh.

Of course, a vampire
wouldn't die from this.

Your skin will grow back.

Henry is my blood,

and he had better be alive
when I come back for him.

Who is it?

I don't know.

You didn't check? You always check.

Old Sally checked.

I need you to invite us in.

You mean, you need me to invite him in?

I thought we didn't do that.

This is different, this is Henry.

Ah, it was a long time ago,

but I made him, Josh.

He's my son.

Did you make him without skin?

I need a place where
I know he'll be safe,

that's here, now please.

The bonds you form with some people

will make you look past anything,

ignore what they've become.

Fine.

Please, a little bit more, huh?

Enter, I invite thee. Mi casa su casa.

That'll do.

You'll hang on to the
version you wanna remember,

not the one in front of you now.

I can't deal with this. I'm late for work.

Me too.

I don't wanna sound like an infomercial,

but attitude is everything.

To do this right, you need
to lose the ambivalence.

You-you act like it's
easy to kill your own kind,

to stand there and watch
while you shredded Stevie.

I never said it was easy,
I said it was necessary.

Either way, a ghost is
gone, somebody just like me.

This has to be done, but
it doesn't have to be cruel.

After all, we're reapers, not monsters.

Somebody kills a body,
and their soul's still left.

But when you do what we do.

He needs to go.

I know.

Walter.

Walter.

Go find your own kid.

He's mine.

Hey! What the?

You said you were done possessing.

So, I slipped once.

I'm sorry, Walter.

Reapers don't apologize.

Come on, Sally, think
how that reflects on me.

What are you talking about?

Walter, it's time for you to go.

Ooh, a catchphrase, I like it.

Get out of my face.

I can control it.

Not today you didn't, not
yesterday with that waitress,

or last week with the bus driver.

You're never gonna stop.

Do it.

Ah! Sally, stop!

That's I, shred him!

- Stop, Sally!
- Oh, come on!

What did I teach you?

Strike.
- No, please!

Not my best work, but you get the point.

Friends, parents, mentors,

we hold on to that
idealized image of them,

even if it's an illusion.

Because if we can't believe in them,

what does that say about us?

Excuse me.

Hey, what's this all about?

Sexual harassment seminar's today.

- It's mandatory.
- Shoot me in the face.

Hi.

Hey.

Ah, that coffee's toxic.

Thanks for the heads up.

Yeah.

Josh, wait.

We can't be these people.

Which people?

The coworker exes who
talk about cafeteria food

and give what up nods in the hall.

Yeah, those people suck.

Yeah.

So I've been thinking,
you were a lousy fiance,

but you were a pretty decent friend.

Thank you?

Look, Josh, we were friends

a lot longer than we were engaged.

Yeah, I know.

Friends we can do.

Oh, and all that rage you say
you've got, I don't see it.

Your bark was always worse than your bite.

Remembering that
best version of our friends

reminds us that we were
that promising once,

that strong, that alive.

Stu?

Hey, Levs! Heh!

Stu.

I can't believe you're here.

How have you been since-

Since you convinced me to go
camping with you that night?

Hey, we've got
somebody alive over here!

I've been dead, Josh.

How about you?

Man, you have no idea how many times

I wish I had you around to talk to.

Yeah? You could've tried to find me.

Um, to be honest, once I
found out that ghosts are real,

I didn't really wanna see you.

You really know how to
make a guy feel missed.

No, that's not what I'm...

I just meant that I'd hoped
that you'd gotten your door

and moved on to something better than-

Josh, my dad never said, "I love you."

And my mother basically cut my food for me

until I went off to college.

So I am the king of unresolved
issues, life and afterlife.

No door for me.

So what did you do?

I stayed pissed at you for far too long

for, ah,

surviving

and leaving.

Well, I don't know how you got over it,

but I'm glad you did.

The grab was flawless.

The kid barely knew he'd been possessed.

You've got to make sure
the shred is just as clean.

You make it sound so clinical.

It should be.

If you linger, they start in
with the whining and the lying.

It gets awkward for everyone.

You're still not sold?

It's just...

When Walter said that
it was a one-time thing,

or when Stevie told me
that he didn't kill Boner

and his friends, how do we
know who's telling the truth?

They all lie.

Wouldn't you to save yourself?

Maybe.

What if we make a mistake?

There are no mistakes.

Once you take over, that'll become clear.

How?

Commit and the worries will go away.

Will that be a problem?

No.

Good,

because the next reap is all yours.

How did you even find me here?

Remember DUI Dave, always
riding a stool down Durgen's?

Yes, he took out 40 feet of guard rail,

when he drove into the gorge.

- Yeah.
- I remember that guy.

Yeah, that's the one.

Well, homeboy's like a clearing house

for the supernatural now.

So I heard through the ghost-vine
that you're a werewolf?

You're kind of a big deal back home.

Right, I'm huge in Ithaca.

Right?

Yeah!

You know, sometimes I wish
I hadn't left so fast,

but the whole wolf thing kind
of spun me out a little bit.

Yeah, that night messed up a lot of us.

Your parents got even weirder.

Tell me about it.

Julia.

Yeah, but she's doing better.

I mean, s-she even wants to be my friend.

Yeah, I would pass on that.

Why?

Well,

you guys are both all-in kind of people.

I was, I was, I am not anymore.

Yeah.

No, for real.

I-I went all in with my
last girlfriend, Nora,

and, and now she's gone.

She's gone away or she's gone, dead?

No, she's alive.

And she's a wolf.

Yeah.

She wants nothing to do with me.

So I guess Julia actually got off easy?

Yes, she did.

And don't worry, nothing
is gonna change that.

Julia and I are officially
ancient history.

I know you have one around here.

One, one what?

A stake.

No, no, you're gonna
get better, you're strong.

No, I'm not.

I never was.

Hey, you made it 80
years in the wilderness,

you can make it through this.

Why?

So I can screw up again?

Make your life worse like I always have?

Not always.

What have we got here?

Cleared a whole trench by himself.

I've never seen so much blood.

How many
entry wounds are there?

Lost count at a dozen.

You deal with him.

I'm afraid you're stuck with me.

Let's see what we have here.

Dear Lord!

He'll be gone west by morning.

Don't go wasting good
morphine on a dead man.

Take them out.

What?

The bullets! You heard
him, I'm dead anyway.

Get them out!

Wait here.

Uh-uh! I'm not
babysitting the meat-sicle.

It's not like he's gonna throw a rager.

He's not getting any
better and he needs food.

Oh, are we talking
takeout that comes in a bag

or the kind with a pulse?

You know what? Never mind.

Bring him a whole herd of
cattle, what do I care?

Hey, Sally.

Boner?

Have you seen Stevie?

We know all about Boner.

Boner? He's still here!

Where, where is he?

But Stevie shredded you.

That's news to me. Who told you that?

He shredded them, Sally, Dylan, Boner.

Stevie lied to you.

Someone who should know better.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

'Cause you don't look okay.

No, I'm fine, um...

So-so the other guys at Jasper's,

Stevie didn't shred any of them?

The only one Stevie shredded was Dylan,

and that was to protect you.

Who told you that stuff about Stevie?

A ghost reaper.

That's who told me.

You never saw him at Jasper's?

No. Is he after Stevie?

Not anymore.

Good.

If you see Stevie, tell him to
come hang out with us again.

Nobody's seen him lately.

Offensive conduct doesn't
even have to be sexual,

language, singling out
somebody based on gender.

Even staring, if it's combined
with threatening behavior.

Now, that all being said,

we know that coworkers are
gonna have sexual relations,

I'm sure that some of you already have.

But most harassment cases happen

when there's an unequal power dynamic.

Like between, say, a
doctor and an orderly.

To make sure that it's put to a stop

before things get out of control.

Man speaks the truth.

I get it.

Everyone is looking at you.

It's the story of my life.

Try getting left at the altar.

So I have a little rule,

when it comes to sexual harassment,

especially if you've been warned,

and that is, when in doubt, cut it out.

If you have any questions,
you can always come to me

to my office for a private one-on-one.

That's not at all creepy.

I guess we'll just wait 'til
our coworkers are finished.

Oh, good! They've finished.

Now, what exactly is harassment?

No, I don't wanna leave.

Okay, that's not what I'm saying.

What you were thinking
is not what I'm saying.

The dog could not be persuaded to go.

Come on!

This is it?

I thought you said there was a party.

Well yeah, there is now
that you're here. Come on.

Okay, you're cute but
you're not that cute.

- Oh!
- Yeah, I'm saving threesomes

for marriage, sorry!

That's not what I mean, no, no, no.

Actually, you're coming inside,

because you can't wait
to give my friend Henry

whatever he needs.

Why are we wasting time out here?

Yeah, Henry needs us.

Let's go.

Before you meet Henry,

there's one little thing
I forgot to tell you.

Why is there always a catch?

No, this is very, very good.

Henry is the most handsome
man that you've ever seen.

"And every day, I, a curious boy,

never too close, never disturbing them,

cautiously peering,
absorbing, translating."

Do you have any Zane Grey?

You don't like Walt Whitman?

Hm, no, I liked him just fine.

Your wounds are healing on their own.

I've got to show a doctor!

No.

Hm-hm.

But it's a miracle.

How did you survive out there?

I killed them before they killed me.

You joke about it, but I
could never do what you did.

I wish I had a 10th of what you have.

What does it feel like

to take a life?

You seem a good man, Henry.

Be thankful that you don't know.

How many have you killed?

I lost count

a long time ago.

Private, I hear you speak frog.

Come make yourself useful.

Yes, sir.

I don't think one
of them is gonna make it.

Can't stop all this blood.

Let's open up his shirt.

Oh, my god!

Why did you bring them?

He's so beautiful.

Sorry, Sally, now's not the best time.

Three sets of twins in one night!

It's like serial mayhem in here.

Can we just please focus
on the Reaper right now?

Nick.

Look, okay, if-if he
was lying about Stevie,

then he could be lying
about other things, right?

I wish I was more help.

I've spent my whole life with ghosts,

but this reaper stuff is new to me.

Babe?

Yeah, babe?

Ah, what about your ghost group?

Worth a shot. It is
disturbing how much they know.

You know what? You
should go there tonight and ask.

Okay, yes, great, great.
Are you not gonna be there?

Ah, no, I, I don't need it anymore.

I'll be home as soon as group's over.

But no watching "Real
Housewives" without me.

Okay, you both need to stop!

You're more persuasive than I remember.

Eat.

Absolutely.

He's been at this all night.

Can you make any sense of it?

What's got him so riled up?

He's talking gibberish,
must be shell shock.

Oh, I don't know, I love ortho,

I just don't wanna have to deal

with all the fratty ortho guys.

Maybe I'll just chuck
it all and go podiatry.

♪ To fight this woe is me demeanor ♪

What?

I feel like an ass.

Why, because you scratched and lost?

No, because I'm talking about
med school in front of you.

I love hearing about it.

Exactly, you closed the
science library down every night.

And you killed the MCATs,
I mean, there is no world

in which you should not be a doctor.

Well, other things, thank you.

Other things became more important.

Like winning Orderly of the Year?

I like my job.

No, you don't, or you
wouldn't be doing the tap thing.

I don't do a tap thing.

Yes, yes, you surely do.

Whenever you got stuck
talking boating with my dad

or modern dance with my
roommate, you'd be polite

and tap your glass and
hate every second of it.

Yep!

I reapplied.

Even got in.

Josh, why aren't you going?

I, I couldn't, I couldn't
go through with it.

There was this thing with
Nora and now there isn't,

and you know.

You realize you just
cried on the shoulder

of the woman you dumped about
the woman who dumped you?

Whoa! Somebody just stepped in it.

I'd like to retract,

ah, erase or demolish the
last 30 seconds, if I may.

No, it's actually kind of nice.

I like it.

I, I don't like it.

But I like hearing my
weird, old friend, Josh,

who hasn't changed nearly
as much as he thinks he has,

and who I wish I got to see more of.

Whoa! Stay strong, Levs.

Keep it together, avoid
direct eye contact.

This is the time when
I should probably leave.

- Oh.
- Yeah, yeah.

I should, I should definitely-

- Didn't see that coming.
- No.

But I guess I should be used to this.

No, I just meant we're good, right?

Friends, check.

Talked about my ex, check.

It's nice having you not hate me.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The fire is burning,
no chance of returning ♪

♪ Out of sight, keep it black and white ♪

♪ My love and affection ♪

I'll see you.

♪ A sense of direction, high and low ♪

Yeah.

♪ My conscience is keeping
my body believing ♪

Good, good, but I
think we might wanna reassess.

♪ I'm intact, is that a fact ♪

Ah.

♪ This lust is contagious
and I know it's dangerous ♪

You know what?

♪ So I plead on my hands and knees ♪

Oh, my god! You are so beautiful!

Ah!

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- Ah!
- Wait a second.

- What?
- Wait.

What?

Is this, is this the worst idea ever?

Oh no, no, no, this is the best,

the best, the best idea ever.

Okay.

♪ I get so high when the Devil is a lady ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I get so high when the
Devil comes to take me ♪

I've-I've never wanted
anything so much in my life,

so yeah.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪

Oh, crap, crap, crap.

Hey, just being honest,
not my proudest moment.

What did you do?

♪ But you know it's a sin ♪

You, me, out.

- What, now?
- Yeah.

Yeah, okay, yeah.

Oh, my god!

♪ If you play the game of love to win ♪

At what point did you decide

that using my body to have sex with my ex

is something that just had to happen, Stu?

Uh, probably somewhere
during the goodbyes.

I'm sorry, I just couldn't stop myself.

Really? Because you
stopped me all day long.

And of all the women, Stu,

all the women that you
could've done this to.

I love her, Josh.

There it is.

What?

I-I-I have ever since senior year.

We-we were all friends, yes,

but I, I loved her first.

But you never even asked her out.

That's because I overthink things

and then don't act upon
them, it's kind of my move,

and plus, I thought she'd say no.

But you were the one who
told me to ask her out.

Yeah, but in all fairness,

I thought she'd say no
to you too, no offense.

And she didn't and then all of a sudden,

you're, "Hey, Josh and Julia!"

And then you're engaged,

and I'm stuck in a plaid
dress shirt for eternity.

You didn't come to
the hospital to see me,

you were following Julia.

When you left Ithaca,

it was the first time
that I had her to myself.

So what, this is like your thing then?

You just go around possessing guys,

so you can have sex with her?

- No, man!
- No, no?

No, it's so much lamer, I-I-I...

I wanted her to look at me

the way she used to look at you.

Okay.

So would I.

Those days are gone.

That's what I thought
too, until last night.

Josh, listen to me, I have
watched her for so long

and when I saw the way
that she looked at you,

I knew this could be my last chance,

and you, you were just gonna let it go.

Because you were hounding me!

Hey, we're...

And because you were right.

You have no idea what I could do to her.

If I'm not careful, no.

You-you say you have a curse,

because once a month, you lose it.

But you're still alive, and
if you wanted, if you wanted,

you could have Julia

look at you like that for
the rest of your life.

I would trade my curse

for yours any day.

No.

You say you love her,
but look what you did.

Now, I either bring her in
closer or I break her heart.

Either way, I destroy her.

Now, which one

goes first?

Ah, hm-hm, no.

Why do you think I brought two of them?

Each one gives a little,
everyone goes home happy, okay?

Why are you still talking? Shh!

You're right.

Let's just stick to the good stuff.

Oh, Holly.

Um, you're bleeding.

No, I'm not.

Okay, um, we have to go.

Oh!

Hey, hey.

No!

Everything's fine, you're
having the time of your life.

There's so much blood.

Please let us go, we're
not gonna say anything.

Help! Someone, please!

Somebody, there's just
blood, oh, somebody help me!

Oh, God!

Five-second rule.

Stop, stop!

Please don't let me die.

You don't wanna die?

Well, you never will.

Get the MPs!

Move, move, run!

Get out of here!

Hello?

Zoe?

Zoe!

Had to start without you.

What are you doing here?

Where's the group?

How did you find out about this place?

You still think you
can keep things from me,

especially something this good?

What happened? Where is everyone?

Gone, like they should be.

Oh, right, not everyone.

Sally, why?

You killed all of them!

How could you?

How could I not?

Talk about one-stop shopping,

five minutes and I filled
my quota for the week.

They were trying to get better!

What are you talking about?

No one gets better.
Don't you know that by now?

Look, Sally, s-sometimes I
feel like you don't listen,

and that hurts.

Zoe, I'm so sorry, I didn't-

Stop it, Sally, this is all your fault!

Give me a little credit.

Oh, God!

I am done!

I don't care what you do to me,

I am never gonna be like you.

It's cute when
you act like you have a choice.

The only path you take is
the one I choose for you.

Zoe, I-

You stay the hell away from me!

Come back to bed.

I don't think that's a good idea.

♪ How long will it take me ♪

And if you wanna throw something
at me, I won't even duck.

♪ How long will it take me ♪

Scoot over.

What?

Well.

What are you doing?

I'm going back to sleep.

Yeah, I can see that, but why?

Because I'm tired.

Mm, you're warm.

And since you're more
screwed up than I am,

what are you gonna do,

judge me?

♪ Tell me you're mine ♪

♪ Tell me you're mine ♪

Congratulations.

For what?

You are the lone survivor of
Casualty Clearing Station 54.

What did you do to them?

I used them.

I used them to make us better.

Oh, and Henry.

I saved you some.

What are you talking about?

Come, now, you said
that you wanted to know

what it was like.

You went to sleep weak
and you woke up strong.

Now, it's gonna take some getting used to.

What do you want me to do?

Henry,

he's wounded and he's suffering

and he's going to die anyway.

Just this once.

I told you, I can't kill men.

I know.

But that was before you met me.

So this is what it's like being part

of a well-oiled machine,
Suren must be happy.

I have my own reasons.

You did all this for
me. You haven't eaten.

You must be starving!
Let's get some brekkie.

You do whatever you want, I'm out.

Come on, this is the
best I've felt in decades.

It'll be like old times.

Hey, I'm Josh.

We met yesterday.

Thanks for the invite.

You're Henry.

You look so much better.

Catch you later, Aidan.

Only one thing would
make him heal that fast.

What happened in there?

Oh, no, no!

Okay, you can do this.

Cleansing breaths.

Nick.

Nick, you shouldn't be here right now.

Zoe told me what happened.

I didn't know that he
was gonna kill them, Nick!

Who would kill them?

The Reaper!

Look, either you help me salt
us in, or you get out of here.

- It's okay.
- You need to get out.

Sally, it's okay,
we're gonna get you help

and then you are never
gonna do this again.

I didn't do anything! I
didn't do anything, it was him!

Sally!

There is no reaper.

I know I screwed up, but
I never brought it here.

He didn't have anyplace to go.

You know how many places I've got

where there's no pretense,

where just being isn't exhausting?

One, this house, with you and Sally.

I've almost earned my
freedom for once and for all,

but I told you that it
was gonna get messy.

No, no, no, no,

there's messy, and then
there's this, Aidan.

This is never gonna happen again.

We're gonna get it back to the way it was.

Don't worry about it.

He's right behind you.

No, there is nobody else here.

- He's right behind you.
- It's gonna be all right.

Let go of him! He didn't do anything.

He thinks he can have a
human, flaunt it in our face?

Please don't do this.

Stop it, stop! I'm not gonna do this.

I'm never gonna be like you.

Don't you get it, Sally?

You are me.

Here's how it goes.

Usually a ghost is around just long enough

to have a little fun.

But the longer a ghost circles
the drain, crazier the ghost.

What do you want?

I'm unbalanced?

Yes!

You're the one who passed
up your door and you possess!

I don't need your help, you're crazy!

Who are you?

You know exactly who I am.

Sally! There is no reaper.

You are an interesting
case, Sally Malik.

What do you mean?

You're...

Special.

You really think so?

Sally.

Sally!

Sally, Sally, let him go.

You don't wanna do this, Sally.

I think I do.

Oh and boys, Sally isn't here anymore.

What did you do?

He had to go.

They all did.

You don't get to decide that.

Somebody has to,
somebody has to tell them

that they don't belong here anymore,

that it's time to stop holding on.

Sally, you belong here with us.

Oh, that's so sweet.

You sound just like Nick.

Is that how you wanna be treated?

Ah!

No!

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah!

Aidan! She's not kidding around, man!

What's going on?

We're not sure yet.

Are-are-are you okay?

I think...

I can't...

Can you, um?

Yeah,

of course.
- No, no.

- What?
- Hm-hm.

Guys, let me out.

Guys, come on.

I said let me the hell out of here!